I tried to get out of moving my girlfriend's stuff, now we're married. CONSEQUENCES.

@mr.l8723

4 жыл бұрын

bob smith Oh my god, are you ok!?!😨

@westernyay1701

4 жыл бұрын

bob smith I got hit by all keys of the piano CONSEQUENCES

@m.daniellagreen9856

4 жыл бұрын

bob smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@westernyay1701

4 жыл бұрын

deadcool 2 I see what you did there

@haywoodjblome4768

4 жыл бұрын

You have the most generic name I've ever seen

Finding a key and peele video you haven’t watched is like finding a 20 dollar bill in your pocket.

@__-kb9no

4 жыл бұрын

Or a little weed nugget in between my couch!!

@Potter5757

4 жыл бұрын

Erwinn Garrett honestly I get even more excited by key and Peele

@zombi05

4 жыл бұрын

You're telling the truth. Where is Maury when you need him?

@toddrules111

4 жыл бұрын

I hadnt seen this one yet.

@InternalxHD

4 жыл бұрын

facts

When someone ask "What are you doing this Saturday?" Me: that depends on why you are asking

@britjazpena5831

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

3 жыл бұрын

Very busy sleeping.

@irocitZ

3 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely not looking for an accidental lifetime of back pain.

@irocitZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@GaganSingh-nx2yv yes, extremely busy sleeping...ha.

@gamebearing5764

3 жыл бұрын

That is my legit response

Plot twist: she was never moving, she just wanted him to paint the apartment

@chrisrobinson8339

3 жыл бұрын

He's not going to paint that apartment either. 😆

@anemicsilence

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisrobinson8339 🤣👍

@reversetyronemagnus1715

3 жыл бұрын

And/or propose

@pavlovsunhappydog

3 жыл бұрын

The paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

@TJCID22

3 жыл бұрын

@@pavlovsunhappydog And that is why you shouldn't get married.

People who own pickup trucks need to be very careful with who they make friends with

@504westside9

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@maroonblood151

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve said this before to friends 😂

@Modernhumanbeing

4 жыл бұрын

I hear that

@ajohndaeal-asad6731

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh facts

@omgitsabean15

4 жыл бұрын

Easy, just other truck owners

Peele's make-up is crazy. Didn't even recognize him.

@NATEDIZZLES813

4 жыл бұрын

That’s not Peele

@user-wn5dm6ku5i

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Manley r/woooosh

@earthangel6858

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wn5dm6ku5i lol...good one

@natecochrane93

4 жыл бұрын

@@NATEDIZZLES813 how have you even made it this far in life?

@NATEDIZZLES813

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Cochrane Ummm..... by waking up every morning.

"I am so sorry, that I didn't plan my emotional turmoil, around your move." The indignation 😭

@HamburgerMolester

Жыл бұрын

I think we've all used a bs line like that at some point or another in our lives 😂

"12 hours" "ok move tomorrow" "48 hours didnt know what i was thinking"

When he changed from 12 hrs to 48 hrs, I died 😂😂😂😂

@DuuuvalTWD

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao gold

@niko-im8nl

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Quince if you died how did you comment?

@wisdom984

4 жыл бұрын

@@niko-im8nl lmao idiot

@drfauci9103

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!

@KarthikNagarajan

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace

I have a truck. When people mention moving altogether, I remove myself from their life until they are done.

@luckiestcharm

4 жыл бұрын

Melvin Mansoor 😂😂😂😂

@mhDarkWolf

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I'm scared of getting another truck

@R1Flem

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Samsung-ky2zf

4 жыл бұрын

What a bitch

@YNTGUNS

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck i loved my my old truck, but i hated always having to mive ppls shit lol. Always asking fir something

Man is prepared with a ring in his pocket at all times

@Monjoo

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes gold, sometimes rubber

@giri

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment 💀

*drastically* "... and I don't need time apart, because we're perfect together" *proposes* 🤣🤣🤣

You know it's serious when you don't eat the cherry pie.

@stormwatcher59

4 жыл бұрын

That pie looks so good!!!

@corbinfobbs6409

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even take a bite

@antondw7905

4 жыл бұрын

Can't even enjoy a piece of pie without this b!*

@lequeen737

4 жыл бұрын

Riiiight😂 my fat ass was like "nigga...................you better EAT that pie!!!!

@robertjones8260

4 жыл бұрын

I’d eat HER pie every day and twice on Sundays.

At this point in my life honestly I’d rather chip in and help pay for movers than actually help someone move.

@ministerc9513

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! It's like an airport run... I'll just pay for an Uber for you.

@Merknilash

4 жыл бұрын

Friends don’t ask friends to help them move after the age of 30

@gcord21

4 жыл бұрын

I think my friend move 3-4 times. After the last move, I told him to hire some movers, haha. It was getting old real quick.

@1MinuteFlipDoc

4 жыл бұрын

i've had back surgery. i never have to help anyone move every again!! :)

@kahlildunn9022

4 жыл бұрын

Facts! I hate moving MY OWN FAMILY'S SHIT.

These guys are so unbelievably good at what they do. The world is now seeing Jordan and his amazing potential but I feel like Key is still not getting the recognition he deserves. My absolute favorite comedians. I watch these guys at least once a day

@danielle358

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@silkoth69

2 жыл бұрын

No... key is good but no where near as good as Key and Peele fans claim.

@budzmckenzie6606

2 жыл бұрын

Key gets a lot of roles and cameos in both serious and comedy movies. Just look up all of the projects he’s been apart of in like the past 5 years

@transcendcapitalism

8 ай бұрын

i totally agree - key is such an amazing actor. he's truly incredible. i want him to win an oscar

@krultorwaru121

8 ай бұрын

I still dont know which one is which xd

Whats even worse is when you own a truck and even people who aren't your girlfriend volunteer you to help move.

I feel like I’ve seen this, but at the same time I feel like I haven’t

@Mycelus

4 жыл бұрын

They're reuploading videos from Comedy Central to K&P's own channel

@716calvin

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know lol same

@flusterative795

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly how I feel, even the title seems familiar but I just cannot remember watching it. So weird.

@sambalgoreng

4 жыл бұрын

RHETT AND LINK JUST BEING HONEST SONG!!!!!

@yaboinellz0804

4 жыл бұрын

Or u just been threw this an your just now realizing it lol

Friend: I’m moving next month Me: Oh no, I’ll be out of town all month

@reapersouls6769

4 жыл бұрын

(Me: start crying 😭 im gonna be in the hospital for the next few weeks.) me: walks in my house shoots myself in the gut. Bang! bang! (Guy: you could always just said no.

@elgayetas

4 жыл бұрын

Or you can stop being a little bitch ass, and tell your friends you can't do it because you are not their personal mover company

@shanenolan85

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@orbsorbs8465

4 жыл бұрын

elgayetas jokes are fun aren’t they? Or at least, they would be if you weren’t such a dimwit of a human being who ignores all aspects of a joke just to insult someone because you can’t tell when people are actually being serious or not

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

@@orbsorbs8465 You missed the joke. Irony.

I'm helping a friend move atm and I feel this deep in my soul. I should have known. Never have friends.

@juniorjames7076

3 жыл бұрын

In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

@brandes8057

3 жыл бұрын

That why I always try not to have too many friends.The more friends u have the more drama. and in this case, moving drama😒

She made up the whole moving out thing to get him to propose. He got done

@pavlovsunhappydog

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, and the paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

@regal2424

3 жыл бұрын

@@pavlovsunhappydog wdym finished lol

Dude already tryna find a way to get out of painting that apartment 🤣

@icemanjr.5819

4 жыл бұрын

FoshoGotFlow 😂 😂 😂 and gonna say thats what bfs do even though he just proposed

@joshbrock7917

4 жыл бұрын

IceMan jr. exactly! He should’ve said that’s what husbands do

@DragonBlack199

2 жыл бұрын

She didn’t even say yes she just jacked the ring 😂

HER NAME IS CLAIRE. CLAIRE WAS THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM THE PIZZA ORDER SKIT

@richj24

4 жыл бұрын

Yo

@richj24

4 жыл бұрын

DESTINY

@guinevereinthefield176

4 жыл бұрын

Sung-Hoon Kim CONSEQUENCES 🤣

@Bagelking3900

4 жыл бұрын

It all comes together

@pickedupapencil

4 жыл бұрын

Also, they mention Claire in the 'Megan, Come Back' skit.

Peele has finally brought his acting-as-a-woman to ultimate perfection

@MikeBrownLegend

4 ай бұрын

He was totally Channeling his inner Neil DeGrasse Tyson's wife in this episode 😂

The second I heard “moving on my own” I yelled “KEEGAN, GET OUT OF THERE”!!!!

Then we'll move on Sunda- 48 HOURS 😂😂

@chiefRaho

4 жыл бұрын

😹

@marvinmj7075

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the funniest part

@SKULFRAKproDukshunz

4 жыл бұрын

@@marvinmj7075 right

@cza5897

4 жыл бұрын

*Then

@jjharrison6895

4 жыл бұрын

"I dont know what I was THINKING..."

The moment when you realize the sex aint good enff to slip a disk moving a fridge

@SF-li9kh

4 жыл бұрын

Yyyyupp !!

@alessandrofiguccio7192

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😭 this one got me

@karong7017

4 жыл бұрын

Must be worst for women. Likely, faking it the entire relationship. All he's good for is moving boxing and furniture. 🤗🤗

@burgerbandit3646

4 жыл бұрын

@@karong7017 Lmao, you mad bro?

@goldenstandard187

4 жыл бұрын

Jr jr lol

I love helping my friends move. You get free pizza, AND you get to keep any junk they don't want to bring with them! Got a 50 inch TV that way once.

@cheshirecynic4524

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto! Last time I helped someone move, I got a free poker table and an SM58! The time before that, I got a fire pit and gardening supplies! It also gives me a chance to show off my wicked Tetris skills, and it makes people I care about happy. 10/10, will help family and friends move again.

@notrend_

Жыл бұрын

LIES ALL LIES YOU GUYS JUST NEED HELP MOVING. CON ARTIST YOU NEED TO BE ARRESTED

"BABE... ALL I NEED ARE TWELVE HOURS." "Fine, we're moving on Sunday." "48 HOURS! WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

He said '48 hours' so quick. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Looks like the guy from the pizza place finally got together with Claire after all. What a love story

@amiqai

4 жыл бұрын

Oh fu*king hell yeah!!

@isabelmartin8427

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking!

@EasyCure0

4 жыл бұрын

She made a full recovery from falling out that window. Wendell must be so happy.

@Nick-zp6wm

4 жыл бұрын

Bro why would you say some insensitive shit like that? Really wtf is wrong with you? Claire died, She was shot in the neck! May she rest peacefully.

@sammmmm812

4 жыл бұрын

AHHHHH I LOVE THIS

My dad always used to say the criteria for a real friend is not whether they call you on your birthday or hug and peck you on the cheek when you meet, but if they offer to help you when you move.

@AynMax666

2 жыл бұрын

An old joke claimed: 'Friends help you move…_real_ friends help you move _a_body_.'.

"You got me all.....confused" Love the flappy cheek sound and gesticulations

Where do these new ones keep coming from? It's like Tupac keeps releasing another album!

@depohoudini7080

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not new

@Chris-vi5di

4 жыл бұрын

Its cuz these were on comedy central tv show but not the KZread channel

@DocHalliday

4 жыл бұрын

"Rest in peace, Tupac!" "I will..."

@757rell

4 жыл бұрын

This shit old your dumb

@RightWingRadioShow

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you watched chappelle show clips on youtube but never watched yhe show. Then you wonder why youve never seen half of it.

If you ask your friend with a truck to help you move you owe him a tank of gas/diesel and a 30 pack of his favorite beer. No exceptions it’s even in bro code

@travisharris4351

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, Crazy Butter72 that's the old bro code. it needs to be updated!

@ElRey96

4 жыл бұрын

A year ago when my friend helped me move I we drank a 6 pack that was in my fridge and I payed for our lunch, tried paying him after we were done, and he said “put that away man what are friends for?” It’s bro code.

@IsaiahINRI

4 жыл бұрын

@Rahr thats a really nice thing to do but i fear you may only have friends because they get stuff out of it, i know i have had many friends like that

@kaivickers166

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the code was pizza and beer/soda. No?

@onkelpappkov2666

4 жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahINRI I used to think friendship was magical and transcended the laws of the natural world but in hindsight, that was because I was dumb as shit. Friends are people in your vicinity who benefit from benefiting you. If you don't reward your friends with anything, you're kind of a bad friend. If a friend helps you and you give him a dry handshake and send him home, that guy won't help you forever.

My college boyfriend literally broke up with me to avoid helping me move... this is triggering LMAO

@xGSxAmAZyn

3 жыл бұрын

are you sure that is the reason whyyyyyy... orrrrrrr uhhhhh hmm

@juniorjames7076

3 жыл бұрын

In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

@sanjayw9878

2 жыл бұрын

@@juniorjames7076 I did moving for closer to 4 years starting at the age 22, I'm 29 now and I do have issues with my back. That strain aged it, I need constant work on it from my wife and no one else my age complains about back issues..

@juniorjames7076

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanjayw9878 I'm very sorry to hear that! Actually almost EVERYBODY I know who is over 28 has some back, knee, or leg problems due to: 1) intensive competitive sports activities since early childhood that eventually took their toll, 2) bad lifting habits and careless form when doing physical labor making them vulnerable to injuries 3) gaining weight and not staying in shape. Some of my friends who used to be "alpha athletes" are now in bad shape (torn muscle here, pulled muscle there, broke ankle here) because they were in denial about getting old tried to play basketball or rugby at 31 like they were still 21!! My best friend broke his leg by doing something stupid on the basketball court, he though he was still 18 years old! I switched to tennis and indoor rockclimbing when I realized my body can't do what i want it to do anymore. Stay healthy and safe!!

@sanjayw9878

2 жыл бұрын

@@juniorjames7076 Thanks man, I realized things were changing after 26. I feel my knees and my back now lol and I like your idea of rock climbing, that's something to consider and I live in phoenix we have everything you could think of here. But Jesus I can't believe your friend somehow broke his damn leg just from basketball lmfao doing some silly young kid shit hahahahaha Thanks for the advice btw

They legit played Han and Leia’s theme when he proposed lololol

@JoshuaCastillo6309

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, I heard it too.

This is also how it works when you're the friend with a truck.

@hynori1819

4 жыл бұрын

one of the time that you wish you didn't have a truck.

@mcgriddle552

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you're like most friends with a truck you usually never come through

@nanjacks913

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😆😁😄😄

@ceazinfinity9287

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcgriddle552 lmaooo

@Microphonecheckher

4 жыл бұрын

LOL why do you all buy trucks then?!!! Especially you flatbed truck owners.

Key: I didn’t help my girlfriend move, right after I left a grand piano fell on my head... *CONSEQUENCES*

@MyraMonique

4 жыл бұрын

Just an ant 😂😂😂

@palladium607

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Anne-ll2eh

4 жыл бұрын

Lolllllllll

@yumadapaka

4 жыл бұрын

Did you get 88 concussions?

@chicoti3

4 жыл бұрын

@@yumadapaka one for each key

the fear in his eyes as he's trying to find an excuse

“Wanna go to the mall with me? I need new clothes.” I am moving out

My back always magically hurts me whenever my friends are moving out.

@JakeBritton94

4 жыл бұрын

@L F gosh darn man calm down, I doubt he was fudging serious. No need to get so worked up over a KZread comment

@BrokenNoah

4 жыл бұрын

@@JakeBritton94 One of those days probably

@Living_Legacy

4 жыл бұрын

@L F I agree with you to some degree but you didn't need to call him out like that lol he might have been joking but if he was serious then people like them will never have good friends because they aren't good friends themselves

@abudabisas

4 жыл бұрын

@L F ye not gonna be slave for some materialistic bullshit, when i move i have a backpack and laptop, so no i not understand need for fucking 500kg oak table

@mabaws1254

4 жыл бұрын

@L F Ironically you sound like the shithead in this case. Lots of shitheads like you these days

It's the alternate universe where the pizza man actually ends up with Claire

@Sundance_Kid21

4 жыл бұрын

I hit that, sexually

@realfreedomofspeech

4 жыл бұрын

Face like a 4

@sunset3250

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made my day

@vedrathmurthy703

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bruh

@fortunaterooster_9882

4 жыл бұрын

That’s great

I'm glad that this pizza guy and Claire are finally together. And they look like they're living the good life too.

So he was going to propose that day, but since she needed help moving, he decided to call the whole thing off.

Dude straight up turned into a monster once that relationship involved work.

@magnificenttruthseekingque403

4 жыл бұрын

Doc Barlow like that’s most men in general I swear

@SHrepairs

4 жыл бұрын

Working on bish problems

@magikal_oz9872

4 жыл бұрын

But he proposed so at least he’s committed to only making her life harder

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

@@magnificenttruthseekingque403 Sorry that men just don't want to deal with YOUR problems.

@magnificenttruthseekingque403

4 жыл бұрын

You are an NPC, please reply I don’t want a man to deal with my issue or problem but what wrong with helping with a solution

This is why chicks always have that one guy friend...... the one thats willing to rupture a spleen man handling a washer just for a hug 😂

@galaxy5saskue

4 жыл бұрын

R/niceguys

@blakeharris58

4 жыл бұрын

I was that guy. Worst story, bitch had me help assemble a bed... Then rushed me out the door because another guy was on the way to fuck her in it.

@blakeharris58

4 жыл бұрын

@Noble6 damn. 👊🏾

@ThatGuy-en2nn

4 жыл бұрын

@@blakeharris58 lmfao that's tuff. It's not funny, but It's so messed up that it kinda is.

@blakeharris58

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy-en2nn I laugh now because I'm happily married. I cried into a blunt then because I was lonely and single.

i love the discount "han and the princess" at the end.

I like how he always say “so, when do you THINK that’s going to happen.” Like he knows he ain’t gonna happen.

This is actually the best showcase of gaslighting I’ve ever seen

@freddychopin

4 жыл бұрын

thatsthejoke.jpg

@timmberr3572

4 жыл бұрын

theres is so many things in here wrapped together lol. Narcissism (gaslighting) Feminism (boyfriends pay for rent? how about equality?)

@MrNinjaone1

4 жыл бұрын

@@freddychopin bro wtf is wrong with you

@MrNinjaone1

4 жыл бұрын

@@timmberr3572 wtf are u talking about boyfriend is paying for rent ? also feminism is literally about equality, wtf are you trying to say

@vaniathomas8859

4 жыл бұрын

How about the emotional manipulation this has Narcissism written all over it 😔

A K&P video I haven't watched yet....Ahhhhh ♥️

@RightWingRadioShow

4 жыл бұрын

Could also just watch their tv show but w/e.

@krishaungreen4647

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked it immediately it was so refreshing to see

@deathsagaXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@RightWingRadioShow u gonna buy it for me then?

I find it fascinating that these skits are short yet extremely potent in comedy and depth. Love it.

This is like a dude explaining to the teacher why he didn’t do his hw

“Just one key&peele video before sleep.” I said. 7 hrs ago.

@dustincupples7735

4 жыл бұрын

KZread is a dangerous place to visit before sleep

@reyjeff4297

4 жыл бұрын

That is me all the way. Wish I wasn’t so addicted.

@Keyaan121

4 жыл бұрын

We’ve all been there !

@terrierqueen4091

4 жыл бұрын

Yo! Right here!

@joshuafilms2023

4 жыл бұрын

Damn my bath water got cold.

That ending totally caught me off guard. Of course K&P make the best skits.

@gandalfstormcloud7514

4 жыл бұрын

They're good but Monty python is all time funniest.

@Jeremy-jm3fe

4 жыл бұрын

@@gandalfstormcloud7514 The Spanish Inquisition caught me off guard too

@gandalfstormcloud7514

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy-jm3fe Ni!

@zabekhan9109

4 жыл бұрын

What about long beach Griffey yall missin out

@gandalfstormcloud7514

4 жыл бұрын

@AC2 I was a big fan but his skits just don't seem funny anymore. His stand up's still hilarious.

omg that initial horror track when she says "I'm moving myself this saturday" lololol... I have been there

All I need is 12 lousy hours on Saturday. Fine, we’ll move on Sunday 48 hours. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

@eleSDSU

4 жыл бұрын

The timing was awesome.

@deepwaterblessing3

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ghostyfrost9688

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO so hilaroius

@tonsixxx4152

4 жыл бұрын

You got me ALLLLLL confused 🤣

@thafloatinggoat

4 жыл бұрын

I had to pause video I was laughing so hard at that part 😂

This how I feel when my own family ask me to do shit that I didn't even plan on doing.

@samuelr.6046

4 жыл бұрын

You live with them so it's your problem too. Or they could throw your stuff in the garbage for not helping. Unless I'm making assumptions about you living with them.

@boring5357

4 жыл бұрын

@@samuelr.6046 You act like it's by choice.

@ceazinfinity9287

4 жыл бұрын

@@boring5357 not by choice but it's a compromise you have to make because you are under their roof. We've all been there bruh 😭😭. At least you aren't paying 1200 a month for a small studio. My pockets are screaming help lol

@boring5357

4 жыл бұрын

@@ceazinfinity9287 Again not by choice. A compromise is a choice.

@johndowe7003

4 жыл бұрын

@@ceazinfinity9287 move somewhere else thn

This is my fav sketch, i watched it like 10 times by now. Her real life reactions compliments so well with his surreal, ridiculously obvios over the top level of excusism and lying.

Key and Peele are like masterpiece videogames. They have so much replayability and never get old!

Key: babe, all I'm asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday Claire: ok fine, we'll move on Sunday Key: 48 hours LOL

@nanjacks913

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious🤣🤣😹😆

A skit I haven't replayed 30 times already? YAYYYYY

@iReiGNxx

4 жыл бұрын

For now...

@p996lazxer

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one😂😂😂

@strangerpwee

4 жыл бұрын

Madara wants a word...

@ThePsychicFish

4 жыл бұрын

Just use the wood nigga

I think it's so adorable and cute af that she low key said yes to the proposal by simply taking the ring.

My mom died last month. My whole family, even my own brother said "Whatever you need, I'm here for you." Except for this.

The way he stopped in mid bite when he realized he was being set up 🤣🤣, priceless, me all day

Dude Im the same, every time someone is moving I vanish off the face of the earth😂

@hitokiribattousai7703

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!! Same

@samuelr.6046

4 жыл бұрын

Just call a mover they are really aren't that expensive.

@krmlo2689

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah cuz when you need to move no one wants or can help you move even if you have helped them move in the past fuck that friends are basically infectious diseases to me when it comes to moving I avoid them at all cost

Okay, so what would you rather: Help your girlfriend move all her stuff on Saturday, or have to take Meeghan to the mall?

@katyungodly

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely move girlfriends stuff, Meeghan is a disgusting person I couldnt survive around her lol

I can watch key and peele all day and everyday,this show never gets old,every skit is funny asf,

Key low-key looks like a skinny af version of Dwayne Johnson in this sketch. Something about his facial expression and eyebrow action idk

@JoshuaCastillo6309

3 жыл бұрын

So I guess that makes Key "The Pebble."

@teratesla

3 жыл бұрын

Especially at 2:07

@Arkayjiya

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaCastillo6309 Took me a few seconds to get that one xD

@TheJofrica

3 жыл бұрын

@@teratesla Haha yeah

@thatsthat2612

3 жыл бұрын

I see it

Girl: Can you help me pack this Saturday at 3:00 Boy: oh sorry i have a business meeting Girl: Sorry I meant Wednesday Boy: It’s a 7 day meeting

@walterwhite4826

4 жыл бұрын

Nice two comments 4 mins apart...

@adamtukaczynski8622

4 жыл бұрын

Walter White ahh shit didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to comment twice in one video... my bad

@ibieiniid4240

4 жыл бұрын

Can you help me move? I'm busy that day I didn't even say which day yet

@StefunnyStrange

4 жыл бұрын

Walter White Uh-oh, the comments police 🚔 is in the building.

@idrissahmat498

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

1:02 This escalated quickly

I thought I've seen all of key and Peele but there's so much more.they need to bring this show back.mad TV too

Helping someone move is one of the requirements for becoming a Roman Catholic saint.

@uglynakedguy6497

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericb.1384 *hol'up*

@Solisium-Channel

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing we know that the pope is the devil and all he says is crap

@taediumvitae1984

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kelroy2121

3 жыл бұрын

Do we get a free pass into heaven?? I just did that like last week

@truffle6082

3 жыл бұрын

@@uglynakedguy6497 😄😄😄

Peele’s makeup is getting pretty convincing! I couldn’t even tell it was him this time!

@WillBilliam

4 жыл бұрын

Sid J Haha

@ichbingrun7582

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

This was too far-fetched: A landlord stopping a rent rise to keep a current tenant happy.

@PinkLaptop

3 жыл бұрын

He might not find a reliable easy going tenant.

@wlacroix10

3 жыл бұрын

I hate to be that commenter but it happened to me. Landlord lowered the rent too because I was a good quiet tenant. I stayed and didn’t move. Loss my deposit from the new place but it was worth the lowered rent😁😁😁

@kobe51

3 жыл бұрын

@@wlacroix10 It happens, just very rarely...

@sanjayw9878

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I lived in the same spot for 3 years and they raised the rent after each year lmao despite me never being late and being a good tenant. It's bs

@evelynvongizycki1017

2 жыл бұрын

That happened me but years ago

They’re both so funny 😂 the cure I’ve been looking for ❤️🙏🏼

"All I'm asking is 12 lousy hours this Saturday" "OK fine! We'll move on Sunday" "48 hours" I died.

FINALLY!!!!! A Key & Peele Sketch I haven't watched! 😍😍😍

@masterpopeyoda3290

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@javiergomez5671

4 жыл бұрын

That’s rare my friend

@phamthixuannga1337

4 жыл бұрын

Me too :)))

@WinterLoveSpirit

4 жыл бұрын

ITS A DAY OLD THATS WHY

@gio-mz3ty

4 жыл бұрын

Lynn Alexander nah they repost all the old ones so they get put in everyone’s recommendations cuz they haven’t watched it yet

Straight said she's going to move by herself using her hatchback. Dude straight stopped eating his cherry pie in response lol.

This was great acting from Key , whole other level

He lost his WHOLE appetite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Plot twist: Jordan peele is the landlord so technically he was in this skit

@punxOiOi13

4 жыл бұрын

Kyerre Howard waow clever sick plot twist totally changes the whole story

@kyerreh

4 жыл бұрын

Gtfo my comments with that sarcasm cause I didn’t do nothing to you🤷🏽‍♂️

@punxOiOi13

4 жыл бұрын

Kyerre Howard my bad bro lol sorry

@jaredl9478

4 жыл бұрын

Kyerre Howard snowflake

@13tuyuti

3 жыл бұрын

Actually his part was the hardest because he needed to send that text at exactly the right time. Pure timing genius...

I love it when Peele plays the girlfriend, he's really a great pick for that

Jordan make up was really impressive this time!

Key: “All I’m asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday” Gf: “Okay fine, we’ll move on Sund-“ Key: “48 hours”

@PoopLoopSoup

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as it was playing the part lol

@pheubuselectric7893

4 жыл бұрын

*gonna repeat the lines in the comment section of the video to get a bunch of shitty likes and live life with dignity*

@corey3642

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. We all watched the video.

@darksharxz

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

@justice4all718

4 жыл бұрын

Wow you watched that video too? That's crazy.

Girl: Can you help me move Boy: Sorry too busy watching key and peele

I actually did something similar to a girl that I casually dated... she asked me after less than a week of dating...call me an asshole but I ain’t no free labor.

sooo talented!

Call a mover. It's not as expensive as you think it is. Look at me. Call. A. Mover. Always.

@MrMGR1986

4 жыл бұрын

It’s really not, especially if you pack everything yourself and have it ready to go out the door

@kevo300

4 жыл бұрын

90% of people never prepare for shit, so your right in that part

@fergalharte

4 жыл бұрын

Pssst, hey, Hakim! Sorry to bother you but I just had to pass on an important message: this is a sketch, meaning that it's a joke not to be taken seriously. Alright, that was it! Have a good day now!

@sanctusignis9746

4 жыл бұрын

After self moving myself bc I have difficulty asking for help, I'm considering going minimalist...my stuff owns me,I don't own it...

@asee818

4 жыл бұрын

what company's do they work for? never heard of that

Peele looks perfect as his girlfriend, I couldn't even tell that there was makeup uwu that's a lot of likes

@klynch572

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment doesn't make sense

@seraphimweepforme

4 жыл бұрын

klynch572 the joke flew right over your head bud

@babiesfordinner9338

4 жыл бұрын

klynch572 r/woosh

@allawy

4 жыл бұрын

nioni Or, y'know, the joke wasn't even remotely funny lol.

@lingling3626

4 жыл бұрын

@@allawy but it was though?

i love these new episodes of key and peele

It’s the Star Wars score for me😂 This is perfection

“I’m moving myself this Saturday.” Has no boxes packed.

@StevePringle

4 жыл бұрын

This his apartment, not her's as she said "I wish I could stay at my old place...." but if she's renting, shouldn't the super/landlord paint?

@quiltface83

4 жыл бұрын

to be fair to her point though... probably doesn't have any boxes packed.

@A_Man_In_His_Van

4 жыл бұрын

Women never pack anything. They think it just "gets moved".

@A_Man_In_His_Van

4 жыл бұрын

@Chris Ruiz I know, I helped my gf mom get a new couch. We go to the place, get it on the truck, bring it home, up a flight of split stairs, where halfway up they reverse 180 degrees, put it down, and..... " I don't like it, let's bring it back and get the other one... I knew I should have picked the other one..." All the time I'm fucking dead, I couldn't believe we were moving furniture back and forth to "test" it. Ended up not getting a fucking couch, put the old one back. I was so pissed. I'm thinking, couldn't this bitch take a picture of the room and use the computer to drag cutouts of couches over the pic to get an "idea" of what it looked like??? Fucking easy to do when other people break their back for nothing.

@NellieKAdaba

4 жыл бұрын

Kristen Bleninger-Sundar 😆

Ha. The real joke is that the landlord didn’t raise rent. When has that ever happened?

@gomcocramp

4 жыл бұрын

W3 The Dreamrz he's bangin her

@ladyliberation3852

4 жыл бұрын

In one episode on the sitcom "Martin"

@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist

3 жыл бұрын

Some landlords dont, as it can be more feasible to keep good tenants, that you dont want to lose, or price out, as it is a guaranteed steady income, now when those tenants leave, its reasonable to raise your prices to match market value.

@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist

3 жыл бұрын

Joshua Perez Why did the Landlord evict you for your father asking for a raise?

@mmmcounts

3 жыл бұрын

My gf has been living at the same place for over 10 years and rent has gone up twice. It's still lower than most other places in the area though. That's the thing when your starting point is as low as you can feasibly go.

These two are the only videos' worth sitting through the commercials

Just love their comedy!!

2:52 "That's what boyfriends do." You mean _fiance._

@thorr18BEM

4 жыл бұрын

*fiancé

@AldatraSam

4 жыл бұрын

They are not yet because she never said yes

@potatoserver9282

4 жыл бұрын

*finance

@chrisde9788

4 жыл бұрын

@@thorr18BEM *boyfriend

@zyph4539

4 жыл бұрын

@@AldatraSam she took the ring so she fuckin better have said yes xD

Seeing a Key and Peele skit for the first time is a pretty damn good feeling.

@ZeryArtzTM

4 жыл бұрын

Nice man, I love them :D

As a kid I never understood it but as an adult…? I understand the depth of this 😂 It’s the same energy when someone asks you to take them to the air port 😂😂😂

@themouse6539

6 ай бұрын

Yes lol

I love how Keegan says, "That's what boyfriends do." and not "That's what husbands do."

@Ditto.007

Жыл бұрын

Or "Thats what fiances do" lmao

“If you can’t afford movers you can’t afford to move” GOD

@oscarqwe123

4 жыл бұрын

Randy Gravel everybody got different goals, nobody got rich by not saving money

@samuelr.6046

4 жыл бұрын

@Boxing Bro friends with benefits.

@omotiverat

4 жыл бұрын

well, in this case the landlord had raised her rent so she couldnt afford to live there. what the hell is she gonna do?

@whitedarkness11756

4 жыл бұрын

Everytime I've helped someone move or someone has helped me move the moving person has provided food and we've ended up having a party afterwards. It's been a pretty fun experience. Never expected help from people or forced anyone to help me, but I also enjoy moving so maybe I'm weird.

@oppie2363

4 жыл бұрын

@Boxing Bro Imagine thinking that cultivating a supportive community is "low class" or that "low class" is even an insult. Bourgie fuck.