Wait, so you're telling me that filled and solid chocolate bunnies are an actual thing?

@joshuaphillips755

2 жыл бұрын

I had one in the 90s.

@maniak1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaphillips755 Good for you, I live in Europe. I think those things would be violating food safety regulations over here.

@geesuslookatthatalpaca7471

2 жыл бұрын

You’ve never had a chocolate bunny with marshmallow filling inside? I was never a fan of the solid chocolate because it’s just overwhelmingly chocolate and hard to bite, but those marshmallow ones were amazing!

@maniak1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@geesuslookatthatalpaca7471 Awesome crowd here.

@swimteamizzle1114

2 жыл бұрын

I had a completely solid chocolate one just this year. It was a ridiculous amount of chocolate.

The melancholy piano in the background really hits different 😞 maybe we were the ones hollow the whole time

What if the bunny had an absentee father that left him hollow & nothing can fill in the void?

@falcore91

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps it should try filling that void with booze? That would make biting into one much more exciting.

I don't think I can just "move on", John. This one cuts real deep.

0:30 "What's the point of eating air?"

Some people in this thread must lack all self-control. If you get a solid chocolate bunny, you don’t try to stuff it all into your face at once like a giant deranged hamster. You gnaw a little off every day, putting it in the fridge between gnawing, basking in the knowledge that it waits for you to gnaw a bit more tomorrow.

@StarlahMutiny

2 жыл бұрын

Thisss!!

@jamesoverholt878

2 жыл бұрын

Gnaw being the operative word. Your incisors leave witness marks for your efforts.

@jayspeidell

2 жыл бұрын

You, sir, are not an American. A true patriot is going to deepthroat that thing in one shot.

@dougaltolan3017

Жыл бұрын

There's a name for kids like you, it's "adult".

The real truth is all the hollow chocolate bunnies were filling the huge void within ourselves the whole time... We were always the hollow ones

To quote Carlin, "Great Country...Strange culture".

You wouldn't be able to bite the ears off nearly as easily if it was solid. I also always liked the way the hollow chocolate would crumble when you bit into the ears. Man, a solid chocolate bunny of the same size would be like three four times as heavy. And expensive.

@nate9361

2 жыл бұрын

It would give me a stomach ache too!

@yudithcaron8053

2 жыл бұрын

Or it would be made of the cheapest "chocolate" possible. I remember those solid bunnies that tasted like sugary wax. Yeesh!

@daspooperidunncurr8379

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it would make sense if your head wasn't hollow

@jamesoverholt878

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, solid bunnies are awesome.

@valerierodger7700

2 жыл бұрын

@@nate9361 You don't eat it all at once.

I thought it was stupid until my grandmother pointed out that it would be heavy and you'd be unable to bite it if it were solid. I once molded my own solid and it was an impossible brick

I've never seen solid chocolate bunnys in my life

@HarrisO.R8

2 жыл бұрын

They are usually the smaller ones.

I live how they delivered that news with more weight than actual war or politics, like aworld take just died. Also a solid chocolate slab/ viny isn't a soft. I don't like milk chic anway, but a solid piece is so hard to bit into, I had one once a a kid

Putting "real" problems into perspective 😄

@kurtsudheim825

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I like how they delivered that news with more gravitas/ weight than actual dissing news

I feel this so hard. I was at a 5 Below and saw this large ferro rocher chocolate and got it thinking it was going to be awesome. Thing was just a large hollow shell. I mean the shell was good, it's just why bother having it that big with nothing in it? Give me some hazelnuts or something!

@kimmathison6471

2 жыл бұрын

I got one of those too for my daughter last Easter and was very disappointed when it was hollow 😖

@khirsah666

2 жыл бұрын

Yeaahh we need more diabetes!

@dougaltolan3017

Жыл бұрын

What has a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit.

Unpopular opinion, but I was always a bit disappointed in solid chocolate bunnies, because they can be hard to break off with your fingers or teeth and be difficult to chew. Hollow bunnies are easier to break and eat

As a kid growing up in Germany eating REAL chocolate, I never complained, because even the air inside our hollow chocolate bunnies tasted good.

@TheJerbol

2 жыл бұрын

oh shit you guys have REAL chocolate?

@beatrute2677

2 жыл бұрын

ok Goebbels

@rroes7319

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah chocolate bunnies taste like shit.

@mimiharv

2 жыл бұрын

Right? And it made me appreciate the unexpected chunkiness of those ears and toes so much more. Filled chocolate bunnies are what I'd imagine daily Christmas to be like: the greed will suck everything special out of it.

@Pfromm007

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJerbol Yeah, not that complete affront to everything precious to humanity that Hershey is.

You bite the ears off then fill the bunny with milk and have a chocolate milk bunny cup!

As a kid, I was thrilled to get chocolate at all. The hollow bunny was manna from heaven...

@masercot

2 жыл бұрын

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda I have to practice somewhere or I'll never be able to guilt my kids.

That’s some solid entertainment, there!

I got little caramel-filled ones. Not empty, but not too hard either. I like that balance.

@malissahyatt2425

2 жыл бұрын

Reese's Bunnies people!!!! Bunnies filled w Reese's peanut butter!!!! It's the ultimate bunny!!!!!!!

I love how this is a universal thing for kids lmao

A child's first experience at disappointment in life...hollow chocolate bunnies at Easter.

I made it very clear to my parents that they would be in for a completely miserable day if they dared to soil my eastroturf with some pos hollow bunny.

"Well good for you" Fucking dead.

Wtf is wrong with these people? Who wants a solid piece of chocolate that big? These people are insane.

Hollow isn't a problem if the thickness of the bunny is satisfactory. At least 1 cm.

@sws212

2 жыл бұрын

Nah you need a hollow one, how else would you get your penis in there?

I liked my hollow chocolate bunnies. No one in their right minds is going to give 2.5lbs of chocolate to a kid in one go.

@sidneymonteiro3670

2 жыл бұрын

You were conditioned as a child to accept a lesser product. Nestle makes 3kg chocolate easter eggs in other countries in which it is tradition to have them as a child. YOU WERE ROBBED.

@adam346

2 жыл бұрын

@@sidneymonteiro3670 this may be true... but if I were given 3kg chocolate easter eggs as a child I would be dead... diabetes aged 19

@sidneymonteiro3670

2 жыл бұрын

@@adam346 millions of children enjoy that tradition and do not die of diabetes at 19. It actually turns off the craving; like the month and a half old Halloween candy that puts people off candy for months, if not for years. Candy traditions are weird. Stay safe.

@adam346

2 жыл бұрын

@@sidneymonteiro3670 I was being hyperbolic.. but yeah, candy traditions are super weird. It's like when I pound 10 pints of beer in a night... I really don't feel like drinking for quite a while after.

@areareare9953

2 жыл бұрын

My parents weren't. That's why I was personally disappointed when they didn't live up to their failures ON THAT DAY OF ALL DAYS!

It was also a cheaper type of chocolate in the hollow ones. Probably because of how they poured it into the mold as a liquid chocolate, and I can't believe I'm analysing this.

🤣🤣🤣 all those sad disappointing childhood memories...where's the therapist!

I used to fill them with milk, disappointment became enjoyment! Bite the ears off and make your own filling.

I never had a solid chocolate bunny. I didn't knew that existed. Now that I know, I do want one.

And they don't even realize that US Easter candy is a pale sad shadow of British Easter eggs

Hollow bunnies were the bomb! If you cared about the chocolate to dollar ratio as a kid, you had a sad childhood.

The real travesty is when you get a creme egg Easter egg and there’s no creme in there

Idk about you but a hollow one sounds pretty good rn because I won't have to eat way too much

I used to fill up the hollow ones with milk to make chocolate milk while I was eating my bunny. But I did like the solid ones better

The Holographic Principle says that the entire Universe, all of us included, is like a hollow chocolate bunny. Have a nice -rest of your life- day.

Woah woah woah, the solid chocolate bunnies are the problem, I want pieces of chocolate not a block I have to gnaw on for 3 hours

@sav5191

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@daspooperidunncurr8379

2 жыл бұрын

No, this is america. Give me a literal chocolate brick, and I'll be satisfied for at least 20 hours.

Imagine one of those hollow bunnies, but inside there's candied strawberries or dried mango or something

I’m thinking the bunny wasn’t the sad hollow things that upset these ppl as kids.

I like hollow Easter bunnies .

I hated the solid chocolate bunnies. Still do lol

I 100% prefer the hollow ones. Not too much chocolate 😃

Why would I want a solid chocolate bunny? Has anyone here ever actually tried to eat a large, solid block of chocolate? It's nearly impossible.

Im eating a solid chiclet bunny RN

The hollow ones are pretty mildly infuriating tbh. I just wish there was more chocolate or at least thicker walls of chocolate.

On one hand they're not wrong but on the other hand does anyone REALLY need to eat an entire block of the worst chocolate you can possibly find?

@exessex3522

2 жыл бұрын

True. The chocolate that goes to make Easter bunnies and Easter eggs is usually inferior.

@stillhere1425

2 жыл бұрын

It really is the worst. Chocolate-flavored candle wax.

I don’t think people realize just how much chocolate that would be if it was solid. Way too much chocolate for one person to be eating. You’d throw up.

A long time ago, I ran across a fantasy novel at Barnes & Noble entitled "Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse." I HAD to buy it. Unfortunately, the title was the best part of the book. Disappointing, VERY much like hollow chocolate bunnies.

And these are (older) adults. Talk about your first-world problems. These yahoos are scarred for life. By slightly less than a fatal about of chocolate.

Imagine being so happy for some chocolate that it didn't phase you at all if its hollow or not because even a hollow one is more chocolate than anyone should eat in one sitting.

But if it’s solid, how can I fill it with whipped cream? 🤔

As a Gen-Xer, I feel seen.

i love the hollow chocolate bunnies, they are awesome!!!!!!!!!

Don't you have chocolate Easter eggs in the USA?

I thought they sucked too. Plus the chocolate was waxy and not very good.

I liked the hollow ones. Not brick like.

Because Americans need to eat more chocolate.

Has nobody ever tried to bite through a solid block of chocolate? Try selling solid bunnies, and you'll get sued out the wazoo for dislocated jaws and broken teeth!

@vladimirenlow4388

2 жыл бұрын

Except that they _do_ make the solid ones. The trick is to only take small bites.

@kabai1811

2 жыл бұрын

Ppl bite through solid block of chocolate everyday, it's called a chocolate bar

The hollow ones always tasted better though. The Solid bunnies chocolate is usually garbage. Quality over quantity. Team hollow!

@daspooperidunncurr8379

2 жыл бұрын

The price you're paying is what determines the quality. Cheap solid ones are garbage. RIP

I actually preferred the hollow ones for some reason.

@HarrisO.R8

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!....or at the very least, The half solid Russell Stover's bunny!....LOL

@RefugeeKLicious

2 жыл бұрын

Heretic!!!

Why don't they like the hollow ones? They're so satisfying! You can smash them, or nibble their ears of and fill them with whatever you like. Or you can play that scene from alien. They're great! But, to be fair, the smarties (german m&ms) filled ones milka used to make are also very very nice to get.

I think I prefer the hollow ones, they have a certain texture

@daspooperidunncurr8379

2 жыл бұрын

So you're saying the only solid ones you got were low quality? Interesting . . .

@Speederzzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@daspooperidunncurr8379 it's the feeling of biting into a hollow one that feels so much better than biting into solid chocolate. Could be that I have more sensitive toothgums tho

solid ones were uneatable though... We just let them melt in the sun personally... the hollow one you could eat easily and to your heart content. I don't get their "Disappointed" comment.. you wanted to break your teeth bitting into solid 3 inch thick chocolate? good luck...

@robmausser

2 жыл бұрын

The quality of the chocolate in the solid ones was always crap too.

I never imagined that that would be an issue for people. Is this an American thing or also found outside?

@vladimirenlow4388

2 жыл бұрын

It gets worse. Most of those things barely count as chocolate from a food perspective. Technically, we're talking about chocolate-flavored molded wax. Factor in the lower milk-fat content of American chocolates, and you get something the average European would find inedible. Us Americans only tolerate them because most of us haven't been exposed to anything better.

@HarrisO.R8

2 жыл бұрын

Now that you brought that up..It has to be American!...LOL...C,Mon..it could only be an issue in a country that offers, "Sociology of Seinfeld",... or, " The political ramifications of Star Trek politics"...as actual college courses... LOL...along with edible undies and cheese in a spray can....LMAO

@a.l1249

Жыл бұрын

As an average European, I can confirm. The quality of regular American chocolate was a shock. VERY much alike "chocolate-like product" (that was the official term) in the good old days behind the iron curtain. I guess at least they were upfront about it. There is good, "artisan" chocolate. Costs arm and leg, and I suppose they wouldn't defile their product by shaping it like a chocolate bunny 😂 But the majority of the mass produced stuff is garbage.

This seems like a funny observation that all came to independently, but really they are all just reading from the same scripts.

#boomers

How are these assembled? Is it algorithmically? Is it one, sad pathetic human watching hundreds of hours of thankless television who's compiling these clips?

@parks97

2 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind a lot of these local news programs use pre-determined talking points decided by their parent company, like Sinclair. This line prolly got used by every local broadcast they were operating this easter

@holycrapchris

2 жыл бұрын

There are tools to search closed captioning text across all stations. So the staff probably searched "solid chocolate bunny" and collected the clips from the search results.

How spoiled can you get? Seriously.

They leave out the solid milk chocolate. It's a trap run away, run away. It's milk chocolate without fillers but its hollow!! Hollow be thy name?? But solid be thy milk chocolate!! 😡