I feel like it's not entirely fair how we keep saying Scomo doesn't have any talents though, I know for a fact that he's pretty good at limbo. After all, no matter how low the bar for PM competence has been set, he always seems to manage to shimmy under it.

@Whatever_Happy_People

3 жыл бұрын

Great analysis

@Plebony

3 жыл бұрын

This mental image was so good that I may just draw it lol

@dhutch1000

3 жыл бұрын

This should have 10 x the likes it has!

@rabidporcupine0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Plebony Send me a link if you do.

@Plebony

3 жыл бұрын

And done: twitter.com/NollatheDaisy/status/1343546325812432897?s=20

Scott Morrison is the epitome of a dole bludger.

@mgrauvel

3 жыл бұрын

Politicians: the REAL dole bludgers!

@TheSkinon

3 жыл бұрын

King of the bludgers!

@Whatever_Happy_People

3 жыл бұрын

Except he doesn't have to report to Centrelink or anyone for that matter, just a smirk, continual swipes at Labor,and he's good to go! ..,.....anywhere he wants.

"My 2 greatest passions in life; lying and doing fuck all" Just like all those koalas I'm dead

This is the video that tipped mum over the edge. She's now a big fan. Building your boomer audience

@markboman7258

3 жыл бұрын

Now you just need to tell him how much you love Kevin rudd

@musiclife7251

3 жыл бұрын

I'm upto 5 videos and still my old man won't budge... the old labor grudges flow deep within him unfortunately.. :( I won't stop trying though!

@ryanryan747

3 жыл бұрын

i see a lot of boomers on facebook commenting that they are fans of the jordies

@raphaelkoch1573

3 жыл бұрын

I know heaps Boomers theat vote Labor and young people who vote Liberal, I think it's a bit of an unfair stereotype Boomers all vote Liberal.

@nevillebartos2858

3 жыл бұрын

Boomers unite for Jordie 😂I'm 58, I subbed back in March, or when I saw the video What triggers Boomers lol

Good ol' SweatyJordies, working up more sweat yelling at Scomo than Scomo ever has.

@aartadventure

3 жыл бұрын

Aussie summer life means sweaty pitts. Can't be helped (without blasting on AC and killing the planet because the Libs keep relying on fossil fuels).

@scomo430

3 жыл бұрын

@@aartadventure Keep using your precious AC

@azzajohnson2123

3 жыл бұрын

@@aartadventure yeah I used to have that problem big time until I found a good anti-p.

@Released0

3 жыл бұрын

friendlyjordies needs to grow up instead of being a communist shill. ScoMo has done more for the sovereignty of this country than any politician in the last 20 years.

@whitlowwhitlow164

3 жыл бұрын

@@Released0 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

The man can only fail upwards. He'll be Secratary of the UN General Assembly next.

@jameswestover8403

3 жыл бұрын

No chance, he has let too many small busineses to stay open

@jimbob4780

3 жыл бұрын

At least we'll be rid of him if that ever happens.

@bloke2034

3 жыл бұрын

Don't fucken jinx us bro lol

@Agent_Clark

3 жыл бұрын

Now you have done it

@joshuaryan1125

3 жыл бұрын

That's cause Jesus...

Definitely like the idea of you going after Scott Morrison this year.

@leighatkins22

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

@tomoneil8638

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like the idea of him taking heat off of Gladys and Bruz, though.

@MrRusty7

3 жыл бұрын

Scotty from marketing deserves all the horrible things said about him

@thisisres

3 жыл бұрын

*2021

@lachietranter3698

3 жыл бұрын

Keep on punching Scotty!

If we stopped for 5 minutes selling the country off, Australia could be an energy and agricultural superpower... but nah, too much work

@samvodopianov9399

3 жыл бұрын

They don't want nationalism, they want money

@chrisdovrik2894

3 жыл бұрын

If I was a politician, I would always put Australia first.

@m4nman

Жыл бұрын

ikr. Australia has so many native and unique resources as well as the fact it's a massive fucking island, there should be no reason why it's not a super power

Jordan’s armpits working harder than Scottie

You can tell Jordan is passionate about this, just look at the sweat stains

@RyanLasek

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he just doesn't shower for days on end

@aussieimprint1291

3 жыл бұрын

@@RyanLasek too busy researching mate

@charityg9871

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he’s passionate about it because he’s working Christmas Day

@mishham6388

3 жыл бұрын

Hes taken up meth recently get off his back dude haha

@VitaminXism

3 жыл бұрын

Australian Christmas is hot af

Really enjoying the "boxing" part of Boxing Day

Remember when Tony Abbott was the worst PM ever and the bar could never possibly be lowered.

@daemonisedone4256

3 жыл бұрын

but at least tony abbott didnt run off overseas he actually got stuck into it and worked his arse off helping to fight the fires.

@clevelandwilliams5922

2 жыл бұрын

@@daemonisedone4256 Because he is a volunteer firefighter for NSWRFS

One of my dads mates defends ScoMo for taking so much time off, the best part is that guy hasn't had a holiday in over 8 years.

@LokiBeckonswow

3 жыл бұрын

this is really sad and makes my hate for Scomo increase, but good on your dad's mate anyway

@KruelAidMan

3 жыл бұрын

what a simp

@mcooley88

3 жыл бұрын

Yet further proof that more than half the population are literally brain damaged.

"If you want a go, you get a go!" Yeah he's getting a go, without actually having a go. I just wish he'd really go.

I can't believe I've ever seen a pic of ole scomo at a desk deep in thought working so intensity ever

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, even Trump made an effort to get those out there

I'm genuinely at a loss to figure out what he has actually done as a PM this entire year. Got him trying to undermine and blame the Premiers in QLD, VIC and WA earlier in the year, and have him more recently trying to start a fight with China and turning up with a water pistol when he knows they'll rock up with nukes.

@ancientmariner7372

3 жыл бұрын

He thinks the sun shines out of Gladys’ saggy arse.....possibly from first hand experience.

@darrynwiley6689

3 жыл бұрын

The most I've seen him do in Parliament is throw a hissy fit at Christine Holgate for spending taxpayer's money on executive watches during a pandemic. Hold on, the watches were purchased in 2018 and AU Post is not taxpayer funded, as clearly shown on their website.

“Family commitments”.... I empathise with that, but if you DECIDE to become leader of the party and thus prime minister you have to take on the full work load, if you’re unable to do that then pass on the leadership to someone who doesn’t have a young family.

@LokiBeckonswow

3 жыл бұрын

well said

@handsdowntoo7150

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Plenty of jobs don't give a shit if you have "family commitments". They still expect you to show up every day with a smile on your face. My friend lost her house during the bushfires, and when her mom called the office to let her know they had NOTHING, her asshole boss took the call and didn't even tell my friend what had happened until her shift ended, because he didn't want her to leave early. But Scomo can fuck around on an overseas holiday because he "deserves a break" with his family. Fuck that :/

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much exactly what MSM would say about a female leader - "Can't balance work and family life? Shouldn't have taken on the responsibility then". The Libs probably like Scomo in the role because as the face of the party they want a christian conservative family man, who also displays typical 'Australian' values like a love of sport and beer. He goes away when things are bad, and the photo ops he does only ever make him look like a decent bloke to supporters. His attempt at public appearances after the bushfires made him look like a dickhead, so they know now to avoid that kind of publicity. The instagram style "Just making a nice stir fry with the Mrs." stuff works way better because they control everything about the visual narrative.

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ok, losers gonna hate 😂😂

@daniellyons8433

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite was when I was on deployment in the Middle East during scomos hawai vacation and listening to dumb boomers I was literally deployed with on Christmas defending scomo because “he deserves a holiday!!” Like we were literally working away during Christmas because our jobs, as largely low enlisted personnel demanded it, but the actual prime minister? Well work can wait, he needs a break!!

You know what they say “sh#t floats to the top” . He must be a big one.

@trishlatham4958

2 жыл бұрын

4 - sure

I forgot we had a prime minister until this video. Thanks Jordan!

You can tell friendlyjordies is working harder than Morrison, just look at those armpit stains! Putting blood, tears, and literal sweat into his work.

And we also need to address the sordid love affair he has with his personal photographer. Those quarantine pick were nothing short of propaganda of him looking busy whilst actually doing fuck all.

I wonder if Richard Willingham, “political reporter” from the ABC, would take time out from scratching together weak-as-piss hit pieces against Dan Andrews to watch this.

I reckon The Chats should do a version of Smoko as Scomo. I'm on Scomo leave me alone!

@danielcoats7932

3 жыл бұрын

They made this one around the time he was in Hawaii during the fires kzread.info/dash/bejne/iX-dpMepgKq8dJM.html

@richardallen1629

3 жыл бұрын

#smoco

Half-way through the video and noticed pits so now im here for the comments

I could not name one thing he has done for me. I could barely name anything he has done besides gaslight Australia with his faux family man social media image.

@shanefreeman7230

3 жыл бұрын

Increased mental health funding via doubling free visits to psychologists and bringing tax cuts forward but yeah. He is a shit pm but he has done some good shit

@nicholasbrooke9455

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanefreeman7230 Thanks for pointing those out. Those are good moves.

@shanefreeman7230

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbrooke9455 it's one of those even a broken clock is right twice a day things lol. Would still love to see him removed and replaced by albo. Now shorten is gone (after backstabbing rudd twice and guilard once to get to his leader position) I can finally vote for labor again.

@handsdowntoo7150

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanefreeman7230 Sadly, there are a lot more problems with our mental health sector than it's funding. Australia has some of the highest mental health funding in the Western world, yet when you're working on the "ground" you rarely see the result of it. The money isn't going where it should be.

@shanefreeman7230

3 жыл бұрын

@@handsdowntoo7150 can't disagree with you at all but still feel like doubling free visits to a psychologist, especially given the situation we are all in, is a good thing scomo/liberals have done.

I watch your channel for comedy and leave hating my government

@discbrakefan

3 жыл бұрын

Good!!!

As a prosperity gospel christian Scott Morrison knows that he was chosen by god to be leader , and when he's not behind the wheel god takes over and if it ends in a crash it's not a mistake it's gods will .

And a huge number of Australians also credit "I'm going to the footy" Morrison for doing a good job dealing with the covid crisis..unbelievable.

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

We didn't fuck it up!

“A Nation Is Shaped In The Image Of It’s Pharaohs”

SM is our biggest DUD - in fact the party has to go

@oomiosi

3 жыл бұрын

You are correct, he is a symptom of a cancer which has gown within the conservative ranks of our government. Just like P45, the entire ideology needs to be excised from our political system. If not, we'll get a fascist who is smart, capable, and charismatic unlike this clod.

@smithy2

3 жыл бұрын

Totally, been saying it since that mental reject Abbott was in

@chronicmoss

3 жыл бұрын

we got the dud

@gore1089

3 жыл бұрын

The media is now controlled. And more than half the population are gullible idiots. That's the problem.

@dhutch1000

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to vote you down even though I agree with you, but "we the voter" voted the piece of shite in!

Scomo really is the Northern Beaches of PMs

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

That feeling when you think you've laid a sik burn but it's actually a rather nice compliment

@2F51RL

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock ; That reality when YOU think a put-down is a compliment.

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

@@2F51RL it's could only be a put down to a small, jealous little peasant.

@2F51RL

3 жыл бұрын

​@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock says “it's could only be a put down to a small, jealous little peasant” LOL Can you not form even a short intelligent sentence (rhetorical question, obviously, but you might've missed that nuance). It's time you dropped this drop-kick alter-ego you've adopted, it's only highlighted your genuine shortcomings.

Did the family christmas trip to the coast a few days ago and, swear to god I saw him and his wife sitting in line at the fish and chips shop munching on Cornettos in caps and speed dealer sunnies to hide their faces. Spread the word, the truth will not be stifled.

@dangerouslytalented

3 жыл бұрын

Of course they were sitting in line to order. CHAIRS ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY ORDERED.

@OhlordyOh

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangerouslytalented Rather snarky for a verb mix up that didn't change the story.

@janemacintyre9801

3 жыл бұрын

Which coast?

I wonder if any of this will come out in Pete Van Onselen's book "How good is Scott Morrison?"

Is anyone else concerned the new anti troll laws are going to go after Jordies?

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Who did you think they were drafted for lol

@This_RuthIsOnFire

3 жыл бұрын

Basically bastardising "troll" as we all have from the advent of the term to decry inconvenient opinions. Free speech indeed.

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

I swear that trolling used to be shitposting, but then usage gradually changed to the point that shitposting was its own thing and trolling was just "disagreeing with and/or upsetting people".

@ancientmariner7372

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no doubt in my mind those laws are in place to protect the snowflakes Scotty from Marketing, Dictator Dutton, Grasslands Taylor, PocketRocket Porter, Sock Puppet G-hunt, Screech Cash, Sports Rorts McKenzie, Belgian Waffle CoNman , Grim Reaper Colbeck, and each and every two faced member of this stinking corrupt lazy half arsed do nothing pack of assholes.

@KruelAidMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@onceonly1111 the expression "trolling" predates shitposting by over a decade.

"but i don't hold a hose", he proclaimed!

@benjaminnicholson2442

3 жыл бұрын

Or work in the control room. Pretty much a metaphor for I don't work at all.

I swear i've never seen scomo do anything good

@schalkeno1

3 жыл бұрын

He can't

@ancientmariner7372

3 жыл бұрын

Drop the word good and you’ve got it in a nutshell.

Excellent researching Jordan and team

Honestly the sweat just proves how much harder you work than Lazy Scott. Love your dedication to the cause xx Signed, another sweaty boi

His basically an scp those "vacations" are just periods of time the foundation can contain him.

Work: Scomo says hell NO!

Here before the missus gets up and I’ve also caught the start of the cricket, two Boxing Day wins before the shopping avalanche

I so much hate the PM & his govt...This episode provides some much needed comic relief

pressing subscribe was more work than scomo did during covid

classic rump thumping - happy new year

Merry Christmas jordie xx

@cottonballs185

3 жыл бұрын

*Happy Yule*

“It’s like if Judge Judy was in charge of everything” What. You’re telling me she isn’t!?

You know the best thing about these videos, you know he watches them. Hi Scott, Dick.

"Overly confident man who chose to wore a grey shirt on a hot day?" "Here, haha"

What a wonderful present!!! Thanks Friendly Santa!

Great video, it looks like there aren't just skeletons in Scomo's closet, there is a whole entitled graveyard

Beautifully put.

1:48 That's a personal philosophy of mine. 5 o'clock is 5 o'clock.

I’m getting real triggered by these ScoMo being a sharks fan jokes. Sharks fans hate ScoMo.... or at least I do

@jakeytedesco3003

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a fellow Shark with ur sentiment

Jordies should ring some of that pit sweat from his shirt into some jars and sell it online...... Love the vid as always jordies need this on my boxing day hangover cheers mate!

@pearcey77

3 жыл бұрын

Noel Wright I would also like to buy a jar of jordies sweat

@noelwright1165

3 жыл бұрын

@@pearcey77 use it to season ya steak!!

King of the Dole Bludgers should visit Mr Holt, in the ocean.

Ngā mihi o te Kirihimete ki a koe! Have a great 2021 and thanks for all the hard work, Jordies x

LMAO at all the sweaty pits comments but content A+

@star_fossil

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunate colour tshirt for a sweaty boi

I'm over here freezing, and Jordy is sweating up his pits like he ran a marathon. Also, Scott is lazy.

your christmas present this year is jordies' pit sweat

Wow, you know I've worked in travel too long when I can recognise that the promo photo you used at 5:30 was for Sonaisali & not Turtle Island :-p

15 dislikes so far the AFP has been busy apparently.

He reeks of laziness and incompetence.

ScoMo - putting the "n" back into cuts

"Do i need to point at my watch again" had me in stiches haha love your videos mate ya funny bugger

Merry Christmas

Lazy Scott needs to be the new "Bloody Jeff".

Just a big shoutout and thanks to you M80, at Christmas lunch with my family I spouted a bunch of facts I learnt from you for years. It was against people who always vote liberal “just because that’s who they’ve always voted for” and they can now see the corruption And will be voting labour from now on. Keep up the good work man :)

Merry Christmas Jordies

You all do such a great job and then put the facts forward so well, it is just sad how you hold back when it comes to labor and pass them off as a shining light. In all fairness you are a small team and with that you need to focus your efforts where they are needed most, for this we all owe you guys a big thanks. Keep up the good work digging up the dirt.👍

Hail Turkmenistan 💪💪💪

Merry Christmas, and a happy new Warhammer video!

Scott is an ideal leader for Murdoch’s empire.

Real early, clearly my boxing days going well

@RyanM129

3 жыл бұрын

Same here mate

"its like if Judge Judy ruled everything" I'm starting to warm to Scomo after that

I legit saw that Hashtag at Kmart the other day and was thinking who the fuck would buy that... Came back the next day and all 10 were gone...

Maximum sweat, minimum Morisson

What is this new frankeninstitution? Do we hear about it in the mainstream media??

Don’t know what’s more disturbing, Scumos dodgy dealings or jordies pit sweat

@TK-vy4oi

3 жыл бұрын

Grossssssssss

@-AGM83-

3 жыл бұрын

You don't sweat?

@planktonfighter

3 жыл бұрын

He's workin hard, unlike the LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!

I don't even know what time off feels like

Hahaha "they don't even know their own kids names!"

Wow in that picture with his wife she looks like she is being held hostage and begging with her eyes for help!

@KruelAidMan

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately she's just as bad as he is.

I wish I was pm, 500 k a year for life is sick

@blank.9301

3 жыл бұрын

Plus when they "retire"

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it is.

@Region13

3 жыл бұрын

And the "Gold" travel card for life

@milesellis1766

3 жыл бұрын

500k/yr is fuck all. Aim higher

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

@@milesellis1766 😂 come back and talk when you make even one fifth of that amount 😂

I can’t help but stare at Jordan’s giant sweat patch while he rosted scomo

I interviewed your mate Gary Orsum today. He said you were a good bloke.

they named it turtle island .........after slomo almost became a permanent resident

Man, “get on the beers” might be the closest Scotty’s come to doing actual work through COVID

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

And Dan Andrews managed to smash him on that too

@danielherschell3688

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Andrews , in that picture was planning to pass the buck....

Judge Judy reeling from that drive-by.

I came here thinking the Scotts had done something, I was pleasantly surprised.

If Scomo wants some tips from the Aussie eBay mum I'm happy to teach him the ropes. Not sure he could handle the hustle though!! 😂😂😂 I'm kinda chuffed you even found the little old eBay mum in the wide world of KZread ha ha Send all your Aussie subs over to me! Thanks for the giggle

Who needs Friendlyjordies when you can have Sweatyjordies

*DO I NEED TO POINT AT MY WATCH AGAIN?*

The fish rots from the head down..

The one dislike is Scomo proving he’s not lazy

@NipplessRage

3 жыл бұрын

Yet he was too lazy to leave a comment..... #LazyScott

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid see you en tee ess both

U need to go harder. Cockroaches can survive just about anything.

Me: who are all the pies? Scomofo: I DID!

I hope Slowmo goes to the cricket with the bin chicken koala killer lol

At least you will virtually never run out of video ideas if you just cover Scomo's laziness for a year lol

the problem is boomers will just think him being 'lazy' is a good thing, real daggy dad larrikin shit 'our pm is so lazy, what a legend!'

@leptoceratops

3 жыл бұрын

Scott the Bludger

@daemonisedone4256

3 жыл бұрын

i wouldnt make that generalisation theres plenty of boomers absolutely disgusted with him btw im gen x.

@2F51RL

3 жыл бұрын

@@daemonisedone4256 ; Yeah, what a stupid generalisation to make, I'm Boomer and only the braindead in ANY generation would support scumo's bs.

Merry Xmas Jordies

Harold Holt is still working.