ngl i had already chosen the employee as my yandere i like his attitude i feel like we could just sit down in a room and just vibe in silence

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you like him and the video!

@agereartist3763

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah most likely in a basement while tied up

@jhaynellestephens5091

2 жыл бұрын

Me too~😌

I love how literally EVERYONE wants the employee and not any of the yanderes 💀

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

@SiriNguyenHoang-zm8ff

4 ай бұрын

Yes sir👅

This man is just so freaking done with his job 🤣🤣🤣

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

oh yea!

The disinterest of the staff member is just amazing

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thanks so much!

@SugarSkulls_nf48

Жыл бұрын

I love how he just hates his job

@hayamirin6795

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like me in class 😑

@ravenfinch-alexander1238

Жыл бұрын

That's retail for you

@_blxoom_

Жыл бұрын

@@SugarSkulls_nf48 why wouldn't he

Is this where the government hides all the yanderes? Like this is a adoption center for yanderes and I love this. They are literally pets, like they can be put down and have a rights law against that? I swear the worker is getting paid minimum wage, he does not get paid enough to care.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

the store clerk is so screwed

The "Please don't tell management" seemed serious than he's first encounter with us few moments ago LMAO HE SEEMS SO DONE WIH HES JOB YET HE WAS SERIOUS TO NOT TELL MANAGEMENT

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm very glad you like it!

@Scar4m0uch1

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR I did ^.^

@ino4757

Жыл бұрын

Don't tell management what?

I absolutely love this, especially the end, IF HE WAS a yandere I would definitely pick him.

@dayrohan

2 жыл бұрын

I need this as a series. With that tired employee.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you like it!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I left a link to the creator, maybe they will give us more!

This should be part of a series 😀 or I'd love to see more of this character

@yandereconnoisseur

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

Definitely subscribing after this, I love the tone of the employee and the amount of details for each one. Then the "please don't tell management" caught in 4K

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy you like video!

Laughing while crying...never thought I would love such a bored, disinterested soul in my life 💙! Although the Yandere burger may have put a lil horror in my soul. 🥲

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

avoid the pickles lol

@seraphimflame9879

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR 😶😑😱 Thanks for the warning! Pickles are just evil to begin with 😉 can't imagine adding a yandere to the mix. Would that be a vinegar flavor that never goes away 🤔

"Welcome to Yanderes R Us" I CAN'T IM WHEEZING🤣

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Same

Store guy is literally the most relatable, i want him

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

store guy wants to clock for a month lol

I would rather adopted the employee. Seems like he needs a vacation

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

He does!

This was amazing. Original and hilarious. Ngl, is it possible to choose the underpaid staff worker for my yandere? I like him the most

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

haha! I'm so happy you like the video!

The employees is definitely a yandere awesome at the end I laugh at realizing that he might be one

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

indeed!

@meadow2301

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome

Bro Matthew just growling😭 he been threw a lot

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

he has also been threw a lot of people.

I would want to buy a yandere but I'll be so embarrassed for the employee 😭

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you like the video!

Idk if i want the yandere or the employe now cuz the employe sounds cute😗

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video!

Wow. Never thought that such asmr existed😶

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video!

@Juvia_Locker

Жыл бұрын

​@@GreenForestASMRyou mean glad

**Tells Management**

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! lol

This employee is done with this job 💀

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

same!

Teddy approves! - Teddy loves you , so please eat and drink something everyday

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thank you!

@silent_cyan2792

Жыл бұрын

Awe kinda scary but also cute :3

😂 the employee is just a mood he sounds so frickin dead him: pls don't tell management me: 😂😂😂 I'm just tryna sleep but I can't breathe 😂 this made me laugh so hard

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glade you liked the video!

This is fucking hilarious omfg

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm glade you like the video!

Is it me, or is the calm one always steve- " for people who are inexperienced with yandere like you " / insert offended gasp

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

who knows

I totally picked the staff guy.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thanks so much!

@katlinwales4352

2 жыл бұрын

ME TOO AHHHHHH

imagine a karen in the store- poor staff :((

@aim108

2 жыл бұрын

wait i just got the ‘please don’t tell management’ is it like one of the yanderes that acts like he isnt a yandere?

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'll leave that answer up to you!

Imagine if these was an actual store

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

There would be alot illegal stuff

@animelover8341

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR yeah but I'd buy from them 😅

@SugarSkulls_nf48

Жыл бұрын

@@animelover8341 same :)

Can I buy the employee as my yandere cuz he seems more chill and relaxing and plus his picture looks hot and my type. And keep up the good work I love it

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

The employee needs a month on vacation

Weirdly, I could see myself picking either the employee or the last 2. If the second last one was gonna appear anyways, might as well give him a place to stay. No illegal yandere harems, so the last one can hopefully calm down. And Employee is the safest sounding option to hang out if he chose instead.

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Nicee

That guy is just DONE with his job Edit: Nah bro I want to adopt the employee

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm glad you like the video!

"Please don't tell management" Well forget the yandere I got your the only yandere I want sir-

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

thank you!

Bud, this video is STUPIDLY underrated! The script was amazing and your voice acting was really the icing on the cake ^^

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much!

What a delightful, hilarious vid. The keeper was soo funny . Tysm 🩷

@GreenForestASMR

11 ай бұрын

Thank you

This staff guy is so much fun!

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

indeed

“On the left we have Steve” Steve from Minecraft?🤭 “he counts every single one of your hairs” that is creepy asf but what did I expect?😃

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Fair

He hates his job lol 😆

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

yep

Where am I, I just went to get milk, woke up and here I am

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Magic!

This was amazing loved the twist

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thanks!

i want to see a part 2.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

I liked the third one 😍

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video!

Jokes on you I'm almost never alone. I just happen to be extremely needy thank you very much

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm glade you liked it!

this is super cool! i need a series!! i love it!!!

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

You'll have to talk to the creator about that

I can see why everyone likes the store employee!

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Same

“…How did I know that? Ma’am, if you had a social life you wouldn’t be here.”

@GreenForestASMR

8 ай бұрын

Indeed

I like Steve :)

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

we all like steve!

I have a suggestion could you make a part 2 but for each yandere like let's say I choose alen and you made a video on him could you that for all of them if that is possible

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

You would need to talk to the script creator! Link is in the description

The start killed me I I can stop laughing 😂

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

fair

I'd pick either the employee or steve😄

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

go employee

Loved this video

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@GenAqua

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR You're welcome. Would love to see more of him.

I need part 2 pls❤

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

I choose Steve. He can carry large amounts of items, his face is a bit square, but he CAN fly sometimes...

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

he can?

@junkonatsumizaka5149

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR Yes! And he also has the power to turn night to day when he sleeps!

@blueberryyofficial

Жыл бұрын

​@@junkonatsumizaka5149 now it kinda sounds like you're talking about Steve from Minecraft..

@junkonatsumizaka5149

Жыл бұрын

@@blueberryyofficial I am! ✨You got the reference! ✨

I'll take the second yandere and thank you for the yandere burger coupon ^_^

PLEaSe thIs gUy iS A MOoD HE LP

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

he be sleepy boy!

@gataay

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR yep

This man is so f****** done with his life😂

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

same

I LOVE THIS LMAO

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm glade you liked it!

Store employee is a mood 100% 3:43 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@GreenForestASMR

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

Hey I really love ur videos and your voice is really attractive lmao 👍😁

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much 😀

THE BEGINNING 💀

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

Nah I want the employee

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

No!

The fact I was actually looking at the other yanderes

@dodechohedron4843

Жыл бұрын

I’m very oblivious I sorry

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Im glad you enjoyed the video sweetness

"I would highly recommend holding the pickles"...????? Is that what I think it is??

@GreenForestASMR

10 ай бұрын

Magic

@kristirockhold3885

6 ай бұрын

What's wrong with the pickeles??

fun fact a youtuber used the same script but the video is in spanish

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I've never of Spanish ASMR

Hello welcome yandere Mark 😂😂

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

HAH! Okay, that was clever! Also, fantastic delivery!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Yay, thank you! out curiosity do you write your own scripts?

@WillotheWispAudio

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR I do, yes! I make the art, record and edit, and do the writing on my channel!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

@@WillotheWispAudio well damn! Your skills vastly ahead my own great job! If I possessed the ability to draw I differently would

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

@@WillotheWispAudio do you take commission?

This is the best

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thank you!

Wait this isn’t a Walmart

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

maybe!

.... STEVE AND ME IS GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER 🥺❤

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Fair

I need moreeeee please 😢

@GreenForestASMR

10 ай бұрын

I'll have to talk to the creator about that

I fooled you I am not alone I have two cats and a dog don't ask how that works.

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Mkay

PLZ GIMME THE EMPLOYEE 😭🙏

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Same

Me saw this Click this Listen to this Love this

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

yay!

why does the employee sound the angsty teen voice from handle unit💀✨️

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Bc i was bored while recording 😆 🤣

@_blxoom_

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR new handle unit voice

UH IM NOT SURE 😦

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

go grab some food and think about it lol

I never laugh in a amsr so bad 😂😂😂😂

@GreenForestASMR

2 ай бұрын

Wait my video was bad?

@Kai_kiaedits

2 ай бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR no no I find it funny sorry my bad but no it was amazing🤣✋

Part 2 pleasseeeeeeeeee😭😭😭

@GreenForestASMR

9 ай бұрын

You'll have to talk to the creator

I love how so dead & done he sounds with all the shit he’s witnessed & dealt with. “Agh, not this shit again.“ “This here we have *S t e v e.* “ “He’s always counting.“ “This one is called *T o d d.* “ “This one is highly delusional. He seems to think everyone on earth is just an alien pretending to be human. Which is, of course, complete crap. Because, I can confirm, if I was an alien, I would definitely, most definitely, logistically promise you I would never be on this God forsaken planet ever again.” “He’s been nothing but a pain in the ass. At this point, we would much rather put him down…” “I forgot how to care… Mathew, stop clawing at the damn bars!” “By the way, we have a no return policy.” Someone, give this character & voice actor a raise.

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I could def use it 😆

Is there a part 2-?

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

you'll have to talk to the creator about that

7:15 Me:how would you know 😰 Him: umm.. lucky guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

@GreenForestASMR

11 ай бұрын

Magic

This is to funny

@GreenForestASMR

4 ай бұрын

Thank you

I choose Ellen! 🥰

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

cool!

There’s a restaurant in the store??

@GreenForestASMR

9 ай бұрын

Maybe

the slogan was killing me🤣

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

haha nice

Where is this store I’m asking for…. Research purposes…- Yea- Research-🫧

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure other people would like to know to lol! I'll never tell!

@gataay

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR 😔

@muchiros_hair

Жыл бұрын

😔😔😔😔

I- I am in love with Solomon, I'm in love oh my goodness. And I'm in love with your channel, I just discovered it but omg I'm so glad I found you ahhh this was so good! Keep up the amazing work!! Sending all the love and support your way!! This was really great! :D

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my forest!