"I'm Chineser than a muthufuckuh" is probably my favorite stand up comedy line of all time

@Anouarap

Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@saturn9records

Жыл бұрын

I lived in SHANGHAI. CHOP STICKS AND WHATNOT! HA!!!

@anypercentdeathless

Жыл бұрын

I say it weekly...here in Beijing.

@jamesr141

6 ай бұрын

@@saturn9records It's Shang-haaaaaiiii.

@saturn9records

6 ай бұрын

@@jamesr141 😂😂😂

“Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny.” Brilliant.

@fyfyi6053

2 жыл бұрын

In your american nation honey only the stereotypes that your media consider offensive are seen as harmful. This is why I find it very hard to stand you americans. Trust me I'm trying to like you.

@fyfyi6053

2 жыл бұрын

While we're at t please keep your nation far away from ukraine. You've seen help from usa when it comes to war too many times throughout history. We know.

@arouris4374

2 жыл бұрын

@@fyfyi6053 bro... Your country... Who the fuck you think your talking to you think he's gonna call up Joe Biden and be like yo get tf out, aquire a brain please And thank you

@arouris4374

2 жыл бұрын

@@fyfyi6053 maybe start a Twitter or something your comment was relevant for two seconds then you went off on your random political nonsense...no...body..asked...so...keep...your...mouth...closed

@joeblow1942

Жыл бұрын

@@fyfyi6053 Scores of MILLIONS in the US are red-pilled now. There are sheep all over the world.

I was a teacher. “What happens if I get really, really good at it?” “Nothing. Nothing happens”. Truer words were never said.

@Chocolatnave123

Жыл бұрын

dont flatter yourself, you werent really, really good. not even close.

@Gammeljonny

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you felt you had to write this :-/

@dmfd_rosieperez9847

Жыл бұрын

@@Chocolatnave123 damn cheer up pal

@tombstonejones9581

Жыл бұрын

@@Chocolatnave123 Anime pfp detected, opinion invalid.

@spsawyer22

Жыл бұрын

I still remember my best teachers and they're somewhat to thank for my success. I never think about the CEO of Walmart or whatever. But yeah you're not going to get a fat bonus like other professions etc

Subjectively, the greatest comedian ever.

@FriendlyCroock

3 жыл бұрын

I agree the guy's pretty funny. But does he have the natural wit of conan? The acting that chris tucker puts in a stand up? Another thing that bothers me about ck is that he always has to tell us some of his opinions about life or politics. Some of them are radical, they're wrong and... can I use the word "american"?

@vallekanuz

3 жыл бұрын

Yea cuz conan and tucker never talk about their opinions or come off as over the top. That's definitely not something every comedian does. It's ok if you don't like Louie's style or approach, but I don't think the criticism is really valid. Cheers

@rocketthedachshund2961

3 жыл бұрын

I think Louie and Chappelle are tied for second place with Carlin the all time champion.

@vicinvesta8349

3 жыл бұрын

After George Carlin. He was the trailblazer. In fact Louis himself said that he had no career until he decided to be like George

@ta55o5

3 жыл бұрын

Genius, original and the definition of an artist.🐐.

This guy can just make comedy out of literally anything

@cold_static

3 жыл бұрын

Like, _LITERALLY!_

@sea2959

2 жыл бұрын

would be great if he was funny....but maybe he is, if you are 15 years old

@pedrocorrea6870

Жыл бұрын

This is the comedy equivalent of that scene in Amadeus when Mozart writes an aria based on his mother in law yelling at him.

@mickeyromero9233

Жыл бұрын

@@sea2959 I can tell by your comment I just wouldnt get along with you mate

@FriendlyCroock

Жыл бұрын

He does he does But why does he have to "racialize" an accent like an American Moe Ron

The nine eleven-deniers joke was enough. It was great. But, the way he kept going and got so much more out of it as if they actually existed was genius.

@ecko3003

2 жыл бұрын

Ya reminds me of his bat man joke 😆

@Choukr11

2 жыл бұрын

@@ecko3003 haha he kept going and going

@salvagemonster3612

2 жыл бұрын

You reading all this comments on KZread about Louie has confirmed to me that dictionaries back in every home. Cuz I don’t think you know what the word Genius is?

@salvagemonster3612

2 жыл бұрын

@Pierce Van Dommelen and thank you for being a “genius “

@overthis

2 жыл бұрын

No one denies 9/11. A group of people were not satisfied with the official reports on what happened and asked for another investigation and we're called "conspiracy theorists" which is just the CIA term for "critical thinkers." 9/11 was a set up, look into it instead of being a foolish sheep that believes everything you're told. Start with building 7, and then look at the Pentagon. You barely even have to look at the twin towers to be able to tell that a couple of aluminum planes could not make two huge steel sky scrapers fall from the bottom.

"CAMPAMPATES." That kills me :D

"nine people who just aint buying this eleven bullshit" - one of the funniest (and adorable) lines in stand up

I love how he slowly goes into character with the 9/11 bit. He slowly drifts from NPR into the 'hood. Priceless.

The impression of the Mexican dropping Achilles in the river is the hardest I have ever laughed. Idk why it’s so funny to me.

@GBullockNC

3 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of watching that part while driving. I swear I almost crashed. I swear

@kanonxz

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but as a mexican is even more hilarious, it's just too good

@zwenkwiel816

2 жыл бұрын

It's cuz you're racist

@fatimaamerson3232

2 жыл бұрын

BECAUSE IT'S ABSURD & FREAKING HYSTERICAL! 😂😂😂😂 THE G.O.A.T 🐐l

@franksfiddle9031

Жыл бұрын

@@GBullockNC seriously? You watch videos while driving?

"she was the goddess of grip, I don't know.." ROFL!!!!

I watch and rewatch it... what a talent. He's just too good.

@jamiebarraclough8981

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@fyrexianoff

3 жыл бұрын

i also rewatch it haha

@kathleenosborne6931

2 жыл бұрын

Metoo

@mymic208

2 жыл бұрын

New special is out!

@mustardnbiscuits5338

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenosborne6931 44÷

I always crack up at "I lived in Shanghaaaaai"

I like how he grabs onto one quick premise and just dives into it. "Nine eleven deniers" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time

“I lost the baby in da water.” Lol

“It’s Campampates!”

"Mr. PreSiDent! Give us back ONETEEN!!" 🤣🤣👍🏻

"The government took oneteen and replaced it with some bullshit called eleven" LOL OMG this shit is so funny

@bennagem2965

2 жыл бұрын

@Proper And yet they haven’t... Grow up

@abderrahimabderrahim6659

2 жыл бұрын

@Proper naaah

@unityfusion6674

2 жыл бұрын

@Proper damn and yet you and no one else did, crazy

@maxpower252

2 жыл бұрын

@Proper It is not the idea but how it is executed.

@quantifiedmagi7106

Жыл бұрын

It's a parody on Terence Howard

This might be my favorite but in all of standup. I think about it at least once a week.

Louis C.K's pacing skill is just insane. Not only funny but so mesmerizing to listen to him.

@luciferianjesuslover9453

Жыл бұрын

Interesting take!

@jonnybriones3340

Жыл бұрын

​@@luciferianjesuslover9453 One thing about Louie is you can tell he has his pacing and timing down to the second. He wears watches on stage and you'll notice sometimes he checks it. He starts the count as soon as he gets onstage. Just awesome.

@luciferianjesuslover9453

Жыл бұрын

@@jonnybriones3340 Wow! Thanks for sharing that very interesting fact.

@jeffreykazanjian2399

23 күн бұрын

Yes! I don’t know how he does it. The often awkward starts to his sentences…flubbing some words then restarting. I don’t know how he does it. Is it calculated or is it natural? I feel it’s calculated bc I try to imagine his bits without it and they don’t hit the same. I’ve never seen any comedian present their material that way.

I've seen Louis CK perform each and every of his jokes hundreds of times, and they still make my belly hurt from laughing.

"she was able to hold on cuz shes a goddess... A goddess of grip or something" that's where my tears start flowing 😂😂😂

I’m really not into stand up Comedians, Louis CK isn’t really a Comedian… he’s someone who speaks about the truth. His brilliant honesty,and amazing ability to talk about the simplest issues FEELS 100% unrehearsed. He walks on stage and just starts talking. He makes me laugh so hard, I can’t breathe ❤️

I don’t always agree with his stock picks, but damn Cramer is funny

@KARENboomboomROXX

2 жыл бұрын

😏

@HAUNTEDRECS

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@VRcation

Жыл бұрын

He really does look like Cramer in this haha

@RabbitFighter666

Жыл бұрын

What?! Kramer from fuckin Seinfeld? Yeah.. NOPE

@vickielawson3114

8 ай бұрын

You should watch Kramer at the Laugh Factory telling the crowd to shut up and what used to happen 50 years ago.

I've missed Louis!!!! So glad he's back!

omg, that moment of silence after his daughter says "oh, I thought they were saying *the exact same thing*", until the audience gets it. Beautiful

"Who are these children? Just whatever kids live near the building." 😂

I don't know how he does it, but he makes me laugh at terrible things.

@TommysHouseOfMunch

2 жыл бұрын

That's the point

@salvagemonster3612

2 жыл бұрын

Are you knew to what comedians do? Cuz he didn’t invent this.

@micknellis9549

2 жыл бұрын

@@salvagemonster3612 are you “knew” to the english language?

@jshaw4757

Жыл бұрын

A bit like accidently puking in on a giraffe....

Love how he said "I recommend not laughing at anything, you'll regret it after the thing"

I'm sure there's way more than 9 of them after hearing this!

I can’t stop walking around my house saying “SHANGHAIIIIIII…”

“Chopsticks and what not”

@sabbracadabra8367

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah

2:43 “I’m Chinese-r than a MFer!” Kills me every time 🤣

7/11 was a part-time job

im so honored and grateful i got to see this man live

@kenwickcook8413

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@dublplus3332

Жыл бұрын

Jealous

@vickielawson3114

8 ай бұрын

You weren’t spattered with his sputum.

Hey did anyone think about twelve when he was saying thirteen fourteen fifteen and so on ??!? This guy is a legend

@MedalionDS9

2 жыл бұрын

WHERE THE FUCK IS TWELVETEEN

@RANDOMZ300

2 жыл бұрын

@@MedalionDS9 no no it's TWOTEEN...and yeese WHERE IS OUR MF TWOTEEN

@JohnMoseley

2 жыл бұрын

@@RANDOMZ300 Are you sure? Because then we're going to need threeteen and fiveteen.

@canaan5337

2 жыл бұрын

Twoteen comes after oneteen.

@AttilaAsztalos

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnMoseley Still better than 99 in French: "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" - four-times-twenty-and-ten-and-nine. Yes, for realsies.

I actually believed in the 11 deniers chants.

@itsprobablyme9337

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s join the movement to make it oneteen. Once we get that done, we need to start talking about that twelve bullshit

@VinsmokeBT98

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE US BACK ONE TEEN 😂😂

@maxxmarino6500

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie before I saw this joke I always thought it was werid like where there hell did Eleven come from? The other numbers make sense but 11 and 12 make no sense grammatically speaking it literally sounds like elven and two elve lmao. Maybe it's some werid wiccian shit like the English language has

6:13 Gotta love Campampates. Such an inspirational figure.

@sabbracadabra8367

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, every line is so great.

The greatest piece of stand up ever

The way he went from a southern accent to Chinese accent 😂😂😂

@DodaGarcia

2 жыл бұрын

There was no Chinese accent, it went over your head

@samwho1731

2 жыл бұрын

Boy, you been smoking some shit. Chinese accent?

@alexconor7067

2 жыл бұрын

@Sam Who he literally did an Asian accent midway through the joke

@jgray1831

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexconor7067 no he said it was an Asian accent as a joke cause it obviously wasn’t asian

@illestofdemall13

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexconor7067 No he didn't. It was an "hood" accent but he said he was Asian, implying it was a hood Asian guy. The accent itself was just a generic "hood" accent and the Asian part was just to add a surprise in there. Seems some people aren't getting the nuances of his jokes. Lol

Holy shit 50 more seconds and this video wouldve been about 12 minutes long

@atlas4497

3 жыл бұрын

But... What happened to one-teen ?

@Dontbustthecrust

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha

"Kampampetes" 🤣🤣🤣

It gets funny , funnier and hilarious after multiple watches

Probably the best joke ever told😂

I lost it when I watched this the first time. I come back to it often for a nice mood booster.

He's just funny. I love it, guilty.

I’m gonna start the Nine Twelve Deniers. “What happened to twoteen?! MR. PRESIDENT, GIVE US BACK TWOTEEN!”

@AttilaAsztalos

2 жыл бұрын

Also, WTF is up with 110...? If there's an eleven hundred, WHY ISN'T THERE AN ELEVENTEEN?!?

@nofuckinway634

Жыл бұрын

Me and my brother want to join, will we then be the oneteen twelve deniers?

Kampampateeeessse!

This might be literally my favorite 10 minutes of stand-up comedy

YES! Finally someone uploaded this! One of my favorite Louis CK bits

His insight into the innocence of childhood is spot on .

@shmokoguwop4819

Жыл бұрын

Telling too.

Not only is this achingly hilarious, it is one of the most brilliant and subtle social commentary.

This whole bit is gold

"Its Campampatees" 😂

This bit is GOAT status

“We can go 9, 10, 12............. “ hilarious!

Definitely in my top 3 favourite comedians, and arguably one of the greatest of all time.

@carlvargas7911

2 жыл бұрын

Top 3 are Bill Bur, Louis, and Chris Rock imo

@BastianUllr

Жыл бұрын

@@carlvargas7911 bill, Louis and George (rip)

@AK-qy5iw

Жыл бұрын

@@BastianUllr how is George even a comedian compared to Louis and Bill? His whiny and angry political rants are smartish but far from funny.

Louis is a master comedian. The best joke telling style to get away with offensive jokes

@Dontbustthecrust

4 ай бұрын

He even says the n word on stage and gets away with it.

God, I love Louis.

"Don't yell it out if you know! Nobody cares!" Lol. Thetis the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Saw this live at MSG. Cried during this bit…”the friendly man” 😂😅😅😅😅

@user-zb9zn1zz7d

2 жыл бұрын

Who is he supposed to be?

Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny 😂😂😂

3.57 lol love the way he dismisses the typical approving squeals, immediately

Louis! One and only!

Nobody can get mad at Louis CK for using a Mexican accent. They’re not allowed to. He literally is Mexican!

@travixx07

2 жыл бұрын

The palest Mexican!

@kanonxz

2 жыл бұрын

@RockMeAmadeus as a mexican myself, I truly love his mexican accent, being totally honest. Actually any voice he makes just makes me crack.

@justincoleman3805

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody was. Who asked you?

@nicolascastillo6456

2 жыл бұрын

As a native Spanish speaker, his accent is perfect. Especially the soft Rs and the way he pronounced "slip"

@SighNaps

2 жыл бұрын

@RockMeAmadeus As someone else said, If you are born in Mexico, you are Mexican. He was, so he is. The only way you could interpret him being "let in to your country" would be if you were referring to him being born. Also Judaism is a matrilineal faith. Meaning the status of being considered Jewish is determined by the status of the mother. So if his Jewish heritage was on his fathers side and his mother is Irish (and most likely a Roman Catholic), he is not Jewish. I appreciate the anti-Semitic rant though. Makes it far easier to identify the idiots.

This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!!😄😂🤣🤣

I mean no one does it better than Louis.

Goddess of grip! Ha!

this is just such a great bit. the storytelling is crazy.

I love how his accent slowly changes as the bit continues 😂😂😂

I always come back here when I am down; so pretty much everyday

4:12 He's commanding the audience in total faith of his bit. This is why he is such a great comedian. 4:37 is another.

The way he slowly transitions into the voice is fucking masterful.

My ear is against the speaker...... and he is hilarious.

@florenciaracciatti6465

3 жыл бұрын

Sameee hahah

he's the best. hope there's a new special soonish

@Curtsy208

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't you in luck

@nikamegrelidze908

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry

"fucking flip flops!" gets me every time

Mr.President give us back one-teen 😂😂😂

Still brilliant! Love the Nine - 11 deniers joke 😂

Had to come back to this today

everytime I end up crying watching this. Its simply genius. No way you can come up with this idea in a sober state of mind.

@biggusdickus1689

Жыл бұрын

If Frank Zappa never did drugs then you can make up anything while sober

@vickielawson3114

8 ай бұрын

@@biggusdickus1689Just imagine how good Frank could have been if he had done drugs.

@biggusdickus1689

8 ай бұрын

@@vickielawson3114 Honestly his stuff probably wouldn't have been as interesting since he would have been on a similar brainwave as everyone else at the time who WERE using drugs. His personality wasn't ever diluted you know what I mean?

His daughter thinking they meant nine 11 deniers 😂😂😂😂

@jengleheimerschmitt7941

3 жыл бұрын

Wake up sheeple. Eleven is bullshit.😁😁😁

Thank God there weren't 11 of them or else shit would have gotten WAY too confusing

@Kelarys

3 жыл бұрын

Look, Jason, I'm sorry, but we drew lots and you have to leave. It's really undermining our message when we have this confusing odd number of people that isn't 10 or 12 but WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS! It's just complicating an already complex issue, and you'll just have to support us from home. If your wife wants to stay then we can be the 10/11 Deniers, but I understand if she also wants to leave. 9/11 sounds a bit more catchy, but I can't figure out why. I'm sorry, your comment just made me think way too hard about it and got me laughing haha

@canaan5337

2 жыл бұрын

They just need to convince 2 more people and they will be the oneteen eleven deniers

Love this guy! Such talent. 🎉💯💯💯💯

What about Twoteen?

@madden12

3 жыл бұрын

We can group up and be the two twoteen deniers

@niteshkhatiwada2511

3 жыл бұрын

2/12 deniers would probably be the accurate description

@baginatora

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! #3/12deniers

@maxpower252

3 жыл бұрын

#4/12 deniers! I’m not buying that “twelve” bullshit either !

@rickardedman8836

3 жыл бұрын

@@madden12 We're the twelve deniers, it's a bullshit number propagated by the man

pure comical talent

It was and he is just awesome. Love louis

*_That's one clever, seriously funny guy, right there . Absolutely fearless, I love that..._*

The “Shanghaaaai” deserves to be sampled and turned into a hit song.

Greatest comedian ever!

There are actually a dozen of us now. I managed to get both my parents on board.

This will never get old

I miss this guy his comedy is timeless..I want to see him on the stage or even his own streaming show ..I don't want his talent go invain.

@The_Greipist

2 жыл бұрын

He just put out a special, you can get it from his website. There's another one from last year or the year before also. Just putting that out there in case you missed them.

@Cynry

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Greipist Might as well add, the one from last year is amazing. Don't know about the last one, but thank you for reminding me. I trust it will be just as good, this guy is just pure comedy.

@federicor9956

2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to see him in May here in Italy, he should be doing some shows around

Man I'd forgotten how good Louis was! Hope you're doing well brother. Come back soon!

@FloatingWeeds2

2 жыл бұрын

He did. You're watching a clip from his latest special and he released another one a little while ago

@cmpunkthebestGTS

Жыл бұрын

@@FloatingWeeds2 This is not his latest special. This was released in 2017. But yeah, he did release 2 more specials after the incident

One of his best bits

He went from southern accent, to black, to asian in few minutes 🤣

Every Louis stand up makes me laugh loudly

I mean he’s not wrong. With logic of naming numbers it should be “oneteen” man I’d love to just hang out with him he’s so hilarious and glad he’s back cuz I had to rewatch his stuff so many times and it’s still funny 😂

@EBjeebies1081

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget twoteen

@randyevermore9323

10 ай бұрын

@@EBjeebies1081 Yes, oneteen implies twoteen.

@vickielawson3114

8 ай бұрын

I mean I mean.

@vickielawson3114

8 ай бұрын

Sarcasm: It makes so much sense to start with “I ‘mean”. You’re clearly clarifying or adding to something you just said, so it was totally warranted.

This shit hit different on shroomies 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤧🤧

The goddess of grip 😂😂😂

Louis is one of my favorite comedians along with Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz & Dave Chappelle. I don't care what he did in his time off stage

@squidwardnixon

Жыл бұрын

yeah okay Andrew

@psychobillynumbnuts1

Жыл бұрын

Andrew? 🤢

@DeadStarShine

Жыл бұрын

You had me until Andrew Schultz. His name should be nowhere near Chappelle's. Dude is a tool and thinks he's far more important than he really is.

@jerrycordova1971

Жыл бұрын

@@DeadStarShine yeah I dont get Andrew in that list. Funny, sure...but doesnt belong in that list

@paulcunnane4

Жыл бұрын

Burr is the biggest grifter on earth.