Him: “Head... Shoulders” Me: *KNEES AND TOES*

@zoe.l.s

4 жыл бұрын

Ruby Spider heyyy I’m not the only one!!

@keilad.6226

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, i see you are one of the culture😏😏😌

@bigbussyprincess1800

4 жыл бұрын

Head and shoulders shampoo 😳

@keilad.6226

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigbussyprincess1800 😳😳t-thats hawt

@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Him: “ awe honey what’s wrong..?” Me: “ well, it all started when I was born..”

@MaishaOnTop

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@hutao9373

4 жыл бұрын

#relatable

@Honeypanik

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@scarrd3493

4 жыл бұрын

#relatable

@larakennedy2644

4 жыл бұрын

Mood 😂

my friends: “so who’s your new boyfriend?” me: *shows them these audios*

@Levon_Hill

4 жыл бұрын

Beware my love

@UpliftingJas

4 жыл бұрын

@@Levon_Hill beware of what

@Ushitoshi_Wakajima

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes🤣

@Maya-jz1zv

4 жыл бұрын

What friends, wtf

@lacedarrow

4 жыл бұрын

😌🤚

Me, a girl with curly hair looking at this title like: *back tf up hun*

@TheFabi182

4 жыл бұрын

"dont touch them, my curls decided to behave today". He can touch the roots tho

@angienure5323

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH I CAN RELATE SO HARD!!!

@aquarius2042

4 жыл бұрын

same

@iamalleb9245

4 жыл бұрын

MY GAWD SAME THE STRUGGLE WITH CURLY HAIR

@aaliyahrose712

4 жыл бұрын

I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL Him: “let me play with your hair” Me: boi not with these defined curls i need these to last

Him : " your eyes are all puffy, I think you cried " Me : ExCuSe Me I aM NoT a BaBy, I dOn'T cRy. **starts tearing up because I realize how much I cry**

@jainaalchorn3547

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@loveygummi

4 жыл бұрын

me too, ill cry at the stupidest times. like something sad will happen and ill be perfectly fine but then sometimes ill just randomly burst out in tears... it's a curse

@barbatostea

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to cry today because my mom asked if I wanted mc Donald's and my sis said NO (even though I didn't eat all day) *She better sleep with one eye open from now on*

@teddyaed3219

3 жыл бұрын

Poob Boop keep an eye out for seleaner - 👄👁

The “Hmmms” and “mmMmm” and “mhmms” get me every time.

“no hitting! bedroom rules.” me: u sure? lol “well, sort of.” me: *profusely blushes*

@manda5294

3 жыл бұрын

😳😳

@broski.d13

3 жыл бұрын

*S I M P*

I know this is gonna sound a little weird but K has honestly become my safe place. Whenever I’m anxious or lonely or just in a bad mood, I listen to his audios and feel a lot better

@Agagnier

4 жыл бұрын

Same for me but I found CardlinAudio first so I have a deeper connection.

@larrystylinson4175

4 жыл бұрын

MK. J.E. BA. cardlin hits different

@killerqueen6733

4 жыл бұрын

@@Agagnier same omg he's the best

@AlexAlex-wy6iz

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? His audios are just so calming, they makes me so happy 😄

@zyanyaipac1345

3 жыл бұрын

Facts.

Why doesn't KZread have a love button instead of a like button?!

@talileonard2553

4 жыл бұрын

babygirlxhorror 94 because it doesn’t need to

@laurakate001

4 жыл бұрын

babygirlxhorror 94 we obviously need it

@adijaangel7764

4 жыл бұрын

It makes sense why would you put a dislike button there. Just put a love button and no dislike button

@elizalee7833

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@queenpotat7694

3 жыл бұрын

@@adijaangel7764 agreed

Imagine laying in bed and hearing the person sleeping next to u yell something like "NANI"

@takokoo

4 жыл бұрын

Givemebleach Now IAIIDHE 💀😂😂😂😂

@bellaocappella

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf 😂

@retrored-be2mj

4 жыл бұрын

me ; “NaNi?!??!!!!” him ; *suprised pikachu* “excuse me, what?”

@marianneh1887

4 жыл бұрын

Omg...i think I would scream too

@talileonard2553

4 жыл бұрын

Well they’re Japanese or speak Japanese that’s probably going to happen 😂

Him: *breathes* Me: I love you 🥺 Fun fact: I’ve actually used that Library Card line before, I’ve never been so proud

@irisenriquez7159

4 жыл бұрын

That's just cringe

@zoe.l.s

4 жыл бұрын

Iris Enríquez it is what it is

@papa_is_back_with_the_milk

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoe.l.s yes it is what it is 😩✨

“My little girl”. “Kitten”. K ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME For real tho please always say pet names because ITS SO CUTE 😭💖

*glances up at my afro* I don’t know if that’s gonna work out, boo.

@cinnamongirl7519

3 жыл бұрын

😭😅word

@earthtotiffanyy

3 жыл бұрын

Fr 😔👊🏾

*Dis is so niceee* Why can't actual guys be like thisss

@Levon_Hill

4 жыл бұрын

❤️

@maryamaziz6527

4 жыл бұрын

actually they r there they just dont show it cuz they feel the girls want someone rough and tough good looking etc...... trust me i know i hv 3 brothers (elder than me ) 😂👌

@frozencocoa8599

4 жыл бұрын

justchilling eatingmafood I feel your pain I have 4 older brothers

@user-mx5dq7tw2r

4 жыл бұрын

... some of us are like this, but can't show it because no one wants us..

@joannegould4960

4 жыл бұрын

@@frozencocoa8599 I have 5

*has my natural curly hair all out that I look like a lion now* Me: _reads title_ Me: well hello there- 👀😂

@iiEdensBlessingii

4 жыл бұрын

Höney Bee bro I felt that 😂😂😂

@berenicedt5303

4 жыл бұрын

Höney Bee oof the dangers of it getting tangled

@berenicedt5303

4 жыл бұрын

@@EJ-qp8vs part of our soul and our hair

We black Girls be like no Way 😂😂

@jazmin_219

Жыл бұрын

me: laughs with my 4c hair 😭😭

@sarahg5271

3 ай бұрын

Frrrr

Me: *watches with my sister* also me: *holds my breath the entire time*

@mxbuns8454

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes guys, nobody fuck this gem up

@quartz_cosplays2785

4 жыл бұрын

cozybang I fucked it up by accident I’m so sorry-

@krisbang2382

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll give you a like but... You have 69likes and... I’m weird

@mxbuns8454

4 жыл бұрын

@@quartz_cosplays2785 arrested

"Nothing got you." Well, you did, K.

OMG, I woke up from a bad dream and found this... I legit started crying 😭 (It sucks cause my bf was at work, which caused me to freak out a little more, then i saw the notification and I started crying. I'm currently hugging my pillow listening to this while I text my bf....)

Him: what would make you happy right now? Me: listening to your voice

I went through SEVEN different boyfriend asmr channels to find the right one. WE HAVE A WINNER 🏆🏆

@rainechristian4421

3 жыл бұрын

congrats, you have made it to the BESG boyfriend audio asmr channel ever. Enjoy!

Is it weird I’m listening to this whilst wrapping Christmas presents...

@noelkingston5072

4 жыл бұрын

girl i listen to these doing anything. laundry, homework, drawing. literally everything lmao

@marissaduarte9069

3 жыл бұрын

@@noelkingston5072 same bro 😂

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he sends tingles down my bacc.. when he calls me sweetie or babie or any other cute pet names

@ellie-pm9hp

4 жыл бұрын

*baby

@choisanwoojung

4 жыл бұрын

it’s slang lmao

@ellie-pm9hp

4 жыл бұрын

- heavensvfx still not grammatically correct tho is it..🤭

@valtxpia

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellie-pm9hp no one asked

@choisanwoojung

4 жыл бұрын

ellie who gives a shit, it wasn’t supposed to be

I wear a bonnet sir 😂

Playing with my hair is my absolute weakness, I absolutely love it

i was about to have another nap cause im sick bUt look whaT wE hAvE hERe

@jamirahks

4 жыл бұрын

beagle wooof it’s the best feeling when you fall asleep to his audios...

@jamirahks

4 жыл бұрын

beagle wooof it’s the best feeling when you fall asleep to his audios...

@moonexe167

4 жыл бұрын

I listen to these when I sleep-

"love snores.." why was that so cute 🥺

I just stumbled on this and it's something I never tried before. I've been suffering with a lot of night terrors for the past few months and this somehow made that tight feeling in my chest feel a little bit better. It feels so odd knowing someone's voice, someone I don't know, can make me feel cared about, more than anyone else in my life can manage to. And your voice is lovely by the way. I feel less alone just lying here, I hope I'm not oversharing. This just helps. Thank you very much. I hope you have a lovely day x

**terrible pickup line** dont talk me i'm angy 🥺🥺

@pablosmith5190

4 жыл бұрын

say what now

@talileonard2553

4 жыл бұрын

Me in a nutshell

@willsbff

4 жыл бұрын

@@pablosmith5190 she angy

Him “it was chasing you” me automatically thinking forky from toy story chasing me 😭🖐🏻

@sleepyjester

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHSJSH

@lexy7650

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyjester IDK WHY BAHAHHA

Kick you? Sir, if I were to kick you, you’ll be kicked all the way to the moon- *Don’t test me* 💀😂 ಠ_ಠ

"Whatever it is, it's not stupid" Soul has left the chat

“Let me play with your hair” Me:*curly headed* Me:mmmm oki buuut....if your hand got stuck it’s not my fault🤷🏼‍♀️tho

@abbyjoana7123

4 жыл бұрын

I be like NOOOOO don't do IT! I just did them! They're so defined! Please no! I'M BEGGING YOU😭😭😭

THIS IS WHAT BEING SINGLE FOR ALL MY LIFE DOES TO ME

“What’s wrong?” Me: *period.*

My only nightmare is waking up without you ❤️

* blinks in 4c* you can’t touch my hair sir

Completely random but I really like today’s background. The blue black purple white is really pretty ❤️❤️

i don’t know what it is but i get butterflies when you include tickles ahaha. one day i would love an audio with a tickle fight involved or some cheer up tickles...❤️

@BrittLeighhhhhhhh

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@littlewolf4387

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please I love tickles

@cailynvries1788

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I would love that!

@abbigailmcmorrow2044

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@broski1922

3 жыл бұрын

yesss

This is when I love being Pansexual because my girlfriend listens to these ASMR boyfriend roleplays too.... ... So am I cheating on her or is she cheating with me??? Update: She broke up with me.... so I listened to these while crying in the closet

@eleanormcarthur9072

4 жыл бұрын

Touche 👌

@zoe_murtagh_03

4 жыл бұрын

Awwww, I'm so sorry to hear that.

@eleanormcarthur9072

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no!

@bryleigh_222

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry! Here is some love for you❤️♥️💛💚💙💜 And they are in rainbow order for LGBT+ community

*Bald people have left the chat*

@milo436

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

@sleepyjester

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHA

okay i know that it’s been a long time since this video went up.. but hear me out so if you listen very closely at 2:18 you hear is stomach growl i call those specific ones tummy farts but tell me WHY i found that so cute like...

@BoyfriendAudioASMR

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha you caught me! There's more than one audio where my stomach growled. xD

him : " aww honey what's wrong" me : I'm glad you asked **pull-up a 200 page PowerPoint**

"Bedroom rules . . . sort of."

Me on the outside: (づ￣ ³￣)づ touch my hair, poof Me on the inside: (ಥ﹏ಥ) it hurts for god sake. Stop trying to get your fingers trough my pigtail.

Him: let me play with ur hair Me:👩🏾‍🦱

Your jokes are so adorable, and your laugh is everything

me and my curly hair in my bonnet tf are you playing with the bonnet

That Joke was pretty good how about this One (When i found it I died) "I was wondering why the Ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me"

@takokoo

4 жыл бұрын

Kupfer why did I wheeze so hard 💀😂

@ChalkEChelcee

4 жыл бұрын

@@takokoo this means the Joke worked xD

@takokoo

4 жыл бұрын

Kupfer it definitely worked 😂😂😂

@ChalkEChelcee

4 жыл бұрын

@@takokoo I found a Joke for Christmas Season, shall I bring it? :D

@takokoo

4 жыл бұрын

Kupfer yes. 😂

Your laughing about the joke was really the prettiest thing I ever heard in my holeeeee life! I melted

K, you’ve done it again. I woke up early, seeing this update, listened to it, laughed, smiled and fall asleep. It’s like you really help me, this is always cute, whatever you do and make for us, I really appreciate it. Stay awesome K, wouldn’t get tired of listening to you. Your laugh especially, it tickles my ears. Stay healthy and amazing. ~❌⭕️❌⭕️

Hahahahaha.. Haha..... Hah... I’m so Single it’s starting to hurt ;-;

@berenicedt5303

4 жыл бұрын

GayIsYay XoX dont worry we all do UwU

@gayisyayxox2379

4 жыл бұрын

Bery Nice WE’RE ALL SINGLE PRINGLES!! ;-;

@berenicedt5303

4 жыл бұрын

Yess you are a part of the single girls with standards

@gayisyayxox2379

4 жыл бұрын

Bery Nice Thanks To K Very HIGH standards xD

@ilovewatermelon8587

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that

"let me play with your hair" boi my head is shaved i aint got nun

I swear every time you post it’s a video with exactly what I’ve been looking for forever omg

For the past 9 years (and still to this day) I get very vivid nightmares and have experienced multiple episodes of sleep paralysis. And I’ve dealt with these by myself as far as I could remember, but this was really nice and I am going to try using this audio to help me. Thank you, keep up the good work, your work means a lot~

Literally woke up from a bad nightmare and checked my phone looking for something to relax me and I see this. Thank you sm.

" let me play with your hair " . Sure hun . I just use my new conditioner , hope y like it . 😂

Him: let me play with your hair Has flash backs from year 3 when you best friend ate you hair: 👁💧👄💧👁 NO SIR

I can't be the only one who started singing head shoulders knees and toes at 1:06

Him: I know were you ticklish and you can’t stop me (Starts tickling) Me (slaps) I can’t stop you huh ?

I woke up from a nightmare and immediately searched this video up I feel so much better now this guy is literally perfect I get so happy listening to these videos Mydreamwaskindasimilartobeingchasedtoosothatwas:0

When this first came out, I remember being pretty upset since it was one of few audios I just couldn’t get absorbed into since I was very bald. Now, I finally have enough hair to play with so I’m looking forward to hearing it again.

THIS, THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE AUDIO.

*reads title and scratches head in black*

I see that KZread didn’t give me a notification- They prolly acting up based on how much dislikes they got at the Rewind 💀😂

@berenicedt5303

4 жыл бұрын

Höney Bee OMG SAME

@Tiffanynguyen53

4 жыл бұрын

They stop giving me notifications....

Bro this audio, made my heart just melt!!!

Me with a bonnet 👁👄👁

it wasn’t a nightmare, it was reality.

Me who never had a nightmare and if I did I don’t remember: 🕷👄🕷 damn..uh so then the clown was chasing me-

Me with curly hair: this is the *BEST* nightmare.

Why did this remind me of a not so funny nightmare... A giant crab was chasing after me it was really scary ;-;

@onyxmontero

4 жыл бұрын

Something Weird *;-; oh my god-* I feel bad for you, my Dream was about- My dream: *Me getting eaten by Ramen Noodles*

@Gin_D

4 жыл бұрын

Gay For Kirishima poor you... Btw I love your username 😏🤣

@dorianutterback6924

4 жыл бұрын

I was 8 when I had a terrifying nightmare. Some alien-like creature bit a dudes finger off. I saw every detail

@valtxpia

4 жыл бұрын

I had a dream of a giant pikachu chasing after me

@cr0wn_3713

4 жыл бұрын

@@onyxmontero what? XD

Me: *sees title* Also me: *cries in box braids*

I could listen to K’s soothing voice for hours and never get bored.

I started to have a nightmare then I woke myself up because I knew it would be really bad, then I came here and i feel a lot better. Thank you K for all your amazing videos 💖💖💖

Yo are we talking about the dragon that was chasing you in that dream again cause I remember that audio

umm i’m wearing a bonnet sooo-

I have listened to every single one of your videos and they never cease to make me feel better.❤

Wish I had someone like you in my life 🥺😣❤️

Him: I brought my library card- Me: ohhh nooooooo 😆 plz no 😆

"I won't think it's stupid" Me: *Number 1~ the blush*

Dear God all I want for Christmas is him a.k.a boyfriendaudio being my boyfriend 😂🤣

i think at this point i've fallen in love and i can't get up

I was going to rewatch an audio AND YOU POSTED WTH I LOVE YOU❤️

Yessss I was looking for nightmare asmr comforts and I thought u hadn't posted this week and then I stumbled across this and i-🤪🥳

*cries in 4c hair* just pet my head instead🥲

Him: I’m not gonna laugh I promise Me: well then in my dream James Charles was chasing me with a knife trying to kill me 😂 Him: I’m sorry it was chasing you 🤣

@cjfleming8005

4 жыл бұрын

LmaO

11:07 the "sort off" set me OFF😭😭

soo glad this was posted on my birthday thank you for the gift 😭😭!

My best friend leand over at my iPad and started to play with my hair I-

I was feeling pretty stressed about tomorrow because I have an exam , but as soon as this started I felt so calm ❤

It sounds like you were actually asleep.

it's insane how this was uploaded as I am having this problem. you're a gem, thanks for this. 💙😚

Is there any chance you can make an audio on like fear to love or being afraid to love ? ❤️

which hair.... . ... . .. .. .. . . .. . . ....

How can someone’s voice be so hot and soothing at the same time??????

I just woke up from a nightmare i hope this helps me to go back to sleep

i just woke up from a nightmare and went STRAIGHT here

@noidontneedtherapy6666

4 жыл бұрын

I DID THIS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO BROOOOOOOOO

ur the only thing that can make me fall asleep

Me: *just tries to go to sleep at 1 AM* K: “my little girl” Okay! That’s enough of sleep :). That had me melting like a child, xd.

@juline

2 жыл бұрын

My jaw dropped so fast… cause I wasn’t expecting that K gonna say Kitten, HELPPP.

This is so nice 😩 nobody comforts me when I get nightmares 😞