A Latino gang trying to hold a meeting struggles against the stubbornness of one of its much-too-proud members.
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@sabalghoo5 жыл бұрын
"You know what, but why tho?" Gets me every time 😂
@christinejackson7987
5 жыл бұрын
Righttt😂😂
@demarrodgers8725
5 жыл бұрын
lmao best line
@AnytimeTelevision
5 жыл бұрын
It's cool carlito
@mattt9909
5 жыл бұрын
Yea the little accent he throws on, it gets me too
@wicked8139
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justinthompson63647 жыл бұрын
these gangsters are the most thoughtful and considerate gangsters
@JoseVera20
7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I'm thinking, in real life if he didn't want to sit they would just be like "fuck you then" and keep it going 😂😂
@fighterck6241
5 жыл бұрын
Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
@keyoglacier4473
5 жыл бұрын
Its not that they nice it all just started with him not wanting to sit down. He asked why like he was really concerned
@DragonBlack199
4 жыл бұрын
We need more “gangsters” like this in our community lol
@bern9642
4 жыл бұрын
Gangsters are quite loyal to their gang and members of that gang.
@AlienSensei4 жыл бұрын
Got invited to heaven even though he's a gangsta. Probably from giving up his seats for others in the bus all the time.
@-Pathos-
4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Gangster Paradise ?
@hylonde6965
4 жыл бұрын
Best comment I dun seen in forever
@thebidstar26
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven FBI joins the chat
@smurfyday
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven's for the likes of Trump, Billy Graham, Inquisition popes. I wouldn't want to go there either.
@amitkenan3878
4 жыл бұрын
Bus is for pu@#$%
@razau.14574 жыл бұрын
The fact that he wanted to sit in the chair at first when they come inside the room but another guy sit at his place 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@enuphsayd9746
4 жыл бұрын
I know ppl like that and sometimes me. Who just kind of play it off.
@smol_chilli_pepper
4 жыл бұрын
It's the details that make the skit
@tolulola7680
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice that 😩😂
@redacesar9397
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BtheOutLIer
4 жыл бұрын
I never peeped that!
@bookdream9 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I picture gang meetings as going. "We gotta make more crimes happen"
@DaddyDanny713
8 жыл бұрын
Where's Calvin?
@AngryKittens
8 жыл бұрын
CreeperBreeder713 If you raise a kid with a tiger, someone's eventually gonna get et.
@calvinmarsee1267
8 жыл бұрын
Right here...
@leirgauk
8 жыл бұрын
CreeperBreeder713 He's in the song For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitchhikers), which is the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
@moctezuma1341
8 жыл бұрын
Angreh Kittunz dam right my son going to cook that fucking tiger
@BlackSkullArmor5 жыл бұрын
Despite all the shit he pulls, his gang still hang out with Carlito. That's what true friends do Holmes
@jlupus8804
4 жыл бұрын
“Holmes” ok 😂
@iamdoublecs359
4 жыл бұрын
Naw that's true. Bcus i do alot of dumb shit. And my friends still put up with it
@prashantd6252
4 жыл бұрын
"holmes" hahahaahaha OMG...dude 🤣
@cortneyrollins7275
4 жыл бұрын
Holmes? Lol that's like 'sherlock 'Holmes' dude
@DragonBlack199
4 жыл бұрын
I won’t lie i used to think it was spelt “holmes” too
@melissab18684 жыл бұрын
“You know wha’, but why though?” Me, 1000X a day.
@0-Elias-0
4 жыл бұрын
LOL. I always say that to myself. And I forgot where I got it from.
@az......
4 жыл бұрын
What timestamp???
@melissab1868
4 жыл бұрын
A N O N Y M O U S At 1:18
@SadDad01
4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@silenttvshka
4 жыл бұрын
@cristi dules That was pretty funny lol
@1of1ok184 жыл бұрын
“Alright carlito quit playing sit in the chair pendejo “ 😂
@skeeyz
4 жыл бұрын
Too fucking good
@rakeldanell5 жыл бұрын
From "Carlito, sit in the chair." To "Carlito... go back into your body." The plot development in their skits is astounding.
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
Plots are for pussies.
@kidcode46
5 жыл бұрын
Jade Nguyen 😂
@masterpieces2218
4 жыл бұрын
It's too good to be true.
@jaydentimsans425
4 жыл бұрын
That’s why my boa got a Oscar 😂
@alandgomez5905
4 жыл бұрын
Lol or jajajaja.
@alannyhart90449 жыл бұрын
1:18 "You know what, but why though?" LOL
@applelove2889
9 жыл бұрын
Lol that part was so funny
@REVOLVERs187
9 жыл бұрын
Apple Love kissing
@applelove2889
9 жыл бұрын
What?...
@pipurus
9 жыл бұрын
What.
@kittyhawk348
9 жыл бұрын
Love that part
@kuntaldebbarman91714 жыл бұрын
“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen”. - Quite Motivational
@amitkenan3878
4 жыл бұрын
We are all inspired now😜
@potatodroid2
4 жыл бұрын
Quite***
@kuntaldebbarman9171
4 жыл бұрын
@@potatodroid2 thanks, corrected!
@christianlopez1688
4 жыл бұрын
My body is stupid homes
@isaiahvanmol4050
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a police chief saying "we gotta make more justice happen" in the same setting
@TheCptCoy4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is that guy who always wears a T-shirt and shorts in cold weather just to show people he isn't cold, even though he obviously is
@JonatasAdoM
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're annoyed at people asking why though.
@kris_2403
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy" What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
@name8895
4 жыл бұрын
@G Dog Man's not hot.
@DrMonty-yr1kc
4 жыл бұрын
Who cares? Not everything is about you kid
@grelm1322
4 жыл бұрын
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
@tier32907 жыл бұрын
In honor of Carlito
@shriharihudli8596
7 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@ECL28E
7 жыл бұрын
Nah, don even bother, ese. I don't need no honor
@shriharihudli8596
7 жыл бұрын
ECL28E These nuts don't need no honor on your chin.
@TheDrtomz
7 жыл бұрын
Nuts out for Carlito.
@ECL28E
7 жыл бұрын
TheDrtomz Nah, don't be putting out no nuts out for me, man. I don't even want your nuts. Just ask that gorilla
@gbjwal17 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when he fell through the table. Spontaneous
@bangitytangity4754
7 жыл бұрын
Ik so unexpected
@sylviabustamante4801
7 жыл бұрын
Yea it was hilarious, right after he said fuk yall with you bitch ass chairs lol.
@sashalove4175
7 жыл бұрын
John Williams 😂😂me too
@abdukomara6494
7 жыл бұрын
I died😂😂😂😂
@Chooong7
6 жыл бұрын
The realest laugh I had in months
@mr.butterworth42164 жыл бұрын
“Not sitting in the chair doesn’t mean your soft Carlitto, but breaking the table is like, just financially irresponsible homes.”
@harrisondalrymple6053
4 жыл бұрын
That's just being cavalier with your furniture, homes
@ryans6280
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Music.Is.Love.. Жыл бұрын
Watching after 9 years and still these sketches are unmatched.
@shanewilliams7834
8 ай бұрын
Chappelle set up all this they wouldn't have a show had he not left.
@noamias4897
8 күн бұрын
Shame there's no skits quite like this
@keatoncain64815 жыл бұрын
“Weird for you, maybe”
@eduardocano8243
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha love That part !!
@kuriakosejim8696
5 жыл бұрын
Name of Santiago's sex tape
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
kuriakose jim I was just gonna say that’s what she said!
@yurrr7651
4 жыл бұрын
I was ur 1000th like
@kuriakosejim8696
4 жыл бұрын
@@yurrr7651 too bad Now it's me
@LOZKULLKID8 жыл бұрын
"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" LMAO XD
@jacobeast9629
8 жыл бұрын
kaos king I lost it when he said that
@LOZKULLKID
8 жыл бұрын
Jacob East lol yea me too
@Zero-wy2gx
8 жыл бұрын
Jacob East Same here lmfao!
@jamelmacon1130
8 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does anyone else here think he is just lazy
@ElBuki146
8 жыл бұрын
+kaos king Naw, man, when he said, "Fuck you and your bitch ass chairs!" OR something like that.
@wat57094 жыл бұрын
“I’m chillin homes” famous last words
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Literally at least while alive.
@Bayumm654 жыл бұрын
Love how the paramedics were trying to revive him while on a pile of bricks
@GeminibBorn
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@alexsanchezj.5575
4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone pointed it out
@decadeyt5891
4 жыл бұрын
What’s so bad about it?
@green_eggs_and_damn6100
4 жыл бұрын
@@decadeyt5891the bricks there talking about are not the kind you build walls with
@ernestomoreno4409
Жыл бұрын
Do defibrillators work through the shirt? Lol
@lolomgwtfism8 жыл бұрын
No one points out the fact that Carlito is wearing house slippers.
@JourneyToTheTruthandTR
8 жыл бұрын
+lolomgwtfism Because no one here has that disgusting foot fetish trait like you obviously do.
@990shady
8 жыл бұрын
they are called pantonflas homie
@Jarake
8 жыл бұрын
+lolomgwtfism Flip Flops and socks a southern thing (dungeon family).
@rodgertaufoou2981
8 жыл бұрын
+Kravesin *westcoast thing
@xodiclover84
8 жыл бұрын
no one points out the fact that real Mexican Gangsters don't dress or speak that way
@dazhibernian6 жыл бұрын
It's like...limiting.
@sal9801
5 жыл бұрын
dazhibernian Bitch ass chairs
@AnytimeTelevision
5 жыл бұрын
1:32
@muhammadsmith5792
5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah limiting!"
@faceyourfate7622
5 жыл бұрын
whats the actor said this? wanna see more of him
@hxacalifornia2286
5 жыл бұрын
He treated it like it was a big word 😅
@Yajeeb4 жыл бұрын
I'mfully convinced now that carlito is/was the most loco in the gang.
@MadisonDaLibra264 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no 🪑 chairs”
@snvcchs
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven is for pussies too
@marcospedraza3394
2 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooooooukeyyy
@Ladynebu5 жыл бұрын
Ok some people disliked the video. You know what, But why though?
@hittingyouoverthehead
5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't make sense to set themselves up with a rule like that. It's like... limiting
@Ladynebu
5 жыл бұрын
@@hittingyouoverthehead Exactly! They must go to the Light man, and enjoy the video without disliking it.
@SosaelCapo
5 жыл бұрын
Disliking is gangsta. I don't never be liking no videos. Bunch of bitchass culeros liking videos!
@Ladynebu
5 жыл бұрын
@@SosaelCapo 🤣🤣🤣It's cool Sosa El Capo no one's gonna think you're soft if you like videos, we're all liking videos.👍
@JohnDoe-mv1sm
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rodelmontano28454 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Okey everybody, it’s time to hand over your essays. Carlito: I ain’t no snitch, homes!
@MiNa-sd8ms
4 жыл бұрын
looool that's funny
@JasYeets
4 жыл бұрын
I like that lolol
@KFC_Official_
4 жыл бұрын
Rodel Montano the Colonel thought that was funny. You got a like from the colonel.
@thinblacknoodles
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rodelmontano2845
4 жыл бұрын
Colonel Sanders I feel blessed.
@Levi_music14 жыл бұрын
Carlito disproves the “everybody’s gangster until” meme
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Or he proves that t-shirt with the white guy is true "I'm pretty gangster myself"
@knifeforkandaspoon4 жыл бұрын
Carlito has remained stubborn in life, and even in the afterlife. This is Carlito's Way.
@vulpine01
4 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@marcospedraza3394
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gypsyfiresign1064
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment award...
@amaka6376 жыл бұрын
YOU NEVER EVER GONNA CATCH ME SITTING IN NO CHAIRS!
@vinny5727
5 жыл бұрын
Bunch of bitch ass cooleros
@dustinskater2060
5 жыл бұрын
But why set your self up with a rule like that
@aaronrachiele5521
5 жыл бұрын
But why tho?
@renatol6014
4 жыл бұрын
and they never did
@Jigglypoop978 жыл бұрын
"A quote from the video that we all just fucking watched" Haha, now I wait for my thumbs up.
@yashagarwal8249
8 жыл бұрын
Jigglypoop97 ha ...haha... ahhakahskahdkakadkadhkaa XD
Is it wrong for people to want to share their favorite part of a video?
@doncj1997
8 жыл бұрын
+William lukander yea they're all a bunch of bitch ass culeros
@frankthetank7596
8 жыл бұрын
Why so bitter
@birdsrule86084 жыл бұрын
1:55, I love how he says "wierd for you maybe"
@Daniel-Weaver2 жыл бұрын
The beginning of the Salamanca twins.
@EscapeCondition8 жыл бұрын
i like how his big meeting statement is they needed to sell more drugs and make more crime happen.
@ImNotaRussianBot
4 жыл бұрын
Like, this could have been an email, guys!😒🙄
@YoMommaNYaDaddy7 жыл бұрын
the way he says "you know but why doe" 💀💀😭
@kodaatv
6 жыл бұрын
Funniest part
@Rasmorak Жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest skits in the history of man
@BetoTheButcher4 жыл бұрын
These skits are so short and perfectly executed, I went to bed bingeing these and woke up watching. I need to do errands but these too good.
@gypsyfiresign1064
2 жыл бұрын
Errands?? But while the? Lol
@DameteEntertainment7 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, he really wanted to sit at first but dude took the chair he went for, so he played it off... lol wish they kept doing this show.
@cosmicssoul
6 жыл бұрын
Demetrius Jones rewatched again and correct omg! If he was just humble enough to accept the other chair, he would've lived 😂. But like he said, life is for pussies, man™.
@shihoblade
5 жыл бұрын
Seen this at least 20 times. Never noticed he went for a seat.
@bluberryjeon
5 жыл бұрын
He did
@mjperkins5400
5 жыл бұрын
HaHa!!!
@mjperkins5400
5 жыл бұрын
He was like fuck it then they won’t let me sit I don’t need to
@eIucidate7 жыл бұрын
The most underrated part of this video is when he changes his posture to 'get comfortable' on the table. Too funny 😂
@NellieKAdaba
7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@juancalaway6588
7 жыл бұрын
What part of the video is it?
@ruckclaw
7 жыл бұрын
0:28
@deonbutler999
6 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO yo why am I dying right now
@jax2009ful
6 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who found that hilarious
@wesjohnson75784 жыл бұрын
The way he looks for a chair at the start😂😂 I felt that
@kennisthecreator
4 жыл бұрын
Lol and Eduardo was the one who took his seat!
@merriem242 жыл бұрын
“You never ever gone catch me sitting in no chairs” lol
@duytu8763
2 жыл бұрын
thats my favorite part of the sketch for some reason lolol
@trillmike85358 жыл бұрын
I'm fine right here on the spirit plain
@seefourdee
7 жыл бұрын
I think the funniest part is how its plane but this comment made me laugh uncontrollably
@KINGCVSEY
7 жыл бұрын
you do realize your spelling plane like an airplane right? two different spellings, he was right
@trillmike8535
7 жыл бұрын
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) so I spelled correctly
@love187punk
7 жыл бұрын
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) plain is for pussies
@seefourdee
7 жыл бұрын
KING CVSEY go ahead and look up the definition for both words and then delete your comment please thanks
@iandotson79547 жыл бұрын
I used to be just like you; I didn't think I needed to sit in chairs. Then I broke a table leaning on it- CONSEQUENCES.
@buddry538
7 жыл бұрын
weird for you maybe.. lol
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Death Itself lol ikr? It couldve been a lot better if he said "then I got stuck in the spirit plain" or " then I got shanked by a table"
@bmerritt2433
6 жыл бұрын
HotAsIce it's a reference lol
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Merritt ik, that's what I was talking about
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Merritt the consequences sketch
@qwerty6831004 жыл бұрын
1:56 "Weird for you, maybe.." The moment Carlito forgets to speak in Mexican accent
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Carlito is undercover from the Bloods and is just faking the Mexican accent.
@LaughterCigar4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
@luismelendez56676 жыл бұрын
Im hella gay
@tommycipriani2254
5 жыл бұрын
poopleman krumpet Didn't he survive? The next skit was him trying to be the Loco one. Lol
@wandererguy8914
5 жыл бұрын
@@tommycipriani2254 that must be prior to this one
@rafthethinker4948
5 жыл бұрын
By process of elimination
@williamnieves723
5 жыл бұрын
By default lol
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
I see you spelled peace wrong I guess spelling is for pussies.
@ryanjito5 жыл бұрын
the drug table was from IKEA
@noneyours3237
5 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@mazman6559
5 жыл бұрын
IKEA is terrible
@elenasuzanne1681
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nurzahrie3571
4 жыл бұрын
Best they can afford because IKEA ads is strong(but shitty furniture).
@sowitsky
4 жыл бұрын
Walmart 😆😆
@Touhid3 жыл бұрын
00:59 Salamanca twin brother/ The cousins/ *Marco Salamanca* from _Breaking Bad_
@yanigga8445
3 жыл бұрын
YOOO
@nolife2517
2 жыл бұрын
Same actor?
@giannakk
2 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll way down to find this comment
@spritus.sanctus Жыл бұрын
i just realized, they got one of the salamancas with them💀
@babysharkcrew19055 жыл бұрын
"go back into your body homes" "No my body stupid " "Go into the light " " No " omg dead 💀
@DrooledOn
4 жыл бұрын
This spoke to me because he's literally dead
@starisesun7692
4 жыл бұрын
@@DrooledOn No he's not.He's acting.
@solairesunpraiser
4 жыл бұрын
@@starisesun7692 i'm going to agree with you solely based on the fact that i praise the sun, otherwise i'd disagree with you.
@amariondilworth4703
4 жыл бұрын
Drooly 911 he’s literally not tho
@Bluveek
4 жыл бұрын
Holms*
@canismajor11868 жыл бұрын
Funniest sketch. Fucking Carlito. Need more of him.
@123eland
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kryssyskloud
7 жыл бұрын
We do! Phuckin' love Carlito. "My body's stupit homes."
@evan9759
7 жыл бұрын
But he's dead tho :(
@kns5700
6 жыл бұрын
Canis Major he was trying to play that off by saying he didn't need a chair. 😂
@m.angeloz90802 жыл бұрын
Their accents are right on, i truly believed the whole thing, lol.🤣
@tannerbroyles4 жыл бұрын
What makes it extra funny is that he tried to find a seat when they first got there 😂
@israelperez3342
4 жыл бұрын
Tanner Broyles lol never noticed that till now makes it even better
@redacesar9397
4 жыл бұрын
Yes but not everyone noticed that
@rebboy17
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo damn just noticed that
@alannisibarra5897 жыл бұрын
They nail the accents every time
@NellieKAdaba
7 жыл бұрын
True
@cynlovespugs
6 жыл бұрын
the short one does a great accent the tall one over does it too much soy chicana y no hablamos asi lol
@dylanguerra669
5 жыл бұрын
cyn Way to put it man
@dylanguerra669
5 жыл бұрын
Gary Porter Peele nailed his accent. Key not so much
@paperstackwell
Жыл бұрын
When he said defibrillator 😂😂😂
@husseinfaiz33976 жыл бұрын
Swear i came to youtube to watch something else, now im stuck on k&p videos and forgot what i came for. Damn you recommendations!
@lisakarson3279
5 жыл бұрын
Hot Cake Same here lol.. I subbed *just for* Key & Peele.. Like 2 months ago, too
@diesel2x
5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@judgment5090
5 жыл бұрын
Consequences!
@mouved1
5 жыл бұрын
Feel u bro
@joushacornelius-hayes270
5 жыл бұрын
Got a funny ass playlist going 🤫😂💯
@blazeplayz25084 жыл бұрын
"Wierd for you maybe" "leave it! I'm chilling homes!" So many great quotes lmao
@lekkerman743
4 жыл бұрын
TheLuminousLion I see you spelled spelled wrong. I guess grammar is for pussies.
@jaykerzp36432 жыл бұрын
“Leave it. I’m chillin homes.” Ngl, those are some badass last words.
@Bratz4Ever9910 жыл бұрын
Keys accents are amazing
@dayjman2510 жыл бұрын
"Leave it...I'm cheeling holmes." Haha, I nearly died at that part.
@SonofTiamat
10 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, it probably would be better to leave it.
@armymedic8
9 жыл бұрын
It would do more harm if it was pulled out
@austinr307
9 жыл бұрын
So did he
@ethanpatterson96thagoat154 жыл бұрын
(Paramedics trying to revive him) "Hey dont even bother, ese"
@MrPhange2 жыл бұрын
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.
@WhatsReallyHood5 жыл бұрын
"We gotta sell more drugs and make more crimes happen " LOLOL
@abelshand3843
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
Racketeering.
@knightvalor8744
5 жыл бұрын
Vision and mission statement
@HERIT4GE7 жыл бұрын
"My body's stupid holmes." Lmfaooooo!
@MorticiaObscurum
5 жыл бұрын
Zombie3110bd it is holmes tho
@TheRedRaven_
5 жыл бұрын
I 💀 at that
@amonibarker1231
5 жыл бұрын
@zombie311obd lmfaoo I just screamed!!
@x13unlisted52
5 жыл бұрын
@Zombie3110bd I mean...it is "holmes" though.
@tokenblack7983
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@fortyoz.43504 жыл бұрын
You’ll never catch him sitting in a chair when in the beginning he was about to sit in a chair hahaha
@youngfase5
4 жыл бұрын
Word that part was mad funny he had a awkward moment n try to play it off
@temitopedada2211
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@theultimatefrozenfan2 жыл бұрын
Still one of K&P's best sketches. I find myself thinking about and coming back to it frequently!
@benzz20069 жыл бұрын
their accents are a work of art
@MW-tv2xj
9 жыл бұрын
This ones easy though, the Indian or German was more impressive.
@juanjuri61278 жыл бұрын
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
@NEVERODDOREVENtv
8 жыл бұрын
some pride is not good for you
@ushakur
7 жыл бұрын
lol bro. we all been there
@kodakpat5438
7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@TheRealBigSak4 жыл бұрын
I love how proud that mexican was for bringing up the concept of “Limiting”
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
And it almost worked. Carlito will NOT be "limited" by anybody at least until he realized he started something and had to stand his ground, literally.
@zilhad35844 жыл бұрын
Umm, the guy who plays the gangster Roberto is one of the twins in Breaking bad, and no one is pointing it out smh...
@majed8192
4 жыл бұрын
But they were cousins though not twins
@jatinmamtani8141
4 жыл бұрын
Recognized him instantly. Knew at least someone would point that out. Aaaaand.... Im gonna go start Breaking Bad again. This was enough a trigger for me.
@dtczyk8976
4 жыл бұрын
They were tuco’s Cousins dude. They were twin brothers. Relation is relative my man
@stevenrandle7680
4 жыл бұрын
Facts! I was looking for this comment
@jordass2
4 жыл бұрын
Wow didn’t even notice that. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing shit like that
@tonberryknight37254 жыл бұрын
Carlito's like my younger self. Tryin to act cool but when I got embarassed or hurt you know you gotta stick to it even its kills you inside. 😂
@pedtypts
2 жыл бұрын
Or literally🤣
@AK-rx6hv5 жыл бұрын
"You just got shanked!!" "I'm chillin bro" Lol!
@JoeJackson-ux9lu
4 жыл бұрын
Armin K 😂😂😂
@spikedesignworks4 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele skits are friggin brilliant.... I miss these guys together!
@LizardoiL16 күн бұрын
At the beginning Carlito goes for the chair, but it gets taken. That adds so much to the brilliance of this sketch.
@emakulate19 жыл бұрын
this is genius "COMEDY" a lot of you guys should lighten up. I love it this is what funny is!
@KevinP32270
9 жыл бұрын
AGREED. i cried laughing lol.
@emakulate1
9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pean word!
@dnglbarys4brkfst
9 жыл бұрын
I agree! !!!!! 😃 😂😂😂
@KevinP32270
9 жыл бұрын
lolol
@009mzblue7 жыл бұрын
"But why though?" I've been saying this for ages but completely forgot where I heard it. XD oh my gosh!
@macstories8097
7 жыл бұрын
MyLittleReverie I really wish you say it the way he says it lol
@IndifferentSky
7 жыл бұрын
OMG I do that too! I got my son saying it.
@FCS81
7 жыл бұрын
Mac Bourdeaux
@leandrastubbs7470
6 жыл бұрын
IT IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
@ogrickp7331
6 жыл бұрын
NikoTheNeko, that was the best part. But why tho
@beverlicollins34914 жыл бұрын
This skit is by far one of the funniest comedic skits I've ever seen! It never gets old! But when he said heaven is for p----s, I died!😂🤣😆
@streetDAOC4 жыл бұрын
“You know what but why tho?”
@autumnaki43667 жыл бұрын
"Carlito... go back into your body!"
@razgrizxavier1312
6 жыл бұрын
Autumn Aki "my body stupid holmes"
@peejmanisaking8669
5 жыл бұрын
*_Life is for Pussies_*
@backgroundcharacterj50719 жыл бұрын
"Carlito go to the light thats heaven man" "I don't need to go to the light heaven is for pussies"
@garimabisoi2890
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Oh boy ..
@oscardavila8653
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A LMAO. I don't think that heaven or hell exist but that last scene was hilarious. The whole video was amazing.
@TheLampLamp
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Yeah, I watched the video too.
@backgroundcharacterj5071
9 жыл бұрын
Isn't it funny?
@hoteltrivago.3034
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Atheists in a nutshell
@adrianpate469410 ай бұрын
When the table broke I lost it ! Didn’t see it coming
@priyankpandey31674 жыл бұрын
If we ponder over it has great message. How often we convince ourselves compromising in everyday life.
@johnboy56325 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need to go to heaven...... Heaven is for Pu@&$$*#!!!” “Oh Boy “ 😂😂😂😂
@joedelorra1016
5 жыл бұрын
It’s ok you can say “pussy”
@kristinesmart24
4 жыл бұрын
@@joedelorra1016 that's funny
@kristinesmart24
4 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to improve my language, too. It's a bad habit.
@joedelorra1016
4 жыл бұрын
that’s cool, what’s your native language?
@rijaltanjung9506
4 жыл бұрын
The real homie no need Heaven... Once the most Loco guy in the gang said 👏
@kttorro54547 жыл бұрын
"I'm good right here man, I'm chilling go ahead with your meeting" that one part you can feel the pain in Carlito's voice
@alfredhitchcock926410 ай бұрын
You aint never gon catch me sittin in no chair😂😂
@ethanoquendo10352 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite skits😂😂
@PabloCruise9110 жыл бұрын
"You ain't never gonna catch sitting in no chairs." Their mexican/chicano accents are funny as hell.
@Callisto0009 жыл бұрын
Damn, nigga is tough!
@BackThruster69
9 жыл бұрын
Don't ever say that again, ever...... White people smh
@darrenhinrichsen8507
9 жыл бұрын
isaac remorca shut the Fuck up dumb ass bitch how the Fuck are you gonna tell someone what they can say.
@BackThruster69
9 жыл бұрын
Darren Hinrichsen lol, I like how you act SO tough on social media to make yourself better. It just makes me laugh how hard people try to fit in.....
@Callisto000
9 жыл бұрын
***** You guys, I think you're taking this all way too seriously. It's just a freaking youtube comment
@darrenhinrichsen8507
9 жыл бұрын
***** RACIST!!!! I just talked shit to Isaac for being racist you idiot
@karateking072 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele own every character they play
@Allagi222 жыл бұрын
"....you know what but WHY though?"
@DaaaahWhoosh7 жыл бұрын
So he dies, and then what, they call 911 and let the paramedics try to revive him on top of a pile of drugs?
@user-mw4qi1kx3o
6 жыл бұрын
DaaaahWhoosh lol
@TheCoyoteHill
6 жыл бұрын
Hospitals and paramedics don't report drugs. It keeps people who are at risk of dying, from being scared of calling 911
@Austin-hm2dl
6 жыл бұрын
Good Samaritan Law. Most states have it.
@pabloamador667
6 жыл бұрын
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
@TheCoyoteHill
6 жыл бұрын
pablo amador just look it up. It's a confidentiality law in the U.S.
@nimi12297 жыл бұрын
It's like Limting...Yeah LIMITING.."point at each other"...just geniusly funny !
@jayruiz4249
5 жыл бұрын
NIMI it’s so accurate.
@fabriceizzo29224 жыл бұрын
Key can play any race perfectly. He can also make himself look racially ambiguous.
@gregoryuk
3 жыл бұрын
Now I know which one of this duo is Key. Thank you @Fabrice Izzy
@mixtapemania6769
4 ай бұрын
Jordans chicano accent is way better tho. I would believe Jordan to be the cholo
@aum6032 Жыл бұрын
Smoothest transition from sit on the to walk into the light..
@camille.82857 жыл бұрын
'But, Carlito, it doesn't look like it's comfortable man, why don you just" LOOOOOOOOL CRACKS ME UP I SWEAR😂😂😂😂😂
@1133bruce19 жыл бұрын
That ending displays the society we live in... Constantly rejecting God
@FirstWorldProblemz
9 жыл бұрын
***** so you're worshiping him then?
@FirstWorldProblemz
9 жыл бұрын
***** I know because that time goes into watching KZread videos and reading comments. Like me
@alistahr
9 жыл бұрын
god's for pussies
@SavageHeliosOne
9 жыл бұрын
alistahr hahaha
@olivergus9840
9 жыл бұрын
God's for bitch-ass culeros
@psyberdelicxp60422 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna sit gangster"
@malindinkosi8884 жыл бұрын
“No man, imma sit gangster”
@MrSnufullahfahgess7 жыл бұрын
Literally the mentality for some people.
@KingofMGS10 жыл бұрын
This is probably my most favorite skit XD the accents were just perfect.
@virtualkitten4854 жыл бұрын
That “oh boy” at the end always cracks me up 😂😂😂
@mrantbanks
2 жыл бұрын
Gets me everytime
@tapped5644 жыл бұрын
That "Oh boy" at the end LMAO. He was like I can't!
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"You know what, but why tho?" Gets me every time 😂
@christinejackson7987
5 жыл бұрын
Righttt😂😂
@demarrodgers8725
5 жыл бұрын
lmao best line
@AnytimeTelevision
5 жыл бұрын
It's cool carlito
@mattt9909
5 жыл бұрын
Yea the little accent he throws on, it gets me too
@wicked8139
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
these gangsters are the most thoughtful and considerate gangsters
@JoseVera20
7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I'm thinking, in real life if he didn't want to sit they would just be like "fuck you then" and keep it going 😂😂
@fighterck6241
5 жыл бұрын
Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
@keyoglacier4473
5 жыл бұрын
Its not that they nice it all just started with him not wanting to sit down. He asked why like he was really concerned
@DragonBlack199
4 жыл бұрын
We need more “gangsters” like this in our community lol
@bern9642
4 жыл бұрын
Gangsters are quite loyal to their gang and members of that gang.
Got invited to heaven even though he's a gangsta. Probably from giving up his seats for others in the bus all the time.
@-Pathos-
4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Gangster Paradise ?
@hylonde6965
4 жыл бұрын
Best comment I dun seen in forever
@thebidstar26
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven FBI joins the chat
@smurfyday
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven's for the likes of Trump, Billy Graham, Inquisition popes. I wouldn't want to go there either.
@amitkenan3878
4 жыл бұрын
Bus is for pu@#$%
The fact that he wanted to sit in the chair at first when they come inside the room but another guy sit at his place 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@enuphsayd9746
4 жыл бұрын
I know ppl like that and sometimes me. Who just kind of play it off.
@smol_chilli_pepper
4 жыл бұрын
It's the details that make the skit
@tolulola7680
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice that 😩😂
@redacesar9397
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BtheOutLIer
4 жыл бұрын
I never peeped that!
That's exactly how I picture gang meetings as going. "We gotta make more crimes happen"
@DaddyDanny713
8 жыл бұрын
Where's Calvin?
@AngryKittens
8 жыл бұрын
CreeperBreeder713 If you raise a kid with a tiger, someone's eventually gonna get et.
@calvinmarsee1267
8 жыл бұрын
Right here...
@leirgauk
8 жыл бұрын
CreeperBreeder713 He's in the song For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitchhikers), which is the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
@moctezuma1341
8 жыл бұрын
Angreh Kittunz dam right my son going to cook that fucking tiger
Despite all the shit he pulls, his gang still hang out with Carlito. That's what true friends do Holmes
@jlupus8804
4 жыл бұрын
“Holmes” ok 😂
@iamdoublecs359
4 жыл бұрын
Naw that's true. Bcus i do alot of dumb shit. And my friends still put up with it
@prashantd6252
4 жыл бұрын
"holmes" hahahaahaha OMG...dude 🤣
@cortneyrollins7275
4 жыл бұрын
Holmes? Lol that's like 'sherlock 'Holmes' dude
@DragonBlack199
4 жыл бұрын
I won’t lie i used to think it was spelt “holmes” too
“You know wha’, but why though?” Me, 1000X a day.
@0-Elias-0
4 жыл бұрын
LOL. I always say that to myself. And I forgot where I got it from.
@az......
4 жыл бұрын
What timestamp???
@melissab1868
4 жыл бұрын
A N O N Y M O U S At 1:18
@SadDad01
4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@silenttvshka
4 жыл бұрын
@cristi dules That was pretty funny lol
“Alright carlito quit playing sit in the chair pendejo “ 😂
@skeeyz
4 жыл бұрын
Too fucking good
From "Carlito, sit in the chair." To "Carlito... go back into your body." The plot development in their skits is astounding.
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
Plots are for pussies.
@kidcode46
5 жыл бұрын
Jade Nguyen 😂
@masterpieces2218
4 жыл бұрын
It's too good to be true.
@jaydentimsans425
4 жыл бұрын
That’s why my boa got a Oscar 😂
@alandgomez5905
4 жыл бұрын
Lol or jajajaja.
1:18 "You know what, but why though?" LOL
@applelove2889
9 жыл бұрын
Lol that part was so funny
@REVOLVERs187
9 жыл бұрын
Apple Love kissing
@applelove2889
9 жыл бұрын
What?...
@pipurus
9 жыл бұрын
What.
@kittyhawk348
9 жыл бұрын
Love that part
“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen”. - Quite Motivational
@amitkenan3878
4 жыл бұрын
We are all inspired now😜
@potatodroid2
4 жыл бұрын
Quite***
@kuntaldebbarman9171
4 жыл бұрын
@@potatodroid2 thanks, corrected!
@christianlopez1688
4 жыл бұрын
My body is stupid homes
@isaiahvanmol4050
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a police chief saying "we gotta make more justice happen" in the same setting
I feel like this is that guy who always wears a T-shirt and shorts in cold weather just to show people he isn't cold, even though he obviously is
@JonatasAdoM
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're annoyed at people asking why though.
@kris_2403
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy" What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
@name8895
4 жыл бұрын
@G Dog Man's not hot.
@DrMonty-yr1kc
4 жыл бұрын
Who cares? Not everything is about you kid
@grelm1322
4 жыл бұрын
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
In honor of Carlito
@shriharihudli8596
7 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@ECL28E
7 жыл бұрын
Nah, don even bother, ese. I don't need no honor
@shriharihudli8596
7 жыл бұрын
ECL28E These nuts don't need no honor on your chin.
@TheDrtomz
7 жыл бұрын
Nuts out for Carlito.
@ECL28E
7 жыл бұрын
TheDrtomz Nah, don't be putting out no nuts out for me, man. I don't even want your nuts. Just ask that gorilla
I burst out laughing when he fell through the table. Spontaneous
@bangitytangity4754
7 жыл бұрын
Ik so unexpected
@sylviabustamante4801
7 жыл бұрын
Yea it was hilarious, right after he said fuk yall with you bitch ass chairs lol.
@sashalove4175
7 жыл бұрын
John Williams 😂😂me too
@abdukomara6494
7 жыл бұрын
I died😂😂😂😂
@Chooong7
6 жыл бұрын
The realest laugh I had in months
“Not sitting in the chair doesn’t mean your soft Carlitto, but breaking the table is like, just financially irresponsible homes.”
@harrisondalrymple6053
4 жыл бұрын
That's just being cavalier with your furniture, homes
@ryans6280
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Watching after 9 years and still these sketches are unmatched.
@shanewilliams7834
8 ай бұрын
Chappelle set up all this they wouldn't have a show had he not left.
@noamias4897
8 күн бұрын
Shame there's no skits quite like this
“Weird for you, maybe”
@eduardocano8243
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha love That part !!
@kuriakosejim8696
5 жыл бұрын
Name of Santiago's sex tape
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
kuriakose jim I was just gonna say that’s what she said!
@yurrr7651
4 жыл бұрын
I was ur 1000th like
@kuriakosejim8696
4 жыл бұрын
@@yurrr7651 too bad Now it's me
"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" LMAO XD
@jacobeast9629
8 жыл бұрын
kaos king I lost it when he said that
@LOZKULLKID
8 жыл бұрын
Jacob East lol yea me too
@Zero-wy2gx
8 жыл бұрын
Jacob East Same here lmfao!
@jamelmacon1130
8 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does anyone else here think he is just lazy
@ElBuki146
8 жыл бұрын
+kaos king Naw, man, when he said, "Fuck you and your bitch ass chairs!" OR something like that.
“I’m chillin homes” famous last words
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Literally at least while alive.
Love how the paramedics were trying to revive him while on a pile of bricks
@GeminibBorn
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@alexsanchezj.5575
4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone pointed it out
@decadeyt5891
4 жыл бұрын
What’s so bad about it?
@green_eggs_and_damn6100
4 жыл бұрын
@@decadeyt5891the bricks there talking about are not the kind you build walls with
@ernestomoreno4409
Жыл бұрын
Do defibrillators work through the shirt? Lol
No one points out the fact that Carlito is wearing house slippers.
@JourneyToTheTruthandTR
8 жыл бұрын
+lolomgwtfism Because no one here has that disgusting foot fetish trait like you obviously do.
@990shady
8 жыл бұрын
they are called pantonflas homie
@Jarake
8 жыл бұрын
+lolomgwtfism Flip Flops and socks a southern thing (dungeon family).
@rodgertaufoou2981
8 жыл бұрын
+Kravesin *westcoast thing
@xodiclover84
8 жыл бұрын
no one points out the fact that real Mexican Gangsters don't dress or speak that way
It's like...limiting.
@sal9801
5 жыл бұрын
dazhibernian Bitch ass chairs
@AnytimeTelevision
5 жыл бұрын
1:32
@muhammadsmith5792
5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah limiting!"
@faceyourfate7622
5 жыл бұрын
whats the actor said this? wanna see more of him
@hxacalifornia2286
5 жыл бұрын
He treated it like it was a big word 😅
I'mfully convinced now that carlito is/was the most loco in the gang.
“Ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no 🪑 chairs”
@snvcchs
4 жыл бұрын
Heaven is for pussies too
@marcospedraza3394
2 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooooooukeyyy
Ok some people disliked the video. You know what, But why though?
@hittingyouoverthehead
5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't make sense to set themselves up with a rule like that. It's like... limiting
@Ladynebu
5 жыл бұрын
@@hittingyouoverthehead Exactly! They must go to the Light man, and enjoy the video without disliking it.
@SosaelCapo
5 жыл бұрын
Disliking is gangsta. I don't never be liking no videos. Bunch of bitchass culeros liking videos!
@Ladynebu
5 жыл бұрын
@@SosaelCapo 🤣🤣🤣It's cool Sosa El Capo no one's gonna think you're soft if you like videos, we're all liking videos.👍
@JohnDoe-mv1sm
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher: Okey everybody, it’s time to hand over your essays. Carlito: I ain’t no snitch, homes!
@MiNa-sd8ms
4 жыл бұрын
looool that's funny
@JasYeets
4 жыл бұрын
I like that lolol
@KFC_Official_
4 жыл бұрын
Rodel Montano the Colonel thought that was funny. You got a like from the colonel.
@thinblacknoodles
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rodelmontano2845
4 жыл бұрын
Colonel Sanders I feel blessed.
Carlito disproves the “everybody’s gangster until” meme
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Or he proves that t-shirt with the white guy is true "I'm pretty gangster myself"
Carlito has remained stubborn in life, and even in the afterlife. This is Carlito's Way.
@vulpine01
4 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@marcospedraza3394
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gypsyfiresign1064
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment award...
YOU NEVER EVER GONNA CATCH ME SITTING IN NO CHAIRS!
@vinny5727
5 жыл бұрын
Bunch of bitch ass cooleros
@dustinskater2060
5 жыл бұрын
But why set your self up with a rule like that
@aaronrachiele5521
5 жыл бұрын
But why tho?
@renatol6014
4 жыл бұрын
and they never did
"A quote from the video that we all just fucking watched" Haha, now I wait for my thumbs up.
@yashagarwal8249
8 жыл бұрын
Jigglypoop97 ha ...haha... ahhakahskahdkakadkadhkaa XD
@bryonmwalter
8 жыл бұрын
Jigglypoop97 lollololoolooloolooloolllllloolllolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
@pokerbuddy62
8 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong for people to want to share their favorite part of a video?
@doncj1997
8 жыл бұрын
+William lukander yea they're all a bunch of bitch ass culeros
@frankthetank7596
8 жыл бұрын
Why so bitter
1:55, I love how he says "wierd for you maybe"
The beginning of the Salamanca twins.
i like how his big meeting statement is they needed to sell more drugs and make more crime happen.
@ImNotaRussianBot
4 жыл бұрын
Like, this could have been an email, guys!😒🙄
the way he says "you know but why doe" 💀💀😭
@kodaatv
6 жыл бұрын
Funniest part
This is one of the greatest skits in the history of man
These skits are so short and perfectly executed, I went to bed bingeing these and woke up watching. I need to do errands but these too good.
@gypsyfiresign1064
2 жыл бұрын
Errands?? But while the? Lol
Funny thing is, he really wanted to sit at first but dude took the chair he went for, so he played it off... lol wish they kept doing this show.
@cosmicssoul
6 жыл бұрын
Demetrius Jones rewatched again and correct omg! If he was just humble enough to accept the other chair, he would've lived 😂. But like he said, life is for pussies, man™.
@shihoblade
5 жыл бұрын
Seen this at least 20 times. Never noticed he went for a seat.
@bluberryjeon
5 жыл бұрын
He did
@mjperkins5400
5 жыл бұрын
HaHa!!!
@mjperkins5400
5 жыл бұрын
He was like fuck it then they won’t let me sit I don’t need to
The most underrated part of this video is when he changes his posture to 'get comfortable' on the table. Too funny 😂
@NellieKAdaba
7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@juancalaway6588
7 жыл бұрын
What part of the video is it?
@ruckclaw
7 жыл бұрын
0:28
@deonbutler999
6 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO yo why am I dying right now
@jax2009ful
6 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who found that hilarious
The way he looks for a chair at the start😂😂 I felt that
@kennisthecreator
4 жыл бұрын
Lol and Eduardo was the one who took his seat!
“You never ever gone catch me sitting in no chairs” lol
@duytu8763
2 жыл бұрын
thats my favorite part of the sketch for some reason lolol
I'm fine right here on the spirit plain
@seefourdee
7 жыл бұрын
I think the funniest part is how its plane but this comment made me laugh uncontrollably
@KINGCVSEY
7 жыл бұрын
you do realize your spelling plane like an airplane right? two different spellings, he was right
@trillmike8535
7 жыл бұрын
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) so I spelled correctly
@love187punk
7 жыл бұрын
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) plain is for pussies
@seefourdee
7 жыл бұрын
KING CVSEY go ahead and look up the definition for both words and then delete your comment please thanks
I used to be just like you; I didn't think I needed to sit in chairs. Then I broke a table leaning on it- CONSEQUENCES.
@buddry538
7 жыл бұрын
weird for you maybe.. lol
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Death Itself lol ikr? It couldve been a lot better if he said "then I got stuck in the spirit plain" or " then I got shanked by a table"
@bmerritt2433
6 жыл бұрын
HotAsIce it's a reference lol
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Merritt ik, that's what I was talking about
@hotasice6475
6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Merritt the consequences sketch
1:56 "Weird for you, maybe.." The moment Carlito forgets to speak in Mexican accent
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Carlito is undercover from the Bloods and is just faking the Mexican accent.
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
Im hella gay
@tommycipriani2254
5 жыл бұрын
poopleman krumpet Didn't he survive? The next skit was him trying to be the Loco one. Lol
@wandererguy8914
5 жыл бұрын
@@tommycipriani2254 that must be prior to this one
@rafthethinker4948
5 жыл бұрын
By process of elimination
@williamnieves723
5 жыл бұрын
By default lol
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
I see you spelled peace wrong I guess spelling is for pussies.
the drug table was from IKEA
@noneyours3237
5 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@mazman6559
5 жыл бұрын
IKEA is terrible
@elenasuzanne1681
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nurzahrie3571
4 жыл бұрын
Best they can afford because IKEA ads is strong(but shitty furniture).
@sowitsky
4 жыл бұрын
Walmart 😆😆
00:59 Salamanca twin brother/ The cousins/ *Marco Salamanca* from _Breaking Bad_
@yanigga8445
3 жыл бұрын
YOOO
@nolife2517
2 жыл бұрын
Same actor?
@giannakk
2 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll way down to find this comment
i just realized, they got one of the salamancas with them💀
"go back into your body homes" "No my body stupid " "Go into the light " " No " omg dead 💀
@DrooledOn
4 жыл бұрын
This spoke to me because he's literally dead
@starisesun7692
4 жыл бұрын
@@DrooledOn No he's not.He's acting.
@solairesunpraiser
4 жыл бұрын
@@starisesun7692 i'm going to agree with you solely based on the fact that i praise the sun, otherwise i'd disagree with you.
@amariondilworth4703
4 жыл бұрын
Drooly 911 he’s literally not tho
@Bluveek
4 жыл бұрын
Holms*
Funniest sketch. Fucking Carlito. Need more of him.
@123eland
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kryssyskloud
7 жыл бұрын
We do! Phuckin' love Carlito. "My body's stupit homes."
@evan9759
7 жыл бұрын
But he's dead tho :(
@kns5700
6 жыл бұрын
Canis Major he was trying to play that off by saying he didn't need a chair. 😂
Their accents are right on, i truly believed the whole thing, lol.🤣
What makes it extra funny is that he tried to find a seat when they first got there 😂
@israelperez3342
4 жыл бұрын
Tanner Broyles lol never noticed that till now makes it even better
@redacesar9397
4 жыл бұрын
Yes but not everyone noticed that
@rebboy17
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo damn just noticed that
They nail the accents every time
@NellieKAdaba
7 жыл бұрын
True
@cynlovespugs
6 жыл бұрын
the short one does a great accent the tall one over does it too much soy chicana y no hablamos asi lol
@dylanguerra669
5 жыл бұрын
cyn Way to put it man
@dylanguerra669
5 жыл бұрын
Gary Porter Peele nailed his accent. Key not so much
@paperstackwell
Жыл бұрын
When he said defibrillator 😂😂😂
Swear i came to youtube to watch something else, now im stuck on k&p videos and forgot what i came for. Damn you recommendations!
@lisakarson3279
5 жыл бұрын
Hot Cake Same here lol.. I subbed *just for* Key & Peele.. Like 2 months ago, too
@diesel2x
5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@judgment5090
5 жыл бұрын
Consequences!
@mouved1
5 жыл бұрын
Feel u bro
@joushacornelius-hayes270
5 жыл бұрын
Got a funny ass playlist going 🤫😂💯
"Wierd for you maybe" "leave it! I'm chilling homes!" So many great quotes lmao
@lekkerman743
4 жыл бұрын
TheLuminousLion I see you spelled spelled wrong. I guess grammar is for pussies.
“Leave it. I’m chillin homes.” Ngl, those are some badass last words.
Keys accents are amazing
"Leave it...I'm cheeling holmes." Haha, I nearly died at that part.
@SonofTiamat
10 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, it probably would be better to leave it.
@armymedic8
9 жыл бұрын
It would do more harm if it was pulled out
@austinr307
9 жыл бұрын
So did he
(Paramedics trying to revive him) "Hey dont even bother, ese"
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.
"We gotta sell more drugs and make more crimes happen " LOLOL
@abelshand3843
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@OvSpP
5 жыл бұрын
Racketeering.
@knightvalor8744
5 жыл бұрын
Vision and mission statement
"My body's stupid holmes." Lmfaooooo!
@MorticiaObscurum
5 жыл бұрын
Zombie3110bd it is holmes tho
@TheRedRaven_
5 жыл бұрын
I 💀 at that
@amonibarker1231
5 жыл бұрын
@zombie311obd lmfaoo I just screamed!!
@x13unlisted52
5 жыл бұрын
@Zombie3110bd I mean...it is "holmes" though.
@tokenblack7983
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
You’ll never catch him sitting in a chair when in the beginning he was about to sit in a chair hahaha
@youngfase5
4 жыл бұрын
Word that part was mad funny he had a awkward moment n try to play it off
@temitopedada2211
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
Still one of K&P's best sketches. I find myself thinking about and coming back to it frequently!
their accents are a work of art
@MW-tv2xj
9 жыл бұрын
This ones easy though, the Indian or German was more impressive.
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
@NEVERODDOREVENtv
8 жыл бұрын
some pride is not good for you
@ushakur
7 жыл бұрын
lol bro. we all been there
@kodakpat5438
7 жыл бұрын
lmao
I love how proud that mexican was for bringing up the concept of “Limiting”
@DIMP11
2 жыл бұрын
And it almost worked. Carlito will NOT be "limited" by anybody at least until he realized he started something and had to stand his ground, literally.
Umm, the guy who plays the gangster Roberto is one of the twins in Breaking bad, and no one is pointing it out smh...
@majed8192
4 жыл бұрын
But they were cousins though not twins
@jatinmamtani8141
4 жыл бұрын
Recognized him instantly. Knew at least someone would point that out. Aaaaand.... Im gonna go start Breaking Bad again. This was enough a trigger for me.
@dtczyk8976
4 жыл бұрын
They were tuco’s Cousins dude. They were twin brothers. Relation is relative my man
@stevenrandle7680
4 жыл бұрын
Facts! I was looking for this comment
@jordass2
4 жыл бұрын
Wow didn’t even notice that. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing shit like that
Carlito's like my younger self. Tryin to act cool but when I got embarassed or hurt you know you gotta stick to it even its kills you inside. 😂
@pedtypts
2 жыл бұрын
Or literally🤣
"You just got shanked!!" "I'm chillin bro" Lol!
@JoeJackson-ux9lu
4 жыл бұрын
Armin K 😂😂😂
Key & Peele skits are friggin brilliant.... I miss these guys together!
At the beginning Carlito goes for the chair, but it gets taken. That adds so much to the brilliance of this sketch.
this is genius "COMEDY" a lot of you guys should lighten up. I love it this is what funny is!
@KevinP32270
9 жыл бұрын
AGREED. i cried laughing lol.
@emakulate1
9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pean word!
@dnglbarys4brkfst
9 жыл бұрын
I agree! !!!!! 😃 😂😂😂
@KevinP32270
9 жыл бұрын
lolol
"But why though?" I've been saying this for ages but completely forgot where I heard it. XD oh my gosh!
@macstories8097
7 жыл бұрын
MyLittleReverie I really wish you say it the way he says it lol
@IndifferentSky
7 жыл бұрын
OMG I do that too! I got my son saying it.
@FCS81
7 жыл бұрын
Mac Bourdeaux
@leandrastubbs7470
6 жыл бұрын
IT IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
@ogrickp7331
6 жыл бұрын
NikoTheNeko, that was the best part. But why tho
This skit is by far one of the funniest comedic skits I've ever seen! It never gets old! But when he said heaven is for p----s, I died!😂🤣😆
“You know what but why tho?”
"Carlito... go back into your body!"
@razgrizxavier1312
6 жыл бұрын
Autumn Aki "my body stupid holmes"
@peejmanisaking8669
5 жыл бұрын
*_Life is for Pussies_*
"Carlito go to the light thats heaven man" "I don't need to go to the light heaven is for pussies"
@garimabisoi2890
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Oh boy ..
@oscardavila8653
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A LMAO. I don't think that heaven or hell exist but that last scene was hilarious. The whole video was amazing.
@TheLampLamp
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Yeah, I watched the video too.
@backgroundcharacterj5071
9 жыл бұрын
Isn't it funny?
@hoteltrivago.3034
9 жыл бұрын
Jon A Atheists in a nutshell
When the table broke I lost it ! Didn’t see it coming
If we ponder over it has great message. How often we convince ourselves compromising in everyday life.
“I don’t need to go to heaven...... Heaven is for Pu@&$$*#!!!” “Oh Boy “ 😂😂😂😂
@joedelorra1016
5 жыл бұрын
It’s ok you can say “pussy”
@kristinesmart24
4 жыл бұрын
@@joedelorra1016 that's funny
@kristinesmart24
4 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to improve my language, too. It's a bad habit.
@joedelorra1016
4 жыл бұрын
that’s cool, what’s your native language?
@rijaltanjung9506
4 жыл бұрын
The real homie no need Heaven... Once the most Loco guy in the gang said 👏
"I'm good right here man, I'm chilling go ahead with your meeting" that one part you can feel the pain in Carlito's voice
You aint never gon catch me sittin in no chair😂😂
One of my all time favorite skits😂😂
"You ain't never gonna catch sitting in no chairs." Their mexican/chicano accents are funny as hell.
Damn, nigga is tough!
@BackThruster69
9 жыл бұрын
Don't ever say that again, ever...... White people smh
@darrenhinrichsen8507
9 жыл бұрын
isaac remorca shut the Fuck up dumb ass bitch how the Fuck are you gonna tell someone what they can say.
@BackThruster69
9 жыл бұрын
Darren Hinrichsen lol, I like how you act SO tough on social media to make yourself better. It just makes me laugh how hard people try to fit in.....
@Callisto000
9 жыл бұрын
***** You guys, I think you're taking this all way too seriously. It's just a freaking youtube comment
@darrenhinrichsen8507
9 жыл бұрын
***** RACIST!!!! I just talked shit to Isaac for being racist you idiot
Key and Peele own every character they play
"....you know what but WHY though?"
So he dies, and then what, they call 911 and let the paramedics try to revive him on top of a pile of drugs?
@user-mw4qi1kx3o
6 жыл бұрын
DaaaahWhoosh lol
@TheCoyoteHill
6 жыл бұрын
Hospitals and paramedics don't report drugs. It keeps people who are at risk of dying, from being scared of calling 911
@Austin-hm2dl
6 жыл бұрын
Good Samaritan Law. Most states have it.
@pabloamador667
6 жыл бұрын
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
@TheCoyoteHill
6 жыл бұрын
pablo amador just look it up. It's a confidentiality law in the U.S.
It's like Limting...Yeah LIMITING.."point at each other"...just geniusly funny !
@jayruiz4249
5 жыл бұрын
NIMI it’s so accurate.
Key can play any race perfectly. He can also make himself look racially ambiguous.
@gregoryuk
3 жыл бұрын
Now I know which one of this duo is Key. Thank you @Fabrice Izzy
@mixtapemania6769
4 ай бұрын
Jordans chicano accent is way better tho. I would believe Jordan to be the cholo
Smoothest transition from sit on the to walk into the light..
'But, Carlito, it doesn't look like it's comfortable man, why don you just" LOOOOOOOOL CRACKS ME UP I SWEAR😂😂😂😂😂
That ending displays the society we live in... Constantly rejecting God
@FirstWorldProblemz
9 жыл бұрын
***** so you're worshiping him then?
@FirstWorldProblemz
9 жыл бұрын
***** I know because that time goes into watching KZread videos and reading comments. Like me
@alistahr
9 жыл бұрын
god's for pussies
@SavageHeliosOne
9 жыл бұрын
alistahr hahaha
@olivergus9840
9 жыл бұрын
God's for bitch-ass culeros
"I'm gonna sit gangster"
“No man, imma sit gangster”
Literally the mentality for some people.
This is probably my most favorite skit XD the accents were just perfect.
That “oh boy” at the end always cracks me up 😂😂😂
@mrantbanks
2 жыл бұрын
Gets me everytime
That "Oh boy" at the end LMAO. He was like I can't!