Kyle Gordon - Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children (feat. Michael Nice) [Official Audio]

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Official audio for Kyle Gordon’s “Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children (feat. Michael Nice)”.
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Produced by: Jamie Siegel
Mixed by: Jamie Siegel
Engineered by: Jamie Siegel
Vocal Performance: Kyle Gordon
Bass: Matthew Rubano
Acoustic Guitar, Ukelele: Matt Beck
Keyboards: Jamie Lawrence
Drums and Percussion: Gunnar Olsen
Mastered by: Scott Hull
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Lyrics:
If you have a tot, tike, or toddler in your life, you can’t afford to not buy this album. It’s the newest CD Collection from Children’s music sensation Michael Nice. Featuring 300 of his timeless tunes. It’s called: “Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children” and it features songs with a message such as:
When you’re hanging out with your friend
And you wanna play pretend
If you wanna be a man in space
You need a helmet on your face
But you don’t need a real space suit
Any household item will do
So put a plastic bag on your head
Put a plastic bag on your head
And also
Your mom and dad were joking when they said you’re allergic to nuts
You are not allergic to nuts
Cuz no one is allergic to nuts
So go ahead and eat some nuts
And don’t forget about
If you’re angry and your scared
hit your friend
Here’s another one
Don’t read, yeah yeah
Don’t read, yeah yeah
Finally there’s a product, that’s good for children, for about half of what many toys cost. Make your child happy for once, and get yourself a big kiss in the bargain
Lightbulbs can go in the microwave
Lightbulbs can go in the microwave
This one’s really fun
If there’s doody in your pants
thats food
Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children. 300 songs that little kids need to hear
Pour your milk on your dad’s computer
Pour your milk on your dad’s computer
Just do it kid, fuck it
I’m sure your dad will love
When you pour your milk on his brand new computer
#KyleGordon #MichaelNice #CrucialLifeLessonsforYoungChildren

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  • @fitzmeister87
    @fitzmeister874 ай бұрын

    Rockstar Games should reach out for a radio channel gig on GTA 6

  • @Plvto_Red

    @Plvto_Red

    4 ай бұрын

    That would actually be amazing cuz his music would fit so well. I hope it happens

  • @lars9063

    @lars9063

    4 ай бұрын

    I really dont know why everybody wants content creators they already know in GTA, would totally ruin my gaming experience

  • @jasperdoggydude

    @jasperdoggydude

    4 ай бұрын

    @@lars9063 i get what you mean but it's also a matter of how well it's implemented. all the real life songs on the radio, katt williams doing standup, and cara delvingne hosting the radio didn't ruin any of my gayming experiences within the gta series

  • @lars9063

    @lars9063

    4 ай бұрын

    @@jasperdoggydude I feel like there's a difference between the examples you mentioned and your average popular youtube creator though, even though Kyle is incredibly talented I would still associate him with KZread brainrot which I see more than enough in life already

  • @jasperdoggydude

    @jasperdoggydude

    4 ай бұрын

    @@lars9063 i see what you're saying then. just a matter of perspective, i don't really associate him with youtube brainrot n whatnot, more so his comedy

  • @whatzittooya9012
    @whatzittooya90124 ай бұрын

    Greatest song since "It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car"

  • @djamtz

    @djamtz

    4 ай бұрын

    By The Wife-Beaters I believe right?

  • @garfieldfan925

    @garfieldfan925

    4 ай бұрын

    @@djamtzno by the beatles

  • @lordtee1

    @lordtee1

    4 ай бұрын

    Augh up there with Candy in the Medicine Closet. I think it was on the same album as Hot Car

  • @LeafSooup

    @LeafSooup

    4 ай бұрын

    @@garfieldfan925The Beatles is short for the Wife-Beatles

  • @garfieldfan925

    @garfieldfan925

    4 ай бұрын

    @@LeafSooup ohhhhhhh

  • @Cecil...
    @Cecil...4 ай бұрын

    I'm gonna need a full version of Lightbulbs Can Go In The Microwave, please and thank you

  • @QWRTkeyboard

    @QWRTkeyboard

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that tune is a banger 🔥🔥🔥

  • @noahpurdy6036

    @noahpurdy6036

    Ай бұрын

    Instructions unclear, my children now have a melted plastic bag on their heads

  • @tiffanyr6194
    @tiffanyr61943 ай бұрын

    Who else remembers his earlier classics, like, "It's Fun To Run Around (With Scissors In Your Hand)" and "This Old Battery Feels Good In My Tummy"??

  • @Thumper17

    @Thumper17

    23 сағат бұрын

    My favourite was "You can always trust Strangers"

  • @BurningJRed5733
    @BurningJRed57334 ай бұрын

    It would be insanely funny if Kyle gets into some serious trouble from parents because they put it for their children thinking it was legit and not a parody, so now they're actually hitting their friends and microwaving lightbulbs because "Michael Nice" told them to

  • @mafaldaviana9060

    @mafaldaviana9060

    4 ай бұрын

    How would they complain tho? The kid poured milk on the computer This is foolproof

  • @BurningJRed5733

    @BurningJRed5733

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mafaldaviana9060 Ah right, Kyle really was ahead of the game

  • @anda_smile
    @anda_smile4 ай бұрын

    As a preschool teacher, this is actual quite similar to the music we play for the children. I fucking love this.

  • @willy4892

    @willy4892

    4 ай бұрын

    Whooaaaa why are you swearing, think of the children.

  • @stinkywhizzleteats3673

    @stinkywhizzleteats3673

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@willy4892fr. I'm actually a 3 year old in her class, and I must say, this is appalling to see my own teacher cursing like this.

  • @redsteak6694

    @redsteak6694

    3 ай бұрын

    You should play this for your class

  • @BigLarge
    @BigLarge4 ай бұрын

    1:00 "when you're angry and you're scared hit your friend" 💀💀💀

  • @QWRTkeyboard
    @QWRTkeyboard4 ай бұрын

    "Just do it kid, f*ck it" part got me 🤣

  • @ashkaunadib7638
    @ashkaunadib7638Ай бұрын

    🎶 Don’t read, yaaa ya 🎶 😂

  • @dnomdenadroj1035
    @dnomdenadroj10354 ай бұрын

    Lightbulbs is a banger

  • @nobodyburgen4594

    @nobodyburgen4594

    3 ай бұрын

    Sounds like a Dead Kennedys song lmao

  • @Mr_tribal
    @Mr_tribal4 ай бұрын

    greatest hit since , EAT THE COTTON CANDY IN THE WALLS!

  • @Dayvidalerxarndar

    @Dayvidalerxarndar

    3 ай бұрын

    *Do

  • @ellebell9139
    @ellebell91394 ай бұрын

    My kid won't eat nuts so i tell her she'll develop an allergy to nuts if she doesn't eat them often enough

  • @TupacHasMyBike

    @TupacHasMyBike

    4 ай бұрын

    Is that actually true??

  • @TupacHasMyBike

    @TupacHasMyBike

    4 ай бұрын

    I was born allergic to citric acid such as orange or lemons not to confuse citrUS. But I feel with the amount of citrus I drank and contact with oranges such as feeding my memas emu farm I can now eat oranges no problem. You might be on to something

  • @kalleveldhuisen6519

    @kalleveldhuisen6519

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@TupacHasMyBikeaccording to leading science, developing allergies may have something to do with skin contact before you ever ingest something, combined with a lowered effective skin barrier for outside particles. Basically, if that peanutbutter kid had never eaten peanutbutter and had eczema, hed probably have a quite substantial peanut allergy.

  • @TupacHasMyBike

    @TupacHasMyBike

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kalleveldhuisen6519 that does explain allergies too pretty well actually

  • @Thumper17

    @Thumper17

    23 сағат бұрын

    ​@@TupacHasMyBike My mom fed me and my siblings peanut butter when we were infants, she's told us you weren't supposed to do that but None of us have allergies.

  • @Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-db2ff
    @Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-db2ff4 ай бұрын

    We makin’ it out of life with this one boys🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DanTheMoonMan.
    @DanTheMoonMan.4 ай бұрын

    This brings me memories from the good old days. Micheal Nice songs practically raised me. 😂

  • @Aiasmor
    @Aiasmor4 ай бұрын

    Only real 2000's kids will remember the classics

  • @NeuroAst-eg9cg
    @NeuroAst-eg9cg4 ай бұрын

    Aah I remember litsening to this as a kid while watching Little Einsteins in 2007. My parents really raised me with good music. They had the og cd when it first came out. Wish I could find the original so I can raise my kids right like how they raised me. Thanks mum and dad for raising me with Michael Nice ❤

  • @KandiEnjoyr

    @KandiEnjoyr

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah.... I can't believe they had to disband due to "child endangerment" like ugh. This is GOOD MUSIC and GOOD MORALS

  • @dylans.1741

    @dylans.1741

    Ай бұрын

    I can't believe that Mike Nice turned 44 last month. Time flies, eh? Also, for those wondering, Mike's full DOB is April 28, 1980.

  • @PuresG1ft
    @PuresG1ft4 ай бұрын

    Can’t wait for „put a plastic bag on your head“ to appear on the news.

  • @TheAverageGuy12
    @TheAverageGuy124 ай бұрын

    Timeless words of wisdom. I wouldn't be the man I am today without these songs.

  • @rileymoran841
    @rileymoran8414 ай бұрын

    I remember Michael Nice made my local news for being on the run after committing tax fraud

  • @balrogdahomie
    @balrogdahomie4 ай бұрын

    Ngl, I went the whole time expecting a snippet from a song about playing with guns from dad’s safe Idk what that says about me

  • @That_One_Guy42042
    @That_One_Guy420424 ай бұрын

    Dang I remember these back in preschool, memories man.

  • @dylans.1741
    @dylans.1741Ай бұрын

    Here's everything you need to know about Michael "Mike" Nice: 1. His full name is Michael Clarence Nice, Jr, and he was born on April 28, 1980. 2. He was born and raised in Port Jervis, New York, and studied music theory at SUNY Oneonta, graduating from the university in 2003. 3. According to Michael himself, he first became interested in children's music while babysitting his two nieces, who like most children of the time, were fans of The Wiggles. Nice became fascinated with the band's music, and realized that simple music for young children could be profitable. 4. Nice released his first single, a cover of "If You're Happy and You Know It," on June 3, 2005. Throughout the rest of that year, he made a living performing traditional children's songs at local elementary schools throughout the state of New York. 5. Nice's first album, Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children, was released on January 30, 2007. The album generated some controversy, as some parents complained that the featured songs taught children poor lessons, but Nice argued that he was employing reverse psychology and instead encouraging children to contradict him. 6. Nice, with the help of his uncle Harry, founded his own record label on September 15, 2008. By 2016, Nice Records became the largest distributor of children's music in the United States and Canada. 7. Despite popular rumors that he dated Taylor Swift, on February 2, 2010, Nice publicly came out as gay. On August 17, 2014, he married his longtime boyfriend, Rick Richardson. 8. On May 12, 2010, Nice released his second album, titled "Mythology Rules" and inspired by Greek mythology. Nice has said that he got the idea by playing Age of Mythology late at night after a show. 9. Nice took a brief hiatus from music in 2017. He claimed it was to spend time with his family, however some speculate that it was due to a drunk driving charge he had received the previous year. 10. During the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020, Nice gained considerable traction when he began performing his music on TikTok. Most notably, on his fortieth birthday, he performed a ska cover of "Happy Birthday to You" that quickly went viral. On August 9, 2023, the song became Nice's most listened to single on Spotify.

  • @johnernest5843

    @johnernest5843

    Ай бұрын

    Did you just write all of this off the top of your head holy shit

  • @dylans.1741

    @dylans.1741

    Ай бұрын

    @@johnernest5843 Pretty much. I spent a while coming up with all of this stuff 😅

  • @HughMann
    @HughMann4 ай бұрын

    2:02 is perfect

  • @Schlanket
    @Schlanket4 ай бұрын

    These are the best life lessons. Ima show it to any relatives I have that’ll need it!

  • @gwtun
    @gwtun4 ай бұрын

    My kids will love this! I’ll make sure to play this on repeat while I leave them at the house while I leave to get drunk and commit fraudulent activities!

  • @TupacHasMyBike
    @TupacHasMyBike4 ай бұрын

    We need the video😂😂 Dudes gonna be the next BloodHound Gang and I'm here for it.

  • @jessie.mouse.25
    @jessie.mouse.254 ай бұрын

    as someone with a nut allergy I can in fact confirm I'm not allergic to nuts

  • @georgeandfriendsadventures5073
    @georgeandfriendsadventures50734 ай бұрын

    Thank you Michael! I will definitely play this song for my kids!

  • @mixtapemender
    @mixtapemender4 ай бұрын

    This is such vibes

  • @FrostyLosty
    @FrostyLosty4 ай бұрын

    I listen to this every year

  • @rdvrlrn
    @rdvrlrn4 ай бұрын

    this is sooooo bo burnham coded i love it

  • @Thekreigerfromcadia
    @Thekreigerfromcadia4 ай бұрын

    ❤ Love it

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit4 ай бұрын

    beautiful, gonna tell my kids a new album drop-....damn it they all died

  • @billuno
    @billuno4 ай бұрын

    Banger

  • @dazedandconfused5711
    @dazedandconfused571116 күн бұрын

    The dopey voice and the sheer name of 'Michael Nice' is so fucking funny to me in an inexplicable way

  • @Jumpz2100
    @Jumpz21004 ай бұрын

    HELL YEAH KYLE

  • @jwanbesande2734
    @jwanbesande27344 ай бұрын

    Don't Read always gets me for some reason

  • @GeorgeHarold1
    @GeorgeHarold14 ай бұрын

    Finally! I've been waiting for this one

  • @atlaszateman5288
    @atlaszateman52884 ай бұрын

    Michael Nice is such a nice guy

  • @Sparkly_S0da
    @Sparkly_S0da4 ай бұрын

    OMG MY KIDS LOVE THIS SONG

  • @SocialBedInsects
    @SocialBedInsects4 ай бұрын

    Finally ive been waiting for this!!

  • @blockmanhatecommentguy6280
    @blockmanhatecommentguy62804 ай бұрын

    Why did He release it early he didn’t even release a teaser

  • @legend_of_gridd

    @legend_of_gridd

    4 ай бұрын

    He's been teasing the album for almost a year

  • @blockmanhatecommentguy6280

    @blockmanhatecommentguy6280

    4 ай бұрын

    @@legend_of_gridd I mean a teaser for this specific song

  • @servvo

    @servvo

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@blockmanhatecommentguy6280 he's played it live and it was in the album trailer

  • @Flyingwithoutmings

    @Flyingwithoutmings

    4 ай бұрын

    @@blockmanhatecommentguy6280not every song on an album needs a teaser

  • @nighteye4042

    @nighteye4042

    4 ай бұрын

    He dropped the album so these are the auto generated vids by youtube

  • @eraslugaris
    @eraslugaris4 ай бұрын

    Thank you Michael Nice. My little ones Dyxxleigh, Brixxtonn and Patriot have learned a lot from your music ❤

  • @michael_stein123
    @michael_stein1234 ай бұрын

    Planned Parenthood the album

  • @Chad-Giga.
    @Chad-Giga.4 ай бұрын

    I play this for my kids daily

  • @janysalinas6838
    @janysalinas68384 ай бұрын

    Put lightbulbs in the microwave sounds like an Ariel Pink song snd i genuinly want a full version!

  • @saul6001
    @saul60013 ай бұрын

    This is just an actual song. It may have lyrics that don't make any sense, but rob zombie, soundgarden, and a couple other bands have lyrics that don't make sense, but still sound cool

  • @Code_orange22
    @Code_orange224 ай бұрын

    I SWEAR TO JOD if hiding bodies isn't on this list im gonna be real mad

  • @pdub673
    @pdub6734 ай бұрын

    1:07 based on "Love Stinks" by J. Geils Band?

  • @goodboiadvsp3297
    @goodboiadvsp32974 ай бұрын

    Thats FOOD

  • @Don_cheedle
    @Don_cheedle2 ай бұрын

    We fuckin dem kids wit this one 😤😤🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

  • @Don_cheedle

    @Don_cheedle

    2 ай бұрын

    (My lawyer has advised me to state that this is satire)

  • @rhiannonpowell4725
    @rhiannonpowell47254 ай бұрын

  • @XxEdwardDeGamerxX
    @XxEdwardDeGamerxX4 ай бұрын

    me to my children

  • @ktw5141
    @ktw51414 ай бұрын

    she had a plastic bag for a helmet ooh its all coming back to me... oooh he unzipped me!

  • @Businessmanfr163
    @Businessmanfr1634 ай бұрын

    Underrated fra

  • @rjartpunk839
    @rjartpunk8394 ай бұрын

    This is just Robbie from Victorious coded

  • @OK-ws7ti
    @OK-ws7ti4 ай бұрын

    who did these groovy instramentals

  • @OK-ws7ti

    @OK-ws7ti

    4 ай бұрын

    nm checked the description

  • @dashingdreww1185
    @dashingdreww11854 ай бұрын

    Don’t read yea yea is a classic

  • @BurntDisc
    @BurntDisc4 ай бұрын

    Wasnt 'Light bulbs can go in the microwave' track 4 on plastic surgery disasters by the dead kennedys?

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam4 ай бұрын

    Thanks to Michael, I've now had five post-partum abortions for a fraction of the cost! He really is Nice!

  • @brianarbenz1329
    @brianarbenz13293 ай бұрын

    With those lyrics, DeSantis might want appoint Mike Florida's Commissioner of Child Services.

  • @Cigzi
    @Cigzi4 ай бұрын

    make a punkrock song

  • @johnparker4484
    @johnparker44844 ай бұрын

    Idk who will like this but you sound a lot like Jukebox the Ghost’s Tommy Siegel, especially in parts like “pour milk on your dad’s computer” 😂

  • @dereklaganelli5640
    @dereklaganelli56404 ай бұрын

    Ayo

  • @DUDLEYLETMEPLAYPS2
    @DUDLEYLETMEPLAYPS23 ай бұрын

    Pour your milk on your dad's computer 😃

  • @PinoliCanoli

    @PinoliCanoli

    3 ай бұрын

    Just do it kid *FUCK IT!!!*

  • @zachbarlow9391
    @zachbarlow93914 ай бұрын

    Nah not the milk💀

  • @rileymoran841
    @rileymoran8414 ай бұрын

    Where's the other 293?

  • @portobellomushroom5764
    @portobellomushroom57644 ай бұрын

    Like if you're listening in 2024

  • @euclid9492
    @euclid94923 ай бұрын

    This has serious Whitest Kids you Know vibes

  • @Chico-yg5yw
    @Chico-yg5yw4 ай бұрын

    8th to comment!

  • @n7275
    @n72753 ай бұрын

    Getting Trevor Moore vibes.

  • @furri-boiuwu288
    @furri-boiuwu2884 ай бұрын

    They Might Be Giants parody?

  • @benswan2436

    @benswan2436

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought the same thing

  • @clgameguys9393
    @clgameguys93934 ай бұрын

    I am NOT rocking w the cover

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