19k people wanted a yandere. I wanted the salesman cause i love his attitude!

@Kai_kiaedits

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 fr

Only the 10/10 yanderes can run this establishment because there the only ones that can pretend there not yanderes

@dolfinlovermylo17

Жыл бұрын

So true tho 😹😅😜👍

@helenamariawestphal4991

Жыл бұрын

Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there

@saorise28

9 ай бұрын

@@helenamariawestphal4991gotta be able to think like the enemy to outsmart them… just so happens the “enemy” is also themselves lol

Salesman: **slaps Yandere** this thing can fit so much *DANGER* into it!

"You gave your address away like it was candy!... No I am never letting that go." 😂

@boogie7141

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't either😂

Him: "I won't bite" Me: "Yeah But do you stabed?"

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "*ABSOLUTELY* not, but that's not going to stop me!"

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

That’s a whole vibe tho✨✨

“Everything is a camera” sir…. Are YOU a camera?! AM I A CAMERA!?

Finally, An honest salesman!

this whole video was "☀🌹🌸✨" to "💀🔪⛓" every 5 seconds-

Him:*selling a yandere* Me:*slams the door and lock the door with everything blocking it* NOT GETTING KIDNAP AGAIN

We need more of yandere salesman

They should make a video game off this scenario. Escape yandere boy company👀

@renclear3825

Жыл бұрын

I would absolutely play that lol

@AnormiX01iv3r

10 ай бұрын

Me too

LOVE THE SELLS MAN SO REAL FOR THIS

bro this is actual gold

Ok but this was hilarious lol

This is top tier funny 😆 couldn’t fall asleep because I wanted to hear everything

Oh no I accidentally fell in a very easily kidnapable position I hope I don't get kidnapped

@yourwaterreminder8418

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

This guy sounds so anxious and it's hilarious

This is so similar to the yandere salesperson audio from bestboyfriend asmr, some pharses are exactly the same too

“Some of the *BOYS* we have here!”

I love all the pep in his step

No me laughing my ass off🤣🤣

Love a good Yan-con script with lots of energy

That was my alt credit card 😤😤

This made me laugh so hard😂😅

Bruv can you get me an infinity outta ten I need god mode.🙂

At this point all of them might as well be yanderes

I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.

looks like im moving

Bruh his voice-

More Passion, more passion , more energy more energy

this is gold💎💎

@teddyschannel2227

Жыл бұрын

No, those are diamonds (I know it’s a bad joke but I can’t help myself)

Nooo it's blackpink in your area

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

Pft-

Don’t be shy I won’t bite What the heck-

LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS

“Mohna Lisa”

@wakisss3366

2 ай бұрын

I actually read this in the same time he say it XDDDD

Oh he is a 10 😏

Adrien form miraculous ladybug and chat noir has gone Yandere over Marinette is it just me or do i see this happening

@judyoconnell2270

Жыл бұрын

Omg yes

He sounds like those guys in the circus Ads 😭

Very clever

I have heard the script I think. It seems too loud here for asmr

I remember another asmr person do the same scrip

than was hliarious

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

Arianna Grande?!?!?!?!?!🤨😳😳

He broke

Laugh all the way 😹

But I wanted a girl :(

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

We all do😭

@F.L.0.W.3.R

Жыл бұрын

@@miraistired :(

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

@@F.L.0.W.3.R we're all a little gae, dont worry, ill find you a yandere girl

@F.L.0.W.3.R

Жыл бұрын

@@miraistired yay :)

@miraistired

Жыл бұрын

@@F.L.0.W.3.R kzread.info/dash/bejne/enmkrtqHZKfgl84.html :]

why is one of the hashtags “asmr” but you’re literally yelling at us.