That copper went from threatening terrorism laws to dancing around like a toddler who needs a piss.

@christy140

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@gaddyfree1085

Ай бұрын

Looool

"demand it then", "give me your name and date of birth", "no". Brilliant.

@arthurfleck7891

3 жыл бұрын

FP killed it on that one. So funny.

@elmo319

3 жыл бұрын

So funny, also when they couldn’t work out how to get back in the building 😭

@justincase9502

2 жыл бұрын

so funny🤣🤣

@alexanderevanska4274

2 жыл бұрын

What a pair of total prats.

@roboosh

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder if the office still take the piss out of him for that? The little kid body language as he got more and more irrate. Constantly talking over Focus and kicking grass about to show he doesn't want to listen. Utter contempt for the public.

I commented a year ago… and I’m back a year later and it’s still as funny as before .. best auditor by far

That officer just gave you MORE information about a building, than ANY camera could ever get.

So the covid marshal walked half a mile to catch up with you , to take you back half a mile to the site that you hadn't been on and didn't film , to tell you that you can't be there and can't film , while you are stood on there filming . Genius.

Focus Pocus - Best Auditor

@teambean

Жыл бұрын

Totally agree!

@timlowe3081

6 ай бұрын

Yup

@wheeliehigh

6 ай бұрын

Knowledge is a powerful tool 👍

@mobiuseno

6 ай бұрын

100%

@teambean

6 ай бұрын

Focus is the only auditor that I watch over and over again.

'I'm a police officer' 'Oh right, are you deadly' 🤣🤣🤣

Blue shirt Adam came in strong, but I think his Sertraline ran out mid investigation 😅😅😅😅😅😂🤣

Best auditor on KZread, respectful, knowledgeable, funny, articulate and not a click baiter. Plenty of others on this platform would do well to take note.

@RossTheBoss87

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely spot on mate 👍

@binboy4034

3 жыл бұрын

Like who for example?

@binboy4034

3 жыл бұрын

AB is the king

@chibuku1

3 жыл бұрын

@@binboy4034 not calm enough

@mauricefenwick

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of dick dont know that a law was taken away over 7 years ago and aint interested

"Your concerns dont trump my rights" that phrase works so well for you

@tirokopita

3 жыл бұрын

For all of us!

I have the power to force you to give me your ID! Go on then Give me your ID! NO! 😂

That interaction with that last two needs sending to their chief constable....

@sueronhaworth5713

Ай бұрын

OK BUT he is more than likely to be as BLOODY USELESS as the odd couple (do not be tempted to give them guns PLEASE.

His face when he realised that he had actually committed the offence you quoted. 😂🤣😂.. All that was missing was The Dolly Zoom.

The police didn’t stand a chance against this guy. They brought a knife to a gun fight. 🤣🤣🤣

@tirokopita

3 жыл бұрын

They brought no words to a fact fight.

@DreamClean

3 жыл бұрын

I'm arresting you under threat to commit an act of violence.

@east-endjustice7883

3 жыл бұрын

Pool noodle to a nuke war!

@MikeEves

3 жыл бұрын

They bought a sponge hammer more like.

@mickomc287

3 жыл бұрын

An aspirin to a crackhouse

" that hamster wheel going at 100mph" 'Let's see your happy face then" 🤣🤣🤣 So flippin quick in your reactions, pure class and your sense of humour is 10/10

Detective walks up to a man with a camera and says, Can I ask what you are doing? I’m so glad my taxes are well spent teaching detectives the fine art of deduction.

OMG that "detective" didn't know what hit him he began to look nervous bobbing up and down he was totally outclassed. Amazing job my friend well done...

@richshaw95

3 жыл бұрын

yea his body language was that of a broken man when he went back in.

@swimasfastasyoucan

3 жыл бұрын

You took the words out of my mouth

@richardjones8699

3 жыл бұрын

That male dectective couldn't find his backside with both hands. It's was pitiful stuff.

@tecnomagos.l.2684

3 жыл бұрын

🎶 Do do, do do, dood n do do, peoow. 🎶

@BlakeGilbertson

2 жыл бұрын

I loved when he started pacing around, to the grass and then he literally lightly kicked the grass in a weird “awe shucks I’m in big trouble” like in some kind of 50s cartoon It’s in that moment, he knew he fcuked up Slumped shoulders, hands in pockets, pacing up and down. Defeated man right there 🤣

"I'd be happier if you told us what you were doing it for", "Reconnaissance" and then their circuits overloaded!!! Dah Dah Dah - the stupid confused look on their faces was hysterical.

"Wondering in a silent process" best line ever.

30:20 his eyes are saying “shit, we are well and truly out of our depths” it’s such a shame you don’t make regular videos mate, you are brilliant

1:39 "I have the power in law to demand your name and DOB" "Go on then" "Give me your name and DOB" "No" EPIC

@anitagoodsleep5330

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant😎

@scottscott232

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@8888Dino8888

4 ай бұрын

He’s thick if I didn’t see that coming

The best auditor EVER. Humour, Facts and a light mannerism when needed but direct and forceful as well THANK YOU.

@evilcraftknife5705

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, this guy has got the tools to do this with good humour and knowledge. Sounds like the actor John Simm too.

@fivewindow32

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree.

@DXmYb

3 жыл бұрын

First Focus Pocus video I've ever watched. Absolutely hilarious how it cuts from wild birds with peaceful music to wild karens

@lauralishes1

3 жыл бұрын

What often gets overlooked is how good a photographer he is. The videos at the beginning of his videos, the birds, the nests, landscapes ect are absolutely beautiful.

@phillipmcmahon5949

3 жыл бұрын

@Turninimz Liferownd didn't you also just call him an agitator and immature baiter? Which is it?

Absolutely priceless! That was spot on and so funny! The male copper was so nervous, it was embarrassing! Brilliant! The female copper couldn't help him out of the hole he'd dug for himself! Thanks for that brilliant audit FP!

As a Stafford resident, I love that FP blessed us with a visit and put some of our ignoramouses in their place. You gotta love him, I do. ❤

he has the power in law, he thinks, he doesn't know exactly what that power is but he's sure it exists, 100% sure almost, these detectives think you're doing hostile reconnaissance and believe you are a terrorist so they stand there for 15 minutes and tell you every single bit of detailed information about the police station they think you are targeting, absolute legends.

@alcoyne3333333333333

2 жыл бұрын

She was doing good until that clown 🤡 came out 🤣🤣

The fucking tumbleweed when you dropped the 'reconnaissance' bomb on them was hilarious !

Easily my favourite auditor on KZread. Quick witted and concise. Operating on a higher level.

Many years ago I was involved in the making of a TV drama where the plot was about an embassy siege in London. In preparation we were able to talk to a retired SAS officer to get advice on how they work. I asked him what was the first thing the SAS would do if they were given orders to storm the embassy and if necessary kill the terrorist. He said that “the first thing we would do is to get all the uniformed police away from the embassy” I asked him why. He replied “ because they’re all either fucking morons or just plain idiots” Looking at this video, I think I can see what he meant.

@ch4rl3y1972

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏 gotta love our SAS 😁🥰

@MickeyMo76546

Жыл бұрын

Ultimate force?

@WinstonSmith685

Жыл бұрын

Was it John MacAleese? I met him once before. Great bloke.

@declanmcmanus5674

6 ай бұрын

@@KlemheistDoes that have any impact on its veracity?

Ahh the 'greater crested Karen' a very curious, slightly aggressive, territorial creature. Normally very brightly coloured so very easy to spot from miles away. Usually confrontational and very loud, can be very annoying but they tend to back away from serious threats and will give off a distress call when they are cornered.

@stevenharland556

3 жыл бұрын

lol,hilarious,gave me a good chuckle that did.

@randyralls9658

3 жыл бұрын

We have a few nest here in our neighborhood

@stevemacbr

3 жыл бұрын

In my humble opinion,... the LESSER BREASTED KAREN.

@GunnyUKsarge

3 жыл бұрын

Better known as the common tit :-)

@keithdeakin1860

3 жыл бұрын

Slightly aggressive made me laugh out loud.😀

Pissed myself laughing when you told the security guard you’d had a word with his boss and he wasn’t needed tomorrow

@gasmanrus

3 жыл бұрын

#metoo 😆😆

@ianking8315

3 жыл бұрын

lol his jaw dropped.

@michaelryan717

3 жыл бұрын

And me.

He blows their mind when he says reconnaissance. He’s got a wicked sense of humour. They brought knives to a gunfight. I watched it again and his reasoning and logic and repartee are gold standard. The GOAT? He’s in the conversation.

@stevejobson3399

10 ай бұрын

The silence after the word " reconnaissance" was hilarious 😂😂😂

‘ id appreciate abit of honesty’ coming from someone lying through their teeth.

This is an artist at work, exposing the incompetence with unapparelled knowledge and humour totally unique to Mr Focus. We missed you.

OMG. I have literally watched THOUSANDS of audit videos over the years and this guy is the BEST. He knows his shit and he is so quick, witty and articulate. They simply had no chance against him. He systematically dismantled any argument they had and they knew it towards the end. The humor was fantastic. I live in California and I’d love to meet this guy and do an audit with him here in the states. Or the next time I’m in England, I’d love to pair up with him on a live audit. I’d literally pay to watch more of this content. So entertaining. So awesome. 🤣

@colinpryor4290

Жыл бұрын

FP is the best UK Auditor in the business. Hands down.

Hocus pocus mate I've seen all the auditors but your wit an sarcasm mixed with factual intelligence is off the chart, nice one.

The guy is the blue shirt is a disgrace.

The poor little chap was obviously agitated judging by his body language, shifting from foot to foot, arms crossed, looking around, trying to distance himself, confused. Grow up! Listen to yourself. Stop lying. Go back to work. You are a disgrace to the police farce. But I’m glad you ended up happy. No doubt you laughed about it later.

@dickweeeeeeeeeed

3 жыл бұрын

i bet he`s got a train set in the loft....and pulls the wings of butterflies...

@johnwilson6707

3 жыл бұрын

i think he needed a pee lol

She came out to deal with you and then the bloke came feeling he needed to take over. Both failed.

Watch this 2 years ago and came back for a laugh, you are without a doubt THE best photographer out there, 'go on then'

"Go on demand it then" "Give me your name and date of birth" "No" Had me laughing

The psco thinking she had the right to take your name when MOD police didn’t even bother with you is one of the best videos ever.

“I can’t physically tell you to leave” wtf? lol

Excellent video FP, one of the best, what a pair of pratts they were. Please continue to entertain the public and educate the idiots. Pure paranoia. First class auditor.

I have watched this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh out loud, could watch your videos all day long😂

That was fantastic, loved the way you patronised him to the level of a child! "Hello it's Alan can you let me in please" Like a kid coming home late....lol

“Let’s see your happy face” Ohhh brilliant. I now have to watch more of this guy.

I laughed out loud at 23.15 when the inept detective says he would "appreciate some honesty" from Focus Pocus. I'm quite surprised FP didn't immediately pick up on that incautious remark as, if what we are led to believe is true, the police force are very far removed from being honest themselves. Great stuff again from FP - I have subscribed.

I thought Bay Area Transparency was the best auditor in the world. You guys having Focus Pocus……. I think you got us beat. Colorado, USA

"Are you happy?" " No" . She isnt happy, because they didnt get anything from you, and you won!! BIG TIME!!

When you said “reconnaissance” near the end and they went silent - I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 Then they were locked out. Oh my days 🤣🤣

I'm back watching this again. 30:05 - His face when you said "Reconaissance" was just hilarious!!!! 🤣🤪

You are playing them like a pair of puppets , superb. He couldn't detect a spot on his nose!!!

Don't you just hate it when someone you have never met in your entire life who has the intellect of a fried egg calls you 'Mate'?

@ianhill4585

2 жыл бұрын

Us or some auditors calling them Sir, common in the US and creeping in over here , I mentioned this on a US site and I was told calling them Sir was polite, I mentioned they rarely called the public Sir or ma'am ,and was met with tumbleweeds.......... Just didn't get it. Yes, they get called Sir,we get called" mate", in future if I'm called mate by a cop,I'll let the first one go,and pull them on the second one,"so we're mates now are we?" The third time I'm called it they'll get "darling or sweetheart" back ------ male or female doesn't matter, the females will be offended,and the males will bristle with testosterone.

@charlesdale1462

2 жыл бұрын

I called them "Comrade". Surprises them....

@laurenw94

2 жыл бұрын

That or when they call you sweetie or hun 🤢 🤢

@Tyler88Durden

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@yukm0uth

Жыл бұрын

Intellect of a fried egg. 😂😂😂😂

That section 44 bit was gold!

@Brizlebird

3 жыл бұрын

I know…. I literally spat out my coffee! Hilarious.

@margaretcurrie4093

2 жыл бұрын

I knw. And he should knw better.. And said it dosnt matter, makes him look like a idiot section 44. 😂

"Reconnaissance...." Hahahahaaa!!! The look on his face as he tried to process that! 😂🤣😂

This kid's comebacks are witty as hell.

The funniest thing about the two detectives is that if you were there to do reconnaissance, they gave you more information than you could get with a camera from the street. Lol

The original and BEST auditor is back with a punch.

@hectichazerdus

3 жыл бұрын

Long nose has the power. Is he a power ranger?

@happydog4862

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant isn't he. I couldn't do it. My experience with the police makes my adrenaline spike when I come into contact with them. You could say I'm allergic. But yea he's deffo the best out there.

@Polecat54941

3 жыл бұрын

It is true that this guy knows his shit more than anyone else I have seen and as it appears more than the Idiots in Blue

@fivewindow32

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@suedenim5731

3 жыл бұрын

Pretenders need learn from the best in the business.

22 minutes you absolutely destroyed them. Magnificent, just magnificent.

The way she said no about that other officer being her husband 😂

What a quality interaction with the police, had me in hysterics when he started spouting the wrong law and you corrected him...

That last Cop was absolutely crapping himself, his body language was sheer panic that he was miles out of his depth, he was looking over his shoulders so much I was waiting for his head to fall off, he got hung drawn and quartered in front of a female colleague, his little Diapers are full. He was so full of crap he was embarrassing himself and he knew it, but he was in too deep to talk himself out of the mess his ego had got him into.

@rosswilliams4043

3 жыл бұрын

So true,

@garymolloy3575

2 жыл бұрын

one of the best bits is when he realised he could arrest Focus and when quiet for a bit trying to think of something to make up but couldn't.

@chrislund59

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Pied Piper used a flute to do his work, you use a camera. That's technology for you!

I have to watch this compilation at leat once a month for the sheer brilliance!

"I'VE GOT POWERS!!!!!" *I just have no idea which ones, and how to use them* Anyway, great to see you back. Thought we had lost one of the best.

Cool calm and collected with a generous helping of intellect thrown in.

Every video I have watched this morning, someone in comments is saying "best auditor out there".. after 3 videos I agree 100%.

@stuartb4525

7 ай бұрын

By far the best UK Auditor, in fact he is not really an auditor, he is a real photographer. This is the results of getting stopped for taking pictures. Great stuff though.

when they try to impress on someone be it a lower rank or mates or a girl in this case ,its insufferable. what a clown.

It’s absolutely shocking that members of the public know more about the law than serving detectives.

"Obviously, it's a police concern, there's a shit ton of ego in that building and someone doing anything to deflate that ego is causing us offence. Especially, ya know, in this day 'n age 'n all that shit."

Terrorism act? Really? Ask them if they are terrified!

ACTUALLY, I have powers!!!! I'm currently actually rolling around on the floor laughing. Which is no laughing matter if you're nearly 60. Omg. I love you. Actually. Also, I love your photography. It's amazing. Thanks for sharing.

the best auditor by far, your responses are priceless! made me LOL and it takes a lot recently.

I just adore Focus' rather nonchalant responses. The fidgeting and body language of the male police officer at the end of the video is so very telling. Why they can't just admit they make mistakes I have no idea. I'd have much more respect. Brilliant.

@geoffwells6724

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was dieing for a piss!

@johnwilson6707

3 жыл бұрын

i cant respect a fool sorry

@kbp341

3 жыл бұрын

He’s waiting for a uniformed officer for back up

@fakeidee1

3 жыл бұрын

i thought the same

Hands down my favorite auditor! This video climbed fast and stole the first place of on my list of favourite audits. So amusing to see the police’s reaction when they give a “lawful” command and get a simple No as an answer. Just standing there not knowing what to do next. Keep up the great work! And the ending was just epic 😂

What a f**king legend A friend of mine used to be police, i asked him a few years ago about fear that officers have of the public and journalism etc he said they are briefed everyday with the idea they are under threat. Seems thats what those officers who got the section44 wrong said. We all know why the briefings are designed to propagate paranoia too its all pretty simple primate stuff when you scratch the surface. The section44 clip is one of my favourite interactions ever 😂 thanks for your videos 👍

So funny how he goes on about the security concerns they have for the building, then proceeds to freely divulge operational details about the same building seconds later. Phahahahahahaha You couldn't write this stuff any better my friend.

@RossTheBoss87

3 жыл бұрын

You couldn’t make it up eh 😂👍

“Wondering is a silent activity” - Focus Pocus, 2021. The absolute best auditor in the business.

Still one of the best videos ever Mr Focus, we need more.

Min 17:20 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏🤣🤣👍👍👍 love the commentary 😅😅😂😂 I bet the "section 44" guy is still computing even now, and computing and computing 😂😂😂

I thought AB was good, but you are on a different level. I have watched almost all of your vids and there isn’t even a hint of you being put in cuffs. Other auditors are always getting arrested. Intelligent, funny & bang on point with your facts. We need to see more of your stuff, it is miles ahead of anyone else.

@anitagoodsleep5330

2 жыл бұрын

I like AB videos but he’s rude to people ….yes this this guys best

@jakubs.5966

2 жыл бұрын

I think they are both fighting for top spot. Different styles. I really enjoy his editing skills, good music choices, nice takes, some nature, some zooms - it's great job overall. On other hand AB is finding one corrupt officer after another. Can't compare apples to oranges, but I like them both!

@buster9102

2 жыл бұрын

AB is great i agree but this is a wee bit better

@DaveCarterAL

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone works from unsure to absolutely sure. From memory FP has been around for a good amount of time.

@probablecausetocheckhard-drive

2 жыл бұрын

apart from several exceptions AB is one of our worst auditors. He was clever enough to push his vids on other social media though so credit to him there ; that's the only reason he's the biggest UK channel. He always gets bullied by security it's embrassing 2 watch.

Many lols had I love how powerful a Karen slap "So what?" is 👌

It doesn't matter what law it is I have power to obtain your name, address and date of birth, NO YOU DON'T, got to be the worst copper i've ever seen.

Absolutely LOVE this guy, wish he was still auditing!! ❤

It’s one thing holding your nerve with some tin pot, poorly trained, jobs worth security guard, it’s another thing holding your nerve with some soldiers in uniform. This guy does a great job, very consistent.

Locked out, the building is definitely secure.

A non response police station.nothing new there, then.

16:51 I am rewatching this one again. The pair at the end were absolutely priceless. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a complete audit, ever! That was epic! I really miss Focus - I’d love to see him back at it! 👍

WoW, and we wonder why crime doesn't get solved in this country, now we know !

@gasmanrus

3 жыл бұрын

They’re tied up ‘investigating’ lawful activities & testing the patient’s of the public. Time consuming stuff.

A master class in how to control an encounter with police. Very professionally carried out by you and a joy to watch you in the process.

Oh my days, that the funniest ending to an audit I've ever seen... It was just missing the Muppet Show theme tune to end it! Top work FP. New to the channel and loving every second!👍🏻

It's like watching an audition for the muppets when listening to the police talk 😂

The way you handled the last pair was awesome, you absolutely annihilate what was left of their intelligence

@christopherchristos7275

2 жыл бұрын

That copper was seriously embarrassing.

@mrsillywalk

Жыл бұрын

They have a very basic understanding of English.

Watched this again, only because this is a masterclass on how to deal with a pushy police officer 👍 well done I love your content 🥳

@ourcrazyjourney1694

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@alcoyne3333333333333

2 жыл бұрын

Agree I've watched it a few times 🤣

@bpc610

Жыл бұрын

Wondering is a silent process. I forgot that line with the Detectives Williams.

Newly subscribed. Absolute comedy gold.

You sir are an artist. Those officers were clowns.

Watched this twice now! All I have to say is knowledge is power.

Absolutely smashing it with a dry sense of humour, knowledge and confidence. Great upload.

Mate, you had me in stitches 😂😂. What an absolute legend! Glad I found your channel and will ve binging more of your videos! On a more serious note, hats off to what you do. This is real education and and a true eye opener to citizens rights and the limits of police enforcement. Much respect!

Best on KZread, come on man we need more.