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@Kimikikat

5 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central oh yeah I’m gonna subscribe to the new channel...seckshelly

@michellejackson1096

5 жыл бұрын

I can't stand them 2 😁😁😂😂😂😂

@vivacehome1

5 жыл бұрын

Who even order Pineapple on Pizza?

@SlapshotStudios

4 жыл бұрын

Ewwwww Pineapple pizza

@milascave2

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivacehome1 me.

Damn that guy just wanted pizzas

@K1LLERSQU1D

7 жыл бұрын

Foxy Mama Haha on some real shit tho

@LiferProductions

6 жыл бұрын

Anddddddd Cheesy Crust

@JeffStar2000

6 жыл бұрын

I’m your thousandth like

@jord19100

6 жыл бұрын

he could've just ordered them normally, what an idiot

@poloboyl89

5 жыл бұрын

I think he got EXACTLYwhat he was looking for.

"I like Claire for what's on the inside." "You don't even know Claire."

@nipplecollector7818

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like gamer moment

@chronicillz1879

4 жыл бұрын

its a joke because of the cheesy crust get it

@Zystreal

4 жыл бұрын

He yeeted Claire.

@chronicillz1879

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zystreal wtf is this , did you just rip off my avatar?!?

@Zystreal

4 жыл бұрын

@@chronicillz1879no I had this avatar pic for 3 years now.

What I love about Key and Peele is how quickly the most ordinary of situations derail into absolute madness

@ayandasikithi

2 жыл бұрын

Regular show in real life

@markkittel44

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Peele's horror movies....

@werewolf2969

2 жыл бұрын

Litterally

@____Zer0____

2 жыл бұрын

anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?

@fighthard4363

Жыл бұрын

True

Who is more insane? -The guy who falls in love with a woman who he only heard the name of from a random customer. -Or the guy who pretends his action figures are real people, and decides to go along with it when a pizza guy falls in love with one of them.

@diamondstarjames5576

3 жыл бұрын

Good question 🤔🤔

@daisymaturo2644

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

@kismkasm3178

3 жыл бұрын

Why is insanity even the question. Lol.

@cgg2621

3 жыл бұрын

The pizza guy, Wendell is only saying they are real people to avoid the embarrassment of ordering 3 large pizzas for himself, he is under no illusions they are real.

@daisymaturo2644

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgg2621 True, the pizza guy kinda just fell in love with someone in a pizza party without meeting her

when he did that speech I thought the chubby guy was gonna start a double life as Claire and marry the pizza guy

@girlgames4royal

7 жыл бұрын

meowN'Mango tű•late omg same

@levshogren8594

7 жыл бұрын

same

@FafaMeow

7 жыл бұрын

Miss Fafa​ Hey I don't remember I wrote this thing ! I don't speak like that !!! That's not me !

@alexgammino

7 жыл бұрын

meowN'Mango tű•late yo I never thought of that but that would actually be funny as hell

@edinacutahija2421

7 жыл бұрын

Ya!

As a Pizza Hut employee I can confidently say this happens a lot.

@BoomerG21

5 жыл бұрын

Donald Belland you confess your love for Clare often?

@THEDonnyB

5 жыл бұрын

@@BoomerG21 yup. She still hasn't reciprocated.

@ChitenBugMan

5 жыл бұрын

As a Domino's employee I must say, WHY THE HELL DO YOU GUYS GET STUFFED CRUST?! YOU GUYS EVER THINK MAYBE I WANT SOME STUFFED CRUST Meatzzas?! The number of creepy guys we deal with who "love us and want to see us" is astoundingly gross

@inouskehashibira1045

5 жыл бұрын

I don't believe you but on second thought it's possible. 🤔😂🤣

@mrnonsense1031

5 жыл бұрын

As a former Dominos employee, I got to say, this sort of thing happens all the time.

I love how the co-workers just keep casually working as he screams in anguish.

@Godfather9814

3 жыл бұрын

Co-workers don’t care 😂

@Treeeee2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@Godfather9814 "looks like he lost his shit again"

@Victor-tl4dk

2 жыл бұрын

they're used to it.

@Victor-tl4dk

2 жыл бұрын

@@Godfather9814 Don't get paid enough. This was pre-pandemic.

@____Zer0____

2 жыл бұрын

anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?

He asks "Is she cute?" then right afterwards says "Its all superficial, I like Claire for what's inside."

@go_gorilla_go

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he meant does she act cute

@robertwoodcock-valentine9215

2 жыл бұрын

You can still wonder lol

@maxmara9864

2 жыл бұрын

Look at that contrast lol

@Blastabolt

2 жыл бұрын

Cuteness can be an inside thing too

@____Zer0____

2 жыл бұрын

anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?

Moral of the story: order online.

@ImperativeGames

6 жыл бұрын

And miss all the fun?!

@flormorena8627

6 жыл бұрын

Nicole Engelhuber hilarious!

@bestoftheworst0798

6 жыл бұрын

TRUE!!!

@kamacazi8

6 жыл бұрын

Actually it would be to follow your heart.

@dsnutsfitness9916

6 жыл бұрын

😐😐😐😐

If he just said that Clair was a lesbian he could have finished his order

@janelleiplier8027

7 жыл бұрын

Rexy Rex But he said he hit that.. And some other guys 😂

@aronma2765

7 жыл бұрын

Rexy Rex, you clearly smarter than him XD even I wouldn't have thought of that....

@janelleiplier8027

7 жыл бұрын

Josh Vonderfecht You never know 😂

@dragonninja62

7 жыл бұрын

or mute, or too young, or his mom, or they were dating, or

@lyricqueen6070

7 жыл бұрын

it would of never of been funny theb

I never noticed this, but he basically orders the same pizza 3 times: large pie, pineapple, cheesy crust, and then 3 different types of pork: pepperoni first, then bacon, then ham.

@XSacredX27

2 жыл бұрын

The real crime here is that he ordered Pineapple three times. In a row.

@guywhocantgrowabeard

2 жыл бұрын

Once you find what you like you gotta stick to it 😂

@thelastjerkbender2505

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. Bro could have just ordered a Hawaiian Pizza.

@The_Greech

2 ай бұрын

This was the comment I was looking for 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Welcome to Mario's Pizza, this is Carlos speaking." as a Mexican American, that is the most hilariously accurate thing I have heard today 😂

@RomanesEuntDomus.

5 ай бұрын

Go back to your country

"I hit that...sexually." The disturbing thing is, I actually believe him.

@eugenesimpson8553

3 жыл бұрын

Hi you’re cute

@bombycreeps

3 жыл бұрын

@@eugenesimpson8553 you're a S I M P, son.

@bombycreeps

3 жыл бұрын

@@Loveagresatstory reasonable, but debatable.

@eugenesimpson8553

3 жыл бұрын

you guys are just haters and jealous because she saw me first

@samlynx2016

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all are creeps! Back off! Wtf 11?? I'm in my 20's!

Dude was so committed to his story that he gave up on his pizza order. 😂😂

@Terminalll

4 жыл бұрын

Colin Rude lmao

@anikinrodriguez1221

4 жыл бұрын

Colin Rude teach me your ways

@mcdonaldtrump228

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@colonelstarsandstripes5379

4 жыл бұрын

... . . -

@yizhuoluv2186

4 жыл бұрын

Colin Rude omg your so funny

Getting a Pizza Hut ad before this was the best thing that could have happened

@giri

2 жыл бұрын

💀

just say "she's underaged" and you're covered 2:05 I take it back

@reen6904

3 ай бұрын

💀

“I hit that. Sexually.” 😂😂😂

@cainanfletcher7452

4 жыл бұрын

As did my boy Hugo hell even Bubba got some of that😂😂

@SicParvisMagna123

4 жыл бұрын

@@cainanfletcher7452 *Boba.

@Mr.Jtea3

4 жыл бұрын

Einl Einl yeah we heard him the first time thanks Liberal. Fucking scumbag

@landa7132

4 жыл бұрын

Get in line

@b00bybob82

4 жыл бұрын

Fan of TheBrand333 “I hit that. Sexually” 😂😂😂

This dude fell in love with Claire just by hearing her name, Claire teach me your ways.

@eggyrepublic

3 жыл бұрын

1) Change your name to Claire

@ReeN1995

3 жыл бұрын

@Jerry L You kids need to stop with this simp shit. It makes you look very insecure about your manhood.

@mr.froschi6526

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReeN1995 your saying you kids so I assume you are an adult or think of yourself as one. Why do you have the need to say something like that to a kid can't you just hold it back an let people on the internet be people on the internet. I mean you won't change anything by saying that to one person so why bother just leave him/her alone.

@mrbrian826

3 жыл бұрын

You just have to not exist

@justinvarela1885

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.froschi6526 How do you know that? Gotta have hope right. ha ha.

This literally how some guys be fallin in love 😂😂

Truly ahead of their time, comedic geniuses. They even knew when to throw in the towel before the skits got stale. Biggest of respect

This went from a pizza order to a love story

@theobviousanonymous2177

7 жыл бұрын

Cringe Master a tragic love story

@SuperAnimefan123

6 жыл бұрын

Cringe Master otherwise it could have turned into a porn scene

@jessicacassije9162

6 жыл бұрын

Drake's pic though 😭😭😭

@WebHead1996-1

6 жыл бұрын

Better than twilight

@cassiefausett5936

6 жыл бұрын

Don't they all end that way? Lol

I would like to inform everyone I am not dead

@angelherrera5240

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Brianne WE NEED TO KNOW CLAIRE

@eliasmaldonado5426

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Brianne That's great, Claire. Sooo wats up wit'chu n my boy Carlos? Y'all finna link up or nah? Cuz he really in 2 u n is an awesome guy.

@A_Man_In_His_Van

4 жыл бұрын

Are you really a 4? And did he really hit that? Sexually?

@SAL83468

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Brianne God what a relief!

@terrykarekarem9180

4 жыл бұрын

Please marry me.. i dont know why but i love you so much

I'm cracking up when Jordan looks around at all his action figures for confirmation of the pizza order. 😂🤣🤣

I like how Wendell refers to the action figures by the names of their respective actors (Gollum -> Andy, River -> Summer, Arwen -> Liv)

@sonyjoseph7731

9 ай бұрын

Been looking for this comment, greetings from a fellow Lord of the Rings and Firefly fan.

Clair is an action figure getting pizza guys over the phone and I cant get a text back

@sallywinston5305

6 жыл бұрын

stealthyshadow 56 Action figures get all the guys. 😏

@ImperativeGames

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you just can't get text back becaues it's not your destiny. You will find special someone if you'll really search, you know.

@videoclipish

6 жыл бұрын

shit happens mate

@GMbowtie350

6 жыл бұрын

Imperative Games That's not right at all. Maybe if you wanna look desperate. You don't 'really search. That's when you start talking about marriage and kids on the 2nd date and scaring them off. Whoever you're meant to be with will come to you when you're not looking. Just be open and available and when you least expect it you'll find someone. You don't go search for someone to find someone special. That's when you come off as desperate and creepy.

@MCoopp

6 жыл бұрын

you're probably ugly as shit

acting is so good.. I forgot he wasn't even Hispanic

@EAZYEfrain

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t *

@rikosaikawa9024

3 жыл бұрын

He could be Spanish

@isaachernandez2884

3 жыл бұрын

it's bc he's black

@OscarHernandez18600

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaachernandez2884I think they know he's black, man.

@mepatrick9976

3 жыл бұрын

Y h7 hu

I'm just rewatching Key and Peele skits rn.

That man killed her off without hesitating 😂😂😂😂😂

the scream at the end was awesome

@nbnjtv

7 жыл бұрын

i fuckin laughed so hard when that shit happened. it didnt sound fake either and that was the best part 😂😂😂

@shmiler2261

7 жыл бұрын

bruh, they were zonin when they did this

@themewmewsquad7926

6 жыл бұрын

Jean Evven Yea I DIEDD 😂😂😂

@jasonevans9o293

6 жыл бұрын

Big Shuggz tutI

@alexatakhanov460

6 жыл бұрын

Jean Evven i know right ! the best dramatic scream ever heard

“Hey Claire, guy from the pizza place wants to date you...too poor? Alright, I’ll let him down easy” 😂😂

@blackopsiii7273

2 жыл бұрын

@@justicenah8183 some comments dont need replies but just likes

@KidFuryplaysOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackopsiii7273 some likes dont need comments but replies

@danellboy5757

2 жыл бұрын

I bet that just made him want Claire more 😂😂

@lamphranglyngdoh3503

2 жыл бұрын

i love you JM

@____Zer0____

2 жыл бұрын

anyone know who's Claire, Summer

These guys are geniuses . Amazingly smart , empathetic and FUNNY .

"That is a resounding yes for Cheesy crust on the third"

I love how his co workers are just so casual in the background during Claire’s death like, “Damn it, Carlos not this shit again.”

@hammyfan6060

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!

@rickgauer4559

2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me that this is not the first time that this has happened to Carlos.

@earlpKa

Жыл бұрын

Even though it's blurred out you can tell their laughing.

@Katdancing

10 ай бұрын

Carlos be wilding

@reecemartin2036

6 ай бұрын

Your mind is genius 😅😅😅

goddddddddd they even put flakes all over his shoulders and crumbs on his shirt ewwww their attention to details is amazing haha

@lavendar-skies

7 жыл бұрын

wow i didnt even notice that your right

@1karanhasija

7 жыл бұрын

isn't that the name of a porn star? are you her *.*

@kikialpaca9794

7 жыл бұрын

o gosh it is

@lissaanna7991

7 жыл бұрын

yes karan, I am a porn star. I only do scenes with fat, crumby dudes with dandruff, which is what attracted me to this video. check em out.

@1karanhasija

7 жыл бұрын

lissa anna lol, google lisa ann , better search her on phub.

As he screams "NOOOOO!" everyone at Mario's keeps working as if they're used to this happening to Carlos all the time.

This skit stays in my head rent-free

@skoden1313

Жыл бұрын

Body 10, face 10

I feel like he could have avoided all that if he said Claire was married

@lilithdea144

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@LukeTheGhostKiller

3 жыл бұрын

Or lesbian lol

@michellejackson1096

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@edwardharo6421

3 жыл бұрын

Or 6

@jasonreacher7047

3 жыл бұрын

@@LukeTheGhostKiller she cant be lesbian after he said he hit that and some guys hit that too

I dont know whats weirder: the guy pretending to have friends asking for pizza or the guy who out of the blue asks to hook up with said strangers.

@TripleX205

8 жыл бұрын

HSF Vexis But...it's destiny !

@hellsongfurry123

8 жыл бұрын

TripleX205 Well if gucci hagrid says so, who am I to disagree

@kibskibs498

8 жыл бұрын

HSF Vexis lololololololol

@anthonywilliams6387

8 жыл бұрын

Or that he has toys

@DreamfactoryZero

8 жыл бұрын

***** If You're older than 12 and still have or play with toys it's time to go grow the fuck up.

This has a better story and emotions than most movies these days.

@empressofawesome7099

3 жыл бұрын

Still a better love story than Twilight!

@el34glo59

Жыл бұрын

Stop

Amazing how they can evoke a gamut of emotions in just a few minutes: from sad (lonely guy emotionally eating), to funny, to sweet and endearing, back to funny and a little sad again. Just brilliant.

I love how he can convincingly act as another race. It's pretty amazing

@leslye.26

7 жыл бұрын

omg ikr haha

@weegee9k656

7 жыл бұрын

that's what's called good acting and make up

@parisnicole2949

7 жыл бұрын

derp mcgerp: My goodness...are you really one of those weak, pathetic, easily offended losers who cry themselves to sleep over anything? It's a joke. A comedy sketch. I have a serious feeling you're white and act more offended at things like this in a far more exaggerated manner than the people who "should" be offended. Just plain pathetic. There are people watching their family, including their own kids, die in drone strikes and war and you're here panicking over "culture appropriation." Is it not embarrassing to be so weak and to have that be your priority even though far worse things are happening that could be offending you?

@Sin0file

7 жыл бұрын

Thts why i didn't like keanu tht much. They have so much more potential then the characters in that movie. I really hope they do more.

@theNikkiDash

7 жыл бұрын

*Slug* you are 110% correct!! I have loved these dudes and continue to love them and while Keanu was an ok comedy....I feel they can do so much more!! And people..please don't succumb to being politically correct pussies.

Hell even bubba got summa that

@lilwigga4507

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@damionshort823

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@lordjuicy4240

7 жыл бұрын

my name is Cullen too

@cullenhollowayiv1816

7 жыл бұрын

+Cullen Jacobs dats coo

@teamnitrogen210

7 жыл бұрын

coo

I love how he uses the names of the actors that played his action figures

Sketches where they’re both the weird ones are always a treat

Even Bubba got some of that.

@kevinheintz4046

5 жыл бұрын

Deadpool *Boba (Fett)

@protapirus

5 жыл бұрын

That is not Boba Fett.

@kinoder1750

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@BFBrix

4 жыл бұрын

Did someone say Bubba?

@lizbarber4151

4 жыл бұрын

BubbaBrix r/beetlejuicing

*"Also my boy Andy says you have something called chicken poppers?"*

@Davidjon1946

4 жыл бұрын

The most underrated part of the skit he knew damn well they had chicken poppers

@daviebaggins

4 жыл бұрын

My boy Andy thinks them chicken poppers are precious.

@TotemoGaijin

4 жыл бұрын

It was the Gollum figure, right? Funny, cause he's played by Andy Serkis.

@canesvenatici9588

4 жыл бұрын

@@TotemoGaijin duh

@a_chosenGeneration

4 жыл бұрын

@@Davidjon1946 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly

I am hispanic, but I think keys ability to look hispanic is insane. He looks like some dude named Gabriel Pineta Sanchez Portillo. Seriously. He would blend into LA like you have no idea.

@jaredramirez1593

2 жыл бұрын

That's slightly racist but ya

@hugon6717

Жыл бұрын

@@jaredramirez1593 it's not. You need to look up the definition.

CLAIRE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

When he threw the glass bottle on the ground I died😂😂😂

@mikeerickson4750

7 жыл бұрын

My condolences.

@aaronward2131

7 жыл бұрын

Me too

@bolo2123

7 жыл бұрын

Lol why tf did that happen as I read that

@toylife409

7 жыл бұрын

haaa

@raico1213

7 жыл бұрын

Were you also shot next to clair?

you don't need to speak to claire...

@FizzyFloat

9 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!

@gamersfun98

9 жыл бұрын

ToyloverToyworld15™ Claire?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@FizzyFloat

9 жыл бұрын

(Hangs up) ...Well, Chinese it is..,

@andromedaiscoming185

9 жыл бұрын

let me gauge the room LMAO. Peele is the funniest one out of both of them, still love Key though.

@MallModeNet

9 жыл бұрын

sarin royce yes we do

As a morbidly obese person who lived near a Pizza Hut during college, I can validate this video. My “friends” were named Gary and Charles. We would order a meat lovers pizza, Quepapas, a Calzone, and a Diet Coke.

@chosokamosgf

7 ай бұрын

that’s so as dude i hope you’ve made real friends 😭

@isaiah3127

7 ай бұрын

Ya i had a few party of one's with our dorms literally 200 yards away from a dominos

@kingcrimson4133

3 ай бұрын

R.I.P quepapas

@Stoirelius

16 күн бұрын

Ok, but let me ask you this: why?

Calls for Chinese Food. "Hello? Thanks for calling to Wu's Restaurant. This is Carlos speaking."

They should do a sequel to this where he calls the Chinese place and this same exact thing happens again

@IHeArTrOcK20

4 жыл бұрын

BassTrombone95 that is such a good idea!!!!!

@themadgamer4571

4 жыл бұрын

And it's Carlos's second job.

@exerciserelax8719

4 жыл бұрын

I remember a sequel to this one, but I can't find it now.

@arjunbatra2072

4 жыл бұрын

This time gay

@ExDee

4 жыл бұрын

@@exerciserelax8719 it probably hasnt been uploaded to youtube yet.

“Her body’s like a 4” lmaoooo

@thesnitchninedog4269

4 жыл бұрын

Chill 😂

@skye_daylily7762

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JonRiddler

4 жыл бұрын

pauline namion A 4 out of 10 rating

@misakamikoto8785

4 жыл бұрын

@@JonRiddler or 4 years old... pizza guy won't ask twice.

@criticalthinking3943

4 жыл бұрын

4 inches lol

The Pizza Guy was so committed on asking out Claire that he gave up on the pizza order when he literally just met her minutes ago by just hearing her name yet she is just an action figure.

@tychopanda

Жыл бұрын

We know. We've all seen the video.

@Incepter.

Жыл бұрын

@@tychopanda Same

This man really opened up to a plastic doll figure.

"I hit that sexually" I heard that in Cleveland Brown's voice

@berzerk4473

4 жыл бұрын

You heard something from Peele but he had another voice? My dad said good morning but I heard that in Trump’s voice.

@lionspride4821

4 жыл бұрын

@@berzerk4473 lmao cmon now. When I said I heard it in Clevelands voice. It's because of the slur of the words and specific tone. Very similar to cleveland

@indigofremont

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because that's basically the same voice he said it in

@lionspride4821

4 жыл бұрын

@Assy McGee lmao nope. But this is exactly what an 18yr old teenager would do during his free time. My username just serves as that. an username. Don't read into it 😇

@lionspride4821

4 жыл бұрын

@Assy McGee BTW I'm a Muslim 👌🏾

I love how the coworkers are continuing to work in the background regardless of his breakdown.

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

Shawn of the Straw Hats they are proly used to it.

@xShinigamiRyukuux

4 жыл бұрын

"There goes Carlos falling in love with a customer again."

@lana-gn1kb

4 жыл бұрын

@@xShinigamiRyukuux "aww man, poor Carlos. Always ends the same way, too... I wonder why..."

@conradpham

4 жыл бұрын

Common day for them, nothing special.

@chasebrewersr.2467

4 жыл бұрын

Extras can't break character, they won't get their 100 bucks.

2:52 my favorite part

"Her body is like a four.....anyway we would also" That part killed me😂

@Sinsanatis

6 жыл бұрын

oh 4. i thought it was ford

@oliviabradfield3938

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was fort lol

@keraalea

6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@gianlucamossini6322

6 жыл бұрын

Thought he said fork lmao

@jab2406

6 жыл бұрын

Tsukiyoru Rashin I thought

Why is this actually kinda sad? The fact that he pretends to have friends just so he dosnt look weird buying 3 large pizzas 😭

@yes.ilikethis...7288

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the chicken poppers! I'm sure another "party guest" would have wanted something else if Claire wasn't shot- lmao

@FragmentJack

4 жыл бұрын

It’s sad, because he’s probably referring to himself in the “before she blimped up” part.

@marisacastaneda3854

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I felt kinda bad the whole time ☹️☹️ poor guy

@cassiussaldana235

4 жыл бұрын

Because he fat af

@dominicviner6619

4 жыл бұрын

With cheese crust...

I just got the joke of Wendell calling Gollum Andy because he’s played by Andy Serkis and Arwen being called Liv because of Liv tyler and Elrond Hugo because well you get my point

This is the funniest skit ever.😂 I loved how, unlike other Wendell skits, the joke isn't just Wendell is a nerd loser the pizza guy is just as goofy and weird. His confession of love to Claire and the moving music is just a masterpiece. Then the epic loss of his newly found love.

This had more drama, romance and thrills than most movies these days lol.

@femdiablo2440

8 жыл бұрын

Rip claire

@davidpark8972

8 жыл бұрын

+Rebekah T IKR

@goldahornblatt

8 жыл бұрын

+Rebekah T and humor maybe..? because this is a comedy sketch?....maybe, no?

@rebekahthomson6552

8 жыл бұрын

狩り海賊 Nope. None.

@Onlyme2015

8 жыл бұрын

+Rebekah T Do you love me?

"i hit that, sexually"

@ivygirl9119

7 жыл бұрын

Irving Ramirez How else would you? With a pan🍳!? 😃😁

@irvingramirez2335

7 жыл бұрын

Ivy Girl naw with a toaster dx

@irvingramirez2335

7 жыл бұрын

Ivy Girl cute cat btw

@ivygirl9119

7 жыл бұрын

Irving Ramirez thanks

@irvingramirez2335

7 жыл бұрын

Ivy Girl i domt like cats but that says a lot lol

His face when he asks about the chicken poppers is hilarious.

I wonder how Carlos would have reacted if Wendell had come clean and told him Claire was an action figure. Maybe he wouldn’t have minded? 😂

He could've said Claire is married and it would've been over

@lavendar-skies

7 жыл бұрын

or got more complicated like fight over her

@andikahetris5219

7 жыл бұрын

Well if you're lying there's not enough time to think the right thing to say

@jonathonhopkins5025

7 жыл бұрын

Just becasue soccer has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

@trojan777

7 жыл бұрын

Deep^

@wvance0316

7 жыл бұрын

except for goalies don't beat your ass after scoring.

When we had that unspoken moment about the cheesy crust....😂😂😂

@WithoutReward

4 жыл бұрын

ofaka tornado omg lol

@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561

4 жыл бұрын

I hope to one day meet someone with whom I can have unspoken cheesy crust moments.

2:30 I love this part so much "I hit that... sexually" 🤣🤣

@Connor929

11 ай бұрын

“segschualay”

The moral of the story is, we all need a little Claire in our lives.

A relationship with so much emotion that lasted for less than 2 minutes and is still better than Twilight. Wow bravo!!!

@whatevernevermind9543

7 жыл бұрын

ViolentDelights56 James that joke is so fucking old

@zoekatsirma4435

7 жыл бұрын

2008 old...

@Truepsycho

6 жыл бұрын

Everything is better than Twillight, so it's really no contest.

@soleilplays5252

6 жыл бұрын

Truepsycho True... But this is better!

@thechesirecatsmom

6 жыл бұрын

When ur a twilight fan and u get hurt every time that old ass joke pops up

"I hit that. Sexually"

@Joeiguana27

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Roger the Alien.

@derami0

6 жыл бұрын

“Used Goods Used Goods”

I'm guilty of ordering large pizzas knowing full well I was the only person eating that day, playing it off like more people were going to join inn 😫😭

as a shy girl and has low self esteem,I wish to have a Carlos in my life.

@bernardosanchez5954

Жыл бұрын

I don't think you want a mentally unstable man in your dating life

@GEB_rosee

Жыл бұрын

would it still be alright if carlos was polish? 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻😳😳😳

.......well, Chinese it is.

@c.galindo9639

6 жыл бұрын

BowHunter77 they should make a skit for the Chinese order

@TheTigerPower

6 жыл бұрын

Carlos Galindo agreed

@maverickhayes2307

6 жыл бұрын

BowHunter77 😂😂😂 to funny

@TheTigerPower

6 жыл бұрын

BowHunter77 super ultimate of funniest part

"Who's that and what now?" XD

@tom70077

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Love this workout! You guys are fun to watch/workout with

8yrs and still amazing!!

Its getting so complicated to order pizza these days lmao.

@lisettegarcia7013

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. To me it's not these employees, it's getting anxiety.

@autbot6911

4 жыл бұрын

Lisette Garcia what do you mean

@lisettegarcia7013

4 жыл бұрын

@@autbot6911 talking over the phone, hoping to not get your order mixed up by accident. The questions they be asking, that gives me anxiety.

@mrnonsense1031

4 жыл бұрын

Now they ask for your email so you can sign up for rewards programs, they have you repeat your address 5 or 6 times, repeat your phone number 3 or 4 times, repeat the email address you just gave them, ask exactly how much of each topping you want, ask you if you want breadsticks at least 10 times, ask about special instructions for the delivery driver, and would you like to add extra cheese for an additional $1.50?

@nameismetatoo4591

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisettegarcia7013 Also worrying about not being able to understand what they're saying and having to ask them to repeat themselves several times before you just give up and say "uhh... yeah?" hoping that you didn't just add something to your order that you would have to pay for to avoid looking like an idiot.

"Well, Chinese it is..." LmFaO im DeD

@deadman3195

5 жыл бұрын

Slaytrix do you have imvu it’s a game

@krifalox9715

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah wth dude

@sreev2938

5 жыл бұрын

He said jhonys it is now..

@doubtinglife6911

5 жыл бұрын

Subtitle's fault🤣

@Niko-yl7nq

5 жыл бұрын

Slaytrix LmFaO that’s a weird Chinese name probably a hacker

Key and peele are two of the greats in comedy

Just randomly shouts out “Her bodies like a 4.” Hahaha😂

Who else is binge watching all of these?😂

@thinblacknoodles

4 жыл бұрын

Always after work lol

@Gboy163

4 жыл бұрын

DelfiaMaria Christ lol

@mr.impossible1140

4 жыл бұрын

Noobmaster69 yup

@4-.Crybaby.-4

4 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to only watch one...hundred.

@begratefuleveryday5245

4 жыл бұрын

Me😂😂😂

This is me in 10 years

@blackadam4064

6 жыл бұрын

This is me right now

@CalKP_Selectah

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Someone xD

@kietho6549

6 жыл бұрын

Holy sh#t you read my mind

@Eeshank2

6 жыл бұрын

Thats sad af dude

@ImperativeGames

6 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you'll find another job. At Chines maybe?

I didn't know about Kay and Peele show until last month and then haven't stopped watching it ! The best on KZread ❤️🙌👍👌

@kitkatbar3536

2 жыл бұрын

Key*

"Unspoken connection about the cheesy crust"😆😆😆

I would have just said Claire is my child. She’s like 6

@moonwakey5195

5 жыл бұрын

- Molo - genius

@masterofsniping1234

5 жыл бұрын

What's your profile from ?

@-Molo-

5 жыл бұрын

masterofsniping1234 citrus manga

@dimitripapadinikolaus

5 жыл бұрын

Dashy Kun Yeah he hit that.

@JustSomeHeeHo

5 жыл бұрын

@@dimitripapadinikolaus Sexually

DAMN Key can ACT!! That "NOOOOO" was so convincing, like it broke my heart

@Mahkeye

6 жыл бұрын

lol frfr

@Amelia-yq3nl

6 жыл бұрын

Nina Sharifi it also hurt my ears 😐

@Atulnavadiya

6 жыл бұрын

Agree

Well-written!

Key’s scream at the end always has me dead xD!

It's funny that he refers to the action figures by the actors names

@nunyabizness6812

6 жыл бұрын

What else was he going to do? Say "Gollum, Arwen and King Elrond want a cheesy crust, too?"

@Funnycide12

6 жыл бұрын

Nunya Bizness *Lord Elrond

@maplemaple1439

5 жыл бұрын

Nunya Bizness MAHHH CHEEZ CRUS

@albevanhanoy

5 жыл бұрын

Except for Boba. Because fuck Boba.

@blehbleh8143

5 жыл бұрын

Who ia claire btw?

😂 The poor guy just wanted an excuse for eating more 😂

@louisgardner5580

6 жыл бұрын

damn thanks for telling me, i didn't get that part.

@iChick

6 жыл бұрын

THEE EYE why does your channel description say you need help??

@ImperativeGames

6 жыл бұрын

Don't think so. He seemed more than a little crazy.

@simeonnewman7639

6 жыл бұрын

THEE EYE OH lord.

@ethanol558

6 жыл бұрын

:3

This one is one of my favorites I love this episode it's the best thank you so much! ❤️ the strangest shit that people do in real life it happens I don't understand but it just gives me so much laughter!

Moi je suis toujours sidérée par leur jeu d'acteur. Ils sont juste époustouflants !!!des génies !❤

“OH MY GAWD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!!!!” “JUST CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW” “Chinese It Is...😂”

@QuranwithRain

5 жыл бұрын

Abby Briles I can’t 😂

@iwishyouguyhappinessandapo1754

5 жыл бұрын

I was so WEAK 😭 😭🤣🤣 🤣🤗 🤗 my goodness. That was the best part👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

@bgtsllc1

5 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@btsxarmy5529

5 жыл бұрын

as soon as the part came on I was reading this 😂😂😂💀

that accent that keegan has is so good

@GRaToMiC

4 жыл бұрын

"that accent that keegan has" -> keegan's accent. Grammar.

@ggnick1695

4 жыл бұрын

@@GRaToMiC Jesus christ how lame can you possibly be

@clairec1348

4 жыл бұрын

Yes because everyone's first language is english

@clairec1348

4 жыл бұрын

@@GRaToMiC dumbass

@ohlongjohnson003er3

4 жыл бұрын

@@clairec1348 yeah, because if someone corrects you you don't learn shit from it, you just get offended

This is gold.

this is one of their top 3 best sketches.