I'm never alone when I have you

@nodawg

5 жыл бұрын

Awwww ;)

@afrykanskilord8023

5 жыл бұрын

@ruileite4579

5 жыл бұрын

@parthokr

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Bizarre_Nomad

5 жыл бұрын

Jake cries subtly for help in every episode he is in.

@Jokubasinc

5 жыл бұрын

"subtly"

@Adama.1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jokubasinc ''Jokubasinc''

@astrodoc1

5 жыл бұрын

I bet there's a storyline to go with this that has yet to be uncovered.

@thenderyoshi

5 жыл бұрын

VsAuCe LoRe

@Zanziebar

5 жыл бұрын

V has come to...

DONG’s entire audience - cool story can relate

@itsmesenor2291

5 жыл бұрын

yes kremit I can tll considering I see you in the comments of every video ever

@Organelles

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S SHECK WES AND I'M GETTING REALLY RICH

@tupapasote

5 жыл бұрын

Hello Kermit, big fan. Loved your book 12 rules for life. Keep up with the good work

@esteban_osman

5 жыл бұрын

Why is this true?

@benb4728

5 жыл бұрын

@@esteban_osman "Lonely Dong" do the math.

"Lonely" - thumbnail of right hand HMmMmMmmm

@jerrychili5203

5 жыл бұрын

_hmm_

@TheOriginalAspie

5 жыл бұрын

*_hmmm_*

@ab-eu9po

5 жыл бұрын

*_hmmmm_*

@soytack

5 жыл бұрын

on a channel called "Dong" *hmmmmm*

@bastienpabiot3678

5 жыл бұрын

*H M M M M M M*

Ad before video: help prevent pregnancy

@WiteXRan

5 жыл бұрын

But the video itself was an ad 🤔🤔

@9nikolai

5 жыл бұрын

Did it say "solution is in the video"?

@prehistoricorchid3455

5 жыл бұрын

Omg you got it to!!

@SamualN

5 жыл бұрын

@@prehistoricorchid3455 too*

@fisharooniboi6969

5 жыл бұрын

I love it when DONG is lonely

The title “Lonely” with a picture of a hand Subtle, DONG, subtle

@bb-boys4147

14 күн бұрын

I dont really... get it. Can someone explain it to me?

Took the test: Extreme loneliness. Proposed solution: It's unhealthy to stay like this - I should Talk to people. Oh thank you computer for this great advice.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse

5 жыл бұрын

haha i know right, i got a 35 on that test. XD but I think im more content with being alone.

@paulburca4491

5 жыл бұрын

So why are you still online?

@twowords2396

5 жыл бұрын

How talk to people

@DJNHmusic

5 жыл бұрын

Or you could, you know, try and learn to be content on your own. It's not easy but it's very rewarding.

@it-s-a-mystery

5 жыл бұрын

We are talking right now, hi! How are you, fischX? What's your favourite food? I'm eating some pork dumplings I bought from Chinatown yesterday right now, but my favourite food is homemade lasagna with lots of fresh spinach and basil.

"High bloodpressure, depression and alcoholism" my 3 moods

I can relate to this video on a spiritual level

@hsthast7183

5 жыл бұрын

I can't

@hsthast7183

5 жыл бұрын

@@beefy420 exactly my point

@Homeboy969

5 жыл бұрын

lol i see you everywhere dude

@supersoaker6717

5 жыл бұрын

REALLY!?

@kraio-sfu

5 жыл бұрын

GAMER GUNK

"I'm not lonely, I'm just alone"

A video we can all relate to

@kevinkuhn929

5 жыл бұрын

haha funny seeing you here

@yungstallion2201

5 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 This is a bucket

@ocksie

5 жыл бұрын

You're everywhere, and I like it

@lancista91

5 жыл бұрын

Do you just live on youtube my guy?

@david.84

5 жыл бұрын

U are even here?!

Imagine not being alone. This comment was brought to you by the 30 & up on the loneliness quiz gang. Edit: got 33 so my comment still stands

@suwinkhamchaiwong8382

5 жыл бұрын

Got 40.

@emnrxs

5 жыл бұрын

32

@Vafarien

5 жыл бұрын

38

@floranse5205

5 жыл бұрын

I got 36 :')

@akashjaiswal6403

5 жыл бұрын

I got 34, yay

From the thumbnail it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

@lexan2777

5 жыл бұрын

From the title it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

I use my right hand when i'm alone im my house.

Dear Michael, The free episodes of Mind Field are some of the best videos I've ever seen. I really hope they lead to a TV or Netflix deal or something, because KZread Red/premium is not reaching the audience it deserves. Anyway keep making awesome content and I have no doubt you'll hit it big. You're awesome.

what a video to stumble on during the quarantine

35 loneliness points. Not good :l

@ZwoolkTheNarwhale

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like you just got beat my dude, I only got 34.

@cole_s13

5 жыл бұрын

@@_blank-_ same here brother

@WJames-nq2df

5 жыл бұрын

39

@noobski2798

5 жыл бұрын

Dang it i didn't beat you i only got 31

@tahsintariq8757

5 жыл бұрын

40 :(

very lonely dongs...

@ivemcfallen9117

5 жыл бұрын

Every bassist ever lol

Thank you for showing me the time-perception-game, it's magnificent. This really made me think about time.

video title: " -lonely- " thumbnail: hand i know exactly what this video is gonna be about.

I am lonely there Or am I?

When them fellas walked on the moon, the one that had to stay behind in the rocket while the other two went walking about, he was the loneliest man... in the world...

@sakurahonda9245

5 жыл бұрын

Technically the loneliest man in space

@termeownator

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, yeah, I was quoting my boy Karl, or trying to... didn't pull up the actual video or podcast

@sakurahonda9245

5 жыл бұрын

Also I'm pretty sure it was also mentioned in the VSauce1 video of the same name

@termeownator

5 жыл бұрын

@@sakurahonda9245 And if for some reason beyond understanding you've not checked out the Ricky Gervais Show, the HBO animated version or the original podcasts, you owe it to yourself to check em out, they're brilliant

@potatopotato4802

5 жыл бұрын

He was alone, but he didn't feel lonely.

I'm so happy to hear Shallow Anne in a Vsauce video !

He always does that pause and then suddenly resumes it’s so funny

Lonely i'm mister lonely i got nobody to call my own

I bless your day person scrolling through the comments.

@fireballfoxtrot6663

5 жыл бұрын

*reverse card*

@levmarchuk998

5 жыл бұрын

You too

@RL-uq2ib

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad it's night time here:(

@toomuchsugar3960

5 жыл бұрын

you have a magically enchanted day as well, friend

@UltimatePerfection

5 жыл бұрын

Same to you, my friend.

I'd really love to see a Vsauce 3 episode on this topic. I think you could do something amazing with it, Jake!

Lonely but not alone. Banger of a song.

LPOTI - Loniest Place on the Internet

@R2bEEaton

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@sammy135_

5 жыл бұрын

.blogspot.com

@darkgreninja8349

5 жыл бұрын

I want your profile picture

@thomasturner6980

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkgreninja8349, u can have it I stole it of some random guy

Not sure if Jake actually needs help or ?

Just as i was felling completely lonely, perfect timing.

That episode of Minefield, and most of them really, was pretty good.

Who else got more than 30 points in loneliness scale ?

@haferman92

5 жыл бұрын

I got 31

@ezzeldinmohd6740

4 жыл бұрын

welp I got 40

When you do the Loneliness Quiz and you score 37.

@GanerRL

5 жыл бұрын

i got 38 :D

@williejohnson3866

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares

@zyaicob

5 жыл бұрын

@@williejohnson3866 lots of people care

@attedau6235

5 жыл бұрын

I care

I love you man keep up with the good videos

Please wake up Michael, Vsause needs him

According to the scale, I have a 35 and am extremely lonely.

@umanglunia2194

5 жыл бұрын

Dont worry im there for u

@LordMajicus

5 жыл бұрын

I also scored a 35. It's easy to tell someone to reach out to others, but it's hard to want to bother doing so knowing there isn't really anything they can do to help you.

@eggrollsoup

5 жыл бұрын

LordMajicus Well I kind of have a problem with both reaching out to people and then holding a conversation with them

I scored a 31 on that loneliness test. The only reason I’m saying that here is because I don’t have anyone to talk to about it.

@pvc-gaming7940

5 жыл бұрын

got a 38 bro

@SethComposerGuy

5 жыл бұрын

34 here.

@williejohnson3866

5 жыл бұрын

Selarom Ogeid I’m glad we’re going our separate ways......

@Abdulkarim-tc8yr

5 жыл бұрын

35.... Ugh

Those auditory illusions man... I don’t think I’ve ever felt fear as severe as I had when you started playing them

@lourainevillalon3852

3 жыл бұрын

same, i was more creeped out by a 10 second audio clip than every horror movie ever made by mankind combined

One is the loneliest number

-lonely- gang rise up

Firstly, I like the video, then I watch it.

@gabor6259

5 жыл бұрын

Why would one do that?

@mayaild3999

5 жыл бұрын

To show your trust

"I'm jake and i'm so glad you're here" *Leaves*

man he only played like 3 seconds of that hallucinations video and it still made me profoundly uncomfortable

Boi, that outro was LOUD...

i got 29 :)...... :/..... :(

I love seeing jake! Thanks for hosting this DONG!

My Dong is very lonely

omg im so early but i have no idea what to comment

@adityanair8692

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Been there. Waaaayyyy too often.

@MetaDecker

5 жыл бұрын

Easy! Say sorry and try again later, but next time with more foreplay.

@paulburca4491

5 жыл бұрын

Just say 'almost first'.

@gabor6259

5 жыл бұрын

beanTinCan, what about not commenting then?

*We're ALL lonely*

2:24 when clicking on the top left you can select other modes where you have to count to 60 seconds while defusing a bomb for example. I was off by 4 seconds but also forgot to click the button when i was at 68

That auditory hallucination audio is haunting. Made me feel very uncomfortable... So, thanks for digging that up, off to creep out my sister :D

*If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ^^*

@ooch

5 жыл бұрын

epic gamer moments.

@Sensiav703

5 жыл бұрын

But do you truly design your own life plan, or are you a slave to your previous experiences and make decisions based on those, whatever they may be? 🤔

@JerehmiaBoaz

5 жыл бұрын

Free after Helmuth von Moltke the Elder: no life plan survives contact with real life.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse

5 жыл бұрын

+discovery your awesomeness - precisely why religion is slavery.

@captainkillassist

5 жыл бұрын

This really makes you think about how we live in a society

I feel attacked

@ruileite4579

5 жыл бұрын

Me 3

@lukaavaliani9294

5 жыл бұрын

@@ruileite4579 2*

@jouk91

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukaavaliani9294 are you lonely?

@ruileite4579

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukaavaliani9294 woosh

@lukaavaliani9294

5 жыл бұрын

@@ruileite4579 r/woosh*

Thanks for the auditory hallucination sneak peek, I didn't want to sleep anyway...

I clicked on a random video to check if it wasn’t my headphones and just the video with the unbalanced audio. I’m glad I came here, with working headphones.

Dude, this is cool and all, but I really need the maths homework. If I don’t get it the teacher is putting me in detention please bro.

Technically everybody's lonely unless they're being touched

@daskrumelmonster3241

5 жыл бұрын

technically you can't touch anything

@BigCalGotADraco

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3ls1M2AaafdZNY.html

@sukhrajsingh466

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Turner everybody’s alone*

@MetaDecker

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigCalGotADraco I use that as an excuse to pester my wife by poking her. "But I'm not actually poking you.."

@ultimaxkom8728

5 жыл бұрын

@@daskrumelmonster3241 technically you can't know that you can't touch anything *X-File Theme.mp3*

The monkey might win the challenge but Michael will always win my heart

Dude there was a moment in the first ep of mind field where poor mike almost lost it and... that made it so worth it

I score a 24 on the loneliness test. What's yours?

@killerexe007

5 жыл бұрын

37

@Caleb_Bravo99

5 жыл бұрын

36

@gammel_music

5 жыл бұрын

24

@Lonewolfthegreat

5 жыл бұрын

19

@anderlopez6699

5 жыл бұрын

30

I don't feel lonely watching Vsause and DONG

One of my English teachers once told the class that the defining trait of a writer is the desire to be alone.

Jesus Christ that zoom in on his face I was not prepared for

The title sums up my entire life

I just realized this is a name of an original Vsauce video.

A question I always had about ayditory hallucinations was if these voices you hear are your own inner voice or do you perceive them as other people's voices?

@baadlyrics8705

2 жыл бұрын

Its too complex to answer that in one definitive answer without any more info but over 90% of the time its perceived as other voices coming from your own head.. So, most of the time people will know its coming out their own head but its not the standard inner voice, its someone/something else talking to you. But thats just generally speaking, as it depends on so many factors

Haha! Love the end! 😂

I appear to already experience some of these symptoms

bro u just had to upload this while i’m in school😤

Who else thought of Michael's isolation experiment from his season 1 episode 1 (the free episode) KZread red series when he started talking about isolation?

The entire team of vsauce is an SCP change my mind

I enjoy being alone, the feeling of being bored comes by fast, and a neat paper sheet and a few pencils lets me expand myself to the farthest planet, or to the futuristic battles of humans and an infectious alien race. But people are cool too

Those desperate calls for help... I'm worried about you, Jake!

Thanks for making an episode all about me, it means a lot

Jake doesn’t have a widow’s peak, he has a window’s mountain.

I wonder if the phenomenon of counting time slower in isolation is a mental to make it feel like you haven't been isolated for as long as you have

This video means a whole lot more at the moment...

21 loneliness points. Thank you, Vsauce team!

I once spent two weeks straight locked in my flat writing my final paper for my degree. Thankfully my Mom called every day and I had my Internet connection, but it's still one of the worst experiences of my whole life (I rate it very closely to depression). During the last days I indeed heard a few things that I supposed weren't real, mostly knocks at my door. When I was finally able to go out and see people, getting back to my flat made me feel physically sick. I had to move every piece of furniture to create a new environment for my mind. TLDR: Don't stay lonely, that's bad.

that feeling when u have anxiety but always feel lonely tho

That thumbnail + the title _Nice_

I spent whole week in total darkness, my sense of time was kickoffed too. Amazing experience tho..

Yeah, from your thumbnail, you're never alone when Rosy Palm and her five sisters are around.

Took that loneliness quiz and I aced it

“Very lonely dong” was my nickname in high school.

I'm never alone when I have DONG and Vsause team

That title and thumbnail makes me feel nostalgic

A very appropriate video for this time of year! The holidays are when many people feel most alone and isolated. I'm going take the UCLA test and see what it says, and maybe even try out the time perception game. Not gonna play those audio hallucinations, though... Don't need the nightmare fuel.

Love the Title-Thumbnail combo, New dong idea?

Cool 5 mins ad for Mind Field

Jake is monika from DDLC at the end lol “i get to see you every now and then”

Grrrr, we want more Michael! 😫

Hrrgggg Mind Field makes me REALLY want KZread Premium tbh. Love all you Vsauce boys. xD

I was just watching your vsauce 3 vid

Thumbnail + Title = „I‘m not lonely, i have my right hand..“

Now this is epic

lol one of the things the quiz says afterwards is to reach out to a close friend or family member pretty sure most scoring high don't really have one. kind of like telling a one armed man to try clapping more often

LOL I love how the thumbnail is a hand *HINT HINT*

Thank you DONG, very cool