3:24 "I'm not with her anymore" .... that little expression afterwards is just incredible.

@TheEthug

9 жыл бұрын

Hey friend!

@ryandunseph2006

8 жыл бұрын

+schpleeb Head like a fucking orange.

@OneironauticalOne

4 жыл бұрын

It made me burst out laughing.

@giiiizmo

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard😂😂😂

@Gyrbae

4 жыл бұрын

He looked like a irl version of a Lenny face. Seriously, look at it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"My night is better than yours, I'm eating your chicken." I fucking nearly died because I couldn't breathe

@phabbiola

9 жыл бұрын

LOL

@MultiMegaTsunami

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha

Karl's delivery when he says "I'm not with her anymore." kills me.

@Aalborg42

7 жыл бұрын

The way he tries to "sound gay":)

@FernieCanto

7 жыл бұрын

The world is not ready for a gay Karl Pilkington.

@SMA2343

4 жыл бұрын

He tried to sound gay, and that was the perfect response to the question and it caught Ricky off guard

4:13 ''If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.''

@mudge808

8 жыл бұрын

+Milan Smidt its better to look at them eye to eye

@Milan_Smidt

8 жыл бұрын

The first rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes. The second rule of Karl Quotes is: You do not try to improve Karl Quotes.

@1NavyLT

8 жыл бұрын

Hiiiiilarious!!!!!

@tiarnan76

7 жыл бұрын

No the first rule is hit the play button and watch him, we dont need tards repeating them in the comments..

@TyDie85

6 жыл бұрын

Milan Smidt I was cracking up haha. It isnt just WHAT he says, but HOW he says it xD

Love his seriousness when he says stuff like 'I'm getting a free night, of chicken'.

@NoHeartAnthony

4 жыл бұрын

He is being serious lol

@yeshalloween

4 жыл бұрын

😂

4:22 that fucking noise could be a submarine Ping

@manchesterfellow

7 жыл бұрын

F**king hell you've had me in stitches with this comment for the last 5 minutes!!

@BENABONZO

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@syok4929

6 жыл бұрын

oh god i laughed more at that than the video itself

@Jordanime

6 жыл бұрын

omg bro I'm dying. tears are pouring down my face.

@allegrot438

6 жыл бұрын

It sounds fucking identical. You could be a genius.

The improv 'do you want a chicken?' bit was amazing

@BecksDad93

6 жыл бұрын

the.alexo1234ss1 I’m eating your chicken. 😂

@bazglsgw1208

2 жыл бұрын

My nights better than yours im eating your chicken 😂😂😂 Comedy genius and he doesnt even try.

Should I be worried that I agree with almost everything Karl says?

@QRS666

10 жыл бұрын

Nope! I do that too :)

@skipeveryday7282

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rl-fc1ry

4 жыл бұрын

@@skipeveryday7282 y

@skipeveryday7282

4 жыл бұрын

@@rl-fc1ry his IQ is literally 85.

@rl-fc1ry

4 жыл бұрын

@@skipeveryday7282 yh but he isnt really saying anything wrong

Seriously, how can people actually think Karl is a character... if he was he would singlehandedly be the BEST ACTOR in the world! He is just karl Pilkington, a simple bloke, and he is so funny because he is NOT a character but a real person. I love him, makes my day everytime. best person alive, brilliant in his own stupid way.

@AutomaticDuck300

9 жыл бұрын

He might play up certain parts of his personality to the camera, for entertainment purposes, or sometimes act like he's more stupid than he is. But in general, he is a real guy.

@EshBBX

9 жыл бұрын

LemonZeppelin exactly! Ofcourse he can be funny too, on purpose or not. But in the end karl pilkington is karl pilkington, and we love him for it

@allegrot438

6 жыл бұрын

He plays up certain aspects based on the positive feedback loop, but as is plainly evident from the XFM days, this is pretty much genuine Karl.

@TriconTv

3 жыл бұрын

People in reality are much funnier than any actor could ever be. I’ve met unbelievably hilarious people in my time and not a single one of them was a fake character. The moment I became aware of Pilkington, years and years ago, I knew immediately that he was a real guy and that it was no act, just by how incredibly and effortlessly funny he was.

@philmehrart

2 жыл бұрын

He is an actor, real name is Graham

"I'm eating your chicken"... Lol

I agree with Karl on all points. Hate parties, hate planned fun, love spontaneous free chickens and if I woke up gay, I'd ignore it.

@HarrisonBowman

9 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by ignore it though?

@Veronica1944

9 жыл бұрын

Harrison Bowman I mean, it would be fine if I had sexual feelings towards women, but I wouldn't act on it. So, it doesn't matter. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like sex or romantic relationships. I prefer solitude.

@HarrisonBowman

9 жыл бұрын

tigerkitten927 That's fair enough, I know some people that said they would ignore it because they wouldn't want to have sex with the same gender, but what they don't realise is if they were attracted to the same gender, they would want to have sex with them lol.

@fryingpangle

9 жыл бұрын

tigerkitten927 have you considered that you're asexual? its an actual thing, nothing weird about it

@Veronica1944

9 жыл бұрын

Kinetic Blake I have looked into that, but no I'm just a jaded 42 year old woman. I've been engaged several times and I like some aspects of feeling close with someone but it's not worth the exhausting task of maintaining a relationship. (and I don't do casual sex) I'm not thrilled with humans in general anymore.

4:12 "If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" 😂😂😂

@KnugenMooMoo

10 ай бұрын

That's a good rule of thumb

One of the best karl quotations imo is 'It was about a fire that didn't happen, about a wife that didn't exist, and a cat that didn't look happy'

@DeanoPiano

10 жыл бұрын

watch?v=0sHzYavpeYA

@elliot7110

10 жыл бұрын

DeanoPiano Thanks!

@DeathEgg666

6 жыл бұрын

YEAH? Well why did they look at the cat funny??

@melanieross7829

6 жыл бұрын

DeanoPiano ok

I have to agree with Karl, how many times have you agreed to a night out and when it arrives you don't fancy it and can't be bothered! I have to go out tonight but would rather spend the night in!

@ghostehh

4 жыл бұрын

Social anxiety feels like being in a movie where everyone else has the script except for You.

@adamlea6339

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world of the introvert.

@jeremyc9593

4 жыл бұрын

@rxp56 Same here. Nothing that alcohol can't fix though.

@ethanmeadows1785

4 жыл бұрын

The guy is wise I'll give him that

@monkeyspoon8255

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy C short term solution

Seeing all their facial expressions really makes me wish we had footage of xfm shows and podcasts especially for Karl he is twice as funny when you actually see him talking.

"A free night of chicken." Oh God Karl, you're a maniac.

@SteampunkResistance

9 жыл бұрын

His face when he says it is so damn funny because he looks so serious like the situation is actually happening and not fabricated lol.

@tf2whackyengineer

9 жыл бұрын

The gravitas in his voice and the expression on his face makes it even more hilarious.

The way Ricky eggs Karl on with their little hypotheticals is always the funniest thing ever 😂

I've listened Karl so much his voice is in my head

"a free night of chicken" New concept.

"I see knobs *all the time*!"

@sebastiand2506

8 жыл бұрын

+DoYouFeelLucky "really??? where??"

@zannibars8252

7 жыл бұрын

"in gyms and that, and don't say you don't look, because you do when your in a gym. because it's there."

@MyName_Jeff

4 жыл бұрын

"and if you're not happy with a knob on your face then somethings wrong"

@omegaman6494

3 жыл бұрын

Are we sure he wasn't referring to Ricky and Steve there?

"if you're not 'appy lookin' a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" one of the best quotes ever.

Agree. He's incredibly honest. From the day that we are born we are taught that we HAVE TO have fun, especially during celebrations and imposed festivities. Way to go Karl, way to go.

"A free night of chicken." Karl is a legend.

"You just go with it. It is good." -Lao Tzu

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

🙏🏻

i genuinely think Karl Pilkington is the only man on earth who could fantasize about a world in which planning was non existent

@Black.Sabbath

Ай бұрын

Nope

2019 still a legend.

Why is this so enthralling? It's the funniest trio ever.

Why is it I can watch this over and over and never get bored of it

The man knows what he likes and what he doesn’t. He’s not trying to impress anyone, no filter, love it!

Im with Karl on Parties!

@wilkinsonyachtbrokerUK

6 жыл бұрын

Debbie Driver introverts unite

@1HUSEINKAPETAN1

6 жыл бұрын

I'm with Karl on everything xD

@Shellynn123

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!! I totally get that! lol. And the planning part-I get that! 😆

@Bossqwerty

6 жыл бұрын

parties are not forced fun, nor is anyone acting. if you get these feelings when you go to a party, it is not a party... it would be an awkward gathering

@DebbieLeighDriver

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilkinsonyachtbrokerUK yes!

4:01 I just love Stephen's silent giggle here because he can feel another banger quote coming up. And surely enough, there was a banger quote right around the corner!

I love how Steve says he had a "whale of a time" in rio during the carnival. When we know the truth, to be, he spent a day pissing in the sea, and the rest of the time with the shits in shared accommodation 🤣🤣

Agreed spontaneous nights out are better & more memorable than pre-planned stuff. Like birthdays or stuff that you all have to organize together

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

I. Hate. Plans.

i miss this trio more than i can bear

Greatest philosopher of our time

Totally agree with Karl. Never liked parties, its not real fun. Its organised fun, its like acting. No wonder you see someone sat in the corner alone and bored, because they're being genuine and not conforming to a loud-outgoing and drunken picture which every one thinks you ought to fit. The spontaneous events in life, when you just do something on a whim are always 10x more fun because it happened naturally. You obviously have to plan in life or even plan a little but you should never plan something thats supposed to be fun, because its just fake then… in my opinion. People who love parties could read this and say 'What? You miserable bastard?', well, to those who say that I would say my apologies, I like to have higher standards of fun.

@Legowelshy

9 жыл бұрын

Summed up how I feel, wow...

@KingKurt

9 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@ManForToday

9 жыл бұрын

HostDisorder Funny how I've had a girlfriend for two years and go better places with mates than shit house parties? Hm. Jog on knobhead.

@TechHouseDeep

9 жыл бұрын

John-Paul Stuthridge Hi John, I'm happy you are enjoying higher standards of fun through planning, thanx

@DavidMcmenemy

9 жыл бұрын

Amen to that.

When the two lads slap each other while laughing they know they have got another amazing one liner from Karl, and more money.

3:26 Rickys laugh is everything 😅😂🤣😭💀

Hahaha karl is a legend

I saw the video, knew the name, but couldn’t remember why I knew it AND didn’t know his face. But the moment I saw Ricky Gervais it all came flooding back to me! They used to be on a radio program a friend recommended and I became addicted to it! I haven’t thought of it in years, but Karl is a comic goldmine!

Steve's look of anticipation, just waiting for Karl to say anything so he can laugh, love it

If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong. Ohhh myy godddd im dead

Tbf, spontaneous nights when you feel it are much better than planned ones that require a lot of effort in the first place

"If your not happy looking knob in the face, there's something wrong with ya" XD

The glorious thing about Karl is his sincerity, he truly lives in the moment, he means what he says, then of course is hilarious take on life, genius

If Karl had the bottle, he would be a great stand up comedian, thats a great topic, the audience would love Karl.

@chriswhamilton

7 жыл бұрын

Bule British well considering 80% of Ricky's stand up is just Karl's materiel regurgitated I think Karl would do just fine.

@irishelk3

7 жыл бұрын

Absolute Muppet yeah

@beaugromowski-cook505

2 жыл бұрын

@ The Wasteland correct

Man, I'm from Brazil and I can guarantee that the fun here is WAY TO REAL!!!😀

Karl should do his own movie: "The invention of planning".

"If you're not happy lookin a knob in your face, there's something wrong with ya" Karl is literally more inspirational than the Dalai Lama

Karl you're the man I love your " what's the point " attitude towards fun i often feel the same way about parties haha

Karl is the most Zen person I have ever seen

When Stephen said, "A whale of a time" that brought me right back to Portal 2

It's the way he explains the free night of chicken as though it's really tricky to follow that gets me.

"If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong" ...Sounds like a romantic line to say to your special lady next time you whip it out..

I come back to this one occasionally and it's still so hilarious and comedic gold.

Totally get where hes coming from. I was proper gregarious and sociable in my youth. These days, the wife, my daughter, a couple of really close friends - at home or in a restaurant/quiet pub. Is about as party as I get. The thought of a 'party' or crowded venue where there's a load of strangers or loose acquaintances I have to fake socialise with at a set time.... it's hell.

karl should lecture on philosophy

Its crazy how knob, chicken and gay subbjects can be so funny to talk about 🤣

He’s speaking some Burning Man principles, Immediacy, Participation, and Radicle Inclusion

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

?

Karl is right again about parties, I went to a few as a student and felts so out of place. I tried to have a couple myself, for halloween & my 21st and hated every moment of it

@juliapigworthy

2 жыл бұрын

Watching a dvd or playing a game with mates while talking shite is much more relaxing and fun than an 'event'.

@kwill6948

Жыл бұрын

Yep organised or "forced fun" can be so isolating. There are set standards for what having a good time is supposed to look like, doesn't matter how it actually feels to be there.

ricky's screech at the end gets me every time

Those two have had 10 years each added to their lives because of all the laughs they get from Pilkington.

I love the way his mind works, He’s brilliant!

I can't believe how funny that moment at 3:20 is, where Gervais says "Why you talkin' like that for Carl? How's Suzanne?" Karl's momentary second-long reaction of complete gormlessness is amazing. I am convinced he is a Genius.

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

And the raised eyebrows after he gives his answer

His sentiment of what society perceive as fun is fucking spot on. At least to me.

Lying in bed ill, this is soooooo funny and totally stops the boredom . Love Karl on these trips !

love those chairs. mismatched, but go well together.

Karl Pilkington is so great. I love that guy. Funny as hell.

Just watched this again for the first time in years. Had me in stitches. I think it's Karl's genuine honesty, and the way he describes things, that makes him one of the funniest people around. A national treasure. When he goes he should be buried in Westminster Abbey. I don't know if there are any philosophers in there, but if there are, stick him next to them.

The look on Karl's face at 1.37 as he struggles with the concept of Steve joining Ricky for chicken is priceless!!!

@1:56 "and I'm getting a free night of chicken" - The look on Steve and Ricki's faces... Mind.Blown. Well played Karl

there's a big difference between being casual and spontaneous and getting a shock of the senses like a surprise

Who ever decided to take away these guys in chairs talking and submit it to a cartoon version should be sacked. This is pure gold seeing the real thing.

@paulallanidae

7 жыл бұрын

The Ricky Gervais show was from their podcasts etc, they weren't filmed. It's not like they had regular footage and decided to make it into an animation instead.

@caltha2720

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, some of it is just doubled up. Discussed here and the podcast.

Karl should be on chat shows every week. Great entertainment

These are the three topics I bring up with most strangers, so nice to see them all covered

I love his face when he claims his social experiment of non-planning was a succes, because he's getting free chicken. Ricky and Steve are laughing their heads off out of disbelief and confusion, and he's staring them in the eyes intently.

I totally agree with Karl on planning. When I know I've got something on, even if it's something I'll enjoy it becomes a chore in my head and I can't relax till it's done with. The best nights out are always the ones where it's like "I'm off to the pub now, you coming?" When it's been pencilled in 4 weeks ahead of schedule, I wind up almost resenting the event for the time it has taken occupying my mind. If something's been planned ahead it better be bloody good.

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky... You never get anything done by planning.

"You wake up, Gay. Tommorrow." Karl's look of surprise and confusion cracks me up so bad xD

3:43 Ricky's head wobble 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

3:45 Here actually

Karl makes a good point about "False fun"

"If you're not happy looking at a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" - genius.

@LeighDWYC

6 жыл бұрын

_chrisisisms_ I read this just as Karl spoke it 😂

i actually agree with him on planning and being spontaneous.

I agree with him on the planning thing. If a friend of mine says do you want to hang out this sunday and it's thursday and i say i dunno i might not feel like it then, they get mad. i dont like planning because i wont be in the same mood and i dont want to feel cluttered. weird i know

“If you’re not happy having a knob in your face, then there’s something wrong with you” -a heterosexual man

I agree about false fun, but saying "Do you want to have a beer Thursday night is not false fun... you've done it before, you liked it and you're doing it again... Plus false fun is bound to be something you wouldn't like, because it's false, which is something people tend not to like.

Karl is the best😂😂😂😂 I owe him so many laughs over the years

You can see the thoughts going through his head with every expression he makes

I love Karl I would love to spend a day with him would crack me up lol

Karl is absolutely right on parties and false fun.

Omg I love Karl so much!

I’d love to meet Karl ..love his stories

“If your not happy looking a knob in the face there’s something wrong.” GOLD!

I feel like an imitation of Karl. I have temporal lobe epilepsy and that comes with its own personality symptoms. Lots of people can't really put up with me because I just can't help but say things how they are. And I put them/word them in a mad way too. It makes me extremely philosophical (google geschwind syndrome) the symptoms of temporal lobe epilepsy. I'd like to have a discussion with him about UK TV soaps lol.

Karl you're a friggin legend mate..

My only ever wish would be that a series of an idiot abroad 3 would be made. It's so so funny. I loved watching the first and second ones but no talk of a third, unless anybody knows any different. Their all great love to watch a new series of this.

Karl's face is so cute. I wanna cuddle him. And Stephen is sexy to me. Ricky of course is adorable. Yay.

@phabbiola

9 жыл бұрын

Yes! Karl looks like a giant baby.

@aceyspud551

9 жыл бұрын

Nilly He moans just as much.

He's totally right about getting asked to go out next week, "I dont know" hahaha I'm the same when people ask that question, you can't give a definitive answer cause when the day comes you might not be up for it

His thoughts on planning is spot on

Just love Karl!