America's infrastructure needs updating and most Republicans voted against the infrastructure bill

@lephtovermeet

2 ай бұрын

Then bragged and took credit for the benefits when it hit their district!

@Baliane22

2 ай бұрын

True dat

@dcptiv

2 ай бұрын

I saw a doco that said It's all so old & because the new just gets built over the old then can't be updated without bankrupting the country & every state.

@JehBasquiat

2 ай бұрын

@@lephtovermeetper usual

@Notfiveo0

2 ай бұрын

Florida goes how Russia goes….

The least Christian ex-president selling Bibles..if that's not grifting, idk what is🤨

@barzdinstone3831

2 ай бұрын

Hes no christian, he just knows the dribbling rubes need him to be, and just like them lip service is enough.

@Sli8ht

2 ай бұрын

Buying one seems like it’d be sacrilegious.

@benrockefeller6334

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. The dumbest part is that Trump seems to think that the pledge of allegiance is a founding document of the US... despite being created at least after the Civil War, if not WW1.

@medde655

2 ай бұрын

The magamorons will clamor to buy trump's bibles, but most of them can't even read, lol

@DR.Poncho-dx4zr

2 ай бұрын

They really are only looking for the lip service. These tRumpers love it.​@@barzdinstone3831

Just as wearing an American flag on your lapel doesn't make you a patriot, thumping on a grifter's bible doesn't make you a Christian.

@user-dy2wm4bg1w

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@havefaith4358

2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@xarzu

2 ай бұрын

Yeah but there is this. Voting for Biden because you hate Trump is like voting for Castro because you hat Batista. It will f us all over forever. Hate, like love, is blind.

@Tesla...

2 ай бұрын

@Norman: But, but Trump has "many" all over his home. Doesn't he get Christian points for that?

@i_forget9691

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-cm8xp1oy3qmy lñ he uses them as door stops

“The Bible, and The Constitution… Trump has never read either.” The most important truth of our times, perhaps.

@linegrant4605

2 ай бұрын

It's a slap in God's face💯

@gracierodriguez676

2 ай бұрын

i doubt he never opened A bible.😅

@jgorge2702

2 ай бұрын

@@gracierodriguez676 I doubt he ever opened a bible!

@Jerry-up8bk

2 ай бұрын

trump IS SUCH a LIAR!, he Fought the U.S CONSTITUTION EVERY step of the way, And if Reelected WILL AGAIN! What does his BASE see in him ?

@wingman416

2 ай бұрын

I hear if you put "Armitrage" on a cue card, he will sh@rt himself!

Wow! Selling Bible's now! I'm an atheist but even I am offended on behalf of Christians. That's so gross.

@owenmeier

2 ай бұрын

Thanks bro that means a lot 💯

@Philosophyrules77

2 ай бұрын

Same man! I’m offended on their behalf. It’s blasphemy and disgusting and I can’t believe are falling for this.

@mrsdraper171

2 ай бұрын

Same here.

@fuehnix

2 ай бұрын

Yet they don't care

@HouseOfAlastrian

2 ай бұрын

I'm agnostic myself and yet even I am disgusted with the blatant heresy.

Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves” (Matthew 7:15)

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

Amen.

@JohnDoe-jh5yr

2 ай бұрын

Easy to spot from a mile away

@Khronogi

2 ай бұрын

I feel like he would actively describe an antichrist. He pretty much goes against most of Christian teaching.

@CanuckleheadHistory

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, unfortunately, people who vote for Trump are ignoring every word Jesus ever said, so…

@morbidmanmusic

2 ай бұрын

Beware of all religion

Love to see Josh Johnson get some exposure!! Been watching his standup. That guy is sharp and he kills it!!

@DaDunge

2 ай бұрын

Yeah that segment was really fun.

@chrisbluma7942

2 ай бұрын

Just thinking the same thing. He's great.

@sarahhull9445

2 ай бұрын

Yes!!! I've loved him for years now and he is starting to get the recognition he deserveS!

Josh Johnson is hilarious and Klepper is always best at his quick-witted ways.

A Bible containing the founding documents of a nation is about the most fascist thing I've ever seen.

@bigoldgrizzly

2 ай бұрын

and probably printed upside down !

@shlock1558

2 ай бұрын

Put "modern american" before fascist and I would agree 🤓

@santividal9387

2 ай бұрын

It's just a caricature of the stereotypes of America. Trump selling books that are half bible half American constitution. And people will buy it. Holly...

@tinat.4508

2 ай бұрын

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.” - Sinclair Lewis

@bunnyfernwood

2 ай бұрын

Who needs separation of church and state 😅

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” ― James Waterman Wise

@freddywilliams2430

2 ай бұрын

😊😊😊😊😊😊

@TruthOverFear21

2 ай бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken.

@AKHill-gj2uy

2 ай бұрын

Trump isn't a fascist, he's a conman. No more, no less.

@zacharyyoung1083

2 ай бұрын

When all the horrible and illegal business practices culminate in a person without a care for a single person but himself, it shall be named Donald Trump. - Every Person Living on Earth except MAGA Republican Sheep

@user-ij6ve3rw6s

2 ай бұрын

he means when europeans came to palestine the nazis hided in the crowde and they waved there flags ahhaahaha

Josh Johnson! Yes my favorite NY stand up comic! Daily Show is smart!!

@shastabell5415

2 ай бұрын

So fun seeing him!

I see DeSantis is still practicing his smile, one day he’ll get the hang of it.

Imagine how BAD of a "Christian" you'd have to be to find this acceptable. But I bet there's a million of them.

@007Julie

2 ай бұрын

To his followers this only proves how “Godly” of a man Trump is. They’re so blind they can’t see he’s a charlatan, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a man who would say anything to get back into power and to destroy his “enemies”.

@targetseeker

2 ай бұрын

77 million at least

@sonofradium4835

2 ай бұрын

Try 70 million.

@TheLastWalenta

2 ай бұрын

As an atheist, I have to say, this is bedrock Christianity

@LostintheTwilightZone

2 ай бұрын

CINOs

You can't spell hatred without a red hat.

@xxdeviousv2

2 ай бұрын

This is one hilarious way to play their weird anagram game😂

@Trishmary37

2 ай бұрын

I love it!!

@oshunrose5303

2 ай бұрын

Definitely stealing this! 👌🏿😂

@vokasimid5330

2 ай бұрын

😉

@ChaosTheoriesLux

2 ай бұрын

That's very clever and I love it!

Overall a great episode. That bit performed by Josh Johnson was excellent.

Thank you for bringing all these fear-mongers to light They're also warmongers And the haters of indigenous peoples all over the world

As I walked past the other cars in the parking lot on my way into my office every day, I used to pass a bumper sticker that read, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible." It's here, and it is.

@johndolan5076

2 ай бұрын

its like all the nice germans who walked through the parking lot everyday, and the saw volkswagens with swastika's and bumper stickers that said if you hear the word culture reach for your revolver

@dodgygoose3054

2 ай бұрын

100% ...

@marsneedstowels

2 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/m41pmaercs6sdqg.html

@craigb8228

2 ай бұрын

Said by Sinclair Lewis. Repeated by everyone.

@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

2 ай бұрын

Trump's elaborate comb over hides his 666 birthmark.

You strengthen our infrastructure by passing a bill that most republicans voted against but take credit for when their state uses the money from it

@kingayy9267

2 ай бұрын

Republicans are even more duplicitous than politicians already are by default. They're inherently bad people with no empathy for others. Absurdly disgusting.

@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667

2 ай бұрын

Nope

@plod985

2 ай бұрын

@@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667a liberal that shaves it all backwards? That sounds painful.

@jefferson7097

2 ай бұрын

​@@plod985 And misreading things and broadcasting it seems pretty consistent

@Omniverse0

2 ай бұрын

@@jefferson7097 They out themselves every time. Every time one learns what the "social" in Social Security means, they have to wear a helmet so they don't make a mess when their mind is blown.

The GOP likes to say, let the parents decide what's best for their children, then they want to ban more things.

@msdeaver1

2 ай бұрын

I don't see what you're saying. When you're banning things ,adults have the ability to give children access. They're not banning adults they're banning kids. What you just said is giving parents the ability to Parent the way they choose to.

@markgigiel2722

2 ай бұрын

@@msdeaver1 They said if you're under 14 you won't be able to use Tik-Tok, They are BANNING certain books from libraries etc. and it goes on and on. They want to BAN contraceptives next. Little by little they will have complete control. Maybe you aren't watching what's going on in MANY states.

@LyonsM

2 ай бұрын

@@msdeaver1oh, so kids don’t have rights?? I’m not talking about elementary students. I’m talking about middle and high school students. Don’t they have a right to read books in their libraries that parents may not agree with? These “bad books” have been in school libraries for decades and now all of a sudden they’re considered bad?? It’s all about control with you republicans. Did you turn out bad due to reading a book??

@veramae4098

2 ай бұрын

Social media? Just take the computers out of the kids' bedrooms and put them somewhere you (the parents) can see what's going on.

@markgigiel2722

2 ай бұрын

@@veramae4098 13 year olds have cell phones now and portable laptops too. Hardly anyone has a fixed computer in their bedroom anymore. They need to learn about the dangers and responsibilities of the internet and the real world. We can't ban stuff and shelter the kids, that doesn't work. Like abstinence. It doesn't work.

“Thou shalt not commit adultery.” Read it Trump!

@WWZenaDo

2 ай бұрын

@@rolingston66 Exodus chapter 20 verse 14, NIV: "14 “You shall not commit adultery." Ironically those aren't the REAL 10 Commandments - see Exodus chapter 34 verses 10 - 26 for those, but the supposedly 10 Commandments that poorly educated Christians BELIEVE are the real ones are the preamble to a laundry list of dozens of commandments that the Israelites, Hebrews and Jews were supposed to keep.

@rolingston66

2 ай бұрын

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

@patland1762

2 ай бұрын

@@rolingston66 So Holier Than Thou how many families did you personally buy the food for and feed last Chistmas? Me, 250 families with my own money, multiple tons of food, delivered by 20+ members of my family, you ZERO!!! LOL what a Holier Than Thou clown.

@patland1762

2 ай бұрын

@@rolingston66 I have multiple not that it is any of your business. But Swine Holier Than Thou you are judged by your actions not your empty holier than thou words. Remember that and contribute to society instead of mocking it with your worthless words, or oinks more like.

@WWZenaDo

2 ай бұрын

@@rolingston66 OH! You mean human sacrifice.

Yeah blame the collapsing of a bridge hit by a 500,000 ton ship on the President that actually got an Infrastructure Bill passed into law.

@araucariapasquale1

2 ай бұрын

Okay, will do. Thanks!!

@Templar462

2 ай бұрын

@@araucariapasquale1 does it actually hurt to have that much cognitive dissonance? Just curious.

@araucariapasquale1

2 ай бұрын

@@Templar462 does it hurt to jump to conclusions this much? 😄

@arturorivera6173

2 ай бұрын

Please leave your big words at home when talking to those cultist ignoramuses. Like, Trump, his voters only read at a third grade level.​@@Templar462

@haymaker710

2 ай бұрын

If Godzilla attacked the bridge they blame the President

The fact that none of Trump's advisors pointed out that "bible salesman" is another way of saying "con artist" blows my mind.

@chassidyswann8951

2 ай бұрын

It literally doesn't matter to them 😂

@jaysteele1031

2 ай бұрын

call them the snake-oil bible, t-ump grifting edition.

@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt

2 ай бұрын

It's become obvious that this dude is intentionally mocking his own supporters stupidity and gullibility.

@Forty2de

2 ай бұрын

@@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt I mean... at this point... I'm not saying it's okay, but...

@leolaurant2163

2 ай бұрын

It's only a paper moon

Keep Josh, he is a great addition to the team!

So happy to see Josh Johnson having more time. He is one of the best comics out there

Trump’s Bible book contains everything Trump does *not* believe in… Christianity, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence and Pledge of Allegiance (Trump pledges allegiance to convicted insurrectionists)

@stevendchu

2 ай бұрын

Jesus: love your neighbour as yourself Trump: build a wall to keep your neighbours out and make them pay for it However, Trump did follow David's example of committing adultery and then trying to cover it up only to have it blow up in your face spectacularly

@paintedpony2935

2 ай бұрын

And ... separation of church and state

@LT1869

2 ай бұрын

Why does everyone forget about the OTHER 17 Amendments, we have 27, not 10!

@dirtabd

2 ай бұрын

And the 2 Corinthians he thinks are 2 dudes. 😂

@kevinking2556

2 ай бұрын

Pledges allegiance to Russia

We believe in Rights and Freedom,: Our rights and freedom to remove yours. The motto of Conservatives everywhere.

I love the nanna and Rock joke; and so great what you said about DeSantis. Love listening to Jordan K

I never thought that anyone could cheapen the Bible, but Donald Trump is managing to do that.🙄🙄🙄

I can think of no greater modern sign of idolatry than marrying a nation to the bible.

@AKHill-gj2uy

2 ай бұрын

Cite the oath of allegiance ...

@tubaishansol

2 ай бұрын

I know right?

@wiredforstereo

2 ай бұрын

@@AKHill-gj2uy No.

@LeafHuntress

2 ай бұрын

Well yes, but... there was that golden statue of The Defendant @ cpac.

@wiredforstereo

2 ай бұрын

@@LeafHuntress That was a lark. Evangelicals worship the Bible.

In 2007, I approached a college counselor to express my interest in switching from business to pursue a degree in civil engineering. They told me it was a bad idea because nobody was investing in infrastructure. They were right, and look where we are.

@darcy5761

2 ай бұрын

Many of our bridges are rated D or lower.

I love Josh Johnson! He is consistently funny.

When he says "...many, its my favorite book", he barely restrains his self from laughing, knowing he is lying.....

@thehellyousay

2 ай бұрын

hey, it's my favourite book. the pages are soft and absorbent. i've kept a copy beside my johnson ever since the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of '20, just in case ...

@brucefreadrich1188

2 ай бұрын

He is lying. "Art of the Deal" is his favorite book. Although he didn't actually write it - a ghost writer did (nor has he read it in all probability).

@covertusername

2 ай бұрын

It was almost as if he surprised even himself and just dug in for the rest of the pitch 😄

@brendasmart553

2 ай бұрын

@@covertusername Exactly, you worded it well.

@BigBadJerryRogers

2 ай бұрын

This is the only hope for the Republican agenda today. This guy.

Josh Johnson is a big part of the future of the Daily Show success. Keep him.

@untergehermuc

2 ай бұрын

He wasn’t really funny.

@Tony8418

2 ай бұрын

@@untergehermuc he’s growing into it. Have you seen any of his standup? He’s more of a long form storyteller. He’s just needs to learn to package it into these short segments. (I am a fan, and I’m rooting for him to make the best of this opportunity)…

@ashleymedina8895

2 ай бұрын

Agreed!!! 💯

@kindtimetraveler

2 ай бұрын

I think he’s really funny. I’ve seen a few of his other DS segments, & they’re all funny. The one about how it’s hard times on “Sesame Street” killed me.

@TheIceMarker

2 ай бұрын

Fun fact, he's been a writer for the show since 2017!

Actually that Newsmax clip about the bridge being old was exactly right. I've personally been witness to a barge colliding with a bridge, that didn't full collapse like that one did. It's awful that a collision happened, but ailing and dilapidated structural integrity is absolutely a factor in this tragedy.

You’re the best, Jordan!! 🤣 😂 You’ve kept this 64 year old grandma sane! Thank you for what you do! We need to laugh or we’d cry all the time! 😅 ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

Josh Johnson is a national treasure. ❤

@marginis

2 ай бұрын

Easily the best part of the segment and the hardest I've laughed at TDS in years.

@moniqueengleman873

2 ай бұрын

Really Love this guy Josh. He IS a treasure ❤

@chinkasuyaro8983

2 ай бұрын

If only something could be done about those legs.

@lyndellrobinson3611

2 ай бұрын

Agreed!😂❤😂

@lyndellrobinson3611

2 ай бұрын

​@chinkasuyaro8983 😂😂😂

Josh Johnson continues to level up and I’m here for it.

@chriskelly6559

2 ай бұрын

👍👍👍

@Zaketh_

2 ай бұрын

The way I gasped when I heard his name. He’s hilarious and totally deserves more attention, great fit for the Daily Show too

@unbotheredmovement

2 ай бұрын

Me too! ❤

@sleepnomore6065

2 ай бұрын

First time I ever found him funny

That’s “his favorite book”, makes perfect sense since he’s put his right hand on it so many times when at court.

I’ve never seen this guy, Josh Johnson before. Instant fan, dude is naturally funny, pulling young Hanks/Foxx energy, bet he wins an academy award in 20 years from now.

This is what The Daily Show should be. Jordan Klepper and Josh Johnson. I haven't laughed this much in a while. This duo is a keeper.

@ashleymedina8895

2 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@kindtimetraveler

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely.

@Syman404

2 ай бұрын

I'm open to the idea of Jordan and Desi at the desk, with Josh as the lead correspondent.

“When fascism comes to America it will be draped in a flag and carrying a bible. “ a quote attributed author Sinclair Lewis. Well it’s here.

@MacLaw3084

2 ай бұрын

That’s actually not a Sinclair Lewis quote. It was James Waterman Wise, I believe.

@beachhunting69

2 ай бұрын

@@MacLaw3084 Whoever said it, the fact that it's actually happening is scary.

@Hila2205

2 ай бұрын

​@@MacLaw3084 it's not. James Waterman Wise said that fascism will be "wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and the preservation of the constitution". He never mentioned any bible.

@ellenfarley1233

2 ай бұрын

I believe Barry Goldwater borrowed this phrase back in the day. He paraphrased it to be, "When fascism comes to American it will be draped in the flag and carrying a cross." I paraphrase.

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." -attributed to Sinclair Lewis. (1885-1951)

This man is finally given the proper platform. We NEED his voice!! I will listen to any of his videos. PLEASE keep him as a regular contributor.

Thank you Jordan Klepper, for finding the humor in these trying times. And speaking the truth.

@jamesdriggers6823

2 ай бұрын

AMEN TO THAT

That Florida law banning kids under 14 from having social media accounts is really going to solve all of the problems because kids definitely don't know how to select an earlier year from a drop-down selection box.

@chrisccc22

2 ай бұрын

LOL They know how to create sock accounts in grade one.

@tonypatters5090

2 ай бұрын

Fascist can't let parents be parents

@MrJayKay11

2 ай бұрын

complete bs

@lildunacres

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think kleppers take is wrong along with desantis. The only way to enforce (and not even then) is to make everyone prove their age... oh yeah, the new freedom

@oceanecastelnau9821

2 ай бұрын

This is not the role of government in a democracy. DeSantis is a fascist.

I once read that Harry Truman rejected an offer by Cola Cola to have his name on a bottle. He said no because “He didn’t want to cheaper the Presidency.” That’s how’s Presidents are supposed to be. Presidential

We need Klepper full time along with Jon Stewart. Power combo!!!

Josh constantly looking like he's about to break into tears in this segment is top tier comedy

@ji.s9434

2 ай бұрын

It is part of the acting. 😂.

@mcwjes

2 ай бұрын

Fantastic eye acting!

Jordan is uniquely perceptive. His angle with people is just *mwah* so wonderful

I have a sneaking suspicion that bridge would've collapsed even if it were brand new.

There is almost too much in this to comment on 🤯 T**** with a Bible?? This is truly fascism with a flag and a cross ❌🤞 Klepper and Johnson help me smile during this political apocalypse. Thanks 👍

I am so happy for Josh Johnson my favorite new comedian since 2022 he is killing it on the daily show. Well deserved success, i hope he goes even farther .

@jenniferjohnson2712

2 ай бұрын

I love his stand-up, really wonderful to see him shine like this.

@bjdefilippo447

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely! I love seeing him on here, and he's probably the most prolific standup guy online.

Can America become any more demented? Never in my wildest dreams did I ever contemplate this degree of madness afflicting any nation.

@BT-kv8bj

2 ай бұрын

😂

@SeanPat1001

2 ай бұрын

Are you saying Trump is America?

@88walka

2 ай бұрын

@@SeanPat1001I think he’s saying trump as a leader running the country type of thing..similar to that fiery Italian who was a leader within the early 20th century.

@SeanPat1001

2 ай бұрын

@@88walka I asked that because Trump often claims attacks on his actions are attacks on America.

@odinson6348

2 ай бұрын

... Challenge accepted.

I think I disagree with Jordan about Florida's Social Media BS. I'm all-in with Josh.

These people are insane... If the general public knew what I know, they'd be boycotting all these shipping companies... The state of some of these vessels would make you never wanna go on the water. Besides, these blackouts happen so often.

Really nailed that separation of church and state.

@larrytempleton2905

2 ай бұрын

That's exactly what I thought

@TheAureliac

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if his version of the Constitution says presidents have total immunity for everything they do.

@TimoRutanen

2 ай бұрын

At least they're on different pages! ..right?

@jefflittle8913

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's what the Declaration of Independence is for! Duh!

@JasperJanssen

2 ай бұрын

Nailed it to a cross.

I love that Josh Johnson has made it as a correspondent on The Daily Show, easily one of my favorite comedians today!

@wcarthurii

2 ай бұрын

He's finding his groove. Killer deliveries. Today's bit had me dying.

@LeafHuntress

2 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness, i love him, i'm in actual tears here. Get all the children on SM to protect -Jos- other people.

@matthewcaldwell8100

2 ай бұрын

He's so underrated

@101xcfanatic

2 ай бұрын

@CaptainMcBallz I've only seen him twice at this point, but to be fair I don't watch via cable anymore soooo idk 🤷‍♂️

@wcarthurii

2 ай бұрын

@CaptainMcBallz ouch...... That was the OTHER black guy, Trevor Noah! 🤭😉 Josh's first appearance was 3 weeks ago.

This new cast is killing it.

Amazing job Josh Johnson!!!

This is a blasphemy!!! This is even worse than those televangelists selling prayers on tv.

@MrBrock314

2 ай бұрын

It's not worse - evil is also evil.

@IceWolfLoki

2 ай бұрын

Not sure it as far as blasphemy, but sacrilegious probably covers it.

@JMichael-xc7uu

2 ай бұрын

Plus it is taking advantage of the poor and uneducated

@tbecker97204

2 ай бұрын

And now, apparently, you can *HOLD* a collection of those "prayers" brought to you by none other than *Orange Jesus.*

@nola281

2 ай бұрын

Even black metal artists are like wow don't go that far.

I read the title "GOP Reaction to Baltimore Bridge Collapse" and my first thought was "wonder how long it'll take them to somehow blame it on migrants." Turns out, not very long at all.

@TheIqram12

2 ай бұрын

Even better, its a matter of time they blamed DEI

@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

2 ай бұрын

A border wall with Mexico is not nearly enough protection. We need a barrier around every harbor and along the coastlines. Nothing gets in or out!

@mlggamer5296

2 ай бұрын

I was waiting for them to blame it on the democrats.

@spencersnyder7042

2 ай бұрын

What’s worse is that I was pleasantly surprised they didn’t blame it on trans people.

@harvesterofeyes8813

2 ай бұрын

First video I saw the comment section was a siren call to all the paranoid bigots on yt

brilliant humor! this is an awesome show thank you !

In Australia when elderly people suffer from dementia we have specialist units to care for them to keep them and society safe. Electing them to run the country isn’t going to happen 😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

LITERALLY against everything the founding fathers stood for!

@Wolf-vc4wj

2 ай бұрын

Yes but everything Trump's cult stands for. And that's all that matters to them. They should read Revelations. Where the antichrist shows up and they all start following him and wear his mark on their foreheads. Cough cough MAGA hats and and all the hate. There's certainly no love like evangelical hate.

@bobbuilder3687

2 ай бұрын

Awwwe soy boy has hurty feelings.LOSER. TRUMP 2024 🙌🙌🙌🙌

@weareallbornmad410

2 ай бұрын

Really? Are you sure you have the accurate list of what they stood for? Is slavery on your copy?

@EmmaYaBasta

2 ай бұрын

Not entirely. I mean...the settler colonialism, racism, bigotry, pro-genocide and pro-slavery misogyny, etc. etc. etc.

@88walka

2 ай бұрын

@@weareallbornmad410yeah when it comes to this topic with the Bible…he is right you want a list? How bout a single part of the first amendment of the bill of rights..specifically the establishment clause on religion lets you know our country’s/government has complete neutrality and that is clearly stated..and favoring any religious values is a blatant disrespect and disregard to our country’s founding document..also just a little fun fact the majority of the founding fathers where deism not Christian.

The only thing Trump has ever earned is the title ' The Greatest Grifter of all Time '

@stevedavidson666

2 ай бұрын

I object, yer honour - 'Greatest'?! Nope, 'Most Useless'!!!

@vejay369

2 ай бұрын

And diaper sniffer Big Guy getting rich while in politics is the most honest politician ever

@DrFunk-rk6yl

2 ай бұрын

And most flatulent man.

@bskec2177

2 ай бұрын

@@stevedavidson666 Literally the same thing.

@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667

2 ай бұрын

What is the grift?

Love Jordan and awesome addition of Josh Johnson to the cast!

Great job Josh

Love Jordan Kleeper. How he keeps his cool when talking to trump supportes is amazing. I couldn't do it.

@jeanbeans7926

2 ай бұрын

Nor I, my friend

@roberthaworth8991

2 ай бұрын

They make sure the cord on the mic they give him is very, very short.

@user-dy2wm4bg1w

2 ай бұрын

Me too he is hilarious!! Trumpers can’t even tell they are being insulted.

@heavysnow8616

2 ай бұрын

Im with you my man. TRU.PTY DU.PTY TO JAIL!

@user-dy2wm4bg1w

2 ай бұрын

Me too love Klepper!

I hear Dump is selling it for $666

Jordan Klepper is a national treasure. 👏👏👏❤️

Hasn't the GOP already decided that businesses have the right to make money above all else? Excellent Klepper and Josh Johnson reporting.

The MAN who's whole "PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY" claim is "I DIDN'T TAKE A OATH" to the Constitution!

@giao2380

2 ай бұрын

An* An* An oath. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@JohnWerner-te5zy

2 ай бұрын

But we saw Chief Justice Roberts administer the oath of office to you, Donald, on the steps of the Capitol and witnessed by "the largest crowd ever to attend a presidential inauguration".

@JeffShacter

2 ай бұрын

Didn't take an oath to "support" the Constitution, according to the meaning-murderers.

@raghailligh1080

2 ай бұрын

@@JohnWerner-te5zy An you think the orange shitesack listened?

@johncaputo5538

2 ай бұрын

whose

You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is? “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Bankrupt”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

@thehellyousay

2 ай бұрын

i'd have thought "Goldtinkler" might have made the list ...

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

@@thehellyousay Excellent! There are a few others as well. "For your eyes only, Mr Putin, sir", "The Spy who r---- me", The property of a NARA". (That last one is for us Bond nerds as no-one else has heard of it.) 🙂

@itsjeninMass

2 ай бұрын

Effing brilliant. LOL!

@Seldomane

2 ай бұрын

"Moonraper" maybe?

@andrewstevenson118

2 ай бұрын

@@Seldomane I wasn't going to say that word... 🙂

I get that this is obvious to many people here, but I feel the need to say this for whatever reason. I don't think cargo ships have systems that allow for remote steering. And I don't think that the bridge it hit served any military tactical advantage.

I thought conservatives were all about not having the government telling parents what they can and cannot do with their children.

@ewokwarrior2656

2 ай бұрын

They forgot their own slogan: No Nanny State !

As soon as l heard about the Baltimore bridge, l commented that the GOP would find some way to blame it on Biden!!

@larrymunn5279

2 ай бұрын

Well it made me raise my eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting old but, I fully expected it to be Obama's fault. I mean, everything else is. lol

@Wordavee1

2 ай бұрын

@@larrymunn5279 I heard that Obama was steering, and Biden said "Go to the left!!!"

@kentesdall308

2 ай бұрын

I will bet that Space Lasers had a lot to do with the bridge collapse.

@scottthewaterwarrior

2 ай бұрын

​@@kentesdall308It's because the ship's crew was vaccinated

@rigginhelga5622

2 ай бұрын

All of these comments are funny af 🫢😆😂🤣😂🤣😉

So happy Josh Johnson is part of The Daily Show!

The show is always funny, but the addition of Josh Johnson put it over the top. I hope to see him again!

That’s going to come back to haunt him🤣

The Bible is Don the Con favorite book ! This must be the biggest Joke of the Century.

@Pamela-cn3pm

2 ай бұрын

Well, if it helps him pay his bonds and makes him money then it would become a favorite. 😂

If Trump can't raise $175 million in 10 days.... The judge will probably just give him another 10 days to raise 95 million instead.

@conky221

2 ай бұрын

Right?! That’s what I’ve learned after seeing his disgusting face every day everywhere!

@SlimKeith11

2 ай бұрын

He already has it. The ruling is more indication of the two tier justice system-one for rich people, one for us.

@crosstudio

2 ай бұрын

@@SlimKeith11 its hilarious that you think he has it. he's broke and jared kushner won't give him the money from his $5b deal with the Saudi Prince.

@dracoargentum9783

2 ай бұрын

@@crosstudioKushner doesn’t have any money left, he wasted it all; he doesn’t have any better business sense than his wife or her father does. They just inherit more money from people.

@kentesdall308

2 ай бұрын

They will get it down to $300.00 and a chunk of cloth from his mugshot suit.

Josh Johnson was fantastic in this clip! I had never seen him before and he was great!

As a high school teacher in Florida, four books in the library is not an exaggeration, I can tell you.

@ewokwarrior2656

2 ай бұрын

In Houston, Texas the Abbott approved charter school owning new superintendent is just shutting the libraries and using their space for alternative school rooms. Much easier to break them and indoctrinate them in MAGA 101.

He almost couldn't stop himself from laughing when he said it was his favorite book.

Josh has some serious talent, man. Very few of the correspondents manage to actually make me laugh, and Josh has GOT it.

Yaaay so happy for Josh’s gorgeous behind and his spot on my favorite show (:

Love Klepper!

Yo, Klepper and Josh Johnson killed it! Big fan of Klepper hosting this permanently, and Johnson is an excellent addition to the team.

No morals...no integrity...no money.

@user-me4wt5dw6w

2 ай бұрын

I am so tired of the donzi schemes.

@user-ef7wn4mw3p

2 ай бұрын

@user-me4wt5dw6w - Donzi Schemes - what a great phrase.

@ewokwarrior2656

2 ай бұрын

Survey says... Citizen Donald J. Trump! Aka EX-president.

Loved the Josh Johnson segment.

Josh’s best yet. Love it.

Josh Johnson was really funny tonight. His delivery is 🎯

Jordan Klepper would be a great permanent host

@russellchung3119

2 ай бұрын

I think he would too. I truly believe Jordan Klepper, Hassan Minhaj, and Kal Penn are the three candidates that are most deserving of the role. However, I don't see that happening because TDS making another straight white male the host might not be something they want to do because of how it would look. The eventually host should be given the job because they are truly the best.

@KungEMuller

2 ай бұрын

Well, I'll tell you what, my friend. Jordan Klepper has been called to host twice within the last two months. Also, he has more hosting experience than the others. So, despite the fact that it's still early to tell, I can honestly say that you are right.

@danielgregory3295

2 ай бұрын

But we need Jon, too!!😊❤

@kyraxx

2 ай бұрын

I found him incredible in this segment. Great delivery

@josh_flash

2 ай бұрын

He's ok. He's a far cry from Stewart or early Colbert. He's entertaining, but not captivating.

josh johnson is absolutely hilarious. amazing addition to the show

@nadominhoca

2 ай бұрын

he is just not... but ok.

I love when Klepper leads the show. Also really loving Johnson on the show!

As a recently retired teacher and speaking from experience, any 11 yr old can get a social media account as they usually lie on the application 😂😂😂 Way to go Desantis on wasting FL taxpayers time and money 🙄🙄🙄🤡🤡

@dh8203

2 ай бұрын

Yeah a lot of adults have forgotten what kids are actually like.

@racheldavila6431

2 ай бұрын

I agree it’s always the responsibility of the parent to make sure you know what your child is doing, they’re able to lie on the social media site for almost 20 years now, DeSantis doesn’t care and it’s all for the camera 🎥

@rhubarbbs

2 ай бұрын

You could require age verification.

@anthonyhewetson5086

2 ай бұрын

@@rhubarbbs How would you do that without acquiring access to information that one would not want shared with a social media empire (as it will be almost instantly commercialized)?

@therealdeal3672

2 ай бұрын

Yes if a kid is unsupervised they can start an account at any age. I guess parents would have to have parental supervision software on the kid's phone and computer. That way they could prevent any downloads of applications they didn't want their kid interacting with. It doesn't seem like it should be a law. But whatever. I don't have any kids that age and I'm not in Florida. Thank heavens on both counts. 😊

If Trump has many Bibles, & follows the Bible, then I'm an Alien. 🤣🤣

@johnsanuy

2 ай бұрын

Careful, the maggots on here will want to know what kind of alien.

@007Julie

2 ай бұрын

Yep, my cats are infinite more Christian than this heretic individual. For the life of me can’t understand why Christians actually believe Trump is a man of faith. “By their fruit you will recognize them” Matthew 7:16

@CortexNewsService

2 ай бұрын

​@@johnsanuywhat's sad is that isn't even a joke

@thehellyousay

2 ай бұрын

many bibs, i'd believe ...

@markedly1013

2 ай бұрын

Welcome to Earth.

great segment!

It's getting better and better😂😂😂😂😂

Are you 14 years or older? 12 year old: YES

@kneau

2 ай бұрын

That's partially the point. The ban would put parents in the position of liability.

@MrBrock314

2 ай бұрын

That would work for about 10 seconds until that 12-year old told somebody else they were on social media and BAM, now you're off. Plus, it wouldn't be that hard for social media companies to use census data and determine the public's age if they wanted to. Heck, with most Facebook accounts, I could find out the age of about everyone within 6 degrees of separation of me. It'd be even easier for a social media company to do that. That doesn't even include language level analysis, requiring documentation to start a social media account, etc that should also occur. Just because social media is run irresponsibly by a bunch of millionaires doesn't mean it couldn't actually be run properly to prevent problems if they cared.

@paulgibbon5991

2 ай бұрын

@@MrBrock314 Key words, "if they want to".

@ewokwarrior2656

2 ай бұрын

What happened to all that "no nanny state" Republican BS?