"Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile" is my quote of the day

@kepalabangang7954

5 жыл бұрын

Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

@rydemk4168

5 жыл бұрын

Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

@lefrise5

5 жыл бұрын

I had to stop the video to laugh

@yourfriend5144

5 жыл бұрын

I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

@rexxe001

5 жыл бұрын

And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

“Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE” Brilliant. 👏

@tishaflorence1009

4 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

@thatcrystalpie

4 жыл бұрын

@@tishaflorence1009 u right u right

@supman2600

4 жыл бұрын

.org

@peen9271

4 жыл бұрын

Was not wrong

@Nevernotpushing

4 жыл бұрын

A Person when u put it like that

In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

@nicolasmiranda1598

4 ай бұрын

Oi max

@xxriellixx978yt3

Ай бұрын

I wasnt

Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

@actingempty3108

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

@maxnaz47

4 жыл бұрын

@@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

@actingempty3108

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

@actingempty3108

4 жыл бұрын

Hell it still isn't

@TheyTookStrawb

4 жыл бұрын

@@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

@yuvalbar1775

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@alx2900

3 жыл бұрын

And he never will

@user-kd3wp1pl4r

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@Bonifac2002

3 жыл бұрын

that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad, given this talented genius :(

@madkirk7431

3 жыл бұрын

He never did.

My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

@Celestias

5 жыл бұрын

More like 400 capstone :D

@paulallen1019

5 жыл бұрын

Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

@olik136

5 жыл бұрын

this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

@lankyGigantic

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why it's called D!NG now

@lankyGigantic

5 жыл бұрын

@Footyes I agree, e

"This looks like... Uranus." "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%." Damn, you really did it! LOL

@horizon3064

5 жыл бұрын

Guilherme you missed just a few

@Arma_kashi

5 жыл бұрын

Be Whole

@arjunpratapsingh9809

5 жыл бұрын

Be Complete UrAnUs!

@arjunpratapsingh9809

5 жыл бұрын

Aditya Das I made that in 7th Grade

@mikebarnes7441

5 жыл бұрын

What a funny joke for a 5 year old

I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

"Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!" Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

@Louise_Moura

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he ain't wrong

@somedude6833

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

@animationtime7265

3 жыл бұрын

@@pickle_256 woosh to you

@DamianSzajnowski

3 жыл бұрын

@@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

@aeizn1012

3 жыл бұрын

i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

@BurgahBoyy

5 жыл бұрын

Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

@want-diversecontent3887

5 жыл бұрын

HouseHoldSheep there is still evidence those greedy moneygrabbers i'll break their server one day

@inzanozulu

5 жыл бұрын

Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

@user-hn5ve5gk3e

5 жыл бұрын

@@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

@xxfillex

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-hn5ve5gk3e *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content Michael: Yes

@borip765

5 жыл бұрын

how much family friendly is

@AP-pb6tc

5 жыл бұрын

You stole this comment to call it your own

@HastelNox97

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone: hey Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar? Antoine Obeid: Yes

@DanielRieger

5 жыл бұрын

Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

@toodangslow1799

5 жыл бұрын

Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.

@DujiBuji

5 жыл бұрын

www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce

@zatty232

5 жыл бұрын

@@DujiBuji i love you.

@forloop7713

5 жыл бұрын

@@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all

@iMykie

5 жыл бұрын

Lennard tyvm

@randomdude9135

5 жыл бұрын

@@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you

When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

this is where I learned about Conic Sections long before I even took Pre-Calc thanks Michael

“It looks a little bit like,” *Uranus*

@mrantidot09

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha😆

@OzzyTheRaven

4 жыл бұрын

Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

@Abstract2950

4 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

@ryanchristophergregorio9026

4 жыл бұрын

When it's closed it's very tight

@dankay2697

4 жыл бұрын

Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

@missingno2401

4 жыл бұрын

it didnt help that it said michaels toys

@mcj0014

4 жыл бұрын

Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

@greglarson4253

4 жыл бұрын

Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

@richie7687

4 жыл бұрын

@@missingno2401 fr

@b-ri1338

4 жыл бұрын

Butthole

3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

Uranus 🌕 Chocolate starfish ⭐ Leather Cheerios ⭕ Be Whole🐝

@anshsehrawat2628

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@panikhalili5920

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@panikhalili5920

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

@igoodygames6468

4 жыл бұрын

@@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

@cloudy7971

4 жыл бұрын

leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

@ImTheBluestBird

3 жыл бұрын

He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

@exxxtramost

3 жыл бұрын

Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

@FJTHEGOON

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was my original comment

@SquidishJune

3 жыл бұрын

Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

Im loving these spaceballs esque transitions

1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

@sumitroy5204

Жыл бұрын

💀

@attackoramic8361

8 ай бұрын

man got the taffy treatment

I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight

@frankichartrand5932

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@metallicarabbit

3 жыл бұрын

wait... he wasn't reviewing a fleshlight?

@theyoutubeplague3383

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong but your also not right

@REDSIX

3 жыл бұрын

It's one of Michel's toys

@christianpoole6473

3 жыл бұрын

@@REDSIX """Michaels toys"""

the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy

@lei2069

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm..

@fazbruh

4 жыл бұрын

The music doesn’t help lol

@abrokenthing470

4 жыл бұрын

John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light

@Nah_Bohdi

4 жыл бұрын

....and how much does succ weigh?

@fazbruh

4 жыл бұрын

It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩

This is your best work yet! 🤣 I literally spit out my coffee when you mentioned the diameter of Uranus! 🤣

IDK why but I really find this video satisfying/relaxing.

Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

@corbettbalcaitis

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

@aoliravioli

3 жыл бұрын

* Demonetization

@scrambledeggs1295

3 жыл бұрын

@@aoliravioli he said what he meant

@spaceship7007

3 жыл бұрын

Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

@bragapedro

3 жыл бұрын

@@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

"uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres" "that's more than a mile" 🤣

@LARAUJO_0

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

@silverhusky7993

5 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

@brnico6184

5 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@jmbat4435

5 жыл бұрын

@@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

@bucket2891

5 жыл бұрын

@@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

That looks very tight. Thank you!

The cuts are Incredible.

you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

@konsta7783

5 жыл бұрын

Ur an.... Uranus U

@angwydud

5 жыл бұрын

@SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

@KiemPlant

5 жыл бұрын

@@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

@WilhelmWilder

5 жыл бұрын

0:31 😂😂

@angwydud

5 жыл бұрын

@@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

"FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile." Truly.

@Bootleg_Jones

5 жыл бұрын

I remember learning that in school

@Ring_nuts

5 жыл бұрын

That's atleast FOUR football fields!

@Matio25091

5 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@UnrulyGoats

5 жыл бұрын

TRUUEEE

@stskyline8468

5 жыл бұрын

reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..

The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

@probablynotviolet

3 жыл бұрын

toys if you know what what I mean

@probablynotviolet

3 жыл бұрын

I am high

@thdremily

3 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

@DeltaTony

3 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotviolet crring

@declaniii6324

3 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

@Qrook

5 жыл бұрын

both

@_Dio_Brando_69

5 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@LilRotte3

5 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@muranki1293

5 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@whenjoke

5 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

the comic sans font being tracked to the flashlight of a water bottle is the cherry on top

"When closed, it looks a little bit like-" "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!" Michael that joke is golden thank you

@shinooo8291

4 жыл бұрын

korn's burger king meetup In more ways than one.

@taiyoctopus2958

4 жыл бұрын

brown joke

@leocoelho12

4 жыл бұрын

Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

@Crackhog

4 жыл бұрын

@@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

@leocoelho12

4 жыл бұрын

@@Crackhog thank you!

Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios** **Several people are typing**

@Alphasoldier

5 жыл бұрын

I died a little.

@bigsquatch

5 жыл бұрын

SOMEBODY NOTICED!

@lumps17

5 жыл бұрын

You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

@jameswalker199

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

@brianmiller1077

5 жыл бұрын

Author and vlogger John Green applauds

This is a masterpiece

This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

@bizarreness

4 жыл бұрын

MichaelR8783 how to ruin a comment with lots of likes and no replys:

@untitledfolder1704

4 жыл бұрын

h

@Sefidicus133

4 жыл бұрын

omg so true ;D

@theinstantnoodle9628

4 жыл бұрын

Eh heh heh. Cough. Heh.

@stoopidfast9750

4 жыл бұрын

“Toys”

"50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile! Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

@Mean_16z

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@HarumashimaLT

5 жыл бұрын

but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

@memes_from_mars

5 жыл бұрын

*Uranus is big!*

@dandan-ww6lz

5 жыл бұрын

HarumashimaLT he never said it wasn’t regard

@OhhYasssh

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

Simply amazing.

LOVED LOVED LOVED the Austin Powers-esque homages!!

Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization." Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*

@walid7084

5 жыл бұрын

Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?

@Jayden3649

5 жыл бұрын

@@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal

@CerealKiller420

5 жыл бұрын

I personally prefer nutt water.

@etooamill9528

5 жыл бұрын

michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus

@Etrehumain123

5 жыл бұрын

Is cereal a soup ?

50,000km > 1mile Well done this man genius

@smorrow

5 жыл бұрын

There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

@Gbzildo

5 жыл бұрын

GeNIuS AleRT

@Vaaaaadim

5 жыл бұрын

You learn something new every day

@MrMarsFromEarth

5 жыл бұрын

@@smorrow speak for yourself!

@zitroxlpthegreenone9324

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was pretty great my guy.

I love the Austin Powers style editing! ("Johnson!") I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

No one: Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*

@yukaira

4 жыл бұрын

@The Zak you're too young

@croxtr8358

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.

@forkbender3592

4 жыл бұрын

Big yikes

@matei1974

4 жыл бұрын

@@croxtr8358 It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit

@Achilles4455

4 жыл бұрын

Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵

*Michael drinks from a fleshlight* "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

@ArizonaHeat84

5 жыл бұрын

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Nice job!

@degraj418

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh you burned that image in my head

@stevecolour8010

5 жыл бұрын

I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

@flowshiseprocessing7864

5 жыл бұрын

Why must you sin my soul

@finbob5

5 жыл бұрын

@@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

4:38 He's become self-aware.

I was a proofreader for a translation project, and one of the characters made a reference to "The Hyperboloid of Engineer Garin" After some discussion we decided to translate it as "Death Ray", considering neither of us knew what a Hyperboloid was I'm happy to finally know what a Hyperboloid is But now I'm stating to wonder what a "Ray" really is

@country_flyboy

4 ай бұрын

It depends on the context. A ray in mathematics is a line that has 1 endpoint. A ray could also be referring to a beam of light (i.e. a ray of sunshine, etc.)

He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

@MultiFabar

5 жыл бұрын

rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

@seanmcgrath3826

5 жыл бұрын

@@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

@pumpkin_314

5 жыл бұрын

Oh My Holy God O M H G

@user-vz7mu4su9n

5 жыл бұрын

@@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

@justghostie4948

5 жыл бұрын

We know, we don't care, because we like it

Michael's toys *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

@aritheplebian2129

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS WAITING

@sextuspompeius1266

5 жыл бұрын

My first thought

@thesephiam

5 жыл бұрын

It’s all I could think about after he said toy The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”. Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

@jedwalker5986

5 жыл бұрын

As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

@_D.I.G_

5 жыл бұрын

good idea, imma try it

You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

Genius... Clever..... Very informative...... HOW IT IS DONE.

waters cereal... THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

@doublesystem9790

5 жыл бұрын

He just ascended beyond everyone else

@maddietrivitayakhun8922

5 жыл бұрын

Im not the only one to think this!!

@AintNoJuice

5 жыл бұрын

How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

@blahblahkmk2912

5 жыл бұрын

U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

@DexyD20

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him! fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

"it looks a little bit like- URANUS..has a diameter" nice save

@matteofabbris7877

4 жыл бұрын

ur-anus

@abimanyub6194

4 жыл бұрын

@@matteofabbris7877XDDDD

@behindthemask5477

4 жыл бұрын

Ribbons0121 R121 Your profile pic though. Nice.

@uglytomato20

4 жыл бұрын

Mighty Man *cringe :/*

@joynigam4151

4 жыл бұрын

"of 50,000 km, that's more than a mile"

Thanks bro ❤️

Oh thank god, I did the deepest dive to find this information!

"When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!" ~Michael, 2019

@GermaphobeMusic

5 жыл бұрын

You don't even have to edit these anymore.

@Houssemcharf

5 жыл бұрын

Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

@D413373R

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

@falpsdsqglthnsac

5 жыл бұрын

“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

@Thoroughly_Wet

5 жыл бұрын

I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way." Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

Michael: *doesn't say anus* Also Michael: *pours water into cereal* KZread: demonetize

@nixnix22

5 жыл бұрын

Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

@aniyilator

5 жыл бұрын

SSSSHHH! You can't say that! (children are watching)

@rust3152

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

@Wyi-the-rogue

Жыл бұрын

Haha u funi man

@weaa00

11 ай бұрын

​@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

thank you for the multivariable calculus refresher

Fantastic sphincter jokes. Top notch. Well played, sir

As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

@valk5043

5 жыл бұрын

And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

@Fladens

5 жыл бұрын

That's more than a mile you know?

@KateSparkle

5 жыл бұрын

And it's out of this world

@platypuschallenger

5 жыл бұрын

Leather cheerio

@themangleberry8772

5 жыл бұрын

... that's more than a mile!

Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement! SOLD!

@alexj136

5 жыл бұрын

Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

@Sluggernaut

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

I love this so much ❤😂😂

Very good video! Great comedy added in!

Michael: This channel has always been D!NG cause its an advertiser-friendly channel Also Michael: Leather Cherrio!

@ryandupuis5860

5 жыл бұрын

Also michael: "When it's closed, it looks like ..... Uranus has a diameter..."

@thewilddinkus8026

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryandupuis5860 chocolate starfish

@ctrlaltshift

5 жыл бұрын

I literally made this exact comment before I noticed you did it first. 😂

@andersenzheng

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryandupuis5860 ... thats more than 1 mile!

@doggfite

5 жыл бұрын

@Clansesa changed? It's always been D!NG

Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

@huntersaw

4 жыл бұрын

Its Uranus

@Cazador1

4 жыл бұрын

Better be pink

@scottydu81

4 жыл бұрын

It was the only color

@becuz.

4 жыл бұрын

oh yes it was

@joshuabalser1731

4 жыл бұрын

Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

Haha, I'm happy I've watched this, thank you

I love the addition of the humor..

Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

@deluxeassortment

5 жыл бұрын

He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

@CloudedByKatana

5 жыл бұрын

Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

@CloudedByKatana

5 жыл бұрын

@@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization: 0:33 1:00 2:55 7:05

@TheGreenKnight500

5 жыл бұрын

You won't believe number five!

@raimohoft1236

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

@derjon5

5 жыл бұрын

These clues all add up! It looks like a butthole, duh.

@matyas94k

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like chocolate chips. www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

@freeziboi3249

5 жыл бұрын

@@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back

michael looks like he is devoid of humor but also a bundle of amusement

Me: fleshlight Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*

@hypercatsinspace7625

5 жыл бұрын

What is a fleshligh?!

@condemontanelas11

5 жыл бұрын

@@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.

@taraskovacevic9345

5 жыл бұрын

Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual

@forloop7713

5 жыл бұрын

@@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery

@FplusETVChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight

Michael: I'm being Mugged Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

@Dyndicat

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best mugging of All Time.

@juggernaut3338

5 жыл бұрын

Fleshlight/Circumcisor

@vasili1207

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

@HelloKittyFanMan.

5 жыл бұрын

"Hold my random capital letters, too."

@sagatduhking5843

5 жыл бұрын

@@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

Never thought I would see this kind of thing from you.

wow not only do you have mastery in 3d figure but also comedy. i appreciate the austin powers bit hahahaa

All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...

@iraelliott992

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.

@AndreLeRoux81

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'

@gegarcia19831

5 жыл бұрын

@@iraelliott992 Not Once!

@JesusMeza3

5 жыл бұрын

idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water

@Conchobhar

5 жыл бұрын

But, is cereal *soup?*

Michael: Changes name from Dong to D!ng to make it more ad friendly. Also Michael: Makes this video

@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Vsauce then I found out it came from "Dong to D!ng" what?

@quincypurcell5222

4 жыл бұрын

Also Michael: This mug looks like uranus

@roccobayne2196

4 жыл бұрын

Be whole my friend. Be 100%

@skollsaros9241

4 жыл бұрын

Don't make Michael change his channel names.

@johnpaulgrande4570

4 жыл бұрын

What do u mean? It's always called D!ng

Hahahaaa 😂 I discovered Michael only a month ago, I know right where have I been...thank you for the content. My cheeks hurt now...

michael's toys logo over the fleshlight is quite possibly the funniest thing to ever exist

Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

@Hamuelin

5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

@MovieBuffConnorJamieson

5 жыл бұрын

A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

@ZiPolishHammer

5 жыл бұрын

It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

@Pickle-oh

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

@raver377

5 жыл бұрын

it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

KZread: We'll force them to change their name from Dong. That'll take care of all the inappropriate jokes. Michael: Hold my hyperboloid.

@steamcastle

5 жыл бұрын

no one forced anyone to do anything. they just paid them. but it has always benne D!ng

@stefannilsson2406

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice they changed it from Dong until I read your comment.

@themountaingoat2284

5 жыл бұрын

@@stefannilsson2406 yeah I have no idea what you are talking about

@green5301

5 жыл бұрын

@Steven Dellwinsen DONG: Do Online Now Guys

@TrashDeviant

5 жыл бұрын

Do ! Now, Guys!

Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel

I love this channel

Michael: “It looks like...” Me: “A camera lens!” Michael: “Uranus!” Me: “oh.”

@static7985

3 жыл бұрын

IM DYING HELPPPPO

@worstusernameintheworld9871

3 жыл бұрын

you're lucky that "Michael's toy" looks like a camera lens to you

@raymundoaustria5821

3 жыл бұрын

Yes me too lol

@YG-ub4dk

3 жыл бұрын

a diaphragm, not a lens

@TheRealFOSFOR

3 жыл бұрын

Aperture science!

Who else is greatly disappointed with the lack of a leak test

@ElectricMahatama

3 жыл бұрын

Your mom.

@Mfdoorway

3 жыл бұрын

I own one, it’s actually great. Doesn’t leak at all when tightened

@aitotem

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mfdoorway Noice

@jordynozymandias374

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElectricMahatama we can go home boys the ultimate joke has been made

@justynpryce

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordynozymandias374 Have we just *achieved comedy* ?

The limp biscuit reference is class.

oh Michael, that was such a knee slapper. 😀

O_O Michael you are the best. The juxtaposition of absurdity and intellect that is YOU has got to be one of the COOLEST renditions of a human to ever exist. Proud of you. 😁