This comment section: 75% quiet kid jokes 20% American jokes 5% people actually showing appretiation

@Labyrinth_000

3 жыл бұрын

0.5% this comment

@jaylovestesla1099

3 жыл бұрын

Appreciation

@sirghostington6305

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaylovestesla1099 guess I forgot a "p" XD

@johanvandersandt8904

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew this would be this relaxing... Good job man!

@chanheng855

3 жыл бұрын

Haha americans

When your inside enemy base but you forgot to bring full mags so you have to reload quietly

@radusirbu3987

3 жыл бұрын

Switching to secondary is faster 😁

@spoon_6060

3 жыл бұрын

@@radusirbu3987 secondary usually doesn’t has good damage tbh

@chillycoldchomper9389

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate when that happens

@lifeispain404

3 жыл бұрын

tarkov moment

@shupp6267

3 жыл бұрын

@@spoon_6060 I usually main secondaries, damage is actually pretty good if you have a good trigger finger on the standard semi pistols. Yes I just overanalyzed a joke comment, feel free to insult me.

4:40 what it feels like replacing the batteries of a remote

@woofwagon9990

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@jacobr.5762

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else hear the running?

@xtremegamer3d480

3 жыл бұрын

Same with Xbox controllers. But it is very smart if the battery of a play station would be trash you need to throw the whole controller away (where i live they cost 60€) while with my Xbox I just change my battery pack while the controller works just fine. Edit: this just came randomly to my brain at 3 am

@MasterxMeat

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that

I know people watching this have their volume all the way up, Imagine doing asmr for a couple minutes till everyone watching this is asleep then all of a sudden he mag dumps a mag at full volume to scare the living shit out of you.

@british35

3 жыл бұрын

Did someone say something?

@txrminxted785

3 жыл бұрын

I was kinda hoping that happened.

@then00brathalos

2 жыл бұрын

i would have flashbacks of a war I never participated

@RandomInternetStranger

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that would be grea- *gunshots*

@noahdavis237

2 жыл бұрын

BOOM

Getting ready for school

@_knifewhore_

4 жыл бұрын

The quiet kids back to school shopping

@woofwagon9990

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@Labyrinth_000

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Get the Med kit

@Faux_Fox_

3 жыл бұрын

Dammit, take my like and go fuck yourself

@lilshyisnotthefather

3 жыл бұрын

@Sundawn moter Bikes it suppose to be a school shooting reference

How the quiet kid makes sure he has everything ready before the first day of school

@trystantatar8492

4 жыл бұрын

I like this joke

@cyril8562

3 жыл бұрын

just in case

@milkganghq321

3 жыл бұрын

yup sounds like me

@willstewart4731

3 жыл бұрын

Lol love it

@scarface8168

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck up dude

I'm in heaven.

@marsontran1692

4 жыл бұрын

indeed

@dankengine5304

4 жыл бұрын

And America

@illiaghoxt7054

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, you are in the earth :3

@ok-yx3go

4 жыл бұрын

@@illiaghoxt7054 it's a joke vro

@thegrayson2524

4 жыл бұрын

Your in hell

What girls watch : Turtle eats watermelon ASMR What boys watch :

@mikewazoskiii285

4 жыл бұрын

Giselle Lima Cardoso Ok it’s a joke Sherlock

@shooter3903

4 жыл бұрын

@@dearwize That s why no one like s u

@robloxaviation8113

4 жыл бұрын

Cyhof r/thatsnothowwoooshworksdumbass

@_reb0og

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a boy and I watch both too

@perturbedpedestrian8035

3 жыл бұрын

S Samuel girls too

I looked up ASMR and faced the choice of either this or "GF teaches you how to kiss" I obviously picked the right one, comrades

@calebbishop6103

3 жыл бұрын

You get one yet?

@bingusbongus7417

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebbishop6103 nope. harder than it looks, and theres to many choices and i cant decide

@gchiltz5583

3 жыл бұрын

How about now?

@bingusbongus7417

3 жыл бұрын

​@@gchiltz5583 Not yet

@gchiltz5583

3 жыл бұрын

@@bingusbongus7417 what are you looking for? Something for home defense or for concealed carry?

what the quiet kid listens too before bed

@diamonddog2005

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe i am the quiet kid

@shoddyshaggy9859

4 жыл бұрын

@@diamonddog2005 By that logic most of us are already the quiet kid tbh. A coalition of quiet kids might be beneficial-

@zandig5936

4 жыл бұрын

These reply’s are freaking me the fuck out

@shoddyshaggy9859

4 жыл бұрын

@@zandig5936 As they're meant to

@blockboi8116

4 жыл бұрын

Hi there jackeryz fan

This is how slow it feels in dayz

@esplooze

4 жыл бұрын

Escape from tarkov is 100x time nicer

@gabe570

4 жыл бұрын

facts

@gabe570

4 жыл бұрын

@@esplooze well I wish tarkov had an animation for it tho

@ARKSYSTEM76

3 жыл бұрын

Its not that slow

@ottoblack540

3 жыл бұрын

Bro why was I thinking the same thing 😂

When you hear something squeaking outside your room at night

me in the purge remembering I had the address of the Mcdonald's worker who only gave me 9 mcnuggets

@Noelleiscute

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck em up boys

@toyotacorollaaltis8613

7 күн бұрын

Go get that fool

I like how people are making school shooting jokes even though school is all online now.

@zombiehuntermz6095

4 жыл бұрын

I know right are they gonna shoot up there home?😂

@yanguru_

3 жыл бұрын

not saying your wrong but here where i live ( in the US) my school is plannin on goin back to public as soon as september so wish me luck 😅🤙

@flamegator3251

3 жыл бұрын

@@yanguru_ barely any kids and young people have died from the virus in the us, don't be dumb, but don't live in fear just cause someone tells you to

@notagamer7245

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamegator3251 The problem with young people being exposed to the virus isn't just that they could get sick from it, but that they can carry the disease without even showing any symptoms. This in turn leads to these young people unknowingly exposing anyone they live with or hang out with to the disease. And in the case of students, that would be their parents, grandparents, and any other family members, most of which are at the age where it is life threatening. I get your point, but there's a reason school is online now in most places, because many of the official reports about the danger of COVID is true.

@flamegator3251

3 жыл бұрын

@@notagamer7245 around 60% of people who have died with covid, were going to die the same year from other causes. While I think it's better to do online school, I don't think a family can blame anyone if they decide to visit their grandparents before getting tested. I've had the test done and it's really not that bad. Just feels like you get a little pool water up your nose lol

"Aaahhhh what a lovely sound" - The Quiet kid

Imagine taking 11 mins to put all the ammo in your magazine while the enemy is infiltrating our base

@chillycoldchomper9389

3 жыл бұрын

You cant rush art

@freeze1625

3 жыл бұрын

"You guys need to relax a little bit, wanna listen to my magazine asmr?"

@popsicIe.

2 жыл бұрын

Ded

Me loading my mags in factory

@patrickwalker3017

3 жыл бұрын

I find it scary packing mags in factory, I feel like someone gonna pop round a corner and shoot me

@suspicioustomato253

3 жыл бұрын

Go to gulag not enough work

@suspicioustomato253

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh Momento ah yes thank you kind sir

I just love bullets: their sound, their look, their touch, they are just so pretty for something that's intended to kill.

@UnknownUser-fe5zu

10 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the smell….cold brass is good hot brass is amazing 🤤🤤

Should be titled “preparing for school asmr”

@joshlee4423

3 жыл бұрын

"How to deal with bullies: Tutorial"

Mom: What you watching Me: American Culture

@calebbishop6103

3 жыл бұрын

Wow haha American joke! Super funny!

@nomii_gone

3 жыл бұрын

Haha he said the funny thing lol

European ASMR: Tapping on phone, whispers, mic brushing American ASMR: Loading magazines

@ddgaxelnilsson7855

3 жыл бұрын

“Merica! Fuck yeah!”

@maximizerboy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not an American, but I am a quiet kid. This is nice to watch :)

Can you do one of empty casings hitting the concrete floor?

@artyom9137

4 жыл бұрын

Get ur own rounds and do it kid

@RottenMartyr

4 жыл бұрын

Artyom Its obvious they can't, no need to get angry over a 5 month old comment lmao.

@cairpadilla7400

4 жыл бұрын

@@RottenMartyr LMFAO

@pronocktoris238

4 жыл бұрын

@@RottenMartyr actually its 6 months old

@ok-yx3go

4 жыл бұрын

@@pronocktoris238 and his comment is 1 month old

Thank you…there is nothing more satisfying than seeing guns ammo and other munitions neatly stocked and ready to be used

When the quiet kid hears some one call him a school threat

Pov: your children are making noise in the backyard while you try to fill the magazines

imagine sleeping on the battlefield because of bullets ASMR

" Visiting my family in Detroit "

@TTvYaJustBad

3 жыл бұрын

Just visiting Detroit in general

@GabrielAlves-fw7bj

3 жыл бұрын

@@TTvYaJustBad I mean this is underpowered for detroit , for detroit 10 60rd mags and level 4 body armor are the minimun

the slowest reload ever recorded

@NOWSYOURCHANCETOBEABIGSHOT1

3 жыл бұрын

He is reloading lmg

This is what I sleep to every night

1:49 just a timestamp for me

waiting for him to actually start loading the magazine had me edging the whole time

@isnotmaybe9165

Жыл бұрын

Ew dude

I like these sounds not for the gun aspects but for the metal clanking bits.

Dude watching someone load a mag is so satisfying idky

this gives peace in my head, thanks

*not a joke* as a quiet kid I appreciate this, 10/10

@chillycoldchomper9389

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh

just the way the third round like snapped? clipped? into place was so oddly satisfying to watch

this is the single most 'murican asmr ever

How it feels to load up your nerf guns

@silverfruit14

3 жыл бұрын

Except this makes your thumbs hurt if you have a lot of mags or an extra capacity one

@Husk2280

3 жыл бұрын

SilverFruit14 ik ive loaded up an ar15, glock 23 40 cal, and 22 long rifle specialized editon

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

How it feels to load an ar magazine with 223

This hits hard.

This is somehow calming

Love it, gotta always stay prepared for school! 👍

@arc3523

3 жыл бұрын

Wakey wakey it's time for school

@jacka-jq6gg

3 жыл бұрын

@@arc3523 cmon man it’s time for scooo

POV: Games reload times when an enemy is right in front of you.

This shit got me on the ground 😂

Just became your 400th subscriber

Now this kind of asmr I can get into

Honest to god bullets clanging together sounds awesome

I saw a speed loader vid and wondered if ammo asmr exists and it indeed does

average Philadelphian finding a random pedestrian trespassing on his private alleyway (it’s his illegal slave):

Came here after that looter dude said they coming to the suburbs. So satisfied

The only asmr I will watch

Wolf gold is my go to plinking ammo. I love the stuff. It’s the best cheap brass cased ammo. If I can’t find it at a good price I don’t buy it though. I mean, when ammo was around like normal. I haven’t bought ammo since it went up.

*_gotta get myself one of those._*

I need a 10H version-

Me: In a shooting game and irl acting badass.

They should really add something like this for shooting games like battlefield and/or call of duty etc...like only for training modes or shooting ranges which battlefield 4&5 have, future games would be pretty awesome if they added this before shooting, like going to a bench and loading each round into a magazine only to shoot it during target practice 💯

Me in tarkov after seeing a chad and hearing him walk closer and closer after i dumped two mags into a scav with body armor

Great video! This inspires me for new content! Keep up the good work!!!

@NOWSYOURCHANCETOBEABIGSHOT1

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

When the cheater in your air soft game starts to ruin the game

Yo! Nice pencil case where did you get that!?

Nice vid i have my volume all the way up

Thanks. My school wont stand a chance.

finally a good asmr video

I love this video.

This is satisfying and ur acting sus reloading quietly sounds like getting ready for school

@Devo57

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN THE GUN ASMR IS SUS😳😳😳

so wonderful

Welcome to America were even the asmr is gun friendly!

I love freedom seed containers

it's beautiful

When u wanna listen to same but remain masculine

@BlueRockEye

4 жыл бұрын

*who said asmr isnt masculine*

11 minutes of gun food....I LOVE IT

Me watching this because there is no ammo because of the shortage

This is better than eating candy asmr

Shouldn’t be listening to this in school, but I’ll do it anyway

Bro..... loading magazines ASMR...... Damn bro

I'm Japanese. I like this video.

@floater7082

3 жыл бұрын

We care.

@bone6435

3 жыл бұрын

means your half american also

Target commercials be like GET HALF OFF DEAL ON GOLDEN BULLTS FOR 10:99 GET 2 AND GET ONE FREE BACK TO SCHOOL

Love that people get kicks from this stuff. I'm here just collecting very specific SFX for my project. Don't mind me.

so satisfying...

“American ASMR”

Amazing 😍

nice thx for the content

I literally have to watch an asmr video just to see mag loading

Americans getting ready to play Duck Hunt:

oh look, thats me

pro u raised my pressure

my favorite

now this is the american dream

My favorite sound

In other countries asmr: 😀 😴😴 In usa asmr: 🔫🤠😡🧐

Good shi dawg

girls asmr: eating sounds boys asmr:

reloading .50 bmg belt please?

@centrafrique9252

4 жыл бұрын

@Kariza XYZ Just get sponsored by raid shadow legends and then we can have that video xD

@floater7082

4 жыл бұрын

@@centrafrique9252 I doubt a sponser could cover that. one 50 BMG is like 100 bucks, and if we're talking about heavy machine guns like the m2 browning then you'll need at least a 100 of them.

@ASMRBlackScreenZZZ

3 жыл бұрын

Floater88 r/woooosh

@floater7082

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRBlackScreenZZZ ok

@floater7082

3 жыл бұрын

@spilledfries Yeah, still hella expensive though.

I'm guessing those are 30 round magazines. Hence why there's 3 boxes of 223 Remington ammunition of 20 rounds each, I think.

When I watch this I think about the sparten at the start of reach puting bullets in a mag

Aight time to prepare for school

The quiet kid before school starts:

youtube knows what i need. not what i want

is there a job where I can just do this all day

Our type of guy! A gun owner and an ASMRist... very good ASMR however. Two thumbs up

Belo ASMR pra se ouvir na escola