Kratos vs Simping (God of War cartoon)

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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz Жыл бұрын

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  • @jaminmcready

    @jaminmcready

    Жыл бұрын

    Let’s go

  • @Amharizz

    @Amharizz

    Жыл бұрын

    Mbappé the MVP

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740

    @bonefetcherbrimley7740

    Жыл бұрын

    This is amazing. I like how they came to an understanding at the end and hugged it out. Keep up the good work.

  • @LorgarRus

    @LorgarRus

    Жыл бұрын

    SWEET

  • @lucazeroblueversion9346

    @lucazeroblueversion9346

    Жыл бұрын

    4:40 love that you used the huntsman sound effect from TF2

  • @harrisonglennie2942
    @harrisonglennie2942 Жыл бұрын

    Kratos being an actual parent for once but his face when he realised what pegging was that was gold

  • @moomoodeadcow

    @moomoodeadcow

    Жыл бұрын

    Kratos played dumb. He's from Greece. The Greeks nasty. That'd screw anything that moves.

  • @epaminon6196

    @epaminon6196

    Жыл бұрын

    Kratos: *"I will not suffer my son to be penetrated by a feeble woman! If he must be penetrated, it will be done by a manly man!"*

  • @yeeyee1666

    @yeeyee1666

    Жыл бұрын

    Finna had the SpongeBob episode hyperealistic frame moment

  • @yurmexicanguy6128

    @yurmexicanguy6128

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of Captain K'nuckles when he was impressed by the dog

  • @wealthybone2990

    @wealthybone2990

    Жыл бұрын

    It was hilarious and also Kratos talking about how the Greeks were gay and bussy was funny.

  • @thefatheroflies666
    @thefatheroflies666 Жыл бұрын

    When Kratos shouted, "Atreus get back!" That almost sounded exactly like Chris Judge.

  • @shroomso4430

    @shroomso4430

    Жыл бұрын

    Lyle can get the job done.

  • @thefatheroflies666

    @thefatheroflies666

    Жыл бұрын

    @Surviving 24 Hours I got something to tell you actually, your mom tried to keep it a secret, but, I'm your real Papa. Papa Kissinger

  • @LovingHamsters

    @LovingHamsters

    Жыл бұрын

    Right! I thought I was the only one that thought that

  • @FoxGoesSquee

    @FoxGoesSquee

    Жыл бұрын

    @Surviving 24 Hours im convinced you're a bot too

  • @jeremiahjohnson2784

    @jeremiahjohnson2784

    Жыл бұрын

    Still a bot, unless?

  • @Cheeseable69
    @Cheeseable69 Жыл бұрын

    I love how 30% of Kratos' entire body is just his shoulders

  • @sadesemolu

    @sadesemolu

    Жыл бұрын

    He just like me fr.

  • @IamCrismatic

    @IamCrismatic

    Жыл бұрын

    And his traps

  • @marcocivalerian9099

    @marcocivalerian9099

    10 ай бұрын

    After all the pull ups using Hercules dead body thats what he got

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    8 ай бұрын

    Lies again? Harvard University God Hijab

  • @Cr1tical5tr1ke

    @Cr1tical5tr1ke

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@NazriBwhat

  • @ALT2113
    @ALT2113 Жыл бұрын

    That image of Kratos' face realizing what pegging is, needs to be on a shirt.

  • @taintedgaming1.033

    @taintedgaming1.033

    Жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @hckingking

    @hckingking

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm getting it tattooed

  • @astro4458

    @astro4458

    Жыл бұрын

    Shit looks like a Spongebob clip when you pause on it too 💀

  • @tgnm9615

    @tgnm9615

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@astro4458 close up detail shots. I missed those kind of details in animations

  • @greenblueant1012

    @greenblueant1012

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah. It was hilarious. I'm the 666th liker today. Lucky me!☺️

  • @SammyEdgeINC
    @SammyEdgeINC Жыл бұрын

    Kratos walking toward the boy while scraping his axe against the wall was one of the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while

  • @vacantspace333

    @vacantspace333

    Жыл бұрын

    Ikr?

  • @christiansparks6429

    @christiansparks6429

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially after Atreus said stepmom. Kratos was probably reminded of his first wife because of that.

  • @wpBill

    @wpBill

    Жыл бұрын

    It had me fucking crying dawg 😂

  • @mikekasich836

    @mikekasich836

    Жыл бұрын

    just wait til the next one when fees shows up with a strap on 😂

  • @tkline4728

    @tkline4728

    Жыл бұрын

    I legit got a little scared and then started laughing.

  • @MotivatedSonOfSparda
    @MotivatedSonOfSparda Жыл бұрын

    Kratos seems like a calm and reasonable person

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic

    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic

    Жыл бұрын

    If the situation calls for it.

  • @mipking3975

    @mipking3975

    Жыл бұрын

    Is he a calm...and reasonable person?

  • @mr.vargas5648

    @mr.vargas5648

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mipking3975 He can be.

  • @clivah1499

    @clivah1499

    Жыл бұрын

    This is the clip you were looking for: [Hyperlink blocked] Why does the link not work, you might ask? Because you weren't looking for crap.

  • @RaidenGosling

    @RaidenGosling

    Жыл бұрын

    VERGIL!!!

  • @bonobostv1250
    @bonobostv125011 ай бұрын

    As soon as Kratos shook his head and started explaining the ancient Greek philosophy, it had me grinning.

  • @busebuse8968

    @busebuse8968

    6 ай бұрын

    Elelleğ

  • @Of_infinite_Faith
    @Of_infinite_Faith7 ай бұрын

    The part where kratos drags his ax to the pegging is just some genius story boarding

  • @DarthViperious
    @DarthViperious Жыл бұрын

    In a weird way, I feel like they perfectly captured their relationship in an absurd situation.

  • @naheleshiriki5496

    @naheleshiriki5496

    9 ай бұрын

    I mean in the entire second game more centered around their relationship. The whole thing could be boiled down to Kratos saying boy don't do that and the boy just saying nah I'mma do that.

  • @redeyesstfu
    @redeyesstfu Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Kratos would rather have his son have sex with a guy like a real man than see him be the bottom to a woman's pegging is too hilarious 😂

  • @ethribin4188

    @ethribin4188

    Жыл бұрын

    It is suprisingly in character though

  • @darkmask5933

    @darkmask5933

    Жыл бұрын

    This was very in-character for the Greeks tho, gay sex was accepted with specific caveats, the people in power should be the only one to top, if you bottomed, you were weak ... but if you were a servant or slave, it was fine, cause you were weak by definition. Depending on the time period, it was only seen as perverse when the one clearly in power chose to bottom, it was seen as a defect.

  • @nazareneoftheway3936

    @nazareneoftheway3936

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darkmask5933 that is because they saw it in nature, gay sex only occurs when one is dominating the other as a show of power and authority, their definition of what was perverse was more originally akin to r*pe than actual consensually sex, the weaker one was like you said a servant or slave, they were going to get taken whether they wanted to or not.

  • @driftingwolf0

    @driftingwolf0

    Жыл бұрын

    They were into that but call a Greek man gay, he will challenge you to a fight to the death because they were still total bros.

  • @irshq9576

    @irshq9576

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@nazareneoftheway3936 for much of history sex was about power soo actually that is more rape

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 Жыл бұрын

    Kratos saying “dingaling” is something I never knew I needed in life

  • @sidneydykes5032
    @sidneydykes5032 Жыл бұрын

    “But I don’t wanna love men from the top” that’s the best line of dialogue ever.

  • @theskullkidd3823
    @theskullkidd3823 Жыл бұрын

    The look of shock and horror on Kratos face when he realized what pegging was absolute gold

  • @Standard_01

    @Standard_01

    Жыл бұрын

    that……….was VERY chaotic

  • @francesco8320

    @francesco8320

    Жыл бұрын

    Can somebody explain me what it is? I really don’t want to search on the internet

  • @Adamnlaw

    @Adamnlaw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@francesco8320 I think the picture explains it as graphically as you would like it to be Champ.

  • @prachetasnayse9709

    @prachetasnayse9709

    Жыл бұрын

    @@francesco8320 you are too young to be here if you are asking that 😂

  • @francesco8320

    @francesco8320

    Жыл бұрын

    @@prachetasnayse9709 more like I’m don’t speak english well (I’m italian) so I don’t undestand it

  • @boomerix
    @boomerix Жыл бұрын

    The part on Greek philosophy about "the one one who receives is gay, the one who gives isn't" is historically accurate and makes this 100% better.

  • @kringle7804

    @kringle7804

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly I don't get why people think the Greeks liked gay people they attributed it to slaves and weak people they saw it as cringe

  • @michyoung77

    @michyoung77

    Жыл бұрын

    I was gonna say this lol

  • @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051

    @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051

    Жыл бұрын

    Depending on place and time

  • @Ben-rz9cf

    @Ben-rz9cf

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao yeah also the part where it technically isn't sodomy if you do it with a slave

  • @hallstadt

    @hallstadt

    Жыл бұрын

    Not really. Both Aristophanes and Plato wanted homosexuality outlawed. What they didn't want outlawed was pederasty, which is why the delineation between submission/dominance was made. It is a modern reinterpretation of typically platonic androphilic relationships that lead to its subsequent "historical accuracy."

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 Жыл бұрын

    0:47 This made the Japanese gods a target for Kratos

  • @desmonides

    @desmonides

    12 күн бұрын

    Would love for that to be part 3

  • @ChromaWRLD999
    @ChromaWRLD9995 ай бұрын

    I love how kratos is so jacked in this. He looks like those memes where 80% of his body is his shoulders

  • @tomioluwa1284
    @tomioluwa1284 Жыл бұрын

    2:49 If kratos was this surprised from finding out what pegging is I can only imagine how livid he would be if he saw artreus in a furry suit.

  • @Nashifruit

    @Nashifruit

    Жыл бұрын

    Like a horse suit...

  • @ohno7582

    @ohno7582

    Жыл бұрын

    Im sorry they are both degenerate filth but a man who wants to be pegged by a girl seems more vile than even a furry

  • @inkchariot6147

    @inkchariot6147

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean.... didn't he turn into a bear?

  • @crimsondragon1259

    @crimsondragon1259

    Жыл бұрын

    @someuser. piss off bot

  • @goufukyuserufu9728

    @goufukyuserufu9728

    Жыл бұрын

    gow becomes 40k

  • @hafurg
    @hafurg Жыл бұрын

    This is the most father-son conversation I've seen in AGES. Thank you.

  • @Bringmeoneofthosechickens

    @Bringmeoneofthosechickens

    Жыл бұрын

    ancient Greeks weren't gay so you know. That is a myth!!

  • @wellthen8953

    @wellthen8953

    Жыл бұрын

    What kind of relationship do you have

  • @hafurg

    @hafurg

    Жыл бұрын

    Well its absolutely not the "hey let's cross the world and probably some dimension risking our lives against supernatural beings" kind of relationship. But it is a relationship that, even if we argue, we end up in common ground, hugging, and telling each other "I love you". And knowing how the Atreus-Kratos relationship is, this video is quite positive in that aspect

  • @makutas-v261

    @makutas-v261

    Жыл бұрын

    *I've had

  • @Kuriofh2678

    @Kuriofh2678

    Жыл бұрын

    Wish I had a dad like yours. 🗿

  • @threelegcomedy907
    @threelegcomedy907 Жыл бұрын

    at 4:05 when he goes “ATREUS” it actually sounds so on par with the game

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 Жыл бұрын

    You guys should definitely keep making more God of War parodies.

  • @OnurTheXbot
    @OnurTheXbot Жыл бұрын

    Whoever was voicing Atreus did a damn well job.

  • @Deshoda100

    @Deshoda100

    Жыл бұрын

    that would be Tom

  • @S1rD4niel

    @S1rD4niel

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom obviously

  • @user-lm1gl5dg5y

    @user-lm1gl5dg5y

    Жыл бұрын

    They both did

  • @randymarsh9488

    @randymarsh9488

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah Kratos

  • @CameronfDrums

    @CameronfDrums

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi. New around here?

  • @EternalNightingale
    @EternalNightingale Жыл бұрын

    I lost it when kratos said “this land has corrupted you”💀

  • @eggseed6543

    @eggseed6543

    Жыл бұрын

    the valkyres triggered his mommy dommy instincts

  • @thesixthkid7689

    @thesixthkid7689

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too bro.

  • @nicak777alex9

    @nicak777alex9

    Жыл бұрын

    We are going back to Ancient Greek where you will shed your gay fantasies, and make love to men from the TOP !

  • @romanicempirium3083

    @romanicempirium3083

    Жыл бұрын

    Nordic moment

  • @neinja66469

    @neinja66469

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eggseed6543 never say that again 😭😭

  • @gfm_904
    @gfm_904 Жыл бұрын

    3:17 greatest moment on gaming history

  • @DaxtonGarn
    @DaxtonGarn Жыл бұрын

    The way he said “boy” just got me laughing every time I hear it. 😂

  • @GHOST_41278
    @GHOST_41278 Жыл бұрын

    The voice for Kratos was spot on dude, great job

  • @wadewilson8011

    @wadewilson8011

    Жыл бұрын

    Good enough.

  • @HeronSight

    @HeronSight

    Жыл бұрын

    Lyle mcdouschbag had a lot of practice in the oneyplays series of god of war.

  • @eloctherandom1214

    @eloctherandom1214

    Жыл бұрын

    If you wanna see him even more inproportionatley incorrect, look up racist mario lol

  • @GHOST_41278

    @GHOST_41278

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eloctherandom1214 a classic

  • @endryryzal718

    @endryryzal718

    Жыл бұрын

    4:06

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster Жыл бұрын

    Can I just say, the way you designed Kratos is fantastic

  • @KD-Slayer105

    @KD-Slayer105

    Жыл бұрын

    The design of Kratos looks very much like that Mario Kart video from probably 8 years ago.

  • @userfromtheinternet

    @userfromtheinternet

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KD-Slayer105 that was what I was thinking

  • @Wolf_Gaming-pf2td

    @Wolf_Gaming-pf2td

    Жыл бұрын

    @@userfromtheinternet y’all know the poster made that video right

  • @Wolf_Gaming-pf2td

    @Wolf_Gaming-pf2td

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KD-Slayer105 The poster made that video

  • @kendellunsford1551

    @kendellunsford1551

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of the tank from left 4 dead

  • @Jamesyboi135
    @Jamesyboi1358 ай бұрын

    That had the most wholesome ending and the weirdest story

  • @darkswords147
    @darkswords147 Жыл бұрын

    I love how absolutely in the zone Atreus is at the start.

  • @windexlover4921
    @windexlover4921 Жыл бұрын

    Kratos’s face of realization was priceless 😂

  • @jileel

    @jileel

    Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so freaking hard!

  • @gotoheat

    @gotoheat

    Жыл бұрын

    2:50

  • @HimHim77

    @HimHim77

    Жыл бұрын

    Kratos: WHAT IS THIS!!! THE WOMAN DOING THE POUNDING THIS CAN NOT BE!!!!!! BOI WE ARE LEAVE TO MY HOMELANDS, NOW!

  • @ZenSymphonia

    @ZenSymphonia

    Жыл бұрын

    straight outta flapjack

  • @windexlover4921

    @windexlover4921

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ZenSymphonia omg 😭

  • @DamnDraws
    @DamnDraws Жыл бұрын

    This guys are the living proof of why AI won't ever be good enough to substitute people

  • @wealthybone2990

    @wealthybone2990

    Жыл бұрын

    Huh? What made you say this?

  • @inkchariot6147

    @inkchariot6147

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wealthybone2990 Because AI lacks the kind of fucked up imagination we have.

  • @wealthybone2990

    @wealthybone2990

    Жыл бұрын

    @@inkchariot6147 I mean kinda but I've seen some shit from ai text lol.

  • @kayleptwomoons1007

    @kayleptwomoons1007

    Жыл бұрын

    @@inkchariot6147 it's just not cruel enough without being too cruel.

  • @MDG-mykys

    @MDG-mykys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@inkchariot6147 but now we just have to feed this to the neural network.

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 Жыл бұрын

    "There is no straighter work a man can do but to go to town on the bussy" is now my new commandment

  • @desmonides

    @desmonides

    12 күн бұрын

    Gay

  • @emeros8631

    @emeros8631

    11 күн бұрын

    @@desmonides Definitely. Was there any doubt ?

  • @thequestbro
    @thequestbro Жыл бұрын

    This was so wholesome. I'm glad Atreus has a good father to teach him the good path, unlike the people on twitter.

  • @michaelbread5906

    @michaelbread5906

    Жыл бұрын

    Here is the full link to deez nutz:

  • @udy12

    @udy12

    Жыл бұрын

    how do i get free robux

  • @DetectorCliche

    @DetectorCliche

    Жыл бұрын

    @@udy12 You look like you could use some good financial advice. You should reach out to my guy Mr. Phony McBullshitpants.

  • @ghesh9423

    @ghesh9423

    Жыл бұрын

    That's because Twitter users have daddy issues

  • @sup1602

    @sup1602

    Жыл бұрын

    Well with the great musk purging going on maybe twitter won't be a giant steaming turd, still a turd but smaller.

  • @blmaners93
    @blmaners936 ай бұрын

    2:49 when you saw the most cursed images on Google.

  • @stormtroopertk8
    @stormtroopertk8 Жыл бұрын

    2:47 I was on the ground in tears with this face 😂

  • @ricecracked7565
    @ricecracked7565 Жыл бұрын

    Getting Kratos and Atreus on a family talk show to discuss Atreus' simping would be absolutely amazing Edit: DAMN OK thanks for the likes everyone!!😭

  • @arvadelglass3707

    @arvadelglass3707

    Жыл бұрын

    It's looks like something out of meatcanyon

  • @Ralathar44

    @Ralathar44

    Жыл бұрын

    It was good advice too on the Simping "No, you're giving over too much of yourself" IE you've lost the balance of power in the relationship and you're just letting yourself get used...which inevitably results in your getting abused or hurt.

  • @0001captainawesome

    @0001captainawesome

    Жыл бұрын

    I want to see them on Dr. Phill now. Oh I can imagine it perfectly 😂👏

  • @ArrowThrills

    @ArrowThrills

    Жыл бұрын

    @@0001captainawesome yooo that would be great 🤣, hopefully Flashgitz sees this comments

  • @michalmikes5286

    @michalmikes5286

    Жыл бұрын

    It would be simply amazing

  • @dafungazzzz4573
    @dafungazzzz4573 Жыл бұрын

    I love how he still retains the physique from racist Mario

  • @SirPlayzAlot

    @SirPlayzAlot

    Жыл бұрын

    Finnaly! Someone noticed!

  • @giovannibramlia5668

    @giovannibramlia5668

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed 🤝 💪

  • @allenfernandez-

    @allenfernandez-

    Жыл бұрын

    His design was inmaculate.

  • @franfate5140

    @franfate5140

    Жыл бұрын

    @@allenfernandez- Oh yes!

  • @JessieTheGinger
    @JessieTheGinger Жыл бұрын

    "begging for red orbs like a good little boy" 😂😂😂 he knows!!

  • @spunkinator5000
    @spunkinator5000 Жыл бұрын

    Holy moly that was great. Got the day off I suppose I'll be watching your entire library today! Thanks!

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody Жыл бұрын

    3:08 I love how that back hand had zero force behind it, just the weight of his arms moving knocked him down 🤣🤣

  • @isaacpedroza9231

    @isaacpedroza9231

    Жыл бұрын

    I lost it there😂😂

  • @maximtsai1856

    @maximtsai1856

    Жыл бұрын

    It really shows how much Kratos cares when he has the might to slay gods but can't bear to discipline the boy any harder than what amounts to a firm pat.

  • @Pdudi
    @Pdudi Жыл бұрын

    This Spongebob face when he explained the pegging. KILLED ME!

  • @Quizack

    @Quizack

    Жыл бұрын

    Ren & Stimpy did it first.

  • @Pdudi

    @Pdudi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Quizack Thats correct. But why mention it?

  • @Quizack

    @Quizack

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Pdudi That’s how conversations work bro. A subject is bought up, people reply with relevant comments, and discussions evolve. I didn’t mean to get you worked up over it. I just thought it was relevant.

  • @Pdudi

    @Pdudi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Quizack What Made you think that Iam worked Up? I Just asked a simple question. We just seem to converse differently.

  • @Quizack

    @Quizack

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Pdudi Yeah maybe. You just seemed a little eager for me to explain my intent with such a simple observation, that it seemed you were overly suspicious of it. My comment just seemed relevant at the time because Ren & Stimpy popularised that style and I know people find that stuff interesting. Maybe I could have worded it differently to avoid this.

  • @bulldozer600
    @bulldozer600 Жыл бұрын

    OK, I have never watched a sponcered advert (I skip through them) but in every video you have made with one in, I am waiting for it just cause they are so hilarious! Love your videos Flashgitz. Love the sponsor ends!

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 Жыл бұрын

    The look on Kratos face with the eyes bulging... Comedy Gold

  • @josephjohnson5415
    @josephjohnson5415 Жыл бұрын

    That was wholesome. Dads don't let sons simp. And everyone knows that the "fertility" goddess was just ancient wank material that survives to this day.

  • @RavagersPrey

    @RavagersPrey

    Жыл бұрын

    There's a theory that it isn't a "fertility" goddess it's actually just a woman's body from a first person perspective looking down, the proportions don't make any sense otherwise as humans couldn't have gotten that fat as hunter gatherers.

  • @josephjohnson5415

    @josephjohnson5415

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RavagersPrey how would we the the sizes of people? You think they didn't have fat loud women eating all the mammoth and complaining her "hunter/gather husband needs to find a better job to support all her kids." Imagine if all the "hot" figurines got "thumbed" so hard that non survived, only the fatties.

  • @longschlongjohnson6470

    @longschlongjohnson6470

    Жыл бұрын

    @RavagersPrey eh, prehistoric humans that were smart enough to make art were smart enough to imagine women with bigger titties and fatter thighs.

  • @RavagersPrey

    @RavagersPrey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@longschlongjohnson6470 The statue is an obese woman, how could anyone get that fat in prehistory?

  • @RavagersPrey

    @RavagersPrey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@josephjohnson5415 How many obese animals do you see in the wild?

  • @jnicholaswildcat
    @jnicholaswildcat Жыл бұрын

    Kratos’ faces when the realization of what pegging hits is absolutely nuts lol 😂

  • @Zaxares

    @Zaxares

    Жыл бұрын

    I was half expecting Atreus to explain that the girl in the last pic was actually futa and THEN see what Kratos' reaction is. XD

  • @christopherhawkins6985

    @christopherhawkins6985

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Zaxares same bro lol

  • @RE4uk

    @RE4uk

    Жыл бұрын

    Ren & stimpy animation or spongebob for the youngers.

  • @sheogorath-the-incrazy
    @sheogorath-the-incrazy Жыл бұрын

    I love how gentle he is pitting down his axe

  • @evifnoskcaj
    @evifnoskcaj Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, this is the most wholesome one yet.

  • @trevinwolverine1904
    @trevinwolverine1904 Жыл бұрын

    "As long as you are the top of any relationship, it is fine by me."

  • @jman217

    @jman217

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, Tops don't raise their kids to grow up to be bottoms. 😂

  • @phgamer4393

    @phgamer4393

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean this is basically the middle east

  • @mathgasm8484

    @mathgasm8484

    Жыл бұрын

    That was actually Roman law the top is always the person of higher social class thus slaves are always bottoms.

  • @nickridley3772
    @nickridley3772 Жыл бұрын

    The fact he showed the eagle wing torture at the end is just insane

  • @nickridley3772

    @nickridley3772

    Жыл бұрын

    Actual name "death eagle"

  • @RiotDemon

    @RiotDemon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickridley3772 always heard of it referred to as a blood eagle.

  • @swissball99

    @swissball99

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickridley3772 it was only certainly used once

  • @masterPNDA1234

    @masterPNDA1234

    Жыл бұрын

    @@swissball99 i searched it up and it’s called « blood eagle » everywhere I’ve looked

  • @masterPNDA1234

    @masterPNDA1234

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RiotDemon you’re right it is blood eagle

  • @psychofilm6976
    @psychofilm69767 ай бұрын

    2:48 When you grow up with Disney movies and think the original was also for kids but then when you’re older and see how dark the original story’s was.

  • @MagicXStallion
    @MagicXStallion Жыл бұрын

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

  • @alvaroromero8745
    @alvaroromero8745 Жыл бұрын

    2:50 is the face of true horror, one that I would never imagine upon Kratas face. Impressive depiction.

  • @hopekill1498

    @hopekill1498

    Жыл бұрын

    This will become a meme template 😂

  • @cristinagomez3283

    @cristinagomez3283

    Жыл бұрын

    Me when I put the baby to sleep and put the pizza in the oven: 😀 The oven starts crying and the pizza is in the crib:

  • @NetralFN

    @NetralFN

    Жыл бұрын

    Goofy ahh Spongebob moments

  • @ArrowThrills

    @ArrowThrills

    Жыл бұрын

    2:50 Kratos face is priceless, he knew what was up lmfaoo 🤣☠️😭😈🥵

  • @ArrowThrills

    @ArrowThrills

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @KaryonTheirStory
    @KaryonTheirStory Жыл бұрын

    1:03 the head turn got me 😂😂😂

  • @rand0mmand0

    @rand0mmand0

    Жыл бұрын

    It got me too bro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mkstar12

    @mkstar12

    Жыл бұрын

    The scraping of the axe on the wall afterwards added more.

  • @jocote1062

    @jocote1062

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh your mom got me

  • @sam1_2_1

    @sam1_2_1

    Жыл бұрын

    And the music in the background

  • @garymcderp1146
    @garymcderp114613 күн бұрын

    “There truly is no straighter work a man can do than to go to town… on the bussy” 😂

  • @joshmanuel7215
    @joshmanuel7215 Жыл бұрын

    I loved this video! Even the sponsorship at the end, it was so entertaining

  • @suprshin
    @suprshin Жыл бұрын

    This is the calmest version of Kratos ever.

  • @mr.vargas5648

    @mr.vargas5648

    Жыл бұрын

    Boy?

  • @daenite2480

    @daenite2480

    Жыл бұрын

    A calm and a reasonable person

  • @lesgosn5036

    @lesgosn5036

    Жыл бұрын

    Man these comments are

  • @GarbajeCan

    @GarbajeCan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lesgosn5036 all bots

  • @keynanmartinez

    @keynanmartinez

    Жыл бұрын

    His character development is great

  • @Trew062
    @Trew062 Жыл бұрын

    I love how they still made Atreus not say the things about sex. He can draw but not explain the specifics of it. Like Ryuji that swears except saying fk.

  • @lonewolfxmohaa
    @lonewolfxmohaa Жыл бұрын

    I love how Kratos just casually back handed Atreus to the ground lol

  • @bharrison7119
    @bharrison711928 күн бұрын

    Most wholesome thing ive seen all month

  • @taitenguerrero2030
    @taitenguerrero2030 Жыл бұрын

    3:07 is just great, the way he barley taps him

  • @mr.l8723

    @mr.l8723

    Жыл бұрын

    Discipline tap😂

  • @True_Luke

    @True_Luke

    Жыл бұрын

    @DagonFrazer2 jk

  • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
    @anjaneyasreetrout2444 Жыл бұрын

    Holy fuck...... Atreus actually got a small mustache

  • @piercesable344

    @piercesable344

    Жыл бұрын

    "That's puberty for ya."- Brok

  • @Dude_Diligence

    @Dude_Diligence

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it?

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 Жыл бұрын

    Why did this end so well? I love it lmao!

  • @gpoenthusiast393real4
    @gpoenthusiast393real4 Жыл бұрын

    bro whoever voiced this kratos is literally perfect 💀🙏

  • @nblhrt92
    @nblhrt92 Жыл бұрын

    This was strangely.... wholesome.

  • @edsoncastillo7357

    @edsoncastillo7357

    Жыл бұрын

    @someuser. W 🫵

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Жыл бұрын

    I mean Atreus is from Greek descent, it's only natural for him.

  • @pawepojnar2968

    @pawepojnar2968

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@p o p god damn bot

  • @54032Zepol

    @54032Zepol

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup Greeks sexual desire went further from human like goats and dogs, typical Greeks

  • @DaddyDynastic

    @DaddyDynastic

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like Kratos said being the top isn't gay

  • @ArbiterofTruth

    @ArbiterofTruth

    Жыл бұрын

    @DagonFrazer2If you mean furries. I'm all for it!

  • @Qlipphoth

    @Qlipphoth

    Жыл бұрын

    Son, what the fuck is wrong with your profile image?

  • @crabman2010
    @crabman2010 Жыл бұрын

    "I would do anything for my pigglywiggly"

  • @ryushogun9890
    @ryushogun9890 Жыл бұрын

    omg, I'm legit very scared by how much quality smooth character movements and nice humor this has..

  • @hopekill1498
    @hopekill1498 Жыл бұрын

    I love the commitment these guys put on their sponsor's lmao

  • @turosechil8798

    @turosechil8798

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah one of the few occasions where i dont mind being fed an ad.

  • @Lunk42

    @Lunk42

    Жыл бұрын

    Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only times I watch ads.

  • @slimebunny5700

    @slimebunny5700

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I wish more effort was put into ads. People would genuinely become intrested in the product that way.

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays Жыл бұрын

    ok never expected a flashgitz video to end on a wholesome note

  • @fortheloveofallthingsholy2706

    @fortheloveofallthingsholy2706

    Жыл бұрын

    That African fertility statue is pretty funny, and it's also accurate. Which is strange to see

  • @helton3425

    @helton3425

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 the fertility statue was the first Waifu...

  • @phaolo6

    @phaolo6

    Жыл бұрын

    At least until the horrifying ad lol

  • @heritic1hero
    @heritic1hero Жыл бұрын

    "I won't raise a gay boy, but I don't see how that has to do with anything." I laughed so hard at that. It's so perfect. Great writing dudes!!!

  • @heritic1hero

    @heritic1hero

    Жыл бұрын

    @Dagon Frazer the fuq?

  • @ashcrimson4104

    @ashcrimson4104

    Жыл бұрын

    @@heritic1hero bots

  • @nicak777alex9

    @nicak777alex9

    Жыл бұрын

    The fun part is that they are historically accurate, in ancient Greece and Roman culture being submissive was disgusting, but being the top was actually fine, being the bottom is what made you a woman.

  • @bensoncheung2801

    @bensoncheung2801

    Жыл бұрын

    777 👍

  • @ashcrimson4104

    @ashcrimson4104

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nicak777alex9 Here in the middle east they think the same sadly

  • @JustThatGuyPal
    @JustThatGuyPal Жыл бұрын

    "Both figures in this drawing have dingalings." - Kratos 2022

  • @rBlack_909
    @rBlack_909 Жыл бұрын

    3:59, his no is so fucking 🤣🤣

  • @ExcidiumPlanar
    @ExcidiumPlanar Жыл бұрын

    Funny enough, when Kratos explains at 1:47, it is historically accurate.

  • @vladimirdragonov3138

    @vladimirdragonov3138

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was the Roman's that had those rules

  • @BuetifullPersun

    @BuetifullPersun

    Жыл бұрын

    Greeks also smash lil boiz

  • @bluecanine3374

    @bluecanine3374

    Жыл бұрын

    It was true for old Norse culture too. Being a bottom brought Ergi amd calling a man argr was a serious accusation and grounds for a duel. Sedr magic was considered ergi so basically wizards were gay.

  • @oldluke7653

    @oldluke7653

    Жыл бұрын

    Ergo Gaaaaaaay

  • @HaloForgeUltra

    @HaloForgeUltra

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually, while Plato believed this, saying that having sex with a man raised as a goal would be more masculine. Aristotle pointed out that a twink has both the fa**otry of a female in terms of hobbies and personality, and is a man. Whereas a tomboy is the superior choice because they don't have gay hobbies like fashion and such but instead sports and stuff a man can enjoy with them, but it's still a women. Personally, I'm with Aristotle.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio Жыл бұрын

    "I know all about your little Quick Time Events. Begging for Red Orbs like a good little boy." LOL

  • @jacec933notatallemo5
    @jacec933notatallemo56 ай бұрын

    1:53-2:08 is how I’m gonna talk to my kids

  • @AG-ek3qd
    @AG-ek3qd Жыл бұрын

    This is a masterpiece XD. Every line is memeable goldmine.

  • @Engeldemuerte
    @Engeldemuerte Жыл бұрын

    I love how Kratos' philosophy is just prison rules lol

  • @Spenway18

    @Spenway18

    Жыл бұрын

    And historically accurate to the Greeks and Romans. "Fuckin is fine, but getting fucked is gay"

  • @lornajames

    @lornajames

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes sir

  • @kristjanmatanovic8722

    @kristjanmatanovic8722

    Жыл бұрын

    Well it's basically what the Greeks believed back then

  • @xKingx16

    @xKingx16

    Жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, What Kratos was saying was true. Being gay was fine, just not being a bottom.

  • @essaadeel3676

    @essaadeel3676

    Жыл бұрын

    The Greeks and Romans believed in this, in Roman society two Roman men can't have sex because the Roman man that was the bottom would be disgraced in Roman society having sex with a slave was okay since slaves aren't Roman citizens but the slave should be on the bottom. In Greek society on the other hand teachers and pupils had sex and the pupil would always be the bottom as was tradition after this is done the pupil would go on to live life as a straight man.

  • @thebearmon5140
    @thebearmon5140 Жыл бұрын

    Soo heart warming, I wish every dad begins finding what his son's interests are with "We must discuss your perversions".

  • @juandalepringle7124
    @juandalepringle7124 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that it is actually in the game makes it even better

  • @EricN64
    @EricN645 ай бұрын

    1:43 An inspiring philosophy. The Greeks were truly the greatest 🫡.

  • @nabareru
    @nabareru Жыл бұрын

    2:47 this freaking killed me lmao. The face is just 👌

  • @Envoy_Intuition

    @Envoy_Intuition

    Жыл бұрын

    Imperium vs Kratos crossover episode would be dope lol

  • @crimsondragon1259

    @crimsondragon1259

    Жыл бұрын

    @its-time you became the very thing you svore to destroy

  • @Oz_Rion
    @Oz_Rion Жыл бұрын

    2:49 can't stop laughing at this 😂

  • @devilripper913

    @devilripper913

    9 ай бұрын

    Looks like a cartoon

  • @Harryerpoow

    @Harryerpoow

    4 ай бұрын

    Especially SpongeBob.

  • @average-art3222

    @average-art3222

    4 ай бұрын

    Pov; You Realised Your a sub bottom.

  • @michaelclarke9937
    @michaelclarke99379 ай бұрын

    This gets Better each time I watch it.

  • @KonRoge11
    @KonRoge11 Жыл бұрын

    This has no business being this good

  • @unstableanimations
    @unstableanimations Жыл бұрын

    As someone who does frame by frame animation on KZread, I must say it's impressive how this channel can get content out through rigs.

  • @tgi3d881

    @tgi3d881

    Жыл бұрын

    They do a lot of motion tweens with more focus on facial animation. I really like their stuff. But it is far from frame by frame. They do a lot of industry tricks so they can post more than one vid a year like harry partridge. While it not be frame by frame like the old school, their work is very professional and exceeds the quality of plenty large budget shows

  • @sunsetgames2622
    @sunsetgames2622 Жыл бұрын

    That actually ended more wholesome than I thought. Something about God of War and it teaching harsh lessons to others to learn from has always been good story telling material. We do not simp! We work on ourselves and the flaws we are burdened with to better ourselves. “We must be better.”

  • @Snipe6654official
    @Snipe6654official Жыл бұрын

    The face of disappointment from Atreus was hilarious 1:18

  • @wassupyoutube6322
    @wassupyoutube6322 Жыл бұрын

    “That one’s step mom” bro could have just told him anything else rather than “step-mom”💀

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 Жыл бұрын

    Kratos: There are consequences to the unrealistic standards set by porn! Atreus: Why? How do you know? How do you know?!?!

  • @midlykhaizen1426
    @midlykhaizen1426 Жыл бұрын

    The way he just scrapes the wall with his axe while walking to Atreus when he said: "step mom"

  • @busebuse8968

    @busebuse8968

    6 ай бұрын

    Dşdşd

  • @fewzanwashere

    @fewzanwashere

    5 ай бұрын

    that is actually one hell of a detail I missed out

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 Жыл бұрын

    This had a surprisingly wholesome ending.

  • @wo0topia
    @wo0topia Жыл бұрын

    The ad read was almost as good as the video, I just found your channel and Im subbed, ILU BB

  • @kyoga4677
    @kyoga4677 Жыл бұрын

    I love the creak, it's like a resident evil door

  • @BlackringIII
    @BlackringIII Жыл бұрын

    Kratos's horrified face looked like something out of flapjack and was wonderful

  • @Sam-vz8pm
    @Sam-vz8pm Жыл бұрын

    Kratos' face of horror had me rolling

  • @teranceperaza2516
    @teranceperaza2516 Жыл бұрын

    “Both figures have dingalings”💀

  • @jaimebatista4624
    @jaimebatista4624 Жыл бұрын

    Bro, it actually never accrued to me that Kratos never had “the talk” with Atreus.

  • @PlebNC

    @PlebNC

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair, they have greater priorities at the time. What with Ragnarok and all...

  • @kevting4512

    @kevting4512

    Жыл бұрын

    If you returned to Sindri's house post-game, Kratos will asked Mimir if he done enough with preparing Atreus to survive on his own, especially with "wooing"

  • @Jan_Iedema

    @Jan_Iedema

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s a little piece of dialogue about just that in the game

  • @thegreatrobin2329

    @thegreatrobin2329

    Жыл бұрын

    “Did you teach Atreus how to… woo?” “Aye.”

  • @anjaneyasreetrout2444

    @anjaneyasreetrout2444

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PotatoeSnow Ayo wtf?

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions Жыл бұрын

    Seriously, you guys are about the only people I would watch the sponsored commercials without fast forwarding through them because you do them so flipping funny!

  • @0miy0
    @0miy0 Жыл бұрын

    Love how everything has stepped up

  • @tranquiltygar5930
    @tranquiltygar59303 ай бұрын

    This is so well made

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