kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3-Tk8dvpZSXobg.html full podcast episode incase y’all want it

I love how Kurtis thinks the White House is like a hype house for presidents

@caroldanverssecondwife13

Жыл бұрын

It would be so much better if it was. Imagine how chaotic it would be if all the presidents lived in the White House together

Wait a minute do Canadians think all former living presidents stay in the White House together for the rest of their lives or is it just Kurtis 😭

@beensybaby773

Жыл бұрын

and they were roommates

@toestealer

Жыл бұрын

maybe he forgot obama is not the president anymore 😂😂😂

@noaag

Жыл бұрын

Must be propaganda spread by the canadian regime, trying to normalize their nepotism. The king and queen of canada won't get away with this!

@kaili5050

Жыл бұрын

i’m giggling💀💀💀 i’m srsly curious tho

@CoziB7

Жыл бұрын

@@noaag this comment was gold 💀

danny has been real quiet since i’ve seen this clip

“Even I, comedy legend John Edmund Mulaney, do not get to eat lunch upstairs” took me tf out

i wish he would’ve read some of the wattpad comments on the wildest sections💀💀

@gabirowan6430

Жыл бұрын

Wattpad comments make the whole fanfic always

@mashalahmad6693

Жыл бұрын

@@gabirowan6430 fr!! It's like another world in there

red white and royal blue walked so this could run

THE DANNY VOICE

The danny voice 💀

no one's gonna talk about obama saying 'danny gonzalez to the foyer, i have a little surprise for you' like kris kardashian?!?!

it’s nice that during this weird ass fanfic kurtis still is like “this is really well written!” it’s so nice🥹😭

Im cackling at the Danny voice 😂 he sounds like one of the bees in plan bee 😂😂😂

THIS REAL??? i fell asleep and woke up to him reading this and i thought i was still dreaming…

@aves3901

Жыл бұрын

I FELL ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING THIS AND IT DID NOT END THE SAME IN MY SLEEP

@astromoonie

Жыл бұрын

@@aves3901 pray tell?

I love how Obama appears behind Kurtis like a cryptid hahaha

ABSOLUTELY NO WAY. Listening this I said to myself when Danny found the files ‘I bet John Mulaney will turn up’ NO WAY HE ACTUALLY DID

the danny slander lmao also why does he think that Obama still lives at the white house

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

kurtis isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed

@fmm16

Жыл бұрын

all of the living former presidents live together in the white house as roomies

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

@@fmm16 oh ya i forgot about that

When listening to stories, especially with things like podcasts or audiobooks, I like to close my eyes and picture what’s happening. I think this is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever done that for. First of all, I was already struggling to stop laughing at Obama just saying shit like “uhhh, you’ll never escape” in his normal tone of voice. BUT I think the funniest part was when Danny was horrified. If you’ve watched Danny’s videos a lot, he actually makes a lot of “scared” faces when reacting to things and most of the time it’s really funny. Well, I imagined one of this “horrified” looks when he was being held by the body guards and I just lost my shit. That was so fucking funny I don’t even know why. I wish I could show y’all what my brain pictured this whole time for this story because really it was a cinematic masterpiece.

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

😭

you're telling me a LaCroix filled this mini fridge ??

this is one of the most iconic wattpad fics of all time

the change in voices made this so fun

Read this to my 11 year old sister 2 years ago as a bed time story

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

WAIT IS THIS THE REAL GREW DOODEN?!

@Bagellover97

Жыл бұрын

@@kingkurtisyt yes ☺️ it’s always nice meeting fans!

did kurtis ever do ventriloquism or something his mouth was impressively unmoving when doing danny’s voice

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

no he’s just a man of many talents

3:17 “yeEs KurtIS”

need him to greenscreen this entire thing as a 5 million subscriber special or smth

HIS OBAMA VOICE IS KILLING ME

@elizabethwojcik1620

Жыл бұрын

his danny voice is even more spot on

THE JOHN MULANEY VOICE

I felt very seen when he said to like the video if youre rolling up a doobie rn

kurtis finding out the song at the same time that *kurtis* finds out the song is comedy

Asmr to sleep too

the gossip girl reference took me out 😭

@friendlyneigborhoodbean

Жыл бұрын

where?!?!?!

@edithgray4703

Жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneigborhoodbeanxoxo obama

@friendlyneigborhoodbean

Жыл бұрын

@@edithgray4703 lmao

It’s scary because I’m quite literally in the middle of rolling up a doobie as I watch this

Made me shed a tear

Kurtis: Like this video if you’re rolling up a doobie right now Me *packing a bowl at that exact moment*: 👁️👄👁️

I'm only 4 minutes in and it feels like I've aged 2 years omg the cringe is real

@GremlinJohnny

Жыл бұрын

do not kill the cringe kill the part that cringes this is the greatest thing since sliced bread

7:53 kurtis is js like me fr

His Obama voice sounds like Captain Kirk

Mitt Romney must have wrote this!

I need Awsten Knight and Kurtis Conner reading a fanfiction. Any fanfiction. I just know it'll be funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂

@Lauren_is_orange

Жыл бұрын

Omg another parxie 😲🤯

is this lowkey anti capitalist

shoutout to all the potheads in kurtistown 😂

I want to know how it ends.

who wrote this 💀

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

totally not me 💀

@gnomad28

Жыл бұрын

@@kingkurtisyt theres no way

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

@@gnomad28 nah i didn’t

@meiguess6765

Жыл бұрын

kurtis, obviously

@dikdurantisbaga

Жыл бұрын

i did

13:54 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

More iconic than Hobama

This is a surprisingly good story!

Imagine Obama wrote this!

JOHN MULANEY 💀💀💀💀

Thank you for this

i didn't knew i needed to see this so bad until today

Why is Obama playing Weezer? 30:22

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

i…i really don’t know

I mean hey… obama is pretty cool!!… 😀🥲

Danny would not have a LaCroix in this situation. There would be no goofy or silly mood. Visiting Barack Obama would be all business for him.

was this written before danny did marathons lol

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

maybe 😂

PART 2?????

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

i don’t know

@heraldofangels

Жыл бұрын

you really want a part two 💀

@lilavandenbuurt

Жыл бұрын

​@@heraldofangels wait really???!!

@GremlinJohnny

Жыл бұрын

PART 2 PART 2 PART 2

Why didn’t he do the clap……

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

because it’s not one of his actual videos it’s a podcast episode and it was sort of in the middle of it anyways

@babyvia6712

Жыл бұрын

@@kingkurtisyt oh….

new channel or fan channel?

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

wdym?

@djungelskog132

Жыл бұрын

It’s a fan channel

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

@@djungelskog132 oh yeah

You gotta edit this 🔫

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

😅

when did he read this??

@kingkurtisyt

Жыл бұрын

a while ago but the video is on his podcast very really good

Poop