Kramerica Industries: How To Succeed In Business | Seinfeld
You know what they say, “You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!”
00:00 S9 Ep2 The Voice
00:19 S9 Ep16 The Doorman
00:48 S1 Ep5 The Stock Tip
01:18 S9 Ep2 The Voice
02:32 S3 Ep14 The Pez Dispenser
03:32 S5 Ep10 The Cigar Store Indian
04:29 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
05:20 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
06:16 S8 Ep14 The Van Buren Boys
07:04 S8 Ep9 The Abstinence
07:18 S8 Ep21 The Muffin Tops
08:22 S7 Ep21 The Bottle Deposit
09:44 S9 Ep2 The Voice
10:30 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
10:37 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
Find your local listing | www.seinfeld.com/
Watch all 180 episodes of Seinfeld any time, only on Netflix | www.netflix.com/title/70153373
Watch weekdays at 4pm/3c on Comedy Central | www.cc.com
Subscribe to the Seinfeld channel: bit.ly/OfficialSeinfeld
Follow Us on Social:
Facebook: / seinfeld
Instagram: / seinfeldtv
Twitter: seinfeldtv?lang=en
TikTok: / officialseinfeldtv
About Seinfeld:
Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
#Seinfeld #LarryDavid #Kramerica
Kramerica Industries: How To Succeed In Business | Seinfeld
/ @seinfeldtv
Пікірлер: 270
"Bra is for the ladies, meet Bro", that's literally how all the male grooming and hygiene products are marketed these days 😂
@lynnturman8157
2 жыл бұрын
summer nights
@nthgth
2 жыл бұрын
Any company would jump at the chance to double the sales of one of their products, of course
@GABRIELADAWSON
Жыл бұрын
I Like the MANZIERE lol or better yet....THE BROZIERE!!!!.
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
Reverse the wording, that's how they market ladies grooming products.
@GABRIELADAWSON
Жыл бұрын
It’s called PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING My Friend that’s why.
Kramer is the only guy that can make a sports jacket and bowling shirt combination look like it makes sense.
@KA-eu9sy
8 ай бұрын
White socks. Black shoes.
I too want to work for Kramerica Industries. Kramer's ideas are on another level.
The beach perfume and the bro were admittedly good ideas
Kramerica is the live action equal to ACME from loony tunes lol
@wvu05
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine my joy when finding out that Acme is an actual chain of grocery stores.
@jonathansalazar4630
2 жыл бұрын
@@wvu05 lol really?
@Kawazak23
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@samsonhendrixiii3933
2 жыл бұрын
ACME, at least, has shiitty factory somewhere actually producing the crap they promote😅
@wvu05
2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathansalazar4630 In Pennsylvania and New Jersey at least.
I just think Kramer lived in the wrong decade. Imagine these ideas in a world with Shark Tank.
@FatGouf
2 жыл бұрын
He'd be escorted out before he evne gives the first pitch.
@Michelle-pn9xt
2 жыл бұрын
He is still alive. What are you talking about? His ideas are bad.
@doctorrpg6255
2 жыл бұрын
@@Michelle-pn9xt I mean the Beach smelling cologne was a great idea. It was actually stolen by Calvin Klein (in the show).
@Beefer-e4j
2 жыл бұрын
@@Michelle-pn9xt well, you missed the joke, humor etc. chill literal Lauren
@ryanhalvorsen6497
2 жыл бұрын
With all the leg work he does?? The sharks would jump on any idea 😆
I love how Mr. Lippmann loved the coffee table book and Elaine was shut down instantly
It's a fine line between Kramer and Jeff Bezos.
@andrewbailey7045
Жыл бұрын
Kramer isn't evil
@tlshortyshorty5810
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewbailey7045 sole difference
"This is the kind of ideas you should be coming in with" The problem is that Kramer set a very high standard and no one else can match it
@andrewbaranich1548
10 ай бұрын
"I'm still shopping it around."
"It's like they're addicted." Lmao.
Darren is such a devoted worker. And Kramer is a professional, Conceivably.
@SuperN1ntendoChalmers
Ай бұрын
It's too bad that he ended up in jail taking the blame for Karmer's shenanigans.
“ And with Darren‘s help we’ll get that chicken.” -Kramer
@yaronkl
2 жыл бұрын
He's a Go-Getter
@justme-hh4vp
2 жыл бұрын
yo' fly is undone...
@mr.l8723
Жыл бұрын
Their business motto
@rja9784
Жыл бұрын
I remember when he said that on the shoe and then you said it again in a comment on KZread
@ToddyTornado
7 ай бұрын
Yo fly is open
Kramer and George should have been business partners, the combined ideas they could have come up with 😂🤣🤣
Kramer lives a life everybody everyone of us dream off.
Seinfeld on KZread is a national treasure
They should show this at business school.
@doct0rnic
2 жыл бұрын
He really is a good example of doing what ever it takes to try to make it, not afraid to take risks
The dude saying he still must discuss the bro-zier deal with his boss. Kramer saying, "Of course, yes." Like Kramer knows how big business deals are forged 👌
It might be capricious, but I still support Kramer's bladder system.
@bink
2 жыл бұрын
Capricious AND arbitrary
@jdhstrategies2454
2 жыл бұрын
Your fly is open
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the ball of oil should've been inside a drum for it to have been a proper test.
1:31 probably my favorite Kramer moment of all time
Even in its final season, this show was still churning out classics.
@themonsterunderyourbed9408
3 ай бұрын
I'd argue the last 3 seasons are the best (apart from the finale).
I never noticed George laughing after Jerry was trying to get Claire's attention to move before the oil ball dropped. "HELLLLOOOOOO" was officially back right there
It’s a show about nothing but blurs the lines of tv and reality. 😂😂 the 25% agreement is hilarious.
It all sounds very glamorous, but it's Business As Usual at Kramerica
I can't believe they stole "The beach" idea from Kramer !
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Just think of all the time that would open up in people's lives?
@nthgth
2 жыл бұрын
That's really not bad, tons of people use both on the same things and they'd still sell separate bottles to the rest of us
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
I think they have that now.
We need a coffee table book on coffee tables
@moe6
2 жыл бұрын
With coffee table legs
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
@@moe6 And a built in coaster.
its amazing how much better of an actor michael became after the first cpl seasons
@reubinthomas
Жыл бұрын
Definitely. He is a little awkward in the first season.
@kurtdahle
Жыл бұрын
@@reubinthomas just playing stanley spudowski
@reubinthomas
Жыл бұрын
@@kurtdahle Lol. Never knew about this character. Now that I watched a couple of clips I can see similarities.
@liambeamer1883
9 ай бұрын
He just hadn't found the character yet. He was playing him a bit too out there. You see it with some characters in long running shows
@nthgth
5 ай бұрын
It's also plausible in-universe that Kramer just got better at interacting with people. Gained confidence and grew more social. I guess character development in general.
Kramer predicted the combination things Heinz is doing now at 2:26
"Did I tell you this guys a little Bonkers!?....He Really Is!!!" Regis
They should make a Kramer Chronicles show. it would be amazing
Imagine what Kramer would come up with, with todays information and technology.
Kramer let so many opportunities to be rich go lol. Especially with him settling on bad deals with his lawsuits
There actually is an $80 perfume called Beach by Bobbi Brown and according to Fragrantica, its fragrance notes include sea water and sand!
Kramer is the first entrepreneur of the world 😂
When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. Kramer really felt that.
Love how Newman and Kramer have all of one day to round up the bottles to return for deposit $$ in Michigan.
@joemckim1183
10 ай бұрын
And the idea is they have so much mail going to Michigan they need an extra mail truck but if they need to take so much mail to Michigan how would they have any room left for all of their bottles? And I doubt the post office is delivering male across several states in regular mail trucks.
“Ya know selling bras exclusively to women, we’re really only utilizing 50% of the market.”
"Bro vs Manzier" makes me think of "relaxitaxi vs relaxicab".
Seinfeld best show ever? Id say probably.....
@holeindanssock156
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pin. Coming from official channel.... I feel blessed. Is Larry around? I have a great recipe for omelettes. Take care.
That tie dispenser is actually not such a bad idea
@joemckim1183
10 ай бұрын
The problem with that is not that many jobs require people to wear suits unless they're lawyers.
Lesser known fact : Steve jobs was an intern at Kramerica Industries.... As per some sources Apple copied most of Kramer's ideas when Kramer was westing his valuable time in Jerry's apartment....
Kramer is sublime!
Is $750 for a book contract actually a good deal? I’m surprised he didn’t ask for royalties.
@MisaelMatute76
2 жыл бұрын
For someone who has never written a book, probably...
@BinaryBard64
Жыл бұрын
It's called ghost writing. They normally don't make lots of money anyway, but Kramer is known for making silly deals.
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
@@BinaryBard64 He had air tight cases against both a coffee house and the tobacco industry and he traded for a lifetime supply of coffee and his own billboard, respectively.
I would have compromised with "brozere"
… and I really like… “It’s like they’re addicted.”
I don’t know why but I’m beginning to appreciate Kramers dress code.
Love♥️ from 🇲🇾Malaysia!!
Actually the idea with Kramerica Industries is not that bad . Was a funny episode .
Newman not ecognizing the postal code for Michgan calls everything I know about Kramerica into question.
Jerry's parents were pretty good to.
His two court settlements haha
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle
Ironically the beach Cologne is a good idea. My skin smelled it's best after swimming in the ocean...
Vandelay Industries vs Kramerica Industries. Who wins?
I SPECIFICALLY FOUND AND BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF PERFUME CALLED "THE BEACH"! It smells amazing!!!
07.00 'Well, I like to work in the evenings ' is masterly delivered
I still say he should have negotiated for more than 25% in the deal with Morty's raincoats.
I am digging the fact that the background art for the coffee table book is the same as the _Nevermind_ cover. Similar fonts, too. This may be the most Nineties thing ever.
6:11 Ah yes, the negotiator
This is hilarious!!!
I love this!!!
Ha. I love how the real life Kramer capitalized on the Kramer character from Seinfeld and created a bus tour in real life. And so the show wrote that into an episode. So many layers. Brilliant.
But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience. XD
How about bro-ziere. It combines both
@FIXTREME
2 жыл бұрын
Manziere is better
@Hillthugsta
Жыл бұрын
@@FIXTREME ...and more Masculine sounding.
I actually got a bro 😂 good support is important
@mikeg1378
2 жыл бұрын
Yes it is..I know that when I wear banlon, there appears to be some jiggling
@invisible.fatman
2 жыл бұрын
MANSIERE!!!
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
@@invisible.fatman BRO!
Kraymerica is responsible for Mod Pizza!
What a come back - yeah I understand 37.5 for 3 moskiter
What was kramers source of income?? He seemed to always be living it up
@c.moriarty1178
Жыл бұрын
Ask Bob Sacamano
When is Seinfeld going to be released on Blu Ray or 4K
5:50 is gold ❤️
4:12 was so unnecessarily dismissive lmao
I'd like to go to a place where you make your own pizza.
I'm reminded of Taco Corp. from The League and the EBDBBnB!
THE MAN-ZEER
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
BRO!
When jokes come back around from being absurd and funny to strangely ahead of their time
Long live Kramerica!
Best comedy ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:12 this was a serious burn
Some people actually went to jail for trying to pull the "Bottle Scam"
very strange he never made any money off of these inventions
@MarcusDailyMedia
Жыл бұрын
Coffee table book
Kramerica gets me through he day
Oh yeah....top floor
Ban-lon is so underrated🤣😂
@harrykrishna2697
4 ай бұрын
Sid Farkus said there appears to be some jiggling with Banlon
Mr. Kramer says, "Hey Buddy!"
Where's the pizza idea and trading old records?
I love how the intern is the equivalent of Kramer and they look exactly alike 😂
I got of start smoking cigars maybe my life will turn out different 😂
Pizza Bagel and 3 Musketeers candy bar 🤣🤣🤣
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
Peterman eats those?
Why are this channel's compilations all backwards?! e.g. You show the oil ball result first, or the disagreement for 25% first, then show where the idea came from or when it started.
You find something you get a fee🤣🤣🤣
Krämers trainee thinks he is simply the best 😂😂😂😂
Postal employee Newman does not know what MI stands for?!
@ianfinrir8724
Жыл бұрын
He barely delivers mail to begin with.
@nthgth
5 ай бұрын
I'm not sure why he'd concern himself with addresses in other states with his particular job delivering exclusively to an area in Manhattan
TCB....takin care of business...
37.50 for three mesketeers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if Salem Saberhagen's Cat-opia would wanna do business with Kramerica... LOL
About sums up corporate logic!
Its like they're addicted
Hilarious how all male soccer players wear the Bro now !!! Kramerica came through !! 😆
5:04 damn the delivery and the acting was superb! Brilliant magnificent bastards!
Peterman might be the best guest character on Seinfeld?