"You look like you're buffering" fucking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@panystavrinos9398

Жыл бұрын

That was a fantastic comment to be fair 👏 👍 😀 👌

@z0nk-zw5hv

Жыл бұрын

Masterclass!

@gozitan5

Жыл бұрын

😂👍🏼

@paulwhittaker5195

Жыл бұрын

That along with we have landed in some sh!t hole and the baggage handlers are in attendance.

@awhisperinthewind4253

Жыл бұрын

that ended me right there

“Your not allowed to fly your drone over a public building “ Drone takes off😂😂😂

@nockianlifter661

Жыл бұрын

Funny as hell.

@bazsnell3178

Жыл бұрын

Superb reaction of shoving their piggy noses in it!!

@ruperttristanblythe7512

Жыл бұрын

What an idiot. How many other FACTS does he know

@mickmcloughlin5816

Жыл бұрын

Timing was spot on

@justmatt7931

Жыл бұрын

That was Genius 😂😂😂😂

I laughed out loud when you flew the drone right after the copper said he knew for a fact that it wasn't allowed. You couldn't script it better if you tried. 10/10 my dude. Thank you for your service.

“I know for as fact that you’re not allowed to fly a drone over a public building” “Ok” * TAKE OFF * 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@still8sol

Ай бұрын

Brilliant

@svenpoletka5236

Ай бұрын

Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between their lying and stupidity

The fact they didnt even have the guts between them to apologise for not knowing the law before walking away tells you everything. Disgusting conduct.

@jimmyccam

Жыл бұрын

Truly the "Walk of Shame!

@Imwer

Жыл бұрын

Think those young lads got a lot to learn, not only about laws etc. also thinking about manners and how to approach the public they are supposed to serve.

@lesliemccaghy9611

Жыл бұрын

Two village Idiots employed by the head village Idiot!

@ShellL

Жыл бұрын

Apologising would be the mark of a Real man or Woman.

@alanjones4188

Жыл бұрын

They only train for a poxy 12 weeks. They know fcuk all, they are pig ignorant and we pay them what we pay our NHS Nurses, Paramedics our School Teachers, Social Workers, and all the other public service employees that are required to have at least a degree in what they do. It's an absolute joke and these 2 arrogant thickos are an absolute disgrace.

the confidence in how they spew their ignorance is frightening

@Mark...

Жыл бұрын

Got to agree, they say it with such confidence that less confident people might believe them.

@billyjesus5442

Жыл бұрын

@@Mark... realistically outside these auditors they get away with it every time.

@senior4592

Жыл бұрын

It’s not confidence it’s arrogance

@Al-ok6uk

Жыл бұрын

Auditors are showing us the way. Know your rights (black belt barrister, is helpful on YT), we need to learn our rights and confidence in pushing back on goon behaviour and arrogance

@dandec3235

Жыл бұрын

Think that how a lot operate? Bullshitting is the name? :)

Focus Pocus. You are the grand master. You never come away with just a simple victory. You come away after annihilating the opposition every single time. That was one of the best sulky walks of shame I have ever seen. I look forward to your videos more than just about anyone else on KZread.

".....baggage handlers!" 😂 superb!!

The PC kid said "I know for a FACT that you can't fly closer than 50m" He obviously buys his facts from the wrong shop !

@cookiemonster2299

Жыл бұрын

Same place he gets his whoopee cushions 🤪👍

@bestofukaudits1274

Жыл бұрын

He got them in the sale

@AJ-Themes-for-Great-Cities

Жыл бұрын

Probably still gets bathed by his dad

@reccerat4446

Жыл бұрын

Them FACTS are made in CHINA.

@dakjones

Жыл бұрын

He’s right as far as CAA Regs saying that you can’t fly a drone within 50m of any person.

Focus Pocus is the only auditor,who as soon as he uploads something I will stop what I am doing or watching,and watch it immediately. As soon as these two stepped out they never stood a chance. Cannot get enough of Focus Pocus,articulate,knowledgeable,razor sharp wit and the clear outstanding number one.

@iainburns4493

Жыл бұрын

I’m sure I remember you saying the same thing to live free 🤣

@JB_inks

Жыл бұрын

Unlike the people he speaks to... They're usually number twos

@3660Simon

Жыл бұрын

ditto

@BoiledOctopus

Жыл бұрын

Same. Literally the ONLY one. Never any silly snide remarks and boisterous behaviour.

@bluenose7984

Жыл бұрын

Totally agree!

" I can't believe I am unable to exercise my perceived authority over an unworthy citizen. I shall return to my safe space back in the station".

Cop: I know for a fact that you are not allowed to fly over a public building. FP: OK. Drone takes off. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

"I'm not doing it because you need it, I'm doing it because I want it" Ouch. You wiped the smirk off that first cop's face nicely.

@kevinsancto1574

Жыл бұрын

They are supposed to stay impartial but ego feelings gets in the way. Best auditor by far baggage handlers approaching priceless love sarcasm.

@davecarter2508

Жыл бұрын

Cop : we don't need photos of our private cars being taken. Reply : WHAT? if someone was taking your private car I would expect you would love me to get some photos of that. DUMPTY DO!

What an incredible gift you have. Whether you realise it or not, these videos will be viewed by generations to come as a demonstration of our collective rights. And you’ll not suffer fools gladly. 👏

@ianmartin6023

Жыл бұрын

He has the quick wits of a comedian plus intelligence and bravery.

@panystavrinos9398

Жыл бұрын

I've never seen anything with better timing. "I know for a fact you can't fly a drone over a public building" then FP takes off right in view of the camera...you couldn't write it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rayelrick1224

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why you're using phrases like this! 😂 😂😂🤣 Probably don't even standard English to get in.

@sarah6557

Жыл бұрын

Ok 🙄🙄

@tonyjones7372

Жыл бұрын

totally agree, FP is on another level to other auditors. should be used for police training.

Its remarkable to see "total incompetence" being honed to such a fine art by these two officers.

The way FP exercises his rights in the face of tyranny is inspirational and we should all take heed of this. He is literally changing the face of policing for the better through his knowledge of the law. This guy is incredible.👍

'''I know for a FACT that you're not aloud to fly a drone over a public building'' FP launches drone. Pure class.

@chronographer

Жыл бұрын

The silence from them as you can hear "BBZZZZZzzzzz. z. z..." Brilliant!

@danielgardecki1046

Жыл бұрын

I know for a fact you've used the wrong "allowed."

@davidc4871

Жыл бұрын

@@danielgardecki1046 To Be Fair Some Drones Do Create A Lot Of Noise. Maybe The OP Wanted To Combine The Two 😀😀😀

@hyperlooprecords1609

Жыл бұрын

It's hilarious isn't it.

One of the worst things a Police Officer can do is not know the law, and then blag it, telling someone that something is illegal when it's not. He even said "he knows for a fact". Anyone who didn't know their rights would have been intimidated and dissuaded from engaging in what is a lawful activity. This isn't policing criminality, it's criminal policing.

@bmcgoo6027

Жыл бұрын

Well said.

@robertbaylis9714

Жыл бұрын

Yes only a FOOL would pretend to know something when in fact they dont.

@PeaceAndLove303

Жыл бұрын

That's why there are so many claims going In and being won. Compensation is good and they get it put on there record.

@paulwatling5400

Жыл бұрын

That was absolutely brilliant, the only thing is it didn't last long enough i wanted to see the two complete and utter bellends squirm for a bit longer. Keep it up mate cheers.

@TheSadButMadLad

Жыл бұрын

It's a criminal act under section 26 of the Criminal Justice and Courts act 2015. Malfeasance and misconduct in a public office.

Oh mate, that was poetry! Well done . “I can see you’re buffering “ … pure gold.

The fair-haired cop began so confidently .. that lasted for about 1 minute ... he then realised that he was speaking to someone who was no fool and knew more about the law than he did ... exit, stage left! Then his brain-dead mate tries to sound like he knows the law ... nope! Priceless!

@scotttchviski6706

Жыл бұрын

'I know for a fact....' - oh, do you now?

I fucking love those blank faces when you ask “So what is the law?”

@cliffordbuttle4529

Жыл бұрын

Poor old feelings again

It's quips such as "you seem like you're buffering" that, at least in my opinion, make you the best auditor without question

@lloydisaacs415

Жыл бұрын

Yes i have to agree with that

@seangormley4902

Жыл бұрын

That occifer looks like he is permanently buffering to be fair 😀

He “ KNOWS FOR A FACT” that you cannot fly a drone over a public building 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One of the best audit videos of all time! Absolute quality.

" I know for a fact you're not allowed to fly a drone over a public building" In complete silence, proceeds to fly the drone over the building. FP you had me laughing so hard. Keep up the good work.

@GaraGaraVideo

Жыл бұрын

I woke my dog up with my laugh at that point! It's been 7 months since your comment - treat yourself and watch again!

'I know for a fact you're not allowed to fly a drone over a public building' .....'Take Off!' 🤣🤣🤣

I love the way they just stand in the middle of the road unaware of the car driving around them. I was waiting for you to whistle the laurel & hardy theme.

That was so funny. Just as he said "you're not allowed to fly a drone over a public building" the drone took off. A great audit. Thank you.

2:41 “We’re not here, we’re just here to have a conversation with you.” Schrödinger's cop.

@scotttchviski6706

Жыл бұрын

And, Focus was also breaking the law and not breaking the law.

Absolute class and for all the wannabes, the man to follow and learn from.

@tomtom1059

Жыл бұрын

Focus Pocus in the UK and Long Island Audit in the US are class acts....

@davidhorton188

Жыл бұрын

COYI

@FC-ce7ij

Жыл бұрын

@@tomtom1059 100% sir!

@soulbrother61

Жыл бұрын

He's the Lionel Messi of auditing that's for sure

“I know for a fact that you’re not allowed to fly a drone over a public building”. “Okay”, *Drone gently rises into the sky* The comic timing 🤣

The officer was frantically googling 'is there a job where I don't need to know anything' . I love it how you took off when he said you couldn't. 🤣

"Have you got any pictures of your wife I can see? " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@captaincorleone7088

Жыл бұрын

That had me in tears! 😁

Focus, teaches me, a pensioner, on what my rights are. For that I am eternally grateful. I wish he did more, but respect he has a life outside of this.

I live in Lincoln, Dippy & Dopy here are prime examples of the lack of training that’s now standard in the Lincolnshire police force.

@pappasmurf9930

Жыл бұрын

They are all shocking in Lincolnshire Police aren't they

Been watching auditors for ages - fuming I’ve only just found your channel. Articulate, polite and knowledgable. Head and shoulders above the rest.

The plod were absolutely owned, wrecked and dismissed, a total embarrassment.

Yet another direct hit, right into the heart of tyranny and oppression. Peace and respect, FP.

Outstanding my friend as per usual, if I had to pick a fault .no music . Simply brilliant.

" you seem like you're buffering" 😂😂😂..legend

They hadn't the knowledge, the life experience, the confidence or any authority and walked away embarrassed. Excellent.

@bobnicholson6118

Жыл бұрын

Sadly these would get away with trampling on the rights of the vast majority because they perceive police know the law...which they clearly don't...a dangerous situation as these police officers have no integrity.

“You seem like you’re buffering” ….. classic lol 🤣😂🤣

@Pac_Justice

Жыл бұрын

Lol yes !!

“I know for a fact you’re not allowed to fly that drone over a public building”…………. Take off! I belly laughed at that 🤣🤣

Wow these two aren’t the brightest, buffering 😂😂😂😂

It's really embarrassing that no one trains these police ! Do they just give them a uniform and say " go out there and and be a policeman " without training them in basic laws ?

@patrickkelly7085

Жыл бұрын

yes thats about the size of it.

@slaireawesome2824

Жыл бұрын

All you need to do is a six week training course to gain the ability to ruin someone’s life

@philliplester1741

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it be almost possible that they just sprint away when found out?

@reccerat4446

Жыл бұрын

Yes, often without full use of the english language.

@slaireawesome2824

Жыл бұрын

@@reccerat4446 the only requirement to get into police is a Grade 2 in English 😂

Focus you never fail to entertain .If auditors had a league table you would be top spot.

@panystavrinos9398

Жыл бұрын

I agree 100%

@philliplester1741

Жыл бұрын

No. He’s in a league of his own.

@Angel-Adramelech

Жыл бұрын

Focus Pocus is very good however If there was a league table, AB with his 200.5k subscribers would be top of it.😇

@adammcneice362

Жыл бұрын

@@panystavrinos9398 I'll second that.👍

@IronMan-qi3yg

Жыл бұрын

​@@Angel-Adramelech AB is just rude and confrontational. He mocks others and doesn't seem to be a nice person. Number of subscribers isn't a reliable metric, focus has far fewer videos and is wayyy better - wittier, more knowledgeable and funnier.

6.43 "this is your captain speaking..." so so funny 🤣🤣🤣 x

03:02 "so what is the law?" - total blank look on their faces.

Because of good auditors like FP we are able to see just how poorly trained many of our police and authorities are and the knowledge and confidence of being able to deal with them ourselves is fantastic, all through watching, listening and learning.

@Victoria-wz9ub

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Having learned just how dim witted, vindictive and arrogant these dolts are l would never be intimidated by them. And would film any interaction. They lie very easily.

Come on Pocus, upload more often! Addicted to your vids they’re the best 😊

@ethanstapley7018

Жыл бұрын

Insert quality over quantity and go watch AB comments, and rightfully

@BusterCapInYoAss

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, I think he fits this in, in between his full time occupation. And I second the whole "quality over quantity" view. He is, quite clearly, the best at what he does. Whether what he does is considered "Auditing", or just testing the so called "Authorities".

@domzbu

Жыл бұрын

Fair points lads!

@stuartb4525

Жыл бұрын

@@BusterCapInYoAss It is indeed because he has a full time job.

You are brilliant at wording everything perfectly and lol the buffering comment was amazing :) As a photographer myself i have always spotted that the photography brought you here rather than the the other way around . There are a few auditors on here that have a good style but there isn't a single one other than you that has all the qualities combined . Including the eye for a great photo !!!

You are walking a very fine line, challenging the suspicion, feelings and ego of our servants.

The only complaint i have of FP & his audits is that he doesn't do enough of them. By far the best auditor out there & i look forward to watching his vids! Superb as usual👏👏👏

@ianhill4585

Жыл бұрын

I think he goes for quality over quantity, it keeps the standards up,

@jaywolf7917

Жыл бұрын

Lots of us think this too. However he does probably have a life and anyway - just see his videos of pieces of gold nuggets; you don’t find many, but when they come - they’re worth the wait.

Brilliantly handled, well played. But it amazes me that a person, cop or not, would come off their property to order someone stood in public not to do things that they have every right to do. Without any idea on the rules and laws because they didn’t bother to read them before approaching.

@johntate5050

Жыл бұрын

Ego and stupidity.

@davidtaylor8177

Жыл бұрын

The muppet springs to mind. Oh no the muppet word. If there is an inspector reading this comment I'm commiting a public order offence.

@metrobar3367

Жыл бұрын

Coz there legalized nazis

I've watched this video about a dozen times and still can't believe that these two clowns work for the police, looking up the law in front of you. What a waste of taxpayers money, they need to be trained on drone law.

Outstanding work! You have gained a subscriber.

Your definitely the best British auditor. I cannot believe they haven't issued a warning to young cops to ignore you or face total embarrassment on line.

@davidlacey7982

Жыл бұрын

They don't come across as being intelligent enough to realise they are being an embarrassment to the whole country.

"Have you got any pictures of your wife I can see?" Fantastic reply.

"Baggage handlers are in attendance"......wonderful!!!!!

Watched this AGAIN! A master class

Proper walk of shame. "You seem to be buffering" had me in stitches

I know for a fact your not allowed to fly a drone over a public building .Then the drone takes off.. Burst out laughing..Your Already an auditing legend. Top class as always.

@BudSchnelker

Жыл бұрын

The bored "Ok" he uttered before sending it up was the cherry on top.

When did it become acceptable for the police to twlk to a member of the public with their hands in their pockets?

Putting the drone in the air--- brilliant move. SJVT sent me over to your channel... nice work on your part. subbed with full bells.

**drone takes off** "you'll be arresting me any minute soon then, wont you" me: pausing the video because i am in stitches of laughter

@johnsmart5317

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

IOld Mr Plod abusing his perceived authority as usual. I loved the blank look he had when you asked him "what law"? His facial expression was priceless! You and PTTP are the best of the bunch.

“Have you got any pictures of your wife I can see” 😂😂😂

Laurel and Hardy never stood a chance, not long enough but still quality

@johnsmart5317

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Three minutes in, and so far... FP: "Have you got any pictures of your wife I can look at?" FP: "It looks like you're buffering" PC: "I know you can't fly a drone within 50m of a building" FP: Up goes the drone... 😂

@stephenalex4345

Жыл бұрын

It's awesome viewing 🤣🤣

It feels like the more experienced officers sent those two rookies out for a laugh knowing they’d get spanked 😂

Greatest Auditor Ever!

Brilliant: (FP to Cop) "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUFFERING" The Cops are from Comedy Central, but Focus Pocus is the KING of HUMOUR! Thank you FP.

Maybe you never intended this, but you're videos are very educational to those who know little about their rights. That piece of info you put on the screen towards the end if the video led me to looking up the Human Rights Act. Keep doing what you're doing Mr Pocus.

@stuartb4525

Жыл бұрын

Focus has always been about education, he just happens to be very funny with it. Quick witted, sharp as a pin in getting the education across.

“You look like you are buffering “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Best auditor by a country mile. You cant beat intelligence and he has it in spades. Puts authority figures in their place almost immediately with humour and a firm understanding of his constitutional rights.

Absolute class. You are a massive beacon of hope for humanity my friend. Thank you.

@GavTatu

Жыл бұрын

beacon against the bacon.

Not seen your channel before but glad I followed the recommendation. You are probably the most assertive and knowledgeable ‘auditor’ out there and that is saying something because there is some stiff competition. This one is unforgettable!! 👏👏👏👏 Subscribed and queuing up your others to watch.

That disproves the saying: Two heads are better than one. If their brains were made of dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to part their hair.

They were so befuddled they forgot they were standing in the middle of the road. Brilliant and hilarious as always FP, thank you.

@gingerjessy

Жыл бұрын

They need protecting from themselves. Studying law in the middle of the road.

@keithchenery7748

Жыл бұрын

And the white Focus needs to drive on the wrong side of 2 roads to avoid him.

@cliffordbuttle4529

Жыл бұрын

They need to be in short trousers

That take off was comedy gold 😂

The comedy timing with your first drone take-off was perfect. 🤣 How to take the wind out of his sails and call his bluff with one simple action.

My entire family was laughing and cheering when the drone took flight 😂 we love you ❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️

There's a circus in town and it's missing a couple of clowns !

Love the fact he says ‘You cannot fly it over a public building’ and within 10 seconds the drone is over it, the look on his face 😂😂 Thanks for another great video FP 👏🏻

Really missing your videos.Hope all is well with you and yours.Take care.

Time for the Master Auditor.....

Halloween has come early with these two 💀💀🤣

Two more super heroes, the Plank brothers, what a pair of 🔔 ends!

I laughed out loud when the cop said “you’re not allowed to fly a drone over a public building” and I heard “Take off” and saw the drone whizz up Truly brilliant and I love your uploads

Now that is two coppers being handed their arses on a plate.

Telling you it’s against the law while standing in the middle of a highway😂

"I know for a fact you're not allowed to fly over a public building" *sound of drone taking off Brilliant.

Love that, "I KNOW you can't fly a drone over a public building" ...... challenge accepted!!

"It sounds like you are buffering" - Priceless!

Th best part.... COP: "Well I know you cant fly a drone over a building" zzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiippp up goes the drone. 😂😂😂😂

And there was me thinking that in South Park there were friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation.

You are by far the best and most educated auditor!..please upload more!!

It's an abuse of authority to tell someone they cannot do something with knowing the law behind it.

@ianhill4585

Жыл бұрын

And even more so the fact they've put themselves in the corner with the big " D" dunce cap on. They clearly don't know the law. And they are relying on the fact that........ Neither do we!! So basically it's their bluster over facts.

Suggs has lost his sense of humour hasn't he

@rlaw2244

Жыл бұрын

The title should definitely be One Step Beyond instead of A Step Too Far.

@dps8435

Жыл бұрын

That's who he reminded me of,cheers ,was bugging me,still laughing at buffering an hour later.

@hunglikeadonkeybutnotassmelly

Жыл бұрын

Its Madness ehh

@tok1964

2 ай бұрын

It’s cause his girl is mad at him

If I was a copper and I caught FP red handed breaking into a bank I’d walk away to avoid embarrassment. 😂😂😂