No. Not the jerk. You were trying to help somebody and she took advantage. That lady is the jerk. She knew what she was doing.

@drunklink350

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Piss on that woman. She took advantage of someone's kindness then bolted the second it failed. Btw this is why I refuse to help "homeless" people. I've seen plenty that jump in very nice cars and you can tell it's a scam

1st story: How could he be the jerk? OP needed to sneeze and they grabbed him (which is probably assault) and so since he couldn't sneeze on his elbow, achoo! Right on the face! It's the guy's fault for grabbing OP

@marciosantos1227

Жыл бұрын

Yeah , plus they were jerks to him , which made me wish (a little bit) that he had vomited on then

@princessstarpeach9161

Жыл бұрын

He not a jerk, the guy and his mother is so what she 70 yrs old she need to learn respect

@CaptainTom_EW

Жыл бұрын

@@princessstarpeach9161 that's what I was thinking

@marciosantos1227

Жыл бұрын

@@princessstarpeach9161 yeah but she should have already learned it and even if she couldnt she didnt need to treat him like that

@csargent31

10 ай бұрын

The 40 yr old was the one trying to nut up against a suck person over a misunderstanding instead of confirming whether or not he worked at the pharmacy.

Story 2: That commenter at the end doesn't realize OP's family members seem to be all adults. This man can do whatever he wants with his money especially money separate from income.

@darach2399

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. As soon as a child is an adult, they should be held accountable for their own financial decisions. At the crux of the matter, the OP should be prepared for his wife to change the locks at the end of his trip at the most minimum.

@tylergartner4069

Жыл бұрын

Exactly my thoughts "he can't run away from his responsibilities", what responsibilities is he running away from he's in a clearly sustained household with enough functional income to pay all the bills. He provided both his children with $10,000 towards college, gave his wife $7500 out of his winnings to pay off her car note what responsibilities is he shrugging off or running away from? I also find it funny how the commenter fails to mention the wife getting a $5000 inheritance and spending the entirety on cosmetic surgery but the husband wanting to go on a once in a lifetime vacation is selfish and the $7500 he gave his wife is "chump change." I get the feeling the commenter is a wife who believes if her husband won $50000 she should get half because she's his wife and he has a responsibility to do so

@darach2399

Жыл бұрын

@@tylergartner4069 That is what it looked like to me as well. It was that line of thought that made me give the warning that the wife would change the locks at minimum and already start the proceedings for divorce at the maximum.

@DualXZ

Жыл бұрын

100% agreed. The moment I read that she spent 5THOUSAND dollars of heritance money on cosmetic bullcrap, plus he bought her a car, the family argument completely ended there. Why didn't she use that money for the kids then, hmm? Was her looks more important just because she is a "woman?". She is even going for the 10 days, too, and the kids both had their share of the agreed money and the daughter decided she wanted to be more fancy-- that's on her, she made her decision and knew she'd be in debt at the end of it. Everything about the family life itself seems to be extremely fair, so why can't they just be happy that he'll finally be able to do something he has always dreamed of? If the wife had gotten those 37k, would SHE have paid her daughter's debt? Or would she have sent 80% of that on cosmetic bullshit? Guess we can't know for sure but hypocrisy is something I hate. People need to unwind and have this getaways during their life... or they'll eventually just, dry up mentally, physically and emotionally down the line. Being happy for someone else is a dying ember nowadays.. like, fudge man. You can spent half a million on someone, and they'll berate you for spending one thousand without them, some people don't deserve what they have =/

@Wemby73

Жыл бұрын

This is almost exclusively American to have children move away and all that but I still agree with e very thing else way too entitled

Story 2: best piece of advice given to me by my mother growing up "DONT COUNT OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY" His kids our grown and he's not obligated to give them shit. Got the wife what she wanted, when she has a little cash she spent it on herself.

@doctordetroit1217

Жыл бұрын

He should have told his wife that she gets the same percentage that he got from her money, zero!

@sarumano884

Жыл бұрын

@@doctordetroit1217 Good luck to OP with that answer!

@Kyotopearl

Жыл бұрын

About the guy who won the money…that’s HIS money and he can spend it however he likes. His kids are grown and a lot of times the parents give their kids a better head start in life then they ever got in the first place. Their lives are just starting. They have more opportunity to go see the world then he does and he might not get this chance ever again. His daughter is going to have a well paying job PLUS everything (split with the brother) when the parents die in the end anyway. She will be ALRIGHT. She’s an adult. Adults pay their own debts!

@anapellegrini1764

Жыл бұрын

he is. We didin't ask to be born. YOU as parents decide that. In this modern era just being 18 doesnpt grant you a future. PARENTS SHOULD be responsabile for paying for your college too, if you want to persue an education. We didn't ask to be born. We don't deserve the US college fucked up system. We don't deserve to be in debt for the resg of our lifes, trying to have a career or persuing our pasions just because you decided you didn't want to wear a condom

@IM_KITTEN_

Жыл бұрын

facts yo

Story 2, I would never dare to tell my parents how to spend their money unless they were financially dependent on me. Honestly, if it is life dream of the op to have this huge trip, he should go for it. There is no life and death situation in the family such as someone needing money for urgent medical care (the daughter just doesn't want to pay for a debt that she chose to sign up for) so I fail to see why the op is neglecting his family duties.

No the lady expecting me to pay for $24 0 years worth of food was a jerk and especially expecting somebody to buy cigarettes to support your bad habit that's uncalled for

@Yuna93284

Жыл бұрын

My family usually spends $130 ish USD when groceries shopping. About half of what the lady had bought in Euros

@chopmoosey17

Жыл бұрын

@@bloodbonnieking they're probably pretending to be the op in that story

@wanderingpenguin6705

Жыл бұрын

I would have got rid of the cigarettes, coffee and shampoo and only let her buy the basic food stuff, limit of £50-75

Story two: HE spent 50 bucks for lottery tickets. HE won the 50,000. HE bought his wife a car. HE offered to give his daughter 10,000 for student loans. HE is framed as the bad guy for wanting a vacation? He is not the jerk, his wife and child are.

@whitlong4653

Жыл бұрын

completely agree

@kittyazzzie9463

Жыл бұрын

100% agree, he won the money, he had a dream of an expensive vacation, he got the chance, HES GOING TO DO IT.

@keithmars1118

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and the son would've had the same situation as the daughter if he didn't have the scholarship (assuming that's the 10,000 dollars that she paid off ) so that's not really giving him more money that's just giving him the promised amount

@ecernosoft3096

Жыл бұрын

RIP his record....

@bosoxno201

Жыл бұрын

Agree. They're entitlement justifies his desire to have an extended-isolated vacation.

Jeez. The story with OP winning the money from tickets kinda has me sick. He already is putting 10K towards her education (the same amount he put towards his son). His son earned a scholarship, which is why the money went farther. She decided to go somewhere for prestige over price, without having a scholarship to help. The debt she has after the 10K help is her choice, honestly, not OPs problem. And the fact that his wife is claiming he’s using all the money for himself, whe she got a pretty decent percentage of it for her car, and blew 5K on cosmetic surgery, while he’s still setting some aside, and is planning the first vacation for himself that doesn’t focus on his kids is, really selfish. Not divorce/broken family worthy, but he definitely needs to keep his finances separate for their personal desires if they are going to act like this when he wants to do something for himself after helping them both out already.

@Gamebro3844

Жыл бұрын

Honestly? I found the story kind of conflicting. At first I'm like "Yeah, no. The guy is definitely the jerk for using his momey to afford himself a vacation." Then he said that he put 5K toward his wife's car and put some money in for his kids college tuition. Then I'm like "Nevermind. His wife and daughter are being spoiled entitled jerks here." That being said, I agree with your comment 110%. That man won that money fair and square. And his wife and daughter are trying to guilt him into giving them more. And...yeah. The wife saying her husband is being selfish is RICH, considering she spent a lofty inheritance for the sake of her own vanity. Talk about blatant hypocrisy.

@clarky23

Жыл бұрын

my thought was if she's graduating from Dartmouth and ONLY $25,000 IN DEBT, then she must have had some good scholarships herself and this even further shows how ungrateful and ENTITLED she is on what she's already received in life.

@persephonegreen199x6

Жыл бұрын

And if it was OP's wife who won the money then I highly doubt she would give anything to OP.

@thedevilsworkshop7720

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist , she uses this as an excuse to cheat on him while he is away . This man had better Bangkok in Thailand or I will be dissapointed in him .

Story 3 For everyone that is saying that it’s ops fault for saying that he would pay. 1. You do not take advantage of anyone that is willing to help you. 2. You will At least always, get one person that will , try and get as much out of you as they can.

Story 1: My Wife is often mistaken as well when buying in pharmacies before going home as she was working also in a hospital as a therapist/psychologist but didn't escalated like those entitled mother and son. Story 2: Since the daughter is an adult she doesn't have any say on how her father wants spend his money as it will be unfair to the son and the daughter was given to see her options for her college as she still pushed through her decision so nothing wrong with OP not giving her any money. Then the OP going for a vacation with her wife with their children already are adults so they have no obligations beyond what was said, nothing wrong there and he already bought a new car for his wife

Story 2: Dad gave her the money he promised. Daughter is being an ass and my man deserves his vacation. Wife got around a quarter of the money and is getting a vacation too so she needs to shut it

The first story is gross. He isn't exactly the jerk, but sneezing on people? That makes you needing to go to bed. I hope the OP gets rest.

for the story asking the op to buy her stuff, my dad told me that it was a common scam in some places where they say they need food to feed their kids, but buy the most expensive stuff in the stores, put you in a awkward situation and make you pay, then once you are gone they sell it for a cheaper price to make money. I don't know if this was the case for the op but if I was them I would start crying too

I am JUST old enough to have dealt with a party line when I was a kid. And yes, we had a neighbor lady who would eavesdrop on everyone's phone calls. Until my aunt got fed up and arranged to have her boyfriend call and she started talking about what she was wearing and what they were going to do when they saw each other again. The old neighbor lady screamed to get Grandma on the phone. When she did Grandma listened for a couple seconds, then asked "why are you listening to her conversation anyway?" The woman hung up, came to the house and started yelling on how we were all going to burn in Hell. LOL Fun times, I was like seven or eight at the time.

that first story op attacking with a sneeze was the best shit I ever read in this channel

I financially struggle. And I am so sick of other people thinking they're entitled to other people's money and things.

The daughter sounds entitled to me

@ColeKeleher

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

His money his choice any time someone finds out you have money all of a sudden they think they're entitled to a share of it if they would've won the money what would they have done with it

so the dude just invented a less deadly version of a Flamethrower... it's the Phlegmthrower!

For the last story, for some reason my parents phone number was the same as the local pastor (evangelical priest), so when we answered we mention that it was the wrong number, but when my dad answered, he personificates the pastor and started giving crazy advices and lectures to the people 😅

@JamesDavy2009

Жыл бұрын

LOL

Bro ain't no way someone is gonna pressure me into giving them money by saying I'm a "bad samaritan" I would just agree 😂

Story 1: HILARIOUS. the dry retching part got me laughing my ass off.

I saw the title and my brain went wild wanting to know the story

Honestly great stories every story is interesting in its own way

Yeah I would say "Please let me go & step away from me before I start to fire my sneezes for 5 full minutes if you do not hear me the first time I would use my nose."

Story #4 - Pretty damned sure party lines went extinct LONG before answering machines were even invented

Merry Christmas

@GODZILLAX9654

Жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas

@pokemonmatser7071

Жыл бұрын

And to all a good night

@Frxgzfn7

Жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas to you to

Merry Christmas and holidays everyone

Me in class. I’ve got both headache problems (migraines that I found out this year. Water don’t help.), and sneeze at almost at the worst times. In the middle of a lesson, I just let out a loud one, didn’t expect it. Heard one bless you before the lesson continued cause I had disrupted the class for a moment

If you win the lottery, tell no one. Not even your loved ones. Everyone will have a plan for your money that doesn’t involve you. Party lines - this completely explains why my 84 yr old grandmother thinks “that b**ch” keeps picking up the phone and listening to her calls. Will have to tell mom about this.

Busted out laughing at the flu story Hoping mom and son got a severe case of it lol

LMAO the “BOB DO SOMETHING” referance is so accurate😂😂

Merry Christmas Love You!

I was happy to see Stray in the background, very entertaining👍

Stray is such a cute game. I can't help but "aww" every time I see footage of it :)

Story 2. He has the right to have fun as well with his own money

you should call the police on karen and her son for assault and harassment.

bro most of these story's always are juicy

Story one. I have gone into stores many times and have been asked by customers if I work there. Lol. I usually would say." So sorry I don't work here" and ppl would normally reply back with a sorry as well. Even I have asked other ppl the same question at times. Lol. It's always good to ask a question first b4 making assumptions. Lol

I love that you're playing Stray

Merry Christmas ⛄🎄

The last story, in-between the time of a single line running in rural areas, and private lines, there was the party line option. It was cheaper than a private line, and you shared it with several neighbors. But when someone dialed your phone number, only your house rang. But if two people were talking when you picked up the phone, you couldn't dial out until they hung up. Everyone in my family had a private line, because one of my aunts worked at the phone company. However if enough birds were sitting on the same phone line and it touched a party line, you could listen in on other people talking. I was four years old staying at my aunt's house so my grandmother could take care of me. I was board and was playing with the phone, no toys at my aunt's house. I picked up the phone and heard two women talking. Grandmother caught me, asked what I was doing, and said listening to the party line. We don't have a party line. I handed her the phone, she listened for a few seconds, recognized the neighbors and hung up. I was then explained that listening in on other people's conversations was rude, and never to do that again. But why were they on our phone then? She told my aunt when she got home from work. Back then you could usually only get the gossiping women off the phone to get a call out if you told them it was an emergency. They'd hang up, then pick up the phone to see who you called. Lot's of people with party lines listened in on other people's calls. Don't gossip anything you wouldn't say to their face, because they might be listening. 🤭 That's what growing up in the 1960's was like. I don't remember when they did away with party lines. I remember when we moved to Florida in 1974, there wasn't an option for a party line. It was a listed number, or an unlisted number. I remember when Ma Bell broke up too. They had a monopoly, and the government said they couldn't do that anymore, the market needed to be opened up for competition. But Ma Bell paid for all of the phone lines that were out there. Telephones have come a long way in my lifetime. My Great-grandmother had an old hand crank phone still on the wall when I was a child; the original phones. ☎️📟📱. 👵☮️🖖

Story #3 - Luckily, even with my anxiety, tricks like that don't work on me. I just get ticked off

Lottery winner: Are you an adult? Are your bills paid? Ok then...Bon Voyage!!

On that last story. I have a habit of answering "Star Fleet Command. San Francisco "

Story 1: That attack gave the opponents nausea effect and poison effect for 5-10 seconds

In the story 1 i hate how extremely vividly and detailed my brain builded the disgusting image

The op from story 1 is certified war criminal

Simple solution to the lottery story. "I tell you what, we can call your brother up, and YOU can convince him why you deserve more money than him."

I don't remember using party lines (though I know what they are), but I do remember "Get off the computer, I need to make a phone call." 😅

Ha I remember the other Pharmacy story you mentioned I like that one

For the first story, revenge is a dish best served with a cold 😊

My parents used to take separate vacations, dad went hunting and mom visited her best friend. They needed time apart, they are individuals. My parents were married 63 years. It is money HE WON. He gave everyone a slice but what is wrong with spending it on his dream, Nothing. His family is greedy and selfish.

Snotty behavior deserves a snotty rebuke.

Story 2; At least he paid something. My parents where of the types of if you want it you have to get it yourself. Even if they had it to help out they would say, "No we made our's time for you to make your's." Not saying they wouldn't help if we needed it just if we wanted anything like a car or going to college we had to find a way to pay for it.

In story 2, did he actually go? The dates he said he was going coincide with the time the virus was blowing up around the area he wanted to go.

Story 2- He got the lottery. No one is entitled to HIS money. They should've gotten a winning ticket instead

Bro that first story was insane I would totally do that lmao

last story: I'm too young to have similar story, but my dad told me story about how whenever he picked up the phone he said: "Hello, airship rental. How can I help you?" which was complete bs, but once his aunt called and he picked up the phone and told the mentioned line. She believed him, apologized and hung up. Then his uncle called and he got scolded. I think it was funny and my dad laghts too when he tells this story

Yep, I grew up with a " Party Line" telephone. Just 2 of us on the line. Hopps and us. Unfortunately our neighbor, Janet Hopp, was a " KAREN". That was an unknown term then, this was back in the 70's. She ALWAYS listened in! Unfortunately nothing could be done against her, she was the boss's wife

Bro I died laughing at the first one

That scammer should have been banned from the store

My Dad's apartment had an unfortunate number. As I figure it, the ferry corporation's information and reservation number was XXX-7000 or something. BUT, because multiple calls at one time for the huge ferry system were the norm, they also owned 7001, 7002, 7003, etc., and enquiry calls to 7000 would automatically get kicked up to the next open line. Unfortunately, Dad had 7010, which the ferries did *not* own, but on extremely busy days, he'd get calls from people wanting to know when the next sailing out of Horseshoe Bay was and such. Dad got really frustrated during the summer season when his phone would ring off the hook and no one thought it odd that the ferries' official line would answer with "Hello?" One day he'd had enough and told the next caller: "Didn't you hear? The ferry workers went on strike this morning!" The caller reacted with anguish and hung up. I was appalled when Dad related this to me in amusement. What if the poor guy went and told his kids their holiday on the Island was off? Or cancelled reservations somewhere? Dad shrugged and figured the guy would learn the truth soon enough, but I thought it was pretty callous!

As far as the issue about wrong phone numbers, I have two different instances that come to mind. I got my first cellphone in 2001, and the very first call I got was a wrong number. Curiously, about a year later, the same person called my phone by mistake again. Another instance was in 2002 when a call came in on our home phone, and I answered, and of course told the person they had the wrong number. They call back barely a minute later, and this time they told me what phone number they were trying to call, ending in 3261, and I told them they had called a number ending in 3251.

Story 1: Jerk. I know it was self defense, but infecting someone else on purpose is not something that is supposed to happen, and it can spread to even more people

@vincentlucario5450

Жыл бұрын

He tried to sneeze in his arm, lady refused to let that happen

13:09 Dude obviously doesn’t know what moral dessert is 💀

Ok, whenever I get a bagger for money. I tell them I'm a collegue student, than cound down what I pay /per month and tell them what I can afford for them. They usually leave at the first two sentences. Also my way is to point out mistakes in their asking. I had these two case. 1. A man wanted to travel and itt happened to be the same location where I travel sometimes (friend's place). So I pointed out how much I pay as a student through the travel app and it's just 45% of the total. 2. A woman wanting to go 1st of november on Sunday to a bakery at 19:00. I pointed out in this country everything closes at latest 15:00 on Sunday's and also it's a holiday. I no I could turn them down with a simple no, but if they come to me with a made up story, at least they could make a good one.

Stray in the background 😀😀😀 Story 1 at the start: 😭😭😭

I knew this story will get spicy the moment it said "Biological warfare".

Years ago, I went to the grocery store on my way to go hang out with people. It was summer and I was wearing black overall shorts, fishnet stockings, a thin strapped tank top, and my black combat boots. (It looked cuter than it sounds 😂). Anyway, I had an old woman come up to me and ask me where something was. I turned and looked at her and looked down at myself, then back to her and said "I don't work here". Another time, similar outfit, I was in the grocery store and an older couple and I were in the same aisle. I had to bend down to grab something and I heard the man audibly gasp and I laughed in my head, but his wife yells at him then tells me with an attitude "you really shouldn't dress like that, you're being ignorant to other women when their husband's have to look at you." I told her, "they don't have to look at me, they could be looking at you. I think it says more about you than me that you're mad at what I'm wearing".

$240 for someone else’s food and stuff? Hell no plus she was so freaking rude for just disappearing she probably did that a lot so she got so used to it😕

One time I tried to call my mum but ended up callin a old man back then I was 7 or 8 because the numbers were so similar

Oooh, you're playing Stray, cool!

When I saw the title I thought to myself that he used mustard gas or chlorine gas on to their house as revenge

That old women took advantage.

Revenge is a dish best served WITH a cold

Story #2, No one helped me with college. Yes my told me that he would pay for it, but when it came time he refused to even help me with gas money. I took out student loans, got my degree and paid them off.

i always sneeze openly cause for some reason my sneezes are violent and body attempts to go fetal. almost headbutted my knee once.

BOB DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!😂

Last story: someone once called me thinking I was EE

Story ones revenge was a bit extreme but not a jerk because op told the old lady and son multiple times “I don’t work here” yet they ignored him.

Story 2: my dad would always tell me that if I wanted to be rich and do whatever I want with my money to never have kids

More!!

I imagined it kind of like pokemon old lady: go son use punch op: sneeze attack

@tailedflash

Жыл бұрын

the firs story

This is on auto play and i only heard the first half and i was like WhAt????

Story 1: it's so funny and yet so gross and no, the OP is not the jerk there. But the Karen's son is

I love that cat! 😻😻

I love your sroris

Wildest first 10 seconds

Going to college is a choice, your not forced to go to college

Damn and I thought my sneezes were of the Chernobyl level biohazards...

Love the overwatch reference of Ashe

0:01 that opening fucking shocked me but after watching it I understood😅

Last story .. my parents call that way back in the mid 700's "Party lines" my big bro usually sits on a desk w/ a transistor radio and plays to call my aunts and when he encounters voices along the convo he turns on the radio to annoy the callers .. then came the 90's some call this as " crossline" most teens are bored they use lines like this like a chatroom someone will dial a certain number as it rings you will hear people giving their own landline numbers so they can have a personal talk and others you can stay on the line and talk trash on the crossliners

Oh no 😬

Sometimes, there are exceptions for bio warfare. This was one of them.

In story 3 €240 equals $255.03 or £211.22 would you spend it on a stranger

They have no right to grab/touch you and put you in an awkward prone state, so they kinda got what was coming to them for 1 grabbing you and 2 not accepting your claim to not be an employee that 1 they should never have grabbed no matter

In terms of a vacation, me and my wife have to re-do our honeymoon (was ruined by COVID). On the CHEAP side of things I have calculated we will need AUD$30,000 just to go to Orlando (flights from Australia) for 3 weeks, so I do not think $25,000 (I'm assuming USD$) is that outlandish. I also think he has spent enough on his family for him to want to spend the money on himself, as he won that money fairly and nobody should have any input on what to do with it and they are just being entitled.

I did not expect the BOB, DO SOMETHING!

@spencerhouse-qh8nm

4 ай бұрын

(I am a BIG overwatch fan)