Kick is COOKED | Asmongold Reacts

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by ‪@Philion‬ • Kick is COOKED
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  • @craigsmart1986
    @craigsmart19862 күн бұрын

    Can we stop calling everything cooked

  • @omarrobledo3722

    @omarrobledo3722

    2 күн бұрын

    Cry

  • @bc9554

    @bc9554

    2 күн бұрын

    this comment is cooked

  • @courve

    @courve

    2 күн бұрын

    Chef’d then?

  • @Naccarat

    @Naccarat

    2 күн бұрын

    let him cook

  • @donavyn6326

    @donavyn6326

    2 күн бұрын

    give us like 4-6 months I think it’ll die out of vocabulary

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex2 күн бұрын

    This new slang with the word cook has been getting greedy with it's usage. Letting people cook is good but the moment something becomes cooked it's now bad.

  • @DomCoreLeon

    @DomCoreLeon

    Күн бұрын

    This has been the case for a while now. There's a ton of words that functionally change greatly with a different suffix and how it's directed. Nothing new

  • @BoxedDemon

    @BoxedDemon

    Күн бұрын

    No, no, Cooked is still a positive. If he had said "Kick cooked," that would be a positive. If something or someone is cooked, that's when it's a negative.

  • @Mewsashi-cz9fo

    @Mewsashi-cz9fo

    Күн бұрын

    it's very cringe criminal langage, and it fits the usual criminal past, streamer

  • @Kodaiva

    @Kodaiva

    Күн бұрын

    wait until this guy learns about language

  • @EXultimate

    @EXultimate

    23 сағат бұрын

    "__ is cooked" came decades before "letting __ cook". Although I never thought of it, they're really not related expressions.

  • @dr4gonstear
    @dr4gonstear2 күн бұрын

    "Entrapment" in this example, would be saying you're 21, when you're really 15.

  • @dedafman9766

    @dedafman9766

    18 сағат бұрын

    that's not the way the law works. lmao

  • @TifDaJeweler

    @TifDaJeweler

    18 сағат бұрын

    not how it works lol. there are three elements that result in entrapment. The idea for the crime must originate and root back to the state agent. The crime must be induced by the state agent's persuasion, incitement, or deceit. The defendant must not be predisposed to committing the crime.

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload...Күн бұрын

    15:20 just to mention, what she did initially, backing up out of the way when other people showed up to deal with the issue, is exactly the right thing to do. This guys speaking from his perspective as an ex lifeguard. I'm ex RNLI and worked at sea for 10yrs so I'd jump in too if there were no other options to hand but even if you're a real strong swimmer in the pool, unless you have experience in actual outdoor and not heated water AND at least a heads up on the many different ways a casualty in panic can react and how bad that can go, DO NOT jump in! Raise the alarm, grab floatation aids like liferings and yeet them in, throw them a line but DO NOT jump straight in or you're risking 1 casualty in danger becoming 2 doa. In sea search and rescue we train to approach the casualty with absolute caution and gain control of the casualty asap when we get hands on. We also train to be aware of how a person may react if in panic and not to hesitate to push, even kick a person who tries to grab at you away. Someone in panic isn't always going to be shouting and screaming and flailing around in stereotypical panic and someone in panic will not hesitate to grab and use you to keep themselves above water! We even train to punch the living snot out of someone if it comes to it...anything to subdue and get them under control. If someone falls or is pushed in, raise the alarm not only with emergency services or local staff but for everyone in the area to recognise there's an issue and you need help. Grab anything the floats and yeet it in as close to the casualty as you can get it. If there's life ring with line, fantastic. Get that to them and pull them in or at least stop them being swept away. If there's a strong current, someone has to keep eyes on at all times and follow them from the bank as best they can and even point at them so other people can see them and keep track of them too. Unless you're really confident that you know what you're getting yourself into and confident in your ability to recover them AND get yourself out, do not jump in. Stay safe everyone and Happy Independence Day USA 🤗 Edit: sorry for the wall of text. One of my worst shouts with RNLI went from search and rescue to body recovery before we could get anywhere near the site. A young boy playing on a rocky out cropping was hit by a wave and washed into the sea. Their older sister jumped in to save him but they were both swept out and dragged under. The wee boy was only 11 and his sister 16. Hit a little close to home is all with the guy saying "jump in"

  • @garrettbellinghausen8389
    @garrettbellinghausen83892 күн бұрын

    Calling opera gx the alpha male of search engines is the most unironically beta male shit I have ever heard…

  • @CreativeCache101

    @CreativeCache101

    2 күн бұрын

    He is being ironic tho

  • @Gaunerchen

    @Gaunerchen

    2 күн бұрын

    It's not even a search engine

  • @TheTuttle99

    @TheTuttle99

    2 күн бұрын

    Using alpha beta or sigma male unironically is beta as fuck

  • @aliquidgaming1068

    @aliquidgaming1068

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@TheTuttle99it's all over used and played out now Red pill, blue pill, black pill, Culture war, DEI, alpha, beta, sigma, Chad, etc etc It's all pathetic and not reflective of the real world in the slightest. People who get hung up on this shit are just chronically online and don't live in the real world. They treat the Internet as a real place. They essentially all hold the same ideals and ethics, just on different extremes. It's all bullshit and a waste of time and energy

  • @Cutlas

    @Cutlas

    2 күн бұрын

    He's being pimped by opera

  • @FireJach
    @FireJach2 күн бұрын

    Twitch is cooked KZread is cooked Twitter is cooked Reddit is cooked So i dont give a fuck about another insignificant drama lol

  • @bjornberkers1622

    @bjornberkers1622

    2 күн бұрын

    Welcome to the social internet 😅

  • @pixelpuppy

    @pixelpuppy

    2 күн бұрын

    if everything is cooked, it's time to eat.

  • @anon1963

    @anon1963

    2 күн бұрын

    TikTok is burnt

  • @syncrongames9644

    @syncrongames9644

    2 күн бұрын

    Calling crimes being committed such as harassment and assault, on top off people making out with minors on camera insignificant drama is insane

  • @BlackEagleUSA

    @BlackEagleUSA

    2 күн бұрын

    What about Facebook

  • @frostwind8617
    @frostwind86172 күн бұрын

    Funny that if I put a kick and twitch private window side by side: I only see game streaming on the kick main page, while on twitch is like half gaming and half camgirls...

  • @vivekjk6729

    @vivekjk6729

    2 күн бұрын

    i see slots and casino section on kick. it evens out

  • @empschilde
    @empschilde2 күн бұрын

    Kick is GRILLED Kick is BROILED Kick is TOASTED Kick is BRAISED Kick is CHARRED Kick is SAUTEED Kick is STEAMED Kick is FRIED

  • @gregutz4284

    @gregutz4284

    18 сағат бұрын

    Kick is RINSED

  • @jarodandshanti3749

    @jarodandshanti3749

    16 сағат бұрын

    Kick is SMOKED

  • @LordRykard9376

    @LordRykard9376

    14 сағат бұрын

    Uh SOUS VIDE?

  • @xXJLNINJAXx

    @xXJLNINJAXx

    13 сағат бұрын

    Kick is BAKED

  • @Isingyoudie073
    @Isingyoudie0732 күн бұрын

    This guy’s third eye is going where no third eye has gone before.

  • @RichiePajooh-r8i

    @RichiePajooh-r8i

    2 күн бұрын

    i would get it removed it’s probably a cyst or a wart. It would leave a scar or minor scar but whatever. unfortunately insurances don’t cover such things. it’s always “cosmetic” even though it can be life ruining from just how people are about such things. I’ve cut out cysts and other things myself using dry ice, needles etc, i would not advise someone else doing that but unfortunately he’s a white male in america idk if he even can get insurance and even if he had it they wouldn’t cover the surgery needed

  • @davenunyabusiness4893

    @davenunyabusiness4893

    2 күн бұрын

    I think my mom had that same pair of glasses tho..

  • @andrewsteckler540

    @andrewsteckler540

    2 күн бұрын

    Blind?. . . ill see myself out

  • @CKatanik93

    @CKatanik93

    2 күн бұрын

    I SAW IT BLINK!

  • @RyanLBC

    @RyanLBC

    2 күн бұрын

    Isn’t he the guy with 3 eyes in fallout tv series

  • @SureShoy
    @SureShoy2 күн бұрын

    PSA: Don't jump in after someone drowning they'll most likely drown you too out of panic. Look for a flotation device. Throw don't go.

  • @heinzerbrew

    @heinzerbrew

    2 күн бұрын

    I would have drowned if the person that saved me listened to your advice. Dude jumped off a balcony ran over and jumped in to save me. Your advice is sound though, I was splashing like crazy.

  • @ErdeZ

    @ErdeZ

    2 күн бұрын

    This only applies when a flotation device is available and the person in water is still conscious, or do you suppose people are just supposed to sit there their thumbs up their arse in such situations? Plus, there are also body size considerations. I'd like seeing you throw a flotation device for a toddler and see how that goes.

  • @RandomCarrot2806

    @RandomCarrot2806

    2 күн бұрын

    @@ErdeZ A toddler doesn't have the strength to drag an adult down into drowning.

  • @ErdeZ

    @ErdeZ

    2 күн бұрын

    @@RandomCarrot2806 Yes, exactly. Glad you are keeping up, champ.

  • @ThePotatoWaveOfficial

    @ThePotatoWaveOfficial

    2 күн бұрын

    I've heard that if you panic the life guard punches you to knock you out, it makes it easier to bring you back to land. But maybe I'm old and it's an old with.

  • @remmykun8315
    @remmykun83152 күн бұрын

    Cook is kicked.

  • @MGC-XIII
    @MGC-XIII2 күн бұрын

    "She did the right thing by walking away" The right thing would've been to wait for the police to come and turn yourself in.

  • @Alex-zm8ss

    @Alex-zm8ss

    Күн бұрын

    An adult woman jumped in herself into water... No matter how coked up/mentally disturbed they are. Now if she told her hey jump off a building then you might have a case.

  • @MGC-XIII

    @MGC-XIII

    Күн бұрын

    @@Alex-zm8ss She told a mentally ill person to jump into the water for money... What she did was a crime.

  • @Alex-zm8ss

    @Alex-zm8ss

    Күн бұрын

    @@MGC-XIII got the statute?

  • @adriansanmartin5773
    @adriansanmartin57732 күн бұрын

    He sounds like a Charlie clone...

  • @justinfriedman2039

    @justinfriedman2039

    2 күн бұрын

    Except that's Asmongold who has been making content much longer. He used to mainly put out World of Warcraft content, but he moved into a lot more react videos as he's played less WoW.

  • @nakuskeith8856

    @nakuskeith8856

    2 күн бұрын

    this guy ^^

  • @carterwow

    @carterwow

    2 күн бұрын

    @@justinfriedman2039he’s talking about the guy Asmon is watching you absolute acoustic goober

  • @profo4544

    @profo4544

    2 күн бұрын

    @@justinfriedman2039 Playing wow doesnt make you a better content creator lol. Asmongold used to just play games and didnt really care if anyone liked it really. Now hes a react streamer playing it safe. OTKs kinda wack to, im not even a fan like that of moist critikal but he never changed up what he was doing streaming to get more views and he started a org thats gained more respect in less time than OTK.

  • @brandonedlin2052

    @brandonedlin2052

    2 күн бұрын

    He is a failed Ai Charlie. It’s a sad story actually but at least he got away.

  • @iron6672
    @iron66722 күн бұрын

    increasingly nervous redditor says "Kick is done" for the 20th time this year.

  • @wildouter

    @wildouter

    2 күн бұрын

    LMAO

  • @charlesmartel6108

    @charlesmartel6108

    2 күн бұрын

    I mean, the only guy that I watch on Kick is actually increasing his viewrs🤣

  • @lucasljs1545

    @lucasljs1545

    2 күн бұрын

    Literally rent free. Every new video about it the person looks physically worse, soon we will have literal reddit mods screaming and crying "KICK IS DONE!" on camera LMAO

  • @yomomma8381

    @yomomma8381

    2 күн бұрын

    @@lucasljs1545 do you actively watch streams on kick?

  • @SamahLama

    @SamahLama

    2 күн бұрын

    Livestreamfail is turning itself inside out these days

  • @holymanbob9491
    @holymanbob94912 күн бұрын

    This guy really just comes across as having an axe to grind.

  • @tyblu7667
    @tyblu76672 күн бұрын

    Kick is not a competitor to Amazon. Twitch doesn't even make money for Amazon, it's completely insignificant to them.

  • @makobe584
    @makobe5842 күн бұрын

    Grooming and censorship on Twitch vs getting kids addicted to gambling on Kick. What great choices we have!

  • @TyrianHaze

    @TyrianHaze

    2 күн бұрын

    I'll take the non censorship. Thank you very much!

  • @Obeythemay

    @Obeythemay

    2 күн бұрын

    The people who want censorship are typically the worst in the history of society

  • @milhouse8166

    @milhouse8166

    Күн бұрын

    Yeah I'll take the non grooming please and thank you

  • @Drugsanddragonslul

    @Drugsanddragonslul

    Күн бұрын

    Jе\/\/s did this

  • @MV-ri7zu

    @MV-ri7zu

    Күн бұрын

    They are social media websites and just like any other social media website they are NOT for children its really that simple. Teach your children and monitor their internet use when they are young. Not rocket science parents have to start taking accountability you cannot censor every fkin website so 9 year olds can browse them freely.

  • @fumped
    @fumped2 күн бұрын

    People don't get how big AWS is. It's HUGE but you don't know this because it's not a consumer company.

  • @heavyhebrew

    @heavyhebrew

    2 күн бұрын

    Don't look too closely at who the biggest customer of AWS data is or you will get v&

  • @coolhandluke9783

    @coolhandluke9783

    2 күн бұрын

    @@heavyhebrewwho is it? Amazon? Twitch?

  • @eyeslikeoceans

    @eyeslikeoceans

    2 күн бұрын

    @@coolhandluke9783No it's Starforge PCs

  • @the_meatyboosh8036

    @the_meatyboosh8036

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@coolhandluke9783it's amazon web services, they own it and literally everyone uses it. Definitely social media, and probably phone companies, so maybe Apple or Google are the top users?

  • @Dancky2

    @Dancky2

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@heavyhebrewwhat does v& mean?

  • @Nighttmare
    @Nighttmare2 күн бұрын

    This guy seems like a great value version of Charlie lol

  • @carrottvision7844

    @carrottvision7844

    2 күн бұрын

    Just play x 1.5

  • @nicknevco215

    @nicknevco215

    2 күн бұрын

    great value taste fine

  • @tylewis693

    @tylewis693

    2 күн бұрын

    Charlie with a cold.

  • @chillestmcchimp5293

    @chillestmcchimp5293

    Күн бұрын

    People using celebrities first names is so cringe, especially with youtubers.

  • @awesomesauce8151
    @awesomesauce81512 күн бұрын

    Word thrown around so easily that even this video is cooked

  • @ZippoX05
    @ZippoX052 күн бұрын

    I remember when ebaumsworld was the armpit of the internet

  • @TheAzrai

    @TheAzrai

    2 күн бұрын

    Something Awful, too. Same time.

  • @nicknevco215

    @nicknevco215

    2 күн бұрын

    never new anything but 4chan

  • @LukasTesseract

    @LukasTesseract

    2 күн бұрын

    So, have you booked your prostate exam?

  • @guitarsgames1978

    @guitarsgames1978

    2 күн бұрын

    i haven't thought about ebaumsworld in a hot minute, lol.

  • @greasy5213

    @greasy5213

    Күн бұрын

    @@guitarsgames1978 bout time

  • @kocy33
    @kocy33Күн бұрын

    Can we cook everything that stopped calling

  • @ignizxnr3021
    @ignizxnr30212 күн бұрын

    Asmon saying twitch isnt a softcore porn site is the biggest lie of his life

  • @Eragon530

    @Eragon530

    2 күн бұрын

    When did he say that?

  • @ignizxnr3021

    @ignizxnr3021

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Eragon530 quite literally the beginning of the video did you not watch

  • @ignizxnr3021

    @ignizxnr3021

    2 күн бұрын

    3:15 if you want specific​@@Eragon530

  • @Xxxxxxxxxxzzzsasff

    @Xxxxxxxxxxzzzsasff

    2 күн бұрын

    Gotta keep up appearances to his boss.

  • @PentaHousen

    @PentaHousen

    2 күн бұрын

    He is right that if we go by number of video's. The problem is that lots of pron streams are pushed to the top visibility and they don't usually got banned at all or get slap on wrist. Its better now when filtter exist, but there is bunch of nsfw stuff not bannned yet.

  • @austin-wp9sm
    @austin-wp9sm2 күн бұрын

    Asmon trying to tell us Batman isn't real. Just wait until I tell Superman about this!

  • @HiJinkks
    @HiJinkks2 күн бұрын

    Cooked.

  • @Atrociousnes
    @AtrociousnesКүн бұрын

    The water thing isnt really on her they didnt force her to do it so she isnt liable to any criminal charges

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName2 күн бұрын

    Why tf did she willingly jump into the water if she didn't know how to swim?

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe71792 күн бұрын

    But people have been saying twitch is cooked for years, and it’s still going.

  • @mongoosegang

    @mongoosegang

    2 күн бұрын

    The only reason it's still going is because a mega corp is eating the cost hoping one day it will be profitable. Most businesses don't have that luxury.

  • @TophinatorStreams

    @TophinatorStreams

    2 күн бұрын

    That’s bc “cooked” isn’t fully defined or developed as anything other than “ya know, ‘cooked’”. Try “burnt” to add more gravitas to the metaphor. And in that sense; I’d say, “Kick is burning”

  • @hexaquras9374
    @hexaquras93742 күн бұрын

    its been a while since we've seen Philion on this channel

  • @venchergaming
    @venchergaming2 күн бұрын

    Watching gambling is like watching NASCAR. 90% are only there to see the crash.

  • @TophinatorStreams

    @TophinatorStreams

    2 күн бұрын

    Wise analogy! 😂 I know I showed up to driving school on train safety day for exactly that reason!

  • @DaniloBeirne
    @DaniloBeirneКүн бұрын

    Glazing it because he wants a contract

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent1002 күн бұрын

    4 chan at least gave us SCP. Kick has yet to give society anything.

  • @themalcontent100

    @themalcontent100

    2 күн бұрын

    Besides evidence for future prosecutors

  • @gambo302
    @gambo3022 күн бұрын

    Stake made record profits… lol.. it’s not going anywhere

  • @Hat_Uncle

    @Hat_Uncle

    2 күн бұрын

    IKR? People are in "wishful thinking" mode these days, as if it were reality.

  • @thebigbucktheory5488

    @thebigbucktheory5488

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@Hat_Unclepeople just listen to vocal minorities.

  • @mysticflow467

    @mysticflow467

    2 күн бұрын

    steak? you cook that.

  • @donthinkandhigh

    @donthinkandhigh

    2 күн бұрын

    Stake is cooked

  • @nerdstrangler4804

    @nerdstrangler4804

    2 күн бұрын

    You mean revenue? I can't find anything saying stake is even profitable, let alone making record profits. Stake is a relatively new company with an aggressive growth strategy, odds are they are still losing money. Revenue is not profit. And Stake is not Kick. For instance if you spent 500 million a year running kick and it brings in 250 million a year in revenue for stake. Yea stake will probably have record revenue because that is 250 million in revenue you didn't have before. But you are still losing a ton of money on kick.

  • @whytho1690
    @whytho1690Күн бұрын

    Don't know why but I have a chuckle every time he speeds out of his room at the end now.

  • @Sully2G
    @Sully2GКүн бұрын

    "Batman's not real" YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 🤣😂

  • @emoney7472
    @emoney74722 күн бұрын

    WTF is the thing in between his eyes? That thing looks like it's ready to hatch.

  • @carterwow

    @carterwow

    2 күн бұрын

    It’s a cyberpunk augmentation to rest his glasses

  • @josecezar7903

    @josecezar7903

    2 күн бұрын

    You should tell him. I bet he doesn't know!

  • @ProzacStylings

    @ProzacStylings

    2 күн бұрын

    @@josecezar7903 Yes. Correct. It's distracting af and if more people tell him more often he'll either fix it dermatologically/cosmetically or stop making videos. Win win.

  • @gusteyigor

    @gusteyigor

    2 күн бұрын

    Or he doesn't care of your opinion. It's much healthier option

  • @ProzacStylings

    @ProzacStylings

    2 күн бұрын

    @@gusteyigor You don't understand what more people more often means. You probably don't understand a **lot** of things.

  • @ImActuallyGarbo
    @ImActuallyGarbo2 күн бұрын

    The reason I don’t like kick is the airplay bad

  • @2300HGaming
    @2300HGaming2 күн бұрын

    if you close your eye you can hear charlie talking

  • @thescarecrow897
    @thescarecrow8972 күн бұрын

    it would be cool to see kick grow so twitch stops being a monopoly

  • @sudaphedz433
    @sudaphedz4332 күн бұрын

    so instead of shilling 'brain rot' he shills spyware

  • @anon1963

    @anon1963

    2 күн бұрын

    eh opera is not spyware

  • @ayukuro1019

    @ayukuro1019

    2 күн бұрын

    if you spend more than 1 minute to look into it you would know it is not spyware. And if opera is spyware then it is in the C tier while every single social media app is A-S tier. Every single app ever has been labeled "spyware" by ppl with tech-phobia and conspiration theorists that know nothin about it, unfortunately even a broken clock is right twice a day, but not on this one. And on the other hand as well Asmon was being sarcastic. Calling smth "alpha male" is actually more used as a derogatory term now rather than a compliment by anyone who is not in the red pill community.

  • @Lt.Shrimp

    @Lt.Shrimp

    2 күн бұрын

    @@anon1963 The starting point is that all software is "spyware." Then the software has to prove it isn't, man there is so much you have to turn off in software, because the default with software is data collection by the ton. Nowadays when I build a new PC I have to spend so much time turning off a lot of default nonsense with software, it was never that bad in the past.

  • @anon1963

    @anon1963

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Lt.Shrimp it wasn't that "bad" because the hardware wasn't powerful enough. toggling settings off is not really that much, unless you install the OS everyday then maybe. personally I don't care if uncle Sam, Xi or Rajesh want to look at my hentai collection on my PC.

  • @dakdak3331

    @dakdak3331

    2 күн бұрын

    Not all software is spyware lmao. My hello world python program is not spyware. ​@@Lt.Shrimp

  • @xtr0city
    @xtr0city2 күн бұрын

    Cooked? I prefer medium rare so dont overdue it.

  • @MultipleChoiceNinja

    @MultipleChoiceNinja

    2 күн бұрын

    Well done

  • @V4Now

    @V4Now

    2 күн бұрын

    I prefer well done, but I keep getting asked to leave.🥲

  • @danielschmaderer

    @danielschmaderer

    2 күн бұрын

    I’m a medium steak guy myself.

  • @John-fo4wp

    @John-fo4wp

    2 күн бұрын

    I like mine either Rare or Blue Rare

  • @NinjaFresh

    @NinjaFresh

    2 күн бұрын

    @@John-fo4wp depends on the cut but nothing more done than medium rare.

  • @gtabro1337
    @gtabro13372 күн бұрын

    The cook is kicked 💀

  • @Ebaton264
    @Ebaton2642 күн бұрын

    Kick ain’t going anywhere. Stake is pumpin

  • @jjgloom

    @jjgloom

    2 күн бұрын

    Kick is like the Wild West I love it over there. Screw the haters.

  • @Siren--Head

    @Siren--Head

    Күн бұрын

    i sure hope so, fuck twitch

  • @voilvelev6775

    @voilvelev6775

    Күн бұрын

    @@jjgloom ye, those haters and they're pesky laws.

  • @MV-ri7zu

    @MV-ri7zu

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@voilvelev6775 laws are upheld by the law enforcement officers not social media websites. Having nazi level censorship like youtube and twitch is absolutely NOT the right road to go down in the long term.

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad2 күн бұрын

    Waiting for Kick to accept Dr Disrespect with open arms.

  • @MurrayLime

    @MurrayLime

    2 күн бұрын

    50 mill was the doc's price......still waiting to see how it all plays out

  • @FalloutTributeMusic

    @FalloutTributeMusic

    2 күн бұрын

    Accept me with open arms!

  • @HawkTuahAndSpitOnThatThang

    @HawkTuahAndSpitOnThatThang

    2 күн бұрын

    Hey turtle how is the war in Ukraine going? Y’all win yet?

  • @JButterZJ

    @JButterZJ

    2 күн бұрын

    Doc did nothing wrong Change my mind

  • @ShadeofGaz

    @ShadeofGaz

    2 күн бұрын

    Lmao don't even know the details you might as well be quiet

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe2 күн бұрын

    Why is everyone trying to manifest Kick's downfall

  • @BussinandDiscussin

    @BussinandDiscussin

    2 күн бұрын

    Lots of crimes are filmed on there.

  • @JR-wf5kg

    @JR-wf5kg

    2 күн бұрын

    @@BussinandDiscussin Them being a bunch of hypocrites is my problem. Look how hard Asmon went against Doc for possibly trying to sleep with a 17-year-old when he's in an org with Cyr who actually was sleeping with 17-year-olds when he was a famous youtuber in his mid 20s. OTK is full of weirdos that were really good friends and roomates with people like Sam Pepper and Onision. 😂

  • @TophinatorStreams

    @TophinatorStreams

    2 күн бұрын

    @@JR-wf5kgThat’s a good point. I’m just narrowing it down to bad-decision making from the top-down. And bc of its low bar against criminal activity, it attracts more of the same.

  • @starboy__finesse__4166

    @starboy__finesse__4166

    2 күн бұрын

    @@JR-wf5kgshe wasn’t 17 why u tryna make her older

  • @KickIRLRecap

    @KickIRLRecap

    2 күн бұрын

    Cause kick isn’t woke enough

  • @Clydiie
    @Clydiie2 күн бұрын

    asmon saying twitch being called a p website is overblown is one of the funniest things while I pause the video go on twitch and the first thing I see is "may contain sexual themes"

  • @hncperspective6929
    @hncperspective69292 күн бұрын

    I wana learn how to cook but all i can find are cooked social media 😭

  • @ToreOnYouTube
    @ToreOnYouTube2 күн бұрын

    They could mix Kick and Twitch and call it The Kitch - perfect for female streamers.

  • @KB-yv9dm

    @KB-yv9dm

    2 күн бұрын

    Underrated comment. Take my like and my comment.

  • @nicknevco215

    @nicknevco215

    2 күн бұрын

    en

  • @user-hf6bt4ge4z

    @user-hf6bt4ge4z

    2 күн бұрын

    Twick is better

  • @MikeZehdnicker

    @MikeZehdnicker

    2 күн бұрын

    Wow man 😂

  • @AmaG-92

    @AmaG-92

    2 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @ArkBenji
    @ArkBenji2 күн бұрын

    Vitaly doesn't give a flying fk about the kids. It's all about clicks and views for him.

  • @clashwithkeen

    @clashwithkeen

    2 күн бұрын

    NO WAY!!! REALLY!!?

  • @lennysmileyface

    @lennysmileyface

    2 күн бұрын

    Just like politicians, always ulterior motives.

  • @ppimtx
    @ppimtxКүн бұрын

    Blaming a social media site for people’s crimes is like blaming a hammer that someone used to kill another person.

  • @greyape59
    @greyape5921 сағат бұрын

    I love how he looks over lovingly at his trash table after every point he makes.

  • @noneya246
    @noneya2462 күн бұрын

    Let's be truthful, both Twitch & Kick are cesspools

  • @gowankommando

    @gowankommando

    2 күн бұрын

    Kick is the better cesspool. No deer people running things

  • @TheMrFellaTV

    @TheMrFellaTV

    2 күн бұрын

    Kick is far worse

  • @TyrianHaze

    @TyrianHaze

    2 күн бұрын

    I like my cesspools with a bit of freedom of speech.

  • @na-vn5qy

    @na-vn5qy

    2 күн бұрын

    i think kick is the better platform overall, just with even more terrible people as their top streamers

  • @lucasljs1545

    @lucasljs1545

    2 күн бұрын

    @@na-vn5qy more terrible people as their top streamers? That's impossible, no one can take that crown from twitch. You can literally call OTK "rape house" and it is the top org of the site.

  • @Need_A_New_Game
    @Need_A_New_Game2 күн бұрын

    I'm watching this mainly because I'm trying to figure out wtf is kick? 😂

  • @FalloutTributeMusic

    @FalloutTributeMusic

    2 күн бұрын

    Please figure me out ^^

  • @samderry6305

    @samderry6305

    2 күн бұрын

    WTF is streaming?

  • @mc_squared
    @mc_squared15 сағат бұрын

    We sit through the “they are bad” then listen to his ad read hahahahaha

  • @Menroth.
    @Menroth.Күн бұрын

    Man im getting old with all these kitchen refrences, can any of these people even use an oven?

  • @DietersYT
    @DietersYT2 күн бұрын

    Never heard of Kick until now

  • @FalloutTributeMusic

    @FalloutTributeMusic

    2 күн бұрын

    Same about me! Im better then Kick!

  • @nicknevco215

    @nicknevco215

    2 күн бұрын

    Not many make it there

  • @Brok3n_54
    @Brok3n_542 күн бұрын

    MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

  • @clashwithkeen

    @clashwithkeen

    2 күн бұрын

    MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@clashwithkeen"Shut up Austin!!!"

  • @AndrewSu180
    @AndrewSu1802 күн бұрын

    How can you just float so still but cant swim?

  • @meesun2060
    @meesun2060Күн бұрын

    You entirely skipped over the environment of what goes on behind the scenes at Kick from a former kick dev/employee

  • @lordsneed9418
    @lordsneed94182 күн бұрын

    thank you asmon for giving me a way to watch philion's smug videos without giving him any ad revenue.

  • @DevonHberman-im6bx

    @DevonHberman-im6bx

    2 күн бұрын

    Ditto 😂

  • @xyr3s

    @xyr3s

    2 күн бұрын

    Lol why? I like phillion:)

  • @lordsneed9418

    @lordsneed9418

    2 күн бұрын

    @@xyr3s he's too smug and arrogant and disdainful

  • @nicholasjoannette2254

    @nicholasjoannette2254

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@xyr3sThats because youre a child

  • @xyr3s

    @xyr3s

    2 күн бұрын

    @lordsneed9418 I like that about him, I find it entertaining lol.

  • @kent-ingestensen5371
    @kent-ingestensen53712 күн бұрын

    The Third eye of truth is never wrong

  • @WoWGoldHoarder
    @WoWGoldHoarderКүн бұрын

    Never worked with Kick before. Thanks for the heads up on it.

  • @kingxred2487
    @kingxred2487Күн бұрын

    We we have Charlie, Xenoshot, and his third eye all having the voice and cadence

  • @notbadbros7814
    @notbadbros78142 күн бұрын

    penguinz0 looks different in that video

  • @seditious1627
    @seditious16272 күн бұрын

    I’ve never once visited Kick.

  • @newp0rt

    @newp0rt

    2 күн бұрын

    do u want a cookie? u feel special for not visting a website? who cares man.

  • @jamesholland8057

    @jamesholland8057

    2 күн бұрын

    I kicked my kick habit.

  • @jamesholland8057

    @jamesholland8057

    2 күн бұрын

    @@newp0rt not me. Why are you getting so upset?

  • @filipe5585

    @filipe5585

    2 күн бұрын

    @@newp0rt you clearly care enough to be mad about it

  • @DsgSleazy

    @DsgSleazy

    2 күн бұрын

    @@filipe5585 He’s just reflecting what we’re all thinking, like, who cares.

  • @patricknez7258
    @patricknez7258Күн бұрын

    I just saw that Neon dude getting chased away from building w a press conf in a previous vid lol

  • @Deathy-zt5je
    @Deathy-zt5je2 күн бұрын

    "Based out of australia"? Am I mis-remembering stake being available basically everywhere except Australia?

  • @FalloutTributeMusic
    @FalloutTributeMusic2 күн бұрын

    EVERYTHING and EVERYONE is Cooked currently..

  • @Tunda2

    @Tunda2

    2 күн бұрын

    Yep, and any company that does anything that I disagree with should be shut down 😂

  • @FalloutTributeMusic

    @FalloutTributeMusic

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Tunda2 this! ^^

  • @banhammer3904

    @banhammer3904

    2 күн бұрын

    My eggs aren't cooked yet.

  • @NubInUrTub

    @NubInUrTub

    2 күн бұрын

    You would hate in in Australia we call everything cooked

  • @FalloutTributeMusic

    @FalloutTributeMusic

    2 күн бұрын

    @@NubInUrTub haha thats why I escape reaility making music ^^

  • @JPAmerica
    @JPAmerica2 күн бұрын

    These videos are starting to be cooked

  • @eredgorgoroth
    @eredgorgoroth2 күн бұрын

    it's the first time I've seen someone who doesn't skip the ADV during a reaction

  • @markgomersbach9265
    @markgomersbach92652 күн бұрын

    Amazon: "I play both parties, so I always end on top"

  • @TheXantaur
    @TheXantaur2 күн бұрын

    Why call it vigilante justice? Citizens arrest is common law in every state. You can arrest anyone committing a crime

  • @Faethon888
    @Faethon8882 күн бұрын

    gx aint that safe though

  • @ZzSschil
    @ZzSschil2 күн бұрын

    That’s damn near impossible to do if you can’t swim

  • @krayne2084
    @krayne20842 күн бұрын

    Genuinely, if I saw a Kick logo somewhere, it would just make me think of Kickstarter

  • @Mia-OF-Model
    @Mia-OF-Model2 күн бұрын

    Waiting for Kick to accept Dr Disrespect with open arms

  • @Delbzy

    @Delbzy

    2 күн бұрын

    Dr Disrespect will never be back lmao

  • @Stratigoz

    @Stratigoz

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Delbzy Dont bet your life on it.

  • @rondayvooo

    @rondayvooo

    2 күн бұрын

    He will be back. He doesn’t care about what people think of him. This happened 7 years ago, no criminal charges. He will be back and nothing will change. Everyone can label him whatever they want to label him but that doesn’t change the fact that he didn’t break any laws.

  • @tannerbroyles

    @tannerbroyles

    2 күн бұрын

    YAYAYA

  • @clashwithkeen

    @clashwithkeen

    2 күн бұрын

    took my like away cause you stole this comment from someone an hour ago

  • @williamfrisby6270
    @williamfrisby627022 сағат бұрын

    “I played world of Warcraft, I believe that immediately” has me rolling

  • @kaustubhG18
    @kaustubhG182 күн бұрын

    As soon as I saw philion in asmon's stream, I had to bring the popcorn to watch.

  • @noblebearaw
    @noblebearaw2 күн бұрын

    Additional advantage to AWS hosting Kick: 1. It creates precedent that Amazon can argue is not anti-competitive. 2. It give Amazon more power. if Kick fucks up, Amazon can pull the plug any time they want. But wait -- it get worse! If Disney, Viacom, ect. find out about the gross copyright infringement happening across their platform, They can just sue AWS, as that -- the place where all the content is hosted -- in in the United States, so therefore must adhere to US law, regardless of where the company is located.

  • @TyrianHaze

    @TyrianHaze

    2 күн бұрын

    If kick fucks up, amazon can pull the plug, and they can just move over to another hosting platform.

  • @noblebearaw

    @noblebearaw

    2 күн бұрын

    @@TyrianHaze True. Though I have to wonder: who else would they go to? After that, if using AWS creates a massive vulnerability, why not just go there instead? Why put their dick on the chopping block to begin with, knowing they wanted to be broadly permissible like they are?

  • @TyrianHaze

    @TyrianHaze

    2 күн бұрын

    @@noblebearaw They are multibillionaires that can probably afford to create dozens of streaming sites. Don't think they would even care if kick disappeared over night.

  • @derpillionaire

    @derpillionaire

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@noblebearawMicrosoft azure or Google. Other options exist but they are mostly a joke at this scale.. Moving cloud providers at said scale is not trivial and not cheap. it would take lots of time and money. But be sure kick has considered the option tho

  • @noblebearaw

    @noblebearaw

    2 күн бұрын

    @@TyrianHaze Yeah, I think there's truth in that. Bear in mind, my argument concerns the viability of Kick as a platform in its current incarnation. I have no doubt that -- should it fail, those who made it would shrug it off just fine. Though I also don't care.

  • @purpinkn
    @purpinkn2 күн бұрын

    he has to fix that thing on his head

  • @randomdude_2000
    @randomdude_20002 күн бұрын

    I just finished cooking my dinner, and now my dinner is cooked.

  • @SaltySpark
    @SaltySpark2 күн бұрын

    I heard that Nux "Brooooother" 😂😂

  • @avenged-khaos

    @avenged-khaos

    2 күн бұрын

    pretty sure nux got that from watching asmon XD dude is crusty old in terms of internet

  • @lostknight1903
    @lostknight19032 күн бұрын

    Crazy how he thinks kick is paying twitch for hosting. Kick pays aws, twitch has to pay aws it's just reduced

  • @goptargives
    @goptargives2 күн бұрын

    Kick is like a streaming platform for 4chan users

  • @V4Now

    @V4Now

    2 күн бұрын

    I like to think 4chan has higher standards than this.🧐

  • @alphabryan4703

    @alphabryan4703

    2 күн бұрын

    that's kick and twitch tbh

  • @Sim-po1mc

    @Sim-po1mc

    2 күн бұрын

    like twitch is any better...

  • @TyrianHaze

    @TyrianHaze

    2 күн бұрын

    I accept your terms.

  • @RetreatSequel

    @RetreatSequel

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@V4Nowcmon we both know the only way you could get more degen is by going on the deepweb

  • @Slickjitz
    @SlickjitzКүн бұрын

    Wait, betting someone to jump into a body of water isn’t illegal…

  • @kidza12
    @kidza122 күн бұрын

    switching lanes at 120 is deffo crazy

  • @RhysVRhysV
    @RhysVRhysV2 күн бұрын

    34:50 was so true

  • @WhiskeyPatriot

    @WhiskeyPatriot

    2 күн бұрын

    The video has been out four minutes. How the fuck

  • @ru2225

    @ru2225

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@WhiskeyPatriotstream viewer watching it a second time 👀

  • @Ukgyt99
    @Ukgyt992 күн бұрын

    In a rental absolute Jeb ends.

  • @ArnnFrost
    @ArnnFrost2 күн бұрын

    This is a cooking channel now

  • @TommyAMV
    @TommyAMV2 күн бұрын

    Roll the dice for Asmon’s next video 🎲 1. GenZ is cooked 2. World (US) economy is cooked 3. WoW is cooked 4. Tipping culture is out of control 5. Popular creator fell off 6. OnlyFans cooked an entire generation

  • @BussinandDiscussin

    @BussinandDiscussin

    2 күн бұрын

    Rolling for China economy is cooked or they stole our tech and did it better now we are cooked

  • @putridterrain

    @putridterrain

    2 күн бұрын

    44k views in 41 minutes. I know what you mean bro but damn It working like a charm….. why change it 😂

  • @Meathole7

    @Meathole7

    2 күн бұрын

    Im cooked

  • @IceKoldKilla

    @IceKoldKilla

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@Meathole7I'm fried.

  • @Meathole7

    @Meathole7

    2 күн бұрын

    @@IceKoldKilla same

  • @stephendaedalos8970
    @stephendaedalos89702 күн бұрын

    the content noise is getting worse and worse, internet is cooked so to speak XD

  • @Abii_Frog
    @Abii_FrogКүн бұрын

    Why does he sound exactly like Charlie from his voice to his choice of words 😂

  • @dr.finesse823
    @dr.finesse8232 күн бұрын

    A Philion and a asmon video in one, 2 of my favorite KZreadrs love when he reacts to phils vids

  • @paddyator
    @paddyator2 күн бұрын

    I think why KZread isn’t promoting live streams is liability, imagine if KZread was as cooked as kick. Bad publicity for them, and new rules and regulations would probably follow. I think KZread is kinda scared of kick dying and all the degens coming to them.

  • @userANAKIN

    @userANAKIN

    2 күн бұрын

    Have you seen KZread streamers? So many junkies

  • @paddyator

    @paddyator

    2 күн бұрын

    Still not as cooked as kick tho

  • @heavyhebrew

    @heavyhebrew

    2 күн бұрын

    Man, so much cooking going on I wonder if anyone can still smell what The Rock is cooking?

  • @coreytrevor3910

    @coreytrevor3910

    2 күн бұрын

    YT is still the premier video site. Its not made for streamers and they sort of don't need too. They don't prioritize it because the market is sort of flooded with apps and whole companies that only do streaming. Why try and compete when you know you will be less than. They can keep doing what they are doing and when Kick or Twitch or a big site fails they can then take a real shot at it. Facebook is out, Twitch is teetering and Kick is basically gambling. If Twitch takes a massive hit for all the diddler DM's they covered up over the years you could see YT swoop in and grab market share

  • @zereo6945

    @zereo6945

    2 күн бұрын

    People act like Kick is the odd one out where all the degenerate stuff happens, but in reality this stuff happens on every single social media and streaming platform out there. Yes that includes everyone favorite Twitch and KZread, but for some reason people love to only focus on Kick which I can't really figure out why. Maybe it's just bias after have so many news articles and videos about how bad Kick is but not as many for Twitch or KZread, though I honestly have no clue.

  • @unclefred3128
    @unclefred31282 күн бұрын

    Opera GX tries to download itself to my computer every now and then. Immediate red flag lol

  • @NicholasWHaley7

    @NicholasWHaley7

    2 күн бұрын

    It was great when I was playing osrs. Has discord and twitch woven in.

  • @CaptainAdmiralMango

    @CaptainAdmiralMango

    2 күн бұрын

    Tf? lmao How does that even happen lmao

  • @BreathlessBreathing

    @BreathlessBreathing

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@CaptainAdmiralMangoIt doesn't.

  • @TheAzrai

    @TheAzrai

    2 күн бұрын

    @@CaptainAdmiralMango He's lying.

  • @IceKoldKilla

    @IceKoldKilla

    2 күн бұрын

    Opera was better in the 90s or early 2000s.

  • @yomomma8381
    @yomomma83812 күн бұрын

    dude looks like a young mrs. doubtfire

  • @ObiWanBidoofy
    @ObiWanBidoofy2 күн бұрын

    That theory does have legs. How fast can you run with it, i dont know. It does make some sense though.

  • @jamesholland8057
    @jamesholland80572 күн бұрын

    Is that scar on his forehead where the bullet went through?

  • @CarlosXPhone

    @CarlosXPhone

    2 күн бұрын

    Its not. That's a non-removable pimple or zit. You'd need Dr. Pimple Popper to get in there.

  • @Br1cht
    @Br1cht2 күн бұрын

    Brave or bust.

  • @gowankommando

    @gowankommando

    2 күн бұрын

    Fvck yeah!

  • @1Onsokumaru1
    @1Onsokumaru12 күн бұрын

    Bro sounds exactly like critical

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