My head: get drunk Me: but I- My head: GET DRUNK Me:o-ok

@rum_coke_17

5 жыл бұрын

Kookiesss Are bomb lol 😂 I’m pretty sure that is exactly what goes through people minds before they get drunk

@nw3187

5 жыл бұрын

Sleepless Dreamer Definitely 😂😂

@kittyluvsu6566

4 жыл бұрын

@Sleepless Dreamer My older sis(21) had went out with some of her friends, and she had gotten drunk. Her friends brought her home around 1am after she passed out on the dance floor. The next morning, after her hangover, I said, “What was going through your head before you got drunk Big Sis?” And her response was, “The last thing I remember thinking about before I got drunk was some voice in my head yelling "Get drunk. Don’t question it. Just do it. Drink til you’re drunk. Don’t ask why. Just do it." I don’t remember anything after that.” And that’s all she could remember.

@luvlynex607

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I’m not aloud alcohol but I have had this fruit punch I got from a bar before and it made me completely out of my mind for like 10 hours so I will go get that

@djwolfie1363

3 жыл бұрын

I get surgur rushes it makes my class laugh once I had a red mountain dew in third grade I won it in bingo I ran into the wall 1000 and I am still one of the smartest

«The driver is not listening to us babe.” Me: yes he is, right mr. oovoo javar?

@buddylol5677

3 жыл бұрын

IEJDJDUEH

@angeldardaine3264

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅

@sunlvvr

3 жыл бұрын

*has never been to oovoo javar*

@nikakouassi1118

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew’s mouth finally another mangolescent stan

@sm0llqueen289

3 жыл бұрын

*PFFFFFF* vines 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

The Uber Driver must’ve been like: "This dude and his girlfriend talk WAYYYY too much. They didn’t even realize that I drove around the block 3 times. Corny Couple...."

@iluvgigi.

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@l3o460

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😭🤚🏻

the uber driver listening in: i LOVE free entertainment

@Nick0las_7

3 жыл бұрын

Netflix could never❤️

@lukasproductions8987

3 жыл бұрын

@@milo436 Eri what are you doing here who let you in here oh no nuh uh I'm calling Aizawa

@lukasproductions8987

3 жыл бұрын

@@milo436 Hmmm.... Or maybe... Mr.Deku...

@lukasproductions8987

3 жыл бұрын

@@milo436 Alright Eri- Chan i won't call anyone but no more clicking on these ŪnŪ

@NWednesdayQuansah

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I was thinking the exact same thing!!!! 😂😂

"What happened to my shy little girl?" The 'drunk' took me Edit: omg I forgot about him and just rediscovered him (sorry lol) and I didn't even realized I watched this one already lmao... Thanks for the likes ig😂

@ghettomarc50

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. "Liquor happened, honey. Liquor happened."

@lilyrose50

5 жыл бұрын

ALCOHOL it took us all

@goddess461

5 жыл бұрын

Like Jamie Foxx said “Blame it on the aaaaalcohol” 😂

@christalyon8024

4 жыл бұрын

Pinktiger_123 🤪sksk

@ebonylass4370

4 жыл бұрын

@@goddess461 😄😄😄I was thinking the same thing!!

Plot twist: We *are* the Uber diver

@chair2.031

3 жыл бұрын

Uber *Diver* XDDD

@ranjini1828

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right 😆

@r0wg444

3 жыл бұрын

ovoo javer...

@jaredthehumanbeing3271

3 жыл бұрын

*Ah yes, we are the great Uber diver*

@grace-om3cd

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

The only thing I get drunk on is Apple juice

@lilyrose50

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@strngrbby9055

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@HeluvKamz

5 жыл бұрын

Actually tho! 😂

@frapputaehyung7157

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@cheyenne2080

5 жыл бұрын

@@frapputaehyung7157 ayyy I like your profile pic 😊

The one dislike is from the Uber driver

@flowichu

5 жыл бұрын

Hes not getting payed enough for this

@lukeluke4752

4 жыл бұрын

That one dislike on your comment is the boyfriend

@giyuutomioka2938

4 жыл бұрын

haha 21 Uber drivers

@jul1us.01

4 жыл бұрын

And his alternative accounts

@Lilahbell13

4 жыл бұрын

woopie c we got 49 mad Uber drivers help they driven their cars at speed of light!HELP!

Him: don't worry the driver's not listening to us babe *The driver grabs a bag of popcorn*

@evflyleaf

4 жыл бұрын

I just spit everywhere 😂

@mslamborghini4476

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jerristuck3523

3 жыл бұрын

*I’m going to take this literally as a joke* THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS

@milo436

3 жыл бұрын

That probably why his or her radio turned down the volume

@YOURHOTE-GIRL_

Жыл бұрын

Bwhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂

0:20 scientifically speaking, the world is spinning Sorry just had to.

@ravenclawqueen164

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought 😂

@briiiguess8083

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie it took me a minute to figure that out. I'm not proud of myself

@clxra_4739

5 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@rileyh.3843

5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say it, but thanks for saying it for me

@Lumaina

5 жыл бұрын

Me too...

“The world is not spinning” Me: bUt mY tEaChEr sAiD tHe eArTh sPiNs

@M0ldyBubbles

3 жыл бұрын

fUcK yO tEaChEr

@emocrybaby

3 жыл бұрын

ThAt FuCkInG LiEr

@chacotaste

3 жыл бұрын

This is relevant but i love your profile picture

@vin7513

3 жыл бұрын

@@M0ldyBubbles LMFAOOI

@wastfulgames8037

3 жыл бұрын

BUt mY teAcHER sAid THe eArTh LezviTatEs:oOOoOoOO

“I like grabbed his face” I can’t imagine that i’m sorry-

@joannegould4960

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I tried I started laughing so hard I cried my mum was like "wtf"

@Love65551

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@msnoble

4 жыл бұрын

is it yaoi

@cinnamongirl7519

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@l3o460

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I was thinking like ‘wait how?’ I was trying to imagine it but I rlly can’t 😂

"The only thing that gets me drunk is your lips." Ah, yeah, corny, totally. I didn't blush at all. v:

@sarahthealpha5986

3 жыл бұрын

I legit responded out loud with “ooooo that was so smooth!”

Him: What happened to my shy little girl? *Alcohol*

@um.addyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I made my friend watch this when she was drunk😂 Her: Is he real or I’m a just really drunk...? At the end of the video Her: Wait.... I don’t have a boyfriend *starts crying* Me: *Laughing*

@abiriggs3088

4 жыл бұрын

i wanna say that ur heartless but tbh i would do the same thing

@deadweeb3106

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like ur friend is me 🤣🤣

@Sai-mt2nx

3 жыл бұрын

Yo asahi- is that you 👀

@JesusChristyuh

3 жыл бұрын

*Brotha*

@nataliefunke1385

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sai-mt2nx yo your name😝😝

7:43 when you said "sound good kitten?" I fangirled herder than I think I've ever fangirled.

@chiakinanami1958

4 жыл бұрын

OH GOD ME TOO WTF IM DYING JFZDYODGKKHXDHLHDOGDLXKGZGKDGOYDHDOHDOHXLDYODYPUFPUFPYDODYOUOFUOFYDODYOYDIYROUROHOFUROFUOPUTRUPTUPUPFUTPUFPHLFHLDDHK

@renshoto1257

4 жыл бұрын

all I thought was of Yagami Yato's shinso and him calling us kitty

@lily.bug.1520

4 жыл бұрын

All I thought of was Kou Mukami.

@chiakinanami1958

4 жыл бұрын

@@renshoto1257 WAIT YEAH WTF YAGAMIS SHINSOU DOES DO THAT WFGSNEYSBEJSHR I MUST HAVE A PREFERRED NICKNAME 0.0

@renshoto1257

4 жыл бұрын

@@chiakinanami1958 BRO YAGAMI'S SHINSO AND AIZAWA BOTH SAY KITTY AND THEY GET ME EVERY TIME ALSO TODO'S BABY KILLS ME

The way I react when you upload is not healthy

@anneso8886

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@butteredtoast7361

4 жыл бұрын

Saaaaame

@toastlikes2draw357

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not even subbed because if I got to watch his videos everyday I don’t think my heart could handle it I mean I already have cliffhangers on WEBTOON so

“No baby the world is not spinning...” Me:it actually is

@hollyholly7991

4 жыл бұрын

It's true tho

@nninni_1854

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 I see what you did there

@siimplybestiies622

3 жыл бұрын

So the drunk see the real world as it is they are actually sober and the sober are the drunk

@bumbles3328

3 жыл бұрын

@@siimplybestiies622 yes

@emis_16

2 жыл бұрын

really? oh yea

I’m not gonna lie. Being called a good girl is the highlight of this audio The tingles are strong with this one Such a gentle voice

@YOURHOTE-GIRL_

Жыл бұрын

Ikr l like the pet names he calls us

Who missed his voice!?

@bakugoukatsuki9093

5 жыл бұрын

Omg my boyfriend's 😍😍🙆

@kyhwa

5 жыл бұрын

안녕하세요 오빠, I didn’t know you watch him too☺️

@emmy_dreams83

5 жыл бұрын

🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾

@solarplaysgacha1835

5 жыл бұрын

Me😂

@rosealliyahliceralde763

4 жыл бұрын

Me:Why are you here Boyfriendaudio:(jealous)

Him: *calls us princess * Me:*squeals and dies internally *

@sleepyontime5513

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@mslamborghini4476

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂this kind of man that we need 💜✌

I was just going thru ur channel and than I accidentally refreshed the page and BAM NEW VIDEO

When I heard Uber all I thought was “I never been to oovo-javer” SORRY THE VINE GOT ME

"The only thing that gets me drunk...is your lips..." HHELPPP MEE AKSBAJSHSJD

@lilpeanut2621

5 жыл бұрын

levi ackerman leviiiii baby what are u doing here? HAHHAHAHAHAH

@mittymimii

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Peanut I'm trying to get some comfort after what happened at Wall Maria okay

@sebastianmichaelis8479

5 жыл бұрын

@@mittymimii u-um h-heouchu?

@izukumidoriya6644

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Levi!

@jamie6672

5 жыл бұрын

Leviiii senpaiii !!!!!

wow it's 16 minutes long??? do we deserve this?

Jealous boyfriend PWETTY PWEASE🥺🥺 LoVe your audios!!!!

@lkl701

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@urgay9102

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@cheyenne2080

5 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@user-nu1vv2fj9f

4 жыл бұрын

biggest fan of micheal Jackson king of pop AYEEE MOONWALKERRR!!!!!

@angienure5323

4 жыл бұрын

ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ AYEEEEEEE

16 minutes of awesomeness 👌🏼😌 Drunk, bumped her head and danced for 3h ... tomorrow morning will be rough 😂😂😂

"...and I get it good." Dear lord, that laugh. I melted with that laugh. "You're amazing." Yes. Yes, you are, K.

"Honey,are you alright?" Y-Yeah,i am. *Whisper's softly:* Now that your here...😳😍❤💕

@isi_pisi

5 жыл бұрын

Aaewewew uwwuuuuuu ;-;

@allyotaku2397

5 жыл бұрын

@@isi_pisi I know,his voice is like heaven itself.😍

@yarialyzgarcia7584

2 жыл бұрын

@@isi_pisi MGG THE PFP DOGG 😭🤣 killed meh

I fell like i will stay single forever.... Im just 14 but still

@bakugoukatsuki9093

5 жыл бұрын

@@salw9174 Yeah same lol

@dopebunnyclive1568

4 жыл бұрын

You'll find someone nice one day. Don't rush it

@jadawcken2066

4 жыл бұрын

Dude....me too

@misakisinsornot

4 жыл бұрын

Ur younnnng! U have time ! Dont search love. The love gonna knock on ur door ;)

@angle421

4 жыл бұрын

Same...

"The driver is not listening to us babe!" The next day: Uber driver: i quit

@xr3miklex339

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEJSJAJAHAHA

@catinspace887

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo I cant with the I QUIT💀💀💀

Half way through, do they ever get home in the video?

sleep? who needs sleep when my "boyfriend" is taking care of my drunk ass (p.s. love ur videos plz keep making me X3)

@Midnight-xf5od

2 жыл бұрын

Same and I have school tomorrow

Lemme tell you a secret, Honey. I‘m not actually drunk on alcohol I‘m drunk on your beautiful voice. ;D;D

@natadelhelm

4 жыл бұрын

This hella smooth holy guacamole :')

@danone2414

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@emis_16

2 жыл бұрын

;)

I just started listening to you 2 days ago and now I'm obsessed!!! And when I saw the notification that you posted I literally said in my head "My boyfriend posted!" 😂😂😂

I'm about to have a boyfriend but I am not gonna give up on this channel.

“The only thing that gets me drunk is your lips” Me at 3am: omg

You know what makes me drunk? Is your voice... ❤️✨

is it bad that I feel like cheating on you whenever I'm listening to another bf asmr? 🤦🏻‍♀️

@CatastropheeTTV

5 жыл бұрын

Luna Syela I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

@sandy-mq5jw

5 жыл бұрын

@@CatastropheeTTV we should be loyal to this bear aye 😂

@CatastropheeTTV

5 жыл бұрын

yes we should😂😭

@sandy-mq5jw

5 жыл бұрын

@@CatastropheeTTV don't cheat! 😂

@arielgranger143

3 жыл бұрын

Its very weird. Very very weird.

Do you think you could do a jealous boyfriend video next? Awesome video as always, keep it up☺️💛

@jamyjames1699

5 жыл бұрын

I love jealous boyfriend roleplay! Good idea~

@honeyaudios820

5 жыл бұрын

He has a jealous boyfriend video already up, it’s just an old one

@jamyjames1699

5 жыл бұрын

@@honeyaudios820 I know, but it wouldn't hurt to have another one 😊☺🤗

@joleeen9056

5 жыл бұрын

Evil Queen YES OMG WE NEED THAT!!

@smaawadawad914

4 жыл бұрын

Hello ppl from the past i came with good news he has done a one

“The world isn’t spinning!” Me: r u like one of dem flat-earthers but instead of protesting the world is round, u protest it spins?!?!?

@amusingmusic5523

3 жыл бұрын

Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

Augh his rumbly voice just ahhhh i love it

Boyfriend: *is convincing me I went out clubbing and got drunk* Me at 2am going through quarantine phase: 🙃

So you didn't actually get to the 'putting me to bed' part in the video. We were still in the car!!

Notif squadd!!! Also your voice is sooo soothing :((

Got notifications when I'm a class rn. And almost screaming. Right on time dude

@ 1:35 This line seems very familiar. Maybe a coincidence but...🤔

“what happened to my shy little girl” *i-i’m still here 🧍🏽‍♀️*

the fact that we had this whole conversation in the urber with him, the urber driver would feel ✨uncomfortable ✨

My earphones is broken and now I'm listening to you in a full volume without earphones loljsjs

'The only thing that gets me drunk are your lips' ~ this really did put a smile on my face 🌸 Thank you for taking care of my poor drunk self ❤️

First and most importantly: HOW LONG IS THIS CAR RIDE two: where do we live Three: anytime you end a sentence is sounds like you want a kiss

“Your just a little drunk” Me: NOOOOOOOOOO😂

*kicks the door* IM HERE NOBODY MOVE am I late?😅

@ibeingmonalisa

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@bunditt

5 жыл бұрын

Valerie Yang *kicks door down* I am *late*

@deadassnic0le826

5 жыл бұрын

Valerie Yang HeRe I cOmE kIcKiNg ThE dOoR

@JAY-ne8tn

4 жыл бұрын

*kicks down door* am i late?

Just in time , I was snuggling into the blankets waiting on you 💕 Edit: I'm almost 21 😎🤙🏼 birthday is the 23rd of this month and I can't wait

@uhanyways9845

5 жыл бұрын

happy birthday :)

@lilyrose50

5 жыл бұрын

Happy early Birthday

@pikachu0480

5 жыл бұрын

Taiga Aisaka XT thank you 🙂💕

@pikachu0480

5 жыл бұрын

Lily Rose Thank you 🥰❤️

@briiiguess8083

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday I'm watching this on the 23rd

the one thing this girl could say to absolutely ruin this is "who are you again?"

Him:" the only thing that gets me drunk, is your lips" The uber driver:😶😓

This may sound dramatic but these audios and the ones like these are part of the reasons I’m still going

Me: The worlds spinning . Him: The world is not spinning. Me: Wowww, and I thought I was drunk.

Someone give him an award this work is amazing👏👏❤

16 minutes of your voice? Yes please

0:15 Me-*thinks* “Hang on if the earth orbits around the sun while SpInNiNg surely you’re wrong!”

@lilyrose50

5 жыл бұрын

SCIENCE

@kay.k2156

3 жыл бұрын

Me* turns on the music in the background* BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

@@kay.k2156 BILL BILL BILL BILL

I love everything about this script, audio, just ALL of it. It’s perfect.

Why is your voice so nice? It’s sorta, gravelly but smooth, and has a very low but firm undertone. Definitely calming. I feel... happy listening to it...?

I have never scavenged for my earphones as quickly as I did just to watch this

2:10 Nobody: My brain sing shouts:..... tEqUiLa!!! 🎶🎶

@gachagirl4011

4 жыл бұрын

Thats me in school-

when your a child of Allah but and don’t drink : 👁👄👁

@davecarter5498

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAAAHAHAHAAH

@ulamedani5938

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO WE GET DRUNK OFF, DEEN MAN

@hihihihi37

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOAKSSNSKSKJS

@selenophile410

3 жыл бұрын

Lol for u guys 😁

@rinhihi6661

3 жыл бұрын

Yesir 🔥👄🔥

I think it's safe to say I'm in love with your voice

i feel bad for the uber driver....

I think im in love with his voice☺ especially when he said he would fight for me, Jesus has blessed me🙉

Your script and acting is so natural. I never know where the conversation is going to go, so it really keeps the listener in the moment.

"You got some moves you just didn't know you had moves" Boi I can't twerk even if it will save my life ;w; Not enough booty to begin with

@lilyrose50

5 жыл бұрын

Same this comment made me laugh good job because I don't laugh easily

@teddybearaf1477

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

"Drunk Girlfriend" FINALLY WE ALREADY MATCHED!!!!!! "Drunk Boyfriend"

Perfect timing - just went to snuggle in my bed

5:44 THAT 'WHA' I CANT SKSK IT'S SO CUTE-

No one: The Uber driver: 👁️👄👁️

This is like the best birthday preSENT I'VE EVER HEARD. This is EXTREMELY CUTE K. I LOVED IT.💕

Damn bruv i was almost knocked out by a glass dkkssnjs

i just got done with a tiring workout and i totally needed this🙌 you don’t even know how much these audios make my day when they pop up in my notifications💗

Uber Driver:too much PDA -_- I'm jealous

Big Scorpio Energy

It’s June 12, 12:57 am, and it’s my birthday. This is my birthday present from you? Thank you, I love you. uwu.

@klausygirl18

5 жыл бұрын

ThePotatoQueen _ForEver Happy Birthday!

@aiwlazs

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday! 🎂🍷💖

@kpopmulti-stan2553

3 жыл бұрын

Happy late birthday!!

I was just about to pass out until I got this notification 😭

Omfg I was just having trouble sleeping and you are a life saver! 💖💖💖💖

6:40 geezus give me my strength back in my legs 😂😍

mr uber driver thank you for withstanding the corn and cheese I'll rate you 5 stars for sure

every time I pop in like every two months I forget how deep your voice is and truthfully it is nothing short of intimidating

That poor driver.. The driver : 😢🔫

@Anna-vl2ni

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

The uber driver: can yall Not make out in my car? No? Aight

Your videos always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside💖😚

I have been very sick for days now, tysm I needed this. ♡♡♡

Just got home from a horrible day at college and saw this in my notifications. Really needed this today. 💙

I'm simping for this man soooo hard!!!

@fauxreid

3 жыл бұрын

Same I can’t stop 😔

Screw those other KZread videos... I'm here to be drunk! I got my act on.

IM SO MAD AT MYSELF I MISSED THIS WHEN HE POSTED IT AGHDHSHS

Omg I love this !!! You should make a lot tho like I’m in love with these !!!! I get so excited when I know that you post well when I get notifications

no one: the uber driver driving them: ❤️👄❤️ ... “they’re so cute“

" Do you wanna give your phone too? " *Me having pounds of Asmrs and Anime* UHHH

Okay right about here... 7:10 when he started kissing me (us) I COULDNT I JUST- can I marry you?

I just wanted to say that your channel is so damn amazing and relaxing that I've just been going through and enjoying your old Audios while studying/going to sleep/convincing myself to wakeup. Also, this video made me super nostalgic for pre-corona times 😭 like how long has it been since we could actually go out and let off steam? As a 25 year old medical student currently DROWNING in stress I genuinely appreciate getting a tiny bit of that chill feeling from you. I recommended your patreon to a couple classmates that also desperately needed it 😂😂 So thank you for keeping some of the future female doctors of America sane enough to stay in school 😂😂😂😂