"awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" I cannot comprehend how fast I pulled out a middle finger

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ulilliareinhart3659

2 жыл бұрын

Same and I said “fuck you”😭😂😂😂

@6b_concepcion_celena591

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not helping the fact that I have a head ache-

@plaguedocjay

2 жыл бұрын

I double blasted it faster than I clicked on this video. Both went right up

@sawg4215

2 жыл бұрын

What the heck

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" How about one more time from the top and without the sass this time

@elsagegaj3519

2 жыл бұрын

The likes are 911 hahah

@Midnight-xy7tw

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@cchhiill

2 жыл бұрын

@@Midnight-xy7tw I like your username

@erenjaeger6219

2 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say the same thing

@spookylukie100

10 ай бұрын

🤣

THE WAY HE SAID “What 😃” WHEN HE CALLED US HIS CRUSH 😭😭😭

@dopaminespike6053

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard because I said it the exact same way LMAO

@whatsupfuckers4078

2 жыл бұрын

IM FUCKING CRYING 💀💀

@LooseeElle

Жыл бұрын

THATS EXACTLY HOW HE SAID IT TOO LMAOOOO

@Barrne_

11 ай бұрын

WHAT 💀🧍

"The one with the skirt and crop top" Me hating crop tops: I guess we'll be going unimaginable lengths today

@angietrejorivera2948

2 жыл бұрын

Fr tho. That's how I know his not talking to me

@PreviouslyNekoBlossom

2 жыл бұрын

If I would wear a crop it will def be a hoodie like crop (with a shirt inside obvi)

@angietrejorivera2948

2 жыл бұрын

@@PreviouslyNekoBlossom yes Immaculate taste 🤝🏻

@cchhiill

2 жыл бұрын

@@PreviouslyNekoBlossom all the way

@mooshroom9443

2 жыл бұрын

i’m too insecure for crop tops😭😭

Him: "respecting my boundaries? Guuurl, that's so hot" I've never related more

@Demonica_Devil

Жыл бұрын

FRRRRRRRR

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@emyjune0019

Жыл бұрын

VERY EFFECTIVE 🥲

@izkumidoryafanuwu5770

Жыл бұрын

NUU DON'T BE SAD

@OhMyMyMyYeahhh

2 ай бұрын

RIGHT LIKE THERE WAS NO NEED

"if you like something than go for it" Murderers: 😳

@erenjaeger6219

2 жыл бұрын

Tsundere: 😘😉😏

@soot9899

2 жыл бұрын

yandere:😳😈

@mariaochiana6369

2 жыл бұрын

Cannibals:😋🤤

@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

Artis:💖^💖

@myuji5228

Жыл бұрын

@@mariaochiana6369 bro.. What? 😥..

“Aww you don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad.” Me: *calls my boyfriend* This asmr guy is making fun of me! My boyfriend: Wtf are you talking about…?

@Elios_eli

Жыл бұрын

Me fr bro lmfaoo

@milk-an-cookies132

Жыл бұрын

Omg me to

@jen.gilder

Жыл бұрын

Awww, a spoiled b

@koalaray_sketches

Жыл бұрын

@@jen.gilder huh?

@colorful_jazzy08

Жыл бұрын

@@jen.gilder Why are being rude?

him: im here with my best friend, and got a haircut the only thing in my mind now: shout out to my barber dog

@charlieemily9876

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂😂

@Cloudy1.00

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO-

@holden_mokok

2 жыл бұрын

I like ya cut g **smack**

@dancyberryy

2 жыл бұрын

HoLey SmOkeSs DudE mY cUtS inSANE

@bunnygirl2312

Жыл бұрын

I pressed the dislike button by accident I’m sorry!!

"Aww you dont have a boyfriend?" Proceeds to list my 94635 crushes that I have on a daily basis

@sleepysloth7956

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Space-123-

11 ай бұрын

same. My sister says I'm boy crazy.💅👁👄👁💅

*us flirting with each other* Child: mommy what are they doing Mother: just keep walking sweetie 😊💢

“you are totally blushing!” me with natural pink cheeks: *whatever floats your boat i guess-*

@leavemealone7108

Жыл бұрын

Me who's black: where?

@willywonkaaaa7427

Жыл бұрын

You're just like me (You're just like me) I'm just like you (I'm just like you) it's something anyone can see~~~~~~ I'm sorry lol but yeah I have natural pink cheeks too heh I feel stupid lolllllll

@potatoes5629

Жыл бұрын

Natural pink cheeks gang!

@beesersbu

Жыл бұрын

@@potatoes5629 YEAH

@laurazlkovanova7473

Жыл бұрын

YES, EXACTLY. My cheeks are natural pink so when people ask why am I blushing or what blush am I using or why did I use so much blush I just stare at them like: 😐 *bitch*

"awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" that shit got me crying 😭

@zephryne4674

Жыл бұрын

Fr I felt so called out😭

what makes this audio so much better is actually being the quiet girl that has a crush on the popular guy that keeps looking at her in class

@spookylukie100

10 ай бұрын

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHIP IT!

@Onyxia000

8 ай бұрын

Thats me and my crush😭

"I can't wait to introduce you as my new girlfriend-" UHM, EXCUSE ME SIR WHAT DID YOU SAY 👁👁

@lil_bee1479

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHHA I was like “what?” Then I saw ur username 😂 Relatable 🥲😗

Him: awww~ you don't have a boyfriend? Me: yeah yeah thanks Sherlock

Not this man giving me better relationship advice than I've ever been given before "we just met, we'd be moving way to fast"👀

"The one with the skirt and crop top" Me who doesn't do skirts or dresses: "Well, looks like we're changing things up a bit"

I literally stopped slurping up my spaghetti when he talked directly to us. 🍝

@RandomMalaysian

2 жыл бұрын

Can I have some?👁👄👁🤌

@Nina0837

Жыл бұрын

you got spaghetti? ahw give me sum

" See that girl? The one in the skirt and crop top." Me: *looks around* hunny no-one fits that description here

“Yeah, the girl in the skirt and crop top.” Me, who owns none of those and always wears baggy jeans with band t’s: “Yeah….”

I love how he’s talking about my great fashion sense when I wear nothing but hoodies and sweats 💀

When bro said "awww you don't have a boyfriend listener" I was flabbergasted ong bro, kinda gave me the chills

Finally a video that doesn't just into a relationship, this is what makes it realistic. Absolutely love

5:08 why he gotta say that like that?! It really hurts when you actually don't have a boyfriend 😭😭👍🏻

@littleyana6243

2 жыл бұрын

OMG yes

@6b_concepcion_celena591

2 жыл бұрын

I was like “I’m listening to these types of audios, YOU REALLY THINK I GOT ONE!?-“

@arphrodities

2 жыл бұрын

​@@6b_concepcion_celena591 *agree*

@Mimi-gd7jw

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@bunnygirl2312

Жыл бұрын

SAME!!

6:22 The "what" made me litterally pass away from laughter

you have summoned me anime quote of today "If you want to stand with your own will, you don't have any other choice than to let the illusions you have lost remain in the ideals you were following in the past." ~Kouen Ren (Magi : the labyrinth of Magic)

@user-sz3jf8fw1y

2 жыл бұрын

I SWEAR- YOU ARE EVERYWHERE!- ARE YOU TELEPORTING?!- 😭✋ but anyways, I love your anime quotes of the day! Keep it up! ❤️✨

@ttburnt_idiot5737

2 жыл бұрын

HELLOO MAYAAA!!!

@Hobiesgender

2 жыл бұрын

Hey maya ❤️

@_Maya.

2 жыл бұрын

@Nora Haggstrom NO I'M NOT YOU ARE IF YOU SEE ME EVERYWHERE 🤨

@_Maya.

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sz3jf8fw1y indeed i am and thank you i love it that you love it

*"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" Okay you better watch that sassyness before I whoop yo azz*

"aww you don't have a boyfriend listener" I threw my phone and started crying😢😢😢

@nezko1194

2 жыл бұрын

U good?

Him: whatttt? Why are you looking at me like that? My mind: *what tf are you looking at punk and punk tactics*

Him: talks about seeing us blush multi times Me black af: ☻️ sure

Saying "listiner" made me just like- Its breaking the 4th wall reeeaalllly hard and i just had a deadpool moment- OMG RESPECTING SOMEONES BOUNDRIES?!? SOOOOO HAWT 😩😩😩

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad~!" Me: yeah for other people! Apparently i'm hilarious 🤣

5:02 BROS SO MEAN SOMETIMES 😭

@Zaynesjasmine

2 жыл бұрын

FR I SCREAMED AT THAT😭😭

we need a part 2 asap I couldn’t believe how realistic it sounded please I am begging you 🥰😃👍

Him: do you want to hang out with us Me an introvert: ew no people Him: here I’ll add you to our group chat Me: NO PEOPLE!! WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AAAA

"Don't you think we'd be way too quick to jump into a relationship on the first meeting?" Me: Didn't he just kiss me a minute ago- w h a t ._.

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? Thats so sad" I am perfectly fine being single...no drama much😌

@Tash1roShiro

2 жыл бұрын

I knoww😌💅✨

@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

Singel Pepol Club ;3

" aww, you dont have a boyfriend listener? thats so sad " .....I-I know...

7:00 Me: thanks for the compliment bish, i realy needed that. Also me: at work, tired, has messy hair and FORGOT HER LOTION!!!!!

..."hey- you see that girl over there? the one in the skirt and crop top?" Me: *wearing a skirt and crop top*...where tf are the camera's?

With my trust issues I would have thought that he is just teasing and making fun of me like it's just a prank or something :(

"Don't you think we would be going too fast if I called you my gf after we spoke once" Me: isn't it going to fast if we kissed after speaking once! 😃

If this man dose not stop calling us his "crush" I'm gone smack somebody

"Just cuz you waych anime" I aint never been more called out in my life 💀

5:02 Me: HEY *Punches the air*

“ aw u don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad” Me: *pulls out my Snapchat* YOU SEE U SEE THIS

We need a pt.2 where they hang out with the gang and etc 😭

I have a great idea, in part 2, how about you make the popular boy (jealous) because there is a boy talking to the shy girl (or his girlfriend) and starts talking to her and flirting with her, it's okay if you don't want to do it😊

“Aw you don’t have a boyfriend listener?” Yes. Yes I do actually

@soranalalbeharry1011

2 жыл бұрын

Dam 😂

@justmarsy8054

2 жыл бұрын

I have two- #polyam

@swordivi7288

2 жыл бұрын

@@justmarsy8054 hell yeah! Pop off! :D

@soranalalbeharry1011

2 жыл бұрын

@@justmarsy8054 waw

The friend just waiting for him as all of this takes place: 👁👄👁

He : That's soooo saddd.... Me : I fucking know...you don't need to rub it in my face

Tbh I wish this was real no one has a crush on me maybe one guy but ye sakto lang I'm going to bed even tho it's still 10pm ok bye have a nice night or day?

@opaloren9577

2 жыл бұрын

Otay!😁

@_RayneStorm_

2 жыл бұрын

I feel you...T^T

@kd-qh3dr

2 жыл бұрын

@@_RayneStorm_ atleast I ain't alone woohoo!

I love watching anime. Especially My Hero Academia. I've had people think it's weird because I enjoy watching it. This is def what I needed.✌😊

@tear_drop666

2 жыл бұрын

Bro same and since i draw and watch anime during class everybody thinks im weird af but i could give two shits lol but don't let anybody get u down, keep ur head up don't let anybody bring u down

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

@@tear_drop666 Thx

@tear_drop666

2 жыл бұрын

@@Miraclekwami no problem

@silentlion_zer0562

2 жыл бұрын

It's a gr8 anime 👍

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

@@silentlion_zer0562 yes it is

OMG THIS IS MASTERPIECE!🛐 FERAN, YOU ARE, JUST... ✨PERFECT✨

Him:I'm not going to bite you or anything Me:I wouldn't mind if you did😏

"they bullied you because you like anime?" me: *how tf he know?*

“Aw you don’t have a boyfriend listener🥺 That’s so sad😔” Me: 🖕😀🖕

"awws you dont have a boyfriend listener? thats so sad!" ***STRAIGHT TO DEFCON 1***

Bro as the kissing started I was eating a swish roll

People irl when you turn red : You're red.. You like me don't you? 👁👄👁 People in asmrs : You're red.. ARE YOU SICK? LET ME CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE.

Not the group chat 😭😂

We need a part 2- this is too good- 😩✋✨

@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

Yea

Why did I think it was actual phone when got a message

“something about an undercut” Me also having one: “OOOOO WHERE!?”

Him: “Oh, you don’t really hangout with anyone? Why is that?” Me: what are you, the feds? Why you asking so many questions bro 🤨

"Awwwww, you don't have a boys listener? " I'll have you know she is very nice.

@TransRatwitch

Жыл бұрын

Wait

Him: just cuz ur into anime? Pathetic Me: yeah ikr?! Like- what’s wrong with anime? I mean... Naruto kinda mid but almost everything is fine ig Guy named anime: 🥴 Him: or when your face lights up when your eating your favorite ice cream flavor! Me who has been In-love with anything cold or iced my entire life: AYO HUHUHUHUH HOW? 😀😀 Ayo wait anyone else see the name Ochako Uraraka as the last name on the mf list at 16:44?!?! 😨📸📸

@Miraclekwami

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!😲

@Isabella_3

Жыл бұрын

I saw it!

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? " Says the one who's got no bitchies😀🤜😒👍

"Awwww, you don't have a boyfriend Listener, that's so sad" Me almost crying 😡🥹

Him: Awww u dont have a bf Me: because i have a gf

Nah because I got a real notification and then after he got one I laughed so hard

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" Me: 🤡 para, está doendo

4:47 bruh as soon as he sent the text I got a text from one of my friends. Impeccable timing

Cucumber Approved ❤

Him:Aww you don’t have bf listener? Me:Do you have a gf?

@user-tn5ky8nr5l

Жыл бұрын

Lol😂

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" the way i pulled my headset off -_-

The lady from the store- 😐 People at the mall- 📱📸📷

"Aww, you don't have a boyfriend, listener? That's so sad" Say that one more time and your funeral will be forgotten.

"Aww, u don't have a bf, listener?" Me and my gf listening to this rn: 😘🤌🏻😎🤌🏻

HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Makeout sessions before being a couple? Its a Playboy!!! U better run garl

Bro he literally made out with us for 1 minute and 30 seconds and then he’s friend zoning us?!

" Awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? How sad " I'm happy alone thanks 😘👍 Pop off side burns

Note From Me:Never Be Scared To Talk To Me,I'm Here For You,Y'all Are Very Special To Me,Be Happy,Be Anything You Want *I Love You💖*

"You genuinely like watching anime right? why should you ever be ashamed for being genuinely into something " Me watching mha:The fandom.

@muddpieee9209

Жыл бұрын

Yes. ALSO BAKUGO JUST DIED BESTIES 😀😀😀

@rui8554

Жыл бұрын

@@muddpieee9209 IK 😭😭😭

@WednesdayAddams-qq1oq

Жыл бұрын

*cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"awww you dont have a boyfriend" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST DONT REMIND ME 😤😤

Him : ,,Awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sa-'' Me : 'pauses' MAN SHUT YO-

the"or maybe i am"is hot as hell

Him: they actually wanna bave some pizza with you Me: pizza yes friends no man talking to ppl are a nightmare

I *LOVE* THIS TROPE SO MUCH

Hum : "do you have a fever?" Me : no i just love you daddy 🐄✨

@nezko1194

2 жыл бұрын

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@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

AYO! O^O

@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

@@nezko1194 My Sweet Child! *Hugs* 💖

@nezko1194

Жыл бұрын

@@sakuratree8816 ello but I was never here😶

all i could think of in the beginning was "holy smokes my cut is insane, shoutout to my barber dawg"

@user-tn5ky8nr5l

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂!

*sees him smoking in the thumbnail* me: BREATHE AIR!!!!

@user-tn5ky8nr5l

Жыл бұрын

Frrrrrr

we must stay focused.

@aiyanaking5478

2 жыл бұрын

Brothers...WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

"aww, you can't take a compliment from me?" Me: I CANT TAKE A COMPLIMENT FROM ANYBODY

"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener?" 🧍‍♀️*currently in a long distance relationship*

Teddy approves! Teddy loves you , so please eat and drink something everyday

@sakuratree8816

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Teady 💖

Hey is this reminding me of how this boy in freshman would make it a point to talk to me (but was kinda rude about it because I would be having a conversation and he would interrupt me just to say something dumb and then walk off) but like we were never friends nor did he really seem to want to be. Funny enough, we both ended up in the same English class at a different school our senior year and we both kinda pretended that we didn’t know each other 😅 really tense and embarrassing on my part tbh

Just imagine his friend just standing during all of that