"88 concussions, one for each key" OMG this always kills me xD

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

CONSEQUENCEEEEES!.

@joshualvvs

2 жыл бұрын

The pitch just goes up

@philipmc4326

2 жыл бұрын

Consecutive consequences 🤣

@kumbaras

2 жыл бұрын

😂 perfect rhyme

@staciemohler4624

2 жыл бұрын

1:34

The people that acted as the students really did well 🤣🤣🤣

@Thehomelessathlete

2 жыл бұрын

amost roke lol

@bigstew416

2 жыл бұрын

Lol they did. Definitely D-Nice

@isabellegiorgis2975

2 жыл бұрын

I was just going to post that. Excellent acting of these young folks.. Aaron was particularly good.

@CinqueMalcolm

2 жыл бұрын

@@isabellegiorgis2975 A-aron

@deficator750

2 жыл бұрын

they are called extras. they are actors

Whoever came up with "O Shag Hennessy" for O'Shaughnessy is brilliant! 🤣🤣

@ChadKakashi

2 жыл бұрын

That’s an Irish name right?

@zenithchan1646

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChadKakashi dunno

@emilymathews7073

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and I thought of the actor on The Nanny.

@norah4892

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to see what Principal O Shag looked like😂😂

@Infokia2023

Жыл бұрын

I found Balake more funnier

"Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable." Gets me every time, lol

@gaguy1967

6 ай бұрын

Jackie Childs

@agiar2000

Ай бұрын

9:41

@misterhair66

16 күн бұрын

Jackie Childs / Johnny Cochran

@edward0383

3 күн бұрын

Insubordinate..

@agiar2000

3 күн бұрын

@@edward0383 ...and churlish!

The 1st one is when a GTA character explains what his past was like.

@gabrielvicente8406

2 жыл бұрын

Boop

@priestfultonjwingbajr1430

2 жыл бұрын

Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how! (2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come! (Explanation of the Bible verse above): Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record! This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh. (So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around. This is what Christians call a “repentance.” “A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person! (Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.” (Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy. Version 14.0

@TyBeTroLLing

2 жыл бұрын

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 bad news bout Jesus Christ… He never existed

@thehalohomies

2 жыл бұрын

@@TyBeTroLLing lmao 🤣 😂

@johnnieclemons2921

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny!

High on potnuese is the most painful one to watch.

@smd4519

2 жыл бұрын

same with jimmy

@petepete3999

2 жыл бұрын

But fluffy is in it

@chizpa305

2 жыл бұрын

I think he said high on pot news

@JaredConnell

2 жыл бұрын

That was my comment. I said that.

@frozenpancakes

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaredConnell nice try Jared

“Ain’t none of y’all old enough to go to the damn club” 😂😂😭😭

@trendinglife816

7 күн бұрын

No comments let me fix this

Man the acting is pretty incredible in these especially in the bully one and how he reveals why he’s a bully. Deep stuff!

@mrcobblepot1116

2 жыл бұрын

because the dude directing is a legit director with more than one oscar nominations for best picture and best director

@DrineThePoet

2 жыл бұрын

Very deep

@rebh2602

2 жыл бұрын

My fave sketch “give me some of that” 👋

@commaJim

Жыл бұрын

@@mrcobblepot1116 Jordan didn't direct Key and Peele

@mrcobblepot1116

Жыл бұрын

@@commaJim news to me lol

I love how Timothy says pre-sent😂

@erico1120

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Tee-Mothy 🤣🤣🤣

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

and is the only dismissed. To pick up his daughter.

@Killuminati-gx1id

2 жыл бұрын

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 fucking seriously?

@ajmalks6298

2 жыл бұрын

@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 man stfu

@byronrush9802

2 жыл бұрын

@@Killuminati-gx1id he been spamming the whole comment column

“A piano fell on my head, I had 88 concussions, one for each key” 😂

'Hypotenuse' straight up fucks with my emotions. It hits you hard, right in the feels, but makes you laugh at the same time. ugh, that feeling would be so freaking terrible. almost too real. lol

@anthonygordon9483

2 жыл бұрын

It always reminds me of that episode of South Park when Cartman steals Jimmys joke on "Do you eat Fishsticks... What are you a gay fish". And everyone gets it and thinks its hilarious except for Kenye West.

@carl_anderson9315

2 жыл бұрын

It happened to me frequently. I wasn't a popular kid at high school but I was witty in my sarcastic introverted jokes. A couple of classmates, semi-friends always repeated the jokes I said out loud to make the whole room laugh. I didn't care that much but it was pretty annoying. The only humour they were able to do was making fun at other kids.

@ttthecat

2 жыл бұрын

That's what makes it so great it feels so real!

@cokebottles5218

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonygordon9483 When Gabriel Iglesias walked in, it reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartman makes Scott Tenorman eat his own parents and Radiohead shows up while he's crying and they just start making fun of him.

@tr3vk4m

2 жыл бұрын

@@carl_anderson9315 This also happened to me. I would not be at all surprised to find out it's autobiographical.

D'nice:"I'm in the chess club." Mr. Garvey:"Uh, I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the chest club the mosquito bite club, maybe!!" D'nice:"That's hurtful!!" Mr. Garvey:"Truthful!!"

@damienkendrick1457

2 жыл бұрын

I dont get it unless uts refering to pimpuls

@Aoi-ow5og

2 жыл бұрын

@@damienkendrick1457 she's got no chest. she's flat. That's what he meant.

@RacingPotato12

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow you watched the video too?

@hesoyamifirstdoz1418

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aoi-ow5og damn it's now more funnier HAHAHAHAH

@Sleepypilled

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo that’s crazy I watched the video too

Jimmy went on to accomplish every goal he ever set out to achieve. L M A O

@shawnjvojames96

2 жыл бұрын

“OH YEA ? Ohh yea ? Ohhhh YEAHHHHHH❕😂😂😂

"Joe stop it! You will never be Troy." Damn straight Troy is the funniest kid!

@JaredConnell

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I was high on potanuse

@Dan-qx5mi

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is way funnier!

@lullaby508

2 жыл бұрын

Feels like Jordan was playing Pete Davidson before the world knew Pete

@ChadKakashi

2 жыл бұрын

That and the bully skit really doesn’t help my anxiety.

@AenemicTOOL

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaredConnell I wish I was high on potenuse.

"I was in another dimension trying to introduce my parents to each other, almost failed, arm was disappearing..."

@haku5461

2 жыл бұрын

That shit was the best 😂😂😂

I was watching some funny videos, clicked one key and peele video and now I am stuck in a loop for hours unable to stop myself. CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!

@adamishensem1235

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂🤣

@moonmeadow

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@pumagowild7682

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God !!! I thought I was the only one so you know my secret shame😔

@shreddymerks

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahah read this at the perfect time.

Consequences😭💥💯👾💪🏾 gold everytime

Key and Peele are masters at facial expressions without going over board with it. Brilliant!!!

"then i got sucked into a wormhole" 😂

@crypticzomb8994

16 күн бұрын

ConsequenCES

I laughed so hard when he says consequences everytime 😂

Key and Peele can act as teachers and students, as every age 😅👍👍

@Savvy.

2 жыл бұрын

They have such range! It’s amazing

@fabiankaczmarczyk7177

2 жыл бұрын

Wow they can act as actors

@parthabalaji2118

Жыл бұрын

Hey bro that joke stealing comedy is source for the comali movie comedy.... Ahh 😁😂😂

@ThamizhanDaa1

Жыл бұрын

@@parthabalaji2118 ohh naan innum paakala andha padaththa haha

I'm actually gonna change my alarm to "Consequences"on a loop

@naomirose9498

2 жыл бұрын

Got out of bed late. Got thrown into a volcano. CONSEQUENCES

@crypticzomb8994

16 күн бұрын

Was late for work… GOT FIRED.. out of a cannon.. CONSEQUENCES

"What CLUB are you part of?" "I'm the president of the glee club....why did I talk??" LOL

"Insubordinate... and churldish" fuck that was too funny

@janicejacome

2 жыл бұрын

@BOBS...believe it or not, "churlish" is a word,meaning rude in a mean spirited way. I heard it used YEARS ago, so when l heard it I was like 😉👍🏻

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

The line is a reference to one of their other skits, "Awesome Hitler Story", the line is spoken by a Nazi officer after one of his soldiers calls him an idiot

@ttthecat

2 жыл бұрын

Omg i just commented the same thing! It cracks me up everytime!

@PedroCouto1982

Жыл бұрын

He sounded like Kramer's lawyer in Seinfeld.

that jay-quel-line is fine!

@Chez114

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@HVBRSoF

2 жыл бұрын

D-nice was more than nice.

@glenndanzigsmanycats2045

2 жыл бұрын

@@HVBRSoF damn str8

@ziyuang

2 жыл бұрын

She looks like Kate Mara

They've turned comedy sketches into an art Form. The ideas and characters they create and portray stem from both reality, and unique minds. I never hope to see the end of these, but I hope when it does, they will go out with a bang.

@John-Doe-Yo

2 жыл бұрын

You’re acting like they’re pioneers.

@gabrielvicente8406

2 жыл бұрын

Boop

@kv9574

2 жыл бұрын

they ended in 2015 bro

@gassedup8046

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly it ended in a whimper 😭

@zwalker1367

2 жыл бұрын

@Timmy Perk seriously??!!

All I can say is 'wow'...just 'wow'. The bullying skit makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time. It's so on point. A bully is getting beaten up at home and he brings that anger to school.

The "Jimmy" skit really tested my patience and made remember my past when I did a 2-day sub-teaching in teachers day in High school and I was assigned on Grade school. Kids are the worst.

@piercingdeceit4206

Жыл бұрын

Love you man. Subs get walked on for no reason. Y'all have balls

@arthurpietrogarcia1057

Жыл бұрын

Well depends on the kid and Their parents.

@hakimdiwan5101

Жыл бұрын

In my country kids like Jimmy would get beaten the shit out of them.

We all wished we had these guys as teachers.

@kishascape

2 жыл бұрын

Specially the Consequences guy.

@notfaken7604

2 жыл бұрын

@@kishascape yeah but he ask to borrow money for crack

@bigjohnson989

2 жыл бұрын

To true

🤣 Denise was so over him before he even began

@Lostelei

2 жыл бұрын

You mean D-Nice?

@kennethnwebb

2 жыл бұрын

i actually know someone who name is Shenice hahaha

@krtshukla8301

2 жыл бұрын

What does the chess club mosquito bite club means

@aishaahmed6040

2 жыл бұрын

@@krtshukla8301 chest

@krtshukla8301

2 жыл бұрын

@@aishaahmed6040 huh?

"Trying to introduce my own parents to eachother, almost failed, arm was disappearing. I invented Johnny Be Good at my parents prom" The Back to the Future Reference is GOLD

Surprised no one mentioned that girl in the background at 12:23 Her reaction alone was perfect

Love the substitute teacher getting all the names wrong. These guys are hilarious. Also ❤️ the Church ladies. 😆 🤣 😂.

"a piano fell on my head". That must be Charlie Harper

@alienthe7th

2 жыл бұрын

I am so glad someone except me thought of Charlie

Insubordinate and churlish 😂😂😂

Substitute teacher is not one of the most but the funniest sketch I've ever seen in my entire life anywhere, still die of laughing every time i rewatch it.

That's right put substitute teacher skit in as many montages as possible 🤣

Start watching just 1 K&P short comedy.. End up doing a laughing marathon.. CONSEQUENCES

jordan's acting is incredible. whatever he's doing he's amazing every time.

“Et tu, nerdy girl”? Lol!

@aquibmohd

2 жыл бұрын

When ?

@gigglyme2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@aquibmohd @16:45

@stephaniewoods2374

2 жыл бұрын

Man I've been looking for this comment I can't believe it's so far down here!!

9:49 “FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT” 😭😭😭

In a real h.s. classroom, the students hate a guy who acts like Jimmy. They might think he's hilarious is middle school, but by high school he's just obnoxious.

@thesavantart8480

2 жыл бұрын

It's weird how yall have middle and high school seperate.

@flamezx2550

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesavantart8480 there is intermediate and high here and other places. Anyways I don't think thats the case. There are always jimmys everywhere and somehow everyone laughs

@JaredConnell

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesavantart8480 how is it where you live then?

@neryn-2924

2 жыл бұрын

@@pythonanywhere3392 Sure Jan

@courier6402

2 жыл бұрын

@Timmy Perk As a Junior (11th) I would personally hate a teacher that acted as the class clown most kids I know prefer a teacher that is level headed understanding and relatable.

Insubordinate and CHURLISH!- cracks me up everytime!!! Chicanerous and Deplorable!!! Love Key and Peele so much- humor so smart, layered and original!!!

@michaelmignone5869

Жыл бұрын

J'queline and A A Ron i cant stop saying 🤣. You wanna go to war B'lockay?!

@SportsBoss999

8 ай бұрын

"Say it right!" D-Nice.

The word "consequences" hits me everytime

“coming reluctantly “😂😂😭. jordan is hilarious bro

AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO A DAMN CLUB!!

The substitute teacher sketches will forever be the greatest ever idc idc Mr.Garvey wake up every day and choose violence..."if one more person say some..silly ASS NAME this whole class gon feel my WrAtH!"🤣🤣🤣

21:05 asked for five and got 15 🤣🤣🤣

The substitute that can't pronounce their names properly is hilarious 😂😆🤣

So many things I missed the first time I saw the substitute teacher skits. 1. When Mr. Garvey says what city he worked in, he says NYC, but pronounced differently. 2. When Denise says she's in the chess club, Mr. Garvey looks down for a split moment before making the mosquito bite comment. 3. Even the subtitles call the people by what Garvey calls them.

09:00 " I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the Chest club , mosquito's bite club maybe " 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Just realized what the “chess club” bit was actually about. He thought she said, “Chest club”. Lmaooo

@MiniKodjo

2 жыл бұрын

duuhhh

@mobarkahmed1910

2 жыл бұрын

He misheard her "intentionlly".

The Mr. Garvey skit is def my favorite! Never gets old.

@OneOut1

5 ай бұрын

It should have been said G Arvey.

Fake announcement and Timothy picking up his daughter got me well😂😁

"Balake, I.. Heres is the thing, I dont even know why I am about to ask you this" Gets me all the time!! hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Et tu, nerdy girl?" Is actually the funniest thing said during the entire sketch and he got nothing for it. Whole thing so heartbreaking.

@darwinsexplosions

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@OzymandiasWasRight

Жыл бұрын

​@@darwinsexplosions Its latin and the famous last words of Ceaser (that he probably never actually said). The phrase is "et tu, Brutas?" meaning "you too, Brutas?" Or "you as well?". Ceaser was assassinated by a group of senators who stabbed him a rediculous number of times. Ceaser and Brutas were close and had treated him like a son, he'd even forgiven him for betrayal once before. He cant believe its Brutas holding the last dagger to stab him, just as Joe cant believe nerdy girl gets in the final insult.

@darwinsexplosions

Жыл бұрын

@@OzymandiasWasRight ah that makes sense. Thanks for explainign

@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl

Жыл бұрын

It’s astounding to me that someone had to explain this. Didn’t any of you go to school? And not even that - that line can be found in pop culture lol

@darwinsexplosions

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl no need to be a dick. I just didn’t know and this nice guy explained

Lmao Jimmy actually pissed me off. Why is he every male middle schooler.

@youtubedislikebutton983

2 жыл бұрын

I hate jimmy 😠

@Andrew-zq3ip

2 жыл бұрын

I hated Jimmy at first, but then he became the hero.

@luqman488

2 жыл бұрын

I hate jimmy very much. If i see such kid i would slap the sense into him

@MiniKodjo

2 жыл бұрын

Because every female middle schoolers keeps giggling to that shit...

bro the faces of the other students at 9:13 is just PFFFTT

it's crucial that we start using these alternate pronunciations

@jennifercoast5434

2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean?

@ionarevamp

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennifercoast5434 Shut up Jehnehneheyefer

@jennifercoast5434

2 жыл бұрын

@@ionarevamp smd

@deityoffilth

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennifercoast5434 cope

"I wish I was high on potenuse!" That is a funny skit. The class and teacher laughing hysterically on the least funny joke ever. And the kid that said it gets no credit for being the one whoo made them laugh. Beautiful!

You clicked on one Key & Peele video. Your now awake at 3am and have gone through hundreds of videos CONSEQUENCES

@binitshrestha3122

2 жыл бұрын

That's loco

@sonitabh

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one Ay-Ay-gon

@Aegon1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonitabh I understood that reference

@cherylbreitkreutz9693

2 жыл бұрын

Well it’s 3:08 so you’re not wrong

@melissarevels9224

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

Mr Garvey is a classic

A A RON 😂. That always gets me

"i am the president of the glee club , why do i talk "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mistophus and deceitful , then what......????

Mr. Garvey got that ptsd 😂😂😂😂😂

20:51 you can see that kid trying to hold in his smile 🤣

They should really make a movie about the Substitute

@shavonneholmes5203

Жыл бұрын

They did make a movie called “the Substitute”.

@kentalks2818

Жыл бұрын

@@shavonneholmes5203 I know and that was not what I was talking about

These two are comical geniuses, funniest Duo ever on television

the way he looked at "denice"'s chest 😂😂😂

@w.callens1629

2 жыл бұрын

'The mosquito bite club maybe...'

Subtitling Mr Garvey is perfection The "Gimme that" with the school bully skit still gets me

Key and peele can literally play so many different races so perfectly 😆

Donnie just trying to use his passion for slam poetry to help some high school kids. His consequences are just artistic expressions of the results of doing bad things. This man deserves a medal, someone take him to Carnegie Hall and give him an orchestra.

I can’t say Aaron anymore. Why does it need two freaking A’s? If you want it to be Aron just use one.

@bfreeblast7752

2 жыл бұрын

But then it would just be Ay-ron

@cecbut4648

2 жыл бұрын

Because without two A’s it would be pronounced “ah-ron”

@john-mi1ud

2 жыл бұрын

@@bfreeblast7752 1+1=AyAy-ron

@arganiaspinosa9122

2 жыл бұрын

@@bfreeblast7752 You know Ay-ron (Aron) actually doesn't sound like a bad name. Kind of of reminds me of "Akon", the singer.

@sprucesoultree3833

2 жыл бұрын

@@arganiaspinosa9122 who?

Jimmy must’ve not set many goals.

@CarpeDiem23

2 жыл бұрын

If any..

The one with jimmy is actually amazing lmaooooo

16:54 - 😂😂😂 even I started to feel his frustration 😂😂😂

Never before saw a high school with desks in the auditorium Guess my school district was broke af lol

@jun-iu2ko

2 жыл бұрын

P 0 p Pop Pop

@jun-iu2ko

2 жыл бұрын

L 00 P

@jun-iu2ko

2 жыл бұрын

P00p 0l Pppppp L

@jun-iu2ko

2 жыл бұрын

Pl

@jun-iu2ko

2 жыл бұрын

Ppp Ppp

Omg died hard when he said "BLACK VAGINA"!!!

The last one had me rolling on the floor fr😂

18:05 the guy in the blue shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11:51 flash forward to years later

Kudos to all the students in Mr. Garby's class for keeping a straight face

"coming reluctantly"

"Mosquito bite club maybe" 🤣🤣🤣

19:49 “That would not be bitchin’ would it?” Always gets me 🤣

4th sketch is the best thing Key and Peele ever produced. Standing ovations. BRAVO!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It's a really important lesson right there, it doesn't matter who writes the jokes, it's the delivery that matters

Teachers like Mr. Garvey are more common than ever in schools. That was more a documentary than anything. 👍

The first one was like a bible character in the first testament

@joshuamallari5854

2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen the first one before.. God I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

@jesusislord6545

2 жыл бұрын

Old Testament*

@jesusislord6545

2 жыл бұрын

And they’re not characters, they’re people.

@wahuigi6843

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesusislord6545 prove they existed.

@keithbrandt2521

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesusislord6545 L

I can't say "consequences" with a straight face anymore 😂 its been years now

I love the stargate reference (8:34).

"Uh huh...there it is. The usual suspects" 😆

These guys are so incredibly talented!

The sub teacher names is an absolute classic. It warms my heart with happiness.

The Jimmie one was about a narcissist and how crazy they make you! I love these

Jquellan is so fine lol

Can't wait for the day I can show the substitute teacher skit to my nephew so he can finally understand why we call him A-a-ron. He's 5 right now so got a while to go.

I feel bad for the hypotenuse one, he a bad friend

I’m glad I subscribed to you the first time I saw you quite some time ago and glad I did. I have high respect for you and your team. It’s made me laugh a lot over the years 🙏❤️

i just cant explain how i laugh so hard even after a billion times I've watched this