Someone should hire me as a customer service rep.

@LGR

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses You are a natural here, at least in regards to cows.

@thetangledliege1752

8 жыл бұрын

+Lazy Game Reviews LGR throwing the heat over here.

@TheAdmantArchvile

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses You saw what thousands of tech supports think.

@PituDituOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses your customer service would probably be called PushingUpCows or something in that regard :)

@BoxOfFeet

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses you have to be nice to the customers, though. Even when they are idiots. Probably not worth it.

omg i was convinced it would be santas hat that would have come off, not the legs. i was not prepared for this

@youdud44

8 жыл бұрын

+Dansparce If you just had to take the hat off, could've had a 128GB flash drive. lol

@sugarfrosted2005

8 жыл бұрын

+Dansparce My thought was that, but I wondered how it would fit into a usb port without blocking out all the others/lifting your laptop off the table.

@Seawolf.Gaming

7 жыл бұрын

sugarfrosted A lot of people don't use laptops, Especially me so think outside the box. Plus I've had ones bigger than that and they do nothing. On an ultrabook it might lift it up, but other than that it's fine, usually USB ports have like 2mm of space between and that's enough for santas fat ass.

@ky-gp4sz

6 жыл бұрын

Dansparce I thought santa would be the stick not the legs

@Ratciclefan

5 жыл бұрын

I expected the entire head.

Those cow instructions had on them a picture of the instructions sheet on itself. In great detail.

@fuppetti

8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that's pretty meta

@thef5adventurer389

8 жыл бұрын

+William Brall this makes me think, that these instructions are a joke. there are instructions on the instructions on the instructions...

@Lakes57

8 жыл бұрын

+TheF5Adventurer Recursive instruction set. :)

@THEmuteKi

8 жыл бұрын

+Lakes57 YO DAWG

@eblu_

8 жыл бұрын

so it's a droste manual?

Oh, man. I work for a Philips call center. I had no idea those were ever made, but I'm excited to get some calls about it.

@LGR

8 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, haha. Please let me know if you ever get a call regarding them!

@pixel1358

8 жыл бұрын

+Lazy Game Reviews This is probably a stupid question but, was that call real? Or was it dramatized?

@elviswjr

7 жыл бұрын

Hello? Customer service? Yes. I'm having a little trouble with my Cow. I- Yes, I said Cow. No, it's not a prank call. It's an actual product that you sell. Ugh. Just let me speak with a manager. ... Yes, I'm trying to connect my Cow to my Phillips Hue Bridge and it's not working. No, don't hang up!

You could use the Santa usb for family Christmas photos every year lol at least you'll remember it's your family Christmas photos

@LGR

8 жыл бұрын

That is the first legitimate use I have heard, haha.

@DestinyLuAnnHill

8 жыл бұрын

+Democritus86 I couldn't think of any good reason to buy Christmas lights planner.. That just looked absolutely terrible lol

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@DestinyLuAnnHill Come up with anything for the cow yet?

05:21 My favorite LGR moment. Menacingly glaring at the cow. "Well that's what the cow does". lulul

Philips is such a serious company which makes the generic packaging with the product name just saying “cow” so much more hilarious

Will the water game work in PAL regions?

@ConfuSomu

8 жыл бұрын

I am not sure...

@MrYaotubo

8 жыл бұрын

+littleNorwegians Actually you need PAL water, NTFS water wont work.

@FreeScience

8 жыл бұрын

+MrYaotubo NTSC :)

@Dxceor2486

8 жыл бұрын

No, it will work, but the water and the balls will be slower

@joefrost4738

8 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the dlc...

When I saw the feet sticking out of your laptop, my first thought was "Ding-Dong the Witch is dead!"

@amykait101

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God yes yes yes that is so brilliant add to make so much sense and I can totally see how you thought of that

And thus ended Roses career on customer service

@darkmage07070777

8 жыл бұрын

+rinoz47 Actually, with her lightning fast call time average, positive attitude and willingness to learn about even the most obscure products, I figure she'll be promoted to supervisor within the week.

@EllRiver

8 жыл бұрын

+rinoz47 It was nice when it lasted.

@md_vandenberg

8 жыл бұрын

+darkmage07070777 She was taught by Dogbert.

@delta6244

8 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping that the call would be real.

@QJ89

4 жыл бұрын

@@delta6244 If it was, then she would have been admonished (or sacked) for unprofessional behaviour and mocking a customer. But it wasn't, and she was. Bravo, Roses!

The Fiji water was probably worth more and cost more than the Santa baseball game he out it in.

@ziginox

8 жыл бұрын

+AndrewtheDude I can't believe he drank the water out of the game, let's hope he doesn't get lead poisoning.

@pepesilvia8033

8 жыл бұрын

RJ Nash 10 edgy 12 me

@fanfaretloudest

8 жыл бұрын

+AndrewtheDude Haha! Yeah I saw him use it and thought, "Man, can't believe you wasted Fiji water on that!" I've never tried it but Fiji is fairly expensive.

@MrAndrewthedude

8 жыл бұрын

FanfareT.Loudest Yeah Fiji is some pretty Damn expensive tap water.

@theskeletonboi

8 жыл бұрын

It's not tap water, it has much more specific minerals that fit to our liking. Essentially tap water is pumped with all kinds of nasty disinfectants and anti-pollutants. Also, pure filtered water is unnatural and flavorless. People buy Fiji water for the same reason people buy a soda, for the taste... and personally it is justifiable when you put it that way. :P (Also the water was only 99 cents as said by LGR himself.

How to tell a fake customer service line? Not the swearing or anything else, the idea that you didn't have to go through 20 automated menus and wait several hours 😣

@ryandevan2793

2 жыл бұрын

Why did i think that was a real phone call? Now i feel a stupid awwww :(

@chompythebeast

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryandevan2793 Aww don't feel stupid, it was a well-done bit!

@ryandevan2793

2 жыл бұрын

@@chompythebeast I know, but still!

@PkTaco

Жыл бұрын

As someone who does Customer Service calls, I can verify

@broguns2420

Жыл бұрын

Still funny

Fiji water in a water game....that's as triple-A as water games are gonna get.

@RyllenKriel

6 жыл бұрын

That bottle of water cost more than the game he put it in.

The cow is awesome

@FoolsGold-yk5gr

6 жыл бұрын

MOO mo mo mo mooo???

@AmyraCarter

6 жыл бұрын

Cluck-cluck, MOOOOOO!!! lolz Whoops, that's a ChickenCow. (Been playing DragonFable a lot lately lol)

@ThomasNimmesgern

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, a great cow. It's even USB cowered! 3:04

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

The cow is neat, but it's also complete shameless garbage. Literally a pig light with a cheap santa hat glued on. XD

@juanchocaballero6445

3 жыл бұрын

Your life must be really boring.

It's a spherical cow, for those spherical cow calculations (or COWculations)!

Your laughter is contagious as hell man. hahahah

@Scrotonious

8 жыл бұрын

+Evansmustard You too lol

You could totally make a Wicked Witch of the East USB stick using that same concept.

@ChelseaColeslaw

6 жыл бұрын

Ryotaiku with curling feet!

I wonder if Walmart just generically calls those water games, "water ring games" and someone was like, "Man, this is the worst of my five jobs. I don't even know where this shit goes... oh, water ring... watering. I bet this goes in the section with the dying plants."

Was expecting some kind of comment about the placement of the baseball glove. When you can see both of his hands elsewhere.

@ImTheYowie

8 жыл бұрын

+GameRW My thoughts exactly.

I had a $5 target gift card last December and bought one of those cows. I knew I shouldn't have but it spoke to me on a spiritual. I love it and still have it.

Favorite YT channel: LGR Second favorite: Ashens This is what happens when they combine.

@jacobfelger5684

8 жыл бұрын

+RRW And now you know what must be done. +Lazy Game Reviews and +Ashens, JOIN FORCES!

@andreiordean9346

8 жыл бұрын

Make it happen ! NOW !

@RRW359

8 жыл бұрын

Jacob Felger An Excellent combination!

@vivivizion

8 жыл бұрын

+RRW "An Excellent Reply"

@ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos

8 жыл бұрын

They must review tat together

Your voice is absolutely perfect for reviews

@caitlinturnbull8543

8 жыл бұрын

+o_o O_O I agree

@BoxOfFeet

8 жыл бұрын

+o_o O_O Sometimes at work I'll just listen to LGR videos, even if I've seen them ten times already. he does have a smooth voice for reviews.

@lucasvaughn629

5 жыл бұрын

It arouses me

"i have a cow, man" ...best. line. ever.

@KosteonLink

7 жыл бұрын

Geo Belmont it was just so subtle, ha

Is that USB stick 'FAT' 32? ;P

@ImTheYowie

8 жыл бұрын

+JonnyInfinite That might be what they meant with "Jolly" :p

"I guess this could be handy if you have no brain and don't what to do anything on your own." Best review quote ever. They should put that on the box.

The fact that the glove is next to santa's crotch in that water game makes it slightly disturbing

@meowmocha12

6 ай бұрын

I think it was supposed to be a bag? Like, the bag he puts all the gifts in. And I don't know what they were going for with the plastic shelf thing above his head. Take a guess, kids. Child me: I'm guessing... this is a low-effort toy and I'm gonna go play with my Barbies instead.

That Christmas Lights programme was actually pretty cool. Those budget builder are a bit of a guilty pleasure.

"I got some leftover water here" the attention to comedic detail is astounding.

Nice that you went with the actual front of your house, instead of your more famous back porch and rose garden which we've all seen like SOOOO many times! ;) Feliez NaviDAD Clint!

Took me a few seconds to recognize the "customer service representative's" voice, hahaha. Happy Holidays, LGR!

Can you fill that water thing up with beer?!

@MikeZdoesitz

8 жыл бұрын

+optimusjamie easy tiger, he can still drink it. If there's one thing certain in life, it's that we need a follow up video investigating the effect of beer and 'other liquids' in this fantabulous contraption and how they effect the non-existent gameplay.

@Corkoth55

8 жыл бұрын

+MikeZdoesit Z any liquid that comes out of that will be deemed unsafe for human consumption...

COW? COW? DID SOMEONE MENTION A COW?!

@PurpleWind64

6 жыл бұрын

(Ear-piercing screech) (Slowly pecks cow)

@ChelseaColeslaw

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@Laurabeck329

6 жыл бұрын

You sir win this comment section.

Nice spinning display table for the cow! Looks like something straight off the Shopping Channel.

The Santa USB would be popular with people that make being Santa their job year round. some people are obsessed with Christmas.

"Chain included"... and you can clearly SEE in the packet that the chain is there... Why not have it say "Everything you see here is included".. ;D

@em84c

4 жыл бұрын

I guess in case someone opens the packaging in the store and steals that sweet chain...

LMFAO @ PUR voice over work as the snarky "Christmas Cow Tech Support"

Oh my God that USB cow is straight out of an Ashen's video! LGR you're getting into some serious dollar store crap territory here, I hope you didn't pay more than that

4:11 "computer must be turned on for the USB lights to work"...can't believe they were serious while writing this obvious random things XD...

@Matlalcueitl

8 жыл бұрын

+maximum96 And that's not exactly true if you have a charging port in your laptop. ;>

@sadmac356

4 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised

I love how there's no other explanation on the cow's box. Not even 'cow-shaped lamp'. No. Just... "cow". It's so hilarious.

"Man, time flies. I hate this." - My motto

That USB cow has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

"So, uh, right. Here's the included chain, and here's Santa Claus himself. He's jolly, and he's 16 gigs of... space." - Clint Basinger

Woah nice house LGR, do you skateboard down the halls to get to your PC game room?

7:38 I like how determined you look despite the fact that you're looking at the back of the toy

Ah, hearing Roses on that phone call made me smile. Always enjoy when she sneaks into your videos somewhere :D

keep your torrented Christmas movies on the usb

How do we sell these outdated, low capacity flash drives? Put a Santa-shaped casing on them! Ka-Ching!

I kind of want that Xmas Cow. eBay here I come!

My son heard this video from the other room and called out "What's Clint doing?". I replied "He's disembowelling Santa".

Wow, the customer service team at Phillips are so rude. I shall avoid their products even if the cow is kinda cute.

@dkabot

8 жыл бұрын

+Barbaryotaku You... do realize that "call" was a fake for the sake of the joke, yes?

@pushinguproses

8 жыл бұрын

+Barbaryotaku I'm glad my cameo was convincing. ;)

@rkaid4164

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses Ah, I was just about to ask if that was you being the customer service person there :) well done!

@folver91

8 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses Can I contact you? My company is looking for a kind and lovely customer service rep

@Thesupersaiyanlord

6 жыл бұрын

+PushingUpRoses I knew it had to be you XD love your content by the way :)

The Santa's Innards comment, I lost it, LMFAO Christmas Crap, indeed; ever heard of a 'Christmas Cow'? Yeah, me neither, really, it must be a pop-crap-culture thing.

That USB Santa would be great for hiding password lists. Just stick him in with your cheap Christmas stuff and it's almost guaranteed that he will never be stolen. Burglars have no interest in your cheap Christmas crap it's really on the bottom of their lists of what they like to steal.

Can't wait for 2016 LGR Christmas. Best part of the year.

@rangerbbf6436

7 жыл бұрын

IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!

i approve of the back to the future shirt :-P

@LGR

8 жыл бұрын

Glad someone finally realized what it was, haha

I know I’m late to this Christmas party, but I’ve been binge watching your videos recently and my god I wish I could like this video more than once! I’ve been subscribed to you for the past couple years now, but as of late I can’t get enough of your videos! I recently became unemployed the week before Christmas, and I’ve really been struggling to stay afloat in every way possible. Watching your videos during this not so ideal time in my life has really helped me deal with my constant anxiety and has overall just brightened my spirits so much! I’m never one to leave comments, but after watching this silly old Christmas vid (along with the countless others I’ve been watching) I felt the need to let you know just how much I appreciate you and the effort you put into this channel. Your videos never fail to put a smile on my face and definitely make my days a little bit easier to get through. SO THANK YOU LGR! Keep up the awesome work! 😊

I had no idea what this was. So I watched it. It exceeded my expectations, which were: *sees thumbnail, pig/cow in Santa hat, gotta watch!* I can't think of anything I hate more than useless Christmas themed stuff. xD

I like how PushingUpRoses was the Philips CS person. I actually started watching your content because of hers.

I wasn’t expecting such a large usb stick when you took Santa’s pants off

that cow is clearly a regal Christmas symbol. Truly, a national treasure for the amount of things it does.

A finally, a simulation of that part from National Lampoon's christmas involving the 50 billion christmas lights.

I forgot just how much I loved this episode. Clint, you're fantastic. If you ever stop LGR, I'll be very sad.

His laugh is fucking contagious.

Cute stocking stuffers for the little ones! Santa's feet sticking out of the USB port makes it look like he is going down yer computer's "chimney" :)! The cow is really pretty. I wish we had the functionality of the Christmas Lights Planner in the Sims 3!

Super enjoyable episode and loved the PUR cameo! Happy Holidays LGR! 🎅

Loved the PUR cameo as Philips Support :D

man, I love your reviews of software that sit in a bin at a large retailer that's going out of business and that they are practically trying to give you money to take off their hands. there's always that level of curiosity that begs the question of what could possibly be the point of owning this. It's awesome, keep it up!

I didn't know that Roses had a job at Phillips!

You know what baffles me the most? Someone actually spent time in making the Christmas Light Planner thing.

1:16 It's like an American adaptation of Ashens.

@potatoegirl31

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah! Only he should have opened it on his 'ugly 70s' chair!

That santa flash drive is what you store your Christmas music and movies on, that's the only use I'd see for it

I am back just for the cow. Nothing more, nothing less. Happy new year Clint!

It's always nice to stumble upon an LGR video I've never seen.

The "oven mitt" would be a thing you'd put the top part of the santa on to not lose. The oversight here would be the fact that you'd never lose it anyway because that's where the chain and indeed the mitt is attached to, it'd make sense if the chain was attached to the legs.

Poor USB santa...sawed in half just for 16 gigs of data. My thoughts and prayers are with you USB santa! Great episode!

I have the Patriot 32GB Christmas Tree flash drive. It is basically the same as Santa, but a bit cooler because of the snow it has on its branches.

Enjoyed this a lot. Hope you have a very happy holidays, and a fantastic New Year to come. :) Thanks for your wonderful channel!

I love that style of review! It reminds me of Ashens. Please do more!

Santa's red badge on a chain with the white crosses was awarded to him by the Croat Revolutionary Guard for exemplary valor. ⚓

lol I'm not even a gamer but I love your channel dude! Been a subscriber for a while can't get enough of you. You need a talk show

Using Santa's bowels as digital storage is exactly what I have in mind when I think PATRIOT

I love the cameo in the cow segment!

Merry Christmas and thanx for the video.

I bought one of those USB pigs probably 4 years ago and it’s been plugged in 24/7 without any issues. It’s been knocked around constantly and somehow it still works and hasn’t burned my office down.

Should have added this message at beginning of this video ... "No Santa was hurt during this video, special effects and stuntmen have been used to heighten the drama of USB stick usage."

"Uh, hi. I have a cow?" Well, don't!

Your face when you plugged that cow in just killed me. my sides.

"Do you just plug in his feet?"

All this almost makes me miss the remote controlled Santabot that wandered around a nearby department store a few years back, spouting crappy offkey Christmas carols. 😖😁

Your laugh is contagious! Loved the video

5:24 We need a 10 hour loop of LGR staring at a cow with Christmas music on.

I like how the chain on the santa USB connects to the part that you don't really need

The fog filter was hilarious, I was cracking up!

7:06 Ah, yes. Leftover water. The unsung hero of the avid retro gamer.

I saw the Christmas spirit in your eyes when you were looking at that glowing cow.

I love your videos man keep up the great work!

The part where you poured the water out of the game and then into your mouth...that sound you made...I thought it was so funny I had to replay it like six times...lmao

I will eat my hat if that lady on that call were actually real. XD Great job man, best Oddware yet.

1:36 LGR goin' FULL Jeff Goldblum giggle right here.

If I saw this stuff in real life I'd be completely 100% uninterested, but watching Clint review it is entertaining.

I couldn't stop giggling at the cow, it's so adorable I want one