"You're allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." Such a great line!

@Letnothinggotowaste

19 күн бұрын

Maybe a great "line", but one only a terrible human being would utter..

This was the greatest idea. Curb is my favorite show but highlighting some of the best moments deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

@CombativesAcademy

3 ай бұрын

Okay.

@glenngarvey7283

3 ай бұрын

A Nobel peace prize??..please tell me your joking

@pseudonayme7717

3 ай бұрын

@@glenngarvey7283 I mean, they named it after the guy who invented dynamite so...

@DavidFarmbrough

2 ай бұрын

Well, Obama got one. Curb is a very egalitarian programme. People from all over the world are treated with respect, including by being laughed at. ​@@glenngarvey7283

@ChaossX77

2 ай бұрын

Maybe just a regular Nobel prize.

When he's wearing the Wig to hide from the Taliban is hilarious because he never stays quiet and is always draws attention to himself. LoL

@davidperez5089

3 ай бұрын

Every room he steps in he finds a way to spice it up!😂

"What kind of psychopath interferes with the nuances of a lesbian wedding" LD thats who 😂😂😂

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

I love that! It’s such a stupid thing to care about or get involved in, but you can clearly see his point. Lol

@stephenmc123456

2 ай бұрын

Funniest line ever

Larry is usually in the right. The show wouldn't work if he was a jerk. It works because he articulates what we think, but don't have the time to say.

@jenhasken

2 ай бұрын

Or the balls

@weduhpeople8504

2 ай бұрын

@@jenhaskenyou took the words right out of my mouth!😅

@seamslatasha3598

2 ай бұрын

😂. We’d all hate this dude in real life though. Curb’s so good.

@alxsee1337

Ай бұрын

It’s not time. Any of you. Examine your day. You’re not not like Larry because you can’t afford five minutes off KZread WATCHING Larry do it. Nerds. ;)

@MrCmoney1211

Ай бұрын

@@weduhpeople8504took the balls right out of your mouth!…. No good?

“It’s a compliment. I wish I looked a little Asian.” One of the funniest lines ever

Yeah three people is enough for a thank you for your service.

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

I give Head nods if anything

@rustyshackle917

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service... in a bloated military industrial complex that loves to start endless wars of agression.

@Letnothinggotowaste

2 ай бұрын

It's a trite, reactive response. People don't care about Veterans at all..

@seewhativescene

Ай бұрын

I've serviced hundreds of people

@seewhativescene

Ай бұрын

​@@Letnothinggotowaste🫡 I've given lots of Head in service to this Country, battle scars and no stripes to show for

I eschewed the tongs deliberately

@kristendominique5554

2 ай бұрын

Eschewed and beckoned!

"Sir,I don't appreciate the aggressiveness of the beep." 😂

No he was so wrong for the door thing. He made serious eye contact with her as she was walking towards the door. Once eye contact is made you shan’t not hold the door. She was close too😂

"you should know, she doesn't give bjs" I spit my coffee with that line

Never switch to the middle seat, ever.

@istvanszabo3229

2 ай бұрын

I keep finding people like that on the NYC subways.👈🤪

@seewhativescene

Ай бұрын

Except in an MMM threeway

4:43 the guy Larry argues with is the guy who lied about being in the WTC on 9/11 for attention. immediate, unconditional W for Larry

@alexshank1414

3 ай бұрын

Steve Rannazzisi.

Curb is like Seinfeld on steroids. Great stuff.

@blu48

2 ай бұрын

It's Seinfeld on MAX (HBO) allows R rated language and content. 👍

@DavidFarmbrough

2 ай бұрын

Except Curb is funny and has an appealing central character.

@johndicarlo225

2 ай бұрын

Yo Yo Ma

Nah I’m with Larry on the cookie tongs lol. That’s absurd.

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

It would protect you from butt scratching mayhem, like me

@rareform6948

3 ай бұрын

@@seewhativescene I can take it lol

@rustyshackle917

3 ай бұрын

Butt scratcher touches tongs, I touch tongs. I'm contaminated. Butt scratcher touches his cookie, I touch my cookie. I'm not contaminated.

2:30..." You're not groomy, shes not bridey. "

"I think this is a breakthrough.." *"No, this isn't a breakthrough."* 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

The Miranda “tepid thank you” bit was absolutely hilarious

“The whole world is out there constipated” 😂😂😂

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

"This town needs an enema"

@johndicarlo225

2 ай бұрын

Stop eating bread😂

I just so Love Larry David. Hilarious. Long time fan since Seinfeld.😂. Thank you.❤

He promised it Friday, and did not disappoint, firm handshakes 🤝

4:22 she literally grabs the tongs by the tong-end and not by the handle. Same thing😂😂

Thank you for serving this video

Couldn't stop watching. Just love Larry's kvetching (I think thats the right Yiddish word) and winning most of te time. Better than a championship boxing match! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming. Great job. 👍😂

I’d like to thank Larry for his service.

Just wanna say thank you for compiling all these clips like this

5:00 love how enraged the cook gets while he calls larry sir😂😂😂

This season has been so damn good!!!!! Susie’s billboard is absolutely hilarious!!!! And the lawn jockey at the bbq was gold, too. Can you tell that I’m super sophomoric? Lol Thank you for your service, LD!!!!

The old lady breaking in to larrys house in middle of the night to water the plant is absolutely hilarious 😂

I love that the judge he yoohoo'ed is the voice of Uncle Ruckus.

Larry was actually right about how stupid it was for Jeff to have to see Susie off for a one hour flight when she’ll be back later that night. That was really selfish and stupid of Susie. I would give that point to Larry. I think that you missed that one

@cordovalark5295

3 ай бұрын

Because Susie wanted to make Jeff miserable that's why she did it.

@mattg6390

3 ай бұрын

I agree, but that’s why she’s wrong

@irman925

2 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I originally had it as a point for Larry but when editing it was like 3am and Susie’s line about there being a reason Larry was the only single one in the group made sense

@doughmandm8118

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@irman925 right, but she only said that because she didn't have an actual reason for Jeff to see her off other than making him miserable. So she attacked the fact he was single out of nowhere. 😂

You keep it very honest on this channel, Holding the door for anyone after you let them get that close is point world.

Allison Jones rules! So much comedic talent in these small roles 😂

"Youre allowed to be happy, but not in front of me." That line is why I love larry david

Sometimes I'm so tempted to go full Larry on some people.

@michaelharrison3602

2 ай бұрын

At least 50 times a day 😂

"You're not Golden Ruling it!" No filter. "It's a good thing for me, a bad thing for water".

Larry says what many of us think. We r just not brave enough to say it.

The cab driver said you have few hairs😂😂 omg hilarious!!

the lady on the bus and how he suddenly spoke Chinese lol

You’re not groomy, she’s not bridey! 😂

''Let me ask you a question''.

Love 💕 Larry David he makes me laugh, go to guy when all you see is sadness on TV

What’s funny is every yoga class I’ve been too the instructor has always said ‘Namaste’ is completely optional haha

@stellarcubicbeam7760

Ай бұрын

THEY BROKE MY CURTAIN REMOTE

Great editing work.

15:30 I can relate to the claustrophobic thing of sitting in the middle. Larry wins!

19:26 Namaste means hello in Bahasa. And that yoga instructor was a hellish rag

Ay Lassie....I admire your courage 😂

Great to see Larry has rebounded strongly after his disastrous performances in Part 5 and 6! Hope he keeps the momentum going...

The yoga studio is so amazing. If anybody has travelled around the world, namaste means hello. So freakin funny. I’ve done 10,000 yoga classes and I can not say the word namaste. While hiking in Nepal I said namaste 100 times a day.

I agree with the 2nd serving, hey if you want a measly few bits of potatoes, you don't have to stand in the long queue along with the first timers, for 30 minutes

We've had dessert; now go LOL *Get the hell out* were the actual words used

Don’t factor type in your door holding for anyone, only distance. Eveb men… Be nice and hold the door.

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

I don't hold doors for jordan peterson subscribers🚫

Isn’t the “thank you for your service” solider (Victor) Tom Hanks’ son, Chet?

12:29 I really appreciate Larry for this as a veteran because it’s so awkward to be thanked for your service.

Big Murry IS watching LOL!

How can we go on without LD guiding us?!?!😢

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

I've been abstaining from Grindr for nearly a month, not sure how Long I can go though 😢

@blu48

2 ай бұрын

Idk how we can go on without LD. It really is End Of Times!

Larry David is Hilarious! A genius when it comes to comedy! I would have loved to be an actor on his show! 😊👍

Outfit tracker!

Hilarious Larry 😂😂❤

C'mon Larry, Let's Make America Great Again 😂

@pibly7784

2 ай бұрын

LOL. Larry for President! What do we really have to lose, at this point.

Larry say what we all think 😂

Imran, all of this must have taken you so much time, to the extent of being on some kind of spectrum; nevertheless, I salute you. Thank you so much. You are amazing: the selecting, the editing, this has brought me so much joy. Thank you, wholeheartedly.

@cathalmeenagh3898

3 ай бұрын

Sorry just realised you are Irman, not Imran. Either way, massive love and appreciation sustained.

I'm not often in a buffet line. What's the standard protocol for the "seconds question?"

I actually get annoyed when people hold the door for me when I'm a mile away. I'll be like, in the parking lot, and they'll hold the door, and I'll feel the need to start running so they don't have t o wait. There should be like a 5-10 step requirement to hold the door.

Outfit tracker goes to world. It’s the exact sort of thing that Larry would notice and inform about, in fact, that’s an episode of Seinfeld.

Did Larry get kicked out of every house and establishment he ever entered? 😅

Outfit tracking sis that an American thing 😂

I'm a 3 how could you be a 4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s simply the greatest comedy show in human history. And it’s not even close.

@ericmuller4697

2 ай бұрын

It's too Jewish for my taste. I prefer more cultured, intelligently written comedy like Frasier.

@nicolestern731

2 ай бұрын

Antisemite in the house! There’s always one….

@deeprollingriver52

16 күн бұрын

@@nicolestern731 Semite superiority and racism on display.

Why did Larry get a point in the movie theatre? He broke all theatre etiquette.

In the scene with the reserve sign the paining on the wall behind Larry isn't in the center and it's driving me mad, someone needs to move the painting to the left.

couldnt get anything better than cam rips?

"Pretty good"

In Larry’s defense I wouldn’t have held the door either

You might as well put the floor on the table!

Im on old owner side,got to respect old person wish to relive old memories...

@irman925

Ай бұрын

That’s a wild take

I like to remind myself often during this show, that Larry has most of a billion dollars

Namaste and yoga are as pretentious as the people who teach them 😊

🏆Hilarious 👀✌️

How is it "acting entitled" to beg to be let on the plane?

11:50 not true larry often says "let me ask you a question" which is asking someone if he can ask them a question rather than just asking a question.

If you ever met the characters in real life, would you ever interact with them?

I’m 3 minutes in …Larry better win this battle.

Hey Larry, sorry about your lewis Good news is you're still alive

Would be great if he did an episode on doing commercials for crypto currency, trading on social currency.

i love lary david

6:10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine crossover, that's Sandberg's ex-partner.

Is it bad I have larry a 6-6.5 in looks. He looks great for an old man.

The nuances of a lesbian wedding is obviously the forerunner to whose last name the baby of a gay couple gets.

Now that I've been drinking bottled or filtered water I can smell the shit in tap water even when I boil it for cooking 🤢🤮😵☠⚰🪦

3:40 This is where I stopped having any respect for Ted

@irman925

Ай бұрын

Cheryl should have just dated someone anonymous

And yet he was right so much of the time.

Feel bad for Jeff, he got the worst wife on the show

@2colossery

18 күн бұрын

Most of the time she's not the one out of line tho 😂

19:27 is Larry being sarcastic on Lululemon ? He is wearing a Lululemon and poking his third eye.

Correct scoring should have been: Larry 50 World 0

Lemme ask you something..

Judge did it on purpose

@seewhativescene

3 ай бұрын

Minorities like me don't have the luxury of back talking the judge, everything is sir or ma'am

Nobel price for Larry! 🤔am I exaggerating?... which Nobel: Literature

29:09

Let me ask you a question