His first mistake was bringing the good meat to someone else's barbecue.

@MsLianMPrice

3 жыл бұрын

exactly!!!!!

@nickc6842

3 жыл бұрын

I took ribs to someone else's bbq once... I was young and stupid.

@Two2onefive

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickc6842 We live and learn 😭

@curtisthomas2670

3 жыл бұрын

Using kobe for burgers is sacrilegious to some

@Ben-rz9cf

3 жыл бұрын

@@curtisthomas2670 kobe no wagyu yes i ain't even tried kobe before, too rich for my blood but wagyu burgers are the bomb

Performing the heimlich maneuver to take back your food is next level.

@warrencampbellii8991

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@billybamboom

3 жыл бұрын

That part made me widen my eyes a bit lol

@soulsearch1234

3 жыл бұрын

Not a new comedic move. Has been done before. Others have done it long before Key and Peele.

@expresscrazy8297

3 жыл бұрын

😅🙃👁👄👁🖤

@omersirias

3 жыл бұрын

The comment got me

This is probably the first time Jordan has been the normal one in a skit.

@LordTankian0

2 жыл бұрын

What about the racist song?

@josephmohan1075

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Key is the normal one. They were REALLY unworthy of the beef

@IsaacLikesGames

2 жыл бұрын

Also the Job Interview Skit

@brandonchin6646

2 жыл бұрын

He was the normal one in the Frozen Yogurt one, the Gay Coworker one, the Step-Dad one and one of the post-apocalyptic videos.

@Dhakadice

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonchin6646 And (depending on your point-of-view, possibly the D&D sketch).

His first mistake wasn't bringing Kobe beef to someone else's BBQ, it was using Kobe beef for burgers

@bucktownxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Theyre Dee-licious...try em

@famboozle7668

2 жыл бұрын

@@bucktownxxx I am a man of god and beef

@lordgman1

2 жыл бұрын

Naw, you haven't lived until you've had Kobe burgers

@CoolPapaCash

2 жыл бұрын

Never had a kobe burger but the steaks are crazy good!

@jpaxonreyes

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Kobe was supposed to be really marbled, but he said it was real lean.

Not treating the meat with respect so the dog got taken CONSEQUENCES

@charliericker274

3 жыл бұрын

where's my crack

@abhirajarora7631

3 жыл бұрын

Brother brother brother, give me my dog back.

@tazmaniandevil9625

3 жыл бұрын

Phrasing 🤦‍♂️

@jong-jongspeaks4224

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck

@shunjohn3567

3 жыл бұрын

Naw he took the dog because it ate the meat and he wants it back 🤣

They started out as friends, but then came the beef between them...

@Somebody-Come-Look-At-This

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there 😂

@montetaylor1530

3 жыл бұрын

Clever 😆

@showtimej2582

3 жыл бұрын

Barssss

@theblade9024

3 жыл бұрын

They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

@christopherhardy-jones771

3 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes

“You just ketchup raped my burger” is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

@tjgetem3783

2 жыл бұрын

😂 bro i felt the pain in jordan peele face when he said that

@dinoflagella4185

2 жыл бұрын

I grill burgers on an smoker. I gave a burger to one of my friends. They took a bite and said it was freaking delicious. They proceeded to add ketchup to the burger and took a bite. The look of disappointment on their face was funny. They just looked at me and said they just ruined the burger. 😂

@ashaazimroz6992

Жыл бұрын

@JZ's BFF Ketchup makes any burger better.

@ashaazimroz6992

Жыл бұрын

@JZ's BFF whatever that means

@mavvzahardd2678

2 ай бұрын

search colorado kobe for more info

Keegan’s outfit is the cherry on top of this hilarious sketch. Also the line “don’t mean to park my Bentley next to your Toyota haHAAAHhh” 😹😹

@plstmb6000

10 ай бұрын

Kinda ironic since he say the better meat is japanese.

@FarrierNoire

10 ай бұрын

@@plstmb6000 😹

@benjaminqmorris

6 ай бұрын

i love it when they open a sketch with a slow character reveal like that. the crocs, then the cargo shorts, then the button up, and finally the hat and deranged expression

@jared1750

19 күн бұрын

I knew a guy who talked like that. Hilarious. We don’t talk anymore.

@synchronicitystudios8217

Күн бұрын

@@benjaminqmorris😂😂😂 exactly what I was thinking

The grass those cows ate cost more than this house hahahaahaha.

@user-ov2fc5sd1e

3 жыл бұрын

You mean cost more than this house

@Robertico7316

3 жыл бұрын

I fixed it hahahah. It still hilarious

@aca7927

3 жыл бұрын

Or kzread.info/dash/bejne/apqnttdmc5a4eMo.html

@Max-me9xq

3 жыл бұрын

How so many likes and like 2 comments

@user-ov2fc5sd1e

3 жыл бұрын

@@Max-me9xq maybe because there isn't anything to comment

Plot twist: Key is having second thoughts about poisoning the entire party.

@kazemmousa1

3 жыл бұрын

the best comment so far!

@p03tic28

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the dude ate that piece after he Heimlich maneuvered it out 😂

@JohnSmith-id8kz

3 жыл бұрын

since the dog ate some of the meat he became a liability. that's why he took him

@anandsuralkar2947

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bogbog

3 жыл бұрын

This right here

As crazy as this sketch is, it’s actually real. I’ve seen this happen at BBQs before. Someone brings a few steaks and suddenly they act like they are ballers and can run the show. 😂

@Sahadi420

Жыл бұрын

Except he wasn't, as Kobe beef isn't lean, it's fatter than chuck....chefs literally just use it's own fat to cook it in. Peele's character should have told him to shut the hell up. LOL

@gaiseric9518

Жыл бұрын

If you know where to look, sometimes reality can be funnier than fiction. Sometimes I just hang around to see the chaos.

@NazriB

Жыл бұрын

Lies again? Butt F**ked

@zchris87v80

Жыл бұрын

And then they want their steaks “medium” or something. Only two ways to cook a good steak - well done and extra well done, and covered in ketchup. In fact, there better not be a hint of flavor except for Heinz, and it better be drier than sand. ONLY way to eat meat.

@Scooby-bf4bp

11 ай бұрын

@@zchris87v80 covered in ketchup? What are you donald trump? Thats criminal

0:31 is my favorite part. The way Key delivers that line.

"The grass that these cows ate cost more than this house." I felt that

@IvanGarcia-ug7mf

3 жыл бұрын

then cut yo grass. .

@TheFares98

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@donm9675

3 жыл бұрын

At 17 dollars a bale for hay out here in California, it costs thousands to feed a steer without pasture. All of a sudden ( after dictatorship change) prices have risen by 15% for the small farmer for grains. I can relate with the concern over respecting fine food products. These guys need Oscar's, academy awards and funding to continue their own crafty comedy. Thanks guys for the great work. Bringing real and original humor into this world is a art form that you have MASTERED!

@dorkanderson4963

3 жыл бұрын

He is from Detroit soooo......

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

Good ole suburban culture. Love to bulldoze down all the neighborhoods like this.

Plot twist: he just came by to get the patties cooked, some free bread, and a pet.

@BastardOfTheNorth

3 жыл бұрын

He just wanted the dog

@sarajones7159

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@capitalistcommie6846

3 жыл бұрын

Sahi bole ankit bhai

@LOUDsigh

3 жыл бұрын

He gone eat da dog

@jitzmaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@capitalistcommie6846 not really words, but thanks for trying.

Man he's vibe and everything, the crocs man, makes the character more real and funny xD

"Kobe beef...is real...lean..." That's when you knew he was full of it

I love how the burgers were ready in 15 seconds

@JAF2991

2 жыл бұрын

Well he needs to flash cook the beef

@NewWesternFront

2 жыл бұрын

@@JAF2991 While Teresa is closing

@laurawinters1504

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly...😂😂

@mgsxmike

2 жыл бұрын

Well it's Kobe beef, they burn good

@chrish3615

2 жыл бұрын

Relax man……he cooked em good

I love how everyone knows a guy like this, not necessarily with beef, but the idea is the same...

@chrisjovanovic2321

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Haha. Board game guy. Rules must be strictly followed and every piece goes back in the box using a specific algorithm

@Tyrael02

3 жыл бұрын

i unfortunately saw myself in this skit. I do the same with whiskey and wine LOL

@BulletMagnetJB

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tyrael02 when ya spend £300 on a bottle I think you deserve to be a little picky. Don’t go using my blue label for mixing with coke

@fezzinnit

3 жыл бұрын

My brother.

@wassadhappinau3096

3 жыл бұрын

my dad is like this A LOT lol

I swear this be on repeat! The way he snapped and said "No-No..." he had already lost his mind.

1:36 its the flinging the dog over the fence for me💀

How do they keep coming up with those amazing sketches 🤣🤣

@vladsmaranda9990

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Fredy, nice to see you here

@garygordle5146

3 жыл бұрын

They be a few years old is how

@DeveloperTasuki

3 жыл бұрын

No Idea I Love It Though.

@Andrew_Hayes1

3 жыл бұрын

They are old, but have never been put on KZread

@edcano2293

3 жыл бұрын

Writers and the team behind them. Good shit though

"that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof" LMFAO

@jackedkerouac4414

3 жыл бұрын

I could've used this when my brother proposed to a hoe

@robert4039

3 жыл бұрын

@Jacked Awesome comment!!! Lol

@Blinker_Fluid_Supply

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackedkerouac4414 oh my goodness !!! Same story with one of my friends 😂😂😂

@lastsinner4606

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha this is some good shit here!

"Did he take my dog?" I was thinking the same thing like "did he just steal that guy's pup?" lol.

@mcdognuts3028

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, like "did he just steal that guy's canine?" lol.

@EnlightenedSavage

2 жыл бұрын

Well the dog had some Kobe beef burger in it . Gonna have to do something about it.

@JachAnen

2 жыл бұрын

The dog was worthy

@drgta6

4 күн бұрын

dog burger next door...

“That’s like putting a diamond ring on pig a hoof!” 0:57 😂

"You just ketchup-raped my kobe burger" is a line I never thought I'd hear

@Mickcotton

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Amazing. Ketchup Rape 😆❤️🏴‍☠️

@megamanx466

3 жыл бұрын

Ketchup Rape Awareness! 🙃

@t-rozbenouameur5304

3 жыл бұрын

The burger was screaming no

@curtisrush9978

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing about that part

@theblade9024

3 жыл бұрын

They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

I refuse to believe that they retired. There's no way there's this many sketches I've never seen

@jonathanogundeji4342

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@liv9701

3 жыл бұрын

It's on hulu LMAO

@synchronicitystudios8217

3 жыл бұрын

They were all in the original shows 🤷🏽‍♀️

@christianevans2199

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, they film these just in case one of them died so they could release them later 2pac style

@MrBmw2444

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanogundeji4342 me too.

"I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to a Toyota"!

“Ahh man you’re just putting it right next to the frozen Pattie’s” bro was flustered out the gate 😂

The fact that he squeezes him and catches the beef in his hand is beautiful, it's very difficult to have such masterful physical comedy these days but somehow they pull it off

@CheAshBri

3 жыл бұрын

And then he took it all the way and put the piece in his own mouth 😂 funny shit

@CheAshBri

3 жыл бұрын

@Ulysses Farr shut yo ass up Debbie Downer 😂

@highhopes290

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, the man of culture:)

@cwilson5260

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was impressive.

@UrFaveMF

2 жыл бұрын

That was so smooth! I wonder how many takes they needed to get that perfect heimlich and catch!

“Y’all not worthy”.. he expressed his thought right then.

@theblade9024

3 жыл бұрын

They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

@edenassos

3 жыл бұрын

@@theblade9024 It makes a difference. Have you even eaten kobe wagyu in your life? If you haven't, stfu. It's like a homeless guy telling a story of the mansion he's currently living in.

@pippincovington1348

3 жыл бұрын

Did a robot write this comment ?

@cgg2621

3 жыл бұрын

@@edenassos it doesn't matter if it makes a difference. We all have one food we are snobs about because we eat a lot of it and have honed our palate so that we only like the finer stuff. Some people have strong opinions about pizza or meat, and for others it's beer or wine. Mine is chocolate. You're still a pretententious dickhead if you shit all over people who are just trying to enjoy normal food, because nobody is obligated to develop their taste in any particular direction.

@edenassos

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgg2621 The fuck are you talking about? Irrelevant to my comment. The dude above is saying all water and beef are the same when if you look at them under a microscope, they are not. The lack of education is harmful, evidently. It's not about strong opinions. If you can't taste the difference between Evian and Fiji water, I have bad news for your taste buds, if you think Australian 5 tastes like a Kobe A5, there is something wrong with your nervous system. Nothing here is about "opinions" and everything to to do with chemistry. Please get some education.

I'm always amazed I can regularly find videos I never seen from these duo.

This is one of the more underrated skits they've done it's funny as hell

“ I ain’t trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota” 😭

@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm

3 жыл бұрын

I drive a toyota truck and i laugh when i heard that

@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm

3 жыл бұрын

@Stephan Kargel it is a japanese brand but it's built here in the USA .. Their biggest Tacoma and tundra plant is in Texas that's why i consider toyota more American now.. Ford is built in Mexico

@mionellessi3086

3 жыл бұрын

@@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm You will not buy US made Toyota in Europe or Asia.

@dinosoarskill17

3 жыл бұрын

@Stephan Kargel With that logic, Apple is a Chinese company then. As are most American companies that get their products built in chinaland

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

@@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm I ain’t trying to park my Hyundai next to your Toyota, you know what I’m saying? You know 😎

Burgers: 136 dollars Entire outfit: 3 dollars.

@myrondavis1416

3 жыл бұрын

He clearly say 126 dollars. Like Kobe dying on 1/26. Wake up brother.

@ashleythetrashley1726

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrondavis1416 They never say that all the burgers cost that much. He says 35 dollars a pound in the video. The person who made the comment pribably just chose a random number or popped it into the calculator. Also, Kobe died 5 years after this aired. It wasn't saying anything to reference Kobe. I don know how you could get that. (Edit:burgers were a 126 dollars, my mistake. Still has nothing to do with Kobe since this was 5 years or more before his death. Even if it was made not too long ago I have a feeling it wouldn't have nodded at that.)

@TheGreatDrake

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleythetrashley1726 No at the end of the Video Key clearly says just before he jumps over the fence 126 dollars of beef

@myrondavis1416

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleythetrashley1726 Hes burning grass fed kobe meat on the grill. Like Kobe's body burning in the grassy mountain area......he said you ketchup raped my Kobe burger like Kobes rape case. Then he says 126 dollars worth of beef when he hops the fence like Kobes destu date. Kobe died on 1/26. There is a place in Japan called Kobe, Japan and Japan is under the 126th emporor when he died. Also in 2020 Vanessa Bryant's birthday was on the 126th day of the year. Her birthday only falls on that day on leap years. Truth is there if you want some.

@myrondavis1416

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatDrake thank you

If I ever bought Kobe/Wagyu....I wouldn't even trust myself to fry it.

@harrydavey9884

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, just look at, realise you've failed before you've tried and commit seppuku. No other choice.

One of the funniest ones I’ve seen by then. I’m at a cafe and I almost died laughing. People probably looking at me like I’m crazy

This is actually me after working in kitchens for too long, sad but true.

@maxwellsimmons530

2 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for you, kitchen quality PTSD is a heck of a thing.

@loch4u233

2 жыл бұрын

When someone says to get sauce for something that you slaved in the kitchen making. My moms bf does this with ketchup and it pisses me off more than anythinf

@skullkruncher6144

2 жыл бұрын

Yep I can relate..

@charliewhite2625

2 жыл бұрын

$35 dollars a pound? 😱 OMG😳.. NO!

@corablue5569

2 жыл бұрын

My ex NEEDED bbq sauce on EVERYTHING! Cheese stuffed chicken, steaks, buttermilk pork chops- even scrambled eggs! For fun one morning I put some in his coffee! 🤪. He didn’t laugh, but I did!!!

Are we gonna ignore how clean that heimlich was

@tn-cj9cc

3 жыл бұрын

And he ate it

@justinmeredith4513

3 жыл бұрын

That shot was so smooth haha, like clockwork

“It’s real lean” isn’t that supposed to be the exact opposite reason why Kobe beef is so prized?😂

@chashubokchoy8999

2 жыл бұрын

they’re also extremely tender, but yeah, the marbling is important.

@kimmyc2862

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too! It’s supposed to be good because of the high fat content. And I only know that because of KZread videos 😄

@incidentlyaniguana2193

2 жыл бұрын

They tried to combine grass fed and kobe beef, which are two different appeals. Lean would be an appeal from a healthy, local, grass-fed cow.

@kimmyc2862

2 жыл бұрын

@@incidentlyaniguana2193 makes sense 😄

@imadetheuniverse4fun

2 жыл бұрын

@@incidentlyaniguana2193 grass-fed and lean have nothing to do with each other. In fact, the difference between grass-fed and not-grass-fed manifests in the fat itself. If you went with lean grass-fed I'd say you're just wasting your money hahaha

That is hilarious. He Heimlichs him and eats it. 😂

The way he tossed the dog over the fence😫😫😂😂😂😭

@aldifrpf1188

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@glowgirl8171

2 жыл бұрын

And it made a little squeal -yelp. :-}}

@PastorGooch

2 жыл бұрын

Your emoji usage is off

@corablue5569

2 жыл бұрын

Yeet! 😂😂😂

@urbangorilla33

2 жыл бұрын

PETA better not see this.

when you make someone a delicious pour over cup of fresh anaerobic Costa Rican coffee with sweet notes of assorted fruits and they reach for the creamer...

@iampoch01

3 жыл бұрын

I would hahaha! I'll add sugar, too! I had a friend do something similar, and her face was priceless when I asked for sugar and creamer. She had no creamer, so I asked for evaporated milk instead. It was a hoot!

@ceilingbagel

3 жыл бұрын

My grandparents would have smacked me if I tried to do that to their coffee

@dillmon1

3 жыл бұрын

I hear this from coffee snobs all the time. I say it a million times and Ill say it a million more. Creamer does not ruin the taste of coffee, it actually accentuates the flavors.

@rosylee5683

3 жыл бұрын

I was in Costa Rica in 89 Before it was an Eco destination, it was the best coffee I've ever had And I don't drink coffee, BUT they always offered cream and it was so fresh and luscious.

@Bungoooo

3 жыл бұрын

Personally it depends on the creamer. With fruity coffees Irish cream is delicious with. BUT just a little. I know too many people that have 60 creamer 40 coffee ratio and at that point I should've just microwaved the creamer

The way he knocked that ketchup our of his hand was priceless! 😂

What an impressive take, I wonder how they filmed Keagan catching the piece of beef that was forcibly regurgitated.

It’s like they have a never ending supply of skits 😂😂😂

@GabePuratekuta

3 жыл бұрын

Well, 5 seasons worth of them.

@grandcru701

3 жыл бұрын

They really are the best! And they don't drag politics into it to mess it up----

@GabePuratekuta

3 жыл бұрын

@@grandcru701 Except for the Obama skits.

@Dreamformeable

3 жыл бұрын

@@grandcru701 But we have Oil

@CatGamer-wc2ij

3 жыл бұрын

They talk about rape, that's how. Always classic, lol.

"This little mutha!.." 😂😂😂

@wnerko7484

3 жыл бұрын

that part gets me everytime.sounds like my dad haha

@beanshady

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@zhishangdi3522

2 жыл бұрын

"Did he take my dog?"

@davebrolee3219

2 жыл бұрын

He is eating that little mutha

The fedora gets me every time

The way he yeeeeeted the dog , now im dead 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩🤣

Moral of the Story: Dont let someone who doesn't know what their doing touch your meat.

@tristentarutia5001

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@brianjohnson1601

3 жыл бұрын

Yuuuup.....thats why im single right now lol

@dps1689

3 жыл бұрын

Don't type up comments if you're too stupid to know the difference between they're and their.

@weirdchamp5019

3 жыл бұрын

@@dps1689 ok

@dps1689

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdchamp5019 Just a joke with the same principle. Harmless fun.

Ok I’m convinced there’s a secret vault full of Key and Peele skits that we just don’t don’t know about.

@chadd990

3 жыл бұрын

you haven't seen this one before?

@GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Supreme, key and peele stopped making skits in 2015 when Peele decided to become a movie director, all of their extra skits are on the internet, mostly the offensive ones

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

The shows had lots of little bits which were never on youtube. You had to watch the whole programs on cable and I never saw them in my country.

@gperrin9050

3 жыл бұрын

that's the truth. I was addicted to the Key and Peele clips I was able to find on youtube a few years ago, I scoured KZread for new ones and eventually, the well ran dry. This is my first time seeing this clip.

@BLKPRSN

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting on them to release the skit about "7 inch" 😂😂😂😂

The crocs and fedora 💀

The way he tossed that 🐕 over the fence damn near killed me 🤣😂

@duffal0

Жыл бұрын

Why didn’t u just type dog bro it’s a 3 letter word😭😭

@scottspencerjr.6626

Жыл бұрын

@@duffal0 Because with my ⌨️ when I type certain words the word is automatically replaced by the emoji ......."bro". But I appreciate the concern and I'm glad to know it bothered you so much 😉

@scottspencerjr.6626

Жыл бұрын

@@duffal0 🤣 😂 don't get mad, get glad 🤷🏽‍♂️ ......PS......OKC sucks ass 👎🏽

The dog throw scene was perfect.

That wasn't a skit, that was their first barbecue together right after they "made" it big time!

I hate to admit it, but I’m VERY much like the Kobe neighbor. 😂 When it comes to my grilling. As well as my Wagyu.

Kobe burgers is like washing your car in the rain. The whole reason that they’re highly prized is the marbling and fat content, but if you grind it you can just control the amount of fat in the burgers anyway, so why use Kobe?

@nic3880

2 жыл бұрын

Can grinded meat be mixed together , back to a steak? No? So Kobe beef is only for steak, I think

@TheGeenat

2 жыл бұрын

Because all meat and fat are not created equal

@gumaming

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. That is why the Japanese only eat it in small quantities. It’s not worth grilling it as the fat will all drip away. Just any beef with the right amount of fat is better.

@timmodrow437

3 ай бұрын

It is still different from regular ground beef. The fat tastes different and the patty will be a little softer. It is however not even close to being worth it as a regular burger will be pretty close to the wagyu burger for the fraction of the price. Especially when you mix a little wagyu fat into the mix yourself.

“Not tryna park my Bentley next to your Toyota” gotta be 1 of the most cleanest disses I’ve ever heard 😭 Edit: Came back to this video after a month later and I had no idea I would get this many likes but that shit was fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣😭

@punisher8632

3 жыл бұрын

Fr 🤣

@raifurunanodesu9003

3 жыл бұрын

But it all fun and game until someone imported a latest gen Toyota Century all the way from Japan

@Arshdeepsingh-yg9bd

3 жыл бұрын

backhanded insults at its finest

@b.e.z6831

3 жыл бұрын

Not if it's a supra

@anormalguytrading2052

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.e.z6831 don't ever say that shit again please....

Plot twist: this was all planned so he didn’t have to cook the beef himself.

@schoki1446

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he wanted the dog, cause he‘s cute

@zetsutsuletsu2034

3 жыл бұрын

I think yall are both right.🤣

@GalacticOcean77

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@vijeet25

2 жыл бұрын

Flash cook*

They use this whole skit as their preview on Netflix ❤😂

Grinding Kobe beef into a burger is like pouring coca-cola onto a single-malt scotch.

@JaredConnell

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you ruin perfectly good soda like that?

@022171

2 жыл бұрын

Remy XO with ginger ale. Not kidding, I've seen it done.

@insightfulhistorian1861

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaredConnell Don't even joke about ruining good scotch like that. Coke overpowers nearly any liquor it's mixed with.

@smokeysify

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you want to make the best cocktails, start with the best booze. Ive poured my wife and close friends some of my top shelf bourbon since they wanted to drink. It sure tastes better than jim and coke.

@insightfulhistorian1861

2 жыл бұрын

@@smokeysify Yeah, it's common sense to drink top bourbon straight or on the rocks. What do you drink? Woodford Reserve? I really like 1798 and Elijah Craig.

"this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

@TheHiddenScarab

3 жыл бұрын

LOL !!!!!!!

@thetruthofmadness7911

3 жыл бұрын

Why are two Karen’s kissing in your pfp 😭

@bait5257

3 жыл бұрын

Did we watch the same video? Omg that's crazy

@aran2091

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Luke, we watched the video as well

@lukeingram7655

2 жыл бұрын

@@aran2091 I've watched it twice

historians: they work well together

@darcflame37

3 жыл бұрын

Archeologists: they were lovers, they were both male? Shit nevermind

@aca7927

3 жыл бұрын

Or kzread.info/dash/bejne/apqnttdmc5a4eMo.html

I like how they made the Kobe beef guy wear Crocs

The way he threw the dog over the fence 🤣 😂 🤣🤣

Peele: Anybody want a double burger? Key: Nobody wants a double burger, that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof. Had me laughing so hard.

@totalbliss1

3 жыл бұрын

Just picturing that in my head has me in stitches.

@rynull3481

2 жыл бұрын

it's an asian proverb

@wtfshiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked. Congrats you watched the skit too.

@DeathBringer769

2 жыл бұрын

I always prefer a double cheeseburger, if possible, lol.

@ckent1075

Жыл бұрын

@@wtfshiiiiii bro why are you so mad?

Alien carnivores be like “get that McDonald’s human away from my Whole Foods human”

@greyalien826

3 жыл бұрын

why does this have likes? not even funny, trying too hard.

@RAMMSTEIN4HIMMER

3 жыл бұрын

@@greyalien826 clearly 149 people thought otherwise.

@klarastern5597

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@gustavhedberg8056

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it be called an alien homovore?

@klarastern5597

3 жыл бұрын

@@gustavhedberg8056 nice :D and yes?

This video just flows so well, it's constant jokes, most of them are but this one just hits so smoothly

this was my mom after making a gourmet meal saying no ketchup on it! And don't salt it til you taste it first..haha

No matter how many Key and Peele sketches you've seen, there will always be more that you have yet to watch...

@grandcru701

3 жыл бұрын

They really are great----

@Treeeee2008

3 жыл бұрын

The show went off the air a few years back so there's no way that there can be this many sketches that I've never heard of, and this is coming from someone that has watched practically every single episode so this is insane.

Literally everyone that cooks with kobe beef.

@HugoHernandez-kb4dn

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@charliewhite2625

2 жыл бұрын

$35 a pound? 😱 OMG😳..NO! You don't bring something like that to someone else's cook out. He had about 6 to 8 burgers on that plate about $200 worth. Hell to the no.....lol..😂

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@251rmartin It was either that or the house huh

@lordgman1

2 жыл бұрын

Someone's jealous of the grillmasters

I feel the disturbing implication of him taking the dog after it ate some of his Kobe beef is that he's going to somehow "extract" the beef from the dog later, lol.

The amount of times I watched and laughed at this. My Sons acts just like this about their steaks 😅😅😅😅

I like how they added a space between Keegan’s front teeth. Do you think his friends address him as Keegan? Keegan-Michael?

@rootbeer_666

3 жыл бұрын

Kee-Mike _[citation needed]_

@dr.lyleevans6915

3 жыл бұрын

@R S Apparently it’s ok to be racist against white people these days; it’s actively encouraged actually

@khestehave

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.lyleevans6915 @R S you do both realize that both their mothers are white...right...

@Mediados

3 жыл бұрын

@@khestehave Appearantly not. People think making jokes about white people equals hating white people.

@khestehave

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mediados I know, right....and since when was a cookout a “white activity”??? 😑

“Real lean” “Kobe beef” Pick *ONE*

@zeinnaja

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! How in the world is Wagyu “lean”. It is so deliciously fatty!

@halibutman3208

3 жыл бұрын

Lol two different things,kobe n wagyu different cows

@E-A-Z-Y

3 жыл бұрын

@@halibutman3208 Kobe is breed of Wagyu, ya doofus.

@marcsannicolas4074

3 жыл бұрын

@@E-A-Z-Y all kobe is wagyu but not all wagyu is kobe. Get rekt scrub.

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

3 жыл бұрын

When you so poor you can't even afford a picture of kobe beef to see the marbling.

The walk with crocs he has in the beginning is exactly the look I would imagine for this character

I like how he gave him the heimlich and grabbed the piece and ate it

When he slapped the ketchup 😂

@pops4657

3 жыл бұрын

That ketchup was about to do unmentionable things to that burger

@PrxciseAim

3 жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂

Keegan acting like they eatin' Thor's burgers. "Y'all not worthy."

@yummychips_

3 жыл бұрын

bruh, facts..... .... but if it was authentic kobe outta japan.... imma be acting like that to... some ppl say wagyu isn't nothing, fly to Japan and try it. It is something. I am a big steak guy, and I legit bought a plane ticket to prove the "wagyu hype" was fake. I was shockinly, but happily dissapointed.

@sonofaquack6987

3 жыл бұрын

@@yummychips_ damn, I've heard it was actually pretty good. Also, don't know if turning into ground meat is the best way to eat it.

@dreadnought6263

3 жыл бұрын

I live in japan lol

"ketchup raped" 🤣🤣🤣

"I ain't trying to park my bentley next to your toyota"😂

peele: where’s the restroom? key: “they grass-fed beef...” 😂

why is nobody talking about how fast those burgers cooked tho

@bproducer

3 жыл бұрын

It should be severed rare or medium rare

@ShadowDaNet

3 жыл бұрын

Right and were just straight up bricks too.

@LateBloomerMedia

3 жыл бұрын

"You wanna flash cook those because they real lean you know they grass fed"

@Mike-ds4ht

3 жыл бұрын

Kobe cooks really quick. So did the pilot. *ducks for cover*

@LateBloomerMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-ds4ht and the worlds tasteless joke award goes tooo.... mike

The script is hilarious by itself but what really gets me is the execution lol Like every single action in the short sketch is just so damn funny

I never seen this skit. And I thought I seen them all when it comes to key and Peele marathons. We need them back.

Key: Tosses the dog over the fence Me: DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nadir1378

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@randib.588

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Only the dog is worthy to have the special beef patties, he is the purest one there.

Finding a new Key & Peele skit randomly makes my day so much better lol

Everybody gangsta till the Kobe beef gets pulled out

@HisWordisLife4U

3 жыл бұрын

and the crocs are ON!

POV you’re not early you’re just here at the right time

@muniiee103

3 жыл бұрын

yea right bro, just refreshing my youtube hahaha

@jason53

3 жыл бұрын

@@muniiee103 facts

@solohi

3 жыл бұрын

You're* lol

@Lader_skater

3 жыл бұрын

What’s your favorite song off flower boy?

@jason53

3 жыл бұрын

@@solohi my bad I wrote it really quickly cus I was early

This might be my favorite of all the sketches I've seen on this channel

the way he throwed the dog over the fence kills me everytime

The moment he litteraly just made him spit out the burger and caught it and ate it....damn

He took his doog !

@JohnDoe-fz6zn

3 жыл бұрын

Dey Tookers derg

@motorolasamurai1635

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Korone reference

@TheJofrica

3 жыл бұрын

I like the sound the dog made at the end

@wowowowzzz

3 жыл бұрын

You know damn right!

@ghostpants4920

3 жыл бұрын

y u tek my dog

He licked his fingers and then touched the burger

Okay, I had to watch twice. This had me dying. lol

KZread: Random keye & peele sketch you've never seen Me: This shit about to be funny

@LuisEnriqueRubioChavez

3 жыл бұрын

It’s old 🤷‍♂️

@cashel5232

3 жыл бұрын

@@LuisEnriqueRubioChavez nah g this ones new on youtube

@Treeeee2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@LuisEnriqueRubioChavez there are a lot of obscure key & Peele sketches that I've never seen

Plot twist: Key was lazy to cook them so he took advantage of his neighbour's barbeque

@markdent4052

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@Treeeee2008

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just wanted the dog

love the extra in the orange shirt doing an airbite after gets deburgered!

Two minutes of sheer genius. These guys are so brilliant.

Man wearing Crocs in public is too bougie for a barbecue.

@matm1283

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t see a smoker therefore this is not a barbecue. It’s a cookout

@GNParty

3 жыл бұрын

@@matm1283 Grammar Nazi detected! 🙂

@matm1283

3 жыл бұрын

@@GNParty I’m not correcting their grammar I’m saying their statement is factually wrong

@garrett2439

3 жыл бұрын

@@matm1283 "Cookout" is a banal Americanism. Perhaps Bird M is from somewhere else in the Anglosphere. Naturally this line of thought did not occur to you.

@matm1283

3 жыл бұрын

@@garrett2439 America is the only country that matters