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@delt2743

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve only been thru a check point one time. CHP wanted to chat I told him I was in a hurry to get to casino. I hadn’t had anything to drink or toke. Knowing I was completely sober it still felt good for him to let me go. Thanks for my bedtime laugh as I’m smoking a joint

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@delt2743 I'm always afraid every time I get pulled over. Sober or not. Most cops I've met are just dirty. I live in Houston, TX.

@zephiraford9548

3 жыл бұрын

This made my sweet 16 a little less shitty today

@delt2743

3 жыл бұрын

@@EikottXD yes I agree about getting pulled over. The awesome feeling when a cop passes you by.

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@delt2743 Better than finding out you passed an STD test bruh lol

A cop could tell me there’s a sandwich on the hood of my car while I’m sober and I’d still get excited.

@easytoslip

3 жыл бұрын

prolly hafta be chocolate cupcake with frosting for me

@ozzy7109

3 жыл бұрын

😂 same

@JoshWolfComedy

3 жыл бұрын

HAAAAAAAA

@recklessmermaid

3 жыл бұрын

look one time after work i set my cell phone on the roof of my car and drove home. Several miles, on a freeway, over a bridge, through a residential area and into my driveway. before i got out of the car i looked for my phone, then remembered the last place i had it. jumped out...the mfer was still there, it rode all the way home and didn't move. so yeah i'll believe anything.

@mrpandasian8871

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man, free food is free food

He probably knew who you were, and if you weren't swerving, or driving like a moron while pulling over to the side, he just let you go. Either bad at his job, or cool cop, or both... LMFAO

@Madmatt18

3 жыл бұрын

as a californian theres a lot of cool 😎 cops here i once got a "Warning" from a cop for merging from a turn lane into the lane in front of them without a blinker and i had my car piece sittin in my cup holder

@michaelpobuk1572

3 жыл бұрын

id like to think the cop knew and was just fucking with him

@TheSzerk

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not so popular

@ChriseanMcInnis

3 жыл бұрын

Good guy, bad job

@coralrose5754

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasconnell1556 ...

I had a officer ask me to do the alphabet backwards in Australia, got three letters and he laughed and told me to move on

@easytoslip

3 жыл бұрын

I'd been deep into studying music and got asked the alphabet coming home from a live show, it went like this: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, A, fuck!

@julesking8355

3 жыл бұрын

Were you high

@mikevisby8744

3 жыл бұрын

I was bored and kept going through the alphabet backwards in my head until I got it down as well as I can recite it normally. Useless ability but now it is super easy to do.

@duhduu6658

3 жыл бұрын

@@easytoslip Lol musical alphabet

@ELing-ib1ki

2 жыл бұрын

@@easytoslip bro you forgot the sharps and flats 😔

I wasn't even high but that lips through the window but made me burst out laughing

@gerardligonde8035

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, this is my daily dose of laughs. Every day I watch at least one video of Josh Wolf and I laugh my heart out. So, thank you for this wonderful and hilarious comedian who cheers up my life.

@TheDivergentDrummer

3 жыл бұрын

I seriously thought he was accidentally going to roll it up lol

@christinecannibal844

2 жыл бұрын

I cant imagine seeing that shit at all and not laughing, let alone high lmao 😂

4:37 "Yeah you right, u right" killed me! So real.

Dude is seriously one of the best story tellers ever. I got pulled over high as shit and was able to get out of it too. Luckily the cop let me go because it was one of the worst towns to get busted in.

@skipads8784

2 жыл бұрын

Meh, I've gotten pulled over high and speeding. 88mph in a 55 with smoke rolling out the window. I didn't even get a written warning. 😀 It's good to live in a small commy and know all the officers.

@kimberlymastin5857

4 ай бұрын

​@@skipads8784I'm usually going under the speed limit and cars are flying by and I look at my speed and I'm doing 35 mph LOL 🤣 no wonder I felt like I was driving in a nascar race LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Yo just brought some Taco Bell home and saw this notification. Night gonna be lit Edit 12/31/20: I love how I didn’t even mention that I actually work at Taco Bell too😂

@NepiPen.

3 жыл бұрын

NICEEEE

@danieljlepiscopo

3 жыл бұрын

You, sir, have yourself a nice evening.

@fritzzy3982

3 жыл бұрын

You better smoke weed

@austinwinslow1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@fritzzy3982 haha u know I did/still am

@austinwinslow1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieljlepiscopo you too

What’s even better is that I was high while watching this 😂😂😂.

@sadghost4208

3 жыл бұрын

Feels homie lmfao

@loganflagg2596

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@_Jesus.Christ.Is.Lord_

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@absar.kahn.9164

3 жыл бұрын

I don't find it surprising as well, you must be. For sure.

@driekonsangel

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"In the future there will be flying cars" Josh: "Best I can do is drive high"

@gimygaming8655

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"Guess who's not goin' to jail, ya boi!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My buddy said he was riding in a car with a guy who was baked, the cop knew it cause he reaked of weed. But anyways the cop asked him to roll the window down completely. And a few seconds later after asking if he had smoked or drank anything, he asked him to roll the window down again. The guy literally tried to roll his window down for a solid 10 seconds before realizing what just happened. He said it was the funniest shit ever

@etangbose4755

2 жыл бұрын

Ik a guy who got a dui riding a bicycle....

"What seems to be the officer problem?" Randy Marsh

@midori_salas

2 жыл бұрын

"Is there a problem occifer?" Leo from the Fotohut.

We've all said this to ourselves at least once while driving high "*deep breath* just don't look high" 😂😂

Ooh new background, does this mean we might be getting a new special.

@cydaguy1926

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shiet I hope

“What kinda sandwich?” That one got me too, right at the end.

I've never driven nor gotten high but I will take this advice to my grave.

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

And your name is Blazer Heata. Okaaaay..

@nosohoentertainment4642

3 жыл бұрын

advice?

@blazerheata6479

3 жыл бұрын

@@EikottXD can't be bothered to change it man

@blazerheata6479

3 жыл бұрын

@@nosohoentertainment4642 "Don't look High"

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@blazerheata6479 Wait, you've never driven?

I'm higggh AF right now listening to Josh's comedy. The storytelling, freekin awesome!! Had my eyes closed, It was like I was there! 😂😂My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!

He was probably higher then u

I imagined him delivering the final punchline in his son's voice...it just seemed appropriate

Fun fact: you actually can turn around at a dui check point and as long as you don’t have any other reason to be pulled over then you can’t be pulled over for that reason alone.

@notmyrealname2874

3 жыл бұрын

True, but U-turns are illegal where I'm at, and the only place to turn around on the highway is emergency only cutouts. So you're right, you just can't do that legally. They gon chase ya

@DaReff

3 жыл бұрын

real-life equivalence of an Uno Reverse card

@IIIFrenchyIII

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact they will pull you over for anything and lie.

@laynhate6112

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, DUI checkpoints are actually illegal

@etta5487

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but when do cops actually follow the law lmao

If you look closely you can see dwayne the rock johnson in the audience

@smiller128

3 жыл бұрын

Look closely. Hell he takes up half the audience

@fuzionfool6955

3 жыл бұрын

U cant miss that big bald head

@mixwb

3 жыл бұрын

That's really him?

@joshfrueh3371

3 жыл бұрын

@@mixwb no😂

@blackcat5771

3 жыл бұрын

@@mixwb

I love seeing those people u turn when they see a dui check. And there goes the motorcycles after them. I've even drove through a dui check wile my car was hot boxed and got waved through. Whoooooowwwwwwwww.

“Just don’t look high” so relatable

I was waiting in line one time pretty buzzed and the cop talked to the guy infront of me for a few minutes and finally he made him pull off to the side and waved me by without even talking to me. I got so lucky, I just knew I was going to jail.. Lmao.

"What kind of sandwich?" my best guess, a BLT. or PBJ.

@amberboyle5566

3 жыл бұрын

Meatball sub!

@devanbush3643

3 жыл бұрын

2 best sandwiches ever

4am is not a time I should be laughing my ass off.. But this was a good start to the day

0:45 "It's science!" im surprised no one laughed lmao

Yo already know this is going to be funny af

@blragh

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out you were wrong...

Gotta be honest, I’d fall for the “sandwich on the roof” too. Cuz I’m forgetful as FUCK. I’d think I bought a sandwich and forgot it on the roof when I got in the car

Probably the most loving peaceful gentle hilarious guy in the world always turns my frown upside down🤣🥰

Who tf is holding their drink in front of the camera

2:13 that's an alien 👽 shadow with antennas

Is it odd that Forrest Gump credits are rolling on my TV when he says Forrest Gump

"There's a sandwich on the hood of your car" Oh shit... Is it roast beef? I could totally go for some roast beef right now if I'm being honest officer 😂

I deadass just got pulled over stoned and got away with it

Guess who’s not going to jail?! Ya boy!! 🤣🤣🤣

i drive high too lol. not all the time but occasionally i'll hit my dab pen in the morning. i usually don't get caught smelling like it though or with a ton of smoke in my car. i've also never ran into a DUI checkpoint.

@UncleBen-fd5xi

3 жыл бұрын

I do and almost every day. After work I roll one and smoke it in my way home and if I go out in the evening I smoke one or two again in my car. Gladly I havent been pulled over yet 😂

@everybodyclapyourhands4742

3 жыл бұрын

@@UncleBen-fd5xi I’m starting to do what you do less and less cause I can’t take no risks

@UncleBen-fd5xi

3 жыл бұрын

@@everybodyclapyourhands4742 i still do it today and meanwhile I got pulled over twice + the police rolled up on me once but I live in Portugal and the laws here are very chill and I had luck with the police officers and they just let me go on. I don’t do it everyday tho. Its summer and I Only smoke in my car when I drive on the highway because its a longer trip otherwise when Im driving in the city I stop to smoke at a nice spot. But as soon as it gets cold I will do it every day again. Driving high its not hard or impossible. I drive slow and careful and I do that for years. Everything good so far.

“What kinda sandwich “ the important questions.

When you find out the breathalyzers don’t pick up weed

@publicserviceannouncement4777

3 жыл бұрын

You speak facts. My friend has one installed in her car or she can't drive. She's still smokes weed and is still driving!

@ginobertoli1915

3 жыл бұрын

@@publicserviceannouncement4777 funny thing is I’m under aged but I know this from my friends because they all got stopped by cops and they smoke weed but not one of them faild the breathalyzer

@publicserviceannouncement4777

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! We know "the secret."😉

@josephkay4219

3 жыл бұрын

That is true but FYI don’t smoke too much before driving, they can get a warrant to take your blood sample and test it for THC. I’m sure they won’t do that though unless you’re lit lmao

I failed a dui test once. I was high af and had everything on me. I knew I was going to jail so I was actually kinda just like let’s do this thing. I let him know where everything was and thought it was gonna be a smooth process. As nice as he was, he seemed really suspicious of me because I was giggling so much... and told me that my car is basically sideways right now “are you drunk!?” I didn’t see that ditch and it just got funnier. Long story short another cop had to come gimme a dui test even tho I didn’t have any alcohol in my system, and I failed miserably. I was serious at times and I straight up told him about my stigmatism and extremely bad coordination and he was like yeah I remember. (I had no clue who this guy was) I had only been living in the area for like two years off and on. And haven’t been in trouble before, no tickets etc etc. turns out even tho I failed and parked in a 4 foot ditch vertically he let me go. Also he had mentioned he knew my mother. I haven’t had contact with my mom in forever probably like 5 years or so. Wtf she been up too 😅😪

@kdcustoms1272

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@fkglf7232

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf you up to

@julesking8355

3 жыл бұрын

She getting the pipe homie

@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

3 жыл бұрын

@@julesking8355 Damn it. Beat me to it.

@jobliar937

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably confused

4:20 me watching this high af laughing

@parps6dita290

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 4 : 20 , nice

"this is sum bunk ass shit, i SHOULD smell like weed right now" 🤣🤣

What he should point out with humor is, that these dui stops are completely unconstitutional! Just crack your window and say, " am I being detained for any articuable suspension, am I free to go?" Driving normally down the highway, is no grounds for ANY stop!

The cop who saw this: 👁👄👁

Dude. I’m. So. High. And he’s smart asf

Always make me laugh brother! much love from Ireland

"Just don't look high" an extremely powerful mantra to pass getting pulled over while high. I'm so grateful for all the times this has worked and for all the times I will you use this in the future. Josh Wolf is fucking hilarious, love his comedy! I love that while watching this they had a DUI ad 🤣🤣🤣

and this my friends is how to get through a DUI

Absolutely love your stuff dude! This and your ultimate practical joke are my favorites. Keep up the great work Josh

3 songs, 2 miles, 1 joint

Man ...I need to get a babysitter for when he comes to orlando improv

You most definitely can get out of a ticket avoiding a dui checkpoint

Dude things things make me happy and sad both together.. Happy to see such a legend.. And sad to never actually can see u in real life.. Hope u come to India someday sir.. Have a good day. Love from hr14

one of his best vids ahahhaha ily

love waking up too some good new josh wolf

My favorite line of this whole segment was "...ya know when your asshole has a heart beat?!!!..."

The punch killed me! Nice!

They cant stop ya when your weed game on point

Josh wolf is the goat

Great way to start my Friday morning good shit Josh. When the next time going to be a show in Northern California

Not me saying “what kinda sandwich?” at the exact same time as him 😂

This dude is Randy Marsh in real life

Josh Wolf is my spirit animal

My high ass laughed so hard at the lips in the window!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely love dieing during these videos 😂☠️

This story is terrific😂😂

That’s the secret, if you’re always high you never look high LOL

I love this man

He went full Gump!!!😝😝😛🤣🤣

Someone get this man a Netflix special

My thought just before he says "What kind of sandwich?" was "Well I'll just take care of that right now."

Man you've gotta be the funniest person I've ever seen😂 keep up the good work bro

I went through a similar thing a few years ago, and I have to say, it was one of the scariest moments of my life lmaooo

The end had me thinking way too hard

This is amazing 😂

Few people really get me laughing and Josh is one of them!

legit was watching your first edible one then this notification popped up damn love this shit

"I'm going to jail at the end of the 3rd song" hahahahaha been there bruh.

Lol perfect

"How are they gonna DUI test a stoner?" Ask if you want nacho cheese and chili with your Funions?

MAN you are awesome

Lol damnit man I was holding my hit you did that gump shit I laughed coughed and blacked out LMFAO that's funny shit man. Keep being you my dude!

Tough crowd, I was dying the whole time

I love it man

Bro you rock josh

cops caught him driving high

Damn just hearing that story makes me scared af. Thats when you are caught straight up

this is the funniest stuff ive seen in a while!

The sandwich got me cracking up

I DONT WANT A DRINK!

What kind of sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂 that killed me omfg

Look at the left arm in the thumb nail 🤣 great story tho!

So well executed.

I just found this dude a few days ago randomly in my suggested videos from KZread and I can’t stop watching

Yo you were absolutely hilarious on YMH, super stoked to find your stuff on here too

Sandwich on the hood was clutch 😂

I was watching that when it went away bro😂

This is my favorite now

This’ll be a good one