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  • @lukecox6317
    @lukecox6317Ай бұрын

    It looks like they thought they had figured out what you were doing, but somewhat miscalculated.

  • @zoefschildpad

    @zoefschildpad

    Ай бұрын

    Simp: "what is happening?" Morpheus: "He's beginning to believe"

  • @San-lh8us

    @San-lh8us

    Ай бұрын

    well of course, if they needed a calculator it's because they are not good with calculating thingsb by themselves

  • @duckymomo7935

    @duckymomo7935

    Ай бұрын

    He could’ve picked up a free pawn and queen if queen just captured said pawn

  • @jade_mcleod

    @jade_mcleod

    Ай бұрын

    miscal-coo-lah-tore

  • @FraterSbeve
    @FraterSbeveАй бұрын

    Opponent: "Stop that!" Simp: "Stop that!" Opponent: "That's really annoying." Simp: "That's really annoying." Opponent: "Oh, I see how this is." Simp: "Oh, I see how this is." Opponent: "I'm bad at chess!" Simp: "That you certainly are. Mission accomplished."

  • @yuvalne

    @yuvalne

    Ай бұрын

    lmao 😂

  • @tim0boy891

    @tim0boy891

    Ай бұрын

    This made me laugh. 100th like

  • @IslanKleinknecht
    @IslanKleinknechtАй бұрын

    The opponent figured out you were copying, but still blundered their queen XD

  • @david92759

    @david92759

    Ай бұрын

    It's more like he didn't know that Simp can't copy the check and that he would get a freemove, otherwise the Queen was still safe.

  • @inseptus712

    @inseptus712

    Ай бұрын

    And the opponent clearly doesn't know how stalemates work.

  • @julianbrelsford

    @julianbrelsford

    Ай бұрын

    @@david92759 from a complete beginner's point of view, putting someone in check seems like a copy-able move. It's reasonable for beginners to mistakenly think that remaining in check IS a legal move

  • @mingyue_chen

    @mingyue_chen

    Ай бұрын

    I wonder what the opponent was expecting Simp to do when he couldn't copy a check. Like, resign?

  • @yuujin8194
    @yuujin8194Ай бұрын

    I love how part of the video was literally Simp's opponent realizing Simp was mirroring them and trying to do something with it. Then when they checked Simp's king, they were probably thinking something like "Hah, you can't mirror that!" while Simp was thinking "Finally, I can't mirror that!"

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animationАй бұрын

    The opponent thought he was so smart making these random moves and thinking Shrimp will copy each of them, until Shrimp decided to stop fooling around and beat his ass. 😂

  • @alecity4877

    @alecity4877

    Ай бұрын

    Shrimp

  • @torrent9666

    @torrent9666

    Ай бұрын

    Atomic Shrimp?

  • @benjaminoechsli1941

    @benjaminoechsli1941

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@torrent9666 Same thought! KZread really is a small place.

  • @jinxxdd

    @jinxxdd

    Ай бұрын

    @@benjaminoechsli1941no?

  • @arifezwan8893

    @arifezwan8893

    Ай бұрын

    It's that single queen check that destroyed him

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2Ай бұрын

    The opponent could've absolutely demolished you if they had actually thought through the implications of the challenge

  • @shoulderescape

    @shoulderescape

    Ай бұрын

    They didn't know that there was a challenge

  • @thedoczekpl

    @thedoczekpl

    Ай бұрын

    @@shoulderescape They clearly noticed it. See 2:58

  • @TheRationalPi

    @TheRationalPi

    Ай бұрын

    They noticed that simp was mirroring them, but they didn't understand what happens when he couldn't mirror.

  • @studgerbil9081

    @studgerbil9081

    Ай бұрын

    you have a lot of faith in a 100-rated player.

  • @sophiewang1025

    @sophiewang1025

    Ай бұрын

    No because the opponent is 100 lol. When I was 100 I couldn't even remember that pawns capture diagonally.

  • @saevin7th
    @saevin7thАй бұрын

    5:10 i'd argue you could do Rc1 there even if they didn't come from the same square to mirror the move, but I guess it depends whether you consider the entire move or just the end square

  • @jaideepshekhar4621

    @jaideepshekhar4621

    Ай бұрын

    Simp is a coward.

  • @Iron_uksus

    @Iron_uksus

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jaideepshekhar4621YES

  • @mrbunny6203

    @mrbunny6203

    Ай бұрын

    5:25 Nd7 same thing

  • @LOSNA17LL

    @LOSNA17LL

    Ай бұрын

    I came to argue the same... Simp is definitely a coward

  • @rezabela24434

    @rezabela24434

    Ай бұрын

    that is why he talks something to hide that at 4:55 because he know xD

  • @user-cz5zb3ws3y
    @user-cz5zb3ws3yАй бұрын

    5:33 It's actually quite impressive that you remembered to mimic that king's move😂

  • @LeviATallaksen
    @LeviATallaksenАй бұрын

    I immediately thought of two situations that should be clarified before the game started, and they both actually turned up: - Does it matter if something is captured? (which would mean Bxd5 isn't forcing Bd4) - Does it matter where it moves FROM? (which would mean Rb8-c8 isn't forcing Rf1-c1) Apparently, Simp thinks the answers are "no" and "yes", but it was never really addressed.

  • @rohan1864

    @rohan1864

    Ай бұрын

    His interpretation is the more intuitive one to me, just move the same type of piece from a symmetrical starting square to a symmetrical target square. Instead of identifying moves with their notation.

  • @remus-alexandrusimion3439

    @remus-alexandrusimion3439

    Ай бұрын

    i think you need to re-read the challenge captures (if possible to mirror) are forced. "where it moves from" only matters if moved from mirrorable position. Nothing ambiguous about that.

  • @rohan1864

    @rohan1864

    Ай бұрын

    @@remus-alexandrusimion3439 the guy didn't mean whether a capture is forced if possible to mirror. he meant whether a move that is a capture forces a symmetrical move when that symmetrical move is possible but is not a capture. he even gave an example.

  • @locoludwin3228

    @locoludwin3228

    Ай бұрын

    The challenge still stated when possible. If it's not possible due to any circumstances, it becomes a free move, is not that hard y'all

  • @ecMathGeek

    @ecMathGeek

    Ай бұрын

    I don't think some people are properly reading the OP's question. There are multiple ways one might interpret the word "mirror" in the challenge description. Those insisting there is only one way to interpret it are immediately proven wrong by the fact that, in this thread of replies alone, there have been multiple interpretations. The OP was right to wonder how Simp would interpret the rule. I had the same questions he did.

  • @user-im7iv5hw2f
    @user-im7iv5hw2fАй бұрын

    3:56 simp does not subscribe to his own channel, absolutely wild

  • @NeverSnows
    @NeverSnowsАй бұрын

    He tested what you where doing and somehow managed to fumble it. impressive.

  • @ms-star
    @ms-starАй бұрын

    5:29 "I forgot about the king." king: 😢

  • @MrCheeze

    @MrCheeze

    Ай бұрын

    I would 100% have forgotten to mirror in that position

  • @whosilence

    @whosilence

    Ай бұрын

    I would have ended my own video. I too forgot about the king

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitterАй бұрын

    Wonderful game. I laughed so hard when he was making moves just to check that you really were copying his every move. “What is going on?”

  • @Santisima_Trinidad
    @Santisima_TrinidadАй бұрын

    It looked kinda like the opponent was trying to bait you into moving your king into check from a pawn, which was cute, but wouldn't work.

  • @noah1406
    @noah1406Ай бұрын

    I think this guy definitely figured out the challenge lol

  • @wombat4191

    @wombat4191

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah they were testing it with the queen when they probably started suspecting something. At least partly figured out.

  • @jaideepshekhar4621

    @jaideepshekhar4621

    Ай бұрын

    He figured out the copy part. He didn't figure out it's condition.

  • @MrTohawk

    @MrTohawk

    Ай бұрын

    but it's still a 100 rated player so even with that advantage it didn't matter

  • @Draedaja
    @DraedajaАй бұрын

    ah, yes. The call-coo-la-tour.

  • @jasonlongfur4695

    @jasonlongfur4695

    28 күн бұрын

    Was looking for this comment😂

  • @xaviersavard6343
    @xaviersavard6343Ай бұрын

    Chess, but its even. Pieces must always be equally shared between the king and queenside at the end of your turn

  • @Someone-tn8ur

    @Someone-tn8ur

    Ай бұрын

    Sounds similar to one of the drawback chess challenges and it would be almost impossible to accomplish, especially when you consider the effects of capturing.

  • @xaviersavard6343

    @xaviersavard6343

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Someone-tn8uri think early game would be possible since i do not include pawns, and trades from the opponent across sides would be eatable. Hard, but maybe doable for a player like simp

  • @annihilator6424

    @annihilator6424

    Ай бұрын

    It would be completable if it wasn't at the end of every turn

  • @WingedEspeon

    @WingedEspeon

    24 күн бұрын

    You lose as soon as you lose a single piece, because you can't even split an odd number.

  • @shk439
    @shk439Ай бұрын

    Mathematica is a software which is basically an advanced calculator, so it's fine

  • @electricfall

    @electricfall

    Ай бұрын

    Mathematica (математика) is what we call Maths in Russian

  • @FirstLast-oe2jm
    @FirstLast-oe2jmАй бұрын

    Gotta wait for coffee to steep, and 5-10 minutes is a pretty good time for that. Checkmate.

  • @johannes.kielmann
    @johannes.kielmannАй бұрын

    5:06 Depending on the definition of copying (mirror the move or mirror the result of the move) you could argue that he could have put his own rook to the mirror position.

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalneАй бұрын

    what a great challenge. limiting, but still with room for creativity.

  • @RupertAndCheese
    @RupertAndCheeseАй бұрын

    That dude ABSOLUTELY figured it out.

  • @seronimo__7735

    @seronimo__7735

    Ай бұрын

    And still lost

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2Ай бұрын

    A very fun challenge because for once it's up to your opponent not to make the one critical mistake that destroys their game

  • @theabarguy
    @theabarguyАй бұрын

    "What's next?" * backwards bishop move to take a protected pawn * "That's next!" Was when I lost it.

  • @Mixa_Lv
    @Mixa_LvАй бұрын

    This was way funnier than I thought

  • @ecMathGeek
    @ecMathGeekАй бұрын

    Rare example of an actually good challenge. It didn't force impossible play, or result in an automatic loss for some technical rule violation.

  • @cole7463
    @cole7463Ай бұрын

    It can be longer than my previous relationship. That is, it cannot be longer than

  • @11clocky
    @11clockyАй бұрын

    Every video seems to be filled with comments from people misunderstanding the challenge.

  • @Penguin4096-si9fz

    @Penguin4096-si9fz

    Ай бұрын

    or simp messing up his rule, but he didn't this video

  • @SharurFoF
    @SharurFoFАй бұрын

    That opponent was clearly doing science

  • @Nicofisi
    @NicofisiАй бұрын

    "We get a one hundred rated American. My ancestors would have woken up from their graves just to throw their slippers at me if I had one of those in my room" nice one XD

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownKАй бұрын

    6:58 fun fact, you made me spit out my coffee 🤣

  • @Olothur
    @OlothurАй бұрын

    'What is happening?' - exactly your opponent's thoughts!

  • @Tathanic
    @TathanicАй бұрын

    they where working it out i think but by the time they did it was too late

  • @antonliakhovitch8306

    @antonliakhovitch8306

    Ай бұрын

    No, they definitely worked it out and THEN blundered their queen

  • @za5528
    @za5528Ай бұрын

    Waterfall going up is tripping me out

  • @get_dqstrqyed1786
    @get_dqstrqyed1786Ай бұрын

    You can tell the point where the opponent figures it out but cannot figure out how to capitalize on it

  • @Yuri-zs8kd
    @Yuri-zs8kdАй бұрын

    This was definitely an interesting game

  • @Luch411
    @Luch411Ай бұрын

    SPOILER BARRIER

  • @haniyasu8236
    @haniyasu8236Ай бұрын

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while

  • @user-cz5zb3ws3y
    @user-cz5zb3ws3yАй бұрын

    I never thought this challenge can be such entertaining😂

  • @kenthemaster
    @kenthemasterАй бұрын

    that waterfall flowing upwards is really trippy

  • @LolKiller_UA
    @LolKiller_UAАй бұрын

    03:00 laughed so hard at those next moves

  • @basocheir
    @basocheirАй бұрын

    this is a fun challenge

  • @DitzyNizzy2009
    @DitzyNizzy2009Ай бұрын

    Comment: Simp doing square root calculations is my favorite [sic] way to start my morning. Simp: Next time, try a coffee. And never has a truer word been spoken.

  • @rsnnramlall9642
    @rsnnramlall9642Ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure partway through the challenge your opponent realized you were copying him and with the Queen move he decided to test it truly, but he didn't realize the second half of the challenge meaning if u can't copy it's a free move. He could have easily given u a repititional draw with his king though, but he's not a coward, unlike the dude who was playing the white pieces

  • @flutiyama
    @flutiyamaАй бұрын

    I have watched Aman Hambleton's entire copycat speedrun, and NONE of his games had gotten even CLOSE to the level of chaos I have just witnessed. Good job!!!

  • @SmallFOV
    @SmallFOVАй бұрын

    This one had me laughing the whole time lol

  • @eribroc424
    @eribroc424Ай бұрын

    Wait, if your cat copies my cat, we have to cute cats so of course I subscribe

  • @DukeBG
    @DukeBGАй бұрын

    There was no condition in which this video could end early.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuyАй бұрын

    "You must copy your opponent's move whenever possible" plays white

  • @Sior-person
    @Sior-personАй бұрын

    Calculahdor

  • @cavemanooga
    @cavemanoogaАй бұрын

    The one square pawn pushes just to get to the 5th rank are mind boggling. Come to think of it, did Simps opponent ever push 2 squares?

  • @Theresia66
    @Theresia6627 күн бұрын

    This was such a beautifull dance of pieces

  • @dee5559
    @dee5559Ай бұрын

    Absolutely loved that

  • @Obi-WanKannabis
    @Obi-WanKannabisАй бұрын

    5:09 Rook c1? Depends on the definition of mirroring I suppose.

  • @heiko207
    @heiko207Ай бұрын

    this comment section does not know what a MIRROR is...

  • @Draedaja

    @Draedaja

    28 күн бұрын

    I read this, thought "surely not THAT many comments don't know what a mirror is"... then I scrolled down T_T

  • @Zathor404
    @Zathor404Ай бұрын

    fake asian, drinking coffee when tea exist is a crime

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_RАй бұрын

    It’s a good thing you didn’t get Black, otherwise this game might’ve taken even longer!

  • @noodler7764
    @noodler7764Ай бұрын

    That was a classic

  • @ishan28mkip
    @ishan28mkipАй бұрын

    chess but you blunder equal or greater piece when opponent blunders

  • @mediocregamer6053
    @mediocregamer6053Ай бұрын

    I wish you had gone for a game where your opponent started

  • @thomasfinch6292
    @thomasfinch6292Ай бұрын

    How quickly the wheels fell off. Fun challenge tho

  • @cynicanal111
    @cynicanal111Ай бұрын

    But starting my morning with a coffee *and* with Simp calculating square roots is better than starting my morning with just a coffee!

  • @jeromesantini2810
    @jeromesantini2810Ай бұрын

    great one

  • @TheTrooper1878
    @TheTrooper1878Ай бұрын

    5:25 should have played Nd2 instead of taking the knight

  • @user-th1hu6hg9s
    @user-th1hu6hg9sАй бұрын

    At 1:16 with this treasure nah I'd win.

  • @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683
    @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683Ай бұрын

    this would actually be an amazing variant

  • @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683

    @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683

    Ай бұрын

    might need to allow double moves or something

  • @thesouthernist8174
    @thesouthernist8174Ай бұрын

    That was no normal 100. For one, it featured an unprompted castle, but the other thing was they clearly worked out what you were doing… but didn’t have the intelligence to work out how to take advantage 😂 That said - given the lack of any declaration to the contrary during a long video, my suspicions say - definitely a paid actor here and I claim my $5!

  • @BlackPegasusBP
    @BlackPegasusBPАй бұрын

    Wait, your ancenstors would have woken up from their graves to beat you for having a calculator... or an American?

  • @gamey83
    @gamey83Ай бұрын

    I love that you could actually see the moment the opponent realized what Chess Simp was doing. The little cogs in his head sputtered to life with a plan...then immediately blundered the whole thing, lol.

  • @Toadzx
    @ToadzxАй бұрын

    That was a fun one.

  • @ZeFabiu
    @ZeFabiuАй бұрын

    Ok, you didnt have to say that in the title when i'm still recovering from our break up. That's just plain rude

  • @brainha5747
    @brainha5747Ай бұрын

    5:07 mission failed, you could've copied that move

  • @10-to-the-games
    @10-to-the-gamesАй бұрын

    Simp doing square root calculations is my favourite way to start my afternoon (I live in the UK)

  • @yuriys5642
    @yuriys5642Ай бұрын

    5:05 I am not sure if that Rook move would count as "can copy" or "cant copy"

  • @ErvyStyle
    @ErvyStyleАй бұрын

    When you order Kakashi Hatake on Wish =

  • @tylerrunyan1428
    @tylerrunyan1428Ай бұрын

    most balanced chal yet

  • @Devansh-cu5yp
    @Devansh-cu5ypАй бұрын

    "Subscribe or my cat copies your cat" - Chess Simp 2024

  • @moonwatcher164
    @moonwatcher16413 күн бұрын

    now do it as the other side

  • @KjeldSchmidt
    @KjeldSchmidt26 күн бұрын

    People always say in these comments "they figured you out!" on absolutely nonsensical shit that no one would ever guess. But this time... the opponent figured you out.

  • @cleversand404
    @cleversand404Ай бұрын

    That person's profile picture being a calculator is not signifying that they use a calculator, it's saying that they are a calculator!

  • @raidman_mucha
    @raidman_muchaАй бұрын

    You are wrong. This can't be longer than my last relationship, because like a normal chess player, I didn't have any relationship before

  • @alexandersemenov9588

    @alexandersemenov9588

    Ай бұрын

    it's longer than 0

  • @raidman_mucha

    @raidman_mucha

    Ай бұрын

    @@alexandersemenov9588 In my opinion you can't measure something which doesn't exist. And of course you can't compare a thing with something nonexistent.

  • @AutumnReel4444
    @AutumnReel4444Ай бұрын

    What on earth, this cannot be a human being

  • @Donald_the_Potholer
    @Donald_the_PotholerАй бұрын

    ChatGPT would have copied at 4:36.

  • @IslanKleinknecht
    @IslanKleinknechtАй бұрын

    I think d5 was a mistake.

  • @Littledonkey-hk9pj
    @Littledonkey-hk9pj25 күн бұрын

    5:22 the knight could be mirrored

  • @user-nj9ru4ef2w
    @user-nj9ru4ef2w18 күн бұрын

    you didn't copy the pawn move at the end though

  • @user-tp4jc9rl4o
    @user-tp4jc9rl4oАй бұрын

    3:55 Bold of you to assume that your subscribers had a girlfriend

  • @mynameissongohanandamnotah17
    @mynameissongohanandamnotah17Ай бұрын

    why tf this match seem like 2000

  • @Kaiasky
    @KaiaskyАй бұрын

    You can tell simp isn't actually Asian because he insists on saying "square root of 21" rather than just working in a squared-distance metric

  • @Kaiasky

    @Kaiasky

    Ай бұрын

    (this is bait. if simp is normal pedantic he'll take issue with sqrt(21) being an impossible distance on a chessboard. if he's a math major he'll take issue with me calling squared distance a metric, since it doesn't obey the triangle inequality)

  • @creeperboom9813
    @creeperboom9813Ай бұрын

    So, longer than nothing?

  • @user-ze8uh5ni8f
    @user-ze8uh5ni8f19 күн бұрын

    5:10 It was possible to move your rook to the same square on your side, shouldn’t the challenge force that?

  • @MazenHamdy76
    @MazenHamdy76Ай бұрын

    What's your elo

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941Ай бұрын

    Mirroring works when you play as White, and are therefore never perfectly mirrored, got it. _proceeds to lose 200 elo_

  • @cpsof
    @cpsofАй бұрын

    When 100 rated chess is copied, does that make it 200 rated chess?

  • @googleuser7193
    @googleuser719328 күн бұрын

    WTF is happening in this video?! I must have had a seizure or something...

  • @goblinslayer310
    @goblinslayer310Ай бұрын

    a coffee?? are you an addict simp? I never drink coffee except when I most need it to enhance its effectiveness, you should learn from me

  • @xCorvus7x
    @xCorvus7xАй бұрын

    You could have copied Rc8 with Rc1, although it probably wouldn't have changed anything.

  • @theblackantonio
    @theblackantonioАй бұрын

    Nc6 wasn't a free move, you were supposed to copy with Nc3, taking your own woman ChatGPT style 😂

  • @braniik1108
    @braniik1108Ай бұрын

    Jokes on simp I have never been in a relationship

  • @minininer8976
    @minininer8976Ай бұрын

    But why didn’t you copy their last move instead of checkmate..? 😢🤷‍♂️