"Scrounging around in the bleachers saying 'where's that ass?'" Absolutely. Dead. 😂😂😂😂

@asundelgun3487

3 жыл бұрын

Best line ever

@casualobserver2380

3 жыл бұрын

Andymaq is it difficult to comment on KZread post death?

@jntj3007

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA!!!

@danholliday5564

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@KnowOne111

3 жыл бұрын

It is so. fucking. rare that I actually laugh at a video like that. I was fucking ugly laughing. Amazing stuff

"Are you expecting somebody?" "Wanda." *starts running*

@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

6 жыл бұрын

All Cheryl does is start trouble. Probably because she doesn't work and has nothing better to do.

@pengyzin8668

4 жыл бұрын

I can't stand that racist shithead Wanda racecard

@Astral0G1

4 жыл бұрын

@@pengyzin8668 ?

@saucelord780

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Leopard yeah we know..you’re white and you feel oppressed.

@MaestroTJS

4 жыл бұрын

@@Astral0G1 She always brought up racial stuff on Curb. There is also a viral video of her after Trump was elected which is annoying as hell.

Can we just admire how perfect of a foil Cheryl is to Larry? She does such a great job of being juuuust a little bit wrong sometimes, or misunderstanding him, while still also being the most grounded one in the relationship. It's such a great dynamic, and so impressive that she's able to not just hold her own, but genuinely sometimes steer an entire scene while paired with debatably one of the greatest comedy writers the United States has ever produced. That's an insane level of talent.

@rowredround7206

4 ай бұрын

Hate her. She constantly sells him down the river, particularly in the early seasons.

@Eric7SouthGate

4 ай бұрын

Lol larry knew it and abused it

@theboss-iu1xh

3 ай бұрын

"greatest comedy writers the US ever produced"? Please. Just show a little frame of reference and say of all time.

@MichaelSotoCE

2 ай бұрын

I really think Cheryl is fucking with him calling him an ass man. She fell for him and married him. So I interpret this scene as this is the kind of repore they have with each other Wanda is in on it too, I refuse to believe that she as a black woman comedian is actually that offended, I'm sure she thinks it's funny to call him an ass scrounger

“Hey big-ass, hey Assie!” Crack up laughing every time !

@gayan2517

Жыл бұрын

'I know that asss'🤣

@TalkingToAWall

9 ай бұрын

You can tell even Cheryl is trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂

@odradekk

6 ай бұрын

I love “ Hey big ass Wanda!”😂😂😂.

i luv how he tries to run away when he finds out wanda is at the door

@LordTalax

5 жыл бұрын

Because a big mouth bitch was coming over. Couldn't stand Wanda

@croweziec

5 жыл бұрын

@@LordTalax shut the fuck up. Wanda is a Queen. The only bitch I can think of is you.

@princekyle4132

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Whenever Larry David is around, she got that "I'm gonna whoop yo ass" look.

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335

4 жыл бұрын

@@croweziec are you a damn feminine men or something

@scotty_james

4 жыл бұрын

We’ve ALL done that before.

"But I'm not the ass man." "Well, according to the state of New York, you are."

@JanetStarChild

5 жыл бұрын

Legendary Cosmo Kramer: "Ass Man"

@JoeCnNd

5 жыл бұрын

"You stop short with my wife!"

@victorraphals-kath2097

5 жыл бұрын

Dr Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

@dmmaddex

5 жыл бұрын

I stopped short...

@roxmittens

5 жыл бұрын

👌

this is so absolutely brilliantly acted/improvised/written

@PixlPlayer

4 жыл бұрын

Blood Beryl lol you’re such a dick. Basically all of the dialogue on this show is improv

@frankieaddams3937

4 жыл бұрын

Off the rails hilarious!

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

"What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses!" Poor Larry...omg...

@hockeypnc3

2 жыл бұрын

It was scripted.

@debojyotipanda938

Жыл бұрын

LD man. They don't make 'em like him anymore.

The “okay” at 2:27 is just perfect. The way Larry knows he’s cornered and has to explain himself, I think we’ve all had a moment like that

@cqgator

4 ай бұрын

funny as hell hahahahah

"Nothing's kinky! Nothing's unfolding!"

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

You've got nothing on me!

@doraigayaragok3693

2 жыл бұрын

No ugly side! no ugly side!

@okamijubei

3 ай бұрын

Which is why Cheryl finds him terrible during sex.

@kamakaziozzie3038

2 ай бұрын

@@okamijubeiCheryl loved the way Larry bangs. Otherwise they wouldn’t have stayed married for so many years

@roguesheep3083

2 ай бұрын

deep down, he knows he’s a deviant 😆

HAHAHA the way he runs up the stairs like a little kid when Wanda shows up. Too funny

@ronoccc

4 жыл бұрын

i've actually done that, trying to run away from someone coming into the house and halfway up the stairs

@abramslion1

4 жыл бұрын

It's more anger Wanda and his wife ganged up on him. And he didn't say nothing bad all was a greeting. Wanda need to stop crying 😭 like little baby over a greeting.

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao everyone needs to quit picking on Larry 😭😭😭😭

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey big ass Wanda" 😭😭😭😭😭

@yeetboi9817

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that run up the stairs is genuinely hilarious

Anybody else noticed Cheryl almost cracked up when Wanda said, "Hey, Assy"?

@zyrrhos

10 ай бұрын

She definitely had to swallow that one. Love when actors try to hide a laugh with some other nonverbal action.

@MichelangeloVA

Ай бұрын

​@@zyrrhos Plus wasn't a lot of curb dialogue improv by the actors

“No no that’s not so” I love when Larry just slips into some poetic language, it’s just another layer that shows that the character is incapable of ever being truly genuine.

@HittheSwitch2002

7 ай бұрын

I feel like he is nothing but honest though, as honest as he is self aware though lol.

"Hey big ass! Hey ASSY! Hey, I know yor ass" lol LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! This is definitely one of the best episodes!

@swizzybk1665

5 жыл бұрын

pants tent

@Rahimo

5 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes isn’t usually my cup of tea, but she’s hysterical here.

'What is that shit all over you,what have you been doing? Scrounging around looking for asses, all up in the bleachers and shiiit, where's the ass' hahahahah he walked up the stairs so defeated.

@boot_leg_ramen_noodle

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO is an understatement 😂

@martingundelach4915

Жыл бұрын

He did the right thing, there's no comeback to that one

@bjrnarydsteb2094

Ай бұрын

She was pounding it on. She still had some left to, love Wanda

I like how Wanda is one of the few characters who can thrash Larry in a verbal joust, she may not fight fair, but she gives him no room to argue, he even said she was right, truly a gift to be able to beat Larry David in saying things that make people regret talking to you.

You gotta feel bad for Larry. He says “I recognize that tush anywhere” and somehow she hears “hey big ass Wanda!”

@chrismofer

4 жыл бұрын

I took it to mean he said something in between I. E. I'd know that big ass anywhere. And then Larry softened it and Wanda harshened it in their tellings.

@chrisb7051

4 жыл бұрын

Larry’s in the right like 90% of the time this show makes me pull my fucking hair out

@guerillawhite3083

4 жыл бұрын

i mean its a pretty strange greeting

@theeasyway9432

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the reason I don’t watch it it is just a new form of cringe

@pruthvish007

4 жыл бұрын

Oh please. Greeting your neighbor by commenting about their bum is not normal. Larry is right many times in a weird sort of way but this is definitely not it.

"scrounging around, looking for asses" killed me XD

The way he tries to run up the stairs is fucking funny.

@Oswadomob

4 жыл бұрын

Harvey Dent 2 faced bitch

@zaidshah4535

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oswadomob it's been 6 years I'm pretty sure hes dead

The way this episode unfolded was absolutely genius... It just gets better the more times you watch it.

He doesn't dig himself deeper with a shovel, he uses a backhoe, lol.

@Brandon-tk2rw

2 жыл бұрын

What did you call wanda?

"I was being chummy" ... LMAO!!

@tomggabin5838

4 жыл бұрын

Why the hell is your ass coming off? You got something against asses?

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

"You love big asses!?" Omg, Cheryl. Leave Larry alone.

"I'm not a deviant" "You got nothing on me!"

@BlakeGildaphish76

8 жыл бұрын

+borg718 i didn't say deviant

@JBGuarino43

4 жыл бұрын

borg718 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

It is amazing that 90% of this dialogue is unscripted. Can anyone confirm this? If so these are absolutely brilliant comedians.

@Cukito4

3 жыл бұрын

Because now EVERYTHING is AMAZING?

@FC-hj9ub

2 жыл бұрын

Not. Not exactly the most advanced conversations

@zyrrhos

10 ай бұрын

Curb is unscripted, with actors given just outlines for the plots and improvising the dialogue.

@dorhinj23

10 ай бұрын

A buddy used to have to type out a transcription on set in real time. He says it sucked.

@bilsid

9 ай бұрын

it's acting without acting

"How big do you like 'em?" - Cheryl's phrasing is fantastic 😂

I love how defeated he walks up the stairs at the end, mumbling to himself.

It’s strange to see how the general view on big asses has changed in the last 10 years LOL

@iyaramonk

5 жыл бұрын

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round

@melodiefrances3898

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that myself lol ...

@t.veritas884

4 жыл бұрын

Curtis Riceman nah just big. You think all women go the gym? It’s because they got a good shape. They naturally have a thick ass. It’s usually not that they’re gym-going toned as hell

@t.veritas884

4 жыл бұрын

pyropulse Alright who let their 10 year grandson on the computer to watch porn again? Look, kid leave the talk about attraction to adults. I know things are pretty cool now, since you don’t have school. But, please try to do other things than watch porn and write dumb ass comments on KZread. My advice? Read a book

@MeanBeanComedy

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.veritas884 The nice asses come from squats and deadlifts.

The single funniest moment in Curb. Absolutely hilarious impro.

Before my spinal cord injury and having to use a wheelchair I was a tit-man. I'm an ass-man now. Just a matter of perspective.

@UnfitToLive

5 жыл бұрын

Haha nice one, works in a few ways! 🤭 Hope you doing OK mate. ❤️

@jcnot9712

4 жыл бұрын

I’d think the smell would put you off from them.

@DeeP-_PerspectivE

4 жыл бұрын

Ass man since day 1 here. Remember being in preschool and eyeing girls asses on the playground. Could careless if they have A cup tits, as long as they have a decent tush everything is cool.

@AbdulMalik-rt2io

3 жыл бұрын

Change your last name to Hawking and become asscientist

@antonimartinez9961

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeeP-_PerspectivE You mean you *couldn't* care less. If you "could care less", then you must care at least a little bit. This isn't difficult stuff.

"I don't mind a big ass..." Larry David is my hero.

"Hey Big Ass Wanda"

How Cheryl turns this into about how he likes big asses is just genius. This show's secret is how relatable these situations are to our (viewer's) lives and what we've experienced in different context.

@sangun123

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao it’s brilliant how Larry just blurts it out in panic to defend himself and basically says he likes big asses

@Over_Toasted

2 жыл бұрын

The secret is that they retroscript - so they have an idea for the plot and the lines and actions are improvised. It feels a lot more organic and relatable.

@pizzajona

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately the newest season feels harder to relate to, like Larry was just lecturing. There were a couple good episodes like the Klansmen one and the Japanese restaurant, but outside of that it’s been meh.

@NormAppleton

2 жыл бұрын

Cheryl is also a nightmare.

@capslockcapable1719

Жыл бұрын

Cheryl Hines is weirdly hot. She looks like her jaw unhinges like a python so she can consume prey whole, but I can't help but find her super attractive.

This remains one of the funniest and most brilliant segments from that show. That he would write such awkward situations for himself... the man is a genius, with no shame! Whenever Wanda shows up, you know Larry is in trouble.

"Nothing's unfolding!"

"Dr. Cosmo Kramer - proctology."

@IslamOriginal14

5 жыл бұрын

Million to one

@johnjay7739

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. (hesitation) Cosmo Kramer

@leontrotsky8676

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm the ass man Jerry!"

@spiritualcalmality8631

3 жыл бұрын

Ah. Okay. Alright.

I love how Larry obsesses over Cheryl never finding any dirt on him, then has his cover completely blown in under a minute

2:57 damn L.D got some bars 🔥

@smallgoon

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha lmfao

This is likely funniest curb episode. Only Larry David would be ashamed of being labelled an ass man.

@lisapage9317

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike Cosmo Kramer.

@jamesjustice8711

Жыл бұрын

Back in the early 2000s big asses weren't "in".

@noshortselectric5208

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesjustice8711 men still liked them

@bigmo10

10 ай бұрын

​@@jamesjustice8711not in the mainstream. Big ass was always appreciated on MLK Jr Blvd.

This scene is in the top ten, maybe better, of all time. So I proclaim.

@tomggabin5838

4 жыл бұрын

You are such an ass.

@GG-yp6kd

4 жыл бұрын

TomG Gabin stfu pussy

@MackeyWilliams

3 жыл бұрын

Right up there with the bra shopping scene and being caught on camera mincing around with Susie's.

@tomace7924

3 жыл бұрын

The Palestinian Chicken episode was the greatest ever!!!

@insidher

3 жыл бұрын

Battered woman scene and chicken kamikaze is good too

How they are not on their knees howling with laughter is beyond comprehension. 4 or 5 of the best lines of the entire series packed into one scene. Piss my pants every time I come back to this gem.

When Wanda said, "Hey, Assy," Cheryl was trying her best not to laugh

I'm not a deviant. Classic line as with practically everything Larry said in the series.

@PuffTheMagicHobo

5 жыл бұрын

Delivery made it

@basehead617

3 жыл бұрын

That's a reference to earlier when Jeff was talking about Susie telling people he's a deviant

hahaa 3:26 'What you been doin, scroungin' around lookin for asses?'

@kgisabeast

6 жыл бұрын

Kaiben Music best line in the show 😂😂

@shamp5727

6 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!"oh... Where's the ass?!" Classic!!

@Decipher101

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell the way he walked away. He did not like that comment from Wanda

Larry is completely defeated walking up the stairs.

My friend showed me this show for the first time last night, this part came up and I was in tears. I'm an instant fan now.

The best is the way Larry says "perhaps not"

And what is that shit all over you? What you been scroungin around lookin for asses?!?! Haha shit had me rollin!

@saadahsan2994

4 жыл бұрын

OH WHERE'S THE ASS? 😂

The phrase “ass fetish” is so funny and I honestly can’t quite pinpoint why. That is the genius of the show I guess.

@chocomilkfps1264

3 ай бұрын

It’s just so outrageous and demonizing of something normal. Like saying Larry David has a woman fetish because he likes woman, there is just so much bias shown just in the framing of the accusation… that’s why it’s funny to me anyway

All these characters have gone through so many houses over the years.

@RYN988

3 жыл бұрын

Monnneeeeyyyy

Scrounging around lookin for asses! 🤣 makes me lol every time

@2011super

5 жыл бұрын

oh wheres the ass!?

"No...no..thats not so.."

@josephsvennson5694

5 жыл бұрын

Best reaction😂😂😂

He was a dead man as soon as he walked in the room. There's no way out of this conversation. Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

"thought I had to turn around to show you my big ass" that's fucking hilarious

I kinda like “I’d know that tush anywhere.” Poor Larry is so misunderstood. HeHe!

@johnmac91

5 жыл бұрын

It is true about us men, when we like a woman's ass, it does indeed get imprinted on our brains. More than any other part of the female anatomy I think, probably because when we're checking one out we're behind the woman, so we can enjoy it at our leisure it without getting caught. As opposed to say, a woman's breasts, which you have to be a little subtle about, since the woman is looking right at you as you're admiring them. A quick look, then you turn away. As Seinfeld said, "like looking at the sun". I remember one incident many years ago. I was working repairing copy machines, and at one of the accounts there was a young woman named Donna who was in charge of the copy machine who had an absolutely amazing behind. All the techs at our company used to comment on it. One day, I was in New York City, seeing a Broadway show with my then girlfriend, when I saw a girl with an amazing ass in the lobby during intermission. As I was admiring this woman's ass I thought to myself, "what a nice ass, it looks just like Donna's". The woman turned around and sure enough, it was her. Now bear in mind, I live in Boston, so I had no reason to expect to see this woman in NYC. But I had so admired her ass that I had every subtle curve committed to memory.

@Rahimo

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. It’s chummy!

@jimpickens4

4 жыл бұрын

It's not really misunderstanding, the way characters interact with Larry is flat-out purposefully dishonest and callous.

@RealityCheck6T9

4 жыл бұрын

John Mac you put an unreasonable amount of effort into that post, and I salute you for it

@randyisftw

4 жыл бұрын

I definitely recognize a certain booty anywhere

I love her laugh at 1:19 haha

I watch all these clips from curb all the time and feel like you are living with them💕 love love love Larry David 😍

"Scrounging around looking for asses" LMAOOOO

Cheryl is the perfect partner for Larry. Not too delicate, romantic, rational, or smart, but gives a great sense of domesticity to Larry. All the daily quarrels that don't lead to "social awkwardness" like it is in the outside world, all the "annoying" questions that are kind of smothering but show partner cares as well. Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone that loves you.

@basehead617

7 жыл бұрын

Eve Nam they actually have pretty good chemistry too

@beatle1956

6 жыл бұрын

She's a nagging, whiney bitch... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than be married to that beast

@patriciofernandez2711

5 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone who loves you". That's strangely profound.

2:17 was epic. He starts running up the stairs.

@Skitz0frenix

3 жыл бұрын

The way he says "what?" 🤣🤣🤣

I love how sheryl and wanda just both utterly annhiliate him to the point where he throws his hand up and walks away 😂

Hey Assie, best line ever.

"I'm not a deviant, you got nothing on me!" lolololololololololololo!!!!

"you got nothing on me" and the way he runs up the stairs----hysterical. thanks for posting

cheryl trying not to laugh while wanda was talking was my favorite part

Hysterical!!! Sums up how conversations between men and women end up...

"It's all unfolding now." "Nothing's unfolding!"

I honestly think Wanda Sykes is a wordsmith of the highest order! She always comes up with the funniest shit! "Assey" is GENIUS!!!! Wanda is a genius! She is soooo talented! She needs to be in everything!!! I can't stop laughing. "Hey Assey...!""

One of my favorite moments on the show. I laugh so hard every time I see this episode.

Being scolded like this as if you’re an elementary school boy being chastised by mom and her friend, has got to be the worst as a husband 😂😂😂 At least you know your wife is still checked in in the marriage 😅

"I don't mind big asses"...lol

Favourite scene from Curb ever.

Absolutely my all-time fave frienemies. They are golden together. ❤️

My life is very much like this show... every little thing I do or say backfires at me and blows up out proportion. LOL Love this show!

@babymaude8469

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Saaaame.

comic timing PERFECT on this show!

laughing my ASS off! Haven't seen this scene for a few years...as hysterical as ever. This is just too good!

I love these so much.

This is my favourite scene of any show ever

"I'd recognize that tush anywhere!" ... ... ... "I was just saying hello" -- "Is that how you say hello?!"

Can I get an Amen for all the guys out there who have been through a trap of a conversation like this

@JanetStarChild

5 жыл бұрын

uh.. ..Ramen? I was in a similar state of denial back when I was still in the closet about my fetish for booty. ...I like booty. FYI: Just some context here, I'm a woman and I dig chicks.

@novelchaser3556

4 жыл бұрын

EVERY guy

@jackm4457

3 жыл бұрын

Amen brother. My friends and family consider me very well spoken, glib and likely to say "just the right thing." But the one thing I have NEVER gotten right is when a girl friend asks me, "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

16 years ago this was uploaded?! 🎉😂

"I'd regognize that tush anywhere" is waaaay out of boundry though 😂😂

@freedomm

2 жыл бұрын

The look Wanda gave him when he said it as he drove past her 😂

@IWannaUnaliveMyself

2 жыл бұрын

Is it?

i laughed the whole time during this scene, the dialogue is perfect!!!! this is classic

ASS MAN! just remembered that was part of a seinfeld ep :P

@babyindirt

4 жыл бұрын

how is it going in the 2010s

@jacobrollins1778

4 жыл бұрын

Man I wish it was 2010

@ASSman864

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobrollins1778 ive been to 2010

One of the greatest scenes of this show

The way this conversation escalates from larry's offhanded comment to a full attack on his character from the significant other is too relatable

@Gk2003m

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, but that’s not the only possible outcome! Larry *perceived* it as an attack on his character. Seems to me that Cheryl was not attacking him, but trying to roll with it. Asking him to tell her about her ass! She said (paraphrase) “so you like big asses, how’s my ass, do you dig my big ass” and wanted to hear “yeah it’s big, and yeah I like it”. And then there’s Wanda, and why would she come over if she were truly offended by his comment? To the trained eye, his unwillingness to cop to the fetish, or at least to play as if he had the fetish, means he just missed out on banging the two of them together.

@Gk2003m

2 жыл бұрын

At 2:58 Wanda is wanting him to blurt it out: “something about my ass is stored in your memory”… the two women are looking at him, imagining his ass fetish.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm THE ass man. Cannot even lie.

@joelwexler

10 жыл бұрын

You're not the ass man. Cosmo Kramer is the Ass Man.

@mxysptlk23

5 жыл бұрын

Can other brothers deny?

@magicman9218

5 жыл бұрын

Was there a vote??

@chrismofer

4 жыл бұрын

Legally, Cosmo Kramer is the ASSMAN.

@ASSman864

4 жыл бұрын

Someone say my name?

Note to self: Never watch this clip at work. I'm sitting in a cubicle trying to choke back my laughs and co-workers thought I was choking. Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, the lady is priceless, "all under the bleachers and shit" LOL!!

Man i miss these early seasons...

One of the best scenes ever

Holy shit Wanda Sykes is a riot! Great scene.

I saw this clip before I watched the show and thought it was hilarious. After seeing this episode and hearing the conversation Larry has with Jeff in a previous scene, it makes this scene 1000 times funnier.

1:13 Larry played her game. First mistake. He should have opted out.

@Decipher101

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it. Then she was able to turn the table on Larry

@valleyguy633

3 жыл бұрын

True, but then she would have chased him all over the house because they can't let anything go.

I don't have cable so I'm so thankful that these clips are on KZread !!!

Larry is a national treasure 🙌

I watched him running the stairs seven times and I still laughed as hard as the first time!

One of rhe best episodes 😂😂😂😂

The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I cried.. Fantastic bit.

What an incredible scene! I lost it when Wanda said “download” 😂

"I didn't say deviant".... she likes it, lol

One of my favorite episodes 😂😂😂

"ok assy" hahahahahaha