(technically the red CoR Hot Rod variants that I switched to are called Mad Rides) this was from a stream a little while ago, check out the full vod if you want to see the full carnage kzread.info/dash/bejne/h3t60sWBXbuYfso.html

the car horn censors unironically scared the shit out of me

@ryyyyyyn

9 ай бұрын

IKR LMAO

5:45 I just imagine Sora thinking "Check out this combo" and then slowly getting pummeled until they're just kicking his unconcious body on the ground.

@BankaiokenX

11 ай бұрын

Hot Rod: "Let him get up let him get up"

@Ostr0

11 ай бұрын

Fight back fight back **Title Screen Music Plays**

@nexnexus8656

11 ай бұрын

“Rattle ‘em, boys!”

@greenfiretornado

11 ай бұрын

He didn't specify who was doing the combo

@etherreal8787

10 ай бұрын

The Arin Hanson approach

This entire concept is genuinely psychotic🤣

@The_Ninja_Tree

Жыл бұрын

He's a mad man

@Mike_Dubo

Жыл бұрын

Now what if they were all Dancer Nobodies?

@dokkannoob9068

11 ай бұрын

@@Mike_Dubo never cook again

@UncleJacq

11 ай бұрын

@@The_Ninja_Treethe maddest

@ajddavid452

8 ай бұрын

what about "every enemy is lingering will"

KH2 but every enemy is a Crimson Jazz. You can't see anything for all of the floating fire bombs.

@TonyRhodes00

11 ай бұрын

Oh hell nah that's insane, well that or the dancer nobodies 😬

With all the lanes between worlds being gridlocked, Sora has to deal with Rush Hour Traffic to save the day.

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

The most based comment I've read.

@Ostr0

11 ай бұрын

Except he keeps dying uh... Alot 🌚

I love Hot Rods/Mad Rides for the exact reason that they legitimately kick your ass. Not in any flashy anime way. They just get in your face and mess you up.

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

They do it old school. Straight up fisticuffs. And vehicular manslaughter. It's like Sora getting transported to Vice City.

@linkskywalker5417

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Aflay1nd Vice City itself will be in HD and 4K for the first time ever within the next few years. Also, aren't there animes where the fights are brutal without the flashiness?

@khhv1900

9 ай бұрын

oh so you love being massacred, that's kind of a new masochism in here

Every one of Xemnas' lasers is just another Hot Rod doing a dash.

@NoExplosionsMcgee

11 ай бұрын

Lol

Imagine the Battle of 1000 Heartless - but it's just this.

@LikeABossIke

Жыл бұрын

I would drop the game after dying multiple times

@Vgk6977

Жыл бұрын

Oh hell no😂

@izunia8436

Жыл бұрын

I believe 1000 heartless would crash with this

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

It's just nonstop WYWYWERRRRR WYERRRR WYERRRR BAAPAAPAAPPBAAPAAPAAAP

@elknothin3403

Жыл бұрын

​@@LikeABossIkeid still be trying to beat it but not without my brain turning into mush from losing over 50 times

It must be an absolute nightmare doing a full run when every enemy is the most painfull and anoying one of the entire game........

@rimouskiii

Жыл бұрын

What if every enemy was a crimson jazz or a dancer?

@damogamo7969

Жыл бұрын

@@rimouskiiionce you get magnet, chicken little and/or magnet burst (the air finisher), the dancers would become ok. Crimson jazz though, would be SO annoying! At least you can jump away from dancers, the constant fire explosions however would be unavoidable!

@Hotelgaymario

Жыл бұрын

@@damogamo7969 or shamans riding on the living bones or devastators kh2 while great has some really dickish heartless enemy's

@BoldandBrash12

11 ай бұрын

@@damogamo7969I hate the crimson jazz with a fiery passion

@damogamo7969

11 ай бұрын

@@Hotelgaymario god the sorcerer nobodies in outside the garden of assemblage are so bad! I had to spam magnet-reflect-magnet-reflect to beat that. Also the dragoons can literally Insta kill you when they spawn and that’s also bullshit when combined with the sorcerers that have uninterruptible giant cube attacks.

8:24 I just realized that marluxia’s scythe move where he draws you in is also drawing in the puzzle pieces and it’s fascinating to see cause it would never happen in normal gameplay

@skchabauzinha7118

Жыл бұрын

Omg it is! That's so cool!

@highwind6325

9 ай бұрын

This is an insanely sick catch. Good eye

I'm just picturing Sora being traumatized and from this point forward get PTSD anytime he hears car noises

damn the Cars world from KH4 looks lit

"Lexaeus?! With his Lexus!?" Had me dying 🤣

Love how the cars just throw hands for no fucking reason.

Stickman Sham fought so many he became a car himself. Due to becoming Disney property, every swear out of his mouth was replaced by a car horn honking.

"Lexaeus with his Lexus" Peak comedy

Hot Rods... my worst nightmare back in the days.

Knocking them all up with a ripple drive at 1:07 was so satisfying

4:31 Kinda sums up the experience, tbh.

Now try a KH2 world full of nobody dancers

5:48 Why they beat his ass like that LOL

@gilang26060

Жыл бұрын

They went "fight back fight back"

@Hikaru0kamiki

Жыл бұрын

Sora: Thun- *HOTRODS PROCEED TO BOX HIS ASS TIL, KH4 COMES OUT*

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

"Spiderman why did you let him beat your ass?"

This seed is just the quest for counterguard tbh.

@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime

6 ай бұрын

The only good part about counterguard is this specific enemy

Im guessing Demyx's water clones aren't replaced. What a nightmare that would be.

@NoExplosionsMcgee

11 ай бұрын

"DANCE HOT RODS! DANCE!"

@pillowmint4622

10 ай бұрын

@@NoExplosionsMcgee "DRIVE, WATER, DRIVE!"

now that's what i call vehicular manslaughter

It's always insane to me just how well KH2 handles the nonsense in randomizers without breaking horribly. Like, sure, some stuff doesn't work properly, but I feel like any other game would just crash the moment you tried putting a boss in a strange arena. The fact you can just do the Step Vault RC without the follow up and the game just goes "eh" and chugs on. And interactions between entities that normally would never interact somehow still mostly make sense?!

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

They devs really put love into this game. It wasn't just all cutscenes and flashy quick times. These were entities and interactions. A true sandbox.

@sonicfan4511

11 ай бұрын

My favorite is how Xigbars sniping section not only works, but actually looks really good in some arenas.

Ansem wishes they were as powerful as these guys

I will never get over these cars just walking up to you like they about to teach you a MFing infinite

"Lexeaus and his Lexus" that line killed me lmao

"Check this out." Gets bodied 😂 love the vid!

This is psychological torture.

Xaldin was Sora's father all along, that explains why he was in his dive. And why Sora can use Aero shield. It all makes sense.

Kingdom Hearts 4 Cars world leak

Lexaeus with his Lexus 💀 💀

Oh god no one better install this on my KH2 while I'm not looking

Oh dear god, not even a minute in and the car horn censors are the funniest and most terrifying thing

Took hit and run to a new level

Sora fittin to get isakaied early.

i think we can all agree, Hotrod is the most annoying KH2 enemy

@B12C13

Жыл бұрын

Dancers would disagree.

I could never do this, Hot Rods are fun to fight every now and then but not for an entire game. Kudos to you for toughing it out though

Yo, those cars can throw hands.

This sounds like if my sleep paralyse demon started moving on me.

I knew cars were a huge threat to safety, but now I understand why.

Protip: don't listen to this video in the car

5:48 thunder to get bodied combo

Oh, this is just going to be 30 minutes of magnet abuse isn’t- 2:34 “We’re remaking the seed for the Mad Rides.” *Oh.*

@OsakaLover

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeah, I saw that coming at some point and couldn't believe he ended up doing it anyway-

Thats a few too many Hot Rods than i can manage

Lexaeus is so pissed he manifested Hot Rods.

"The mad rides are weak to blizzard" 29:10 It's because of the flame decals.

Imagine if this was only an enemy randomizer and you had to proceed through the game like normal.

This title struck unimaginable fear into my heart

31:11 Okay real talk Vexan taking the place of Xehanort is almost appropriate. Almost like a mastermind behind the scenes kind of deal.

I'm almost certain if there is a hell, this is what Satan would use to torture me

@skchabauzinha7118

Жыл бұрын

That and the nobody dancers, and the leech grave from Days. The trauma.

That Lexus joke was so funny bruh, funny vid all the way through and an interesting challenge run too!

"Dodge Slash is not overrated, but it is overhated." My man speaking truth. The way people talk about the ability is like equipping it auto-kills you. Is it a good ability? Not particularly. But it also isn't bad. It's...fine. But people talk about it like it is the bane of their existence. Use a longer keyblade, bucko lol

This sounds fucking painful. You have to kill them fast or you’ll have to deal with getting run over by 5 monster cars.

@Aflay1

Жыл бұрын

He has to kill them with either very specific combos, or utilize spells to one shot them Which isn't too hard to manage... Until the levels in which he received help from his allies, and they activate their rage. Also, when objects that require protection come into play, and take huge damage from their unstoppable rage attacks.

@newfacepaula

Жыл бұрын

nah it's just skill issue

who ever is the heartless dealership sold a lot of damn cars to them and made bank.

At least it’s not dancers.

oh god this sounds like Hell

The honk as a censor actually freaked me out the first time I heard it I looked out my window why would you give me this fear lmao.

KH: Los Angeles/New York traffic edition

All I saw was the thumbnail and thought “You sick sadistic bastard!”

Sora took the admonition to go play in traffic a bit too literally.

Alternate title: Kingdom hearts 2 but the game takes place on a highway in LA

5:47 "Check this out" 😎 **Gets ganged up and beaten to death by a bunch of cars.**

Lightning McQueen fell hard after he joined organization 13

Seeing that title pop up in my feed triggered my PTSD

Ironic that the Hot Rod video ends with the chilliest boss in the game.

Just your average day in New York

And to think, it's still not as bad as LA traffic.

Parking Garage ass seed

My most hated heartless... this is a genuine nightmare

What my brain saw as the title “Kingdom Hearts 2 except every enemy is SATAN’S FIERY MURDEROUS SPAWN”

These fucking cars I swear what kind of crazy mad man would do this

Ah yes, the lightning McQueen challenge.

The most coolest way of a hit & run

Masochist run

So this is what hell in kingdom hearts looks like.

Mad Rides in a group be like: Fight back N****a, Fight Back!

Hot Rod? More like: Hot Fuck i’m getting Mirked in the Streets of Agrabah

Hotrods are bareable when you have reflect. Which you don't have during tr. Which is why their annoying. That and they can one shot you basically.

7:02 Dude, marluxia’s spin attack actually moved the puzzle crown pieces! Did you see that?

I love the sound you used for censoring

Thank you for embodying my worst nightmare in Kingdom Hearts II. This is the most ball-ache since Demyx' fucking shit

This was an enjoyable watch, playing it must have been torture

This enemy is how I came to hate cars irl

Now you got a good reason to spam reflect

I was about to say it would be cool to see someone play with all enemies swapped to crimson jazz's after this. Then I realized that I don't absolutely hate anyone enough to want them to suffer like that.

I’m not even playing and this is filling me with existential dread.

Sora can box with all of Organization XIII, but not a few rubber hose animated cars

I saw the thumbnail and recoiled in horror...

lol oops all cars, this was a bad idea executed wonderfully.

Welcome to hell. A world with only hot rods, on critical. (Good luck)

@somerandomacount

Жыл бұрын

Nevermind its not critical mode

This is torture.

My reaction upon seeing this videos exists: "OHH NOOO!"

You, sir, are a madman.

Bruh when Marluxia randomly appeared I was dying

Re:KH1 sora in this situation I can just hear the "Stop! Force! Force! Deep freeze deep freeze deep freeze-"

Who was the monster that thought of this...? Boiler room of hell for you😂😂😂😂

So, this is what hell looks like