LITERAL Hitman Absolution Trailer
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Lyrics:
Rundown motel is not classy.
Guess he didn't make enough blood money.
That, or he spent it on a big nun party.
He's hurt bad. Shoulda played on easy.
Nun bling jingling, getting pretty breezy.
You probably shouldn't wear a white shirt.
Even nuns go to shoe sales.
And get prison tats.
Tie your blood red tie
to match your blood red blood. Yay, fashion.
Distorted guitar makes the nuns pull out some guns.
And a rocketlauncher.
47 wants to fit in with them. (hot)
But sexy bad guy music makes nuns take their clothes off.
And get tattoos.
He got some blood on his favorite coin.
Hydrogen peroxide will take it off.
Just like this music did for all of
the hitman's girlfriends,
who just found out about eachother.
Hot hot hot, even hotter.
Slow mo pistol smacking water.
Hopefully he doesn't kill the hot hitwom-
NO DONT KILL THEM!
Slow mo 3d pistol spinning
Don't kill the hot hit women
Slow 3d pistol spinning.
Please don't kill the hot women
He doesn't date coworkers.
So he shoots them in the chest.
That one's the hottest.
Denied! Knee him in the eye.
Not a bad view if you gotta die.
But he's not distracted,
he just smacked it.
Hit her in the back of the head
and make the hot chick leader uglier.
Now her friend's the hottest one.
She can't be her friend now.
Now she can as long as she's not
used as a human shield OH no.
Slow mo. Too slow.
Rest in peace, hot hit women.
That's right. Think about what you've done.
Hitman Absolution.
Look out, hot hit women.
He's got some ammunition.
And soon you will be wishing
I was there to protect you.
Just call me.
Call me hot hit women.
Let's hang out sometime.
Let's get some coffee sometime.
When's good for you?
How bout November 20th?
LITERAL Hitman Absolution Trailer
© 2012 Tobuscus
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When youtube was at its golden age
@febrianysiahaan1918
8 жыл бұрын
Amen
@johnsuraci9558
8 жыл бұрын
Amen
@RinIsArty
8 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@Awesomecutss
8 жыл бұрын
indeed
@battlebox5297
8 жыл бұрын
agree
After 30+ rewatches and nearly 9 years later, this still never fails to make me laugh
@Slobbybobster404
3 жыл бұрын
I like to come back certain videos for nostalgia, epic rap battles of history, literal trailers old Pewdiepie video like the impossible quiz and others really makes me happy
@yesyes2543
2 жыл бұрын
only 30 rewatches
@julianreyes1063
2 жыл бұрын
@@yesyes2543 I watched these when I was 10 and now i’m 20 and they’re just as enjoyable no kizzy
@gabrielajej
2 жыл бұрын
Same here my man, cracked a laugh the same way as the first time watching
@davidmorningway6025
2 жыл бұрын
Same........
I like how the hot hit women had very little to do with most of the game
@Keres1995
8 жыл бұрын
+But you're mistaken Yep, it' really sad. Also, imagine if the mission was just like the trailer: they're all together searching for him as a group, maybe one or two of them sometimes stop to search in a room or behind a car. And 47 has to slowly reduce the number of the group, and when they freak out by seeing some of their comrades dead or not responding, they start splitting or murdering civilians. That was what I envisioned the Saints level, not grunts everywhere and the chicks are like remote leaders who get easily killed.
@forgetfulstranger
8 жыл бұрын
Keres1995 lol, and all of them were split up so it made things easier I guess
@Keres1995
8 жыл бұрын
But you're mistaken Exactly my point. It was no different than the second trip to Chinatown.
@od.k9
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao ikr. When I got the game I was waiting for them
@gamedetective9392
6 жыл бұрын
Yep
Toby actually sounds like he's in pain watching the hit women get killed, also sounds like he is going to cry when he says rest in peace hot hit women. He really does sound genuine XD
@willgriffith4711
8 жыл бұрын
He's not faking it..
@motherfreya2840
5 жыл бұрын
I felt the same. That's why it made me laugh so hard.
@DAGGR
3 жыл бұрын
He makes a good voice actor
@joethegreat1008
2 жыл бұрын
@@treal6ix9ine91 its called physical pain
@Onion21239
Жыл бұрын
After 30+ rewatches and nearly 9 years later, this still never fails to make me laugh
I wonder where that nun hid the rocket launcher... ._.
@nodruoJ
9 жыл бұрын
:) trust me. You knew the answer before you even noticed >:D
@Deathbrawling
9 жыл бұрын
chaosguygx I know... I know...*chills*
@stevejobs882
9 жыл бұрын
anythings a dildo if you are brave enough
@senpaikakuja5998
9 жыл бұрын
You Fuck!!...I was just eating!!
@Likesouh
9 жыл бұрын
Gamma VAGINA THAT'S WHERE
"Slow-Mo 3D pistols spinnin' don't kill the hot hit women! NO!!!!!!!!"
@ZombieGuy2401
8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Mumford that is literally the best line in this video
@jdroberts4029
8 жыл бұрын
+JanetLovely joe is not ganna remember it was a year sense he watched it
@cola2538
8 жыл бұрын
Jd Roberts I still do. ;3
@jdroberts4029
8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Mumford oh. nice memorizing
@motherfreya2840
5 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing.
in science whenever we hear the words hydrogen peroxide the lyrics start in my head
@patrickharrison6293
9 жыл бұрын
Start singing it. If you have a cool school, people will go along with you.
@user-jh5wt8lq9x
6 жыл бұрын
Are u still on school big boi...
10 years later, this is still a God damn masterpiece
@j.a.g.8689
Жыл бұрын
God damn right
The high pitched harmony on "let's get some coffee sometime" always gets me😂😂😂
Is it bad I know the whole lyrics to like 20 toby's literal trailers
@SideStrafed
8 жыл бұрын
no
@finnthehu200
7 жыл бұрын
no. I do too.
@soulstealer3856
7 жыл бұрын
finnthehu hi
@finnthehu200
7 жыл бұрын
Hello. Do I know you from the comments of another video, or have you met me on a game? XD
@soulstealer3856
7 жыл бұрын
finnthehu depends what vids do you watch and do you play ps4 and if u do what's your gamertag?
“He got some blood on his favourite coin” Jheez right in the feels
@theveryloosegoose
4 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit, not again!
@thecubedude6155
2 жыл бұрын
best part
@darthjekyll3648
Жыл бұрын
the high table anyone
"Just like this music did with the clothes of the hitmans girlfriends, who just found out about each other." was such a choice lyric. I love it.
My most favourite LITERAL Toby has made >.>
@jackbrown8659
9 жыл бұрын
Crafter Studios™✌ Same. Fav Literal trailer ever.
@simonsayz7750
8 жыл бұрын
Mines the hunger games
@MultiELITEKILL
8 жыл бұрын
yes this an assassin creed are 🔥🔥🔥
@deanbryant1010
8 жыл бұрын
is it blood-ayy fashion or Blood, yay fashion?
@kennedysquintz
8 жыл бұрын
+EvoLifeSword mines darksiders
I laughed when he said not a bad view if you gotta die, I almost died of laughter.
@ingamingpc1634
8 жыл бұрын
so true
@theoutlaw1457
6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Traynor its true tho if the last thing I saw was some pussy I'd die a happy man👌🏽
@user-lp7cf9wq5x
4 жыл бұрын
The Outlaw hope you’ve lost your virginity since this comment
"Please don't kill the hot hit women NOOOOO!!!"Me:lmao
he really needs a girlfriend
@AF-pw4we
10 жыл бұрын
***** i was talking about toby
@azsah0153
10 жыл бұрын
47 is asexual which means he's not into men or women.
@dayday7559
10 жыл бұрын
Gatis Vinerts Yes, he is in to llamas :3
@johnmauro4849
10 жыл бұрын
He just killed like 6...
@marcmurray1
10 жыл бұрын
Gatis Vinerts Is that canon? If so, do you have a source?
I remember watching this over and over again.
"Not a bad view if you gotta die" XD LMFAO!!!
Not enough Blood Money.. That pun
@ariaromano7297
9 жыл бұрын
Which part? His bloody coin or the game.
@briank13579
9 жыл бұрын
HolyBudder Blood money is money which you receive after you kill someone. Also applies to the pun of Hitman: Blood Money. (I didn't think I had to explain this pun, but here ya go)
@bharlie10
9 жыл бұрын
+Brian Kim that makes no sence at all.
@briank13579
9 жыл бұрын
bob What do you mean by that?
@mathewanie
9 жыл бұрын
+bob it makes sense if you play hitman there is an old game from hitman called hitman "BLOOD MONEY" GET THE PUN NOW
Who still knows this word for word
@neillasrado9971
4 жыл бұрын
Me
@eldrileka1652
3 жыл бұрын
Me
0:28 *shows black nun* "And prison."
@Unknownmonkey13
8 жыл бұрын
Isn't those tear tattoos some prison tattoo?
@KenLinx
8 жыл бұрын
Unknownmonkey13 No.
@malachiyeager1250
8 жыл бұрын
+░KenLinx░ Gang members typically get a tear drop tattoo for every murder they commit.
@KenLinx
8 жыл бұрын
Malachi Yeager The tattoo doesn't have a specific meaning. It can mean that someone's mourning for the death of a lost one, or that they think it looks cool.
@KenLinx
8 жыл бұрын
Daytona No, it doesn't. It doesn't have a specific meaning.
The cuts to actual speaking(screaming) when he starts killing the girls during the singing is pretty good. Well done songbuscus
whenever I see Agent 47 he makes me think of Lex Luther from Superman.
@DarkestofTimes
10 жыл бұрын
agreed
@punishedrev9533
10 жыл бұрын
That or Horus the Warmaster.
@Staccet
10 жыл бұрын
Agent 47 would totally choke the life out of Superman with kryptonite fiber wire.
@DarkestofTimes
10 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@crazy96662
10 жыл бұрын
you know i never thought about it but be for but now that you bring it up i totally agree xD
0:45 I love the beat in the background
Please don't kill the hot hit women NO DONT KILL THEM!!!!!
Toby sounded like he was about legit cry when the hit women were dying X'D
please don't kill the hot hit won- NO! Me: Dying in the corner so much
2:10 hahahahaha the ending is hilarious Toby vs agent 47
Okay seriously though. Some of the "hot hitwomen's"skintight leathers might aid in stealth and agility (a al Catwoman), but latex lingerie is just a detriment for an assassin. Not that I'm complaining, but damn. That's almost as impractical as 47's business suit assassin clothes for combat.
@thegoodfather1177
9 жыл бұрын
still, at least agent 47 fits in with the public
@Nexus42
9 жыл бұрын
TheGoodFather Yup. Broad daylight stealth is how he rolls.
@joeymaggotcorps
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's like a damn video game or something!
@KuilinLi
9 жыл бұрын
Fredrick Everson What about distraction? It might be psyops considering they're attacking a guy who would likely be distracted.
@SabertoothSeal
9 жыл бұрын
***** Do you really think 47 would be distracted by some skin?
how was he so good at making these
This one is right up their with the assassins creed brotherhood trailer
I remember these songs getting stuck in my head for days
Tobuscus always makes the trailers look better than the actual games. You're awesome, Toby!!
7 years later and this is still gold
I wanna go back, when everything was great.
Rewatching all my favorite tobuscus videos to mourn the part of my childhood that he was one of my idols.
@anthonyarias3973
8 жыл бұрын
I'm doing the exact same
@kory7464
8 жыл бұрын
+Rose Michele Me too!
@WestWest-uk8vb
8 жыл бұрын
it's just 4 years that have passed
0:39 Haha that voice! AND A ROCKETLAUNCHEERR!!
Those were the days...
this is better than the game itself.
your channel is the best channel ever, your videos make me smile after a long day
1:12 fuck i love that part, also great voice.
@ghostriley3105
9 жыл бұрын
+Scramblegg31 ITS "Slow - mo 3D pistol spinnin"
@erencandemir6994
9 жыл бұрын
***** I thought NOO DONT KİLL THEM too
@str8and821
9 жыл бұрын
It's because he's not using effects or layers
@laurhhhhn
8 жыл бұрын
SAME OMG
@TheGamingZombie101
8 жыл бұрын
Yup
He needs to play this game.
@AkariAugust101
10 жыл бұрын
Yea
@AkariAugust101
10 жыл бұрын
KJ August I can see him failing killing the king of China town in the game
@toad7395
9 жыл бұрын
What will happen SHOOT EVERYONEEEEE
"Oh no, slow-mo, too slow." *That is brilliant*
“Hot hot hot, even hotter. Slow mo pistols smacking water.” Toby-2012
Been so long since I’ve watched this, miss these days of KZread
with each of these videos my morning is slowly turning from horribly bad to a great morning :)
Remembered the "dramatic song" which made me remember the Literal trailers. 10 years ago....damn.
I have been listening to this for 10 years off and on. Its a masterpiece, thanks!
I remember when I first watched this I was super innocent and I thought the line “who just found out about eachother” was the girls learning about him not about eachother.
This is soooo awesome! :D
10 years man
This is awesome tobuscus!!
this trailer is what kept players in line. They knew someone would be right smack in the middle of them. killing them during their be entrance
2020 anyone?
I fall into the literal rabbit hole every year or so and watch every one of them. I loved these things man still remember all the words
toby is the best! love his literals (: and i love him ^_^ i wish you the best for your channel tobbby
I listen to these literals more than actual music. and i just finished Absolution. Its a really great game!!
47 ain’t no simp
I am on a Toby binge. My childhood is crying right now
I love watching tobuscus trailers. . . xD! makes my day complete.
Early 2010s... KZread's golden age
This game was awesome
I will be honest. I don't really watch all of Toby's vids. But I do love oldies like this and I do love some of the vids he puts out now. It reminds me of youtube used to be. Nostalgia is often best.
This never fails to make me happy
I showed this to one of my friends back when it came out, and I told him this was a game. He then tried to convince me this was a movie xD
1:36 best part.
11 years later this is still the funniest thing ive seen
Ah seeing this again in 2024.
Now I want a blood-red tie.
John wick before was a thing
It’s been 8 years and I still remember this
"Hot, hot, hot. Even hotter. Slow-mo pistols smackin' water" That line has no business being so smooth xD
this is giving me vietnam flashbacks
@trojanhorse21
7 жыл бұрын
man I am getting the Independence War flashbacks for some unknown reason
1:30 He's not wrong
I love this one so much. I miss these literal trailers.
Always have to go back to this
Nun n Guns
@TheSchokodragon
10 жыл бұрын
should be the name of a pub :D
@wamesdjatson7398
10 жыл бұрын
*Nuns and Guns* (couldn't help myself)
@TOGCMelon
9 жыл бұрын
Wames D'Jatson The OCD...
@BeziAssassyn
9 жыл бұрын
Wames D'Jatson
@wamesdjatson7398
9 жыл бұрын
BeziAssassyn MinecraftStyle Yes?
we need a hitwomen game
@aizenps3
9 жыл бұрын
-ACE GUY- A bald woman haha
@thaddeus2004
8 жыл бұрын
+-ACE GUY- Bad day?
This is still one of my most favorite videos ever!
This is awesome. I love this
I was there to protect you Just call me LOL XD
@tr54166
7 жыл бұрын
Are you a insurance company?
" Notta a bad view if you gotta die.." * died *
Agent 47, Lady Killer(Metaphorically and Literally).
@soundslegit801
8 жыл бұрын
+G Koh Heh heh, literally. On a literal video.
Your the best tobuscus.
Hello any still watch’s Tobuscus
0:10 game pun
This is amazing!
I want to go back to this time
1:20 When he puts it in the wrong hole.
@andrewmardar9442
8 жыл бұрын
I love that you exist lol
@revland8793
8 жыл бұрын
hunterkiller 556 :D Someone had to do it.
@andrewmardar9442
8 жыл бұрын
RevLand I just didn't even think of that, that's why it 10x better
@michelveilleux1275
5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this, but I didnt want to get rid of the 47. Tou sir, are a genius.
@JulioFromBoston
4 жыл бұрын
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT LEAVE IT AT 69
I swear the saints were the best enemies in the game!
I love this sooo much!!!
this is pure art
0:45 forgive me father I have sinned
I can sing along until the 1.25 speed, at 1.5 and 2, I fail the "He's not distracted he just smacked it"
Still the gold untill now❤
I love you dude your awsome!
cant wait for 47's lara croft dlc outfit to come out!!!
@XxKungFuTiger
10 жыл бұрын
Do you mean 47 dressing like Lara croft or Lara croft in a suit?
@AzureExia
10 жыл бұрын
both
@lambrou01
10 жыл бұрын
both doing as i said and dressed as he-man
1:58 look next to her,she’s a Templar O: (It’s a joke obviously)
I miss toby. I still come watch this video when I need a good laugh
Damn I miss these simpler times