19k people wanted a yandere. I wanted the salesman cause i love his attitude!
@Kai_kiaedits
2 ай бұрын
😂😂 fr
@Yuki-dn7dp Жыл бұрын
Only the 10/10 yanderes can run this establishment because there the only ones that can pretend there not yanderes
@dolfinlovermylo17
Жыл бұрын
So true tho 😹😅😜👍
@helenamariawestphal4991
Жыл бұрын
Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there
@saorise28
9 ай бұрын
@@helenamariawestphal4991gotta be able to think like the enemy to outsmart them… just so happens the “enemy” is also themselves lol
@HanDaKilla Жыл бұрын
Salesman: **slaps Yandere** this thing can fit so much *DANGER* into it!
@renclear3825 Жыл бұрын
"You gave your address away like it was candy!... No I am never letting that go." 😂
@boogie7141
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't either😂
@BeachyRuth Жыл бұрын
Him: "I won't bite" Me: "Yeah But do you stabed?"
@alverab.750 Жыл бұрын
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "*ABSOLUTELY* not, but that's not going to stop me!"
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
That’s a whole vibe tho✨✨
@SmartiesAndDumbDumbs Жыл бұрын
“Everything is a camera” sir…. Are YOU a camera?! AM I A CAMERA!?
@tiffanypetersen789 Жыл бұрын
Finally, An honest salesman!
@shroom3320 Жыл бұрын
this whole video was "☀🌹🌸✨" to "💀🔪⛓" every 5 seconds-
@mcrose5581 Жыл бұрын
Him:*selling a yandere* Me:*slams the door and lock the door with everything blocking it* NOT GETTING KIDNAP AGAIN
@ino4757 Жыл бұрын
We need more of yandere salesman
@maidenoftheseaxxx Жыл бұрын
They should make a video game off this scenario. Escape yandere boy company👀
@renclear3825
Жыл бұрын
I would absolutely play that lol
@AnormiX01iv3r
10 ай бұрын
Me too
@whydoihavesomanyname Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE SELLS MAN SO REAL FOR THIS
@dmgphoenixcultist4895 Жыл бұрын
bro this is actual gold
@alyssatjuhhh1939 Жыл бұрын
Ok but this was hilarious lol
@uncannyclementineasmr Жыл бұрын
This is top tier funny 😆 couldn’t fall asleep because I wanted to hear everything
@monkeymoney8552 Жыл бұрын
Oh no I accidentally fell in a very easily kidnapable position I hope I don't get kidnapped
@yourwaterreminder8418
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@Funni8unni Жыл бұрын
This guy sounds so anxious and it's hilarious
@chains_of_heaven Жыл бұрын
This is so similar to the yandere salesperson audio from bestboyfriend asmr, some pharses are exactly the same too
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
“Some of the *BOYS* we have here!”
@shitfart5446 Жыл бұрын
I love all the pep in his step
@lunarsakura8592 Жыл бұрын
No me laughing my ass off🤣🤣
@MedEvil1c Жыл бұрын
Love a good Yan-con script with lots of energy
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
That was my alt credit card 😤😤
@waddlesthecoolest1700 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard😂😅
@asephine9657 Жыл бұрын
Bruv can you get me an infinity outta ten I need god mode.🙂
@tsukasaistheevilbaby3198 Жыл бұрын
At this point all of them might as well be yanderes
@linoonehat1392 Жыл бұрын
I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.
@whoamiagain6978 Жыл бұрын
looks like im moving
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
Bruh his voice-
@kirpich_lox10 ай бұрын
More Passion, more passion , more energy more energy
@AzariaAsmr Жыл бұрын
this is gold💎💎
@teddyschannel2227
Жыл бұрын
No, those are diamonds (I know it’s a bad joke but I can’t help myself)
@Dabi_simp998 Жыл бұрын
Nooo it's blackpink in your area
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
Pft-
@Mia_is Жыл бұрын
Don’t be shy I won’t bite What the heck-
@lainz9558 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS
@miraistired Жыл бұрын
“Mohna Lisa”
@wakisss3366
2 ай бұрын
I actually read this in the same time he say it XDDDD
@annerosinski1463 Жыл бұрын
Oh he is a 10 😏
@dolfinlovermylo17 Жыл бұрын
Adrien form miraculous ladybug and chat noir has gone Yandere over Marinette is it just me or do i see this happening
@judyoconnell2270
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@Olliemaxx17 ай бұрын
He sounds like those guys in the circus Ads 😭
@christinetrue8198 Жыл бұрын
Very clever
@nothing-yf9ui Жыл бұрын
I have heard the script I think. It seems too loud here for asmr
@jjessiee.ng_ Жыл бұрын
I remember another asmr person do the same scrip
@ariana-os9yp Жыл бұрын
than was hliarious
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
Arianna Grande?!?!?!?!?!🤨😳😳
@meao_puff Жыл бұрын
He broke
@Yak1986 Жыл бұрын
Laugh all the way 😹
@F.L.0.W.3.R Жыл бұрын
But I wanted a girl :(
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
We all do😭
@F.L.0.W.3.R
Жыл бұрын
@@miraistired :(
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
@@F.L.0.W.3.R we're all a little gae, dont worry, ill find you a yandere girl
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19k people wanted a yandere. I wanted the salesman cause i love his attitude!
@Kai_kiaedits
2 ай бұрын
😂😂 fr
Only the 10/10 yanderes can run this establishment because there the only ones that can pretend there not yanderes
@dolfinlovermylo17
Жыл бұрын
So true tho 😹😅😜👍
@helenamariawestphal4991
Жыл бұрын
Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there
@saorise28
9 ай бұрын
@@helenamariawestphal4991gotta be able to think like the enemy to outsmart them… just so happens the “enemy” is also themselves lol
Salesman: **slaps Yandere** this thing can fit so much *DANGER* into it!
"You gave your address away like it was candy!... No I am never letting that go." 😂
@boogie7141
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't either😂
Him: "I won't bite" Me: "Yeah But do you stabed?"
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "*ABSOLUTELY* not, but that's not going to stop me!"
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
That’s a whole vibe tho✨✨
“Everything is a camera” sir…. Are YOU a camera?! AM I A CAMERA!?
Finally, An honest salesman!
this whole video was "☀🌹🌸✨" to "💀🔪⛓" every 5 seconds-
Him:*selling a yandere* Me:*slams the door and lock the door with everything blocking it* NOT GETTING KIDNAP AGAIN
We need more of yandere salesman
They should make a video game off this scenario. Escape yandere boy company👀
@renclear3825
Жыл бұрын
I would absolutely play that lol
@AnormiX01iv3r
10 ай бұрын
Me too
LOVE THE SELLS MAN SO REAL FOR THIS
bro this is actual gold
Ok but this was hilarious lol
This is top tier funny 😆 couldn’t fall asleep because I wanted to hear everything
Oh no I accidentally fell in a very easily kidnapable position I hope I don't get kidnapped
@yourwaterreminder8418
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
This guy sounds so anxious and it's hilarious
This is so similar to the yandere salesperson audio from bestboyfriend asmr, some pharses are exactly the same too
“Some of the *BOYS* we have here!”
I love all the pep in his step
No me laughing my ass off🤣🤣
Love a good Yan-con script with lots of energy
That was my alt credit card 😤😤
This made me laugh so hard😂😅
Bruv can you get me an infinity outta ten I need god mode.🙂
At this point all of them might as well be yanderes
I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.
looks like im moving
Bruh his voice-
More Passion, more passion , more energy more energy
this is gold💎💎
@teddyschannel2227
Жыл бұрын
No, those are diamonds (I know it’s a bad joke but I can’t help myself)
Nooo it's blackpink in your area
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
Pft-
Don’t be shy I won’t bite What the heck-
LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS
“Mohna Lisa”
@wakisss3366
2 ай бұрын
I actually read this in the same time he say it XDDDD
Oh he is a 10 😏
Adrien form miraculous ladybug and chat noir has gone Yandere over Marinette is it just me or do i see this happening
@judyoconnell2270
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
He sounds like those guys in the circus Ads 😭
Very clever
I have heard the script I think. It seems too loud here for asmr
I remember another asmr person do the same scrip
than was hliarious
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
Arianna Grande?!?!?!?!?!🤨😳😳
He broke
Laugh all the way 😹
But I wanted a girl :(
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
We all do😭
@F.L.0.W.3.R
Жыл бұрын
@@miraistired :(
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
@@F.L.0.W.3.R we're all a little gae, dont worry, ill find you a yandere girl
@F.L.0.W.3.R
Жыл бұрын
@@miraistired yay :)
@miraistired
Жыл бұрын
@@F.L.0.W.3.R kzread.info/dash/bejne/enmkrtqHZKfgl84.html :]
why is one of the hashtags “asmr” but you’re literally yelling at us.