Jydge, Jyry & Execytioner

@RubberyCat

6 жыл бұрын

*Jyru ^_^

@klappstuhl4370

6 жыл бұрын

Dysmys'd

@DrTssha

6 жыл бұрын

Oh good, someone who realizes it's not replace every vowel with a y, but only the u. I was starting to lose faith in hymanity before I spotted yoy.

@facefister69

6 жыл бұрын

We need to stick together, there aren't many of ys

@RokushoTheRavager

6 жыл бұрын

Glad yoy gys understood it properly now let ys ynite.

So let me get this straight... you go to a bank to kill the robbers... and then loot the bank. Jystice!

@firstnamelastname-oy7es

6 жыл бұрын

The real criminals are the bank. Make it illegal to burn money, but they print billions extra every year to make us all worth less.

@beardedmisfits765

6 жыл бұрын

I make a silly joke, and you try to politicize it. Really? Dude it's KZread... even if you crafted the best argument in the world, nobody cares.

@silent_stalker3687

6 жыл бұрын

I care.

@firstnamelastname-oy7es

6 жыл бұрын

It was meant to be a joke, but it struck a nerve with you for some reason. I guess monetary policy is one of your hot buttons. Also, I disagree with your assessment of the youtube community's detachment with the world, I have interacted with tons of caring and passionate users from all walks of life and beliefs on this website. Perhaps you hang out with the wrong crowd?

@DeathBringer769

6 жыл бұрын

You also save some hosta-jydge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*I AM THE LYW!*

@zenogias01

6 жыл бұрын

So you are Welsh?

@little_isalina

6 жыл бұрын

"You know, I never ynderstood that. Why did you jydge me? Why did you jydge me?" "You kylled ynnocynt peyple!" "A meyns to an ynd!" "You styrted a myssycre!" "I caysed a revolytion!" "YOU BETRYYED THE LYW!!"

@noahfessenden6478

6 жыл бұрын

LYYYWWW!!!!!!

@onetimeanswer

6 жыл бұрын

Um ACTUALLY, it's pronounced: "I AM THE LAYY!"

@uppercutgrandma4425

6 жыл бұрын

Luxra lols, made my day with that one

Another great video from Jym.

The Jymqyisition

@agihammerthief8953

6 жыл бұрын

Hyttin' the jym prytty hyrd

@laggy3099

6 жыл бұрын

BORN DYFFERENT BORN YNNOCENT

@compedycakemine6960

6 жыл бұрын

Fat6amer Evrybydys thynking abyt me. Byt I fyl alryt evrybydys thynking abyt me byt I fyl alryt

@BrickBuster2552

6 жыл бұрын

Y'm Addyctyd ty stryss, thyt's thy wyy thyt Y gyt thyngs dyne Y'f Y'm nyt yndyr pyssyre thyn Y slyyp ty lyng Ynd hyng yroynd lyke y bym Y thynk Y'm goyng nywhyre ynd thyt mykes my nyervoys Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's thynkyng 'boyt my

@zimpenfish

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this just looks like original Beowulf

Jym, in your opnyn, is the character reminiscent of Sylvysr Styllyne, or the more recent Kyrl Yrbun?

@obblivionkr

6 жыл бұрын

Jamie Weir Sylvysr Styllyne would say "Judge" like "Jydge"

@thomaskirkness-little5809

6 жыл бұрын

Yyy spylt 'chyryctyr rymynyscynt' wryng.

@sizzxrk

6 жыл бұрын

Karl Yrbyn.

You know what makes this a great game. HE KEPT THE HELMET ON!! :3

@BrickBuster2552

6 жыл бұрын

Jydge Drydd ys thy kynd yf chyryctyr why dyesn't ryally nyyd ty kyyp thy hylmyt yn YLL thy tyme. Hy jyst dyes synce yt's hys ynyfyrm. Styndyrd prycydyre.

@Codiekitty

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know how to feel that I could actually read that.

@seanwilkinson8696

3 жыл бұрын

@@Codiekitty It's like finding a real Babel Fish, sticking it in your ear, and suddenly gaining the ability to interpret languages, but a few bugs still remain in the procedure; perhaps the Fish had sat out too long and was no longer fresh. "Jydging" by its structure, that sentence could've originally been Welsh, Gaelic, Icelandic, Finnish, Swedish, Inuktituit, or a southern Canadian Aboriginal dialect (Michif, Swampy Cree).

Dredding this review, but it was Judged to be pretty good. I'd rate it a 16 out of 20(years).

@bulletproofblouse

6 жыл бұрын

Yeyrs*

@AshyGr33n

6 жыл бұрын

in isocube

@TheTrueChuster

6 жыл бұрын

Those puns were awful. You're under arrest. 20 years. To the cubes now.

@SerafineSilverstream

6 жыл бұрын

Drydding!

@TerrorBlades

6 жыл бұрын

Its quote the Titan, I think its worth its weight in Cubes.

HYTYLNE MYAMY

@IrLosin

6 жыл бұрын

Is it possible they did this to avoid copyright problems? Not Judge, Jydge.

@waffleless

6 жыл бұрын

You made a major typo and still got over 300 likes.

@Bvggerffpls

6 жыл бұрын

...fyr cysuyls

@Xenibalt

6 жыл бұрын

excypt yoy plyay ays thy pylice

Hotline Mega City 1

Jydge Drydd looks like human mega man with a covering hemlet.

@JimSterling

6 жыл бұрын

Myga Myn.

Just as I was about to comment "GOOD MOANING" Crabtree popped up on screen. Love you Jim!

Ohmy god those upgrades. I love it when upgrades seem to do actually a lot. Like, 50% damage reduction is pretty insane. Hostages have 100x health is also pretty insane it feels like. I hate it when a game's like "yeah we're gonna give you 10% extra damage I guess." It reminds me of Paper Mario. if you can get +1 damage, you have actually doubled your damage. The first upgrade is massive. This game has a good upgryde systym.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

@swguygardner

6 жыл бұрын

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

@TheNN

6 жыл бұрын

The directors of the film hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

@SpoopySquid

6 жыл бұрын

Well played

@theindyguyjc

6 жыл бұрын

a møøse once byt my syster.

@Ranylyn

6 жыл бұрын

*begins building the shrubbery, for it's inevitable need*

Holy shit the "voice acting" is just a text to speech voice

@DeathBringer769

6 жыл бұрын

Mycrosoft Jydge

@cloudwaves1648

6 жыл бұрын

Deathbrewer Jym Styrling

@CantankerousDave

6 жыл бұрын

Reading what appears to be a machine translation. All kinds of article and preposition errors in there. I'm curious what the original language was.

*SKELETYN WARRYORS!*

@kdpiano1104

2 ай бұрын

Are you alive right now ?

I like how Jim saying words wrong sounds like Alan Partridge's South African impression half the time

This game consistently spells "Cuberware" and "Rescye" wrong.

That's not an Egyptian hat, that's a jydge wig.

@reazonozaer

6 жыл бұрын

Sharpice Woods wyg

@Delightfully_Bitchy

6 жыл бұрын

It's a joke, son.

@ortzinator

6 жыл бұрын

Sharpice Woods Don't think that makes it less ridiculous

@DrTssha

6 жыл бұрын

* *shakes head at Dennis Cassidy* * No, it's replace the u with a y, not every vowel. I know Jim Sterling did the joke but to be honest it was kinda cringey. I honestly expected better from Jim.

@reazonozaer

6 жыл бұрын

Jym

Despite the ridiculous use of the letter 'Y', this game genuinely looks like a ton of fun. Sorry... I mean: It looks like a tyn of fyn.

@ortzinator

6 жыл бұрын

Lost in the Warp Pipe The only thing this game has achieved is basic competence

@ItsMatticusFinch

6 жыл бұрын

Blynd Hyro 15 tons!

@ItsMatticusFinch

6 жыл бұрын

Brian Ortiz how silly of me.

@maxpower5452

6 жыл бұрын

Check out "Neon Chrome" the game this is based on

@HeWhoHungers

6 жыл бұрын

Not too ridiculous when you consider the Y was originally the u in the Greek Alphabet. Think that's what they're playing at. But yeah it looks pretty silly.

I was dissappointed that it wasn't "Judge Dredd" enough, no actual investigation, no actual sentencing, but I like the saving the hostages, killing things and certain targets and the upgrades, but I don't see the point in collecting "evidences", I'm not saying it's bad but I think I just got ahead of myself

@sompret

6 жыл бұрын

Just pretend this is a Judge Dredd arcade game from the late 80s or early 90s. They tend to skip a lot of the meat from the source material.

@SkylarkVII

6 жыл бұрын

It's a borderline asset-flip of Neon Chrome...were you expecting effort?

@legion999

6 жыл бұрын

SkylarkVII Leon is right, this is not what an asset flip is. These people are reusing their own assets from neon chrome.

@OperatorVanta

6 жыл бұрын

No actual........ I AM THE LAW

@cernos7230

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think that's asset flip if you used your own assets

I love seeing Jim happy :D

ANOTHER 'ALLO 'ALLO REFERENCE! Jim be praised.

@kdpiano1104

2 ай бұрын

Are you alive right now ?

They spelled Aygmentations wrong.

Jym Styrlyng back at yt agayn wyth a nyw vydeo.

It's been a while since i've seen Jym play a game that actually looked fun.

Jyzz

@dreammfyre

6 жыл бұрын

Jyzz Thy JydgeRybbyt

@CarozQH

6 жыл бұрын

Jyzzpynk?

@malango255

6 жыл бұрын

juzz

@SecretAgentYaya

6 жыл бұрын

I also love me some jazz.

@Volcanic_Rave

6 жыл бұрын

Ya like jyzz?

JUDGE FUDGE!

@HumanisticJones

6 жыл бұрын

He's just too busy bein' delicious.

@Flipindabird23

6 жыл бұрын

BaronVonHaggis stop! in the name of high fructose corn syrup.

@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece

6 жыл бұрын

Did yoy meyn Jydge Fydge?

This game looks good. Great vid Jim.

YOU BYTRYYED THY LYW

This was hilarious! And even better it looks like a decently fun game.

It's just Neon Chrome 1.5.

@lilliputmoss

6 жыл бұрын

It looks almost exactly the same.

@WaveGazer

6 жыл бұрын

They also made another game that also looks like Neon Chrome. These guys gotta learn how to make other kinds of games.

@YOUlickLIDkid

6 жыл бұрын

They made 2 games 4 price of 1

@gastchannel

6 жыл бұрын

Same assets, same-ish gameplay, different premise. They had a 40% discount for Neon Chrome owners, so that's alryght by me.

@kmir1791

6 жыл бұрын

Neyn Crhyme 1.Y

3:14 "Jydge Drydd didn't have one of them, he didn't have a gyvle" That's because he didn't gyvle a fyck -waits for impending torrent of boos, and hate-

@Volcanic_Rave

6 жыл бұрын

I like bad puns. Not like there's such things as good puns. No hate here.

@Ranylyn

6 жыл бұрын

We won't Jydge for the qyality of those pyns.

@MelMelodyWerner

6 жыл бұрын

I hyte you :p

I found myself trying to pronounce the alert in Welsh when it came through.

You're on a roll with the punny titles, Jim.

I'm loving how much you've been referencing 'Allo 'Allo lately. Please keep doing it.

Here's y TV thyt looks like yn ypple

@ColonelRPG

6 жыл бұрын

SKYLETYN WYRRYORS!

@Ranylyn

6 жыл бұрын

Life's gyd... when you're a TV that looks like an anime fyn on prym night.

Thank god for Jim Fycking Sterling, Son.

This was actually surprisingly funny. Congratulations.

Thank you just saw this on steam and was wondering about it

having fun in a game is really the only measure that matters

"Prepare to be jydged! You're about to be shit by a gyn!" Priceless :D

This and ROAD REDEMPTION both look pretty cool. Nice to see Jim review some GOOD indy games for once.

Wait, this is just Neon Chrome with a reskin. Literally, even all the icons are the same.

@toomanyaccounts

6 жыл бұрын

it says from the neon chrome universe at the start. lyran to ryad.

@d00mf1sh

6 жыл бұрын

I was noticing that myself! Glad to see at least one other persons played that. Still, its annoying that wasnt touched on in the vid.

@kuanlee6294

6 жыл бұрын

Greg Mellander Neon Chrome is much better. Despite looking similar they feel very different.

This looks really good. I liked Neon Chrome, But it had some issues definitely. This looks like it’s fixed most of them. So good on them, I’ll be picking this up

Its always nyce to see Jym play a gyme he lykes.

6:22 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am STYCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOY!

Being jydge, jyry and exycutionyr is a lot of responsibility. Glad Jim is taking it seriously.

I ynjoyed watchyng thys vydeo

Another great vydeo from Jym Sterling.

@kdpiano1104

2 ай бұрын

Are you alive right now ? and how old are you?

I live in Australia. Thank you for pronouncing Judge Dredd correctly.

Every time Judge Dredd says "LAW" cut in an edited version of the aliens from Toy Story to say "Oooohhh, The LAW!"

I'm happy that 10 tons are still going strong. Crimsonland is a real classic

If you think you saying "Jydge!" in an insistent voice is ever going to get old, you underestimate your audience, Jim.

This actually looks entertaining as hell

IMPERSONATING A JYDGE, SENTENCE IS LIFE IN A ISO CUBE

@ColonelRPG

6 жыл бұрын

Iso Cybe.

@Flood520

6 жыл бұрын

Ysy Cyby

@RokushoTheRavager

6 жыл бұрын

Flood520 Ok that just looks plain stupid

That subtle reference to your recent Duke of H'ardcore episode, nyce

This actually looks fun to play. :D

You had me at "Crabtree - The video game".

There was a Flanders Residence in that mission: now I'm picturing Rod and Todd finally losing their shit and killing Ned for forcing them to listen to Rev Lovejoy talking bollocks for all those years....

Jydge jydys new season has change qyite alot

In the distance future, the apocalypse wiped out most of our vowels, forcing the survivors to insert Ys within the rubble of former letters.

That Allo! Allo! reference. Nice one!

I had to pause at "Tutenhaumun making snow angels" very nice xD

It's New Zealand accent today here on Jimpressions...

fynniest video ever! Gr8 video m8!

Jim's narration in this video makes him sound like Ray Comfort.

This game looks exactly as one recent Humble Bundle game, Neon Chrome. :D Hyrryy, assyt-flyppyng!

So it turns out I can rely on Jim, when it comes to 'Allo 'Allo references. Beautiful.

TWENTY YEARS!

holy crap! Jim got to play a good game!

It's a good thing you stopped those bank robbers, so you could take all the moneys

Holy shyt, the dylogue of this gyme is all tyxt-to-spyych!!!

It's basically a short, heavily padded version of Neon Chrome. 18 handcrafted missions that can each be completed in under half a minute.

We need more games like this. With even more ys.

My u are making me choke everytime u said "jyyyydge" lol

Hermit crab chirp was gold! Bravo

Any video with allo allo references gets my upvote

@oldmansharples9700

6 жыл бұрын

*ypvote

Downloading now!

Cool little game.

Jydge, Jyri and Execytioner

I jumped back in after stopping to go do something and forgot about the whole "Y" thing. You were talking about firing a rocket. But now im picturing a gun that fires rickets at people.

8:00 "Oh, he´s coming." Justice I suspected."

allo' allo' ! I'll just stop these thieves by stealing the stuff instead of them. Not sure why they were hiding knackwurst sausages in safes though.

800 myllion pyple lyving in the ryins of the old world, and the myga stryctyres of the new one

So good, and without jyggling even.

Looks like a fun game.

HAHAHAHA Tootinkahmoon making snow angles.. that broke me.

This vydeo was hylarious.

Jokes aside, Neon Chrome was pretty good for a small indie roguelike, so this should be at the same level. Might pick this yp.

He mentioned ello ello, fan for life jim.

Nothing says quality like text to speech voice overs!

The IGN Game Scoop podcast had a ball with this game's name yesterday.

10/10 for the Allo Allo reference. RIP Gorden Kaye.

The deliberate mispronunciation had me laughing the entire time. Mostly because it shouldn't have been that natural.

would love to be Jim's neighbour, waking up to "JYDGE!!" (16:30) on a random friday morning

Jim is slowly becoming like Tear of Grace I'm okay with that

I loved Neon Chrome so this was an instant buy for me.

I'm almost disappointed there wasn't a name your Jydge element if only because we all know JYDGE CHYNGYS would fit perfectly... As well as sound like saying it with a gob-stopper in your mouth.

Jim Sterling, the game critic and God, is actually a French WWII gendarme... who is actually a British SOE operator. Thank Gid for hüm.