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@bloopbloop9687

2 жыл бұрын

your shirt is very fitting considering the story

@vgs1259

2 жыл бұрын

Are you working on another comedy special?

@Digitalhunny

2 жыл бұрын

Thinking that here today, watching this video.... We're _all_ so very much alike. We really are some serious fckin' weirdos! And it's _so_ fckin' brilliant! Thank you Josh. & thank you to your wife. We woman, we've _all_ wondered. It's just that a few of us, have been crazy enough to ask & try. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cheers!🍻

@robbierusso4672

2 жыл бұрын

Fokkin Hilarious! J. W. Is da shit!

@randomnessly

2 жыл бұрын

I want that shirt 😂

I like how he says that with the t shirt saying "I like weird shit" 🤣🤣🤣

@thatonepatriot7078

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

dude you and your wife are a perfect match. that humor, love it

“I am your father” killed me😂

@bloopbloop9687

2 жыл бұрын

same

@jenkzkh

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣

@jorgecastillo9235

2 жыл бұрын

May you Rest In Peace ✌️ 🙏

@jasonvargas7564

2 жыл бұрын

My Dad says the same to me, when I’m holding his

@jdmlife4820

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"I cleaned the bathroom" killed me! Very true

@pikkuhc

2 жыл бұрын

You ruined the punchline

@dutchvanderbilt9969

2 жыл бұрын

I used to do that!

@timothymaharaj5861

2 жыл бұрын

Every guy has done this🤣

@jorgecastillo9235

2 жыл бұрын

May you Rest In Peace ✌️ 🙏

@monkeymunchie9717

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothymaharaj5861 that is true 😂😂

"Make it talk. Can it say something?"🤣 Made me spit water!😄

Relationship goals right there, man. When you are so close that you feel comfortable asking the weird questions that you've been suppressing for years...

Can't say I've been "proud" of cleaning the toilet but, can confirm we do aim at shit (literally) to remove it 😂

@ivannasha5556

2 жыл бұрын

My shit could be used to build sky scrapers. Nothing can hurt it. You can literally piss on that shit every time you go and still have to break out the pro tools.

@sarahmoon-sapp1195

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivannasha5556 My husband is like that. I swear his shit is like set concrete, and he manages to cover the ENTIRE bowl, wayyy beyond the water! All I can say is: PLEASE SEND HELP, preferably in the form of cleaning fairies with a pumice stone.

@tigergreg8

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao, Yes, I do that too.

@davidb3491

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, this comment blew up 🤣

@tigergreg8

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidb3491 When you speak the truth, and people see it, it happens.

I just died for about 5 minutes because I asked my boyfriend that I now live with if it’s true and he just looks back like ☺️ and he said he’s been trying to get the shit out of the toilet for the past couple days 😂😂😂

Josh got such charisma, and i love how he's so secure about himself that he can talk about anything without feeling bad or anything.

It felt like somebody else was flying the fuckin plane killed me 😂😂😂

i love the guys in the audience high fiving eachother LMAOAOAOAO 4:10

The awkward looks I got from the prison guards at work while dying laughing at this bit made it all that much better

@thomasr1051

2 жыл бұрын

Hope the rest of your time goes well

@aracelyarredondo4691

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasr1051 hee said he was at work lol

4:06 you gave out classified information Josh. That was classified man information.

@mockingjay_2397

2 жыл бұрын

He's spying for the other side *Tango located. Take the shot*

@GaryLiseo

2 жыл бұрын

That’s classified? Since when?

@mattmart1345

2 жыл бұрын

@@GaryLiseo Longest facepalm I've ever done.

@enricocolon226

2 жыл бұрын

@@GaryLiseo wooosh

@GaryLiseo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmart1345 I have 9 siblings, 4 of which are guys so we're pretty open about that stuff.

I've just always assumed every man "cleans the bathroom", but I've always thought that was our little guy secret that we don't tell the ladies.

Asked my husband if he ever "cleaned the toilet" while peeing. He smiled and said " I can neither confirm or deny" and walks away. lMFAO , that's a yes.

dude just murdered the whole set

Your jokes always cheer me up, keep being awesome Josh! Xx

I've definitely cleaned my share of bowls. Even at other people's houses. Makes me feel like a worthy guest.

You are personally my favorite comedian. You always manage to make me laugh. Keep it up!

I've had girls hold it, completely unexpecting, they start spraying down the bathroom like it's on fire and they're holding a firehose! 🤣🤣🤣

I love how weird josh stands with the mic stand behind him. Like that one pose he does with his leg behind him it looks like he’s about to run a race 😂

I was laughing so hard at this that my husband came inside from the garage because he couldn't tell what was going on and if my shrieking was good or bad and wanted to make sure I hadn't fallen over and broken my leg again or something 😅 Way to go!!!

One of the best bits I've seen. "Cleaning the toilet" is so real that they've done studies. They put a speck on the bottom of urinals in the Netherlands, and reduced the amount of urine on the floor by 60%.

I stopped breathing for a second I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂

he’s really exposing his family & himself 😂, buh he’s so funny keep it in

Also my girlfriend held it for 6 weeks straight when I had brain surgery

@franktheballer6315

2 жыл бұрын

@suriyawalker I’m waiting for her parents to say yes

@atomickitten4648

2 жыл бұрын

May you have a lifetime of happiness and joy together ♥️♥️

@GaryLiseo

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s commitment. I didn’t have anyone to hold mine when having brain surgeries (8 years ago). If I had to have more I’m not sure I’d want someone to hold it for me

@linkholder

2 жыл бұрын

@@franktheballer6315 they say yes yet king?

@somerandomperson5473

2 жыл бұрын

Did she say she felt like luke Skywalker?

Look at the guys high-fiving eachother at the bottom left after he said that(4:12)😂

They say we can't aim....she got it everywhere

Keep em rolling Josh 🙏❤️

"Face looks stupid look that way" 🤣🤣

Everything he said is 100% true! My girl did the same shit when she wanted to hold it for me once, and the toilet cleaning spot on

What he says: "And if it's a tough little thing, you get closer and push" What I see: SpongeBob: MOOORRE POOOWEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!

Damn......and here I thought I was the only sharpshooter. 😤😂💯

Pure gold!!! 😂😂

That was hilarious!!!

Dude your jokes are freakin Awsome😂😂🤣🤣

4:21 “I cleaned the bathroom!” Killed me 🤣🤣

bro. this guy is so fucking amazing. it's insane

Josh your a savage 😂😂😂 stop telling our secrets.

This was a great Bit Josh! Cheers! #FanForLife

The funniest line. "She just started to shake it James"

Droopy dog killed me

I just can’t 🤣

that’s a keeper right there fr

3:14 THIS WAS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THIS TO GO 🤣🤣🤣

OMG-This made me laugh out loud!

The cleaning the toilet bit killed me🤣

I'm so happy you always make me laugh. Trying to get my mind off my family being evicted next week with nowhere to go.. I thought who do I know that is funny 100% of the time. Josh Wolf. Thank you. 🙂🙂

All the guys high five eachother lmao

"Its not a toy" lol

I've done it! It's hilarious!!! Every couple should do it. 😂🤣

*I cleaned the bathroom* is so true and bet we all can relate to it. Especially 4:26 - your time to shine , your time to show what you're made of! If you fail... well , you can always try another time , big man. **Just because you failed , it doesn't make you a failure**

Bahahahahaha this is awesome. I needed this laugh so much 🤣

Yes I done this for my husband of 13 years, it was adorable, and bonding, and I'll do it again lol.

One thing that makes me proud is when there is some toilet paper in the toilet when I'm peeing......and I start to cut it in half or try to cut shapes into it with just the power of my pee. I feel like a human version of one of those CNC WaterJet Machines. I try to cut circles and triangles out. Its fun to pee when you're a guy

@masong695

2 жыл бұрын

@Filthy Kallahan Username checks out

@darkoale3299

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one!

@nicksurfs1

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how my parents potty trained me. They would put one or two squares of toilet paper in and tell me to aim at that. The day I successfully cut a star will always be my proudest day!

@sarahmoon-sapp1195

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicksurfs1 I potty trained my son by having him aim at Cheerios, that's pretty standard for moms nowadays.

My 1st wife asked to do this when we were dating. She aimed it right into her makeup bag. I died laughing. She never asked again.

This Mark Norman guy killed me.

That was fuckin hilarious

The band at the end was pretty cool.

@OFCR1

2 жыл бұрын

who are they?

"I cleaned the bathroom" Anyone else had a shit so big that it created a skid mark above the water line and then you just cleaned it off w your piss or is it just me?

The Star Wars part killed me 🤣

*"Do It"* "That's not how it works"

Love this guy

Man that shit was great.

"I'M A SHARPSHOOTER!" OMFG bro I WANNA SEE YOU IN PERSON SO BAD HOLY SHIT

4:00 facts bro🤣

Oh man I'm dying😂😂

Hilarious!!!! Great. Truisms!

omg that shit was soo great my cheeks hurt

Love ur videos ☺️

LOVED the Droopy Dog reference!!

@AdamGoldswain

2 жыл бұрын

🤔😏😏😏😉😜😂😈❤️👍

Omg this is me, I got to do it and treated it like a lightsaber too 😂😂😂

You is funny dude. Isn't it Grand that we can look in the mirror and laugh. Good way to start the day off!

love ur stuff dad !!!

Bro I am dying way to funny

Lmfao best one yet

I honestly can't even get a minute into this video without dying of laughter

Man, I love, LOVE that outro!

This is quality 😂😂

blessed that thats what his wife wanted to do of all the things man, you both got off easy.

This man out here giving away trade secrets!

Haha! Glad I’m not the only one to ask that question.

Wow I wasn't expecting that lmao 😂🤣

the cleaning toilet part is so true

Cleaning the toilet is sooo true!!!

Sooo Real!!! & Absolutely frickin HA!-larious! Best set of Urs I’ve seen yet!!! 👍👏👍💗🤣😂🤣💗👏👍👏

Ole side piece fell asleep while holding mine….priceless moment in my life

I clean the bathroom 😂

I wanna hear Droopy Dog. 😂🤣😂🤣😅

I wanted to hear about James' side haha

That "do it" reminded me of palpatine.

Ah man I’d love to see you live!! Come to Ireland 🇮🇪❤️

IM A SHARP SHOOTER!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

" do it" like it's a fckn rocket launcher lmao, is funny because I've had ex that liked doing that also

Lmao oh yeah I clean the toilet. Omg So true

I haven't tried getting closer. Life changing info.

Josh putting marriage counselors out of business.

Haha great 🤣

This was good.