The best 2 hours 36 minutes 21 seconds of my life (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)! (This will help me with my insomnia and having not to move to the next video, thx!

@kaciemiller

Жыл бұрын

Same

@your_localfriend359

Жыл бұрын

Same

@natalicruz2094

Жыл бұрын

😊

@spottybear9169

Жыл бұрын

same

@Mxyvuu

Жыл бұрын

honestly same

"the fact I was able to find a pair of handcuffs easier than a pair of scissors in my apartment really says about the man that I am" got me giggling lol 😂

@user-nu2qj2ks6b

11 ай бұрын

That got me too 😂😂

@minxter-

9 ай бұрын

Hahhaha

@Mentallyscorched

8 ай бұрын

I was like half asleep I heard that and I started laughing my ass off 🤣

@Olyve_11

7 ай бұрын

So I'm sitting on my couch with my headphones in listening to this and I accidentally press the volume up to full blast directly as he says that and then my brother goes (but I thought you were lesbian)😂😂

@Moshiiliio

7 ай бұрын

@@Olyve_11😭😂😂😂 OH MY GOSH-

They are describing yanderes as raccoons "He is smarter than all of them, he has a lot of interests, less then 10 homicides..."

@cristalmewtwo4160

Жыл бұрын

That's literally what they are they crawl out the woodwork and never let you go

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Oh my god, I think I have a new favorite animal, Why is this true????

@gremblygunk7933

9 ай бұрын

"that they were able to prove..."

Dez: “I’m basically fighting the urge to kiss your neck and bite your shoulder!” Me: “Well I mean…” 🫦

@brayonnablack3879

Жыл бұрын

Please continue

@charliejamebayla3906

Жыл бұрын

"I mean.. Imma let you anywa--"

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

I'm gonna be honest, When he said that he was gonna be "Needy and Positive and want you constantly" Best boyfriend material right there, Like Damn on point tho- like SIR THAT'S A PROBLEM HOW??

@Melinora321

9 ай бұрын

Fr

@alexiscarlin

7 ай бұрын

yea totally

Him: no no no I'm not grabbing your throat 😭 Me: Oooo kinky Him:no I don't wanna kill again Me:OH SHIT HE WAS NOT BEING KINKY

@vents867

Жыл бұрын

YEA 😭😭

@Heretostay1

10 ай бұрын

LOL SAME 🤣

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Ooh ____

@ThathurtlolWow

4 ай бұрын

“That was mean Juno toss” 😂

@P0tH0le

4 ай бұрын

He’s just being silly >:3

2:07:33 “I think this is why mom left you” I swear to god this is too funny 💀

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I swear I started dying 💀

@lovelyluci3214

Жыл бұрын

When he said that, all I thought was "shots fired!"

@chinchbug6934

Жыл бұрын

@@lovelyluci3214 For me it was 'get his ass!'

@sillymilo1011

Жыл бұрын

I GASPED

@aisoot7104

Жыл бұрын

When I heard that I was like "Ooo shits personal"

“Staying together until we’re both Halloween decorations” might be the most surprising adorable way to say love you :)

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

It really is cute

@Mxyvuu

Жыл бұрын

fr

@sherrymcclain1711

Жыл бұрын

Cute yet kinda scary

@_-STRAWBERRY_MILKSHAKE-_

7 ай бұрын

YES AND THATS WHAT IM SAYIN WHEN AND IF I GET MARRIED

Dez: "starts to doubt himself and trying to convince us to send him back" Us listener: "holds his face to calm him down" I won't do that I care and love you so much"

@marcianadoontem7344

Жыл бұрын

*Insert the meme *gently holds**

@mirandaholmes3997

Жыл бұрын

Us: your beautiful and the nicest person I ever met

@SCARA_MOUCE

Жыл бұрын

Him: please send me back Me POV :nooooooooooooo!!!!!

@l0calgndrllquld686

Жыл бұрын

*AGGRESSIVE LOVE*

@Skttles_stan

11 ай бұрын

Dez nuts 😫

2:14:55 Dez: So what do u say dad McDonald's? Dad whos barely alive:"Mnnh" Dez: McDonald's it is😃

@hindabdulla9842

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm dying rn 💀

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

NOT THE MCDONALD'S 🤣

@OscarClewley-rx9pl

2 күн бұрын

Listener: your a grown ass man. Eat the fucking pickle. Dad: Ggnnnhhhhh...

APD APPROVED Fun fact: Plants have ways of communicating with each other. The scent of freshly cut grass is equivalent to a cry for help. Until we meet again

@xxcringeycookiezxx3441

Жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks

@Loony_Lunatic

Жыл бұрын

Well.. Plants are considered live beings.. So I understand the cry for help.. They literally teach this in Science-

@Antilove_

Жыл бұрын

Yep, for some plants it’s also a way to tell other plants to Become bitter so they won’t be eaten ^^

@Loony_Lunatic

Жыл бұрын

Woah- Cool ;D

@sadlynotxiao610

Жыл бұрын

So if I like the smell of freshly cut grass does that mean I like the smell of suffering 😭💀

I love all the parts where he talks at the end of each chapter- It makes me unreasonable happy

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I'm gonna make a small compilation of those at some point.

@roseperez7131

Жыл бұрын

The first one got me laughing

@briarrose8631

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@mylovelybubbles

Жыл бұрын

Same

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Same idk why-

3 minutes in and I'm cackling. "Under 10 homicides....that they were able to prove"

@benandlucky091

Жыл бұрын

I AM THE DESTROYER

@Mxyvuu

Жыл бұрын

@@benandlucky091 LMAOOO

@againtheonewhowatched

Жыл бұрын

My friends that I was going insane hearing my laugh

@ashleygomez-galo6394

11 ай бұрын

​@@againtheonewhowatchedbruh potato soup eating ASMR is better this/jk

@Jakoppel

11 ай бұрын

I am Chaos

1:26:32 HELP I KNEW LISTENER WOULD FORCE THE DAD APOLOGIZE BY GUN POINT💀💀

@OscarClewley-rx9pl

2 күн бұрын

We are all making cinematic scenes up in our heads from that chapter 9 moment.

The listener is so smort- adopting a yandere just so we don't have to find a partner.

@GOBANANAS_

Жыл бұрын

I know 😏

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Smart

@Sappy_Tea

Жыл бұрын

@@hannahrau2219 let me have my word-

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

@@Sappy_Tea oops sorry-

@ocovermix163

Жыл бұрын

Make them obsessed with you if no one else will be 😈

"you son of a bitch, sorry grandma" also "that's why mom left you" this got me rolling on the floor 🤣 Btw your voice is just beautifullll ✨

Dez: "I cant kill you but my buddy can, say hi buddy! :)" Listener: " Hi -definity not angry-🙂

@urcrazednova

11 ай бұрын

nah cus fr

@SCP-6503

6 ай бұрын

I didn't get that until chapter 10 (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) (and yes...i didn't know listener was a yandere for him to..)

@The.Left.One.

5 ай бұрын

Fr cause I got anger issues 😅

@_CH0C0LAT3-3AT3R_

3 ай бұрын

@@SCP-6503same-

As a listener I've never felt so bad ass I AM THE DESTROYER 👹👹👹👹

@ecinnasnaveshorts2232

Жыл бұрын

And that's on gwad

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Slayyyyy

@zivathewreckandvoidgod

Жыл бұрын

​@@hannahrau2219 slayyyyyy

@zivathewreckandvoidgod

Жыл бұрын

​@@ecinnasnaveshorts2232 slay

@zivathewreckandvoidgod

Жыл бұрын

Slay

A nerd with handcuffs in his apartment, I find it very suspicious but im grateful 🥴

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Very suspicious

@chiyo_aki1696

Жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm🤨

@kaylabastian6710

Жыл бұрын

"it was easier to find a pair of handcuffs rather than scissors" Sir what you be doing in your free time 🧐🧐

@harmony_willow

6 ай бұрын

​@@kaylabastian6710 he's making asmr for simps.

"I've very felt so awkward in my on apartment, alone" had me dying 😂

@Wiccanbabe1986

Жыл бұрын

SAMEE 🤣

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

I'll never get used to making kissing sounds into my mic...

@l0calgndrllquld686

Жыл бұрын

​@@CandorAsmr PFFT- 💀

@user-nu2qj2ks6b

11 ай бұрын

​@@CandorAsmrhaha 😂I could not stop laughing at the ending of that one hahahahahaha

@shadowdragon6

2 ай бұрын

Like 🎉what 😢​@@Wiccanbabe1986😢😢&

"Well, you're not being kissed to death. So I take it you're getting along well?" LMFAO

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Ya I'm not the only one who thinks that, ngl this guy has a good personality outside of his videos

"that son of a b1tch.. Sorry grandma" AWW he still cares abt his grandma😭❤️ BTW I LOVED THE WHOLE SERIES❤️❤️❤️❤️

Candor: saying the characters aren’t supposed to be twins but he can’t do another voice Also Candor: has the deepest voice at the end of each chapter

1:10:54 "AnD tHeReRs TuRkEy,ThErErS tUrKeY" I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

@benandlucky091

Жыл бұрын

TURKEY

@spooderdude3985

Жыл бұрын

✨️TURKEY🫢

The "I don't do sexy I don't do Sultry" just got you a sub man, gg

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

Thank you lol

"Oh good, more for my collection!" That made me laugh so hard.

"My partner came to get me in hospital scrubs because that's how an actual healthy relationship works" I mean I would in fact leave the hospital in the scrubs to get Dez cause he deserves it.

@starryxmisa

Жыл бұрын

HELPP

@Lukas-Cahill

Жыл бұрын

Yes. I love so much

@hlivaralexa441

11 ай бұрын

You mean he DEZ-erves it? :3

I love how the listener is just dissing the dad through the entirety of parts 13,14,& 15 I especially love that we kept flipping him off when he was still getting surgery 😂 And the wedding!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@helensnyder8126

10 ай бұрын

I'm all for it frankly. The dad deserves it.

@WallyDarling662

5 ай бұрын

Hello neighbor . ... ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛*I see you, do you see me? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Yeah, chapter one definitely caught my ass off guard, just randomly "ok so the two characters are not meant to be twins, but there's no way in fuck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get"🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

How tf did you make 15 chapter of this without cringy?Mad respect 🫡

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

Trust me, I felt very cringe at times.

@pinkdevil5561

Жыл бұрын

@@CandorAsmr don’t worry a little cringe makes it funny and interesting 😂

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Idk but this is insane. Lol

Okay, but the fact that Des KNOWS how unhinged he is, but he's willing to try is just so....AAAUUUGGGGHHHH. I'm obsessed!!!!!! Edit: Don't even get me STARTED on the end of parts comments 😂😂😂 Here I am, thinking, "Awwwww, he's so sweet!" And then comes the VA, "I don't do sultry, I'M A FUCKING NERD!!!" PFFFFFFT I'M IN STITCHES!!!!!!!

“Thats your name? Thats so pretty i love how it sounds” i let out a literal awwww

“Im f-king nerd… for f-is sake “ This is amazing 😂😂 I’m partly here for the Author notes

"I swear to God that son of a bi#ch" "Sorry grandma" That made me laugh 😂

2:07:42 “I think this why mom left you” had me crying 😂

*shoots gun and hits the ceiling fan* “THIS IS WHY MOM DOSENT FUCKING LOVE YOU”

@Camren-vs4ye

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

“The back breaking was 100% intentional” 🫲😐🫱

The "I'm a Nerd for gods sake i dont do sultry." During this got the worst laugh out if me

1:12:22. Him: Oh boy more for my collection! Me: *starts laughing*. Him: Hey don’t laugh! Me: WTF!? Alright we’re the cameras!?

"I think this is why Mom left you" HAD ME ROLLING ON MY FLOOR 😭

I love it when you say the two characters are not meant to be twins but there's no way in hell I'm doing 2 different voices ❤❤❤

"we both know i have the emotional capacity of a toddler" 😭😭😭

“You wanna go get McDonald’s? How about you dad?” *dying noises* “let’s go get some McDonald’s!”

@alexandrasoto1180

2 күн бұрын

Lol I laughed my head off at that!!!!! (Side note: I'm using my mom's account still because I'm lazy so don't reply to this 😘🥲)

2:30:36 I wasn’t expecting the Halloween decoration I just laughed so hard

Honestly the bit with the Handcuffs was relatable af xD

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

Nice to know it's not just me xD

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Ngl weirdest thing I think I might have.... Edit: so I do have a pair ( or two... )!

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

Only realized now how wired that sounds, I do ASMR as well, omg that is so cringe sounding. Lmfao

*The time I hear Dez cry* Me: WHO I HAVE TO MURDER?!

@lunanightingale1453

Жыл бұрын

Literally!!!

@helensnyder8126

10 ай бұрын

Same.

3rd time listening to this and yet I still fall asleep this is why I love soft stuttering guys

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you're enjoying it so much. I wasn't expecting people to be so happy about the full version tbh.

@alloallen1997

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I for one loved it (the parts I we’re actually awake for) it was very nice and to see dez try his best is actually very nice I loved it

I was expecting the regular yandere stuff when I clicked this video, but HOLY SHIT, this is such a good story! The fluff is so cute and the lore is so awesome! I literally stayed up til 3AM listening the whole series because I HAD to get to the ending! Good job, man! Also yes, I yandere Dez very much

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

BRO SAME ITS ALMOST 4 IN THE MORNING AND IM RUNNING OFF OF AN OREO-

@Grim-Reaper183

20 сағат бұрын

It’s almost 2:30am for me and I have and hour and thirty mins lefttt

I loved it when he says " This is why mom left you " I laughed so hard🤣

“It says you want my father to walk you down the aisle.. but he’s in a wheelchair-“ 😂😂😂

“The sexiest person alive is naked in front of me” Holy shit this baby I need to hug him

@kchangaming714

5 ай бұрын

He best boy

"that son of a bitch, sorry grandma" got me laughing 😂😂😂😂

The little authors notes things at the end of each chapter were incredible I love them

bro I'm on chapter 9 and I'm so happy I called it that listener was a yandere and it just makes the plot so much better!!!!!

The bits at the end of each chapter makes me laugh so hard! You are so sweet we need more real asmr people like this it makes it so much more fun

@NichScriptor

11 ай бұрын

You should do it. 👀

"im gonna make sure that son of a bitch- sorry grandma!" HES RESPECTFUL TOO😭

@Nads_the_rat

5 ай бұрын

LOLLL

I think I would melt if he called us Doe-eyes ☺️ Also, I found it hilarious when Des asked if they could go to McDonald's and then asked his dad if he wanted to go to 😂

when he said "ill take you to his cell" i was like NOOO LET HIM OUT HES CUTE AND INOCENT also EXACTLY NO ONE HURTS MY SWEET BABY BOY

Love how at the end of Chapter 3 this guy sounded like he was a blushing nerd that felt like one of those fun characters you have at the end of anime episodes because I couldn't help but laugh and love it🤣👍

@autumntaylor2133

Жыл бұрын

I also love how Chapter 6 he literally used it and hinted at himself.. approve👍

" I'm a fucking nerd god damnit!" Me: and I'm an anime weeb :>

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

We're all nerds and weebs here.

@your_localfriend359

Жыл бұрын

Yes we are

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@Jaydan_Lynn

Жыл бұрын

@@CandorAsmr mhm facts right there Candor

@karyzmabarnett

3 ай бұрын

I’m both

We snitched on ourselves, and what did he do? "Aw sure u r"

At the end when he talks makes me laugh and happy

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I like making the little end commentaries.

Can we just take a minute to appreciate this masterpiece and hard work♡

@benandlucky091

Жыл бұрын

WE*

@kawaiigamer3000

Жыл бұрын

@@benandlucky091 TELL ME WHY I JUST NOITCED THAT LMAO TY

@benandlucky091

Жыл бұрын

@@kawaiigamer3000 because im a femboi nerd and ur a human

@benandlucky091

Жыл бұрын

So basically ur just not that smart

@kawaiigamer3000

Жыл бұрын

@@benandlucky091 dayum💀💀💀

Spoiler 🚩(chap 9-10) Wow I did not expect her or us to be "evil" tbh it kinda ironic since dez baby thinks he's more bad then us.🤧

@PookieBeawh

Жыл бұрын

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT OMG AJDJSJDHSKSH

@abixander1836

Жыл бұрын

Just before we got the reveal I was thinking that it sounded like we were threatening him

@PookieBeawh

Жыл бұрын

@@abixander1836 I literally thought "imagine if we were threatening him lmao"

@kawaiigamer3000

Жыл бұрын

@@abixander1836 yeah I was so confused bruh😭

I've been really sick lately and this was nice to listen to for a while, my eyes weren't adjusting properly and I was very overwhelmed when watching anything, this was just perfect! This series is so good I listened to the whole thing, and the voice acting was super good!

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear you're feeling ill. I hope you get better soon. Sensitivity like that can be awful. My coworker gets like that due to stress so it's always good to take a day for yourself every once in a while.

Idk If I'm suppose to cry or not but, I did cry for how wholesome this was. It was worthy spending 2 hours 36 minutes and 31 seconds of my life listening to this

I started cackling when he said that his dad would be “walking” down the isle with us

You know that lady cutting his hair probs thought we were abusing him ✋😭

I was going into the second chapter and I got an ad about BIRTH CONTROL 😭😭

@AxAngelxA

4 ай бұрын

I GOT TAMPAX 😭

It’s like “aw,poor des” and then when the actual voice leaves little personal notes at the end it’s like “dawg i just ate 6 mentos and im chugging 3 litres of coke”

"Even when I started crying for no good reason" Me, who will cry at literally anything: 😃😄😀 why the hell am I feeling so called out with half this stuff I cannot-

@ZoeyLund

2 ай бұрын

I cry at anything involving my dog....

2 and 3 got me crying and I haven't cried in years

Finished at 2:22 a.m. and now I can sleep peacefully

Me: *trying to fall asleep not knowing what to expect* Video: There's no way in fvck I'm doing two voices so you gotta take what you can get Me: *starts crying and laughing because I wasn't expecting that*

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

TRUTH, SHE/HE/THEY SPEAKS THE TRUTH! ( I apologize I don't know your pronouns )

@multifandomCass

10 ай бұрын

@-Harmony_Gacha_Life- Ah I use he/they I appreciate the respect though

Did I just listen to a whole ass Movie? Yup. Did I like it? No. I. Loved. It!!

“So u can get the paycheck AND get rid of me..” No hun no…I’m insane too. *dabs up*

I wanna hold this sweet boy and tell him everythings gonna be okay 🥺. Your voice acting is great and I love how shy you get about voicing sex scenes. It's adorable and also you do it pretty well 😁

STOP I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I LISTENED TO THIS FOR 2 HOURS. AND I LISTENED TO IT AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING

Tbh this is the best yandere video i have watched its not like the one i haved watched it has a Big twist in it Definitely not forgetting this

The moments when the chapters are about to end ,you say something every time haha I think that's are the best moment : )

@JOHNNY_CAG_FAN

Жыл бұрын

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

At the beginning i died when he yelled "REAL FUNNY KYLE"

I get jumpsscared every time the cat hisses Love cats, never been hissed at, terrified by the sound

38:10 i laughed so hard at this for no reason😭😭💀

why the hell am i so invested in this story?!? i am sitting here and every major event that happens i am just like "hell yeah Dez"

I'm so happy that I listened to this at night, it just made me feel better knowing no one would walk in my room and judge me.

I agree nothing wrong with crying in a movie theatre I've cried many times when watching movies especially in theaters and honestly it hits different than crying at home on the couch

The end part of chapter 3 was just, most reliable shit I've heard, my nerdy ass could never Edit: chapter 4's ending was just, wow

Bruh the lisener breaks the dads back and then gose to McDonald's

@CandorAsmr

Жыл бұрын

What else should they do?

@hannahrau2219

Жыл бұрын

​@@CandorAsmr nothing that was perfect

"And there's turkey 😄... Turkey 👹..."

Dez is so adorable, I just wanna hug and squeeze him😍😍 great voice acting btw and I loved the commentary on every chapter💜💙💚

The VA is just so ✨gender✨ yk?

Him: "I think you got him" The listener: *literally breaking the dad's spine* I think not

Ah yes a metal asylum- I mean adoption center where I can buy mentally ill people and have 50/50 chance of dying

I love these little commentaries afterwards. I’m in asexual. I’m trapped because I’m forcing myself to watch this. I mean listen to it but also be saying I’m sorry I’m sorry remind me exactly of my partner.

In part like 1 or 2 I started being like 'haha headcanon that the listener is secretly a yandere too' and then part 9 hit- No idea how I got here tbh, but this was def an entertaining ride.

not the yan yan senter

2:30:14 I love his confidence and pride

I couldn’t stop laughing when you said “the sexiest person alive is I front of me” I laughed so hard.😂😂

Him: im going to fall inlove with you - Me: i want you to be obsessed. Edit: 19:08 Me: STOP RESISTING - "... what-" Me: DON'T RESIST 👹👹👹

@Marie-ss9so

10 ай бұрын

Omg, I love this 😭

I feel so bad for the salon girl 😭

@odd6152

Жыл бұрын

Her listening: 👁️👄👁️

@harmony_willow

10 ай бұрын

She's probably heard worse all the gossip goes to hair dressers.

WHY IS DESMONDS DAD INSULTING HIM BY CALLING HIM A MUSHY ORANGE AND A FRUIT BOY- AND WHY DOES DESMOND TAKE OFFENSE TO IT😭