You know you're the best in the world if you open with "why did the chicken cross the road"

@luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727

5 жыл бұрын

Back in the days, you knew you were the best in the world if you opened with "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion..." :-D

@negativeindustrial

5 жыл бұрын

Icaro Aldebaran Fucking right! None of these guys are fit to carry that man’s luggage. George Carlin is the GOAT

@negativeindustrial

5 жыл бұрын

telanis9 You need to go to the hospital. Your funny bone is fucking broken.

@luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727

5 жыл бұрын

​@@telanis9 I had never known about a person describing Carlin's material as "unoriginal obvious things". Even Louis CK praised him and mentioned him as an inspiration. At the end, it is all about preferences but you don´t need to make an extreme and incorrect statement to defend your preferences :-)

@bws1971

5 жыл бұрын

@@telanis9 Dude, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Props to them for not deleting this vid

@woodgecko106

6 жыл бұрын

yet

@Meredith.A

6 жыл бұрын

still up

@Synochra

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholassinks2546 Same here. JK I don't watch SNL

@JoshuaFrick3

5 жыл бұрын

Dafuq would they remove this video for? Here's an unpleasant truth to the all the SJWs out there. Some very unpleasant shit has happened in human history, and you're going to need to keep on saving your pennies on up to afford a big enough eraser to wipe it all away. It just isn't ever going to happen... So, maybe stop worrying about re-writing history so much & start focusing on the fucking here & now. Also, so what dude jacked off in front of a couple girls. Let's try & keep this in perspective and stop treating him like he's Harvey Weinstein.

@beback_

5 жыл бұрын

They're not Stalin lol

The way he connects things is insane to me. The guy is a comical genius.

@geriburrito

5 ай бұрын

He is a storyteller.

I think Louie just won the funniest “ why did the chicken cross the road “ joke ever award

@sabbracadabra8367

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just tellin ya what happened!

@PoopVintner

3 жыл бұрын

Genius.

@Totano84

3 жыл бұрын

Louis C.K. could win a Pulitzer Prize with a knock knock joke. The man's a comedy genious.

@patfrerking

3 жыл бұрын

How? I didn't laugh once. Loui is funny but not here. Just imagine how good comedy would be if everyone could overcome stage fright. I would be way richer than Loui.

@sabbracadabra8367

3 жыл бұрын

@@patfrerking Are you on shrooms?

It´s always weird seeing Louis not wear a black t shirt

@Alejandro_87

6 жыл бұрын

Volvagia´s Blaze I agree but I mean it is SNL Live in NYC.. Millionaires, celebrities, geniuses, models.. do you go to a wedding your work clothes?

@ColombianThunder

6 жыл бұрын

omartheodd well he has worn a black t shirt before in his monologue

@CH03

6 жыл бұрын

ColombianThunder he stated in a previous interview that he used to prefer dressing down, but with age he is starting to like dressing up in suits. That's why he wore a suit in almost all of his appearances in 2017.

@pablosamjose

6 жыл бұрын

omartheodd I mean this is his work

@B4raCk0s4Ma

6 жыл бұрын

That's way too small and tight for him lol

This is what Seinfeld called "tap-dancing over six laser beams without touching a single one".

@DNotzz

4 жыл бұрын

This is called parroting a comment you saw on an earlier Louis CK video to seem smart and like you actually knew that quote.

@damshek

4 жыл бұрын

​@@DNotzz I knew that quote from "talking funny", which is where everybody else who used that quote knows it from. You know, because that's where he said it. Are you seriously that desperate for excuses to sound smart on the internet?

@ferise1

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it applies to his child molester bit on the other snl special. Well there were 3. It's one of them. This one is solid tho, the animals, and hotel... Dan true fans of CK and Seinfeld and such know that quote, what's wrong with mentionning it? Typical millenial or post-millenial asshole...like small child or teen who has no idea what he's doing but tries to abuse and sound smart whenever possible.

@ferise1

4 жыл бұрын

Stu no he didn't. Sjw's and crazy women are on a rampage, many men are goin down.

@---tw6qk

4 жыл бұрын

@@DNotzz This is called commenting something shitty for no other reason than to show the world that you're a dick.

“I’m just telling you what happened” is one of the funniest tags I’ve ever heard. Louie is a tremendous comedy mind and will be back at the top within a few years.

@itstek

Жыл бұрын

i think he's back on top and never left hahaha

@KVWilson21

Жыл бұрын

That's a fact‼

@hickoryhippie

7 ай бұрын

He still sells out venues and he does the biggest comedy podcasts in the country. He's still doing well thankfully.

@rockydon3400

5 ай бұрын

He's fine. He got a raw deal but he can't be canceled.

@danmaddox2849

5 ай бұрын

He just sold out Madison Square garden lol

The line "In person or in moose" is amazingly underrated

@kb-ev3fc

3 жыл бұрын

i don’t get it

@_vblax

3 жыл бұрын

@@kb-ev3fc a moose isn't a person, it's kind of a pun

@sandinogallese8221

2 жыл бұрын

I know right?! So underrated! Funny and clever is such a subtle and understated way.

@vademecor

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to say this.

@sandinogallese8221

2 жыл бұрын

@@vademecor in person or in moose?

Louis CK just doesnt give a shit anymore, I fucking love it. He has no boundaries

@Alex_1729

6 жыл бұрын

He has them, but he's a badass so he steps over them and goes on forever.

@timkayjr2958

6 жыл бұрын

He thrives on the boundaries. FACT AND FUCKING KILLING IT

@dloadthis1617

6 жыл бұрын

That's exactly the problem! He has no boundaries because he is a sex pervert. He's not even funny!

@grunhumig2277

6 жыл бұрын

got that right

@SONOFABITCH

6 жыл бұрын

this comment has taken on a whole new significance.

"Do you wanna try that again?" LOLOL

@devonmontes3143

7 жыл бұрын

RogersBase omg I never thought I'd see you on this. Can't wait for your review tomorrow!

@shenron8752

7 жыл бұрын

ROGER, holy shit!

@mossicely

7 жыл бұрын

Seeing OP reviewer extraordinaire on an unrelated video, wow!

@PattyTrills

7 жыл бұрын

Roger base my man is here hello from the pokemon community

@123edd123

7 жыл бұрын

RogersBase it's rogerbase #ckBOYS!

I've never seen a single flat Louis CK routine. It's always great. This was no exception.

@murtadha96

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@michaelj6392

2 жыл бұрын

His really old stuff is not good, but he became a genius eventually.

@leomdk939

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelj6392 OK, yes, I agree with that. I was only thinking of Louis CK after he matured as a comedian, but you're right, his early stuff was just kinda OK.

@mickbreeden6516

2 жыл бұрын

His old stuff is hit or miss but yeah since he's hit his stride it's been nonstop excellence.

@quackster8295

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelj6392 he had this one set from a long time ago when he was broke and it was actually really hilarious. Look up “Louis CK Broke”

The line after 1:09: "I'm just telling you what happened." - a strategic throwaway line gets such a great laugh! Brilliant.

@JackBirdbath

2 ай бұрын

His tags are legendary. The goat.

“I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”. Comic genius.

@jamiej6638

4 жыл бұрын

He really is BUT it didnt really click for him until after his divorce. Before, not too funny, after, hilarious.

@georgecaplin9075

3 жыл бұрын

Cos of your comment, I went back and watched it again. Better second time around.

@EddwardScissorhands

2 жыл бұрын

Also he is the goat aka “I’m still getting the g.o.a.t.” award. so double meaning to that joke aka he is a genius🍻

@g00dGuY34

2 жыл бұрын

I never understood the goat/trash can joke. Can someone explain

@strongholds12

Жыл бұрын

Occultard inside joke

Still a fan tbh here's to counting down the days until his next special

@TheUnpluggedWop

6 жыл бұрын

Space Monkey maybe later this year, or early 2019

@maxmarks3503

6 жыл бұрын

Me too man. Someday he’ll be making jokes about the whole thing, I’m sure.

@samuelguzman9143

6 жыл бұрын

You’ll have to be patient, he’s gonna start small again.

@ArslanJumayev

6 жыл бұрын

There is a special place in hell for people using "tbh"

@benjamincox4211

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler Durden I am Jack's grammar patrol

When He comes back, the world will be a better place. Not for everyone, "Of Course, but MAYBE."

@brianban110

4 жыл бұрын

of course

@crandy7658

4 жыл бұрын

@Mars King look up of course, but maybe. Great bit from one of his specials

@chrispomaski

4 жыл бұрын

New special came out last week!

@jgfunk

4 жыл бұрын

Of course not.... Of course not.... But maaaaaaayyyyybeeee

The laundry bit is so brilliant, he makes a complete ass of himself yet it makes a profound point about selfishness.

I would have preferred this not ending.

@joshurlay

7 жыл бұрын

How did this get over 200 likes before a single comment?

@jacobshirley3457

6 жыл бұрын

As good as this was, I feel it was foreshadowed by his first SNL monologue. Now, *that* shouldn't have ended.

So it was 28 years of struggling, then 4 great years and after that back to misery. Louie, I sure do miss you and wish you good luck.

@TonyRios

4 жыл бұрын

What did he do?

@carpthekid

4 жыл бұрын

Tony Rios absolutely nothing

@TonyRios

4 жыл бұрын

@@carpthekid man life isn't fair

@snarkbait6058

4 жыл бұрын

@@CamJames Googled it just to check again, still looks like nothing. But that's coming from an asshole like me, who thinks you have to go through a little bit more than sticking around while a guy beats his dick to pimp out your supposed victimhood. Again, that's just me...and mostly everyone else, but you're still free to put on your pussy hat and rage with the all the Lisa Loeb-lookin' bitches.

@delanogerber3715

4 жыл бұрын

@Brandon S When's the last time you showered buddy?

I’m so glad SNL didn’t take his monologues down

@Superstarseven

3 жыл бұрын

That's the surprising part, isn't it? It's been 3 years already.

@dangleesack7617

3 жыл бұрын

@@Superstarseven time flies when you’re getting me too’d 😂

@stephenstrang590

3 жыл бұрын

Good point.

Anyone watching in 2019? Who wants him back?

@arashesmaeili3799

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

@TheNervousnation

4 жыл бұрын

We all do

@riase

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@kathryn3950

4 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY!

@lilybean3533

4 жыл бұрын

His offense is the least threatening of all I’ve heard. he’s just a weird guy, like most people, and I don’t care I just want more of his comedy

is it wrong to miss him?

@user-re4qm1fs2w

6 жыл бұрын

June Y maybe but we are two😂😓

@the5thdimension329

6 жыл бұрын

Let the man bust a nut

@yallgottaunderstand

6 жыл бұрын

What Louis did was pathetic and gross. But he is still a comedic genius and I truly believe he is a good person. He'll be back. Trust me

@simonetanzi5103

6 жыл бұрын

I miss him so much already

@evanderholiday3427

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not. It's all been blown out of proportion

Those first 2 jokes were a huge tribute to george carlin! "He walked in and started with a risky joke, most comedians would have sandwiched that joke in cute jokes and brought it up at the end" haha

@AmethystEyes

6 жыл бұрын

Franz Isley “chickens are decent people”.

One of the top 3 best opening monologues ever, Louis’ other one is also in top 3(and if this one pushed it to the edge, that one pushed it off the cliff!) the other is Norm’s epic roasting of the show itself😂

As a 30 black male that lives in both Philly and now North hollywood, I remember I almost pissed my pants when I saw this live. I've always loved L C.K. ... My personal top 10 favs... I mean, what a fricken idgaf attitude you have to have to start with a black, robbery/chicken joke.

@mauriciosuarez7420

4 жыл бұрын

This man is fearless... I heard a story of him doing a black comedy room and Killing... Then doing another rougher room and getting boooed of stage... Like 20 years into stand up... Then he talked about it on stage on some other gig and killed telling that story... He ghost wrote for Chris Rock... He's a legend walking

@jeffwells641

4 жыл бұрын

And the hotel story - "White privilege is wrong, but as long as I have it WTF is going on with this hotel!"

@markme4

4 жыл бұрын

I love that you get its all about the comedy.

@quanicle101

3 жыл бұрын

you’re a black man named Georgia?

@quanicle101

3 жыл бұрын

Ernest Cruz lol i completely forgot about this. who the fuck names their son georgia? either this is bullshit or his parents are crackheads

"Chicken murder rate is A HUNDRED PERCENT!" He's genius!

@furkankoroglu7864

4 жыл бұрын

I just ruined your 100th like and make it 101

@ferise1

4 жыл бұрын

I made it an even 160. Vegans keep yelling that animals are being murdered but people like to say "it's not murder", cause you feel so guilty you take it out on vegans, fkin assholes..

@thagodwecreate5179

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually above 100% because we eat their eggs too

@ferise1

4 жыл бұрын

So what Vic? They always end up eating all the chickens. Besides, to make an egg, you need to murder dozens of male chicks who have no use to the industry...

@goandychurch

4 жыл бұрын

Dieguismama Laughed out loud!

Louie has the best snl monologues of any guest. Man's a genius.

@totallynotaseaotter4946

7 жыл бұрын

I think Louis ck's special blew Dave chappelles out of the water. Both are good though.

@eliharris1387

7 жыл бұрын

TotallyNotASeaOtter didn't come close to chappelle almost was racist

@totallynotaseaotter4946

7 жыл бұрын

Why is everything racist? How does someone joking about racism translate into thinking other races are inferior? You need to check your brain compartment.

@runniebby23

7 жыл бұрын

not everyone is either or some ppl are not conservative or liberal

@jamieMccarthy4Good

7 жыл бұрын

TotallyNotASeaOtter right? Louie loves to tell jokes that teeter on sounding racist but he always always flips it to be the antithesis of racist. He's brilliant. No matter where you come from you have to appreciate his genius.

This maybe is the riskiest stand up on television history. And he nailed it.

All his monologues have been truly legendary

Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr,Chris Rock, Louis CK are the godfathers of comedy right about now. I wish Patrice O'Neal was still here so bad.

@2clipp

7 жыл бұрын

AlphaAchilles no he didnt

@ravenswood118

7 жыл бұрын

minus bill burr, he sucks.

@ek5847

7 жыл бұрын

Love Doug Stanhope.

@SkateSka

7 жыл бұрын

playandrepeat - w-what? Nobody has honestly said that in years, I'm sure.

@ATL3xtra

7 жыл бұрын

Patrice was absolutely underrated ... He was funny as hell

Louis can open an act with "why did the chicken cross the road" and still be hilarious.. amazing

@TheMMObro

7 жыл бұрын

like legit this was content thst was kid friendly yet still hilarious. nvm not anymore, talking about trash can sex lmao

I love how he gets defensive and says “I’m just telling you what happened” Not to autistically deconstruct the joke, but these types of little meta-ironic jokes folded into the main jokes is something that only someone doing this for 30 years can come up with. He’s truly a master. The GOAT of stand up in every sense

@ContentWizard

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree… And the type of GOAT without a *agina :-)

@dylanrandalldrums

Жыл бұрын

The fuckable trash can of Comedy

@matildaGaL

Жыл бұрын

Rob c. Yes! I love the complexity and layers of skill behind the humor. It's crazy how a guy talking can be more entertaining than some high budget movies

@scottw6704

10 ай бұрын

"autistically deconstruct" - that right there is funny. Borrowing.

@b.hornetiii.6771

9 ай бұрын

And it subconsciously manipulates you that you forget that he's telling a joke to make you laugh on purpuse, like he's telling a story with no agenda and you put your "guard of" even more; the natural wall of artificial joke that that kind of setting (TV, media ...) produces is down - you are absorbing the joke all in ...

Pure comedy genius. His series "Louis" was a masterpiece. One if the greatest Comedian of all time.

"Last time you took a dump, did you name it?" Lol

i have a hard time beileve that any comedian alive or dead, could take a shit joke like why did the chicken cross the road into absolute comedy gold.!!!! Louis C.K. is my generations Richard Pryor AND George Carlin all rolled into one. and we will never take the praise nut he deserve every it of it what a genius

@Monochromicornicopia

6 жыл бұрын

because of the spelling i read the first half of your comment in american accent and the end in an indian accent

@tengericsillag7865

6 жыл бұрын

GDI 😄😄

@bigcountry8184

6 жыл бұрын

Jordie Pop Actually that would be Doug Stanhope. Louis CK is WAY too dumb to be considered alongside George Carlin

@discountbrains

6 жыл бұрын

OK, the creative use of the 'chicken/road' thing was original. But, there was nothing really funny here at all. There is no "comedy gold" there. Just because someone comes up with an original take on something doesn't make it funny. I saw almost nothing funny here.

@henryorsomething

6 жыл бұрын

Jordie Pop Frankie Boyle

I'm a black guy and Louie's dissertation on chickens is not only accurate, it's groundbreaking. A true masterpiece. 5 STARS.

He is number one comediant ever! The best of all❤

This reminds me of the scene in 'Louie' where he is on his way to the benefit with Jerry and has "chickens are stupid" written down on his notepad. Guess he developed the idea lol

Come back Louis CK.

@zom8680

5 жыл бұрын

I am sure he has come many times since this

@MrMuttenchop

5 жыл бұрын

They won’t let him. It sucks. Just give it time, he’s too good to stay away too much longer.

@departmentofdate2263

5 жыл бұрын

Clayton Alexander get a life.

@martynasseniunas9602

5 жыл бұрын

He did

@sweetfruit7769

5 жыл бұрын

Very poor choice of words

The scream when he asked for his laundry kills me everytime

@a20000211

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

I been a fan of his for a long time. Seeing him treated the same as Harvey Weinstein is RIDICULOUS!

@boredtolife7879

4 жыл бұрын

Nowadays people take his jokes as political statements in order to conjure their platform to stand on.

@kathryn3950

4 жыл бұрын

The thing about Louis is he came out and said yes, I was an asshole. He’s been gone for almost 2 years. I think his punishment is over. Also, people do need to get a sense of humor.

@boredtolife7879

4 жыл бұрын

@Amorous Daisy Essentially, he asked women (including those he worked with) if he could masturbate in front of them, thus putting them in very uncomfortable situations. When they said yes, he got completely naked and finished. When they said no, he did nothing. Besides the creep factor of it all, the power dynamic is mostly what made it a bad thing he did.

@trundlemcdingus4657

4 жыл бұрын

@@boredtolife7879 Let me get this straight. First he asked them for their consent and they agreed? What is the problem?

@boredtolife7879

4 жыл бұрын

@@trundlemcdingus4657 read his apology, he explains why what he did was wrong better than anyone else

I wish Richard Pryor lived long enough to see Louis C.K bloom. I would love to hear Pryor's take on him.

@KelleyBroussardMackaig

7 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY!!

@randyh.7782

7 жыл бұрын

*Sid R.* George Carlin as well.

@baneh1329

7 жыл бұрын

I truly believe that Carlin lives on in Mr. CK

@Adrian9oh9

7 жыл бұрын

Bane H I see it especially in his recent Netflix special. You could always tell since the beginning but Carlin's influence can be seen more and more in Louis' work as Louis gets older.

@carlossomarriba4646

7 жыл бұрын

Sid R. He talked about it once, how Carlin would open with the edgiest comedy right off the bat. Most comics get to that once the audience had warmed up. In the recent loui ck netflix special he opened with abortion. . Lol.

I still can't get used to Louie in the suit

@valleyofdeath5891

7 жыл бұрын

yea.. hate the suit

@angellacanfora

7 жыл бұрын

Louis is an adult now, all growed up like.

@Hungarianbuttbabyy

7 жыл бұрын

Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced yeah suit is weird

@txcowpatty

7 жыл бұрын

I miss him in jeans and a tee......suit Louis just seems odd. But, I still love the man and his stand-up!

@NineteenEightyFive

7 жыл бұрын

Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced I go back and forth between thinking it's a good look for him or he looks like an insurance salesman

My thoughts on first couple jokes: "man he's actually pretty clean with these first couple of jokes" Next joke: "I wanna make love to a trash can" Me- here we go.

"Every moose looks like a guy who just turned into a moose right before you looked at him." Had me dying from laughing, lol.

His sense of humor is genius 💪💪💪

@gelu4in

7 жыл бұрын

Louis C.K. is awesome!!

@merdesh2402

7 жыл бұрын

yess👏👏👏👏

@AntiDot43

7 жыл бұрын

I like his personality

@chioma916

7 жыл бұрын

whY ARE U HERE TOO

@chioma916

7 жыл бұрын

everytime i see u i will comment

“I don’t care that you’re upset” Words to live by

I almost died at "what's going on at this hotel?"

I've watched this clip several times. Brilliant.

Pervert or not he's still funny af

@Mr_Rouge

5 жыл бұрын

Kindest pervert ever… "may I masturbate while you watch me ? No ? OK, I won't then…"

@ghostrider2664

5 жыл бұрын

We are all perverts. Some just get called out for it. And some are famous and get called out for it. #istandwithpervs

@yahikokurotama4351

5 жыл бұрын

What did he do?

@ghostrider2664

5 жыл бұрын

@@Calilou52 but he did ask. Quite politely, in fact. And the woman consented. She herself said this. It's not a "crazy dude whips his skin boat out and starts beating off" thing. Not at all.

@sweetfruit7769

5 жыл бұрын

Funny or not he's still pervert af

1:08 That's a creepy shadow thing on top of Louis' head!

@priestofbenism1775

7 жыл бұрын

oh shit

@michaelweinstein3056

7 жыл бұрын

That's probably just someone in the audience making animal shadows from the bright lights.

@5891irhs

7 жыл бұрын

I was scared it was a cockroach or smthing..

@JavierOcampo

7 жыл бұрын

it's the microphone you guys 😄

@10joJoe

7 жыл бұрын

Dude Samme haha I noticed it and was like what happened?

The goat joke is sooo good. His smirk while he's telling it makes it even better

I love watching the musicians in the back laugh at the jokes XD

Louie is just beyond funny. There's literally never been a comedian that I enjoy as much as Louis CK. None of his material is really groundbreaking, not like Carlin or Pryor who have acts that are very specific and meaningful and you'll remember forever. Louis has material that is like Seinfeld the show, it's about nothing, but he just does it so well!

@iamsancho443

5 жыл бұрын

How about Billy Burr?

@Lappu1984

5 жыл бұрын

I am Sancho bill burr is a savage too

@user-on2ys9jr6t

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Nicassio She's too hot for you vro

@shizu-chan3942

5 жыл бұрын

Bill burr is even more naturally hilarious. CK was great until I saw Bill Burr and now he's my favorite comedian right next to Carlin. Bill makes me laugh, Carlin makes me think. Chappelle is also a top favorite along with Chris Rock. Patrice was ok too, but his style and topics never appealed to me. He's a man's comedian generally. Others tackle all kinds of topics that vary across the board.

I still love ya Louis!

I love that I haven’t seen this in years, so I get to watch it again like I’ve never seen it. Absence truly does make old jokes funny AF!!

This guy is a legend. Bring him back ❤❤

Just Seeing this fuckers name made my day.

@disposableincome

6 жыл бұрын

Made my day! Love seeing these people get exposed.

@Shiva108

6 жыл бұрын

disposableincome and one day it will be yóur turn.

@sinonslife4812

6 жыл бұрын

how would it be his/hers turn if they didnt do anything

@txmilxssi7803

6 жыл бұрын

exposed for a consensual sexual "act" with a bunch of women who could've said no? pls. He'll be back lol

Feels like forever since I've seen no SNL cast in the opening monologue.

@DannyDevitooo

7 жыл бұрын

CallofHuggs H2 because most unfunny hosts need the help of the cast to be funny. Louie doesnt

@davidleary7393

7 жыл бұрын

Whenever they have stand-ups host (Louie, Chappelle, Rock, Schumer) they let them do their material.

@MrSinister718

7 жыл бұрын

It's always a shitty song monologue too.

I think this is the only star that evertime they do snl get an extremely long opening. Great stuff!! Best stand up ever!!

He is just the best, comedy he has mastered and I love him. Fantastic at his craft!

“I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”.

Love how the giraffe gets so angry when the horse doesn't answer straight away :'D

I’ve never seen a man that gets funnier as he ages. I’d love to live to see him in his 100s😂

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

He’s going to be the second angriest old man of all time (After Burr)

@Dykwiaornot

Жыл бұрын

George Carlin

@mohammedalhabsi2198

Жыл бұрын

@@Dykwiaornot Carlin just complains about things. I agree with a lot of what he says, but it doesn’t really make me laugh

@Dykwiaornot

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedalhabsi2198 True, actually, you are very right. I take it back.

@Dykwiaornot

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedalhabsi2198 He had some hilarious moments though. Swearing to the backward upside down Chinese braille bible with half pages missing for example

This is one of if not the best comedians ever.

The GOAT of stand up! Can't wait to see him back again. I bet he's gonna open with a masturbation joke. No one can touch CK!

@blackmidimin6720

5 жыл бұрын

reword that comment

@mrmasrawy92

5 жыл бұрын

it was very disappointing to me that he did not

@L.Reeves

5 жыл бұрын

They didn't have to touch him, they were only supposed to watch.

@rekasfpreparat

5 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was The G.O.A.T., Louis is second though and Bill Burr third ;-) Also, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are closing my TOP 6.

@johncallahan3255

5 жыл бұрын

@@rekasfpreparat Carlin isn't that funny

bring him back already

I love that segment of SNL where the comedian's last joke segues into the introduction to the night ("we have a great show tonight" etc). There is something so cool and uplifting about it. I'm not sure if I know what I'm talking about but it's great haha

The laundry bit is basically his Awesome Opossum joke mixed with his Pakistan customer service bit and I love it.

He is so awesome! bring him baaaaaaccckkk

Every time I look at a giraffe now, that's all I'm gonna hear, "Whoa! It's too high!"

The best LIVING Comedian on earth...

the world has never in history had such a great comedian

I was with him up until he said "The Chainsmokers are here"

@Michaelcmorris1988

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, but as Mitch Hedberg would say, he did not say they would be good; he merely confirmed they'd be on television

@salvadordeleon273

6 жыл бұрын

They have a few good songs

@barrymulligan2378

6 жыл бұрын

So, literally to the very end

@CraigBickerstaff

6 жыл бұрын

But that was his best joke!

@DeadLifeBoat100

6 жыл бұрын

The chainsmokers should definitely kill themselves

I thought chickens were decent people....

@webstar118

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Robinson Carlin fan I see 😅

@axpanos

7 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@samuelbekele3601

6 жыл бұрын

They are good people, but bad chickens...

@TW-um5hs

6 жыл бұрын

Omg Carlin!!! Lol

@faiz177

6 жыл бұрын

It's not like we are going to elect one a president one day, we eat them for God's sake.

How he plays with your expectations is genius

His monologue from 8 years ago has 10 million views.. this monologue from 6 years ago has 7 million views… Shane Gillis’ monologue from 2 days ago has 3 million views… remind me again who decided to fire Shane haha..

this man is a genious

@philias07

6 жыл бұрын

hey i got a cup in case we need another cup...

@Chloeayoy

6 жыл бұрын

Genius

@markwinberry8095

6 жыл бұрын

Rucoy Online I'm going to just take a stab that you are not.

@jmcd21182

6 жыл бұрын

Rucoy Online this genius is a man

@Allagi22

6 жыл бұрын

You would know, you can't even spell the word.

Louis: OMG IT'S A MOOSE Moose: OMG IT'S LOUIS CK

He takes you on this Edgy ride almost ofending brilliantly done . The whole Entire monolog is genius.

4.5M views?!!!!! We need this guy back in our lives!!!!

his giraffe impression reminded me of Michael scott

I used the Giraffe bit on my 7 year old nephew he LOVED it :D

@AriVirtual

4 жыл бұрын

lol I love that. Wish this was pinned

@tiyas5378

3 жыл бұрын

That's adorable :-)

@Sambubu123

2 жыл бұрын

I used the goat bit on my 8 year old and she cried :(

I'm seeing his new stand up in feburary and I'm stoked

One of the great sets of all time

"I don't have my laundry" "oawwahhhhhhhhh" omg I miss you Louie

I have chicken ancestry and still enjoyed these comedic efforts.

@javiercontreras2358

6 жыл бұрын

conspiracy theorists don't really exist hahahahaha

My favorite line here was "Last time you took a dump, did you name it?"

"I'm not your soup yet, you jew" I don't understand why that line always kills me

This could very well be material he wrote between his latest special and this show. He never recycles material. He is easily the greatest comedian alive.

best monologue snl had and ever will have ,... miss you Louis

The delivery of the "You suck!" always gets me.

The man is a fucking genius. Actually in the running for greatest comic of all time and that’s no exaggeration

@elijahgavin6706

3 жыл бұрын

Probably him Chapelle, Carlin, and Robin

I completely lost my s$&t half way through his motel joke...tears and all 😂😭

I don't care about his dingaling problems, he's still fuckin' funny.

@Sara-mh6ps

6 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who was like..."meh"? He took his dick out in a hotel room after asking the girl if he could! ........okay

I laughed at the giraffe joke way too hard 😂😂

"I don't care if you're upset" - that should be the title of his next standup. It would Sell. Out. While I'm here commenting, I'll just say it's been a long time since I cried laughing at standup...

He gave us Pootie Tang 🐐🐐🐐

@isaiahfifer2507

7 жыл бұрын

TheAntBox Phff

@pfontaine147

7 жыл бұрын

Cole me down on the panny sty

@TheDaner

6 жыл бұрын

Sa da tay!

This audience is too tightly wound for Louis.

@richardperez6945

7 жыл бұрын

Karan Jetley Story of Louis' life.

@dballard66

7 жыл бұрын

Dude, lighten up. Don't you have a company to run?

@Rakumei672

7 жыл бұрын

CEOofFRESH1 I feel like you just took a bunch of buzzwords and tossed them together to sound smart. None of that made any goddamn sense.

@ployter94

7 жыл бұрын

CEOofFRESH1 Then take action, forge change from all the despair in the world. Your're a CEO for christ's sake, take some action.

@TimTheMusicMan

7 жыл бұрын

I knew it, someone still crying over a massive defeat turned this into a topic about the election of the greatest POTUS...

It’s incredible how incredible a comedian he is

@davidconjefferson

9 ай бұрын

This monologs no faked or forced laughs

Legend & one of the best ever....