Hilarious best disputes between Larry David and crazy Susie Green (Susie Essman)
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@wurble9 жыл бұрын
"the kid is home, HYSTERICAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAAATED" I fucking love how she delivers that line. Larry and Geoff just stood there like two naughty little boys makes it even funnier. That whole scene is amazing. Probably my favourite episode.
@nothaks7250
9 жыл бұрын
lol
@A-small-amount-of-peas
8 жыл бұрын
if I was Jeff or Larry I would have broke down laughing
@kayleigh1991
7 жыл бұрын
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING!
@leajiaure
7 жыл бұрын
GET ME THE HEAD!!!
@EvanMitsakis
7 жыл бұрын
Despott DECAPITAAAAAAAAAATED
@i.l.l.l.l.4 жыл бұрын
I love how most of Susie and Larry's interactions begin very warmly, very cordial and convivial, but within 30 seconds it all falls apart
@ridedirect9114
4 жыл бұрын
same as ted dansons
@spacekitt.n
4 жыл бұрын
lol the house tour immediately comes to mind
@thejew1789
4 жыл бұрын
I love it. Susie still loves Larry and cares for him, she just has a fucked up temper.
@TheMusicalFeeling
4 жыл бұрын
Its always “Oh hi Lar”... then 🤯🤬
@dariushcreates
4 жыл бұрын
Those two can't go through a minute without getting confrontational 😂
@newthrash12212 жыл бұрын
"You four-eyed fuck" will always be my favorite classic line from Susie. lol
@steverogers7601
Жыл бұрын
The way she delivers that “fcuk” is so damn hilarious.
@yanni2112
Жыл бұрын
I like when she calls him bald
@Nerdylady
Жыл бұрын
It wins every time.
@tommyudo3195
Жыл бұрын
I'm partial to "You sicko, fucko asshole!"
@vismundo2437
4 ай бұрын
Tie with "Bald Prick"
@EdMan574 жыл бұрын
I love how Jeff never stands up to Susie,or defends Larry.
@AlphaQHard
4 жыл бұрын
He’s a married man, he knows to stay out of it.
4 жыл бұрын
Typical married man. They lose their balls as soon as they walk up to the alter.
@H.C.Q.
4 жыл бұрын
He has a great amount of patience and tolerance for such a vile disgusting bitch of a wife.
@valeriebernstein9167
4 жыл бұрын
He's afraid of her.
@yehor_ivanov
4 жыл бұрын
u know, what's interesting is he started doing that in the later seasons I guess, Jeff just sorta got fed up with Susie bs)
@DavidGriffin-ww2fk4 жыл бұрын
"You've shown a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it." Is the single greatest line in television history as I see it.
@JTisOneCrazyMan20
2 жыл бұрын
That whole scene is my favorite Larry and Susie scene ever. "I respect wood so much, if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it okay!?" My favorite Susie line
@LeftIsBest0015 жыл бұрын
"I thought she had a speech impediment.." "You've known her all these years and she all of a sudden develops a speech impediment!!?" "That's what was so puzzling..." 😂😂
@exdoode
4 жыл бұрын
It's quite a line... 😂😂😂😂 has me in tears!!
@YK-fj5bj
4 жыл бұрын
Left Is Best the puzzling line was delivered perfectly 😄
@edwardquaye8312
3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny!
@mikeypickett4468
2 жыл бұрын
She smells like a fucking wine-o
@sisterdoublehappiness9714
Жыл бұрын
"You sicko, fucko, asshole" is my favorite insult of all time.
@skwisgarskwigelf71916 жыл бұрын
I love how whenever Susie yells and curses at Larry, Jeff just stands there like a deer in the headlights 😂🤣
@benjamingrimes3304
4 жыл бұрын
The guy is totally shell-shocked from years of abuse.
@chandlergreen9300
4 жыл бұрын
He knows that she is in full control of his life and with one word she can destroy him
@vegancandy9570
4 жыл бұрын
I think he genuinely loves her and also likes to be told what to do by her. Probably his mother was very overbearing so in some Freudian way that’s what he’s attracted to and married!
@nhjo
4 жыл бұрын
@@kingpettytv You too, huh? I think it's the accent.
@skwisgarskwigelf7191
3 жыл бұрын
Susie reminds me of my second grade teacher. She had a very short fuse and was always screaming. Like a PG version of Susie 😂
@unerevuese2 жыл бұрын
The fact Susie has a theme song right when she is about to drag Larry. 😂
@caseyhunter3840
2 жыл бұрын
....hn...m😊😂😊😂😊
@anitat277
Жыл бұрын
Yup. The Susie song is the one that Mexican and Spanish movies use when the bull is about to kill your ass. It is also used in old American westerns during those high noon shoot out scenes
@luchilds
Жыл бұрын
Spaghetti western
@Brrrrrrrr
Жыл бұрын
It’s called boss music
@Juan_of_the_gorlz Жыл бұрын
"SOME VOODOO SHIT YOU'RE DOING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Susie
@NorthernHistory8 жыл бұрын
her voice needs to be my alarm clock
@ostrovisky
7 жыл бұрын
"Wake the FUCK UP!!!! You lazy piece of shit" lmaoooo
@pottytheparrot310
7 жыл бұрын
look up shut the fuck up its hilarious
@sythlorde
7 жыл бұрын
DECAPITATEEEEED! _(Its 7am, time to get up!)_
@GrizzlyCHarry
7 жыл бұрын
Absinthevideo wake up you four eyed fuck lol that's what i want
@gonefishing408
7 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha fuck that
@bink8 жыл бұрын
"Sicko fucko asshole!!" Ah, Susie's a poet.
@shannoncooney8771
8 жыл бұрын
hilarious!
@joel8583
6 жыл бұрын
Top knotch she is!! :-)
@dmcgarry072 жыл бұрын
“i thought she had a speech impediment” is one of the all time lines 😂
@romeoromero9612
11 ай бұрын
That's what was so puzzling to me 😂
@AquaAtia2 жыл бұрын
Susie has to be my favorite character in this show. She’s super underrated but in my eyes she steals every scene she’s in. She just has has a way of completely tilting the plot of the episode or escalating it
@jaimebarba2814
Жыл бұрын
Yup lol
@spaciouscake
Жыл бұрын
She's not underrated? Everyone thinks hilarious
@michaeldoyle6702
Жыл бұрын
Suzie is the worst character on the show. An appalling cunt.
@ericday4505
10 ай бұрын
The thing about Susie is she has that voice, and most of the time her lines are similar, but she manages to get humor out of it.
@leeb.5795
3 ай бұрын
She's adorable.
@A-Oh-Trey6 жыл бұрын
"You sick fuck Larry David" I busted out laughing. Her delivery is just freakin' wonderful. The perfect amount of scorn and malice.
@lizzyw8
2 жыл бұрын
“You sick four-eyed fuck” is another gem 💎
@Vejur9000
2 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest... she’s just delivering the way any decent New Yorker would. She is gold. “Freak of fucking nature... doesn’t wanna house tour...”
@leejones8082 Жыл бұрын
The house tour scene is one of my all-time favorites. One because how quick Susie goes from 0-100 and also I totally relate to not wanting to see a tour of someone's house.
@user-jo3fp6yi2d
8 ай бұрын
No Tour for you!! Remind of No Soup for you!!
@bhz8947
3 ай бұрын
“No, I get it: bedrooms, bathrooms…”
@hw3748
Ай бұрын
Mine too
@tiasara596711 ай бұрын
Susie is the best role anyone has ever had in the history of acting. Shakespeare would literally keel over laughing. It’s beautiful!
@annamillar4794
3 ай бұрын
The Best.
@nyyanksrdbest10 жыл бұрын
Susie Green is the most underrated TV character
@10topowerof8
6 жыл бұрын
I don't think she is. Susie gets the love.
@maxmerton
5 жыл бұрын
Not underrated.
@bretthall8115
4 жыл бұрын
SHE SCARES ME
@DannyXXXXX
4 жыл бұрын
But she ruins many episodes with how over the top and unreasonable she is.
@johnhawthorn5393
4 жыл бұрын
Most annoying
@EdMcStinko9 жыл бұрын
This actress adds so much hilarity to the show it wouldnt be the same otherwise.
@mloftus86184 жыл бұрын
Love their exchanges. The chemistry is great...the anger feels real. These are among the funniest pieces on the show...anytime Suzy and Larry are fighting.
@nilesclifford9704
8 ай бұрын
And larry david is Susie's punching bag.
@HailCostanza4 жыл бұрын
“I thought she had a speech impediment” cracks me up every time.
@themisbabalis
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@deadnerves6 жыл бұрын
she is like a female version of Joe Pesci, love her!
@Knifyman
5 жыл бұрын
Susie is like a really constantly pissed off fran fischer
@TANTHEMANFILMS
4 жыл бұрын
Jew Pesci..
@jumpbox3
4 жыл бұрын
Tanner Herzman That’s it. You win!! 🙌
@dmonarredmonarre3076
4 жыл бұрын
Not even close. She has no skin in the game. All she does is rant with empty threats. Joe Pesci is a risk-taking beast who actually ACTS, irrespective of threats. Like all cowards, she's all lip til things get dangerous. Pathetic.
@jumpbox3
4 жыл бұрын
dmonarre dmonarre She was scheming to kill Jeff. Lol
@poppycakes68055 жыл бұрын
I love the Western "Showdown music" whenever Larrry &/or Jeff have to face an angry Susie!!!!
@lj6109
4 жыл бұрын
The music makes that scene much funnier lol
@kebokev7519
3 жыл бұрын
A Mexican standoff
@joebell6129
3 жыл бұрын
A fistful of dollars
@confusedredditor1660
3 жыл бұрын
Morricone, haha
@joeyk606 Жыл бұрын
I love how Susie consistently assumes Larry and Jeff are twisted perverts despite there being no reason to think that. Its always “you sickos!!!”
@yonnybriggs64354 жыл бұрын
The western dueling music every time she's waiting for Larry is the best lol so perfect
@tartgreenapple9 жыл бұрын
Susie Essman is a genius improv actor.
@redlady935
3 жыл бұрын
Yep her improv lines are the best
@murphyec8 жыл бұрын
DECAAAAAAPPPITTAAATTTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS . My favorite line!
@GUITARTIME2024
6 жыл бұрын
Eric Murphy best line ever
@practicingwitch4277
5 жыл бұрын
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING
@bobbob-sv4mk
4 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@pottytheparrot310
4 жыл бұрын
geeky films and theories Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is
@marrydruli2 жыл бұрын
'Get the fuck out of my house Larry' is the summary of their relationship.
@MatrixDiscovery4 жыл бұрын
People hated when Seinfeld went off the air, but actually we got 10 more seasons of Seinfeld as Curb Your Enthusiasm.
@-diogenesthecynic-
4 жыл бұрын
It’s such an improvement on Seinfeld though
@irishman4671
4 жыл бұрын
@@-diogenesthecynic- 100 times funnier
@boosteddaily1294
4 жыл бұрын
This is way better than seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is as funny as...
@u2nice3079
4 жыл бұрын
IDK Larry David has gotten better over time.
@crazymono13
4 жыл бұрын
Please dont disrespect Curb like that again. Thanks
@Vasileski887 жыл бұрын
I love the way she says: "Hysterical"!!!
@davidjackson393
7 жыл бұрын
HYSSSS-TE-RI-CAAAAAAL
@mishaj5588
6 жыл бұрын
I love the way she says fuck!!
@yoshpeters3079
5 жыл бұрын
why tho? And decapitated!
@lawrencefeldman7744
9 ай бұрын
Let's not forget decapitated! You do know that after watching this you'll be picking up her riffs,pronunciations,energy levels and channeling when needed. A true master
@bwdrums17 жыл бұрын
She is the most vile, angriest, foul- mouthed character that I ever seen.......I think I'm in love !!
@coachdynomite2752
4 жыл бұрын
“I like a woman with a smart ass mouth like that,” - Leon Black
@jonkline709
3 жыл бұрын
She just does something to me just love strong women
@alexsmith2014
3 жыл бұрын
Ari gold from entourage 🤣
@brycemorey1557
3 жыл бұрын
@@coachdynomite2752 “go fuck yourself”
@solomonbrown2692
2 жыл бұрын
Me too😆
@andred44732 жыл бұрын
“Misanthropic moron” is the best Larry insult
@mikebynes3720
6 ай бұрын
Hardcore
@chunkylefunga
Ай бұрын
Fantastic line and great improv.
@ChocolateAsian900010 ай бұрын
7:54 never fails to get me. This man is squatting, which he’s never really done on camera, shoving books around, and Susie’s delivery is perfect
@PhilDesigns7 жыл бұрын
freak of fuckin nature doesn't want a house tour
@MEGADEEZOO
Ай бұрын
I'd still credit this, a BEATIFUL HAIKU😇😇😇
@SerraPontosSoc6 жыл бұрын
9:14 "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE" "You sure?" That line gets me everytime
@sirmoanalot37794 жыл бұрын
“Mr hush puppy rumpled suit look” 😂
@carletoncandis6354 жыл бұрын
Susie has made cussing an art form.
@musicalman19956 жыл бұрын
People forget that a lot of this show is improvised. It's completely brilliant.
@dontalkt2meboutheros
Жыл бұрын
They film the same scenes a few times and choose the funniest
@aaroneusjames23424 жыл бұрын
one of the best 240p vids on KZread.
@rainscratch
3 ай бұрын
The scenes are so funny you forget about the cr^p quality.
@ChaossX77
2 ай бұрын
@@rainscratchwow such uncalled for language holy shit
@A-small-amount-of-peas
20 күн бұрын
I grew up in the pre digital era. This is luxury
@incognito37434 жыл бұрын
" I respect wood Larry, I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand, I'd beat the s*it out of you with it!!" 😂
@dreuvasdevil9395
4 жыл бұрын
why blur out the shit
@JTisOneCrazyMan20
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Susie line ever
@somebonehead
2 ай бұрын
7:32
@isaiahdaddys9379
2 ай бұрын
Funniest line of the entire show
@Forenzikproductions3 жыл бұрын
*H Y S T E R I C A L*
@victorm1529 жыл бұрын
One false move and she will kill you with obscenities
@joel8583
8 жыл бұрын
+Victor M ikr!
@Slayer021800
5 жыл бұрын
oh hey weiss
@Slayer021800
4 жыл бұрын
hey weiss
@LEMMYKISGOD8 жыл бұрын
Susie Green has the voice of an angel...
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
An angry angel
@paticusmaximus12
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah..SATAN
@rollotomassi4768
4 жыл бұрын
The Angel of Death!
@H.C.Q.
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... The fallen angel.
@muhammadalirawjee4589
4 жыл бұрын
...said no one ever.
@Acky64211 ай бұрын
How did this woman not win an Emmy every year?
@sacramentocheesehog91954 жыл бұрын
Vivica fox destroyed her in like 13 words
@cragerzz
3 жыл бұрын
And so eloquently worded...... 28 words to be exactish and in only 7 seconds! 😂👏👏 Beauitful moment I agree! "Who the fuck do you think your talking to!! Dont nobody talk to my man like that! You better get your ass outta my house you fuckin bitch!!"
@bclaude878 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. I love Susie so much. Susie and Leon are my 2 favorite characters on the series.
@gita3088
7 жыл бұрын
Leon was fabulous .... bring the ruckus to that ass, Larry. Too funny. :)
@kimlarge4077
7 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@janicejacome
7 жыл бұрын
bclaude87 No DOUBT!!!
@cacksm0ker
7 жыл бұрын
Their actors are geniuses at the ad-lib style that Curb does. Each time they speak it's a masterpiece.
@mrj4990
6 жыл бұрын
They’d make the most rowdy couple. Leon (as long as he wears glasses) and her in the world would be unstoppable. Leon & Susie 2020🇺🇸
@rafaelsolis8 жыл бұрын
"SHE TOLD YOU COULD TAKE THE DOG AFTER YOU GOT HER ALL FUCKED UP ON ALCOHOL.....ALL LIQUORED UP!" Love how she delivers that line
@MarcosIsABaritone
8 жыл бұрын
+Rafael Solis My fave too.
@CurbUrEnthusiazm
8 жыл бұрын
Majority of this show is made up lines they make up I the spot. Larry will present a topic situation, and they'll ad-lib most of it. The only people that have actual lines from a script are insignificant roles, such as waiters, receptionists, hostesses, cashiers, etc. as for the main characters, it's all ad-libbed. That's what makes this show legendary.
@Fuzorz
8 жыл бұрын
+Uralya 909 indeed !! no "delivering lines" !!!
@whirlingdervish69
2 ай бұрын
H Y S T E R I C A L
@sandiasurfers31742 жыл бұрын
“You know what, get the fu*k outta here!” Lost count the amount of times Susie kicked Larry out 😂
@frisco214 жыл бұрын
_"What's with your verkakte shoes?"_ Great use of Yiddish in the dialogue!
@TheAnomaly3308 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a dollar for every time Susie kicks him out of her house lmao
@TheStuport
8 жыл бұрын
+darkbeat101 LOL...I always thought the same thing except that it would be $1.00 for EVERY swear word....boy howdy Here I come Palm Springs!
@KRSStudios
6 жыл бұрын
darkbeat don't wish. Make a drinking game out of Susie kicking Larry out of her house. You'll be drunk in three minutes.
@joel8583
6 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@superdude9856
6 жыл бұрын
darkbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out...
@killajakez
6 жыл бұрын
And then Larry confirms lunch plans with Jeff.
@kitfisto866910 жыл бұрын
Susie is the only person who can shut upp larry ,....lmao
@christofferjenzen78
5 жыл бұрын
Good god....she is pretty awful but that was not a proportionate response. I cant really chime in when you say psychotic shit like that,they will lump me in with you...and you are the worst. How does a minor character in a comedy show bring up such extreme emotions in you? I feel like maybe if you ceased to exist,it would be pretty....pretty,prettay Good....
@josefino72
5 жыл бұрын
And Wanda.
@EarFarce4
5 жыл бұрын
@@scottwilliam3470 1to100 then back to 1 in 2 seconds flat LMAO!
@johns3491
3 жыл бұрын
And Vivica A. Fox is the only person that can shut up Susie.
@nicolasmrn
3 жыл бұрын
and throw his blackberry to the ocean
@Vejur90002 жыл бұрын
OMG. Susie essman is a veteran NYC comic, and she’s always been drop dead funny.
@thejew17894 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you the tour." "Oh that's okay. I get it. Bedrooms, bathrooms." I've literally said this exact same thing lmao
@mrttripz3236
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a Jewish thing
@vers1fier
Жыл бұрын
@@mrttripz3236 Nope gentile here, think the exact same thing.
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow8 жыл бұрын
Larry must hold the world record for getting kicked out of a house the most times.
@Choccster
8 жыл бұрын
+DeathShouldTakeMeNow I don't know, Jazz in Fresh Prince and Roger in Tia & Tamera, they got kicked out a stupid amount of times (I watched a lot of TV as a child). Larry's uh out-kickings are a lot better, though :D
@10topowerof8
6 жыл бұрын
Jazz's exits were pretty legendary
@magillagorilla57
2 жыл бұрын
@@Choccster Pam on Martin has a pretty good record too
@germansalas6159
Жыл бұрын
That time he touched the old woman boob 😂
@joemasters22708 жыл бұрын
There's a definite realism to her character. I live on Long Island. Women like Susie are very commonplace here XD
@bryansandiego
5 жыл бұрын
Joe Masters Jewish!
@geordiejones5618
5 жыл бұрын
I need to marry a Jewish woman just like her. Susie is my dream wife.
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
Noice
@kanifalam7835
4 жыл бұрын
There is a very close similarity between the Jewish and Italian female.
@meadster308
4 жыл бұрын
@@kanifalam7835 I can see her throwing a lamp at Tony Soprano.
@lynettelaroche88684 жыл бұрын
Omg! This show wouldn’t be the same without Susie!! She’s a riot! I love her!!😂
@aegontargaryen62694 жыл бұрын
“You weren’t invited go eat somewhere else” 😂😂😂
@LeBor1697 жыл бұрын
You knew her since she was born and suddenly she develops a speech impediment... That's what was soo puzzling.... Lmao I dunno why but that kills me every time
@Holymakinaw9 жыл бұрын
LMAO. I love New York Jews. Funniest people on earth.
@nyny5699
8 жыл бұрын
+Tom Evans Is that you Mel Gibson? out of rehab so soon?
@SovereignStatesman
8 жыл бұрын
Arthur K FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarlonBrando More people think he's funny than they do Larry David.
@mrxxbrian
8 жыл бұрын
GET A LIFE JEWS!
@gutterbois4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Lar"
@Al404DVP2 жыл бұрын
Long live Larry David. An absolute genius and a giant of a man in the comedy world. Thank u for a lifetime of laughs.
@ianhodgson5149
8 ай бұрын
hes not dead 😂
@gibbsy369 жыл бұрын
'Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour?' I bloody love this show. xx
@TR-gl8wl9 жыл бұрын
"Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
@tommybohannon19892 жыл бұрын
Susie has evolved to be my favorite character honestly
@CitrusMike4 жыл бұрын
No experience is as magical as Susie yelling at larry
@ericbrown99008 жыл бұрын
For a show about Larry David, Susie steals every scene she shows up in.
@phizap8 жыл бұрын
best ending ever with loretta lol
@hughbertram2476
8 жыл бұрын
ş
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutley !!!! That one is classic and makes literally bust out loud laughing , EVERYTIME !
@lilyray
7 жыл бұрын
lmao she met her match!!!
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
and the look on Larry's face! you knowwww he's so happy.
@raymonddodd9048
7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing. It was high time somebody stood up to Susie.
@iankof90 Жыл бұрын
I love how Loretta stood up for him. Cheryl never did that.
@samuelluebbers40993 жыл бұрын
A goddamn icon, her and jb smoove make a better supporting cast than even Jerry had
@mcbc49 жыл бұрын
the last scene where Larry's gf stands up to Susie is absolute gold!
@fredlazar
Жыл бұрын
Not his girlfriend.
@Tbone.357
9 ай бұрын
@@fredlazaruuh, yes they were dating on the show. Hence, "girlfriend". 🙄
@LastAvailableAlias8 жыл бұрын
How many times has Larry been banned from Susan's house?
@ThePanicPuppet
6 жыл бұрын
LastAvailableAlias every
@martinashwoodsmith7674
6 жыл бұрын
LastAvailableAlias ... oh, I dunno, a few million, give or take ;)
@Max-ro7sz
5 жыл бұрын
Susie, not Susan.
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
Too many to count
@Tracymmo
4 жыл бұрын
About as many times as the thumbs up on your comment
@Crimson282 жыл бұрын
I hate it when Susie yells at Jeff, but I love when she yells at Larry! I can’t get enough of it 🤣
@Cwho9ss4 жыл бұрын
“I thought she had a speech impediment” haha
@ShaithMaster10 жыл бұрын
I love the gunslinger music, hilarious.
@georgechanturidze14094 жыл бұрын
"Get the f#$% out of my house!" - Susie Green
@Itsmarieanne3 жыл бұрын
Susie makes me laugh because she speaks to Jeff and Larry the same, she’s like a horrible mom cursing her children 🤣🤣🤣
@lordfezerellii Жыл бұрын
I love how it took Larry half a second to reject the phone rule.
@Sizo0089 жыл бұрын
7:58 I love how he squats over the table to check for stains like some sort of bald goblin and then pushes the books and i lost it
@willingtotry
5 жыл бұрын
Bald goblin! Hahaha
@aaroneusjames2342
4 жыл бұрын
yes dude. that book push was gold 🤣
@jimbeam100100
4 жыл бұрын
He was asking for trouble with that book push
@SamAronow
2 жыл бұрын
It was a highly tactical push.
@flamegrl138 жыл бұрын
Charlie Brown and Lucy Vander Pelt as adults
@andrewilson7538
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 👍
@KenyonClemonsNY
4 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@nathan24973 жыл бұрын
Classic show, The Larry and Susie exchanges were always brilliant.
@slurpeyatari3 жыл бұрын
Susie is one of the greatest balance characters. A character like Larry needs an equal or an even greater alpha personality to put him in his place.
@manakin510 жыл бұрын
24 people don't respect wood.
@jammar521
5 жыл бұрын
manakin5 I dont believe you respect wood
@dominicangadi9 жыл бұрын
'Misanthropic moron' I wish my girlfriend ever called me that.
@yoshpeters3079
5 жыл бұрын
Dominic Angadi I am a misanthrope, bald asshole and four eyed fuck. I need a girl like Susie then she can call me a misanthropic moron, four eyed fuck and bald fucko asshole. Lol and my buddy is the fat piece of shit.
@shannonc31214 жыл бұрын
Part of what I love is that Susie flips the f#ck out to the 10th degree. She uses almost every expletive in the book and most of their interactions end with Susie kicking Larry out of her house. If you notice though, Larry is usually calm, shakes his head and is calm except for just a few times. And he never calls her the B or C word. He seems to take it on stride. To me showing how close the characters actually are.
@incognito37434 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Hush puppy rumpled suit look." 😂
@jessicaruales86496 жыл бұрын
I love this woman!!
@mishaj5588
6 жыл бұрын
Jessica Ruales She's mint.
@knucks1983
5 жыл бұрын
This show is great
@rishabmehta025 жыл бұрын
Susie is so repulsive & attractive at the same time.
@peterh18
3 жыл бұрын
YUck!
@jakesonny6 ай бұрын
Everybody: Respect your elders. Susie Greene: We don't do that here!
@westfletcher92193 жыл бұрын
Susie Green and Larry David are so funny . They are extraordinarily talented comedians.
@vin8531
3 жыл бұрын
Love them. 😂😂😂
@ZenShroud112 жыл бұрын
"Get the fuck out of my house!" "Are you sure?" LMFAO
@xbrando79 жыл бұрын
4:37 "Oh no, I'm done, I'm turned off" lol
@mikeoxlong567
5 жыл бұрын
Its like their married lol
@dcaseng
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO, she was turned ON by the thought of giving Larry a house tour.
@Yolandaa4264 жыл бұрын
When Larry is looking for wood stains, the way he pushes the books away on the table lmfaoooo and then you hear "CALL THE SPRINKLER GUY" Such an amazing cast
@cesarbueno16156 ай бұрын
The second HYSTERRRICAAAAL hit me like a train 😂😂
@keithdriscoll676010 жыл бұрын
LMAO! "Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
@gargarcomedy
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best line ever😂😂😂
@bornwithoutwarning8 жыл бұрын
This woman really knows how to swear. To paraphrase Mark Twain, she knows the words and the tune. Hilarious.
@Iamverybald6 ай бұрын
That delivery on “you four eyed fuck” is always perfect
@mamatoucan99932 жыл бұрын
This is Suzie’s greatest performance. Nothing sums up her role in this series better than this drive way scene.
@Jamietheroadrunner7 жыл бұрын
Loretta Black defending Larry's honor and taking Susie out was one of the funniest scenes ever!
@Vejur90005 жыл бұрын
She’s a veteran stand up comedian, and funny as hell. Love Susie. It’s one of her alter egos. The jersey shore mom.
@Stevedrums7414 ай бұрын
"I thought she had a speech impediment..." ROTF!!!
@cynthiabelknap86554 ай бұрын
“Freak of fucking nature doesn’t want a house tour”😂. Gold!
Пікірлер: 2 800
"the kid is home, HYSTERICAL because her doll, Judy, has been DECAPITAAAATED" I fucking love how she delivers that line. Larry and Geoff just stood there like two naughty little boys makes it even funnier. That whole scene is amazing. Probably my favourite episode.
@nothaks7250
9 жыл бұрын
lol
@A-small-amount-of-peas
8 жыл бұрын
if I was Jeff or Larry I would have broke down laughing
@kayleigh1991
7 жыл бұрын
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING!
@leajiaure
7 жыл бұрын
GET ME THE HEAD!!!
@EvanMitsakis
7 жыл бұрын
Despott DECAPITAAAAAAAAAATED
I love how most of Susie and Larry's interactions begin very warmly, very cordial and convivial, but within 30 seconds it all falls apart
@ridedirect9114
4 жыл бұрын
same as ted dansons
@spacekitt.n
4 жыл бұрын
lol the house tour immediately comes to mind
@thejew1789
4 жыл бұрын
I love it. Susie still loves Larry and cares for him, she just has a fucked up temper.
@TheMusicalFeeling
4 жыл бұрын
Its always “Oh hi Lar”... then 🤯🤬
@dariushcreates
4 жыл бұрын
Those two can't go through a minute without getting confrontational 😂
"You four-eyed fuck" will always be my favorite classic line from Susie. lol
@steverogers7601
Жыл бұрын
The way she delivers that “fcuk” is so damn hilarious.
@yanni2112
Жыл бұрын
I like when she calls him bald
@Nerdylady
Жыл бұрын
It wins every time.
@tommyudo3195
Жыл бұрын
I'm partial to "You sicko, fucko asshole!"
@vismundo2437
4 ай бұрын
Tie with "Bald Prick"
I love how Jeff never stands up to Susie,or defends Larry.
@AlphaQHard
4 жыл бұрын
He’s a married man, he knows to stay out of it.
4 жыл бұрын
Typical married man. They lose their balls as soon as they walk up to the alter.
@H.C.Q.
4 жыл бұрын
He has a great amount of patience and tolerance for such a vile disgusting bitch of a wife.
@valeriebernstein9167
4 жыл бұрын
He's afraid of her.
@yehor_ivanov
4 жыл бұрын
u know, what's interesting is he started doing that in the later seasons I guess, Jeff just sorta got fed up with Susie bs)
"You've shown a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it." Is the single greatest line in television history as I see it.
@JTisOneCrazyMan20
2 жыл бұрын
That whole scene is my favorite Larry and Susie scene ever. "I respect wood so much, if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it okay!?" My favorite Susie line
"I thought she had a speech impediment.." "You've known her all these years and she all of a sudden develops a speech impediment!!?" "That's what was so puzzling..." 😂😂
@exdoode
4 жыл бұрын
It's quite a line... 😂😂😂😂 has me in tears!!
@YK-fj5bj
4 жыл бұрын
Left Is Best the puzzling line was delivered perfectly 😄
@edwardquaye8312
3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny!
@mikeypickett4468
2 жыл бұрын
She smells like a fucking wine-o
@sisterdoublehappiness9714
Жыл бұрын
"You sicko, fucko, asshole" is my favorite insult of all time.
I love how whenever Susie yells and curses at Larry, Jeff just stands there like a deer in the headlights 😂🤣
@benjamingrimes3304
4 жыл бұрын
The guy is totally shell-shocked from years of abuse.
@chandlergreen9300
4 жыл бұрын
He knows that she is in full control of his life and with one word she can destroy him
@vegancandy9570
4 жыл бұрын
I think he genuinely loves her and also likes to be told what to do by her. Probably his mother was very overbearing so in some Freudian way that’s what he’s attracted to and married!
@nhjo
4 жыл бұрын
@@kingpettytv You too, huh? I think it's the accent.
@skwisgarskwigelf7191
3 жыл бұрын
Susie reminds me of my second grade teacher. She had a very short fuse and was always screaming. Like a PG version of Susie 😂
The fact Susie has a theme song right when she is about to drag Larry. 😂
@caseyhunter3840
2 жыл бұрын
....hn...m😊😂😊😂😊
@anitat277
Жыл бұрын
Yup. The Susie song is the one that Mexican and Spanish movies use when the bull is about to kill your ass. It is also used in old American westerns during those high noon shoot out scenes
@luchilds
Жыл бұрын
Spaghetti western
@Brrrrrrrr
Жыл бұрын
It’s called boss music
"SOME VOODOO SHIT YOU'RE DOING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Susie
her voice needs to be my alarm clock
@ostrovisky
7 жыл бұрын
"Wake the FUCK UP!!!! You lazy piece of shit" lmaoooo
@pottytheparrot310
7 жыл бұрын
look up shut the fuck up its hilarious
@sythlorde
7 жыл бұрын
DECAPITATEEEEED! _(Its 7am, time to get up!)_
@GrizzlyCHarry
7 жыл бұрын
Absinthevideo wake up you four eyed fuck lol that's what i want
@gonefishing408
7 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha fuck that
"Sicko fucko asshole!!" Ah, Susie's a poet.
@shannoncooney8771
8 жыл бұрын
hilarious!
@joel8583
6 жыл бұрын
Top knotch she is!! :-)
“i thought she had a speech impediment” is one of the all time lines 😂
@romeoromero9612
11 ай бұрын
That's what was so puzzling to me 😂
Susie has to be my favorite character in this show. She’s super underrated but in my eyes she steals every scene she’s in. She just has has a way of completely tilting the plot of the episode or escalating it
@jaimebarba2814
Жыл бұрын
Yup lol
@spaciouscake
Жыл бұрын
She's not underrated? Everyone thinks hilarious
@michaeldoyle6702
Жыл бұрын
Suzie is the worst character on the show. An appalling cunt.
@ericday4505
10 ай бұрын
The thing about Susie is she has that voice, and most of the time her lines are similar, but she manages to get humor out of it.
@leeb.5795
3 ай бұрын
She's adorable.
"You sick fuck Larry David" I busted out laughing. Her delivery is just freakin' wonderful. The perfect amount of scorn and malice.
@lizzyw8
2 жыл бұрын
“You sick four-eyed fuck” is another gem 💎
@Vejur9000
2 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest... she’s just delivering the way any decent New Yorker would. She is gold. “Freak of fucking nature... doesn’t wanna house tour...”
The house tour scene is one of my all-time favorites. One because how quick Susie goes from 0-100 and also I totally relate to not wanting to see a tour of someone's house.
@user-jo3fp6yi2d
8 ай бұрын
No Tour for you!! Remind of No Soup for you!!
@bhz8947
3 ай бұрын
“No, I get it: bedrooms, bathrooms…”
@hw3748
Ай бұрын
Mine too
Susie is the best role anyone has ever had in the history of acting. Shakespeare would literally keel over laughing. It’s beautiful!
@annamillar4794
3 ай бұрын
The Best.
Susie Green is the most underrated TV character
@10topowerof8
6 жыл бұрын
I don't think she is. Susie gets the love.
@maxmerton
5 жыл бұрын
Not underrated.
@bretthall8115
4 жыл бұрын
SHE SCARES ME
@DannyXXXXX
4 жыл бұрын
But she ruins many episodes with how over the top and unreasonable she is.
@johnhawthorn5393
4 жыл бұрын
Most annoying
This actress adds so much hilarity to the show it wouldnt be the same otherwise.
Love their exchanges. The chemistry is great...the anger feels real. These are among the funniest pieces on the show...anytime Suzy and Larry are fighting.
@nilesclifford9704
8 ай бұрын
And larry david is Susie's punching bag.
“I thought she had a speech impediment” cracks me up every time.
@themisbabalis
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
she is like a female version of Joe Pesci, love her!
@Knifyman
5 жыл бұрын
Susie is like a really constantly pissed off fran fischer
@TANTHEMANFILMS
4 жыл бұрын
Jew Pesci..
@jumpbox3
4 жыл бұрын
Tanner Herzman That’s it. You win!! 🙌
@dmonarredmonarre3076
4 жыл бұрын
Not even close. She has no skin in the game. All she does is rant with empty threats. Joe Pesci is a risk-taking beast who actually ACTS, irrespective of threats. Like all cowards, she's all lip til things get dangerous. Pathetic.
@jumpbox3
4 жыл бұрын
dmonarre dmonarre She was scheming to kill Jeff. Lol
I love the Western "Showdown music" whenever Larrry &/or Jeff have to face an angry Susie!!!!
@lj6109
4 жыл бұрын
The music makes that scene much funnier lol
@kebokev7519
3 жыл бұрын
A Mexican standoff
@joebell6129
3 жыл бұрын
A fistful of dollars
@confusedredditor1660
3 жыл бұрын
Morricone, haha
I love how Susie consistently assumes Larry and Jeff are twisted perverts despite there being no reason to think that. Its always “you sickos!!!”
The western dueling music every time she's waiting for Larry is the best lol so perfect
Susie Essman is a genius improv actor.
@redlady935
3 жыл бұрын
Yep her improv lines are the best
DECAAAAAAPPPITTAAATTTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS . My favorite line!
@GUITARTIME2024
6 жыл бұрын
Eric Murphy best line ever
@practicingwitch4277
5 жыл бұрын
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOUR DOING
@bobbob-sv4mk
4 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@pottytheparrot310
4 жыл бұрын
geeky films and theories Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is
'Get the fuck out of my house Larry' is the summary of their relationship.
People hated when Seinfeld went off the air, but actually we got 10 more seasons of Seinfeld as Curb Your Enthusiasm.
@-diogenesthecynic-
4 жыл бұрын
It’s such an improvement on Seinfeld though
@irishman4671
4 жыл бұрын
@@-diogenesthecynic- 100 times funnier
@boosteddaily1294
4 жыл бұрын
This is way better than seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is as funny as...
@u2nice3079
4 жыл бұрын
IDK Larry David has gotten better over time.
@crazymono13
4 жыл бұрын
Please dont disrespect Curb like that again. Thanks
I love the way she says: "Hysterical"!!!
@davidjackson393
7 жыл бұрын
HYSSSS-TE-RI-CAAAAAAL
@mishaj5588
6 жыл бұрын
I love the way she says fuck!!
@yoshpeters3079
5 жыл бұрын
why tho? And decapitated!
@lawrencefeldman7744
9 ай бұрын
Let's not forget decapitated! You do know that after watching this you'll be picking up her riffs,pronunciations,energy levels and channeling when needed. A true master
She is the most vile, angriest, foul- mouthed character that I ever seen.......I think I'm in love !!
@coachdynomite2752
4 жыл бұрын
“I like a woman with a smart ass mouth like that,” - Leon Black
@jonkline709
3 жыл бұрын
She just does something to me just love strong women
@alexsmith2014
3 жыл бұрын
Ari gold from entourage 🤣
@brycemorey1557
3 жыл бұрын
@@coachdynomite2752 “go fuck yourself”
@solomonbrown2692
2 жыл бұрын
Me too😆
“Misanthropic moron” is the best Larry insult
@mikebynes3720
6 ай бұрын
Hardcore
@chunkylefunga
Ай бұрын
Fantastic line and great improv.
7:54 never fails to get me. This man is squatting, which he’s never really done on camera, shoving books around, and Susie’s delivery is perfect
freak of fuckin nature doesn't want a house tour
@MEGADEEZOO
Ай бұрын
I'd still credit this, a BEATIFUL HAIKU😇😇😇
9:14 "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE" "You sure?" That line gets me everytime
“Mr hush puppy rumpled suit look” 😂
Susie has made cussing an art form.
People forget that a lot of this show is improvised. It's completely brilliant.
@dontalkt2meboutheros
Жыл бұрын
They film the same scenes a few times and choose the funniest
one of the best 240p vids on KZread.
@rainscratch
3 ай бұрын
The scenes are so funny you forget about the cr^p quality.
@ChaossX77
2 ай бұрын
@@rainscratchwow such uncalled for language holy shit
@A-small-amount-of-peas
20 күн бұрын
I grew up in the pre digital era. This is luxury
" I respect wood Larry, I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand, I'd beat the s*it out of you with it!!" 😂
@dreuvasdevil9395
4 жыл бұрын
why blur out the shit
@JTisOneCrazyMan20
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Susie line ever
@somebonehead
2 ай бұрын
7:32
@isaiahdaddys9379
2 ай бұрын
Funniest line of the entire show
*H Y S T E R I C A L*
One false move and she will kill you with obscenities
@joel8583
8 жыл бұрын
+Victor M ikr!
@Slayer021800
5 жыл бұрын
oh hey weiss
@Slayer021800
4 жыл бұрын
hey weiss
Susie Green has the voice of an angel...
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
An angry angel
@paticusmaximus12
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah..SATAN
@rollotomassi4768
4 жыл бұрын
The Angel of Death!
@H.C.Q.
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... The fallen angel.
@muhammadalirawjee4589
4 жыл бұрын
...said no one ever.
How did this woman not win an Emmy every year?
Vivica fox destroyed her in like 13 words
@cragerzz
3 жыл бұрын
And so eloquently worded...... 28 words to be exactish and in only 7 seconds! 😂👏👏 Beauitful moment I agree! "Who the fuck do you think your talking to!! Dont nobody talk to my man like that! You better get your ass outta my house you fuckin bitch!!"
Hahaha. I love Susie so much. Susie and Leon are my 2 favorite characters on the series.
@gita3088
7 жыл бұрын
Leon was fabulous .... bring the ruckus to that ass, Larry. Too funny. :)
@kimlarge4077
7 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@janicejacome
7 жыл бұрын
bclaude87 No DOUBT!!!
@cacksm0ker
7 жыл бұрын
Their actors are geniuses at the ad-lib style that Curb does. Each time they speak it's a masterpiece.
@mrj4990
6 жыл бұрын
They’d make the most rowdy couple. Leon (as long as he wears glasses) and her in the world would be unstoppable. Leon & Susie 2020🇺🇸
"SHE TOLD YOU COULD TAKE THE DOG AFTER YOU GOT HER ALL FUCKED UP ON ALCOHOL.....ALL LIQUORED UP!" Love how she delivers that line
@MarcosIsABaritone
8 жыл бұрын
+Rafael Solis My fave too.
@CurbUrEnthusiazm
8 жыл бұрын
Majority of this show is made up lines they make up I the spot. Larry will present a topic situation, and they'll ad-lib most of it. The only people that have actual lines from a script are insignificant roles, such as waiters, receptionists, hostesses, cashiers, etc. as for the main characters, it's all ad-libbed. That's what makes this show legendary.
@Fuzorz
8 жыл бұрын
+Uralya 909 indeed !! no "delivering lines" !!!
@whirlingdervish69
2 ай бұрын
H Y S T E R I C A L
“You know what, get the fu*k outta here!” Lost count the amount of times Susie kicked Larry out 😂
_"What's with your verkakte shoes?"_ Great use of Yiddish in the dialogue!
I wish I had a dollar for every time Susie kicks him out of her house lmao
@TheStuport
8 жыл бұрын
+darkbeat101 LOL...I always thought the same thing except that it would be $1.00 for EVERY swear word....boy howdy Here I come Palm Springs!
@KRSStudios
6 жыл бұрын
darkbeat don't wish. Make a drinking game out of Susie kicking Larry out of her house. You'll be drunk in three minutes.
@joel8583
6 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@superdude9856
6 жыл бұрын
darkbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out...
@killajakez
6 жыл бұрын
And then Larry confirms lunch plans with Jeff.
Susie is the only person who can shut upp larry ,....lmao
@christofferjenzen78
5 жыл бұрын
Good god....she is pretty awful but that was not a proportionate response. I cant really chime in when you say psychotic shit like that,they will lump me in with you...and you are the worst. How does a minor character in a comedy show bring up such extreme emotions in you? I feel like maybe if you ceased to exist,it would be pretty....pretty,prettay Good....
@josefino72
5 жыл бұрын
And Wanda.
@EarFarce4
5 жыл бұрын
@@scottwilliam3470 1to100 then back to 1 in 2 seconds flat LMAO!
@johns3491
3 жыл бұрын
And Vivica A. Fox is the only person that can shut up Susie.
@nicolasmrn
3 жыл бұрын
and throw his blackberry to the ocean
OMG. Susie essman is a veteran NYC comic, and she’s always been drop dead funny.
"I'll give you the tour." "Oh that's okay. I get it. Bedrooms, bathrooms." I've literally said this exact same thing lmao
@mrttripz3236
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a Jewish thing
@vers1fier
Жыл бұрын
@@mrttripz3236 Nope gentile here, think the exact same thing.
Larry must hold the world record for getting kicked out of a house the most times.
@Choccster
8 жыл бұрын
+DeathShouldTakeMeNow I don't know, Jazz in Fresh Prince and Roger in Tia & Tamera, they got kicked out a stupid amount of times (I watched a lot of TV as a child). Larry's uh out-kickings are a lot better, though :D
@10topowerof8
6 жыл бұрын
Jazz's exits were pretty legendary
@magillagorilla57
2 жыл бұрын
@@Choccster Pam on Martin has a pretty good record too
@germansalas6159
Жыл бұрын
That time he touched the old woman boob 😂
There's a definite realism to her character. I live on Long Island. Women like Susie are very commonplace here XD
@bryansandiego
5 жыл бұрын
Joe Masters Jewish!
@geordiejones5618
5 жыл бұрын
I need to marry a Jewish woman just like her. Susie is my dream wife.
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
Noice
@kanifalam7835
4 жыл бұрын
There is a very close similarity between the Jewish and Italian female.
@meadster308
4 жыл бұрын
@@kanifalam7835 I can see her throwing a lamp at Tony Soprano.
Omg! This show wouldn’t be the same without Susie!! She’s a riot! I love her!!😂
“You weren’t invited go eat somewhere else” 😂😂😂
You knew her since she was born and suddenly she develops a speech impediment... That's what was soo puzzling.... Lmao I dunno why but that kills me every time
LMAO. I love New York Jews. Funniest people on earth.
@nyny5699
8 жыл бұрын
+Tom Evans Is that you Mel Gibson? out of rehab so soon?
@SovereignStatesman
8 жыл бұрын
Arthur K FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SamJohn52
8 жыл бұрын
+Holymakinaw ............they are.....except Woody Allen......
@SovereignStatesman
8 жыл бұрын
MarlonBrando More people think he's funny than they do Larry David.
@mrxxbrian
8 жыл бұрын
GET A LIFE JEWS!
"Hey Lar"
Long live Larry David. An absolute genius and a giant of a man in the comedy world. Thank u for a lifetime of laughs.
@ianhodgson5149
8 ай бұрын
hes not dead 😂
'Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour?' I bloody love this show. xx
"Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
Susie has evolved to be my favorite character honestly
No experience is as magical as Susie yelling at larry
For a show about Larry David, Susie steals every scene she shows up in.
best ending ever with loretta lol
@hughbertram2476
8 жыл бұрын
ş
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutley !!!! That one is classic and makes literally bust out loud laughing , EVERYTIME !
@lilyray
7 жыл бұрын
lmao she met her match!!!
@jessicajaynenc1202
7 жыл бұрын
and the look on Larry's face! you knowwww he's so happy.
@raymonddodd9048
7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing. It was high time somebody stood up to Susie.
I love how Loretta stood up for him. Cheryl never did that.
A goddamn icon, her and jb smoove make a better supporting cast than even Jerry had
the last scene where Larry's gf stands up to Susie is absolute gold!
@fredlazar
Жыл бұрын
Not his girlfriend.
@Tbone.357
9 ай бұрын
@@fredlazaruuh, yes they were dating on the show. Hence, "girlfriend". 🙄
How many times has Larry been banned from Susan's house?
@ThePanicPuppet
6 жыл бұрын
LastAvailableAlias every
@martinashwoodsmith7674
6 жыл бұрын
LastAvailableAlias ... oh, I dunno, a few million, give or take ;)
@Max-ro7sz
5 жыл бұрын
Susie, not Susan.
@victorm152
5 жыл бұрын
Too many to count
@Tracymmo
4 жыл бұрын
About as many times as the thumbs up on your comment
I hate it when Susie yells at Jeff, but I love when she yells at Larry! I can’t get enough of it 🤣
“I thought she had a speech impediment” haha
I love the gunslinger music, hilarious.
"Get the f#$% out of my house!" - Susie Green
Susie makes me laugh because she speaks to Jeff and Larry the same, she’s like a horrible mom cursing her children 🤣🤣🤣
I love how it took Larry half a second to reject the phone rule.
7:58 I love how he squats over the table to check for stains like some sort of bald goblin and then pushes the books and i lost it
@willingtotry
5 жыл бұрын
Bald goblin! Hahaha
@aaroneusjames2342
4 жыл бұрын
yes dude. that book push was gold 🤣
@jimbeam100100
4 жыл бұрын
He was asking for trouble with that book push
@SamAronow
2 жыл бұрын
It was a highly tactical push.
Charlie Brown and Lucy Vander Pelt as adults
@andrewilson7538
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 👍
@KenyonClemonsNY
4 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
Classic show, The Larry and Susie exchanges were always brilliant.
Susie is one of the greatest balance characters. A character like Larry needs an equal or an even greater alpha personality to put him in his place.
24 people don't respect wood.
@jammar521
5 жыл бұрын
manakin5 I dont believe you respect wood
'Misanthropic moron' I wish my girlfriend ever called me that.
@yoshpeters3079
5 жыл бұрын
Dominic Angadi I am a misanthrope, bald asshole and four eyed fuck. I need a girl like Susie then she can call me a misanthropic moron, four eyed fuck and bald fucko asshole. Lol and my buddy is the fat piece of shit.
Part of what I love is that Susie flips the f#ck out to the 10th degree. She uses almost every expletive in the book and most of their interactions end with Susie kicking Larry out of her house. If you notice though, Larry is usually calm, shakes his head and is calm except for just a few times. And he never calls her the B or C word. He seems to take it on stride. To me showing how close the characters actually are.
"Mr. Hush puppy rumpled suit look." 😂
I love this woman!!
@mishaj5588
6 жыл бұрын
Jessica Ruales She's mint.
@knucks1983
5 жыл бұрын
This show is great
Susie is so repulsive & attractive at the same time.
@peterh18
3 жыл бұрын
YUck!
Everybody: Respect your elders. Susie Greene: We don't do that here!
Susie Green and Larry David are so funny . They are extraordinarily talented comedians.
@vin8531
3 жыл бұрын
Love them. 😂😂😂
"Get the fuck out of my house!" "Are you sure?" LMFAO
4:37 "Oh no, I'm done, I'm turned off" lol
@mikeoxlong567
5 жыл бұрын
Its like their married lol
@dcaseng
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO, she was turned ON by the thought of giving Larry a house tour.
When Larry is looking for wood stains, the way he pushes the books away on the table lmfaoooo and then you hear "CALL THE SPRINKLER GUY" Such an amazing cast
The second HYSTERRRICAAAAL hit me like a train 😂😂
LMAO! "Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is!"
@gargarcomedy
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best line ever😂😂😂
This woman really knows how to swear. To paraphrase Mark Twain, she knows the words and the tune. Hilarious.
That delivery on “you four eyed fuck” is always perfect
This is Suzie’s greatest performance. Nothing sums up her role in this series better than this drive way scene.
Loretta Black defending Larry's honor and taking Susie out was one of the funniest scenes ever!
She’s a veteran stand up comedian, and funny as hell. Love Susie. It’s one of her alter egos. The jersey shore mom.
"I thought she had a speech impediment..." ROTF!!!
“Freak of fucking nature doesn’t want a house tour”😂. Gold!