Louis CK Stand up Comedy : If I Had a Billion dollar

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  • @SnipairBelgium
    @SnipairBelgium7 ай бұрын

    "can't even afford something that costs nothing" so relatable!

  • @ledkareem727
    @ledkareem727 Жыл бұрын

    I don't think anyone can make me laugh more than ck.. Smart and funny

  • @eternaldestiny5232

    @eternaldestiny5232

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe George Carlin

  • @csidetective8440

    @csidetective8440

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eternaldestiny5232 better philosopher, I think. Comedy though, give it to ck

  • @eternaldestiny5232

    @eternaldestiny5232

    Жыл бұрын

    @@csidetective8440 I don't know, i like both of them but i think i prefer Carlin because he just had this presence you know, his gestures, facial expressions... But i dont know much about american humor since im French i maybe have different tastes

  • @csidetective8440

    @csidetective8440

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eternaldestiny5232 I'll tell you what it is. Louis has much more setup -> punchline that keeps the audience rolling. Carlin was hilarious and loved to bend the English language but the tone wavered around much more serious tone that made you think only about life implications.

  • @csidetective8440

    @csidetective8440

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eternaldestiny5232 Louis found a way to uplift absurdity even though a not good thing happened. Carlin did an amazing job at making fun of the absurd but it leaves me with concern

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 Жыл бұрын

    I listen to Louis ck every time i feel depressed.. And after listening..i laugh so much that it's medicine. I am thankful for comedians bc they are therapeutic for me. I get tired of politics and government bullshit.. i get so tired of them.. So i turn on Louis ck and laugh and enjoy the fact that there is comedians here to help people like me. Thank you!

  • @escapist502

    @escapist502

    Жыл бұрын

    Completely agree!

  • @mrkutty0

    @mrkutty0

    Жыл бұрын

    Watch/listen to Theo🥰

  • @GaryGoat350

    @GaryGoat350

    Жыл бұрын

    You must be Republican. I have the same feelings. I get so mad when I see daily news. Comedy is the best medicine. We are the violins playing as the titanic sinks. No matter what happened, we still have our sense of humor

  • @sebastianjung9190

    @sebastianjung9190

    10 ай бұрын

    acctully i have less talented standup for a bad day. Loui is resorved when shit has really hit the fan in my live

  • @nunyabusiness7056

    @nunyabusiness7056

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@escapist502 that's what the like button is for you stupid fking moron. Thanks for commenting. (My attempt at Louis's humor, I also love Louis btw he makes life worth living).

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Жыл бұрын

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Damn, I almost forgot how funny Louis is.

  • @douggieharrison6913

    @douggieharrison6913

    6 ай бұрын

    Man is an actual genius

  • @harrienelle6471

    @harrienelle6471

    6 ай бұрын

    @@douggieharrison6913 Yeah? He has a routine about that too.

  • @robertwidz9384
    @robertwidz93842 жыл бұрын

    Absolute Comedy Genius

  • @PSNDragon618

    @PSNDragon618

    Жыл бұрын

    Understatement.

  • @supertotoro
    @supertotoro Жыл бұрын

    The unintentional Mitch Hedberg impersonation towards the end was pretty damn good. That sign bit, sounded very much like Mitch.

  • @ThePersianEmpire100
    @ThePersianEmpire100 Жыл бұрын

    Love you Louis Ck Your jokes are always simple yet smart and orginal You say things that no one else has thought about it

  • @OlliePete

    @OlliePete

    Жыл бұрын

    When Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais can sit in the same room and agree that Louis is one of the greatest, you know it's facts. Dave Chappelle is up there and is a genius, but I still think Louis is the best.

  • @Airress
    @Airress11 ай бұрын

    Omggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this man is freaking genius … every single show, jeeze

  • @az0bis9
    @az0bis9 Жыл бұрын

    I was so sad and now I laughed thanks Louis

  • @ilovemelodyjane

    @ilovemelodyjane

    Жыл бұрын

    Mental health begins with stand - up. 🥰🤣

  • @canguneri8355
    @canguneri8355 Жыл бұрын

    you can see how he polished and perfected that material if you type “louis ck being broke”

  • @agumonkey

    @agumonkey

    Жыл бұрын

    the original is still a lot higher

  • @bleubergeronpoulin

    @bleubergeronpoulin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@agumonkey I agree. Less geometric let's say.

  • @DittyDafku

    @DittyDafku

    Жыл бұрын

    I think the other one was much funnier. He put a lot of emotion in it. You really felt that he was that broke lol

  • @CameronBrtnik

    @CameronBrtnik

    Жыл бұрын

    I end up in tears everytime at both! 💸😂

  • @100samanthamarie

    @100samanthamarie

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes 😉

  • @TheFightInsideTheFighter
    @TheFightInsideTheFighter Жыл бұрын

    The 1 million dollars for a pencil store was basically supreme 😂

  • @wearyofallthiscrap

    @wearyofallthiscrap

    Жыл бұрын

    His original version of this routine is longer (and naughtier): kzread.info/dash/bejne/mYNtstmbpM-1ebg.html

  • @swanofnutella4734
    @swanofnutella4734 Жыл бұрын

    Clinton was still president when he performed this but it still sounds fresh.

  • @galacticwarlock2271

    @galacticwarlock2271

    Жыл бұрын

    Cause it is truth.

  • @pixelatedgrass7528

    @pixelatedgrass7528

    Жыл бұрын

    She won??

  • @JohnSmith-cg3cv

    @JohnSmith-cg3cv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pixelatedgrass7528 I’m taking the bait: it was Bill Clinton “Swan of Nutella” - by the way, what a name that is - was talking about.

  • @BradyIsAfagInHeat

    @BradyIsAfagInHeat

    Жыл бұрын

    you fucking serious? Jesus christ this sounds excellent

  • @gooddoge9347

    @gooddoge9347

    Жыл бұрын

    You know it's dated when atm fees are a buck fidy

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 Жыл бұрын

    The whole banking thing is hilariously and yet sadly real.

  • @Masterfuron
    @Masterfuron Жыл бұрын

    Good Mitch impression with the signs lol

  • @trevorb6000
    @trevorb6000 Жыл бұрын

    This is a classic Louis ck joke from back in the day... still hilarious lol

  • @bhew7409

    @bhew7409

    Жыл бұрын

    The bank bit is one of the best comedy bits of all time.

  • @broncotrolly

    @broncotrolly

    Жыл бұрын

    Its nicely

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world Жыл бұрын

    The best prank idea I’ve ever heard of😂

  • @TheZacek
    @TheZacek Жыл бұрын

    That bit about having negative balance And can't afford something thats free just cracks me up everytime. So silly lmao

  • @user-xx2db1gf4y

    @user-xx2db1gf4y

    Жыл бұрын

    Pure genius

  • @kurtmarion2799
    @kurtmarion2799 Жыл бұрын

    If you put your device on your belly and laugh while watching, his shoulders actually move!! Try it 🤣

  • @joshcoe8760
    @joshcoe8760 Жыл бұрын

    The bank jokes are genius. But if you type up Louis Ck #2, a clip of 10 and a half minutes, he delivers the same bank jokes but even better! I showed that same clip to my mom and step dad and they both had to pause the clip about halfway through because they were literally bent over laughing in tears so loud that they couldn't even hear what he was saying. Louie is the only comedian that has on numerous occasions made me feel like I was about to die from laughing so hard.

  • @DenisPetsch-hz4cz

    @DenisPetsch-hz4cz

    11 ай бұрын

    My thoughts exactly, he had a great delivery there! The tone was louder, it fit the theme better. He sounded genuinely annoyed at the time like it happened two days ago

  • @MAJALIJU
    @MAJALIJU Жыл бұрын

    some of his best stuff 😂😂😂😂

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world Жыл бұрын

    This guys makes my day

  • @braddtatum
    @braddtatum Жыл бұрын

    Hahaha that’s great. I haven’t heard this one before. Awesome.

  • @defossard
    @defossard6 ай бұрын

    What a funny compilation. Such a great man. Cheered me up today. Much needed. Thank you.

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller Жыл бұрын

    Oohh that bank dissection was surgical 😂

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 Жыл бұрын

    The greatest bit opening I've ever heard. Also, I totally did sing that exact tune the morning after.

  • @hidronico1
    @hidronico1 Жыл бұрын

    Louis is the best lmao...

  • @davidbird9086
    @davidbird9086 Жыл бұрын

    Oh man I needed that made me laugh so much thanks 😂😂😂😂

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 Жыл бұрын

    I seriously love this guy 🤩😍

  • @fododude
    @fododude11 ай бұрын

    He looks much older in the picture than he sounds in the recording. Louis is the greatest comedian working today and one of the best in history.

  • @Gutsyredcoat

    @Gutsyredcoat

    10 ай бұрын

    Pic is from a few years ago, recording is from 90s

  • @michaelmcglaughlin9383
    @michaelmcglaughlin9383 Жыл бұрын

    I am crying laughing right now, glad I came across this😂😁

  • @eugenio1203
    @eugenio1203 Жыл бұрын

    Just a fun fact that I just checked and blew my mind, speaking about rich people, Elon has 200B that’s equal to making a million per month for 17,000 years

  • @ticktockclarice13

    @ticktockclarice13

    Жыл бұрын

    What the actual fuck!! 😳😳😳

  • @Ethan-fh9lq

    @Ethan-fh9lq

    Жыл бұрын

    200 billion is a crazy number. A person who is 28 years old has lived a total of around 1 billion seconds in their entire life. Most human beings don’t live more than 2.5 billion seconds if they die of natural causes. 200 billion seconds ago was around the year 3600 BC, approximately 1000 years before the pyramids were built. 200 billion minutes ago was around the year 336,000 BC. Our ancestors had not even fully evolved into our present species at that time. 200 billion hours ago was around the year 20 million BC. I don’t even know what was going on back then.

  • @eugenio1203

    @eugenio1203

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ethan-fh9lq great perspective!

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct9 ай бұрын

    "Bawk bawk bawk bawk...MEXICANS!!" omfg i laughed way harder than i should've at that lmao

  • @rickyiglesias5384
    @rickyiglesias5384 Жыл бұрын

    oh man this is OLD SCHOOL Louis. I remember the bank bit.

  • @MrRoundthetwist
    @MrRoundthetwist Жыл бұрын

    BRILLANT! 😂

  • @ilovemelodyjane
    @ilovemelodyjane Жыл бұрын

    The bank is pissed. 🤣

  • @Friiqi
    @Friiqi Жыл бұрын

    i almost had an aneurysm laughing. Even tho i had heard this before... but it was a long time ago!

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic Жыл бұрын

    This is so early CK and I love it

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 Жыл бұрын

    Erik Ten Hag is one of my fav all time comedians

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Жыл бұрын

    Peak Louis

  • @hlysnan6418
    @hlysnan6418 Жыл бұрын

    The GOAT

  • @ChrisKsan
    @ChrisKsan Жыл бұрын

    What made me laugh so hard when I first heard his being broke joke is that years before, while doing my financials and looking at my debt, I realised the same thing, that a broke person is actually a rich person compared to me and if I want to get my life together, I should strive to being broke as a first step. And then I heard his joke :))

  • @kzmOP
    @kzmOP Жыл бұрын

    Genius!!!

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Жыл бұрын

    You've got some nerve to steal Louis CK's content and tell me at the beginning of the video to subscribe.

  • @MrSifaperdire
    @MrSifaperdire Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 Жыл бұрын

    9:28 he just described modern politics/media.

  • @brianmcpartlan8664

    @brianmcpartlan8664

    Жыл бұрын

    100% 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @drBaenz
    @drBaenz Жыл бұрын

    With a billion, you can spend 10000$ a day for 216 years..

  • @enderolivero9882

    @enderolivero9882

    Жыл бұрын

    That's without taxes

  • @AnantMall

    @AnantMall

    Жыл бұрын

    @@enderolivero9882 that's also considering a human a turtle, so a human easily could probably lol

  • @chriswright8114

    @chriswright8114

    Жыл бұрын

    that's $788,940,000.... that's not even a "B" grade, numbnuts. it's insane that you can leave a pointless comment on youtube, but can't google a simple math equation. you fucking moron.

  • @MrGambitttt

    @MrGambitttt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@enderolivero9882 Nah, that’s before the lawyers take their cut to avoid paying taxes lol

  • @jacobjorgenson9285

    @jacobjorgenson9285

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t know, inflation hits hard

  • @sidsrivastava6987
    @sidsrivastava69874 ай бұрын

    Best comedian of my lifetime

  • @soheilovski319
    @soheilovski31910 ай бұрын

    My jaw has been dislocated bcuz of laughter

  • @hrabia
    @hrabia Жыл бұрын

    MECKMECKMECKMEXICANS! XD

  • @Michael-xd7sj
    @Michael-xd7sj Жыл бұрын

    This 89bn bit evolved a lot and it is fascinating to see this early form

  • @nathanfreeman7362
    @nathanfreeman7362 Жыл бұрын

    Wells Fargo use to have a 35 dollar overdraft fee and I overdrafted 3 times in one month for a total of $105.00. I had to eat stray cats that month.

  • @edmunddonnelly3881

    @edmunddonnelly3881

    Жыл бұрын

    You had to raise 105 dollars to be broke.

  • @philippvonstengel7185
    @philippvonstengel7185 Жыл бұрын

    This man kills me.

  • @Demonxdaddy
    @Demonxdaddy6 ай бұрын

    Louis is the greatest

  • @jeromelbbs9592
    @jeromelbbs959210 ай бұрын

    I'm checking out Signs. I haven't heard that song in a while.

  • @ticktockclarice13
    @ticktockclarice13 Жыл бұрын

    Genius. The comedy heir to Bill Hicks and George Carlin ❤️

  • @shojaejlali1290

    @shojaejlali1290

    7 ай бұрын

    Very different and much funnier!

  • @joeyortiz7359
    @joeyortiz7359 Жыл бұрын

    Was that supposed to be Mitch Headburg during the signs bit? Cause that was pretty good lmao

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee82219 ай бұрын

    Goat

  • @sloppyjoe4017
    @sloppyjoe4017 Жыл бұрын

    He did a perfect Mitch Hedberg impression towards the end. I wonder if he meant to do that as a tribute to Mitch.

  • @ZzerkK1
    @ZzerkK12 ай бұрын

    the goat

  • @FelixStatik
    @FelixStatik Жыл бұрын

    Lols the AT&T guy was Morty

  • @corydinsmore1117
    @corydinsmore1117 Жыл бұрын

    That little over 20 years ago was when this 1st came out and I was 14. I have not $5 was the funniest thing I ever heard.

  • @BORNFROMFIRE1
    @BORNFROMFIRE1 Жыл бұрын

    Which show is this from? Is there a longer version of this

  • @AnantMall
    @AnantMall Жыл бұрын

    Which special is this from?

  • @karu5boarda
    @karu5boarda5 ай бұрын

    Liked it when Louis turned into Mitch Hedberg

  • @user-ve9qp9ik3r
    @user-ve9qp9ik3r11 ай бұрын

    I hope to be just as brilliant with music and art n films the same way louis is with his craft just crazy

  • @mattcorcoran7082
    @mattcorcoran7082 Жыл бұрын

    I remember that rumour about the girl after the one night stand. Really makes you think.

  • @geoffreyeljefe4544
    @geoffreyeljefe4544 Жыл бұрын

    God damnit that was funny

  • @chrissuess2795
    @chrissuess2795 Жыл бұрын

    If I had a billion dollars.. I’d buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat ‘cause that’s cruel.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Жыл бұрын

    3:58

  • @Keepcalmandclassyplease
    @Keepcalmandclassyplease Жыл бұрын

    Always something surprising from this wellspring of humor and misery

  • @bepkororoti2559
    @bepkororoti2559 Жыл бұрын

    sometimes he sounds like holden from catcher in the rye hh

  • @jasonelizondo8879
    @jasonelizondo887910 ай бұрын

    You want some more AT&T😂

  • @edmunddonnelly3881
    @edmunddonnelly3881 Жыл бұрын

    How many times have I cursed ATMs for having a $20 minimum😅

  • @paolovallejo8022
    @paolovallejo8022 Жыл бұрын

    I felt he was channeling Mitch Hedberg a bit there

  • @ircjesselee
    @ircjesselee Жыл бұрын

    Having a negative account balance and then saying you can't afford something that's free was smart joke writing.

  • @Acrocanthosaurus
    @Acrocanthosaurus Жыл бұрын

    Louie channeled Mitch Hedberg.

  • @219sciguy
    @219sciguy11 ай бұрын

    It's so cool seeing this early iteration of the broke bit. The fully developed version makes me laugh much harder, but it's basically the same material. He didn't change the writing much, he changed pacing and tone, and somehow it improves the bit dramatically. It's a cool case study in the evolution of Louie, and just the alchemy of standup in general.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Жыл бұрын

    That chicken.

  • @bretharley7480
    @bretharley7480 Жыл бұрын

    What was that first story about the girl at the end of the bed?

  • @corneliuswonder
    @corneliuswonder Жыл бұрын

    6:58

  • @perfectgaming788
    @perfectgaming788 Жыл бұрын

    Ma Ma Ma Ma Mexicans! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amaurylopez5120
    @amaurylopez5120 Жыл бұрын

    I will be ok spending 27k a day for 100 years

  • @you_beg_my_pardon
    @you_beg_my_pardon Жыл бұрын

    He is the reason why certain atms give out ones now.. We need our comedians, stop trying to cancel them.

  • @steveehrlich6009

    @steveehrlich6009

    Жыл бұрын

    No ATMs give out anything less than 20s.

  • @L.SeveralTimes.

    @L.SeveralTimes.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@steveehrlich6009 not true tho, there are several in the Charlotte area that i personally know dispense 5's and 10's, so there very well may be some that dispense singles

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 Жыл бұрын

    this is so old the last time i heard it Louis CK had hair

  • @grandpow
    @grandpow Жыл бұрын

    genius

  • @danielwood2404
    @danielwood2404 Жыл бұрын

    His racist farm animals - gold 👌🏼

  • @lou5368
    @lou53687 ай бұрын

    good lord that racist rooster made me spill beer thru my nose everywhere

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 Жыл бұрын

    It's weird hearing this joke on a different set from that other video.

  • @tmkmdj
    @tmkmdj Жыл бұрын

    This one somehow reminds me of Bill Hicks' routines. Not sure if this was intentional on LCK's part but no complaints either way

  • @jaysonp9426
    @jaysonp9426 Жыл бұрын

    This is a weird in-between transition between the silly early Louis and what we know now

  • @Alex-tp9wd
    @Alex-tp9wd Жыл бұрын

    Middle of the video i went to see the original being broke

  • @karsaorlong666
    @karsaorlong666 Жыл бұрын

    That bank joke is decades old by him. When was this one done?

  • @esmith407

    @esmith407

    Жыл бұрын

    This is his first album, probably 20 years ago

  • @pe3094
    @pe3094Ай бұрын

    A billion dollar

  • @mariguana7918
    @mariguana79188 ай бұрын

    Jesus, he was always funny

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation Жыл бұрын

    How is this the first time I heard this bit- he famously does not recycle much material- which is great- because you keep finding new routines

  • @blabit4983

    @blabit4983

    10 ай бұрын

    He's recycled this joke

  • @Werferharfer
    @Werferharfer Жыл бұрын

    Saudi Arabia approves this idea

  • @brucetownsend691
    @brucetownsend691 Жыл бұрын

    “Trying to get people mad about something you just made up”. So that’s where News Corp got the idea.

  • @emmadesgranges9983
    @emmadesgranges998311 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @guthoriantony
    @guthoriantony Жыл бұрын

    Ah fuck I forgot to subscribe...

  • @hohenheim909

    @hohenheim909

    Жыл бұрын

    Make that the three of us 🤷

  • @mikeharris4562
    @mikeharris4562 Жыл бұрын

    The living on the racist farm 😂😂😂