Jesus hits Kratos with the unblockable I Forgive You combo and Kratos will instantly fall to his knees, weeping

@billobejero6290

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@Fsatsmeltyblood

Жыл бұрын

Jesus thing he acr johny 💀

@lucrativefiles904

Жыл бұрын

I want that in the next game 😂😂

@martinjugolin2087

Жыл бұрын

That I dont want to see, he kinda already did anyway

@lastson5014

Жыл бұрын

Kratos: Boy come give me a hug

Jesus prolly the one kratos has been looking for, he prolly would cure his nightmares and regrets.

@MrGaMeR-vf5py

Жыл бұрын

Actually it'd be really cool if this how the series ended as a whole after the Devs have done everything they wanted to with it ofc

@sincore777

Жыл бұрын

@@MrGaMeR-vf5py ohhh that would be so cool. Kratos finally having peace within his soul

@idontknowrn3714

Жыл бұрын

@@MrGaMeR-vf5py I can see this happening at the end of Egypt saga

@pendomn5914

Жыл бұрын

And Kratos would finally smile for the first time in years

@ericalexcantero8249

Жыл бұрын

Ok now thats a brilliant way to end the franchise

Kratos: “Why is he just a balding middle aged man?” Jesus: has more hair than Kratos ever did.

@NewBetaMarioSeries

3 ай бұрын

Middle-aged, maybe...balding...not even close...

@diplo727

3 ай бұрын

That what supposed to be Jesus' line.

@hyrachine8573

2 ай бұрын

rofl

@alext2566

3 күн бұрын

Jesus was like 33 when he died, hardly middle aged

Kratos : "After everything I've done you are just going to forgive me?" Jesus : *Yes*

@jcbarron2783

3 ай бұрын

Psidons princess:

@Florida--Man

3 ай бұрын

*young kratos pops into existence and starts beating the shit out of jesus*

@sirephraimgrayson202

3 ай бұрын

kratos: convert to christianity

@nohaypanseco4239

3 ай бұрын

Because Kratos would have to ask Jesus for forgiveness if Jesus, for Kratos, is another god than all those he knew or faced.

@viper-sd2vs

2 ай бұрын

​@@Florida--Manyour funny Jesus will smack your soul at the end😂

With how mature Kratos has gotten, I don't think he'd want to fight Jesus at all especially given how peaceful Jesus is.

@mr.controversial-L

Жыл бұрын

When you speak the truth no one with see it

@RSJ999

Жыл бұрын

If u can't recognise a wolf in sheeps cloats, then ur fucked. Gods are misunderstood, just as all the "devils" or simply satans around different mythologys..

@garganrose

Жыл бұрын

I have a theory that sometime between God of war 3 and Norse mythology God of war Kratos actually met Jesus and that's why he's calmed down so much.

@rquantum7754

11 ай бұрын

@@garganrose wut .d

@RAAM855

11 ай бұрын

He'd see it as a confirmation that God's are no longer assholes who do not mingle with mortals out of arrogance but are now genuine beings that want to spread the message of goodwill and peace. So he'd see people like Jesus, Buddha, and realize he can finally rest and be in peace. That God's are shining away from intimidating man with wrath but now see to inspire man.

He'd probably just give him a hug tbh

@addictedtochocolate920

Жыл бұрын

That's so wholesome to think about

@teodorcornea7014

Жыл бұрын

Jesus does love you indisputably, so yeah, it's probably right

@doge2629

Жыл бұрын

His hug then crush jesus

@ghsbadgerfgb8953

Жыл бұрын

@@doge2629 How will he crush Jesus

@bmprimer7809

Жыл бұрын

@@ghsbadgerfgb8953 he'll crush him with brotherly friendship

I think a cool way to "kinda" introduce Jesus in the game, but not really, would be Kratos and Mimir wandering on middle east for some reason, and Kratos is having problems that not even mimir can find a reasonable way to solve, they find a normal dude chilling alone, dude offers Kratos some bread, asks Kratos why he looks worried, they have a chill chat, guy gives Kratos a life changing advice, a tap on the shoulder then leaves... mimir bafled says something like: who was tha lad? that's some god-like wisdom right there, and he wasn't terrified by me, which is even more impressive- than Kratos replies: sometimes men can be wiser than gods, even the young. mimir: I can see that... no big thing/reveal, etc... just give us a subtle hint about who he is in the conversation, for me that would be great. oh, and also a good buff to Kratos in-game health regen, cuz, c'mon, Jesus touched his shoulder...

@GibbsonTV

Жыл бұрын

absolutely agree

@the_marvelous_one

5 ай бұрын

I don't think Jesus should be in the game but ok

@arthurbrandonnielsen

4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a story I once read where a bunch of aliens time travel and unintentionally meet Jesus as a boy. They don't realize it was him until later, at which point they look at each other asking, "We're not dead? Why are we not dead?"

@gektoast4968

4 ай бұрын

@@the_marvelous_onehe was considered to be in the original story

@twilightcyber4543

4 ай бұрын

If this happens, Jonathan Roumie should voice Jesus, that man was born to play Jesus

Jesus turns water to wine in front of Kratos Kratos: Dionysus, you survived…

@avacado4706

9 күн бұрын

that's actually smart lol

@juanmanuelcardona19

9 күн бұрын

@@avacado4706 Dionysus had the power to turn water into wine in Greek Mythology

I like the serious look on Jesus' face at the end. Man's about to give up pacifism and dish out some holy spirit.

@FistyMcBeef0001

Жыл бұрын

YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL, BROTHER, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH

@MenacingTato69420

Жыл бұрын

@@FistyMcBeef0001 Lol Judas got destroyed

@lancetheking7524

Жыл бұрын

"In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, *blast"*

@leobuana7430

Жыл бұрын

More like "that's little levia,my little levia,why?"

@3D-seb

Жыл бұрын

nah man kristainity is fcked up so many fckn ppl are dead because of it

Kratos: i will kill all gods ! Jesus: Thank you my brother. I'm willing to die for you. You will be forgiven with all your sins and be redeemed by my blood. Kratos............🥺 Really?

@mr.patriotjol

Жыл бұрын

Kratos- what about my nightmares? Jesus: Yes my son! All you have to do is kill me. Kratos- I should’ve come here long time ago

@MalosiVA

Жыл бұрын

Imagine Jesus dies and the ashes of his family fade away

@doge2629

Жыл бұрын

Fuck jesus.

@zogtheunkillableurluk7986

Жыл бұрын

@@doge2629 dude,way to ruin the mood, gettin' all serious n shit.

@VergilSparda..

Жыл бұрын

@@doge2629 ofc a furry would say such sins as your a sin yourself (I don't belive in God but still have my respects so tbh your a worthless ass bitch for this commet)

“Before the dragon, I am” and with that line, Kratos understands and falls to his knees, asking for forgiveness

@AstaXNoelle

2 ай бұрын

Is the dragon Satan? If so then Kratos bowing to Jesus would be so crazy

@t.rexking441

21 күн бұрын

@@AstaXNoelleThere actually is a Dragon with seven heads that represents Satan in the Book of Revelations. The dragon is defeated by the forces of Heaven and thrown back into the lake of fire.

@AstaXNoelle

21 күн бұрын

@@t.rexking441 makes you wonder how powerful angels gotta be. Bro I swear imagine seeing DBZ style angels fighting demons like that. Crazy

@t.rexking441

21 күн бұрын

@@AstaXNoelle According to 2 Kings 19:35 and Isaiah 37:36, a single Angel was enough to kill 185,000 soldiers. Although I’m not sure if these verses are meant to imply the Angel being literally or metaphorically present. Either way, Jesus is shown to have even more power and authority than the Angels. In His sheer presence, demons would go on their knees and all they could do was beg Him not to cast them back into hell before their appointed time.

Jesus holding a giant cross like that looks insanely good, imagine him in a souls game

"How would Kratos fight Jesus" Tbh it's simple, he won't. Unless they plan to twist christianity to a more grim thing, Jesus canonically has always been a chill dude

@Toadster115

Жыл бұрын

He definitely will not. What he can fight, however are other angels or even God, because he's not very nice, killing people with floods and all. Add lucifer or whatever and you have some material to work with. The god of war series tends to twist things a bit and put spins on them. There's no way you can twist Jesus to be straight up evil, I think. At worst, he could be made into a douchebag or self centered but with how Kratos has evolved as a character, that won't be enough to make Kratos kill him.

@ghostdiaper5927

Жыл бұрын

Jesus was chill but God is a dick.

@OTMisery

Жыл бұрын

@@Toadster115 Unfortunately unless they change the lore Jesus would basically cease to exist if he sinned. It would make more sense for Kratos to assist God by taking out demons or people who have taken demon power.

@domquixote2780

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if this kind of thing would be possible - if Jesus exists, mean that his father also exists. YHWH be like: You touched my boy? Aight - *delete*.

@generaliv8658

Жыл бұрын

Biblically accurate angels would be a very interesting concept to work with.

Nah, Kratos would kill him first, then Jesus would resurrect and go to Katros, hug him and say "I forgive you, son, for everything" then Kratos would shed a single tear and both would just skips into the horizon

@marcxworld5708

Жыл бұрын

Jesus is such a homie

@Giovayo

Жыл бұрын

Although that'd be pretty boring

@marcxworld5708

Жыл бұрын

@@Giovayo I'd rather it be boring than completely changing Jesus to the point that it's not Jesus anymore

@deshawnwilliams6939

Жыл бұрын

@@marcxworld5708 Exactly

@Giovayo

Жыл бұрын

@@marcxworld5708 I mean, God of War is characterized by giving a twist to the gods we all know and someone even pray to, Odin is not at all like the asatruar believe he is, so, shit happens buddy, but as long as it's entertaining there's nothing bad about it.

It'd be a great way to end the series as well. After all the fighting and endless nightmares, Kratos would finally meet someone who's able to bring him peace

Jesus in Gospels: Peaceful regular guy, with birthday tricks and some re-animate spells. Jesus in Revelation: Absolute might that exists beyond the concept of time.

Imagine Kratos fighting along side Jesus. And the Weapons and Armor Jesus would have.

@lachydragneel

Жыл бұрын

For Jesus's neutral attack he wields a *gun*

@disqtiq6438

Жыл бұрын

For Jesus' Passive He Revives After 3 Days If He ever Fall in battle

@fuu9818

Жыл бұрын

Imagine him killing Jesus

@camasdfghjk

Жыл бұрын

@@fuu9818 he couldnt

@bmprimer7809

Жыл бұрын

kratos would see jesus dying on the cross, noticing the land dying as well, and then the rest of the game would be ressurecting jesus and it takes three days to accomplish, with freya lending her wings to kratos resulting in everyone thinking kratos is an angel at the end with some fights with demons and killing satan interspersed through out as bosses with maybe judas as a catalyst for meeting satan in the first place or something idk 🤷‍♂️

Okay so in case anyone didn't know this: Apparently one of the endings considered for GOW 3 would've involved Kratos killing the Norse and the Egyptian gods after they tried to fill the power vaccum left in greece by Kratos' destruction of the Greek Pantheon. He would've then become one of the 3 wise men and visited Jesus Christ at his birth

@jojogacha974

Жыл бұрын

Nah the 3 wise men would have all been kratos because he would hire Egyptian kratos and Norse kratos

@shanegawales5121

Жыл бұрын

Hey Zeus

@Fatjawjuice

Жыл бұрын

The 3 wise men were his Norse and Egyptian pantheon counterparts.

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

That's pretty close actually, but its actually "kratos meets the Norse and Egyptian versions of kratos, and then they become the 3 wise men"

@MxTeeee

Жыл бұрын

Herod: So all 3 of you are named Kratos?

Jacksepticeye's voiceover makes this perfect.

Kratos: "I killed Dragons before this..." Jesus: "I killed THE Dragon" (casually tosses lucifer into bottomless pit)

Imagine a God of War game with biblically accurate angels and demons

@TowDow3

Жыл бұрын

kratos vs a 6 winged angel. EPIC AF.

@jacksoncaswell2.0

Жыл бұрын

@@TowDow3 more accurately kratos vs a 10 winged-200 eyed floating star shaped creature

@SpongeMann

Жыл бұрын

Kratos would get folded

@leofromli8961

Жыл бұрын

Biblical angels are stronger than any false gods in mythology’s.

@starhammer5247

Жыл бұрын

@@leofromli8961 That just sounds like fanaticism. Leave the strength gauging to the power scalers.

Jesus: "Watch this!" *turns water into wine* Kratos: "Hmm... You remind me of Dionysius."

@gilangraka8129

Жыл бұрын

Jesus:who is this Dionysius person?

@L0LZZYT69

Жыл бұрын

@@gilangraka8129 kratos: that wine guy 50 blocks away

@jackdaleggett7184

Жыл бұрын

Jesus: "oh yh, it was sad to see him go" Turns out Jesus has been slowly absorbing God's and gaining their power on behalf of the Christian God and believes every goal of his is heaven sent even if it is selfish and harms millions

@hankbarcelona7314

Жыл бұрын

"You say you were tortured, killed, and came back? Yep, definitely Dionysus."

@drownedzephyr

Жыл бұрын

@@L0LZZYT69 be careful if he catches you calling him wine guy he'll probably turn you into a dolphin

I want a longer version to this, its too funny to only be 30 seconds 😂

let be real if kratos saw jesus, he would probably just continue on with his day and not care

Kratos would see Jesus turn water into wine and be like, "Holy shit! Atreus, you're good with languages. Speak Aramaic and get him on our side."

@edianexcluido

Жыл бұрын

Atreus: Yes Father...

@haloarbiter2027

Жыл бұрын

No no no. "Holy Shit. BOY"

@-frostyfire-5449

Жыл бұрын

*SPEAK, BOY!*

@phastherlight823

Жыл бұрын

Jesus: Watch your profanity. 😳

@nutshot_brawler8466

Жыл бұрын

You know, what'd hilarious; if Atreus could eventually gain the ability to speak in tongues

Jesus is the chillest guy I’ve seen lol

@vito6197

Жыл бұрын

fr fr

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

Read about Him and His teachings and than see who He is

@legendaryfrolox6285

Жыл бұрын

@@electric1150 he super nice

@legendaryfrolox6285

Жыл бұрын

@@electric1150 cured a guys blindness but I wish I was blind after witnessing a furry vore thing on the internet on accident

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

@@legendaryfrolox6285 He is but He can be terrifying as well. And what do you mean about that last thing you wrote because I cannot understand it

"Why is he just a guy?" You keep saying that until he teaches you the secrets of the duplication glitch. Just go from feeding five thousand hungry souls to killing five thousand enemies, and you'd have a fresh weapon for every single one.

Kratos fighting the 7 Deadly sins would be so peak

Bro I feel like once Kratos said I killed a dragon Jesus got so mad and was like “Bro, I made that with my hands”

@user-nu8vw1ow4n

Жыл бұрын

he would revine that dragon with one touch.

@idontknowrn3714

Жыл бұрын

Jesus gonna put out some holy spirit on kratos ass💀

@theadministrator.6632

Жыл бұрын

The only dragon in the Bible would be Satan, so I think Jesus would be pleased.

@pro_master2486

Жыл бұрын

When I saw that scene I thought that jesus would say ,,I revive it with my hands''

@lutho7693

Жыл бұрын

Jesus kills Satan in his 7 headed Dragon Form in the Book of Revelation.

Kratos: You're a God? Jesus: Sort of? I know you are. In fact, I know a lot about you, Ghost of Sparta. Kratos: As I of you, Christ of Bethlehem. Though I admit, there is much I do not understand. Jesus: Walk with me then, friend. I'll tell you whatever you want to know. Kratos: We are not friends. Jesus: Not yet. Kratos: Hmmph. Jesus: You have questions? Kratos: Only if you have answers. Jesus: First why don't you tell me what you know? Kratos: Very well. You were the son of a god, as was I. As you grew into a man, you were given the gift of prophecy, no doubt by your father. You spread his word throughout your lands, eventually reaching the ears of the Romans. This did not please them. Jesus: It did not. Kratos: They placed a crown of thorns upon your head, and nailed you to a wooden effigy, a cross. You were beaten, starved, and beaten again. When they were sure you were dead, they placed your corpse into a cave. They did not account for your father's interference. Jesus: You're a good storyteller. Kratos: I have had practice. Jesus: Clearly. Kratos: So it was a trial? Jesus: Hmm? Kratos: There is no man or God alive that would sacrifice themselves without a reason. So this "crucifixion", was it a trial of godhood? Jesus: I didn't go into the crucifixion expecting godhood. Kratos: Then why suffer? Jesus: Do you believe in redemption, Kratos? Kratos: No. Jesus: I do.

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

However that redemption have the price not only from Jesus side but ours as well. And Jesus told everyone who are not willing to pay it will perish

@yourboymoneyintr8685

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful, thank you for this

@user-nu8vw1ow4n

Жыл бұрын

Can kratos walk on water? (No)

@deletednet3919

Жыл бұрын

This goes waaaaay too fucken hard for a YT comment. You gotta write stories my man

@joaovitorrossi6149

Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

"get ready to receive some holy spirit" thats the last thing kratos ever hears

@lukel1724

2 ай бұрын

It puts a smile on my face to see this reference here 😄

I like of how both god of war and UltraKill could have Jesus in their game yet how their communities would depict Jesus in their games so differently makes it funny

The encounter would probably go something like this: Kratos comes across Jesus resting with the Cross lying nearby. They chat for a bit and when Jesus moves to go on he asks Kratos to lift the Cross for him. Kratos fails to lift the cross until Jesus helps him, taking it on his back. Kratos asks him why he is carrrying such a burden, Jesus smiles and says: So you no longer have to.

@TowDow3

Жыл бұрын

legit.

@kingdomofprussia9749

Жыл бұрын

This goes so hard

@mrostrich4010

Жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

@Cessdoeschaos

Жыл бұрын

This made me smile

@Urd-Vidan

Жыл бұрын

That is absolutely adorable.

Kratos: Why is he just a guy? Jesus: *Duplicates the blades of chaos*

@ericalexcantero8249

Жыл бұрын

💀

@JosukeReal

Жыл бұрын

Kratos still defeats him 💀 (only if they fight) (why will they even fight)

@neiabaraja8040

Жыл бұрын

@@JosukeReal If Kratos defeats him his passive abilities will activate. 💀

@JosukeReal

Жыл бұрын

@@neiabaraja8040 What passive abilities 💀

@neiabaraja8040

Жыл бұрын

@@JosukeReal Brings multiple diaaster then automatically revives after 3 days. And since he isn't bound by his mortal body he have access to all his powers. Basically 2nd phase 💀

Well, Jesus did kill a fig tree by cursing it...

It’s gonna be real hard to dodge the “I forgive you” Combo in GOW Armageddon

Satan: you can’t defeat me Kratos. Kratos: no but he can! Jesus appears next to Kratos cracking his knuckles.

@Southern_Crusader

4 ай бұрын

Jesus and Kratos jumping the Devil is such a awesome idea!

@actionman9451

4 ай бұрын

@@Southern_Crusader Satan be like : they jumpin me! Screaming in terror lol 😂

@ronaldpagar6513

3 ай бұрын

​@@Southern_Crusader So what's Jesus Christ weapon?

@TheyCallMeTheTruth

3 ай бұрын

​@@ronaldpagar6513thorn knuckles or a big cross LOL

@ronaldpagar6513

3 ай бұрын

@@TheyCallMeTheTruth or word of God sword

Kratos: lol let’s get drunk Jesus: only in me can you quench your thirst

@1mclv

Жыл бұрын

top tier christian joke.

@player_8008

Жыл бұрын

kinda gay

@Insurgency_Raider

Жыл бұрын

@@player_8008 even better

@hinderburger3804

Жыл бұрын

In? Well kratos IS greek so yeah

@mutantcube1737

Жыл бұрын

*proceeds to quench thirst using jesus*

Christ would touch him and the ash of his family would fade from Kratos’ skin and say “Your sin is no longer yours to bear” And they’d walk to paradise together

Even non religious or not as religious people know jesus was a geniuenly cool dude

Satan: Why can't I hurt you? Kratos: I am covered in the blood of Jesus.

@vito6197

Жыл бұрын

Jesus is rooting for Kratos in the background

@darkspark5854

Жыл бұрын

@@vito6197 Kratos, wait what?

@Bananzia

Жыл бұрын

Thats literally something that would probably happen

@Igot4balls

Жыл бұрын

Satan wouldn't even bother him

@eljaraim1545

Жыл бұрын

@@Igot4balls Kratos: I've ended Hades and taken his soul in the underworld, you will share his fate!!

Jesus would just end up being Kratos' therapist. Jesus "And when you killed your father Zeus, how did that make you feel?" Kratos "At first I felt a sense of pride for I had killed the man who betrayed me, but when I turned and saw what my thirst for revenge had done to my homeland. That sense of pride turned to regret."

@treeandalive1997

11 ай бұрын

Def not

@abhikergaming7783

9 ай бұрын

Mimir:AYE do you know he killed Odin. He was the worst he tortured me for over 100 winters

@thomashuizinga4618

9 ай бұрын

@@abhikergaming7783 Jesus: Mimir this is Kratos’ time to speak. We will get to your session once his is over.

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

@pistoletsrouge7304

4 ай бұрын

This is literally the Valhalla dlc

The thing with Jesus is that he wouldn't put up a fight. Kratos wouldn't kill him. Instead, Jesus would say a few words, and Kratos would want to be a better person afterward.

Dude, the graphics in this video are even better than in the game itself!

Jesus: "If I win the fight and killed you, will you forgive me...?" Kratos: "No...!" Jesus: "That's alright, because if you did win, I already forgive you..."

@AlanKaroff

Жыл бұрын

(sound of falling broadaxe and blades of chaos)

@abhikergaming7783

9 ай бұрын

@@AlanKaroff Kratos:NVM let's just be friends

@ManoDaShark

8 ай бұрын

@@AlanKaroffthe added sound affects 💀

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

@chasingstarz

7 ай бұрын

@@gfbghghhngyh1834 The entire Quran is bs, it is basically a counter-religion to Christianity, why would anybody follow a counter-religion? Your argument is weak.

Awesome. This is so well made. I'm going with Jesus curing Kratos of Depression and becoming friends with eachother.

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

That is not happening if Kratos does not choose to obbey Jesus as His Master and God and bring Him Glory

@bodia6949

Жыл бұрын

@@electric1150 tbh current Kratos isnt really into killing gods anymore, he just does it when he needs to, there is absolutely no reason to fight a christian angel/god

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

@@bodia6949 Well in real life He would not have choice. It is either God’s will or rebelion against it. That is why Pharises order Jesus to be killed. They did not want to worship true God who is against their wicked will but God of their own imaginations

@bodia6949

Жыл бұрын

@@electric1150 sorry my english is not very good, what is a pharise?

@electric1150

Жыл бұрын

@@bodia6949 Religious Leaders

This is cool bro, Greetings from Lima Peru

It would be an interesting concept in a sense. It could be in a sense a final moment before Kratos leaves the franchise. I mean we see Kratos kill all these gods then he faces the One True God, but never lifted his fists against Him. Let's say Kratos is bearing a lot of weight from his blood thirsty killing spree, the Jesus comes to him and gives kratos a fraction of the sins He carries and Kratos becomes overwhelmed and falls to the ground asking for forgiveness and Jesus takes away Kratos's burdens and sins before Kratos finally hangs up his weapons and rests

I can hear Kratos screaming: "JEESUUUUSSSS!!!! I HAVE COME TO REMOVE MY SINS!!!"

@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer

Жыл бұрын

Oml me too...

@gultima5330

Жыл бұрын

with the young kratos voice

@abhikergaming7783

9 ай бұрын

Jesus:Sure Kratos:Thank you!!!!

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

​@@Anakin_Youngling_SlayerI invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

This animation is amazing, would love to see a full 20min fight between them, using snippets of the game for Kratos speaking and having Penguinz0 voice Jesus

@player_8008

Жыл бұрын

you misspelt jesus as penguinz0

@xo2317

Жыл бұрын

jesus when kratos enters the christian realm: WOOOOO! YEAHHHHH BABY, THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

@pepe-zj6cn

Жыл бұрын

@@player_8008 i think you mispelled Kenau Reeves

@gpproject1548

Жыл бұрын

Why not the youtuber Jesus christ?

@blackswordsma

Жыл бұрын

"MISINPUT, IT WAS A MISINPUT!" *Kratos grab him and slams his head into the wall*

Petition for the full fight scene between Kratos and Jesus

I'm not a extreme christian guy but Jesus would just chill and give kratos a life lesson

I like how Jesus technically died at 33 and he was neither balding nor middle aged lmao Edit: I know some men do start balding at an earlier age. I was just referring to Jesus who's usually depicted with a full head of hair. And for the middle aged part, I was thinking of the older Biblical times when people aged to like 200+, but then again that probs doesn't rly apply here but idk

@Cloak_N_Dagger

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I'd argue 33 is like early-middle age. And unfortunately, you can totally go bald before middle age. Like shit, my guy, I'm about to hit 29 and I shave my head cause of a bald spot that's been noticeably coming in since I was 23. Sometimes genetics is just a bitch like that, lmao.

@larryhouse3776

Жыл бұрын

2000 years ago, life expectancy wasn't much more than 35-40. Jesus was "Old" lol

@danielninkovic1074

Жыл бұрын

@@larryhouse3776 common misconception but nah people didn't die at 30 back then lol

@Cloak_N_Dagger

Жыл бұрын

@@larryhouse3776 Shit, that's actually totally fair. Even so, though, I don't think life expectancy was low because people got old quicker, it's just that a lot less people actually got to old age. 60-70 was still the same 'old' that it is today, being the same point when the body just straight up starts to quit. It's just that more people starved in famines, died in childbirth or died to diseases that are bitch-made by today's standards.

@gentleshark972

Жыл бұрын

@@larryhouse3776 people would live into their 60´s+. Problem was a lot of people died in their youth, pulling the numbres down.

Kratos:”you seem like a calm and reasonable person”.

Imagine the end of the god of war franchise with Kratos being forgiven by Christ and going to Heaven with his family

Where did Jesus get the cup of water?!?!?!?!? He flexing his powers without people realizing!!!

Jesus literally can warp reality at his command. He would blip Kratos out of existence with a thought if he wanted to… but he would probably let himself be killed rather than hurt anyone.

@gba8273

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be Jesus doing it, rather it would be God.

@Mason-or9xg

Жыл бұрын

@@gba8273 Jesus is God in the flesh

@leonardorolingstella8554

9 ай бұрын

He'd probably just forgive Kratos for everything and go on about his day

@EwingAmaterasu

9 ай бұрын

@@gba8273Jesús IS God.

@isaaclegend5939

9 ай бұрын

​@@Mason-or9xg i thought he was the son of the father?

This is exceptionally well animated dude

Love the fact he had some dye on him

Kratos: How did you do that Jesus: (holy) magik

0:20, the way Jesus stares at his hand after figuring out that Kratos might have seen the dye is the best thing in this animation, truly deserves respect

@christiangaribay8348

8 ай бұрын

Omg that shit had me rolling, and when he's like I litterly killed dragon's before this😂😅

@NazriB

8 ай бұрын

Lies again? Apex Predator Italian Spanish

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

@christiangaribay8348

7 ай бұрын

@@gfbghghhngyh1834 that's great but who asked, it was just a silly comment for laughs come on people 🤣

@Ethanbloodstrike354

4 ай бұрын

​@@gfbghghhngyh1834um in Christianity Jesus is God if u can't except that that's my religion then shitammad is fake

“Cast your burdens upon me, Kratos.” “Jesus, forgive my transgressions, and my life is yours.”

@Florida--Man

3 ай бұрын

No. Last time he gave his life to a god he was forced to kill his family. why would he do it again???

Jesus: Get ready to get some holy spirits

Well, well, looks like someone have not read Revelation.

The fact that he's holding food coloring after "turning the water to wine" makes this funnier

@mpleandre

Жыл бұрын

Funny, but a little detail to try and diminish the value of Christianity by assuming Jesus was a fraud. This detail fails in its purpose when considering that the turning water into whine miracle was not private. In fact, it is the very first public miracle and the beginning of His ministry. The importance of it connects to the crucifixion itself. Christianity ain't a random religion to use as mythology. It is a highly complex collection of a linear storyline pointing to this one man who claimed (and apparently proved) to be God himself in a land where no one would think God could be a human.

@krzysztof7374

Жыл бұрын

Man carries a rather heavy looking cross like it's nothing, and has nothing in his hand when he does the water into wine thing, Jesus would make a top tier troll

@rhauanrodrigues

Жыл бұрын

And disrespectful

@helixsol7171

Жыл бұрын

@@rhauanrodrigues Bro it's just a joke, all in good fun

@rhauanrodrigues

Жыл бұрын

@@helixsol7171 Yes it's just "a joke" but this joke can offend people, even if you want it or not, Jesus didn't die for all of us just to make fun of him in the future

Honestly this poses a really interesting look on people thoughts on religion and how Jesus and Kratos would interact with each other. From what I seen most people agree that Jesus would be a pacifist and forgive kratos of all his sins. I think that if Jesus and Kratos were to meet Kratos would learn a valuable lesson from him since Jesus is a carpenter and forgiving person while Kratos used to be a rage induced killer that’s destroys anything in his path.

@gfbghghhngyh1834

7 ай бұрын

I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you

@Serno-bt1ry

4 ай бұрын

@@gfbghghhngyh1834 my guy I’m atheist and I’m not going around saying your religion is wrong. People can beileve in different things

@hatlessjet7802

4 ай бұрын

@@gfbghghhngyh1834 shut the fuck up. Religion is fake.

@alessandroguarrera2203

4 ай бұрын

@@Serno-bt1ry He's just copy-pasting while ignoring the fact that his own book is seen as a distortion of the bible, which jews see as a distortion of the torah. Don't waste your time with him.

Hearing Jacks voice coming out of Kratos is too bizarre

I love how Jesus is waving all happy and friendly.

Thank you Lessons in Meme culture for showing me this hidden gem

@arturliviu

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

Yes same

Eventually... This could be canon.

@Franz0818

Жыл бұрын

It is canon now

@m4playsgames636

Жыл бұрын

Cory himself said that christianity is in the world so this is possible

@seregagerassimov4864

Жыл бұрын

@@m4playsgames636 I still doubt Kratos is going to meet Jesus any time soon. After the ending of Ragnarok, he seems like he has retired and let go of his past. He deserves to be a peaceful god who will care and protect the lands he lives in with the remaining norse gods. Kratos aknowledges what he has done a long time ago, and that in Greece he was as monster-like as gods he hated so much. But he accepts it, and had grown out of it.

@PiydTH

Жыл бұрын

@@seregagerassimov4864 make sense

@seregagerassimov4864

Жыл бұрын

@@m4playsgames636 Atreus will more likely meet Jesus, but I still doubt it. Because christianity is a very widespread religion even today, soo.... If it's gonna happen, Atreus and Jesus better be allies, if you know what I mean.

" i forgive you, son. "

Part of me thinks Jesus would be Dionysius in disguise.

This is a perfect parody lol

@kezzter13

Жыл бұрын

You either don’t know what perfect or parody means my guy.

@Albania583

Жыл бұрын

Where backroom

@Albania583

Жыл бұрын

Where backroom

@Kashmnyjr

Жыл бұрын

@@kezzter13his animation is based off something Jackscepticeye said while playing GoWR

@footballshorts804

Жыл бұрын

Jesus love’s you

The look on Jesus' face makes it look like he was about to give the Judas treatment on Kratos

@stanxd0

7 ай бұрын

You kept calling it the last...supper.

Im pretty sure my grandma has that EXACT portrait of Jesus in her room.

This was actually Jacksepticeye lol

The food coloring on Jesus' hand 💀💀

@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411

Жыл бұрын

From a historical point of view... That could literally be why Jesus actually got executed. He might have sold overpriced colored watered to peasants, convincing them it was wine, while acting all kind and stuff. And then Rome heard about it and said "Yeah, no."

@humanelemon115

Жыл бұрын

@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 Based Jesus

@KingJupiter

Жыл бұрын

@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 what?

@KingJupiter

Жыл бұрын

@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 From a historical point of view the Romans just didn't want someone popular in a province that is known to revolt a lot.

@garrettwright7557

Жыл бұрын

@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 from a historical point of view that’s not true. Because people got drunk on it. So.

Kratos is sleepin' on Jesus's true power level. The human body is 60% water. If Jesus turns Kratos into 60% wine, the fight's over. He also apparently spoke the universe into existence, but he's more likely to just hug it out and tell Kratos that no man is beyond redemption. Jesus is a homie like that. He _could_ destroy you, but he tries to stop you from destroying yourself instead.

@JinKee

Жыл бұрын

I try to turn 60% of my body into wine every time I drive.

@gba8273

Жыл бұрын

@@JinKee This mf 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Jesus would probably be like "you wanna see me do a kickflip?"

Kratos after finding out he can finally find peace and feel the warmth of Jesus' never ending love and forgiveness 🥺

@Fatjawjuice

Жыл бұрын

He’d probably just keep killing him until Jesus just decided to stop getting revived

Atreus: You are earlier today father. Kratos: Aye. Had some help moving the boulders. Atreus: Who helped you? Kratos: A hooded traveler carrying a cross. Offered bread and wine after we moved everything. When I asked about the cross and if he needed some help, he just smiled and said "You already carried too many crosses my son", and left.

Therapist: Irish Kratos isnt real, he can't hurt you Kratosepticeye:

Jesus’s face was like: Prepare to receive the holy spirit

I can tell you exactly what would happen if Kratos met Jesus. They would wind up just sitting down and talking. Jesus would break Kratos' bias when it comes to gods. And when Kratos told his story, Jesus would talk him through it and offer forgiveness. And since Jesus is omnipotent, he would solidify that forgiveness by destroying the Blades of Chaos and removing the ashes from Kratos' skin.

Jesus would just touch kratos and turn in him into bread to feed the homeless😂😂😂

@gilgameshkingofheroes5903

Жыл бұрын

Lmao hahah

@MM-er8oe

Жыл бұрын

Nah Jesus would never do that lol,you mad that Kratos wins on DCU and Marvel?Cause if you are then you're a midboy LOL dumbass cunt

@cringemeat9430

Жыл бұрын

@@MM-er8oe MAD FOR WHAT HAHAHHAHAHA when did I bring up midvel. You mad that Jesus can slap kratos’ dick outta your mouth with ease baby boy

@MM-er8oe

Жыл бұрын

@@cringemeat9430 how about we talk in real life let's see if that same energy comes out of your stinking breathe mouth lol just one punch would shut yo ass up on boy just shut yo ass up lol you know you weak you know you ain't tough in real life so get yo ass on boi

@nortongm9057

Жыл бұрын

Jesus dodges attacks by turning into wine and splashing around

Jackscepticeye’s voice for this is just perfect

The true father kratos needed all along

If you are omnipotent being what can create and destroy worlds with single thought You don't need to care about looking badass

@mpleandre

Жыл бұрын

In fact that's what made the Jews doubt Jesus' words. They expected a god of war (literally) to liberate them. Little did they know their liberation was not from an earthly empire, but from their very own evil ways. This is the beauty of the christian theology. It's unique, and it has been from the very beginning. People simply didn't see it until God himself came and revealed it.

@tyranuel

Жыл бұрын

@@mpleandre True

@viktoriyaserebryakov2755

Жыл бұрын

@@mpleandre Even if people don't believe in God there is still wisdom to be learned. That applies to everything really but people don't see things that way anymore. Everything is a conflict and those you deem to be wrong must be mocked and ridiculed as lesser.

@mpleandre

Жыл бұрын

@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Indeed. Whether Christianity is true or not, the psychological and, say, anthropological depth of it says a lot about our character. It describes us as fallen beings, who had the capability to be perfect, yet couldn't, all because of pleasure and a life guided by instinct. Christianity is, in that sense, a big "don't be an animal" sign

@hiralykowalski6825

Жыл бұрын

@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 I agree except for "anymore" part It was always this way, when we were younger we just didn't see it

This is amazing and hilarous plus the quality of animation is great :D

@MegaLPlover

Жыл бұрын

*of the animation

@homelander4896

Жыл бұрын

@Andrew Ranger cause god doesn't exist which means jesus doesn't exist

@gonbuthehasanicehaircut5084

Жыл бұрын

@@homelander4896 well that’s ur opinion bud not a fact

@homelander4896

Жыл бұрын

@@gonbuthehasanicehaircut5084 it is a fact like many scientific studies prove that God doesn't exist I once believed in god but I never got help from him so I started searching for truth and I found it in science

@homelander4896

Жыл бұрын

@Andrew Ranger lol angry Christian.gonna cry?

I love that Jesus is so friendly and humorous in this video. It suits him well. 😂

There is the talk that three different Kratoses will eventually meet to become the three wise men in the story of Jesus

Imagine if kratos just Starts punching Jesus while Jesus dodges all strikes and saying something like: "you can still be redeemed".

@cardinalchaos2278

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Jesus would let Kratos punch him, and when he does, he offers him to strike at him again.

@badlydrawnmedievallion6832

Жыл бұрын

​@@cardinalchaos2278 Turn the other cheek. A classic

@treeandalive1997

11 ай бұрын

Kratos still wins though

@duncanharrell5009

9 ай бұрын

Like the stranger from Red Dead Redemption?

If Kirbo showed us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t underestimate Jesus.

0:11 Sean described Kratos perfectly in this moment.

Please PLEASE ANIMATE what the comment or said, He gives him a combo of I forgive you and starts wheeping. That's gonna be my new form of therapy

I always imagined that if Jesus had any kind of special power, it would be something like every attack against him would magically miss or otherwise do zero damage, because he's a pacifist or something.

@yahiiia9269

Жыл бұрын

Exodus 15:3 ESV The Lord is a man of war; the Lord is his name.

@yahiiia9269

Жыл бұрын

Matthew 10:34 ESV “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

@hisnotsolonely2961

Жыл бұрын

@redtsun 67 Check JoJo 7* the stand name is Love train. You gonna be shocked.

@xymexxxx7308

Жыл бұрын

Golden experience requiem be like

@genghiskhan5701

Жыл бұрын

Jojo Part 7 basically

As a Christian I laughed out loud at this but in all seriousness, Kratos doesn't even remotely stand a chance against Jesus, he snaps 🫰 and Kratos is gone. Jesus in John 18:6 literally made the soldiers fall to the ground by just speaking, but he gave up all that power to give his life to mankind. And with Kratos development with Ragnarok he will never end up in a fight with Christ, he more likely will become a believer 😂

@nucleardino8992

Жыл бұрын

Jesus also has the power to come back to life three days after death

@christiangaribay8348

8 ай бұрын

@@nucleardino8992 zombie Jesus?

@nucleardino8992

8 ай бұрын

@@christiangaribay8348 I mean... kinda? I mean he arose and ascended into his spiritual form... I think... I don't really read that much about my religion anymore

@ManoDaShark

8 ай бұрын

@@nucleardino8992his body was resurrected. It was the same body and the wounds were still in his hands and side (where the spear pierced his heart). He ascended physically into Heaven and casted the holy spirit as a guide for his followers until he returns to fully destroy evil in his second coming.

@HOENUMAN

4 ай бұрын

​@@christiangaribay8348it's ressurection

I doubt that Kratos would kill someone who can turn water into wine haha

I theorized the part where they will fight is THE RETURN OF GOD part where Everything will be destroyed to cleanse the world full of sins and then there is Kratos. Stopping God from Cleansing the world. I don't know but that is the only part that I can think of where they would actually fight.

Fun fact: G SUS is a musical chord

@AuthenticPeach

Жыл бұрын

Yeah thats my favorite chord, the G-Suspended (GSUS)!

@0._._._._0

Жыл бұрын

G is kinda SUS ngl

@vito6197

Жыл бұрын

It's Christianity and a meme, Nice.