It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect

@RTU130

Жыл бұрын

Ye

@ZarisWhiteFoot

Жыл бұрын

I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

@hwelse

Жыл бұрын

Y'know, I disagree. The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex. I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

@justaguywholikesdoujins566

Жыл бұрын

@@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

@waffler-yz3gw

Жыл бұрын

i think that's how it was intended in the manga

Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line The entire color palette of JoJoverse: Its time to get funky

@AxeCatcher

4 жыл бұрын

I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

@tonytonychopper999

4 жыл бұрын

The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

@BigViskus

4 жыл бұрын

Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

@shikipatche

4 жыл бұрын

The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

@Larc560

4 жыл бұрын

Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.

@lonttugamer2939

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

@cj_ridz1515

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

@diegomedina9637

3 жыл бұрын

Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

@MrOof-ob8uw

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegomedina9637 NANO MACHINES, SON! W- WHAT THE HELL?!

Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"

@tw1ck487

2 жыл бұрын

I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

@siestaaaa8607

2 жыл бұрын

I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

@urushihara_

2 жыл бұрын

@@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

@boreasthehero

2 жыл бұрын

I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

2 жыл бұрын

I wish old Joseph ke- AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability

@GreenHairedKaiba

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao headcanon now

@marwan4358

2 жыл бұрын

*Hermit Purple Intensifies*

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

What a plot twist

@josephjoestar324

2 жыл бұрын

Tomokazu sugita legendary va

@luigio8484

2 жыл бұрын

this is the best fucking take of them all

Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair. Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.

@M4x_P0w3r

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke: All of the above Giorno: Death by piano

@tanall5959

4 жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

@M4x_P0w3r

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

@DioBrando-qi9so

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

@sgyt1264

4 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando yep...and that is RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Joseph then: Next you'll say... Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD

@kirby3781

4 жыл бұрын

Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

@josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451

4 жыл бұрын

@@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

@JAYREMYhlgs

4 жыл бұрын

Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

@chinesefood7350

4 жыл бұрын

@@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

@BabuBabu-ip6oh

4 жыл бұрын

Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph? joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later

@Bigburton3

2 жыл бұрын

Afganistan be like

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@elaina2047

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban be like:

@manuelacuna4188

2 жыл бұрын

So f*ing underrated

@heheheha4132

2 жыл бұрын

10 minutes later : *"NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY"*

Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series

@josephjoestar9038

2 жыл бұрын

why thank u

@jrozlie2280

2 жыл бұрын

And he made The manga brothers funny too

@goldenyuri3556

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

@mr.trophy0912

2 жыл бұрын

@@jrozlie2280 lol

@jrozlie2280

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldenyuri3556 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator

@misterl1668

4 жыл бұрын

The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

@theyousefsecondone1257

4 жыл бұрын

@@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

@h0bbylessperson59

4 жыл бұрын

and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

@EliteSurvive

4 жыл бұрын

The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

@somethingiwillremember1239

4 жыл бұрын

@@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared

@SuperDababy2

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

@adriel7657

3 жыл бұрын

your next line is "wamuu joestar"

@ohno3736

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

@yournextlineis964

3 жыл бұрын

@@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

@adriel7657

3 жыл бұрын

@@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

An idea I remember hearing from some of the more old-school JoJo fans is that, since Joseph is British, he would read comics from left to right, but manga is, naturally, written right to left. So in the manga, he's actually reading what his opponent says before they actually say it, and that's why he's able to do this trick.

@ProfessorWeird

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@rainfyre2694

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

@stillzeuvermensch7646

Жыл бұрын

HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

@buddermonger2000

Жыл бұрын

I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

@princenobody5595

Жыл бұрын

@@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

Joseph: Your next line is... Esidisi: _no u_ Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*

@TheGuy64_YT

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

@viktorayy

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

@bluebeka2458

4 жыл бұрын

Image something like: Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..." Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

@mudalad1215

4 жыл бұрын

Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

@phoenixgamer10gaming18

4 жыл бұрын

viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

Joeseph : Your next line is ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*

@sulaimanmhashim

3 жыл бұрын

You dare use my own spell against me, potter

@truetry

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO AC/DC XD

@caretotryagain4180

3 жыл бұрын

@@truetry Yup, those writers sure do love rock bands Zeppeli/Led Zeppelin Esidisi/ACDC

@nowanimportant8887

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph a little later: NO U

@yournextlineis964

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is

@jiffy6969

2 жыл бұрын

Kira is better I'd say

@frank8917

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiffy6969 how about no

@jiffy6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@frank8917 Sure

@frank8917

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke "You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"

@hypercommand8778

3 жыл бұрын

Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!! (Gasp)

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

3 жыл бұрын

@@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

@Shrek_Iguess

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

@Yanj1bo1

2 жыл бұрын

Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo" Joseph:Nigerundayo!

@HarshitSharma-vx1ne

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

Next, you're gonna say 'Za Warudo'. "Za Warudo!" *dies*

@wolfkiller3298

4 жыл бұрын

ZA HANDO

@AzeraCD

4 жыл бұрын

Your gonna bite za dusto

@JAYREMYhlgs

4 жыл бұрын

H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you

@falsifo7060

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo! Joseph:NAni you used an word

@hittman_mike674

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfkiller3298 b

Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me! Esidisi: *_Observe._*

@watchyojet1358

5 жыл бұрын

I think it should be the other way around

@mihaiioc.3809

5 жыл бұрын

@X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

@quagnam438

5 жыл бұрын

@X4TERUMI why not lol

@darthrevan8737

4 жыл бұрын

Sbeve

@indomie177

4 жыл бұрын

Epitaph : Observe

I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.

@jerry5876

Жыл бұрын

80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

@mundano2479

Жыл бұрын

@@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

@milkymace9502

Жыл бұрын

The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

@scaramouche2618

Жыл бұрын

And lucky bastard tbh lol

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

Жыл бұрын

@@mundano2479 except Jonathan

Your next line is "part 6 has been officially announced"

@joelgamersonic6450

3 жыл бұрын

Part 6 has been officially announced Whoa what?

@eri4392

3 жыл бұрын

Yay

@Hehe-ib9ys

3 жыл бұрын

Part 6 has been officially announced BA-BAKANA!!!!!!!!

@MrDibara

3 жыл бұрын

Part 6 has been officially announced. *(!) **_GASP_*

@Spower2.0

3 жыл бұрын

Part 6 has been officially announced *NANI!?*

I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.

@wanfahim3583

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

@blxoom

5 жыл бұрын

0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

@Aflay1

5 жыл бұрын

1:38 [Even himself] 2:21

@JayDay013

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

@plague6566

5 жыл бұрын

@@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form

@user-fc6wh8pg1n

4 жыл бұрын

?

@PF10yt

4 жыл бұрын

How?

@theguythatasked6400

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@justinelledge326

4 жыл бұрын

*WOKE*

@sergioambriz9338

4 жыл бұрын

How exactly can someone explain

To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD

@codetriangle4164

3 жыл бұрын

For me he is the best one

@wildeskompositum9556

3 жыл бұрын

@@codetriangle4164 nah thats Jonathan

@codetriangle4164

3 жыл бұрын

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah

@coolwhip310

Жыл бұрын

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah joseph is better

@haze3827

Жыл бұрын

​@@wildeskompositum9556 he said "for me"

3:36 “I plan everything!” *So Josuke was planned right?*

@jotarokujo9984

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Balls242

2 жыл бұрын

I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

@islam.peachfull

2 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnnn

@whimsicalchronicles8798

26 күн бұрын

@@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy

@rexhepmuaremi3328

4 жыл бұрын

Shame

@sketcher4362

4 жыл бұрын

@@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

@pat7370

4 жыл бұрын

@@sketcher4362 No, shame

@sketcher4362

4 жыл бұрын

@@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

@g-money-money

4 жыл бұрын

Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!" old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD

@jaredsamples6969

8 жыл бұрын

SANADA BEEITCH!!

@SovietJazzLord

8 жыл бұрын

NANI !?

@whoareyou5077

8 жыл бұрын

HORY SHETTT

@ButtonMasherReal

8 жыл бұрын

"OH NO!" "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'" "OH MY GOD!" "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'" "HOLY SHIT!"

@scoutkirby144

7 жыл бұрын

"And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'" "SON OF A BITCH!"

I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.

@TheTakato122

Жыл бұрын

Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

@BayesianBeing

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

@omkarpatole9013

Жыл бұрын

You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

@Lambent_Omega

10 ай бұрын

At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

@lpfan4491

2 ай бұрын

Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

He mastered the first step of combat psychology.

@philipbushby9462

2 жыл бұрын

What is it?

@jellymatsuryuka6853

Жыл бұрын

@@philipbushby9462 confusion at it's best

@TheNightmareTroll

Жыл бұрын

Get in your opponent’s mind

Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.

@shaleqsandre9733

5 жыл бұрын

Jojo is Aizen

@tyrrellgilmore

5 жыл бұрын

I chuckled

@omkarshirgaonkar9800

5 жыл бұрын

@@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

@faceless6822

5 жыл бұрын

999 likes 👀

@cort_ex1365

5 жыл бұрын

@@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

This just proves Joseph has the script

@Squibob

3 жыл бұрын

apparently so did esidisi for a litte

@wally9998

3 жыл бұрын

* wrote the script

@arc931

3 жыл бұрын

Esidisi as well

@wally9998

3 жыл бұрын

Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

@ratplayingaflute9932

3 жыл бұрын

I am a rat playing a flute

Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.

I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights. That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P

When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:

@AhmedEx1.

4 жыл бұрын

Your next line is why did you comment this

@dantelawrence4676

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you com- NANI!?

@roofs817

4 жыл бұрын

Your next line is: this makes sense

@roofs817

4 жыл бұрын

yahvko Tell me why

@EZDENT00

4 жыл бұрын

@@roofs817 korega requiem da

Joseph vs Joseph Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

@justanothercommentercarryo8367

4 жыл бұрын

This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

@jakeken8110

4 жыл бұрын

He knows too much, we must capture immediately

@Xidphel

4 жыл бұрын

Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

@rabburtt1841

4 жыл бұрын

@@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

@krel7160

4 жыл бұрын

All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off. Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair Giorno: tell them you have a dream.

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@elaina2047

2 жыл бұрын

Giorno: You will never reach the truth

@frank8917

2 жыл бұрын

And the other 3?

@rapraptan8084

2 жыл бұрын

@@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them Johnny: "Jesus told me" I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

@lubu682

2 жыл бұрын

@@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_ _arigato... gyro_

2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂

Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce. Suzi Q: -.- Joseph: WAIT...!

@shaderu3402

5 жыл бұрын

Big oof

@superanimeniac

5 жыл бұрын

to be fair, she had ONE JOB

@mearbye

5 жыл бұрын

OOF

@HeavySandvichGuy1

5 жыл бұрын

*your

@Mrhydee

4 жыл бұрын

MASSIVE OOF

I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this Joseph: Your next line is... *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time* Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results. Diavolo: Wha- Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line. *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face

@Hangman-yq5uh

4 жыл бұрын

He would do that, honestly.

@fsdhuy

4 жыл бұрын

Keep it at 69 likes

@noriakikakyoin1423

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

@justanenglishcommentpassin644

4 жыл бұрын

Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

@nou6723

4 жыл бұрын

Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

3:06 here i hearing sono chi no sadame song

@NIGERANDAYO_SMOKEY

Ай бұрын

Because it is on 3:29

The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.

Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator

@bahhalso9651

3 жыл бұрын

Almost

@Bruh-vd1pp

3 жыл бұрын

@@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

@zkdelta8014

3 жыл бұрын

If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

@yournextlineis964

3 жыл бұрын

I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

@NegusInParis01

3 жыл бұрын

They did him dirty

Now you're going to say next: "Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"

@abrahamtusan3373

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo *gasp* how did you...

@wolfkiller3298

4 жыл бұрын

Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-... NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

@soupgaming5948

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

@ignispurgatio7400

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph joestar is the best jo- NANI???!!!!!

@genevieveteo6913

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

Imagine Joseph in SC: Joseph: Your next line is... [The World]! DIO: THE WO... What!? Joseph: *Stops time*

Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines

Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”

@katjavalentina

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit thanks for reminding me

@Cremiru

3 жыл бұрын

Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph. *NANI?*

@sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884

3 жыл бұрын

He stills alive

@xdarkielflyxnight3679

3 жыл бұрын

No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

@ayaanarshad869

3 жыл бұрын

Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

"I plan everything! ...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."

@cidoet3360

5 жыл бұрын

*Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

@wateryourplants5771

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

@GetterBane

5 жыл бұрын

@@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

@tixelch

5 жыл бұрын

@@cidoet3360 *DORARARARA!*

@ddorgo

5 жыл бұрын

@@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.

The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.

@VerdugoMoment

Жыл бұрын

I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

@Hanaziro727

Жыл бұрын

@@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

@VerdugoMoment

Жыл бұрын

@@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

@massimilianoreali4398

Жыл бұрын

​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

@FateDarkess

Жыл бұрын

@@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

Jonathan: The gentleman; Joseph: The Chad; Jotaro: The Badass; Josuke: The student; Giorno: *The piano*

@the_og_alpha

4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power Jhonny: The Jockey Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

@ligth3977

4 жыл бұрын

You thought It was JoJo, Kono GioGio Da

@dad_bot_3924

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck all of you

@lukefloor

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

@tarpulin8179

4 жыл бұрын

giorno should have been the musician

he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right

@adachisans5664

5 жыл бұрын

*laughs in anime original*

@dat0ne821

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

@m.alexanderzhulkarnaen2065

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget About ACDC/Esidisi

@italokauan1873

5 жыл бұрын

You have my bless

@oofing7953

5 жыл бұрын

Well he is American so I would expect that

It brought a smile to my face every time this happened in the series

ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line* Joseph: wait that's illegal

@Glados1080

4 жыл бұрын

Its esidisi

@thedarkcity4084

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glados1080 it can be either

@musashi-avi284

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

@jessmute9945

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

@shotpister1002

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade

@tylerrunyan1428

5 жыл бұрын

Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

@jayveeruzforce905

5 жыл бұрын

@@tylerrunyan1428 But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

@Johten

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

@jayveeruzforce905

5 жыл бұрын

@@Johten I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then. He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died. Only to be revived by Jotaro.

@thewildtigre3339

5 жыл бұрын

@@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

Joseph: your next line is "Stop, stop! Anything but that!" Me: Stop, stop! Anyth- YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

1:25 F in the chat for caeser

Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often” I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall

@zooweezybw8131

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

@drmeduimant5066

4 жыл бұрын

Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

@TheLonelySkeleton

4 жыл бұрын

He goin' senile

@aidar8154

4 жыл бұрын

NANI?

@aidar8154

4 жыл бұрын

NANI? HOW!

Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live" Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???

@tripledot9481

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@georgebenett245

4 жыл бұрын

Me: NANI???

@claylumintang5036

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Pensando this is such a complex comment.

@koichigiovanna9193

4 жыл бұрын

And 4 minute later you got a Coffin dance

@koichigiovanna9193

4 жыл бұрын

*intensies astronomia song*

The transition at 2:59 is...just wow

Episode 4 Phantom blood : Baron Zeppeli : Jojo, you must know your opponent's actions if you were them. 50 years later Baron talking to Jonathan in heaven while watching Joseph : Your grandson mastered the way.

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes!

Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move

@Phoebe457

3 жыл бұрын

@Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

@Phoebe457

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

@Phoebe457

3 жыл бұрын

@Renuka borgaonkar No promises

@josebohrer4361

3 жыл бұрын

technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

@Phoebe457

3 жыл бұрын

@@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

Araki: Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?

@paperluigi6132

5 жыл бұрын

How many dogs have you killed in your career?

@mihaiioc.3809

5 жыл бұрын

Araki: what's a dog?

@suckerman7gm

5 жыл бұрын

@@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

@peacefuldestroyer2135

5 жыл бұрын

Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

@suckerman7gm

5 жыл бұрын

@@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

Joseph's personality is undoubtedly my favourite .

"Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?" "Damn Straight!" ("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off") This is why Joseph Best JoJo

Jonathan: Good ass Joseph: Smart ass Jotaro: Bad ass Josuke: Angry Ass Giorno: The one who always gets hurt.

@fnglilbruh

3 жыл бұрын

Okayasu: Dumbass

@palah1686

3 жыл бұрын

Dio: Deadass

@Hemet1725

3 жыл бұрын

Koichi: Usel-ass

@fnglilbruh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

@TorradaOficial

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno:piano ass

Kars: This is it, JoJo! Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*

@aname4141

4 жыл бұрын

Sketchy Dude NIGERUNDAYO!!!

@rhiana6905

4 жыл бұрын

kars about to take the m a j o r L

@PunkZombie1300

4 жыл бұрын

@He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

In the English dub when Joseph's detached hand impales Kars in the throat and Joseph goes "Your next line is, 'is this part of your plan, Jojo?' ", Kars instead says "How do you always know?"

@Xman34washere

2 жыл бұрын

He was wrong

I love how shocked they are after they say it. One of my favorite things about the entire series.

Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*

@SinPandoaa

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

@Keisezrgs

3 жыл бұрын

Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

@Yanik2002

3 жыл бұрын

Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

@thommy_0075

3 жыл бұрын

*NIIIIICE*

@cj_ridz1515

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GAAAAD!

Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_ Joseph: _The Trickster_ Jotaro: _The Badass_ Josuke: _The Student_ Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*

@daviscoffey1347

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly accurate

@someNBAguy

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

@strangepoison830official2

3 жыл бұрын

@@someNBAguy yet

@mariog289

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

@someNBAguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

2:10 one of the best moments of entire jojo franchise

The freeze frame where joseph's victim panics gets me every time

Pillar Men: [exist] Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."

@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx

4 жыл бұрын

You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

@crisisasp5396

3 жыл бұрын

they activated his trap card

@goldenhydreigon4727

3 жыл бұрын

Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

@Keisezrgs

3 жыл бұрын

Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

@diegomedina9637

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him

@dots45

4 жыл бұрын

Ay, It's Alex his older self sucks

@salsamancer

4 жыл бұрын

I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

@margarethmichelina5146

4 жыл бұрын

I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

@yukiru0566

4 жыл бұрын

Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

@motivationalpizzaman9718

4 жыл бұрын

@@dots45 NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

This is why Joseph is my favorite JoJo, and yes, I've read every part except 8.

Joseph: *predicting the next line of the enemy* The enemy: *patiently waits their turn to speak*

At his peak he was the best JoJo

@TheBrutalSoap

8 жыл бұрын

Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

@FearsomeVoid

8 жыл бұрын

***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

@godisdead4416

8 жыл бұрын

+Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

@TheBrutalSoap

8 жыл бұрын

Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

@mrzlapter

8 жыл бұрын

What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

Joseph: * *watching KZread* * KZreadr: Here’s a word from our sponsor Joseph: *your next line is “Raid Shadow Legends”*

@darkwyvernz2456

4 жыл бұрын

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

@mrozan3578

4 жыл бұрын

*Raid Shadow Legends* NANI?!

@elitecrewmate4559

3 жыл бұрын

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

@jirenedits6183

3 жыл бұрын

*DID YOU JUST ATTACK MY VILLAGE?*

@artblox1119

3 жыл бұрын

my next line is Skip 10 Seconds

I like how even after years of maturity, Old Joseph has that younger self still in him.

Young Joseph is my favorite JoJo. Very entertaining hahaha

The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.

@raded4675

5 жыл бұрын

PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

@SulemanAsghargoion

5 жыл бұрын

But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

@syed2444

5 жыл бұрын

@@raded4675 when is that?

@1playingcasual1

5 жыл бұрын

@@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

@Sun-cg6lv

5 жыл бұрын

@@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over" JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!” DIO: The World, stop time!- Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!

@Pepeperez357

3 жыл бұрын

ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

@user-st9et3vy8w

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

@damayanthyab8483

3 жыл бұрын

If only...

@jeanremi8384

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-st9et3vy8w this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

@cj5483

3 жыл бұрын

Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

Hermit Purple Requiem is just him predicting their entire life

Esidisi/ACDC : "your next line is..." Joseph : "YOU STOLE MY LINE"

@nikolacatlak9875

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaa

Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"

@winderwind783

4 жыл бұрын

GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

@jayseph9698

4 жыл бұрын

Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

@winderwind783

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayseph9698 what

@jayseph9698

4 жыл бұрын

@@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

@winderwind783

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayseph9698 yes

it's the gasps that get me every time.

@josearmando9933

8 жыл бұрын

yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp

@harley-wp6xt

8 жыл бұрын

Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.

@Drizzekh

8 жыл бұрын

+kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick

@chronica6457

8 жыл бұрын

Just like Caeser

@RickyUzumaki993

7 жыл бұрын

yung venuz No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time

joseph might not have physically won every fight he got in, but he won mentally

Took me a while to realize this was a 4th wall break joke from the manga where joseph just reads the next panel

Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.

@yuri-jd4co

3 жыл бұрын

ofc, he has honor

@miker0tch_

3 жыл бұрын

@@constant759 no

@caesarzeppeli8919

3 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ

@bardukfr33k1985

3 жыл бұрын

The best of the Pillar Men

@SuperDababy2

3 жыл бұрын

@@caesarzeppeli8919 sorry about that salad man

Sadao Kujo: *Kneels before Holly* Holly: "Your next line is: will you marry me, Holly?" Sadao Kujo: "Will you marry me, Ho...? NANI!?"

@Janepringles

3 жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon for how they got married

@twinodoom

3 жыл бұрын

"You were expecting Holly, but it was I, Jojo!"

@111games.

3 жыл бұрын

Joestar bloodline official technics: Nigerundayo~ Your next line will be...

@dysphoria_1.040

3 жыл бұрын

HoJo's Bizzare Adventure

@Manly-Tears

3 жыл бұрын

@@111games. "HORRii SHitttTTTt! Holly just walked away with a Japanese guy to get married!!" "The circle is now complete. I was but your daughter. But now, I am a true JoJo like you!"

When Joseph says "your next line is", the villain knows he's f*cked

This is Joseph's defining and crowning moment as the best Jojo

i miss young joseph and hamon and these openings i just miss them ;(

@amaral-naema7581

5 жыл бұрын

@Alex TLion agreed

@Anim0sityy

5 жыл бұрын

If only Araki had Joseph fight Alessi instead of Polnareff so he could've temporarily became 19 again...

@thecodeofvigilance1624

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly. Stands is just gay.

@amineelarif7001

4 жыл бұрын

@@amaral-naema7581 i see a yasuo main

@eijiyuyama7428

4 жыл бұрын

Just watch part 2 again

“Of course it wasn’t, but if it pisses him off…” brilliant

@majoravideos4393

4 жыл бұрын

Fireball Flareblitz the one time Joseph won by pure luck

@Enneamorph

4 жыл бұрын

MajoraVideos it was a total asspull-but dammit if Joseph wasn’t gonna roll with it anyway

@cutecommie

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph is the dumbest JoJo and that's why I love him

@LoudPlateAndy

4 жыл бұрын

Dio: *Gasp In The Freeze Time*

@-Genki

4 жыл бұрын

@@cutecommie I love him for his dumb demeanor while still being intellectual

It is actually perfect fitting him and a bit of forshadowing for his stand powers, its not just random stuff or beign smart/cheeky, he knew exactly what they are going to say

@davidreljac1707

Жыл бұрын

It has nothing to do with his stand but go off.

@chris30555

Жыл бұрын

​@@davidreljac1707 Araki himself confirmed it dude...

This here is why I love this Jojo the most

Your next line is... "Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!

@mihaiioc.3809

5 жыл бұрын

you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago

@haruokumura8756

5 жыл бұрын

@@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..

@sabe1045

5 жыл бұрын

ZA WAste

@spencerabdo5144

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!

@chaossonicadv6922

5 жыл бұрын

Fool, You are 100 years Late

Your next line will be... *SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*

@VanessaSantos-td2gr

5 жыл бұрын

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE *gasp*

@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard

5 жыл бұрын

@@VanessaSantos-td2gr Niiiiice! Now if you excuse me... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!!!

@thespider1901

5 жыл бұрын

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE

@davidhong1934

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespider1901 JOOOO-JO!

@portiavelasco2108

5 жыл бұрын

Eeemads on ihc onos. You got it wrong.

I'm happy this was recommended to me on his birthday

@that1fangirI

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

I absolutely love how the *gasp* sound is delayed compared to the visuals

Man, Joseph and old Joseph are such different characters, they almost feel like different people

@IndyJacksonTT

3 жыл бұрын

He matured

@Marasma

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, teen Joseph was like: i am the coolest guy on Earth just killed 4 superhuman muscular ancient men Old Joseph was like: i forgot to do the nigerundayo and say the next line of people but i learned OH NOOOOO and got a purple and spiky but somehow not perforating string, still not bad lookin

@devaraft

3 жыл бұрын

They nerf him real hard. I think he only does the "your next line is-" once in the series

@Smile-wd6rz

3 жыл бұрын

Wheel of fortune should have killed Jotaro ( Or some other stand that isn't as stupid as a fucking car), then the crusaders would need to be very creative to beat Dio, like how most fights were in part 2. Joseph is still good though.

@amuroray9115

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like a 40 year gap. You’re definitely going to be a different person