"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" says man with REALLY REALLY specific ideas on how a sandwich should be made.

@pokemonsushi-chinglao8235

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" yeah, you're a man

@pokemonsushi-chinglao8235

4 жыл бұрын

@@akoyash9964 and?

@GhostWarmth

4 жыл бұрын

Come on it’s because his wife makes ’em for him.

@raoghh

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Belcher some people just know what they like on their sandwich, my fatass is one of them

@Taabituubi

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you don't make one regularly, you'd want the exact one you like when you do a one.

My favourite quotes from him when he was commentating: “The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God” “Teddy McCarthy passes to Mick McCarthy, no relation. Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy. Still no relation” This man is an Irish treasure

@mr.friskyfox5230

4 жыл бұрын

Can you put a link in i would love to see this video 😂

@Michael-gr1ik

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Frisky Fox he was a radio commentator so I’m afraid not

@aliciashanks5239

4 жыл бұрын

I have never been so happy that I came to the comment section! Thank you for this ♥️

@TaterChip91

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the razor blades

@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog

3 жыл бұрын

Good lord, that's funny.

Legend has it Dr James Kelly ate this exact sandwich right before his appointment with Pat Lafontaine

@gwenr1649

5 жыл бұрын

Did he establish his navy suit for war

@alexandret925

5 жыл бұрын

Hence the breath!

@FKnox123

4 жыл бұрын

YoungManDub this comment is so underrated

@holymountaingadget

4 жыл бұрын

I count two references in the comments to Cranial Nerve Exam

@cheef825

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh

"If I came in late at night and felt a little bit peckish" translated from the Gaelic means HAMMERED

@leechurchill1965

5 жыл бұрын

Here in America, we call it the drunchies.

@jm-sh6qr

5 жыл бұрын

@@leechurchill1965 actually we call it I can't stand up straight for long enough to make quite a substantial meal but I'm kind of hungry so here's a ham and cheese sandwich

@flynnhagerty1368

5 жыл бұрын

Not Mícheál, he's one of the most famous Pioneers (ie taking the pledge) in Ireland. Sober as a judge him.

@felixhuber7946

5 жыл бұрын

He may have been hammered but he'd have no problem at all in making a good sandwich.

@charlesfisher3983

5 жыл бұрын

Flynn Hagerty how sober are Irish judges?

In Ireland, he's a Legendary Sports Commentator. In the U.S., he's known for his Sandwich making skills, and making our scalps tingle LOL

@ChickenTaquillaTaco

5 жыл бұрын

Nailed it with the ASMR. Lol!

@pedrodevsodaghost9282

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChickenTaquillaTaco The Bob Ross of sandwiches.

@mramerica6229

5 жыл бұрын

NO HES NOT. ITS JUST A DAMN SANDWICH. HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

@dannywinter3837

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh

@Pyrolonn

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I see that's why he's always talking about (associated) football and fields.

I love the incantation he uses to summon the tomatoes

@RagingCookie127

11 ай бұрын

That and the ritual he performs at 3:04 before sacrificing the bread.

@BaresEatBeats

10 ай бұрын

Dying at these 2 comments 😂

@fergal2424

10 ай бұрын

yeah that's just Irish.

@kart007k

8 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@themountainradio

7 ай бұрын

⁠seriously these comments are the funniest ones on yt

“Locally” was said so majestically

@j5892000

5 жыл бұрын

Everything was majestic

@AbeLuvsTheatres

5 жыл бұрын

Lokelee

@pey__chan

5 жыл бұрын

"LOUUWWWW-K'LEHH"

@thepeoplesartist2863

4 жыл бұрын

Galag 😂😂

@dirtyunclehubert

4 жыл бұрын

in another interview of his he says the word "final". he says it as youd expect a VERY graceful king to say it. irish has a great "speaking melody". they draw out words.

Sounds like he's taking a massive gulp of water every 10 seconds.

@eduardo_corrochio

Ай бұрын

Seems like over-production of saliva to me. It's what eventually happened to television chef Jacques Pepin as he aged ... he started to make little slurping sounds.

@hugafly9181

4 күн бұрын

Right, right... created on his own mouth 😂😂😂

Also, thanks for the tip about stopping cutting when you hit the surface the sandwich is placed on - my tables will no longer suffer massive damage as I force blunt cutlery into them for hours.

@isthistwitterbruh

5 жыл бұрын

🤣👌

@nicholasmorejon4856

5 жыл бұрын

"Now that's a lot of damage"

@56squadron

5 жыл бұрын

Here Puff Puff - Your making fun of a man speaking english far more correctly than you do. There's nothing funny about that.

@jm-sh6qr

5 жыл бұрын

@@56squadron I think you missed the joke

@charlieroberts3553

5 жыл бұрын

"for hours" 😂😂😂

What you’ll need: Brown bread, WHOLEMEAL Butter or flora, whatever one is available. Plenty of ham that is boiled at home. Cupla tomato Lettuce ( grown locally) Combine ingredients, and divide into two equal halves and make sure there is plenty of green to be seen. Enjoy

@Yetaxa

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure you don't cut into triangles Bread was never meant to be triangular

@Philipp-ym4pc

3 жыл бұрын

Also, cut the tomatoes in half and cut one quarter off one of the halves.

@lekoman

3 жыл бұрын

There’s at least one “h” in “lohcally” though... don’t settle for second best.

@Larakinerd

Жыл бұрын

@@lekoman I’d say there’s about 10.

@karen5916

Жыл бұрын

Never the ham in packets, it too thin and resembles razor blades

One of the unintentional ASMR greats.

@jokerclown1503

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Rick_Cleland

2 жыл бұрын

😱😱😱

@jakefarmon3745

2 жыл бұрын

I love that this has 2 responses and his remix video has 2 mil views

This is the absolute best comment section in all of KZread

@ramireza6904

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutly! And even your comment is great! :D

@Janinho897

4 жыл бұрын

2nd best. go to Pat LaFontaine NHL hall of fame memorial video. #Chevrolet #Zebra #Honesty

@pedrojuan8050

3 жыл бұрын

Yea. Some people say his sandwich is sh*t, but seriously we ain't here for a sandwich but for a wholesome man.

The man can slice a cherry tomato with a table knife. Respect.

@NebMunb

4 жыл бұрын

The way he cuts the tomatoes, and gives up on cutting the second half all the way thorugh

@gregsayles9253

2 жыл бұрын

But did he leave a tiny-bit of flesh off his finger in there as well?

"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular." Those are words from a man who fought in both world wars.

@TimStamper89

4 жыл бұрын

Who was that ?

@emotionwave

4 жыл бұрын

He was born in 1930 and Ireland was neutral in WWII.

@grandegracia

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the bread eating cultures have circular or oval shaped bread, not square or triangle. If you see a slice of baguette, it’s an oval form. If you look at German bread, it’s circular. Hungarian bread: circular. Flatbreads from around the world: circular.

@thiccmemes8394

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@Somnogenesis

4 жыл бұрын

@@emotionwave I think he was being facetious with the "two world wars" thing...

This video has: - Cooking - History - Sports - Geometry - Foreign Languages - ASMR All in under 4 minutes

@Mark-pp7jy

Жыл бұрын

- Vulgarity, "Peckish" - Disdain, "Razor blades" - Snobbery, "Irish bacon" - Infidelity, "Came in late" 🥪🔪😉

@carpenter155

11 ай бұрын

The man’s a legend

@rw3899

10 ай бұрын

Which foreign languages?

@bmo14lax

10 ай бұрын

​@@rw38991:12 hes speaking Gaelish i believe.

@bmo14lax

10 ай бұрын

​​​@@rw3899as well as 2:29, 3:07 -until end has 2 more examples

Made like a true Subway sandwich artist. Everything piled right in the middle.

This is one of the best things I have ever watched in my life, it makes me so happy. There's nothing not to love about this. The Gaelic, the happy-go-lucky 'take whatever spread you first lay eyes on in the fridge', contrasted with the careful football tactics actually used to spread it; the rejection of "the modern triangular cut"; cutting one cherry tomato in half and then slicing one-sixth out of one half for no reason; arranging the lettuce leaves to remind himself of a boyhood spent in the lush and verdant Irish countryside; the gentle affableness of it all - a man truly in love with his country, simplicity and the goodness of the earth; all of those peaceful qualities somehow radiating in the act of making a fucking sandwich. I'd die for him and his happiness, I know I would. And I'm Welsh. What a legend.

@erikosborn7348

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂....AHHHH...that's great.....im litterly laughing my fuckin ass off😂😂....good shit

@Jayderica

5 жыл бұрын

Akinyi Omer Cymru Am Byth :-)

@mattdavies7398

5 жыл бұрын

Brown bread....wholemeal

@vacuumssuck26

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment on KZread hands down

5 жыл бұрын

this is the most wholesome comment on youtube😂

I've been watching this for over a year now. Best asmr on the web.

@theantitroll6185

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better myself 💯

@H0MEM0VIE

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It sent me around KZread for his other work and I now know a bit about Gaelic football; I'll be looking out for Mayo to one day breaking the curse!

@bigangrynate79

5 жыл бұрын

There is something ridiculously soothing about this video.

@SuperAussie999

5 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up

@qle6

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Ryan I agree I watch it all the time!

This guy has some random ass sandwich rules.

@cashewpistachio1826

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this message... ...I have become horny!

@TheGrrf

4 жыл бұрын

naked harvey kietel is that you Winston Wolf?

@cashewpistachio1826

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down @Khalif does nothing , I'm just a horny guy, what's the problem?

@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888

3 жыл бұрын

Well he's some rich ass tarmac guy

Ham that was mmmmboiled at home.

@GhostWarmth

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@BowHunt1229

5 жыл бұрын

This lettuce is grown LOWWWcally

@pey__chan

4 жыл бұрын

this comment is the hardest I've laughed in years

@Kjca_1998

4 жыл бұрын

COOPLA TOMARRRTO

@Ayeloo

4 жыл бұрын

_boiled atto_

I apologise for my sandwich breath

@bilbobaggins4654

5 жыл бұрын

Pat lafontaine cranial nerve exam?? XD

@lekoman

5 жыл бұрын

Sandweedge.

@stavnico

5 жыл бұрын

Fight fight fight fight fight

@dabbo.1999

5 жыл бұрын

Hello mr foot.

@DrobusMaximus

5 жыл бұрын

A navy suit? For war?

Only the Irish could turn a ham sandwich into an epic poem, lol.

when he’s speaking Gaelic he’s cursing those who cut their bread triangular

@marykerrigan6462

4 жыл бұрын

Ha that would be indeed amusing-- he actually says" the way to do that "

@Xistians

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The tradition will live on forever I think

Second Wardle Wawer

@NegotiableHemingway

4 жыл бұрын

lekoman I swear a gallon of dribble poured out of his gob when he said that

@killmydreamdorothy8800

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@HazaelAlonso

2 ай бұрын

1:55 😂😭

I keep coming back to this, can’t explain I just love it

I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite videos on youtube. It basically is a man making a very ordinary, not so special sandwich and who says things such as ''Bread was never meant to be triangle'' without justifiying it, yet it is sooooooo satisfying to watch haha.

And the third day God says "Adam, I make you something new to eat, this is bread....and it is meant to be square"

@Nio744

11 ай бұрын

Years later Huey Lewis came out with his song "hip to be square." Which not a lot of people know is actually about cutting sandwiches the right way.

@KaiUndMoritz

21 күн бұрын

So thats how they got kicked out, eve cut it triangular

These kids and their damn triangular bread smh.

Who is here after watching the unintentional asmr channel

@Skelterbane69

4 жыл бұрын

Stop following me, fiend

@tiagofeitosa8443

4 жыл бұрын

And the best: i didn't search this video. KZread recommend me.

@arquimedestheii1178

4 жыл бұрын

Tiago Feitosa same here

@APisceanSlant

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@Ninnuam999

4 жыл бұрын

Me

I love how sure of each part he is. That’s the most calming part

I've been saying "brown bread, whole meal" and "grown locally" a lot lately. This video is like a catchy song I can't get out of my head.

@thelouisfanclub

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad someone else said this. Every time I say “brown bread” this video comes into my head

@ShakenStirred

2 жыл бұрын

Low-kully. . .

@sean68mtown

9 ай бұрын

I keep saying “Down until you feel the solid board beneath…”

Imagine him working in Subway and doing this with every single order

@Nio744

11 ай бұрын

He wouldn't last an hour.

Every couple of months i go back to this video and check the comments just so I can cry laughing

"bread was never meant to be triangular" - you speak the truth, damn straight

The bob ross of food.

@MOCHIII01

5 жыл бұрын

@wyatt Malave i know the oily lord has the title but his voice isn't as soothing as this man's.

@DownFromTheSky89

5 жыл бұрын

This man is not even on Bob Ross' level.

@quaverflava3639

5 жыл бұрын

Generally Serious That sandwich was a happy accident.

@natesepnefski

Жыл бұрын

"We're gonna put a cupla of little happy tomatoes on here"

@Nio744

11 ай бұрын

He reminds me more of julia child honestly.

"You got 3 minutes and 43 seconds to live" Me - watches video

Not gonna lie, that's an absolute car crash of a sandwich.

@brianmerritt5410

5 жыл бұрын

Looks good to me.

@andyk5353

5 жыл бұрын

Needs cheese

@56squadron

5 жыл бұрын

He said he's not a sandwich maker.... he wasn't lying.

@thotbanisher3688

5 жыл бұрын

***Several people are typing***

@connortb1229

5 жыл бұрын

@array s he used real ham thats thick. If there is lots of meat you need lots of everything else.

I love how a lot of old people have such pernickety standards, it’s so cute. He hates triangular bread and slices the tomatoes unevenly. Likes a little bit of green to be seen. And I love how he talks about the sandwich in a hypothetical way, like “that would be the perfect sandwich”, when it’s right in front of him, there on the table. This video is gold and so relaxing 🙂🙂🙂

@parkerthompson5874

9 ай бұрын

Silent generation: Sandwiches were not meant to be triangular. Boomers, Gen X: You can eat your sandwich however you want, it wont bother me. Millennials, Gen Z: You can steal my sandwich.

@parkerthompson5874

9 ай бұрын

Gen Alpha: *has no sandwich*

My favorite word he said was “locally.” Also appreciate the Gaelic spoken.

@lekoman

5 жыл бұрын

LOWH-cuh-lee.

Possibly the most relaxing thing I've watched in 25 years. And I'm only 23 lmao

@antond.6303

4 жыл бұрын

Wow u r so funny

@kotymccallister5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@tony_dunne r/woosh

His mouth reminds me of when I’m at the dentist and they numb my mouth and my saliva keeps coming

may be a basic ass sandwich, but the way he describes what he’s doing and why, especially with that amazing soft voice, is perfect and makes the sandwich 100x better.

1AM - "Just one more video"

His voice is so relaxing 😂

@zoltanverdon8426

5 жыл бұрын

Rioeio Kha FUCK YOU YOU CULTURAL BASTARD

@NegotiableHemingway

4 жыл бұрын

xsam doesn’t his washing machine mouth of dribble put you off though?

@mandarian87

4 жыл бұрын

Blahammad Ali yes

"I don't like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular." Ah yes, because bread straight off the vine is always a perfect square.

Amazing ,he taught me Irish in Primary School. He was a wonderful teacher as you can imagine.

@richtofenillingroth641

2 жыл бұрын

Dammit Fergus…we envy you and every sandwish…we salivate washing this in your honor

@Superrome77

10 ай бұрын

how are you alive

I never liked learning Irish in school. But the way he speaks it - it sounds like the most romantic language on the planet

“cupla tomato” killed me 😂

@thetoecurler6852

5 жыл бұрын

An bhfuil cupla focal agat mo chara?

5 жыл бұрын

Cupla means "few of" in Irish... its funny how even when speaking English we can use cupla and it just sounds like we're saying 'couple of' because of the accent

@j5892000

5 жыл бұрын

Ooooh like a couple of.. ah I see now

@jupiterinaries6150

4 жыл бұрын

Lol...i thought "Cupla" was another type of cherry tomato.

@PresidentSunday

4 жыл бұрын

It adds a bit of mice-stir.

I can’t get enough of this video. No idea how many times I’ve played it

This is a video of a man who has never sliced a tomato in his life!! I love this video ... I think I must watch it at least twice a day!

The SECOND WORHLD WAHR

I could watch this wonderful man make a sandwich everyday for the rest of my life 💕

The lettuce doesn't have to follow the same "out-of-bounds" rules as the butter... lovely sandwich Míchaél

what amazingly well filmed video about a wobbly old irish geezer making a wobbly sandwich that would fall apart in your hands

@Yetaxa

5 жыл бұрын

I mean One of the tomatoes falls out as he picks it up And it looks like the rest could fall out too

@rioeiokha9653

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like paddy has had too much Guinness again, better go for another 5 hour nap

@isthistwitterbruh

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder at this then I should have 😅

@wannawatchu66

5 жыл бұрын

@@isthistwitterbruh I know!! Some of these friggin' comments are more entertaining than the video!

@YellawayHD

5 жыл бұрын

Rioeio Kha you’re actually gas

I love the way he says “wholemeal” when talking about the bread

The lettuce summoning spell is complete

Sitting here pregnant eating a ham sandwich. He reminds so much of my mother in law the way he speaks and me and my Finn find this very relaxing.

@Magnicifent

7 ай бұрын

How are mom and Finn doing today?

Every so often I remember this and have to watch it again and be completely transfixed. The way he says wholemeal like it's got a space in it... whole meal, the references to a football field as a metaphor for the sandwich, the random bits of irish just thrown in for spice, the absolutely shocking way he slices the tomatoes, the bit at the end where he suddenly just gets weirdly specific and vaguely concerning about bread slicing orientation (something about "bread was never meant to be triangular" really just.... worries me), his hope that the tradition of "ham salad sandwich" will live on forever. I think this is top 10 "really normal videos that come off as absolutely STRANGE to the wrong audience"

@notbrendon

Жыл бұрын

"Absolutely shocking" is the best way to describe that tomato-slicing. Your whole comment made me double over laughing as I was trying to wind down and rest!

@Valkonnen

Жыл бұрын

It IS "Strange" whether you like it or not. He's referring to Margarine as "Flora" and everything is like a game of Football to him. Plus he looks like a typical Drunken Irishman yet he has never taken a drink in his entire life. Oh, it's "Strange" allright.

@Urine666Deity

Жыл бұрын

​@Valkonnen wait seriously? He's been straight edge his whole life??? His face screams alcoholism from the top of its lungs

@Valkonnen

Жыл бұрын

@@Urine666Deity I'm sure that his forefathers were drunkards. That's why he mentioned that you can "Have it with Milk, Water or anything." Because he just doesn't drink and has never taken a drink . Donald Trump is the same and has never had a drink or a cigarette. Some people look like they are ravaged by drink , yet have never even tasted it.

@chrisstucker1813

Жыл бұрын

No way did you write a damn essay about some old man making a ham sandwich

I just watched a nearly 4 minute video of a man making a sandwich

@jasonruka1665

5 жыл бұрын

And it fell apart at the end?!? Jahaha

@dcw515

5 жыл бұрын

And now you are headed to the kitchen to make a sandwich

@Somnogenesis

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome Robert, you're one of us now...

@littlekingtrashmouth9219

4 жыл бұрын

This is completely normal behavior now

this is the saddest sandwich, i love it

He is hypnotic...just making a sandwich. .could listen to his voice all day long....

"Simple, wholesome ingredients. WHOLEMEAL"

Perfection in simplicity, great work michael.

i cant stop watching this. its just so soothing

I love how he uses the sports analogy to explain his sandwich... Pure gold right there. I'll remember that about the sandwich not made to be triangular....

The gentlest, warmest, most relaxing, most heartfelt video of the most poorly constructed sandwich I’ve ever seen. The guy is a legend and KZread was made for this.

I always come back to this video 😎

I can handle being lied to about the shape of the earth...I can handle being deceived by the government ....I'm even ok being lied to by friends and family.....but I will be damned if some one misleads me on the proper way to hhmake a hhham sandwich .

“I’d have no problem at all making a good sandwich”turns out to have been a rather bold statement for this man.

@writingmetal

8 ай бұрын

brilliant comment 👌lol

He's got a great voice. No wonder they kept him on as a sports commentator for a long time

This dude makes art even just making sandwich.

I can - and do - watch this over and over and over again.

@sean68mtown

8 ай бұрын

Ditto!

From series "Stoned first time"

This is pure art imo. And the parts when he speaks in Irish are truly the cherry on the cake. Beautiful.

Lad has a touch of the tism it sounds like.

I love the simplicity of this man and his sandwich. I am ashamed of my misshapen bread however.

"bread is made to be a square field" *Cuts into rectangles...*

@briankeogh335

5 жыл бұрын

So a square is a special kind of rectangle, it is one where all the sides have the same length. Thus every square is a rectangle because it is a quadrilateral with all four angles right angles. However not every rectangle is a square, to be a square its sides must have the same length. Also when he said “square field” he’s probably talking about a GAA football/hurling pitch, they’re commonly called a field in here Ireland

@ThatsMrMaxHeadroomToYou

5 жыл бұрын

"Writes edgy bigtext comment" *A rectangle is square you dickcheese...*

@ilovebartok

5 жыл бұрын

You seem to have mistaken my frivolity for a geometric error. I coudlnae gie an eff

@RoyArrowood

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he meant square in the way a carpenter would say it like 90 degree angles?

@hytak18

5 жыл бұрын

Blackout Guy lol no, a square is a rectangle

“Now, I like plenty of [ham]. Substance to it.” And then he puts two measly little slices of ham right in the middle of the bread.

Amazingly relaxing!!! Thank you!!

His name isn’t Irish enough

@jasonruka1665

5 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha!!!

Did anyone notice the guy who shot the video is Brian O’Bryan? Might as well be Irish McIrishman.

Thanks for posting. Legendary sandwiches in that house right there!... Rip. Brilliant commentaries over the years. A wireless /radio visual to audio master of translation of gealic games in the moment. What an absolute legend. When I think of hurling or football his voice is to the fore

Fantastic, relaxing and comedic: 'this to me is the perfect sandwich', as most of the filling falls from the bread.

this helped me alot, thank you

@harrison8639

3 жыл бұрын

i agree!

I could listen to him talking about making sandwiches,, or maybe his ideas on making an Irish stew,, ..for hours...lovely calm voice,, ..good on you...Micheal..

I've seen folk argue that this is such a basic sandwich, but they have absolutely no idea how good all food produce from ireland really is. I pity them really. 😂

There's a sort of breathiness to his words like bread = breadhh. Hard to describe but it's beautiful

That sandwich would fall apart as soon as you bit into it...a portion of tomato even fell out when he picked the sandwich up!!

@ramireza6904

4 жыл бұрын

Right. I just waited for the 2nd Tomato to fall..... sadly it didnt... :/ Maybe they used some glue? Anyway. THIS destroyed the whole ASMR effect for me! That damn tomato....

2:01 asmr gold

This video is so relaxing! I love it

“ making sure there’s a little bit of green to be seen” 😆 Great concept. Makes it look nice and appetising 😊

I suddenly miss Ireland ... I used to live in Blf for a year and a half. Great craic agus ceol! ;) Many thanks for the video; go raibh maith agaibh! :)

All the Americans in the comments malding that he didn't empty the entire fridge over the sandwich.

How lovely...❤️👍. Thankyou ❤️❤️Bless this lovely guy....

This is one of the best ASMR videos I've seen and heard.

Is he incanting a cleric spell right before the tomatoes part at 1:30

@NotBudds

5 жыл бұрын

Yes the incantation translates to "dogshit sandwich"

@davidlape5206

5 жыл бұрын

Brick Johnson Lol 😂

@supernerd21599

5 жыл бұрын

"The next thing that I will do then is a couple of tomatoes" is the semi-literal translation

@finnantobin

4 жыл бұрын

Bhí sé ag cáint as Gaeilge. 'Cúpla ceann' in Irish literally translates as 'A couple of heads' but we use the word 'ceann' quite liberally and in lots of idiomatic contexts. So really all he was saying was 'A couple of them'.

Niagara Falls about to come right out his mouth 😒🤤🤤

Thank you for sharing this!!

I could watch this again and again... its so reassuring ... he has an absolute calming voice... even though i dont understand gaelic...only english :)