Lewis Black Reads A Rant About Soup
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IF IT CAN'T BE TOASTED, I WANT NO PART OF IT.
Get that man some STEW.
Lewis must have already gotten what CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER DOES TO PEOPLE 😂
@joebykaeby
9 күн бұрын
Makes them happy? Idk lol I get Extra-Chunky when I get the chance 😋
😳 Well my soup has chunks ingredients in it. I learned how to cook, by creating my own simmering soups. What seasonings work. What meats, go with what veggies, then when that failed I realized I should grill the ingredients, and combine em afterwards.. Creating my own soup with new ideas helps me to make new recipes like, learning how to incorporate eggs. Or how to cook with cream of Mushroom. Taught me how to make casseroles. I love to cook. I love to grill and smoke meats. But my favorite thing to do, is make a new soup ❤😂
@doczspec4502
10 күн бұрын
Like the first time ya see someone boil an entire chicken. Then, ya learn why
@doczspec4502
10 күн бұрын
And the masters, save the bones... And put al of em back
@brewswillas6635
8 күн бұрын
Enough talking, post some recipes! (Please)
@doczspec4502
6 күн бұрын
Exactly. That's actually a very good way to make chicken and dumplings. Ya gotta sort through everything but ya end up with a pile of meat and a great stock. Lots of bones, but they enrich the meal! Combine the meat and the stock and dumplings go in..... That's good eatin. I've even left the skins and put em back in to flavor the dumplings then pulled em back out before
@DH-xm3hc
6 күн бұрын
@@brewswillas6635 If you still can 🤷♀️ not sure. Get a Betty Crocker Cookbook. I wouldn't trade mine for anything ✌️❤️🌼
That’s my rant!! lol thanks Lewis
Blessed are the souphaters.
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
Then I am blessed lol.
@karenburrows9184
9 күн бұрын
For they shall inherit ..... what, exactly?
@ccbrabs
8 күн бұрын
@@karenburrows9184 y’mamma’s ass, I think.
You are a Gem sir !
Whenever I'm at a restaurant and they ask "soup or salad" I always ask for salad.
wait til they find out about chowder
@haakons8669
9 күн бұрын
True facts this was my rant and I LOVE chowder. I am inconsistent I know, but at least I’m honest 🤷🏻♂️
I hate soup too. It reminds me of being in the hospital. It’s also a pain to eat.
@YaWantTaters
9 күн бұрын
Styx band singer's voice reminds me of being in the hospital cause I remember hearing the song Babe after a car crash and a face laceration
Well, there's always somebody to hate anything.
@thehellyousay
10 күн бұрын
it's like a rule 34 or something.
@justinrodgers1485
10 күн бұрын
I hate that idea
@chuckinhouston9952
10 күн бұрын
I agree. I hate everything and everybody.
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
I hate soup.
@DH-xm3hc
6 күн бұрын
I agree, some days I hate people too. I get it@@chuckinhouston9952
I'm not a big fan of soup🍲 Whenever I intend to make soup it ends up as some kind of stew or lovely casserole 🥘 I like stews and casseroles 😁
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
THAT WORKS TOO 😋 ... is chili a soup 🤔 , where's Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him 😂
Thanks Lewis, it adds credibility to "no soup for you".
Congratulations. Your first truly psychopathic ranter. You are in the big leagues now.
@robstimson4234
10 күн бұрын
Remember when a serial killer [TX or LA] called up Howard Stern? Same stuff. Being traumatized by soup is like being traumatized by Band Aids. Or oxygen in the air. Or fried chicken. Or donuts, ferchrissake!
@ianmcnaney6528
7 күн бұрын
two words: peanut butter
My mom learned not to force kids to eat soup..... comes back up the same as it went down.
You just haven't had the right kind of soup, baby.
The author has never tried sopa de gallina in Central America. It's impossible not to love.
Right on!
Soup stretches the food budget.
What's Really Funny. Is all the comments about people's dislike for Soggy Stuff. And I'm just wondering what kind of preserves they like on their toast. OR HOW MUCH SYRUP ON THEIR PANCAKES 😂 ... hey, this pancake is soggy, WTF 🤣
@YaWantTaters
9 күн бұрын
blueberry waffles with butter and syrup(maple or about any berry type) 😃
@My-Pal-Hal
9 күн бұрын
@@YaWantTaters Last time I had waffles, It definitely was more like a Soup 😂 ... more butter and syrup please 😋
@pseudonayme7717
9 күн бұрын
@@My-Pal-Hal Syrup butter soup. Now we are talking 🤤
@My-Pal-Hal
9 күн бұрын
@@pseudonayme7717 I don't know 🤔 I think your Syrup Soup, needs more BUTTER 😂 😋
Whoever wrote that rant is my soul mate.
What weird animals we are...it's only human freaking weirdness that makes life bearable. Hooray for the non-conformists who refuse to bend a knee to the Soup Nazis.
My favorite is stone soup, which is best when shared with folks who have meat/taters/veggies/herbs to add. As far as eating it alone goes, well, its definitely not soggy.
Get rid of the water and make stew…
@sreace723
10 күн бұрын
That's ALWAYS my vote! Whenever soup is the meal; I use a straining spoon to scoop so I get minimal broth. 😂😂😂😂
@YaWantTaters
9 күн бұрын
OH YEA! I like beef stew but not too many carrot pieces 🥕🚫
Soup is good food.
@zigmogcreator
10 күн бұрын
Bullshit. I am a lifelong soup hater and nobody can change my mind.
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
@@zigmogcreator Maybe a bit of Soup, could clear out that backed up Bullshit 😏 ... somebody is constipated
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
@@zigmogcreatoragreed.
@YaWantTaters
9 күн бұрын
@@My-Pal-Hal I ate some spicy fish ramyun soup a few minutes ago; was amazing flavors! I like it spicy but the seasoning they put in it are a bit too hot. I found the edgecutter for it. I fry the fish with two tablespoons of water and half a pat of butter. Next , once most of the water evaporates, I add a few splashes of lemon juice. Then pour in two cups of water, spices and noodles and heat 'til the noodles are soft(but not mushy). So good! 🥣 Oh and the fishes were catfish, pollock and bream.
@amstrad00
9 күн бұрын
You made a good meal.
My friend a pastor said we’re having 🍲 soup the more the merrier I just add water 🎉
Love soup!
Well if u tried my soup..homemade at that, you d love it. Nothin watered down n ingredients galore! And what about chili? Is that out too???
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
Chili is not soup, it’s chili. And I hate soup no matter who makes it.
@rebeccahover9450
9 күн бұрын
@@reneeandchrisforever "Aware" chili isn't soup... listening to the clip it was spoke of watered down soup. Some do call chilli soup but not me. In a bowl N eaten with a spoon
@TwisterTornado
9 күн бұрын
@@reneeandchrisforever I would say that chili is a type of stew. You can make "Chili Colorado" with stew chunks.
Hmmm . . .Myself, I love soup. Unless it's tomato. Go soup!
@tncorgi92
10 күн бұрын
I'm fine with any soup except tomato. That's what my grandmother forced me to eat when I stayed at her house. Tomato soup, and mincemeat which I also loathe.
@milleijones2828
10 күн бұрын
@@tncorgi92 Right! Mincemeat is disgusting.
Barbecue-Soup😂
I actually rather like most soups. But I appreciate the sentiment.
Don't ignore the reference to medication. For just about forever chicken soup has been known as "Jewish penicillin."
It's easy to forget how much soup aversion there is out there.
Reminds me of Moscow Marjorie Taylor Greene diatribe on "Gazpacho" police...
Better rant about food: A) I Hate Soup B) Chunky Peanutbutter
I hate soup too so I'm glad I'm not alone because I felt alone.
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
Fear not my friend, for I also have an innate hatred of soup.
@TwisterTornado
9 күн бұрын
I hate canned soups and blended soups. But y'all are missing out on stews and chilis...
@JeremyEllwood
9 күн бұрын
@@TwisterTornado I don't know if I'd consider chili a soup. But stew... ok... I do like me some good crock-pot stews.
That was a bizarre rant, but the ranter is entitled to their opinion. I like soup, especially homemade, when done right, with lots of flavor and chunky ingredients.
a bowl of cereal is breakfast soup
I don't disagree with this person. If I eat soup, I want broth and noodles and nothing else. I hate soggy food. And how this person feels about soup is the same way I feel about stew. I will never own a crockpot because there is nothing that comes out of a crockpot that I wanna eat.
@cynthiar6426
10 күн бұрын
One Thanksgiving, my turkey plan fell through, so I bought a small turkey, 10 or 11 pounds. I cut it up like a chicken and piled it in my old school crock pot. I layered with the breasts on the bottom. I seasoned it as I went, ending with backs on top. It turned out very juicy and tasted real good, better than most crock pot recipes I've made. Usually, the crock pot seems to somehow dry the meat out while it soaking in juice, but this turkey was really good. The only problem is, I don't think I could pull it off again. 😮😅
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
That's Just SAD. If you haven't had a good pot roast, with all those good carrots and taters and you name it. AND, from a pressure cooker. (My Fav 😋) YOU'VE NEVER LIVED ! ! ! Or lived at the table for 2 or 3 servings 😂
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
@@cynthiar6426 " One Thanksgiving ". See, that's a thing too. Sometimes stuff just comes about Perfectly. Then you spend your life trying to make it again. AND, sometimes, it's even Better 😋 ... and you forgot what you were doing in the first place, AND TRY TO DO IT AGAIN 😂
@cynthiar6426
10 күн бұрын
@My-Pal-Hal I had so much fun experimenting that day. I haven't attempted it again.
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
@@cynthiar6426 Pansy 😂 Your story made me think of one Thanksgiving, when I made the BEST TURKEY EVER !!! And it itself, was an experiment. Using Brown Paper Grocery Bags to cook it in. I don't think I'd trust them today. AND PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THOSE 🙄 But it was the best damn turkey ever. And believe it or out. That was some 4 or 5 decades ago. And I still hear a story about it now and then. ... people are Cruel , hungry, but cruel 😂 🖖
It NEVER fills you up.
Soup is just undercooked stew !
Whoever this is doesnt live in a state with good Ramen or Pho lol
Soup isn't something you eat when you're hungry.
@tyro244
10 күн бұрын
tBut is is something you make and eat when you are so poor you don't know when your next meal come. It was a staple of the Great Depression. Anyone who hates soup has never gone hungry a day in their life.
@MsRollingstone11
10 күн бұрын
@@tyro244 While I have never starved, I have spent most of my life below the poverty level. Does that mean I HAVE to love soup and hate filet mignon? Your logic is unsound.
@samiam619
10 күн бұрын
@@MsRollingstone11No, but when you can’t afford Filet Mignon, soup is better than going hungry.
@MsRollingstone11
10 күн бұрын
@@samiam619 facts
@TwisterTornado
9 күн бұрын
@@samiam619 Sure, but if the Great Depression happened again, the American public has added many, many more convenience and "poverty foods", since that time period. They had canned foods and hot dogs. Maybe margarine was already invented, too. But we also have fake cheeses, soy burgers/milk, and every carcinogenic, artificial color/flavoring/preservative of the modern era...
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
What about small soup
i mean, they're not wrong! go watch 'alone', soup is what you make when you don't have real food!
Soup is excellent for people who are sick. They need liquidy, soft food, they may need to replenish sodium, and they need to eat slowly. So soup is great for sick people. But I have no idea why a healthy person would want soup.
Drink soup in a mug not slurp with a bowl and spoon
he has trimmed down
Is chili soup?
@cynthiar6426
10 күн бұрын
Not when I make it. My mother's was pretty soupy, though.
@samiam619
10 күн бұрын
@@cynthiar6426And it better have beans in it, otherwise it’s just a spicy meat sauce…
@cynthiar6426
10 күн бұрын
@@samiam619 I like beans in mine. I usually use dark red kidney beans. Dang, now I'm craving chili! 😁
@Cyber-Riot
9 күн бұрын
I once heard someone say "If you put beans in Chili, you don't know beans about chili." I don't prefer beans in my chili, but I can deal with them as long as they are used conservatively. Where I'm from, if you add beans it's called "Yankee Chili".
Did CallMeKevin send this in...?
Soup is tooo salty 0:54
I hate soup because soup looks like vomit to me. 🤮 I don’t like mushy food either, so nope.🙂↔
How disappointing; clicked into comments to see what y'all had to say about soup, and its a new video, this is the 2nd comment.
@My-Pal-Hal
10 күн бұрын
NO SOUP FOR YOU 😂🤣😂 ... couldn't help myself
I also hate soup.
I can enjoy most soups but mushroom is never a first or even second choice but what is up with French onion soup? That should never be on the menu.
i want to be friends with the soup haters.
I don't even like the word....soup
The soup hater kinda makes sense..
Remember that Trump joke when you’re speaking Spanish.
Some peoples' children..... 🙄
I have a distinct distaste for tomato soup. So yucky pointless and boring.
@samiam619
10 күн бұрын
Not if it’s Campbell’s tomato soup paired with grilled cheese sandwiches!
@MsRollingstone11
10 күн бұрын
Right, have to add the grilled cheese sandwich.
@kypparmstrong2775
10 күн бұрын
Maybe you're not making it right, with condensed soup I use milk instead of water. Add a little minced garlic and dried onion bits and a thin pat of butter and basil. Don't forget the grilled cheese sandwich 😂!
I don’t like soup.
I've often felt soup is just dirty water; we don't have much money to buy stuff, so let's just dirty up this free water and make it seem like a meal .... :L
@reneeandchrisforever
9 күн бұрын
You’ve nailed my thoughts exactly. Soggy, mushy food in dirty water. I hate soup.
He reads his act? Really?
Anyone who hates soup is, deep down, a sad and terrible excuse for a human being.