Key & Peele - Pawn Shop
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A pawn shop customer inquires about supplies for a mysterious and seemingly dangerous activity.
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@winro7436
5 жыл бұрын
Sup!
@terronisaac8525
5 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele great! These sketches need to live on forever! Thank you!
@oogabooga2581
5 жыл бұрын
meh was alright
@hihi-xs6id
5 жыл бұрын
When did you get you're own channel
@threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540
5 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele Thank you gentlemen. I appreciate the warm welcome. If I may one day buy you lunch. Please let me know. You’ve made my son smile and inspired him in the arts. Keep me posted. Marcus in Los Angeles.
I like that his plan required explosives to break the glass windows but when it comes to solid steel bank vault doors, he just thinks skating into it fast will do the trick
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
Жыл бұрын
Works for the coyote in these nature documentations...
@choshow86
Жыл бұрын
Wile e coyote did it
@lasagnatheory9108
Жыл бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo the simulations confirm so
@arturofletcher
Жыл бұрын
Wdym?? It makes perfect sense. If you move fast enough your body's atoms will phase through the atoms of the steel bank door. I've seen this work countless times in comic books
@warpednight
Жыл бұрын
@@arturofletcher 💀
“I’ll take my chances. ...with Christmas”
@cryodummy7710
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta be prepared, Santa isn’t joking this year
@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@damanimcclain2065
3 жыл бұрын
“It’s April”
@theblazer3665
3 жыл бұрын
@@damanimcclain2065 It's never to early to worry about christmas
@bradleylovej
3 жыл бұрын
OMG that killed me. The pause ...I'll take my chances, like he could not be convinced a suit of armor wouldn't work against bullets.
“I need zip lines for my… um… grandmother” truly amazing!!!
@nsjx
Жыл бұрын
woops i just wrote the same thing ha. t'was genius
The way he said “In a cartoooonnn money baaaag.” Had me weak 😂😂
@charlesthin4621
2 ай бұрын
The guy is pretty confident and unphased throughout. But this moment is the payoff of that. Great character buildup, at least on his end.
Heist 101 : Never buy all the stuff from the same store.
@kabelomasemolazippy
3 жыл бұрын
damn i didnt know that, i just all my heist equipment from one store do you recon i return it
@Patrick-ev5ye
3 жыл бұрын
@Sirpa Yea from the same scene where Walt completely transforms into Heisenberg.
@HelenKN
3 жыл бұрын
kabelo masemola 🤣
@lovefromthesouth91
3 жыл бұрын
Heist 102: don’t rob a bank because you’ll probably get caught
@drethethinker6418
3 жыл бұрын
Even better...don't buy all the stuff...have accomplices go to different stores and buy items...or just receive the items from various associates.
I would’ve sold him everything he wanted just to see him on the news.
@larrydarnellrembertiii6258
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Patrick_Spack
3 жыл бұрын
Free advertisement
@mandyrarsh7137
3 жыл бұрын
Just what i was thinking👍
@KTC12490
3 жыл бұрын
You'd be in jail as well
@LA-hr3le
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
love that at the end, Peele's reading a newspaper that says "Thrwarted Terrorist Attack", implying that he just stopped Key from committing terrorism
@Sewblon
Жыл бұрын
You think that In the time it took Peele to convince Key to leave, the newspapers learned of the story, printed it, peele bought a copy, then opened it up, then said "its April."
@shadowoflugia
Жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t notice that 😂
@BlackNightJack
2 ай бұрын
Robbing a bank isn't terrorism.
@pugachevskobra5636
2 ай бұрын
It is when you use an improvised explosive device.
@LegoJunk128
Ай бұрын
Keegan was tryna get froggy
Key is an oscar worthy actor. They're both brilliant but Key here is just phenomenal. Excellent accent and mannerisms. Totally captures the type.
@melissamoonchild9216
8 ай бұрын
seriously hes barely recognizable
@Shoprite_Grocer
7 ай бұрын
Which is which
@vulpesmacrotis1990
7 ай бұрын
@@Shoprite_Grocer Key is the bald, tall one and Peele is the shorter one playing the pawn shop owner
@KonaTheDragon
5 ай бұрын
“Well, I’ll take my chances.. with Christmas!” 😬 The most genuine recovery I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. It’s always so forced and lame
@superartstudio
Ай бұрын
Nah, he’s acting correctly, but not politically correctly.
Peele's pawn shop owner voice is dead on. Masterwork.
@Ladykyra101
2 жыл бұрын
And his non-verbal cues are stellar. Always great work from these guys! 🌟
@Mecal00
2 жыл бұрын
I love his "mmmhmm" in response to "Let's say somebody was to manufacture their own zip line..." 😆
@dylancarter2673
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of prop Joe from the wire
@babsbybend
2 жыл бұрын
"Thwarted Terrorist Attract" headline on the newspaper suggests that maybe it's already been tried.
@buffymcmuffin5361
2 жыл бұрын
YES. The best part. He's seen it all before.
The judgment behind those glasses is tangible 😂😂😂
@alchemic85
4 жыл бұрын
palpable
@officialfortunex
4 жыл бұрын
"mmmm hmmmm..." 😂😂
@jamaalsq8134
4 жыл бұрын
Junificak Horowitz top notch acting
@joeybonarrigo8703
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Mimi-ss3xx
4 жыл бұрын
Junificak Horowitz from the jump! Even when he was knocking the door 😂
Jordan plays the "I've heard it all" guy so damn well in this.
No matter how many times I watch this, I'm grinning like a morron through the entire sketch... But that "It's April..." always sends me over the edge! 😂 🤣 😂
It should have ended with him watching his nieces and nephews opening ridiculous christmas presents
@aarontoles5988
4 жыл бұрын
And Grandma's zipline, lmfao
@Nine.ix.9
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... And in april...
@cassiussaldana235
4 жыл бұрын
Actually you know what, I actually like this idea
@marcusmartin5758
4 жыл бұрын
Its april for fuck sake.
@texasfossilguy
4 жыл бұрын
I agree
Imagine planning a heist for YEARS, and the only source you have for study is Loony Tunes. Thats this guy.
@palladium607
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooooo
@spicesmiles
2 жыл бұрын
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44
2 жыл бұрын
That’s me
@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu
2 жыл бұрын
👀
@x-x101
2 жыл бұрын
At the very least he should have incorporated the coyote's acme tnt for the bank vault..
Key’s mouth movements are fucking gold.
@westie430
Жыл бұрын
Spot on😂😂 Looks like a crazy dude who's seen too many drugs in his day🤣
The man has dreams and he doesn't care if they're overly ambitious, he's going to chase after them anyway. We need more people like him.
@moharshad6882
17 күн бұрын
Yes totally agree, like that one dude who said bless you after someone sneezed and instead of them saying thank you back, they started yapping “why’d you break into my house” and stuff like that, just be kind
"Florida man wearing top half medieval armor with bow and shotgun shells attached to arrows tries to break into bank"
@hewhobattles8869
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the roller skates and the money.
@goldenstandard187
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@plasticstraw5033
3 жыл бұрын
“and succeeds”
@gavinparson2189
3 жыл бұрын
He was Christmas shopping
@randyjam9925
3 жыл бұрын
How you know it’s Florida
This is live action video of Wile E Coyote shopping at the ACME outlet.
@akuljamwal3085
4 жыл бұрын
"how fast does the the rocket go?" "Sir I have to ask you what are you planning" "Nah, nothing just shopping for 4th of July.... Anyway what if you attach a saddle to it?"
@TheNotoriousKID
4 жыл бұрын
Akul Jamwal 😂
@iREZARECTEM
3 жыл бұрын
and do you think it's fast enough to overtake a road runner? Theoretically! Not that I would ever actually chase one down. I'm just curious..
@jeffrysailer3299
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNotoriousKID nnnn b nnnnn n n,,no BBVA g
@Loken4000
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
"-and the zipline is for my...... Grandmother..." had me dead
These guys are pros at delivery! The way he says, “It’s April” 🤣😂 One of the best shows to ever air. Too bad it couldn’t have gone on forever!
As a Floridian I can confirm that this screams south Florida
@taitokubo7531
5 жыл бұрын
Go Bulls !
@AbelFord
5 жыл бұрын
Hey Florida gang
@d.pressley1749
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida too go bulls is right... however why was I thinking of the stores near USF and it’s shady characters in Tampa lol
@taitokubo7531
5 жыл бұрын
@@d.pressley1749 lol Ayye Yeah everywhere near campus is a little suspect, USF is great though
@jgangsta33
5 жыл бұрын
Truth lmao
I would have loved to see a clip of him successfully robbing a bank using this method 😂
@shbt8875
4 жыл бұрын
badjab326 😂😂😂
@krischealgomez9806
4 жыл бұрын
Trying and failing is good enough
@crimsonnite9291
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that would've been super funny. I wonder if they thought of doing that but they didn't want to use their budget on one clip.
@KazutoSAO47
4 жыл бұрын
Payday 2 guest starring Key! Lol
@badjab326
4 жыл бұрын
@@KazutoSAO47 I'd buy the hell out of that DLC lol
It needs to be said more often that Key is an AMAZING actor. The man is incredibly versatile.
@phuihsaraimolshoy7983
2 жыл бұрын
He is the best
The surprise when he first sees the suit of armor gets me every time.
"Merry Christmas!" "It's April" 🤣🤣🤣
@romanbellic2178
3 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment lol
@liamdohertyj
3 жыл бұрын
@@romanbellic2178 yea if i didn’t find it i’d comment it myself 😂
@londonalicante
3 жыл бұрын
april 1st?
@jerkkub
3 жыл бұрын
@@romanbellic2178 Why would you search for it?
@DrinkElectrolytes
3 жыл бұрын
The best line in the whole sketch lol
“It’s April” is the sneakiest, funniest line in the whole sketch.
@coldworldkel
2 жыл бұрын
No it’s not..
@KelticTim
2 жыл бұрын
@@coldworldkel thank you for letting me know my opinion, based entirely on what I find funny, is wrong. Glad to know you know my sense of humor better than I do.
@darthjarjar5230
2 жыл бұрын
It is
@coldworldkel
2 жыл бұрын
@@darthjarjar5230 no... it’s not
@darthjarjar5230
2 жыл бұрын
@@coldworldkel really is tho
"I'll take my chances.. With Christmas" 😂😂
These dudes are hilarious and also great actors!
Plot Twist: The store owner already tried this and failed and is trying to warn him that it won't work
@Jokeboss137
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@leonnestestog2562
4 жыл бұрын
Samuel Pierre fuq off
@sillygoose635
4 жыл бұрын
@@leonnestestog2562 piss off fuckwit
@ThemisticShadow
4 жыл бұрын
If hes alive then it worked
@royepic3504
4 жыл бұрын
FunkyDemonCat no he was overwhelmed and had to flee
Florida man preparing to raid Area 51 on September 20th
@greywilds_2765
4 жыл бұрын
Damn it Florida man is back at it again. How can one man do so many weird things at once?
@safetydoggo9059
4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about area 51 once he was talking about the roller skates
@Perfectkk123
4 жыл бұрын
@@safetydoggo9059 00q
@Username-or9nr
4 жыл бұрын
savage
@cmrobbins88
4 жыл бұрын
What a dumbass . . . you can’t Naruto Run on roller skates. He won’t be able to dodge the bullets.
When he scored on the bow & arrow.... And said "Ohhh yeah!! there it is! Yep!! Uhh huh that's it...That u'll do it!! gets me every time🤣
2:25 That eyeroll though :D
"I Feel like i need to tell you the suit of armor won't deflect bullets,.. I'll take my chances" I almost died😂😂
@jimdino77
2 жыл бұрын
So the armor worked?
@nither5331
2 жыл бұрын
"With Christmas"
@chrisnasif4156
2 жыл бұрын
WITHCHRISTMAS
@jaredlind2888
2 жыл бұрын
He almost did too! 😆😆
@wonderofutooru4016
Жыл бұрын
so did he
I can't believe how natural that suit of armor looked in that pawn shop
@apxllo717
3 жыл бұрын
My uncle owns a pawn shop. The suits of armor are very common. I have 3 decorating my apartment!
@rsantana389
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it's very interesting what they did camera wise with the armor. The armor is constantly appearing in the background of some takes until 1:00. Then it appears again at 1:47, as Key became also aware of it. Very clever. It's a surprise for both Key and the spectators.
@Tommyoda
3 жыл бұрын
When suit of armor reminds you of this clip forever.
@dieseldabz7104
3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@dieseldabz7104
3 жыл бұрын
@@apxllo717 Sure you do kid..... You have any idea what those REAL ones are worth? Of course you don't...
Can’t stop crying laughing. Kept getting funnier. I work in retail-these characters are true to life. Keegan’s timing and rhythm gets it done every time. Jordan is great too.
*Oh, just doin some Christmas shopping* Sir it’s April.
@ethanfigueroa7275
4 жыл бұрын
But this was posted on jan...
@jeremywade6986
4 жыл бұрын
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you Mr. Pool.
@cassiussaldana235
4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanfigueroa7275 r/wooooooosh-
@jeffreymbelu9718
4 жыл бұрын
Early shopping lol
@toast3374
4 жыл бұрын
He said he was getting it out of the way
“I’ll take my chances...with Christmas!” 😂😂😊
@jahkneeboi
5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Ito It’s april
@littlecookingtips
5 жыл бұрын
LOL lost it there!
@MegatronRacing237
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Lost it when he asked for a big bag with a $ on it hahahaha
"Ziplines for my... Grandmother." 😂😂
I feel like this is how Nicolas Cage does his shopping
@carolyntalbot947
4 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯
@bzmoksdemonstration7684
4 жыл бұрын
Legend 😂😂😂😂💯💯
@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709
4 жыл бұрын
For people who don't know, Nick buys T-Rex skulls and shit 🤣 that's why he does a thousand films straight to stream every year in
@petar932
4 жыл бұрын
thats high praise
@memesaremylifeline6723
4 жыл бұрын
@@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709 nice. I need to find this
I died at the end when he said “it’s April “
@jamesjgriffin7972
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@eggimage
5 жыл бұрын
For a sec i thought he said “be safe, bro” lol
@Baphelon
5 жыл бұрын
The perfect punchline
@PilarHurdle2
5 жыл бұрын
April fools.... 😅
@Michelle-nc1bj
5 жыл бұрын
That boi :/ I was your 333rd like
Even his knock on the door is funny AF!! 🤣
I'll say it.... That Pawn Shop owner is my absolute favorite character out of all the ones he's played. So chill and relaxed.
This is how every meeting between Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox sounded in The Dark Knight trilogy
@adorbstotesadorbs.9371
4 жыл бұрын
That's funny. I actually chortled at that.
@altair5870
4 жыл бұрын
(Fox introduces military-grade equipment) Fox: So, whats your interest in it Mr. Wayne? Bruce: I wanna borrow it.... For... uuhhh... spelunking... Fox: Spelunking? Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving? Fox: You expecting to run in too much gunfire in these caves? Ahhh. Those lucius and bruce moments were good times
@theempresss
4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying
@WingsOfAltair
4 жыл бұрын
@@theempresss licks tears
@BREDBOX
4 жыл бұрын
Keaton Grider LMAOOOOOO
Fact: 78% of "Florida man" stories start at a pawn shop.
@NoMuShRoOmS
3 жыл бұрын
💯
@hage1333
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@WearMySpankyPants
3 жыл бұрын
Fact: 50% of statistics are made up
@ontop2324
3 жыл бұрын
@@WearMySpankyPants so is that fact true or false? Cause if it’s false, that makes it true
@WearMySpankyPants
3 жыл бұрын
@@ontop2324 It’s 50% probable that it is true
"Zip lines for my.. grandmother" 😂😂😂
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one back for this masterpiece!
I love how Peele just slyly takes the bow off the counter when he realized just how crazy Key was
@GabrielDelgado-sz7te
4 жыл бұрын
Even funnier was keys reaction to his action.. lol "uuhohhhh"
I Love how the most unrealistic thing he was looking for is a “cartoon money bag”
@user-eb5hp9uw2k
9 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣 hilarious
This is such a low-key sketch but it gets me every time
Zip line for my grandmother. 😂
We need more of this character. He is hilarious.
@westingtyler2
5 жыл бұрын
the buyer or the seller?
@daddyblickmans7441
5 жыл бұрын
@@Nesakysiutau so was the seller🤣
@daddyblickmans7441
5 жыл бұрын
"Its april"
@bart0nboy
5 жыл бұрын
Look up "Do you do poison?". Its a British sketch a little bit similar.
@stanleylove9235
4 жыл бұрын
They have to do a part 2!! The person this is for they only need the top half...they don't need the legs!
The voices they have for each sketch is amazing, they’re so good at them
@erichquinones598
2 жыл бұрын
That's why they're millionaires
@j.b.macdirty6202
2 жыл бұрын
@@erichquinones598 amen
@AmaraFerris
Жыл бұрын
Keegan’s wife is a dialect coach. I think she’s been highly influential behind the scenes. K&P have tremendous talent and are masters at their craft.
@cadaver1372
7 ай бұрын
I love both of their voices. They do an amazing job brining their characters to life.
"I'll take my chances. ....... with *Christmas* ."
"a suit of armor will not deflect bullets" I'll take my chances 😂😂😂
Key: “Merry Christmas.” Peele: “It’s April.”
@RiiftzYT
4 жыл бұрын
Yes we watched the video
@eggimage
4 жыл бұрын
I totally thought he said “be safe bro”.
@MaximusAlcarinque
4 жыл бұрын
@@RiiftzYT Comments like these are good, makes it easier to search for clips and scenes like this in Google.
@RiiftzYT
4 жыл бұрын
@Pass Datass yeah, but no one cares what your favourite part of the video is. Just watch the video and enjoy it.
@RiiftzYT
4 жыл бұрын
@Pass Datass also, these are basically the only comments in Key and Peele videos. Just repeating what the video is saying.
Love these two men. They can literally pull off any characters.
@superbros1690
5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@AR-zf7wu
5 жыл бұрын
Idk hard to beat bob and David from mr. Show
@_6doughver
5 жыл бұрын
so true , i always forget that they're fictional characters , i still believe megan is a real woman lol
@markgreen8276
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, pure gold 😊
@ramitinmahashol4523
5 жыл бұрын
Literally copied a comment.
“It’s April…” was the icing on the cake 😂😂
Ahh yes I also do my Christmas shopping at a pawn shop
@mr.l.l.1781
5 жыл бұрын
in April.
@louisaude6880
5 жыл бұрын
To be fair that's probably smarter than doing it all on the 24th.
@MrSonis3
5 жыл бұрын
St. Nick is the patron saint of pawns shops.
@saulloll8547
5 жыл бұрын
I've bought a few console for cheap there :'(
@drlu3823
5 жыл бұрын
especially when it's APRIL
This feels like every retail cashier's daily life.
@Ari_princess21
5 жыл бұрын
It is I used to do retail and I got several customers like this daily I kid you not
@africaart
5 жыл бұрын
In real life, he would ask him to leave very early. "We don't have anything you want"
@allenmckinney9533
5 жыл бұрын
I once had a drunk guy that wanted to buy a 4pk of beer cans but didn't have enough money. He was sober enough to understand the not having enough money part so he took one can off the the pack and asked how much that would be.
@flippaskipskipparooni4150
5 жыл бұрын
@@allenmckinney9533 I had a tweaker once grab almost everything from the candy isle 10 minutes before closing, make me scan it all up, and then come to the realization she didn't have enough on her EBT card to buy a single candy bar; guess who had to restock that isle.
@allenmckinney9533
5 жыл бұрын
@@flippaskipskipparooni4150 yep been there. I work nights after closing now because I've lost my patience for dealing with people.
“Zip lines are…for my grandmother.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is their best skit ever imo all the little mannerisms by both coupled with the lines are just so perfectly executed 😂
I can't help but suspect that this conversation has happened in real life to a real life pawn shop owner somewhere.
@ryynerwicked2762
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely at least one, it had to lol
@tylerspringstube4868
3 жыл бұрын
Florida** most likely
@hidayat1999
3 жыл бұрын
in America
@MidniteSpectre
2 жыл бұрын
O
@S532-DISPOSITION
2 жыл бұрын
Right something feels extremely legitimate about this
I think there should be a whole movie devoted to this character
@because_im_batman2754
5 жыл бұрын
THOTH agreed
@cjdesanti508
5 жыл бұрын
I too enjoy films about middle aged men who run pawn shops.
@briarwolverine9316
5 жыл бұрын
Keanu is inspired by Key and Pelee.
@milascave2
5 жыл бұрын
cj: You mean like "Pulp Fiction?"
@LetsEatTogether
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
Finally, I've found it. A Key & Peele sketch I haven't seen before. THAT'S RARE
1 of their BEST!
"I'll just watch one Key and Peele video," I said. "I can stop whenever I want," I said.
@ognjenivanovic7871
5 жыл бұрын
Oh no..... This only means one thing. You never stopped watching them.
@ChickenScratchComedy
5 жыл бұрын
Antonio Carter Consequences!
@cheresecoombs7741
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kxngice7858
5 жыл бұрын
Lol me
@azib73
5 жыл бұрын
Yup, into my 10th already!! 😂
I just died when at the end he said “.....in a cartoon money bag💰!!” 😂
@saucetalktv167
4 жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣
@CeruleanStallion
4 жыл бұрын
Just like that one you got any of those?
@atli7604
4 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace.
Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before
"No!! I'dont know...yeah. Yeah?" - Made me laugh as hell!
“-Sir, I feel like I have to ask you What you’re planning to use these for.” “-OH NO, I’M NOT PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING. I’m just- this is just Christmas shopping.”
“It’s April” Lmao Key and Peele is hilarious
@rondonumba9370
5 жыл бұрын
@Srithor fuck off
@davidgrigorkiv8805
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah we watched the same video
@rondonumba9370
5 жыл бұрын
@Srithor you one of those niggas 🤦🏽♂️
God, I love these guys! Pure comedy genius at it's finest!
Love these dudes. Got a bunch of old episodes on dvd!!! I love those guitars and basses in the background
As a former Home Depot Tool Rental employee in Maryland, I gotta say, coming in contact with customers like this was part of a typical day.
@Ukraineaissance2014
6 ай бұрын
Like snoop in the wire buying her nail gun
I still don't see why he treated him like that.. He was just doing some Christmas Shopping.
@friedaHangula77
5 жыл бұрын
inApril?
@emiliomedina7119
5 жыл бұрын
Frieda Shigwedha it's never to early
@vick1330
5 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@ule2300
5 жыл бұрын
IN APRIL?!!1! ARE YOU INSANE? tHIS MAN WAS CLEARLY PLANNING A ROBBERY! what will you need a money bag for? Hmmmm??? 💰 💰
@josestefan
5 жыл бұрын
@@ule2300 to carry all the presents like santa's gift bag xD
this sketch is ART. so many single elements that are just perfectly made
Would sell him everything and watch the news for next couple days lol
"...a zipline for my grandma" *W H E E Z E*
I was hoping at the end we'd see his grandma playing with a zipline, his newphew playing with the bow and arrow.
@JacoboTeijelo
5 жыл бұрын
Too obvious tho
@mattheww9763
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao we were all expecting that xD
@Triforcebro
5 жыл бұрын
That would of helped. This one wasn't as funny or had any plot twist like most of their stuff does
@as.victoria
5 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@tylercastellanos1668
5 жыл бұрын
i was expecting ya we have all of there here u are
This is one of their best ever. Even the start of it, when the would-be bank robber comes in and just stares behind him for a second or two too long, while the pawn shop owner sizes him up -- just perfect comedy
when he stumbles over the zipline for Grandma... the eye-movement is Gold😅 damn you guys are good... and much better than that even. Really appreciate u sharing
I'm glad these two stuck together after so many years and continue to bring so much laughter to our screens.
@pinkorange4980
7 ай бұрын
especially when they got married
@CatWith-AHat
7 ай бұрын
@@Vitalworm"that means your gay"
@Vitalworm
7 ай бұрын
uh, no my comment basically meant that the actual key and peele sketches stopped being made years ago, specifically september 2015, not that they're gay or anything lmao @@CatWith-AHat
@sure5783
4 ай бұрын
@@Vitalwormit’s a reference to law and order
@Vitalworm
4 ай бұрын
oh shit@@sure5783
You guys got bows and arrows? Yeah. You have something explosive? .... 😂😂😂
@zachyg7240
5 жыл бұрын
TheAfricanRedHead yeah
@rkl08551
5 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/hKeHltd8gtW0j7w.html
@AntiRiku
5 жыл бұрын
that was really that funny to you?
@Febreze99
5 жыл бұрын
Those two questions in the same sentence warrants even more ????😆😆😆
@jrudy457
5 жыл бұрын
@@NunYaBiz1313 it's pretty common for people to comment lines they found funny, don't be so cynical 🙃
"Ziplines for my...(paused thinking) grandmother" 😂😂😂😂
These guys are fantastic actors
I can't believe they both can keep a straight face while acting like this.
@avocado7947
2 жыл бұрын
lots of takes i'd imagine lol
@mydefenseisimpregnable
2 жыл бұрын
It’s called “acting” for a reason
@claudiajeanpierre3098
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@j.b.macdirty6202
2 жыл бұрын
They're millionaires.
@luishernandez9231
2 жыл бұрын
@@mydefenseisimpregnable youre gay
Don't buy everything at one place - heisenberg
@anthonychicas6649
5 жыл бұрын
Stay out of my territory.
@tamafandira7034
5 жыл бұрын
I am the one who knock!
@cisco385
5 жыл бұрын
I am the danger!
@nathanarievlis3985
5 жыл бұрын
Walt:"We're going to make ricin, from the beans..." Jesse: "Rice n Beans?"
@shivagiri7406
5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanarievlis3985 😂😂
This is one of my favorite sketches ever. Idk why but I like it so much
I'm going into an actual pawn shop to see what their reaction is to me acting like this
“I’ll take my chances... with Christmas!” 2:00 😂
@KneeCapHill
4 жыл бұрын
It's April
@Anonymous-tp5qg
4 жыл бұрын
*"Merry Christmas"
@cassiussaldana235
4 жыл бұрын
Stfu no one gives a shit about a line repeated you K-pop Weiner 😂🤣
@uyscuti1078
4 жыл бұрын
Cassius Saldana so what happened? What’s the reason behind the hate?
@cassiussaldana235
4 жыл бұрын
@@uyscuti1078 there are comments that have full effort and deserve the amount of likes like these but no, stupid comments like these just repeating lines gets all the attention.
"You have something else that's explosive that I can tape to the end of an arrow?"
@j.b.macdirty6202
2 жыл бұрын
The pawn shop owner was wrong for giving him the idea of using shotgun shells.
@sirius2967
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.b.macdirty6202 r/whooosh
@azuraquinlilax1245
Жыл бұрын
@@j.b.macdirty6202 on an unrelated note, would the shotgun shells work 🤔…..asking for a friend
pure brilliance
I really appreciate how well Jordan plays his character. Really feels like the bum is talking to a 50 year old man who has seen shit in his life lol
I've worked a decade at a smoke shop in a red state, this is extremely accurate to how customers simultaneously will and won't tell you the illegal (often felonious) activities they are about to commit.
@SP-df1nm
4 жыл бұрын
Like what?
@ireri673
4 жыл бұрын
yeah my ex husband ran a background check and sold a gun to someone who then used it to commit suicide. i don’t have any warm feelings towards my ex but that is a heavy burden to bear.
@christraymer3727
4 жыл бұрын
Mostly shit to pass a piss test (which is a felony, and if I know you're using any of my products for said purpose I can't help you) shit to smoke ice or crack with (I've had 6 pregnant women so far, it's not exactly SOP but I've found most people count those sorts of things) and people buying cutting agents/ looking for advice on how to use cutting agents. You get all kinds, and try to keep out of people's business. People are gonna do whatever they're gonna do regardless of how I feel about it. I've also worked in funeral homes and am a former tattooer.
@christraymer3727
4 жыл бұрын
@Albert mostly just a fun fact.
@paulden3158
4 жыл бұрын
@@christraymer3727 U should start a KZread channel and tell us all your stories
I feel like this is the regular experience of a pawn shop attendant.
@paulhalford8706
4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Henderson as a pawn broker I can confirm this is a fairly reasonable experience
@michelleobama3013
3 жыл бұрын
Paul Halford do people like this come in? Like, just huge beards and long hair and they slur out their voice at the end of a sentence? Just wondering lol
@jonathancruz9627
3 жыл бұрын
@@michelleobama3013 actually yes I also work in a pawnshop and crack heads like that do come lol
@rsrt6910
2 жыл бұрын
Probably not even the strangest if you run one in Florida.
@2012kreed
2 жыл бұрын
Dude had too much hair on the sides, and not enough on the top, 🤣 @ RsRt LOL!!!
Such good character actors
I love it when he shouts
How many people out there would have actually wanted to see him attempt this
@ThePigeonBrain
3 жыл бұрын
I would have given him everything he asked for just so I could see him fail
@TheDuskOfAnEra
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePigeonBrain What if he turned out to be a hiest master when in action. He was succsuful with the most rad bank robbery in history.
@KTC12490
3 жыл бұрын
He would've died roller skates and zip line dont sound good
@randomilli2004
3 жыл бұрын
Everyooooone
@Man-dd7fd
2 жыл бұрын
Me