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I'm just 15 degrees off from being super cool....especially when I met George Strait!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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  • @LindalHoffman
    @LindalHoffmanАй бұрын

    My husband passed away Sunday night and my only hope for not crying myself to sleep every night is watching your videos. I thank you for helping me get through this difficult time. It’s only been a few days and the hurt is very fresh. I watch you every night. Thank you for your clean and relatable humor 😢

  • @Shan3141

    @Shan3141

    Ай бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss darling sending comforting strength, love and hugs ❤

  • @michelecopchonak8426

    @michelecopchonak8426

    Ай бұрын

    Linda- I’m so sorry for your loss, sending prayers your way during this difficult time. Bill sure has a way to make you smile when you need it.

  • @missyb2366

    @missyb2366

    Ай бұрын

    🙏🙏🙏 for peace, comfort and strength during this difficult time.

  • @cynthiaalver

    @cynthiaalver

    Ай бұрын

    I'm so sorry for your loss. Sending you prayers and best wishes in the days to come. God bless you.

  • @talk2azs

    @talk2azs

    Ай бұрын

    May God bless you sweetie! Sorry for your loss.

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173Ай бұрын

    "SHE SHOWS UP WITH A SCOOTER!!! YOU CAN'T TELL SOMEONE TO KISS YOUR ASS ON A SCOOTER!!! ...Cuz they just might." Lol

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know the title to this show?

  • @killer92173

    @killer92173

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@heathervoss-zilch9900 yeah, it's called Bill Engvall 15 Degrees Off Cool. It's honestly my favorite concert from Bill. Lol

  • @saphiremeadows4829
    @saphiremeadows4829Ай бұрын

    Bill, in all honesty you are actually one of the coolest guys ever. You still are even as a grandfather. You're one of the kids I wished I could have been friends with *I* was too much of a dork, to shy to say hello!

  • @ClintonCrook

    @ClintonCrook

    Ай бұрын

    LIKEWISE I WISH I COULD B FRIENDS WITH YOU 4 LIFE

  • @user-yn7ey6xk5t

    @user-yn7ey6xk5t

    Ай бұрын

    Yep! I think your hilarious 😂

  • @fredachildress3728
    @fredachildress3728Ай бұрын

    When he was talking about his scooter, I got to thinking that instead of giving him a ticket for no license that the cop would be too busy laughing. It helps that Bill Engvall is from Texas, because we have a lot of nuts in this state.😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @adamclapp896
    @adamclapp896Ай бұрын

    The scooter story never gets old! I love it!

  • @play4u67
    @play4u67Ай бұрын

    Omg, I LOVE Bill Engvall 🤣🤣

  • @phylliswurm9473
    @phylliswurm9473Ай бұрын

    Scooter, fringed leather jacket and no bugs on goggles. At least you're staying clean on your ride and Safety First. ❤ your comedy Priceless. 👍

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know the title to this show?

  • @phylliswurm9473

    @phylliswurm9473

    Ай бұрын

    It's 15 degrees off cool.

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Okay thank you! 😁

  • @user-bc8pg5ch3f
    @user-bc8pg5ch3fАй бұрын

    My husband thinks that you ARE SO COOL! We both absolutely love you!!!

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know the title to this show?

  • @user-bc8pg5ch3f

    @user-bc8pg5ch3f

    Ай бұрын

    @@heathervoss-zilch9900 it is from Bill's DVD 15 Degrees Off Cool. The whole DVD is great.

  • @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority
    @HealthyDisrespectforAuthorityАй бұрын

    I believe we've tied in the dork first car game.. VW rabbit

  • @dragondancer1814

    @dragondancer1814

    Ай бұрын

    Got that beat-my first car was a 1979 Chevy Malibu _station wagon,_ the color of poo, with an engine best described as “a breakdown looking for a place to happen,” nicknamed the Beast! And did I mention that this car was a hand-me-down from my mom when she got a new car to go to work with? Yep, a Mom-mobile!

  • @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority

    @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority

    Ай бұрын

    @@dragondancer1814 I actually love a quintessential mom car.. the one I learned how to drive in was a '69 ford wagon.. 10 passenger.. drove like a boat and dad taught me to do doughnuts in the school parking lot after a good snow storm. When we finally got rid of that car, the place where the jump seats went had rusted out and dad had chicken wire down there.. I miss that car.

  • @kensherwin4544

    @kensherwin4544

    Ай бұрын

    @@dragondancer1814 Top topper: Mine was a 1948 DeSoto 4-door sedan that I gave $35 for and got took.

  • @truepeacenik

    @truepeacenik

    27 күн бұрын

    1976 Chevette….i was soooo not cool in 1982

  • @JackieJP
    @JackieJPАй бұрын

    I just love you, brother Bill. ❤️

  • @justdeaf-ry6bn
    @justdeaf-ry6bnАй бұрын

    I ride a scooter myself, with Qualified dork license. 😂

  • @bill7618
    @bill7618Ай бұрын

    Bill and his way of looking at life is hilarious !!😂❤

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know the title to this show?

  • @OriginalCaliKitty
    @OriginalCaliKittyАй бұрын

    I believe I have a lifetime pass to the dork convention, so I can relate. My first car was a khaki-colored 1969 Toyota Corona (yes, I'm that old) - marked down because it was a demo. It was a metal box with wheels, which looked like it came out of a WWII war movie - on the Japanese side.

  • @colleenhelminiak1429
    @colleenhelminiak1429Ай бұрын

    No matter how bad of a day I've had, you make me laugh and realize that it's not all bad.....the workday is over, you're home safe, cold beverage at hand - life is actually pretty good after all!! 😂💖👏

  • @lauriandawkins7264
    @lauriandawkins7264Ай бұрын

    Bill, if you were one of the 'cool ones' you wouldn't have been as successful as you are; in other words, RELATABLE and one of us.🥴👍🥴 Sendin' ya LOVE & LIGHT from Kissimmee, FL--yep--home of "BAIT SHOP."❤😁🤪😁❤

  • @gram2977
    @gram2977Ай бұрын

    You are hilarious Bill and you always make me laugh. Thank you! Dork? Nah.....you are definitely cool! ❤

  • @NanaBren
    @NanaBren15 күн бұрын

    Bill, thank you my friend for the years of laughter I wish you all the best! ❤

  • @bobbyblair8478
    @bobbyblair8478Ай бұрын

    Love this special!!! Can you start posting your full specials please????!!!!

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Do you know the title to this show? I really want to watch it.

  • @bobbyblair8478

    @bobbyblair8478

    Ай бұрын

    @@heathervoss-zilch9900 Bill Engvall:15 degrees off cool I think.

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900

    @heathervoss-zilch9900

    Ай бұрын

    Okay, thank you. I will check and see. 😁

  • @DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBA
    @DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBAАй бұрын

    Anyone else still waiting for a George Strait/Bill Engvall album?

  • @comettamer

    @comettamer

    28 күн бұрын

    Kinda

  • @debichats8634
    @debichats8634Ай бұрын

    You’re amazing! Not a dork! I’ve loved your sense of humor for years! Please never stop!!! You brighten my life!!! ❤❤❤

  • @larrytaylor7753
    @larrytaylor7753Ай бұрын

    I always liked how you did this bit.

  • @williamwoldt2174
    @williamwoldt2174Ай бұрын

    Thanks for the great film clip Bill, your performances are the best, could you imagine having a parent like you, now that would be cool.

  • @judybest6991
    @judybest6991Ай бұрын

    You are So Funny

  • @jameshathorn6960
    @jameshathorn6960Ай бұрын

    Bill your cool in my book😊

  • @nashvillecop1

    @nashvillecop1

    Ай бұрын

    First of all, its ‘you’re’, not your. And secondly, no, he’s not! 👎

  • @philbrown9764
    @philbrown9764Ай бұрын

    I would honestly like to see the whole video, where these “snippets” come from.

  • @floridamaninthewild
    @floridamaninthewildАй бұрын

    I remember my first black light poster! It was the caterpillar sitting on the mushroom smoking a hookah

  • @laughinlori6893
    @laughinlori6893Ай бұрын

    Bugs going "scooter!"! Too funny.

  • @thecausalgamer7916
    @thecausalgamer7916Ай бұрын

    I’ve been trying to get my folks to watch this special for a long time lol

  • @winonamassingill7895
    @winonamassingill7895Ай бұрын

    My best friends husband worked for a place that delivered farm equipment. At that time they lived in Uvalde Texas and he had to deliver some farm equipment to George Straight. He visited with him for quite a long time and said that he was really a nice guy. My friends husband is too. Handsome and as funny and as friendly as the come so I’m sure that he and George Strait got along well together. When he told my friend where he had been and who he had talked to she was sooo upset 😠. She said you went and saw George Straight without talking me???!!! 😊😊😊😊😊

  • @briancadenhead9991
    @briancadenhead9991Ай бұрын

    Ur awesome bill 😂

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4uАй бұрын

    Wish they had a ❤️ instead of the 👍would give you 3

  • @randygreen007
    @randygreen007Ай бұрын

    Don’t worry I’ll hold the door open for you when you get there! 😂

  • @johnraines4825
    @johnraines4825Ай бұрын

    Bill is the greatest!

  • @kimbrimer1742
    @kimbrimer1742Ай бұрын

    I absolutely love everything you do. You are funny and relatable. That you for adding fun and laughter to our lives.

  • @DEBORAHDULANEY
    @DEBORAHDULANEYАй бұрын

    OMG!!! So funny. LMAO. A dork by definition is a male dolphin DOWN THERE. I was laughing so hard when you said small dork.

  • @roberthamilton9123
    @roberthamilton9123Ай бұрын

    hey bill can you please start posting your fool shows thanks here’s your sign love ❤️ all the blue collar guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @williamkennedy1518
    @williamkennedy1518Ай бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious 😂 🥰

  • @sylviastreet
    @sylviastreetАй бұрын

    Look at all the lint on my shirt! A great one!

  • @heidihoedeman7075
    @heidihoedeman7075Ай бұрын

    I had a gremlin to bill you are so funny and your not a dork!

  • @HeartTurnedToStone
    @HeartTurnedToStoneАй бұрын

    OMG❕ Is that a GREMLIN onstage ❔ I remeber when those came out.

  • @pancudowny
    @pancudownyАй бұрын

    Having a Gremlin ain't bad, if it's a Gremlin X (Factory V-8)... especially a Gremlin XR. (Dealer installed 401-ci. V-8!😉)

  • @davidbowers6707
    @davidbowers670722 күн бұрын

    YOU CAN'T TELL SOMEONE TO KISS YOUR ASS ON A SCOOTER.....cause they just might 😂

  • @karenlong6982
    @karenlong6982Ай бұрын

    Bill I miss your Sunday morning with Bill……love u and your family me and my hubby are 58 yrs old married 37. Yrs……he is retired I’m still working as a nurse…….😳🤣🙏🏻❤️🤦‍♀️

  • @Comet-hn3gm
    @Comet-hn3gm10 күн бұрын

    I glued a bubble level from a camp trailer on my tool box at 15° off center because of this video from years ago. 😄

  • @Ninjamom4
    @Ninjamom4Ай бұрын

    😂🤣😂

  • @dennisparker2496
    @dennisparker2496Ай бұрын

    Best of the best. Thank you.

  • @patmueller9378
    @patmueller9378Ай бұрын

    Bill. Saw you in 87 at Deja Vu in Columbia MO. Awesome then. Awesome now

  • @jenniferstine8567
    @jenniferstine8567Ай бұрын

    My 8th grade teacher had that car. I wouldn't call him a dork. He had a resting, "this is not how I envisioned things" face. Considering the population of that school, I'd say that's spot on even if he wanted to be a teacher. He was the only teacher I had that year actually try to be a teacher. My English teacher felt like we should charge him a co-pay for therapy. My science teacher just had us watch Bill Nye the Science Guy. (Now there's a dork Bill.) Maybe if I was 8 it would be fun. I doubt it. If you want to insult my intelligence, do it to my face. Don't hide in a studio. I'm such a nerd that one of my cats was named after a chemistry lesson. My fantasy pet is a 3-headed cat. I want to name it Isotope. Each head would be named after the 3 isotopes of Carbon. [Just imagine a GIF of Homer Simpson yelling NERD! here]

  • @dawnasuttton
    @dawnasutttonАй бұрын

    I LOVE TO WATCH BILL. HE IS SO FUNNY AND AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE I NEED THAT. I AM 63 RETIRED AND LIVE IN PUBLIC HOUSING BECAUSE ON SOCIAL SECURITY I DON'T MAKE MUCH. I AM TRYING TO GET A BOOK PUBLISHED BUT SAVING FOR IT IS TAKING ME A LOT OF TIME. I AM ONLY SHORT NOW BY $200. I THINK I HAVE WATCHED EVERY VIDEO THAT BILL HAS OUT AND MOST OF THEM I HAVE WATCHED MANY TIMES. BILL LOVE YOU FOR ALWAYS

  • @yarnkatcher
    @yarnkatcherАй бұрын

    You are SO cool ! ❤❤ 😊

  • @liljoeii6091
    @liljoeii6091Ай бұрын

    AWESOME VIDEO THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO

  • @marywright9370
    @marywright9370Ай бұрын

    Way cool!

  • @kathlynczako1393
    @kathlynczako1393Ай бұрын

    Gremlin!!!!!

  • @robinware2883
    @robinware2883Ай бұрын

    I have enjoyed your stand up since Southwestern. While I realize that wasn’t a stand up routine…. You were still funny as all get out.

  • @TWayneD1020
    @TWayneD1020Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @ezrabrooks12
    @ezrabrooks125 күн бұрын

    Funny Stuff.

  • @johnhild-pt4qm
    @johnhild-pt4qmАй бұрын

    Bill you are way Cool, don't let anyone say anything different.

  • @johnny1902
    @johnny190211 күн бұрын

    Personally I like his scooter

  • @wyn5890
    @wyn58905 күн бұрын

    I used to an avad D-n-D player

  • @peterputnam3804
    @peterputnam3804Ай бұрын

    Don't knock the GREMLIN I owned one with the straight 6 , and positraction and 21 gallon gas tank in New Hampshire best winter car for getting around in the snow with a full tank of gas would go anywhere.

  • @scottclarke953
    @scottclarke953Ай бұрын

    If you had 5 Gremlins the X model. You would have people paying large sums of money for one of them.

  • @daveslater9298
    @daveslater9298Ай бұрын

    Nothing wrong with a Gremlin car, I had one and it was a blast to drive. V8 with a 3 speed stick...

  • @mattfrazier8302
    @mattfrazier830220 сағат бұрын

    I know exactly where you're coming from.

  • @lindalewis5066
    @lindalewis5066Ай бұрын

    😂😂👏👏❤️

  • @janetzuercher3239
    @janetzuercher3239Ай бұрын

    😀😂😀😂🥰

  • @heathervoss-zilch9900
    @heathervoss-zilch9900Ай бұрын

    Where is this from?

  • @user-ru1vb4mk8u
    @user-ru1vb4mk8uАй бұрын

    When can 0:55 0:57 i watch

  • @johnhild-pt4qm
    @johnhild-pt4qmАй бұрын

    With a tail wind?

  • @creekerjeeper3879
    @creekerjeeper3879Ай бұрын

    Yo where’d all gremlin haters come from? Mine came with denim seats. My father in law asked me if the bank refused to give me a loan for the rest of the car!

  • @steventwiddy3402
    @steventwiddy3402Ай бұрын

    Bill, just remember something scooters and fat women are both fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on either one of them

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogleАй бұрын

    Careful if you come to Canada. We have cops on bicycles that just might give you a ticket.

  • @karenritter2574
    @karenritter2574Ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donnasmith517
    @donnasmith517Ай бұрын

    😂

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