Kramerica Industries: How To Succeed In Business | Seinfeld

You know what they say, “You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!”
00:00 S9 Ep2 The Voice
00:19 S9 Ep16 The Doorman
00:48 S1 Ep5 The Stock Tip
01:18 S9 Ep2 The Voice
02:32 S3 Ep14 The Pez Dispenser
03:32 S5 Ep10 The Cigar Store Indian
04:29 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
05:20 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
06:16 S8 Ep14 The Van Buren Boys
07:04 S8 Ep9 The Abstinence
07:18 S8 Ep21 The Muffin Tops
08:22 S7 Ep21 The Bottle Deposit
09:44 S9 Ep2 The Voice
10:30 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
10:37 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
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  • @Lius525
    @Lius5252 жыл бұрын

    "Bra is for the ladies, meet Bro", that's literally how all the male grooming and hygiene products are marketed these days 😂

  • @lynnturman8157

    @lynnturman8157

    2 жыл бұрын

    summer nights

  • @nthgth

    @nthgth

    2 жыл бұрын

    Any company would jump at the chance to double the sales of one of their products, of course

  • @GABRIELADAWSON

    @GABRIELADAWSON

    Жыл бұрын

    I Like the MANZIERE lol or better yet....THE BROZIERE!!!!.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    Reverse the wording, that's how they market ladies grooming products.

  • @GABRIELADAWSON

    @GABRIELADAWSON

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s called PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING My Friend that’s why.

  • @scsmith4604
    @scsmith4604 Жыл бұрын

    Kramer is the only guy that can make a sports jacket and bowling shirt combination look like it makes sense.

  • @KA-eu9sy

    @KA-eu9sy

    8 ай бұрын

    White socks. Black shoes.

  • @SangreTarasco
    @SangreTarasco2 жыл бұрын

    I too want to work for Kramerica Industries. Kramer's ideas are on another level.

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi2 жыл бұрын

    The beach perfume and the bro were admittedly good ideas

  • @jonathansalazar4630
    @jonathansalazar46302 жыл бұрын

    Kramerica is the live action equal to ACME from loony tunes lol

  • @wvu05

    @wvu05

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine my joy when finding out that Acme is an actual chain of grocery stores.

  • @jonathansalazar4630

    @jonathansalazar4630

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wvu05 lol really?

  • @Kawazak23

    @Kawazak23

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @samsonhendrixiii3933

    @samsonhendrixiii3933

    2 жыл бұрын

    ACME, at least, has shiitty factory somewhere actually producing the crap they promote😅

  • @wvu05

    @wvu05

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jonathansalazar4630 In Pennsylvania and New Jersey at least.

  • @themayer180
    @themayer1802 жыл бұрын

    I just think Kramer lived in the wrong decade. Imagine these ideas in a world with Shark Tank.

  • @FatGouf

    @FatGouf

    2 жыл бұрын

    He'd be escorted out before he evne gives the first pitch.

  • @Michelle-pn9xt

    @Michelle-pn9xt

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is still alive. What are you talking about? His ideas are bad.

  • @doctorrpg6255

    @doctorrpg6255

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Michelle-pn9xt I mean the Beach smelling cologne was a great idea. It was actually stolen by Calvin Klein (in the show).

  • @Beefer-e4j

    @Beefer-e4j

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Michelle-pn9xt well, you missed the joke, humor etc. chill literal Lauren

  • @ryanhalvorsen6497

    @ryanhalvorsen6497

    2 жыл бұрын

    With all the leg work he does?? The sharks would jump on any idea 😆

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Mr. Lippmann loved the coffee table book and Elaine was shut down instantly

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman81572 жыл бұрын

    It's a fine line between Kramer and Jeff Bezos.

  • @andrewbailey7045

    @andrewbailey7045

    Жыл бұрын

    Kramer isn't evil

  • @tlshortyshorty5810

    @tlshortyshorty5810

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andrewbailey7045 sole difference

  • @indianeconomy2738
    @indianeconomy27382 жыл бұрын

    "This is the kind of ideas you should be coming in with" The problem is that Kramer set a very high standard and no one else can match it

  • @andrewbaranich1548

    @andrewbaranich1548

    10 ай бұрын

    "I'm still shopping it around."

  • @alepine1986
    @alepine19862 жыл бұрын

    "It's like they're addicted." Lmao.

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Жыл бұрын

    Darren is such a devoted worker. And Kramer is a professional, Conceivably.

  • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers

    @SuperN1ntendoChalmers

    Ай бұрын

    It's too bad that he ended up in jail taking the blame for Karmer's shenanigans.

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary75802 жыл бұрын

    “ And with Darren‘s help we’ll get that chicken.” -Kramer

  • @yaronkl

    @yaronkl

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's a Go-Getter

  • @justme-hh4vp

    @justme-hh4vp

    2 жыл бұрын

    yo' fly is undone...

  • @mr.l8723

    @mr.l8723

    Жыл бұрын

    Their business motto

  • @rja9784

    @rja9784

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember when he said that on the shoe and then you said it again in a comment on KZread

  • @ToddyTornado

    @ToddyTornado

    7 ай бұрын

    Yo fly is open

  • @dizzy1369
    @dizzy1369 Жыл бұрын

    Kramer and George should have been business partners, the combined ideas they could have come up with 😂🤣🤣

  • @US_John
    @US_John Жыл бұрын

    Kramer lives a life everybody everyone of us dream off.

  • @waxedearth5425
    @waxedearth5425 Жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld on KZread is a national treasure

  • @christopherhogbring7771
    @christopherhogbring77712 жыл бұрын

    They should show this at business school.

  • @doct0rnic

    @doct0rnic

    2 жыл бұрын

    He really is a good example of doing what ever it takes to try to make it, not afraid to take risks

  • @FathomlessJoy
    @FathomlessJoyАй бұрын

    The dude saying he still must discuss the bro-zier deal with his boss. Kramer saying, "Of course, yes." Like Kramer knows how big business deals are forged 👌

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick2 жыл бұрын

    It might be capricious, but I still support Kramer's bladder system.

  • @bink

    @bink

    2 жыл бұрын

    Capricious AND arbitrary

  • @jdhstrategies2454

    @jdhstrategies2454

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your fly is open

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel like the ball of oil should've been inside a drum for it to have been a proper test.

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy422 жыл бұрын

    1:31 probably my favorite Kramer moment of all time

  • @beaubergeron6369
    @beaubergeron636911 ай бұрын

    Even in its final season, this show was still churning out classics.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408

    @themonsterunderyourbed9408

    3 ай бұрын

    I'd argue the last 3 seasons are the best (apart from the finale).

  • @christophersuswal9544
    @christophersuswal95442 жыл бұрын

    I never noticed George laughing after Jerry was trying to get Claire's attention to move before the oil ball dropped. "HELLLLOOOOOO" was officially back right there

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut Жыл бұрын

    It’s a show about nothing but blurs the lines of tv and reality. 😂😂 the 25% agreement is hilarious.

  • @yaronkl
    @yaronkl2 жыл бұрын

    It all sounds very glamorous, but it's Business As Usual at Kramerica

  • @silverbolbo
    @silverbolbo2 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe they stole "The beach" idea from Kramer !

  • @jasonlacroix6083
    @jasonlacroix60832 жыл бұрын

    Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Just think of all the time that would open up in people's lives?

  • @nthgth

    @nthgth

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's really not bad, tons of people use both on the same things and they'd still sell separate bottles to the rest of us

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they have that now.

  • @gonkdroid8279
    @gonkdroid82792 жыл бұрын

    We need a coffee table book on coffee tables

  • @moe6

    @moe6

    2 жыл бұрын

    With coffee table legs

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    @@moe6 And a built in coaster.

  • @kurtdahle
    @kurtdahle2 жыл бұрын

    its amazing how much better of an actor michael became after the first cpl seasons

  • @reubinthomas

    @reubinthomas

    Жыл бұрын

    Definitely. He is a little awkward in the first season.

  • @kurtdahle

    @kurtdahle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reubinthomas just playing stanley spudowski

  • @reubinthomas

    @reubinthomas

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kurtdahle Lol. Never knew about this character. Now that I watched a couple of clips I can see similarities.

  • @liambeamer1883

    @liambeamer1883

    9 ай бұрын

    He just hadn't found the character yet. He was playing him a bit too out there. You see it with some characters in long running shows

  • @nthgth

    @nthgth

    5 ай бұрын

    It's also plausible in-universe that Kramer just got better at interacting with people. Gained confidence and grew more social. I guess character development in general.

  • @captainfordo9696
    @captainfordo96962 жыл бұрын

    Kramer predicted the combination things Heinz is doing now at 2:26

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow8 ай бұрын

    "Did I tell you this guys a little Bonkers!?....He Really Is!!!" Regis

  • @Mr.PauloSica
    @Mr.PauloSica2 жыл бұрын

    They should make a Kramer Chronicles show. it would be amazing

  • @JeffJK000
    @JeffJK000 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine what Kramer would come up with, with todays information and technology.

  • @BigJoe2.0
    @BigJoe2.02 жыл бұрын

    Kramer let so many opportunities to be rich go lol. Especially with him settling on bad deals with his lawsuits

  • @Sinna94
    @Sinna942 жыл бұрын

    There actually is an $80 perfume called Beach by Bobbi Brown and according to Fragrantica, its fragrance notes include sea water and sand!

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu3 ай бұрын

    Kramer is the first entrepreneur of the world 😂

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf Жыл бұрын

    When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. Kramer really felt that.

  • @machavellicheese5556
    @machavellicheese5556 Жыл бұрын

    Love how Newman and Kramer have all of one day to round up the bottles to return for deposit $$ in Michigan.

  • @joemckim1183

    @joemckim1183

    10 ай бұрын

    And the idea is they have so much mail going to Michigan they need an extra mail truck but if they need to take so much mail to Michigan how would they have any room left for all of their bottles? And I doubt the post office is delivering male across several states in regular mail trucks.

  • @BernieMadoff-qv5in
    @BernieMadoff-qv5in2 жыл бұрын

    “Ya know selling bras exclusively to women, we’re really only utilizing 50% of the market.”

  • @Bobombkaboom
    @Bobombkaboom2 жыл бұрын

    "Bro vs Manzier" makes me think of "relaxitaxi vs relaxicab".

  • @holeindanssock156
    @holeindanssock1562 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld best show ever? Id say probably.....

  • @holeindanssock156

    @holeindanssock156

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for pin. Coming from official channel.... I feel blessed. Is Larry around? I have a great recipe for omelettes. Take care.

  • @M-David-Hakoh
    @M-David-Hakoh2 жыл бұрын

    That tie dispenser is actually not such a bad idea

  • @joemckim1183

    @joemckim1183

    10 ай бұрын

    The problem with that is not that many jobs require people to wear suits unless they're lawyers.

  • @pradeepshetty4835
    @pradeepshetty48352 жыл бұрын

    Lesser known fact : Steve jobs was an intern at Kramerica Industries.... As per some sources Apple copied most of Kramer's ideas when Kramer was westing his valuable time in Jerry's apartment....

  • @sdmlmy
    @sdmlmy2 жыл бұрын

    Kramer is sublime!

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated2 жыл бұрын

    Is $750 for a book contract actually a good deal? I’m surprised he didn’t ask for royalties.

  • @MisaelMatute76

    @MisaelMatute76

    2 жыл бұрын

    For someone who has never written a book, probably...

  • @BinaryBard64

    @BinaryBard64

    Жыл бұрын

    It's called ghost writing. They normally don't make lots of money anyway, but Kramer is known for making silly deals.

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BinaryBard64 He had air tight cases against both a coffee house and the tobacco industry and he traded for a lifetime supply of coffee and his own billboard, respectively.

  • @ikelove6784
    @ikelove6784 Жыл бұрын

    I would have compromised with "brozere"

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino85692 жыл бұрын

    … and I really like… “It’s like they’re addicted.”

  • @maikp5505
    @maikp5505 Жыл бұрын

    I don’t know why but I’m beginning to appreciate Kramers dress code.

  • @albertf.ismail2605
    @albertf.ismail26052 жыл бұрын

    Love♥️ from 🇲🇾Malaysia!!

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla39702 жыл бұрын

    Actually the idea with Kramerica Industries is not that bad . Was a funny episode .

  • @FathomlessJoy
    @FathomlessJoyАй бұрын

    Newman not ecognizing the postal code for Michgan calls everything I know about Kramerica into question.

  • @tripleooo7881
    @tripleooo78812 жыл бұрын

    Jerry's parents were pretty good to.

  • @tomcovic6395
    @tomcovic63952 жыл бұрын

    His two court settlements haha

  • @fackery8438
    @fackery843810 ай бұрын

    Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber78832 жыл бұрын

    Ironically the beach Cologne is a good idea. My skin smelled it's best after swimming in the ocean...

  • @subhashkapur4148
    @subhashkapur41482 жыл бұрын

    Vandelay Industries vs Kramerica Industries. Who wins?

  • @vistulacooper6802
    @vistulacooper6802 Жыл бұрын

    I SPECIFICALLY FOUND AND BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF PERFUME CALLED "THE BEACH"! It smells amazing!!!

  • @lust4bass
    @lust4bass4 ай бұрын

    07.00 'Well, I like to work in the evenings ' is masterly delivered

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven942 жыл бұрын

    I still say he should have negotiated for more than 25% in the deal with Morty's raincoats.

  • @wvu05
    @wvu052 жыл бұрын

    I am digging the fact that the background art for the coffee table book is the same as the _Nevermind_ cover. Similar fonts, too. This may be the most Nineties thing ever.

  • @JulianDale94
    @JulianDale944 ай бұрын

    6:11 Ah yes, the negotiator

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney2 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious!!!

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn5 ай бұрын

    I love this!!!

  • @Zigidy
    @Zigidy2 ай бұрын

    Ha. I love how the real life Kramer capitalized on the Kramer character from Seinfeld and created a bus tour in real life. And so the show wrote that into an episode. So many layers. Brilliant.

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit89222 жыл бұрын

    But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience. XD

  • @afterlife697
    @afterlife6972 жыл бұрын

    How about bro-ziere. It combines both

  • @FIXTREME

    @FIXTREME

    2 жыл бұрын

    Manziere is better

  • @Hillthugsta

    @Hillthugsta

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FIXTREME ...and more Masculine sounding.

  • @SandmanGames
    @SandmanGames2 жыл бұрын

    I actually got a bro 😂 good support is important

  • @mikeg1378

    @mikeg1378

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes it is..I know that when I wear banlon, there appears to be some jiggling

  • @invisible.fatman

    @invisible.fatman

    2 жыл бұрын

    MANSIERE!!!

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    @@invisible.fatman BRO!

  • @jrpro5195
    @jrpro51952 жыл бұрын

    Kraymerica is responsible for Mod Pizza!

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Жыл бұрын

    What a come back - yeah I understand 37.5 for 3 moskiter

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi Жыл бұрын

    What was kramers source of income?? He seemed to always be living it up

  • @c.moriarty1178

    @c.moriarty1178

    Жыл бұрын

    Ask Bob Sacamano

  • @nickm1094
    @nickm10942 жыл бұрын

    When is Seinfeld going to be released on Blu Ray or 4K

  • @pradeepshetty4835
    @pradeepshetty48352 жыл бұрын

    5:50 is gold ❤️

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers76012 жыл бұрын

    4:12 was so unnecessarily dismissive lmao

  • @wvu05
    @wvu052 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to go to a place where you make your own pizza.

  • @claytonfs
    @claytonfs Жыл бұрын

    I'm reminded of Taco Corp. from The League and the EBDBBnB!

  • @matthewrogers8778
    @matthewrogers87782 жыл бұрын

    THE MAN-ZEER

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    BRO!

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS919 күн бұрын

    When jokes come back around from being absurd and funny to strangely ahead of their time

  • @BrianMiller1973
    @BrianMiller19732 жыл бұрын

    Long live Kramerica!

  • @jeanmaryfrancois1584
    @jeanmaryfrancois1584 Жыл бұрын

    Best comedy ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers76012 жыл бұрын

    4:12 this was a serious burn

  • @ruzzodac
    @ruzzodacАй бұрын

    Some people actually went to jail for trying to pull the "Bottle Scam"

  • @terrellp22
    @terrellp222 жыл бұрын

    very strange he never made any money off of these inventions

  • @MarcusDailyMedia

    @MarcusDailyMedia

    Жыл бұрын

    Coffee table book

  • @cobretticobra7911
    @cobretticobra7911Ай бұрын

    Kramerica gets me through he day

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah....top floor

  • @CT37BN
    @CT37BN6 ай бұрын

    Ban-lon is so underrated🤣😂

  • @harrykrishna2697

    @harrykrishna2697

    4 ай бұрын

    Sid Farkus said there appears to be some jiggling with Banlon

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy60083 ай бұрын

    Mr. Kramer says, "Hey Buddy!"

  • @Sisyphusquit
    @Sisyphusquit2 жыл бұрын

    Where's the pizza idea and trading old records?

  • @dasteezyust4717
    @dasteezyust4717 Жыл бұрын

    I love how the intern is the equivalent of Kramer and they look exactly alike 😂

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo730110 ай бұрын

    I got of start smoking cigars maybe my life will turn out different 😂

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Жыл бұрын

    Pizza Bagel and 3 Musketeers candy bar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    Peterman eats those?

  • @poorshad
    @poorshad Жыл бұрын

    Why are this channel's compilations all backwards?! e.g. You show the oil ball result first, or the disagreement for 25% first, then show where the idea came from or when it started.

  • @rankobarensic
    @rankobarensic Жыл бұрын

    You find something you get a fee🤣🤣🤣

  • @grind7313
    @grind7313 Жыл бұрын

    Krämers trainee thinks he is simply the best 😂😂😂😂

  • @qwertyuser1234
    @qwertyuser1234 Жыл бұрын

    Postal employee Newman does not know what MI stands for?!

  • @ianfinrir8724

    @ianfinrir8724

    Жыл бұрын

    He barely delivers mail to begin with.

  • @nthgth

    @nthgth

    5 ай бұрын

    I'm not sure why he'd concern himself with addresses in other states with his particular job delivering exclusively to an area in Manhattan

  • @sonnysubedi3297
    @sonnysubedi3297 Жыл бұрын

    TCB....takin care of business...

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 Жыл бұрын

    37.50 for three mesketeers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill32 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if Salem Saberhagen's Cat-opia would wanna do business with Kramerica... LOL

  • @McGovern1981
    @McGovern1981 Жыл бұрын

    About sums up corporate logic!

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia2 ай бұрын

    Its like they're addicted

  • @billyhodges7194
    @billyhodges7194 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious how all male soccer players wear the Bro now !!! Kramerica came through !! 😆

  • @tmrevenge
    @tmrevenge Жыл бұрын

    5:04 damn the delivery and the acting was superb! Brilliant magnificent bastards!

  • @michaellalli7693
    @michaellalli7693 Жыл бұрын

    Peterman might be the best guest character on Seinfeld?