So my personal head cannon here is that is Thaddeus telling stories to kids on ultramar between missions and the entire time barbon is sighing going “this is highly heretical”

Option 2! Dakka must live!

What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty. A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?” The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.” “Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man “Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.” “Well, what about your patch eye?” “Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!” “A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.” “Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with me hook.”

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

@derekbidelman2442

Ай бұрын

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, Bartender says: (Hey buddy,you know you have a steering wheel in yours pants). Pirate replies: (Yarr, tis driving me nuts!).

@lydianoack4552

Ай бұрын

How to piss off a pirate? Steal their P.

@knownofear1

Ай бұрын

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

@robertjensen1438

Ай бұрын

@knownofear1 P without it, they are irate.

Option 2, Dakka has been watching this jumped up pirate murder his flyboys, all while cooking up some humble pie to serve

Option 2. Poor Dakka hasn't been allowed to shine as much as Gork and Mork would like. Let the duel be intense make Dakka work for it and then let him have the skull of the Ealdari be mounted on his fighta.

I'm ready for more tales of HIGH ADVENTURE!

@kaos7181

Ай бұрын

Fuck yeah!

@Ser-Smiley

Ай бұрын

Heck Yeah!

@georgerogers3840

Ай бұрын

Option 2

@georgerogers3840

Ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

@MrJoshuiashoemaker

Ай бұрын

Option 3.

Option 2. The Smeldar have underestimated their opponents.

Babe wake up, new Kronan story just dropped

@georgekounelakis4543

Ай бұрын

Was driving yesterday, and stopped my gf Mid sentence with: Babe! New Kronan lore just dropped!!

Kronan taught me how to be propah cunnin’.

KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN. We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar. The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Also from the same creator. LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iHp71seTis2oh84.html THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6SYxdWGdLWzZ7w.html YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6utxaOHhbmpf9Y.html THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6mc2M1ph866f7A.html THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gn2J3MeFj7Ccnag.html THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iKaJtqWRgqixaMY.html THE GIGANTOMACHY: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJWB28h9kc-2aJs.html TYPHON: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i2yN0NuzacKeYMY.html THE PRIMORDIALS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iHp71seTis2oh84.html THE TITANS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6SYxdWGdLWzZ7w.html LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzread.info/dron/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html YOUNG ZEUS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6utxaOHhbmpf9Y.html

@firestone2178

Ай бұрын

Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git😁

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂

@Pfasma5

Ай бұрын

I love the “educational!?!?” Tales of high adventure!!

@Pfasma5

Ай бұрын

So good

@BohdanKaiba

Ай бұрын

I am loving it, the quotes at the start was a really fun idea!

Option 2 Von Smashhoven is my favorite. I can't vote for him to die

OPTION 2. it is too much fun to lose Dakka.

THE ORKY GODZ HAV HURD ME!!! I WAS WISHING AND WAITING FOR A NEW ENTRY ON THE CUNNING ONE FOR SOOOOO LONG!!!!! MAY THE LEGEND OF KRONAN'S HIGH ADVENTURES NEVER END❣️💪 WWWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰

God this is brilliant - I love these stories - actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Option 2 The loyal ork must live

Dearest Baldermort. Thank you for this. I’ve really missed your lore and this is a welcome panacea to life’s prevails and stresses. Thank you for taking the time to make this and share. You’re a wonderful chap.

I vote for option #2 Thank you Sir

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

thanks for listening brother goodman. :)

Option 2 Brother Baldy Dakka has been preparing for this, he's got something worthy of Mork up his sleeve....

Option 2. This storyline has always made we grin and giggle.

Option #2

Baldy, from the bottom of my 🖤, Thank You! Words cannot describe the pure Joy that the high adventures of Kronan(& Nutcrunch- er, um,Tiddles) brings us all!

THE PROPHET OF MORK RETURNS!!! KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Option 2! One step closer to Beast Mode!

Sir, I hope you are feeling well. Thank you for all you do, and the entertainment you give us, sincerely.

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I don't know how you can read these stories without laughing.

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

Well, I do break. Editing is a horror on these. :).

Option 2 Dakka to win but comes out terribly injured....... Keep up the brilliant work

Option 2. Smeldar, blehdar. Van smashoven has no peer in this galaxy

Ere we go ladz, get stuck in ya worfless gitz, it's Baldymork

Excellent video as per usual sir. Hell I'm so old I actually saw Connan the Barbarian as a little kid in the early 80's. Damn I'm old. Cheers to you brother. Great channel. Great narration.

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

You aren’t alone. It’s still one of my favourite flicks. :)

@chrissinclair8705

Ай бұрын

@@baldermort Oh...dear...Great channel still, honorable servitor. Even though threw GW's last descision. You are and honorable non-binary, male presenting lesbian woman! And don't you forget it! 🙂Thank you for years of great lore. Surely the God-Emperor smiles upon you.

Option 2 Another great episode, go Baron Smash

AND SO IT WAS!!!!!! Welcome back Chronicler!

Oh hellll yes, today is a good day

The pronunciation of the Adeptus Sororitas had me in stitches. I love this series

I only found this channel recently, and kronan is definitely my favourie. followed shortly after by the thaddeus

@derekbidelman2442

Ай бұрын

It's was mine also until I played Thaddus, there like 1a 1b . You should check it out

Nothing will stop the Mighty Kronan who once again proves his strong cunning and brutal intelligence will show all of us why the Orks are the masters of battles and wars for they are everything the entire Galaxy fears.

Da boyz are back in town! 🤩💪🍄🔁

2! Thank Gork and Mork!! Daka smashes smelldar star sheep's. He is Him!

Option 2!!! You're videos are always entertaining, the Ork videos always make me laugh. Excellent work as always!

YES! MORE KRONAN!

Option 2

I almost spit out my drink at "Craftworld OOWEE!".🤣

@markdorn8873

20 күн бұрын

Me too, and that's my main army!

Finally, I can catch a video on the first day. BRING ON THE LORE!

Always love new Balders vids! Hope you're having a great weekend!

There is no higher service this channel does to the Warhammer 40K franchise that these fun ass fanfic stories. They're the damned best.

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Yes!

Part 1! We've a part 2 to look forward to. Happy days!

Currently running my little part of the Orks of Omen, wif War Boss Grimdrak Slapchop. Racking the krumping for Kronan!!!!

Thank you so very much for the effort, and pure artistry, you pour into every one of these story videos. No matter how hard my depression is hitting me, you always give me a smile when I see you've posted a new video.

I believe it was Gork , who said … no, think it was Mork?…warghaaaaa 😂 Keep up the good work, good, sir

What a treat! Love the 4/20 upload! I like to set aside time for my undivided attention to this tale🔥🔥🔥🤙 You rock man🤘

Always good to see some more of Kronan!

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

Thanks brother Melon. :) Sorry its late. Building work. I'm trying to get more prompt.

@Melonizeable

Ай бұрын

@@baldermort No worries! Nothing to apologise for - these stories are always a pleasure whenever they pop up!

Option 2. Dakka kills the Eldar. Death to the wimpy Smeldar

Oh goody more Orkyness! A chance to fight the Imperial gravy perhaps? Can’t wait…

@tostig7795

Ай бұрын

Not disappointed! Tittles too ! Wonderous !

Ah dem Smelldar gitz... Deyz blood iz all shiny. No wondah deyz alwayz prancin' around like sum sort of twinkly Grotz.

@crusadingtemplar

Ай бұрын

Take pride in its trying to translate it to english

I frikkin love these

FIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTR!!!!! I was awaiting this great ServoBard.

Ere’ we go!!

Always a joy to see your next installment of the this grand tale. I second the sentiment that you are to Warhammer what Terry is to Discworld. Though you may not be the progenitor of the verse you ever give it an energy and passion that draws one in to the point of being infectious. Thank you wordsmith, speaker, and storyteller for your precious time.

We're all very lucky to have you baldy

May this comment help in some way! Thanks again for the best original story I've heard in ages. I've cracked up laughing out loud multiple times

Option 2; Dakka Von Smashhoven survives / wins the fight. He has been working closely with and -learning- from the Cunning One. In the meta sense, he has been supporting Kronan for some time now. May this be the moment where Gork and Mork place their blessings upon him. Loyalty is its own reward in the form of a good scrap. :) I do enjoy these stories of Kronan. Thanks for your mighty efforts sir!

Option 2 Dakka's story can't end here!

Option 2!

Da kunning 1 has returned!!! Let the tales of HIGHHHHHHH adventure continue. All praise our faithful servant Baldermort. 🫡🫡🫡

Good night gents. Hope you've got your comfy PJs on. It's bedtime story time.

Option 2 Beautiful fucking beautiful

Thank you for this dear Sir Baldermort!

Option 2. I'd say our Ace pulls off something tricky like using a tractor beam to fling something in the path of the Eldar. In true Gorkyness, this causes a chain detonation of the Eldar Fleet.

Let's go!!!! Story time!!! These are worth the wait I love all these stories!!

I have to make myself wait for a quiet time to enjoy these.

Option 2 - the lad can take him on and come up on top!

I must admit I was deeply sceptical when you started an Ork storyline but this has become my absolute favourite.

Love it as always my good man. Your Ork narrations have a particular snap to it.

Absolutely amazing as always my brother

Love your stories, keep up the good work. I always get excited whenever I see another great work of art posted from you 👍

Love it now and always

so happy to see this posted, Thanks Baldermort ♥️

Been waiting for dis one Boss!

Proper Orky! Once more you have delivered the greatest of chronicles! Looking forward to the next dollop of dakka!

Option 2, Dakka must prevail.

You are by far my most favorite channel to watch.

Option 1: Dakka Goes out on a WITNESS MEEE! Humiliating that pompous bastard of an eldar in the process!.

Omg !!! My day is so much better!! Another kronan story. Thank you so much, baldermort. this beers for you! Cheers

I have been waiting for so long for a new kronan!!

I’m as happy as an ork in a scrap to see the return of tales of kunnin one love this story line please keep up the great work 😊

These are my favorite of your tales sir! Please keep them going! WAAAAAAAAGH!!

Option 2 the dakka must flow ❤

This story is amazing. Better than anything I read in the Black library. You could turn this into a book and I would buy it. Please please please make more of these.

My spawn and I love these tails more than anything that KZread has to offer. Thank you so much Sir Baldemort for another epic episode of Kronan

Awesome work thank you

YES! I AM SO EXCITED! THANK YOU !

Option 2: unquestionably. Fantastic work as always brother bald man.

Yassss I love this series!!!!

This made my night.

Thank you

@baldermort

Ай бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Option 2, Dakka krumps the dandy smelldar, for da onor of the Waaaah and his Lord Da Kunnin One.

Huge fan of this narrative!

Uggggghhhh!!! Right on the edge of my seat!!

I still have all of the World of Warcraft figures from the early 2000s! And this fine work is part of my centerpiece! I have every World of Warcraft figure you can name that was made at that time Been trying to find a buyer for the complete set, no broken pieces, no stress marks. Just all Beauty This is a killer video

Option 2. Love these videos!