Luke: "I'm going to die soon, you and me". Disney:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

@jammygamer8961

4 жыл бұрын

This is probably how the scripts got made

@Terapagos3000

4 жыл бұрын

30+ years aren't really soon lol

@ghost_ship_supreme

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Rey: So what does that make us? Kylo Ren: Absolutely nothing.

@al112v4

4 жыл бұрын

Jammy Gamer Better than Lucas writing.

@yfi62dortoh

4 жыл бұрын

GhostShipSupreme I struggle to understand this comment but damn you’ve got my attention.

The internet version of the user’s guide is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...

@genesius624

4 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this *guide* ?

@br2418

4 жыл бұрын

@topcommentgod

@SUScorporation

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite one

@breno9988

4 жыл бұрын

@@genesius624 not from a *phisical version of the user's guide*

@dergenmusic2081

4 жыл бұрын

Genesius 15 “Not from a Gogged.”

"Gogged, leave us" Gogged: aight imma head out

@MFO86

3 жыл бұрын

I'm totally referring to the Emperor's Royal Guard as "The Gogged" from now on.

@bradleydelay

Жыл бұрын

Kid named gogged:

@samtoughman3928

Жыл бұрын

@@bradleydelay 😂😂😂

"Luke..." 'Father, no.' "Luke... tell your sister... you were... right. I can ngengkokkeun in the dark...'

@meeep8246

4 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to be the only comment on this thread

@fern4753

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is cute :3

@meeep8246

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit...

@EXDLOS8888

4 жыл бұрын

It's too hard to ngengkokken in the dark

@icantfindagoodytname6667

4 жыл бұрын

Slow ngengkokkeun in the dark is my favourite Jooj song

Nobody can stop my cry

@trueworldprince3939

4 жыл бұрын

nobody..

@elathiaskade7311

4 жыл бұрын

The feels are strong with this one

@trueworldprince3939

4 жыл бұрын

@@elathiaskade7311 they Work for joker King of Pop Art der Kommunikation

@concord3230

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@bravekat8192

4 жыл бұрын

Darth vader is depressed

"Your great hope is your parents" -"Based on your friends" LOL, BUSTED

@alexeylatushkin4358

4 жыл бұрын

-Nobody can stop my cry

@Krone0k

4 жыл бұрын

All that happened was part of my project

@MLBlue30

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh snap!

@Czajnikon

4 жыл бұрын

Luke got verbally murdered by him

@snubbow6136

4 жыл бұрын

Zozero zoo zoo

How on earth did "You no longer need those" get translated to "this is the internet's version of the user's guide" ?? Wow.

@theorganism7941

4 жыл бұрын

tubez4321 I’m hesitant to believe it

@quoccuongtran724

4 жыл бұрын

144 times on google translation is enough

@yiftacheliav1099

4 жыл бұрын

The Internet version of the user's guide is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural

@bobbysteele4639

4 жыл бұрын

Google translate is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

@gurvmlk

4 жыл бұрын

I used to wonder that same thing, but after once making a similar video myself, I was able to observe just how one thing can gradually transition into something else entirely. Especially when it comes to words with multiple meanings wherein Google will interpret the wrong one, or when a language lacks a direct translation for a word and so has to improvise.

When this dialogue makes mores sense than The Rise of Skywalker

@taloob493

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it would have actually been good I'd instead of saying "I am all of the Jedi" Rey said zemero zoo zoo

@TheKenji2221

4 жыл бұрын

@@taloob493 That would have subverted our expectations XD

@joeyk107

3 жыл бұрын

@@taloob493 At least it wouldn't be copying avengers endgame

@jrssm

3 жыл бұрын

Take a seat, young Skywalker..

@anbureracorporation

3 жыл бұрын

oh yes

"Nobody can stop my cry" *I felt that*

@supertommy1000ify

4 жыл бұрын

Guarda un po'. Pure Mortebianca dimostra di essere uomo di cultura

@eco4458

4 жыл бұрын

@@supertommy1000ify yes

@eb1167

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ma guarda un po' chi c'è

@yatagarasu348

4 жыл бұрын

Anche Mortebianca guarda questi video... Sono commosso

@bygboi9565

4 жыл бұрын

Babies in the nutshell

- Light - Oh no Jedi weapons

@user-xq8ub9lx7x

4 жыл бұрын

The authorities are mini.

@eldritchskye2608

4 жыл бұрын

So you need to know? Your father can’t *_ngengkokkeun_* in the dark

@genesius624

4 жыл бұрын

*THE BEST ARMY IS WAITING*

@b1battledroid179

4 жыл бұрын

Attacks on the revolution will be considered

@JakobTV_YT

3 жыл бұрын

*B a s e d o n y o u r f r i e n d s*

Luke: "I'm going to die soon. You and me" Palpatine: *Nervous laughing*

@a_tree5793

3 жыл бұрын

Attacks on the revolution will be considered.

@Neoniq41

7 ай бұрын

@@a_tree5793 Yes, here is a friend safe here

@rmiac.o65

7 ай бұрын

Somehow palpatine returned

“Nobody can stop my cry” “die and die in the flower” = basically Anakin and Padmé at the end of rots

@magdachlebicka3895

4 жыл бұрын

OMG

@BT-ob7ve

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@laurenmosley9008

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@berkaltuglu8140

2 жыл бұрын

Good

@berkaltuglu8140

Жыл бұрын

Ouch

“Zemero zoo zoo, you are solid.” Imagine if this is how Jedi and Sith ignited their sabers before a battle?

@boreinouchiha8323

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine that sometimes.

@ultralowspekken

4 жыл бұрын

You mean like in Space Balls or Blue Harvest?

@iaobtc

4 жыл бұрын

Don't give Lucas any ideas

@ultralowspekken

4 жыл бұрын

@@iaobtc Disney*

@LowryYT

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like some British banter

“This is the Internet version of the users guide” _handcuffs open_

@Yanshiwan

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Darth_Niki4

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like every TES game

@markosofranic3905

3 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

@pgreta1752

3 жыл бұрын

@@markosofranic3905 Not from an English speaker

@pulguinha682

3 жыл бұрын

This was the password to the lock

“The alliance was able to find the shield generator” was the most coherent thing here

@thegreatmonacage3782

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know. The "Your father can't ngengkokken in the dark" line made sense to me.

@atrioxfulminare2945

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatmonacage3782 Ngengkokkeun* Jesus Christ, don't they teach you anything in school anymore? 🤦‍♂️

@matthewbutky5161

4 жыл бұрын

@@atrioxfulminare2945 lol

@badjuju2721

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of the comments on this video are also shredded English and it's making my brain hurt

@D00DM00D

3 жыл бұрын

*WELCOME, SKYWALKER YOUTH*

“I am not here.” “A baby” Foreshadowing the Mandolorian AND Rise of Skywalker?

@xaquko9718

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

It was all ridden from the start

@ThighconOfSin

4 жыл бұрын

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

4 жыл бұрын

"Yoir great hope is your parents"

@citizen-7xl5

3 жыл бұрын

🌝

"Trapped like a fleet of rebels" Why this hasn't become a figure of speech yet is beyond me.

@dhwwiiexpert

3 жыл бұрын

And so shall we make it!

"L I G H T" "Oh no"

@commandertaco1762

4 жыл бұрын

The authorities are mini

@IoanCenturion

4 жыл бұрын

Sith in a nutshell

@SSSpencer413

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

@victoriaflanders8739

4 жыл бұрын

-Every main villain, ever

“Zemero zoo zoo” *”He is speaking the language of the Gods”*

@bradleydelay

Жыл бұрын

Your father can't nngengkokkeun in the dark

@TryhardTechy

Жыл бұрын

is it just me or does "Zemero zoo zoo" sound like palpatine is trying to summon the zulu?

@bradleydelay

Жыл бұрын

@@TryhardTechy i don't know zulu, so I can't comment.

"I am looking for your training" "You are screaming" "Get it?"

@twohandedswordsman852

4 жыл бұрын

@SenpaiReitz *L I G H T*

@twohandedswordsman852

4 жыл бұрын

@SenpaiReitz The authorities are mini

@redryder7521

4 жыл бұрын

@@twohandedswordsman852 you're father can't ngengkakkeun in the dark. This will happen.

@twohandedswordsman852

4 жыл бұрын

@@redryder7521 You'll be a man. I'm going to die soon. _You and me_

@redryder7521

4 жыл бұрын

@@twohandedswordsman852 HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAhahaHA-HOO-HA

i can't stop thinking about the way vader says "light"

@alumlovescake

4 жыл бұрын

Ľlight

@pegasoltaeclair0611

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO, JEDI WEAPONS

@alumlovescake

4 жыл бұрын

@@pegasoltaeclair0611 the authorities are mini

@malusblack6083

4 жыл бұрын

*LIGHT*

@Neoniq41

7 ай бұрын

@@alumlovescake So, you need to know? Your father can't ngekngockun in the dark

Vader: Light. Sidious: Oh no, a Jedi’s weapon. He’s not wrong . . . ???

I want to get “attacks on the revolution will be considered” on a shirt.

@berkaltuglu8140

2 жыл бұрын

Me two

Nobody: Vader: nobody can stop my cry

@GlaceonStudios

4 жыл бұрын

Vader still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva. EDIT: He is also no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that is driven into frozen winter shit.

@insertclevernamehere1186

4 жыл бұрын

Every Dragon Ball Z character ever

@miguelzeballos4269

4 жыл бұрын

@@GlaceonStudios Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive too

@tubbyqueen

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody can stop his cry

@GlaceonStudios

4 жыл бұрын

@@miguelzeballos4269 A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

Luke: *starts to get angry* Palpatine: "Oh im not here"

Me: i will not laugh at this. “Welcome, Skywalker youth. This is the internet version of the user’s guide” Me: *unintelligible screeching*

@olivertamaskszel9858

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes... nice

@arghah1166

4 жыл бұрын

"Me" is grammatically incorrect. So is him, her and them in this context.

@dergenmusic2081

4 жыл бұрын

Arghah Thanks for your input. We are currently trying to resolve the problem. If you have any troubles, please call 1-666-420-FUCKYOU for assistance.

@arghah1166

4 жыл бұрын

@@dergenmusic2081 Alphabetic letters never appear in phone numbers.

@dergenmusic2081

4 жыл бұрын

Arghah some do

1:10 when you're gonna talk trash about someone's father, but you remember you're on a kid show

@yankeeforcestudios5431

4 жыл бұрын

“Your father can’t MaKe a caCOoN iN dA DaRK.” What are you talking about bro, that was a great roast.

Zemero zoo zoo you are solid -Emperor Sheev Palpatine

@Fluffisnoterm

4 жыл бұрын

Have I just stumbled across another JayExci viewer?

@eerokarhunen

4 жыл бұрын

That was the worst at least for Luke

@ShotzInTheLight

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fluffisnoterm Don't know if he is, but you found him, and now I've found you. Does that count, fellow Rhino Farmer?

@Fluffisnoterm

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo Geode.

"Zemero zoo zoo, you are solid" actually sounds like a spell a fairy would use.

Nobody: Babies at 2am: *nobody can stop my cry*

@renatocunha7216

4 жыл бұрын

A baby *D I E A N D D I E I N T H E F L O W E R*

You’ve successfully transformed one of the most emotionally climactic scenes in film history into a hysterical shitpost. Thank you.

@iaobtc

4 жыл бұрын

Between the prequels and the Skywalker trilogy there was nothing emotionally significant left anyway

@delanmorstik7619

2 жыл бұрын

@@iaobtc don't you dare compare the shit of disney with the prequels. The prequels are Star Wars, the other is Shit Wars

1:00 “the dark side of the force is a pathway to many ability’s some consider to be unnatural”

@jeanpablotwice6058

4 жыл бұрын

Sir, you just filled every dark side plot hole in SW!

@Bacontats

4 жыл бұрын

Reaper Freakin Samara from the Ring

@MrCubFan415

4 жыл бұрын

DEJA VU I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

@miglelikeswaffles7929

4 жыл бұрын

Keep replaying 1:00

@genesius624

4 жыл бұрын

*Run*

Trapped like a fleet of rebels. That could actually be a pretty cool analogy.

@tugkanbas4059

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was good actually 😂😂

Apparently, "Zemero zoo zoo" is an even worse insult than "Maclunky"

@berkaltuglu8140

2 жыл бұрын

How about "You are solid"

Nobody: Vader: *L I G H T*

@mamacofeliz6025

4 жыл бұрын

*Oh no*

@hemoglobiniarz2905

4 жыл бұрын

@@mamacofeliz6025 *jedi weapons*

@alumlovescake

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Ľlight

@spitfire4209

4 жыл бұрын

Vader: Light Luke: Laser Sword

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

Vader moth

2:12- Die and die in a flower

"Your great hope is your parents" _Based on your friends_

Alternative title: "Star Wars but everyone had a bit much to drink"

@laurenmosley9008

2 жыл бұрын

Drank too much of Qui-Gon's gin

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

66 likes don't let this change

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

ngengkokkeun in the dark if you have to

Well your father cant ngenkuntang *DESTRUCTION 100%*

@joseevb04

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to like your comment but u have 69 likes and I can't ruin that

@Missingno_Miner

4 жыл бұрын

Yo mama jokes papa edition

@notViperX

4 жыл бұрын

@@joseevb04 np

@notViperX

4 жыл бұрын

@@Missingno_Miner yeah

@akrobeau

4 жыл бұрын

ngengkokkeun*

“ *NOBODY CAN STOP MY CRY* “

@AstoundingBoar

4 жыл бұрын

Me too Vader

"Nobody can stop my cry" - Anakin's manta for the entire prequels

Darth: "Nobody can stop my cry" Same bro

1:00 that is terrifying

@jarskil8862

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr...

@Tartarus144

4 жыл бұрын

Palpatine Sprinting

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

either that or vader gets to ngengkokkeun in the dark

"Nobody can stop my cry." NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark” ?!!?!!?!!!!!!!!??

@scorpixel1866

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted a new wheelchair made of treebark from Endor because it's style is killing in the Sith retirement house

@tugkanbas4059

4 жыл бұрын

Emperor.exe stopped working 😂😂

“Nobody can stop my cry” I felt that.

XDD "Nobody can stop my cry" XD VADER IS RIGHT...

@user-zm4fl9cf7i

4 жыл бұрын

CrackedGrin no u

@gaibrielsimpson7124

4 жыл бұрын

NOOoooOooOOooooOOOOOO!!

@theironartmanufactur1745

4 жыл бұрын

OMG RELATABLE XDXDXDXDDDD Fuck you.. Kids like you shouldn't be on the internet

Someone needs to do this again but with an entire star wars movie.

@supremeleadergnkdroid3202

4 жыл бұрын

Kamil Kluczewski look up backstroke of the west

@Jupiter__001_

4 жыл бұрын

Star War the Third: Backstroke of the West

@supremeleadergnkdroid3202

4 жыл бұрын

James Gravil very unoriginal comment

@supremeleadergnkdroid3202

4 жыл бұрын

James Gravil by that logic, racial stereotypes are probably true as well

@coldramentpm1013

4 жыл бұрын

SupremeLeader GNKdroid how the fuck does that even equate you psychopath

I love how the video suggests that Luke is becoming more and more confused and annoyed by Palpatine's incomprehensible rambling until the end where he's finally had enough. His face at 2:15 was perfect.

"Wheelchair built in is deadly" - Palpatine

i don’t even remember what palpatine really said to luke after watching this

00:35 "This is the internet version of the user's guide." WTF

Palpatine’s laugh match his speed shuffle when he comes out of the chair.

Nobody: Palpatine after 144 google translations: Your father can't ngengkokkeun in the dark

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

i can't ngengkokkeun at all

@kingbaby8761

11 ай бұрын

I ngengkokkeun'ed twice this morning.

“Zemero Zoo Zoo” was just a step too far for Luke.

Zemero zoo zoo You are solid Same energy as what, you egg? he stabs him

@palpatinethesenatehog7086

4 жыл бұрын

"ZOMERO ZOO ZOO YOU ARE SOLID *PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER* ": exists "YOU ARE A SAUCY BOY. WHAT, YOU EGG?! *HE STABS HIM* ": FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

“They are trapped like a fleet of rebels” Oof, that burn

2:25 Palpatine being an actual old warlock

1:18 Palpatine.exe not responding

@mugwump7049

4 жыл бұрын

Error 144

Your father can't ngengkokkeunin the dark. This will happen.

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

4 жыл бұрын

@@angellush3440 Contradictory predictions? Palpatine will be a man _and_ dead. Also, he laughs at "I'm going to die soon, you and me!"?

When Palpatine said “ your father can’t ngengkokkeun in the dark” I felt that

“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark” Star Wars Theory: The deadly Endor bark helped Vader kill Palpatine

2:24 "Zemero Zoo Zoo" My new catch phrase!

Nobody: Mothes in the window at night: 1:01

@Adam-yu1dv

4 жыл бұрын

M o t h

@erikthered9670

4 жыл бұрын

Lämp

*I’m looking for your training.* *Get it?* Me: Hahaha yeah

This is what reading a philosophy assignment feels like.

Sidious was scarier than most of the scary movies, in this movie.

@ItsButterBean1020

4 жыл бұрын

That internet users guide line was horrifying

When palpating said wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark I felt that

I need a shirt with "Die and die in the flower" written on it

*_"Oh no, Jedi weapons"_*

This is actually the script for The Rise of SkywalkerNgengkokkeun

Your great hope is your parents BASED ON YOUR FRIENDS

_I knew it gets serious when gogged left the throne room._ _Then I was afraid that Skywalker Youth will turn to dark side of the ngengkokkeun while he Zamero Zoo Zoo'd, but in the end he was solid as nobody else could stop his father to cry._

@Bacontats

4 жыл бұрын

Seba92000 Poetry

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

let's all honor Darth Vader and ngengkokkeun in the dark

“A tax on the revolution will be considered” - and people say the original trilogy doesn’t have politics.

@crep9509

4 жыл бұрын

The problem is it says attack not a tax

“I’m going to die soon” Wat!? That was suppose to be my line

@sheevpalpatine6439

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDDD

@freederfinn5904

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@sheevpalpatine6439

4 жыл бұрын

@@freederfinn5904 DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.

@danielgarber70

4 жыл бұрын

L I G H T

@aidentheonion

4 жыл бұрын

L I G H T

"Zemero zoo zoo" was a secret keyword to attack Luke.Given by Palpatine to Vader. How clever...

Every line from vader was gold xDD i cant stop laughing... My humor is so broken

After watching this i can imagine what a stroke feels like

Everybody gangsta until their dad ngenkokkeun them

@Techmej

Жыл бұрын

let's ngengkokkeun

vader’s just like: what the fuck is happening, someone send help-

Thanks to this video I finally understood the plot.

“the authorities are mini” Me: somethings wrong, I can feel it

KZread's close captions in a nutshell.

@Tartarus144

4 жыл бұрын

ThrillTrain200 As for the actual closed captions of the video... they’re pretty accurate!

Why this isn't one of the all-time great memes is beyond my comprehension.

when he said "your father cant ngengkokkeun in the dark." i felt that

This masterpiece was recommended end of Jan 2020 to me. I could've laughed my ass off half a year ago. The inefficiency of youtube is killing me.

Oh no Jedi weapons The authorities are mini

"Nobody can stop my cry" Same, vader, same

“Nobody can stop my cry” Wow edgy vader

Vader sounds soft and cuddly with that voice

Still makes WAY more sense than the Disney Trilogy.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

4 жыл бұрын

Do these jokes EVER get old?

@alisaandros2406

4 жыл бұрын

No way

@Neoniq41

7 ай бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Nah

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

7 ай бұрын

@@Neoniq41 Ten years from now everyone will love the sequels

@Neoniq41

7 ай бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Only if your inteligence is that of a cockroach lmao

*luke uses the force to get the lightsaber* Palpatine: you are solid

"Nobody can stop my cry" Same, Vader

"Your father can't ngengkokkeun in the dark." Alright then, keep your secrets.

If you want to go here.. Zemero Zoo Zoo!

0:59 Scared The Hell Outta Me 😂😂😂

"If you want to go here. Zemero zoo zoo" palpatine 2019

1st time Google actually recommended something that's GENIUS

When someone you don't know starts talking to you: 1:52

“I am going to die, you and me” Palpatine: “hehehehehehehehhahahahahahhehwhHahhhahahahahehhahahehah”