i know whats in the dark cells... all the banned yu-gi-oh cards that the emperor collected so he can make a 1 shot deck that he used against kitten.

@thatguymatt5816

26 күн бұрын

God I miss that show

@blakemiller2923

26 күн бұрын

Banned list for you pissed to huh

@majordakka5743

25 күн бұрын

MaxxC still banned 40k years later

@ChineseCaseoh

25 күн бұрын

Broooo

@minimalbstolerance8113

25 күн бұрын

"... You're the only person in the galaxy who plays this stupid game, aren't you?" "... Tzeentch plays it." "Well, Tzeentch is a giant nerd, now isn't he?"

I bet that weak dying star isn't what's singing. I would bet it's a Catan god hiding and feeding on the star and anything stupid enough to come close to it.

@abrahamnarvaez1730

26 күн бұрын

Was thinking the same but more a benevolent one that actually help early necrons and made their lives better only for them to be destroyed by the war in heaven

@desperado3236

26 күн бұрын

I like weshammers explanation. Combine it with it being a casualty of the war of the heavens from either side and you have one cool story.

@deep_winter9534

25 күн бұрын

Maybe Orikan can figure it out

@TheKnizzine

25 күн бұрын

I feel like the watchers in the dark are the inverse of demons not Order as a concept but a embodment of the gods positive aspects like the Chaos gods arent "Chaos" but CHAOS. chaos isnt bad or good its just things in motion we just see the negative representations because thats what we look for which feeds into humanity seeing more of the darkside.

@bjorndanielsen4680

25 күн бұрын

I just had a brief thought that possibly they could be a few Old Ones still roaming around.​@@TheKnizzine

Still waiting for someone to make an extense video about the Ghoul Stars, the Stars of Madness kicking tiranids out

@jonathanmanard7797

27 күн бұрын

Well for that GW would have to know what's going on, and I really don't think they do at least for that section of the galaxy

@grumpymonk2460

27 күн бұрын

The what doing what to who?!

@williamfriedel7099

27 күн бұрын

​@@grumpymonk2460 A sector of the galaxy that has a cluster of stars and plannets that are somehow connected to lovecraftian beings. A tyranit hivefleet went there, got beaten up and instead of sending more, the TYRANITS shose to ignore that system entirely.

@MaaniGoldleaf-kj5wl

26 күн бұрын

What scared the Tyranids that bad that they never send troops again, even though Tyranids are never mindless killers(minority)

@spirit7303

26 күн бұрын

Didn't Sadman of Terra or Majorkill do a video on those already?

I want to know more on The Watchers. Anything that makes a demon run away without speaking or moving is true nightmare fuel. And why are they hangin out with what is essentially holy knights?

@joeyk3134

23 күн бұрын

They're just little guys that are locked in

@dominicktomko6767

2 күн бұрын

Actually, we do get a lot of info about Watchers in the Dark from, surprisingly, the novel about Luther. TLDR; the Watchers are very anti chaos. They were/are a species of both male and female, as you can hear their voices speak. Moreover, they were put there as guardians of the Caliban by the Old Ones, as the planet of Caliban is part of a wider machine. The Old Ones role for the Watchers was to literally watch* pardon the pan, and protect the negative energy which leaked from the planet of Caliban, the Plagueheart (that’s what Vashtorr calls Caliban), and its heavily implied that all the beasts of Caliban were essentially the local fauna that was influenced by the leaking negative/warp corrupting energy. Now, the Plagueheart is part of a wider machine, as explained in the Arks of Omen Vashtorr and The Lion, is called the Dissonance Engine. Other parts that make up said engine are the Ouroboros and the Tuchulcha engine. The Dissonance Engine itself is something called ‘The Key’, the key was fractured by the Old Ones and scattered across the known universe as the key will unlock to universe-changing weapon that will allow Vash to ascended to the level of other Chaos Gods. Vashtorr the Arkifane has reunited the broken pieces of the planet of Caliban, and the former two parts, to created essentially a new planet that he calls the Wyrmwood. At the end of the Lion Arks of Omen, Wyrmwood is able to create a hole in the universe but instead of it moving to warp, it moves into the Webway. That’s the end of the story as it stands right now. But it’s a super interesting to see the reason behind why the Watchers in the Dark are and what their purpose is.

trazyn: ypur telling me that the emperors collection fits beneath his palace? *laughs in planet sized museum*

@Quintonias

27 күн бұрын

Trazyn will never not be my favourite Necron.

@reecerobinson901

27 күн бұрын

Emperor : am gunna be the very best..the best the ever was..." trazyn: hold my beer you basic

@LexYeen

26 күн бұрын

If I were to inexplicably appear in the 40k setting, the _only_ place I'd want to appear is in front of Ol' Collector-Bot while he's reviewing his collection. I'd be one of a kind in the universe, with an outside perspective on _everything._ Every incentive to keep me alive, secret, and conscious.

@double_a8875

26 күн бұрын

@@Quintoniasfavorite necrom? No. Favorite character? Yes.

@XanderKuro

26 күн бұрын

Well to be fair that's just the Emperor's collection of things too dangerous to exist, yet too powerful to destroy. His entire "collection" is also known as "The Imperium"

The Watchers in the Dark beg the question: How does Captain Paranoid, aka Lion El'Johnson, trust something so completely unknown?

@bobh9492

26 күн бұрын

Lion trusts?

@mmyr8ado.360

26 күн бұрын

One of them didn't harm him when he first woke up in the forest.

@christopherfreitas6510

26 күн бұрын

It's implied they are not unknown to him. I think he has a sort of understanding about them.

@Trollpharius_XX

25 күн бұрын

The Lion has lived with them since childhood, it's not that the Lion "trusts" them it's just the Lion know what are they.

@christorrison832

24 күн бұрын

They.....are warp entities, similar to Kairos Fateweaver in that they know both past and possible futures, but bound to the Emperor of Mankind, tasked with helping to guide the Lion, a key figure in the future to come, to bring that future to fruition. The exact nature of them is unknown, but one theory is that they were a group of psychers of immense power who found the Well of Eternity, and with the aid of the Emperors immense psychic power, were able to go in, and return, changed in many ways, blessed with great knowledge and insight, but bound to His vision and goal. (Just a personal theory)

OK, after hearing all this about the dark cells, I am absolutely certain that it's one of the missing primarchs, whom is a blank. Subject 11, too dangerous to be free too valuable to lose, the whole feeling you described in the dark cells sounds just like the effects of a blank, a blank so powerful that it unnerves even the custodes. So much more that could be added on too.

@thesun5275

26 күн бұрын

You might be cooking there. A blank but with the power of a primarch would be on a whole different level. It'd probably even have given the Emperor great unease which would be enough to seal them away.

@desperado3236

26 күн бұрын

Now this is an idea and a half. I really like it. Though I'm split if I want to know about the lost primarchs. Could just be an insanely powerful blank or a blank perpetual? Is that even possible?

@MiddleAgedGuy73

26 күн бұрын

That's a really good theory, and it doesn't even need to be a Primarch to be a great story though the whole subject XI seems to hint that it would be. Anyway, thanks for sharing that, great food for thought

@idkwhat___is

26 күн бұрын

Makes more sense as the primarchs have reflections, opposites of them and there is Magnus the red

@PaulSmith-nb6md

26 күн бұрын

But if a blank was that powerful there wouldn't really wouldn't be anything they could do to stop them unless they were non hostile

Basically the entirety of the SCP Foundation is beneath the Imperial Palace.

@randomguy2809

26 күн бұрын

That's just like one wing of the black cells.

@mattwoodard2535

26 күн бұрын

Nope it's the alternate Site 13 (SCP-1730). That's were it went after the Thresher was turned on. sm

@lenardbordo9838

25 күн бұрын

Most likely.

@Silverwing2112

24 күн бұрын

>SECURITY BREACH< Deploy Mobile Task Force to administer Class C amnestics.

@Hokatoman

23 күн бұрын

What the People think, what Happend to all the Criminals on Terra?

Oh the moment of frustration about the Year of the Ghosts really made me chuckle. I can totally picture the anger of a fan of all things spooky must feel about a supposed year when trillions of ghosts suddenly popped out of their graves to battle daemons of all four corners of Chaos, goes completely unspoken about without any information about it. The people: *WHERE IS THE LORE?!* GW: there is no lore The people: *WHY NOT?!* *Shakes the GW furiously/excitedly*

@BearPawSwipe

27 күн бұрын

They probably don't even remember it in the first place. They are too busy being "current year".

The intro is me lmao. "Spooky season is only 6 months away". I crave Halloween it's the best holiday.

@vincentkringle1911

26 күн бұрын

I have 10 or 11 costume ideas that I haven't tried yet, Halloween couldn't come fast enough for me

@_Micah_Bell

26 күн бұрын

its been like 3 or 4 years since ive done anything on halloween

@stoops187

23 күн бұрын

Love Halloween

I know I have commented similarly in the past, but I have to say: Your passion in writing and editing these subjects is commendable! I truly appreciate the work you’ve put into creating such enjoyable videos. To anyone reading this comment I pray you to look back at the bgm, the fan art, and the images (not only Warhammer, but other gaming media and cover art) that Wes and his team have painstakingly sifted through in order to produce his content

Gotta love how warhammer seems to nail the aspect of "Nothing is scarier." There's always just enough information in their work to get the mind going but rarely enough to actually ruin the mystique behind it.

That's where they kept the female Custodes until last week.

@illuvitarv5

27 күн бұрын

Yup in the words of Star Wars Somehow they always existed

@narpnarperson9527

27 күн бұрын

Damn Tzeentch

@user-my6td8mg5d

27 күн бұрын

This comment wins 😂😂😂

@BearPawSwipe

27 күн бұрын

BROOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was looking for this comment!!!!! XD

@Manwendlil

27 күн бұрын

what is the problem with female custodes? my only problem is, that they where not introduced organically nor that they where forshadowed properly.

That Siren Star specifically gives off some Junji Ito vibes, honestly dig it

the emperor couldnt kill drachnyen, the dark cells may well have other daemons that could withstand him and his sword, but cannot be allowed to escape back into the warp.

Oh Emperor, I finally figured out where they found the New Custodes, so that's where they were keeping her.

@ChineseCaseoh

25 күн бұрын

Oh lord, she comin'

@farkasmactavish

25 күн бұрын

cope

@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong

24 күн бұрын

what were... what were they doing down there?

@farkasmactavish

24 күн бұрын

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong your mom

@TheLaluciDaniel

24 күн бұрын

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong heresy!

The 11th primarch is in the 11th dark cell just waiting for the golden throne to fail then he'll be released and be the psychic shield that magnus was meant to be

@N0TYALC

27 күн бұрын

He? Fat chance. The lost Primarchs have always been morbidly obese black women. So are the traitors and loyalist primarchs. Malcador too.

@cnut7383

27 күн бұрын

a blank works perfectly, opposite to magnus.

@redhandtheblack

26 күн бұрын

And also utterly mindbrokenly batshit insane

@redhandtheblack

26 күн бұрын

Unless stasis casket..

@EthanKristopherHartley

26 күн бұрын

Wait, you mean the psychic shield isn't the friends we met on the way? Why was I being nice to all those dickheads for years then? 😭😂😁

I suspect that Watchers in the Dark might be warp entities from before the War in Heaven. They likely migrated to the material realm when things became too chaotic over in the immaterium. That would give them a vested interest in defeating Chaos. In regards to the Siren Star I hope it's not as depressing as you think it is but frankly that would arguably be an even more grimdark story than a daemon or an ancient weapon.

@Trollpharius_XX

25 күн бұрын

It's probably just a C'tan chilling in that dying star

I'm sure I've said it before, but my favorite videos of yours are the mystery/horror ones

I'm going to guess it's Steve Buscemi. The true God emperor of mankind, fellow astartes.

@alxwak

27 күн бұрын

According to rumors, he has a friend along, who was the original and perfect specimen for the lesser beings known as Primarchs. We only know his name is Chuck and has counted to infinity... twice.

@mattparker1078

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 why am I with this .

@ChineseCaseoh

25 күн бұрын

HERES- oh wait

Kinda disapointed to see a better help ad, especially with all that happenned recently

@banzaifart

25 күн бұрын

?

@nurglenuggets

25 күн бұрын

@@banzaifartbetter help doesn’t have licensed therapists, they just sell their users medical information. They had a scandal in 2018 where they were using random people as therapists and now they are back on KZread for some reason

@joec9540

25 күн бұрын

​@nurglenuggets $ talks and im not gonna look down on a creator for taking the $ cuz that's the best help there is

love the idea that Watchers are some lovecraftian horror in tiny package

As for the idea of an STC, the Custodes did fix the Imperial Fists Phalanx with some ancient tech.

@N0TYALC

27 күн бұрын

Girl power!

@maxstr

23 күн бұрын

They did? What book was that in?

@kccustodes2618

23 күн бұрын

@@maxstr Pretty sure it was in Reagents Shadow. At the end when its wrapping up and leaving off that Sol system is once again at highest defence level. If not that the 3rd book of the Vaults of Terra series.

@maxstr

23 күн бұрын

@@kccustodes2618 it's been a while since I read that one. I wish they would go into more detail on STC stuff

@kccustodes2618

23 күн бұрын

@@maxstr They didn't say STC, it was worded like that they opened the dark vaults and brought something secret to Phalanx that restored it. Maybe it even said restored it to levels not since Dorn was alive? Anyways, they didn't say STC but it crossed my mind at the time.

Pretty sure the Siren Star is a xenos emergency broadcast beacon. Whatever cataclysm killed the system's inhabitants probably set it off, and it's been wailing into the void ever since, never meant for human ears and still managing to impart its meaning: "Please, come over here and help me!"

Weshammer: “it’s 364 days until spooky season, so it’s the perfect time to start telling spooky stories” 😅

This is exactly what I should be listening to at 1am, utterly alone and worryingly sleep deprived.

SPOOOOOKY SEASON

Just here to say that if anyone is considering using better help please look into the company first they're quite sketchy

@rognavaldrtheskald6652

5 күн бұрын

It’s also (at least looking from a lower class perspective) quite a expensive

I sometimes forget that Wes' sunny disposition can balance the grim dark.

The star to me sounds like it was fed upon by a Ctan and like the one that caused incredible pain to the Necromtyr, it causes madness in those who come near by venting its grief.

@matthewmurren2210

25 күн бұрын

There could be a possibility thats the necrons original home system but it could just be a whole ctan hiding maybe but good theory

This video made my day better. That part with the changeling and the watcher is one of the coolest things I have ever heard about in this setting.Thank you and I hope you have a good day👍

Great work! Rocking the Frost Punk in the first video. Love it! I’d kill for a crossover.

OMG Thank you love those kinds of videos. Keep up the good work man

Underneath the imperial palace in the vaults is the Emperors funko pop collection

I really wish we knew more about the watchers. Being a dark angel player and fan boy for years, I have always been hungry for more details.

Morbid and creepifying, but as long as they do it quietly. Unlike Kräkus. He's always yelling from the ditch.

What is locked inside The Dark Cells... Half-Life 3.

absolutely love all the Frostpunk artwork used in the first part

I love these mystery videos, they’re my favorites. Grimdark Story Hour is a close second. Keep it up.

MORE OF THESE KIND OF VIDEOS! These are my favorite things about w40k lore.

I always picture jawas when the watchers are mentioned

The tiny robed dudes sound like Terry Pratchett's 'Auditors' from his Discworld novels. Seems like the have the same kind of function as well ;)

@BullScrapPracEff

25 күн бұрын

It is 40k, so everything is taken from some other IP...

The Dark Cells is where they've been hiding Kitten

thx for the video, glad to see you back

Honestly I love your content ❤ I dont play war hammer but yet I watch all of your content because of how well put and interesting it is

@STRAKAZulu

27 күн бұрын

I'm here for the same reason. I have played, but never got into it. The lore on the other hand...

@Gunship888

27 күн бұрын

Same. Boring game, cool models, AMAZING LORE 😮

New wes lore vid. Hell yeah !!!!

Fr the first few panic attacks make you think your heart is dying

Yessss i love these videos, you are in your element when talking about Warhorror my guy

That thing with the multiple tongues is pure nightmare fuel! 😱

@ao1778

26 күн бұрын

Multiple tongues for... Multiple Tootsie pops.

@Trollpharius_XX

25 күн бұрын

I mean... You gotta hear me out my friend

Looking good Wes! You been lifting or cutting bro? Also good luck on your search for a recording space although your room seems to be just fine!

@BearPawSwipe

27 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

The 2nd and 11th Primarchs were taken by the Emperor and Tasked with being the Supreme Goalers of the Black Cells due to the Absolute Danger of the things imprisoned there and their ability to destroy the Imperium of Man. They were erased from the record so that no one would ever go looking for them or accidentally find out about the prison and what’s contained there in their search for the Primarchs

Wes: *Describing all the horrifying details about the Watchers in the Dark* Me: "But they're just little guys who want to go into the ball-pit"

Nowadays I am even earlier than my warhammer loving BF, all thanks to Wes

MC Guffin! That's who is locked up beneath Tara

I loved the last video a ton great work man! The Pale Wasting and other more obscure stuff in 40k is what drives my interest.

The Siren Star has so many possibilities. A c'tan hiding from the necrons in a star that it has already drained, desperately trying to call living things to it to stave off starvation, a daemonic entity bound to it calling out for pretty much the same reason, some other kind of cosmic or warp based parasite, maybe even a time based anomaly similar to what happened at Hadex. If weird sht can happen once, I don't see why it couldn't happen again.

I love how images from Frostpunk were used in the first mystery in this video.

Yo, Wes. BetterHelp was dropped from the site some 5 years ago because they were caught scamming people.

Thought: What if the Siren Star has an undiscovered C'tan feeding on it? We don't really know how the Necrontyr made contact with the Star Gods, so maybe this is how the discovered the C'tan? C'tan also find souls delicious so maybe that's why it lures in voidsmen?

I've been waiting for this video ever since you did that video on the custodis and there blood sport.🎉

The Female custodes were also kept beneath terra, until they got realesed.

@Davelantor

27 күн бұрын

I just hope Eldar are wrong and emperor survives the predicament without needing to be reborn. Because if that happens, I fear for what kind of thing emperor will be reborn as considering the climate and pushed politics.

@sirbonobo3907

27 күн бұрын

Black lesbian nonbinary using only American sign language and hates cis White Males.

@Weebash14886

27 күн бұрын

@@Davelantor We wuz the empora n shiet

@rosekilgore1966

27 күн бұрын

They are among the first ten thousand but stay mad.

@Humble-one

27 күн бұрын

@@rosekilgore1966Mad? It's a joke, bruh.

you always bring out these creepy stories during my harvest

In the book "Cypher", Hakarim fights a shadow monster that escapes from one of the cells

Yeah man!!! Always a good day when wes uploads a video!!!

the dark cells atleat contain 1 on each greater deamons for initiation purposes and testin of custodies

That’s the way, just keep your head down during the GW drama, keep being you, pushing out the most engaging 40k lore vids

@ninjaking1358

27 күн бұрын

3D printer go bbbrrrr

Love these vids man the lore is bonkers😂❤

You do a fantastic job of making creepy and mysterious sounding vids. They make me feel itchy. 10/10. Will watch again.

"All ghosts are female and has always been!" -Is what i imagine GW will say about the ghosts in the very near future.. We can't trust them to make more lore. Be careful about asking.

Did female custodes escape from the dark cells?

@juniorolson

23 күн бұрын

Lmfao, too soon…. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤭

Nice story about the frozen skull pit world. Lovecrafts influence in this mountains of madness inspired tale is blatant and well executed. This would be perfect for a pen&paper session👍

Love the videos Wes! Enjoy the less well known lore videos!

Hey Wes, im sure you started recording for this video BEFORE the recent GW controversy started. Don't feel the burden to comment on it if you don't want to. Personally i hate GW but love W40k. Instead of supporting GW by buying their tabletop minis im investing in 3D printers and pirating audiobooks Not giving GW a single penny. I dont mind if they go broke. I have full faith in the community to keep Warhammer alive. Ave Imperator

Wes please stop promoting betterhelp…

@jonathanmanard7797

27 күн бұрын

I mean he's gotta eat. they pay him, and they provide a service that seems pretty useful so what's the problem?

@reetodd9103

27 күн бұрын

@@jonathanmanard7797read into it. it’s not helpful at all

@gingfree3383

27 күн бұрын

​@jonathanmanard7797 BetterHelp is awful, many of their "psychologists" aren't even accredited and even many of those that are have far too many clients to actually give the needed help. That's just the tip of the iceberg for them. They're a terrible company, I'd recommend looking into them.

@lcuas47

26 күн бұрын

"wes please stop making a little extra money on your videos promoting something that takes up not even a tenth of the video"

@kingl33725

26 күн бұрын

Betterhelp is shady AF. Look into it. It's principal. No one shills for Established Titles anymore cause they were a scam, lol.

Love your stuff man

Love this thanks dude

The scariest thing about Warhammer 40K is Games Workshop changing decades old lore and disrespecting their fans intelligence

@Trrip000

27 күн бұрын

Cry about it

@nekiyia

27 күн бұрын

Jesus to God, you people are annoying!

@lurkingposter

27 күн бұрын

You must have shit and pissed yourself when they retconned the Necron.

@stapy7303

27 күн бұрын

Literally shut the fuck up. It's not the first time there's been a retcon, and the authors all wanted female custodians for years but weren't allowed until now

@DanielTorres-pk8dv

27 күн бұрын

Nothing wrong with change but they did it in such a dumb way. Could've been done with some 40k finesse

NO the most scary thing was a women in wk40 AHHH WOMEN

@aerea4759

27 күн бұрын

There are uncountable amounts of females in the Lore of 40k. People are upset about pandering retcons and you know it.

@upi556

27 күн бұрын

Wow mate didn’t see that was a joke ?

@AryaWolf24

27 күн бұрын

Is it pandering if nobody was asking for it? ​@@aerea4759

@pitchforksdragon1252

27 күн бұрын

The people mad about that particular GW retcon obviously haven't heard the tale of Warhammer the end times 😂

I always theorized that the Watchers in the Dark have some kind of connection to the Old Ones. Like some form of conscious remnants like a security system since Caliban contained a piece of the Dissonance engine that the Old Ones created and they only ever seem connected to things of Caliban's past like the Dark Angels and the Lion. Also, are you ever gonna do lore videos on Age of Sigmar, Wes? I'd love to see those too. Another great video

I really like that the sponsors of you and majorkill are mostly health based in nature. We as warhammer fans always get a bad rep but from what I’ve seen the war hammer community is kind, caring and empathetic. Thank you wes for being an amazing content creator and thank you my fellow fans for making a community we can all be happy to be apart of!

"Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday..." -the siren star

Yay! You did more Creepy Stuff! Can you cover the Ghoul Stars and the Death Spectres?

ayy nice to see you back uploading

I think it's mentioned in one of the lore entries that one of the warlords from the unification wars, Narthan Dune (spelling unsure) was locked away beneath the palace. If that was the case and said warlord was kept in a stasis vault or something, that could make for some fun lore down the line.

Glad to see another video full of spooksters. Had a dream it was October and when I woke up I thought the third month was October and was horrified there weren’t any of these out that late in “October.” This shows why I don’t drink.

The watchers are what remains of the old ones fighting the long war against their great mistake, the creation of chaos. Potentially only a single surviving old one appearing in multiple places simultaneously as projections.

😂 the thumbnail reminds me of those Glamour Shots stores you would see in the malls during the 90's. Amazing 🤩

This is one of my favorite subjects in all of 40k. With the Ghoul Stars.

Welcome back man!

I love all the frostpunk art that you used I love that game

This is great, love the creepy stuff!

Another banger! Love me spooky!

The watchers in the dark sound like the good mandrakes. The typical mandrakes walk through physical shadow, but the watchers walk through the shadows of time itself.

You hyped me up for spooky season ngl

I watched a few of your video and they have been very informative!!, though sometimes you ask question that make no sense, like watchers in the dark can't be demons you just read a passage that tells you they have no presence in the warp.

My head canon is that one of the Dark Cells’ occupants is a Perpetual.

I imagined your headcanon before you said it, it’s always so satisfying to hear your thoughts spoken by someone how can say them better than you, thanks!

The thing about the dark cells is that it's an opportunity to give fans a question without an answer which allows the idea of what could be there to flourish. If GW were to come out and what's in it then that not only kills all the wonder and ideas but it won't be something which everyone will agree on as being what should be down there. In this case, less is more and we're all better for it.

Another amazing vid

I think the siren star is just naturally transmitting and amplifying the echoes of the satellites of the dead planets, each of them calling out for help like an sos on a ship that sank eons ago.