'The artillerys by the bunker by the health paaaaack' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.

@dsilverleaf4668

Жыл бұрын

Ditto. My intention is 2 watch em all. This woman knows her shit eh

@DarkPrincessOfLight

Жыл бұрын

Same !: ) I watched all their stuff on KZread

Jordan you're my favorite lesbian jazz musician who also does comedy.

@davidc5820

Жыл бұрын

She's straight

@Lord_OTD

Жыл бұрын

😭💯

@lisacolbert5987

Жыл бұрын

I wish she was a homo. Not that I’d have a chance in hell… Actually , I’m glad she’s straight. Better there’s no chance in hell.

@charlesford157

Жыл бұрын

She loves the D. Her words, not mine. But...She loves it

@hardy_har

11 ай бұрын

​@@davidc5820she's also not a jazz musician lol it's pretty clearly a joke

Jordan has the type of face that looks wild when you're tripping.

@amitav5908

Жыл бұрын

It’s the eyes I think

@dixieboy5689

Жыл бұрын

>>>>>

@Android-Zen

11 ай бұрын

To be fair, all faces look wild when you're tripping. 😅

@dixieboy5689

11 ай бұрын

@@Android-Zen >>> Thats why I never look in a mirror. Tripping or otherwise.

@Arthur-ek7nd

11 ай бұрын

@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.

😂 she's pretty much all we've got ladies

Proud of Adam Sandler's transition

@SnackPatrol

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@odradekfilms

8 ай бұрын

lmao

@mcrenn5350

4 ай бұрын

I love that she liked it ❤😂

I like how she cracked herself up at the end 😂. She is funny 😄. I like how she can joke about women’s sexuality and make it fun and normal.

Everyone morning, I wake up hoping to find a new clip of your standup so I can start my day laughing my ass off. 🙌🏽😂

@ScotsyCajn

Жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed. Best fuckin doses are hers!

I just discovered Jordan. One of my new favorite comedians for sure. She is a killer!

Jordan is the shit 😂 🔥

Jokes aside, when you really desire someone, you will watch them do almost anything and find it exciting. Love your stand up btw!

@andrewhart6200

Жыл бұрын

This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird

@mjade1673

Жыл бұрын

Bro😂😇

@SnackPatrol

Жыл бұрын

@andrewhart6200 wut

@SadeWatkins

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@100samanthamarie

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm 😊❤

Just by the way she talks, you can tell how much fun she would be to hang with

@aliengranpa

9 ай бұрын

Right? She's like the buddy you always wanted...and it's not gay to want to bang her

"It's gotta be the glass; it can't be real, what I'm seeing" 😂

I love when Jordan laughs :)

Jordan's dark voice sounds like Jon Bernthal in the Punisher. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 😂

Been watching a lot of KZread comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.

I literally ate cheese cake with my hands last night

@CajonesandCannolis

2 ай бұрын

i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

I get to watch her set live for the first time in 3 hours! I can't fucking wait.

I discovered you today and adore your style. Funny as hell.

Great set! First time hearing her stuff.

I’ve only seen your bits on instagram, and what a pleasure seeing this channel with longer clips

Never fails to get me to laugh. lmfao

There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.

1) Please do another special. 2) Please tour in Europe, preferrably in Oslo Huge fan. You and Shane Gillis are my top 2 ahead of dave chapelle

@4nz-nl

Жыл бұрын

and Netherlands :)

@TheCruxy

Жыл бұрын

Half hour coming out soon

@vlenser

7 ай бұрын

Berlin!

Damn, she is so fucking funny. Need to see her live someday

Thanks for the video

The only person the makes me laugh out loud consistently

Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!

jordan is so fucking underrated! great crowd work 😂🤣

My favorite female comedian on Insta and real life! 😂

@MadeitpastJesus

Жыл бұрын

❤ I hope she starts an OnlyFans ❤ 😂 (algo)

Mom has my full support💗

I love you . . . YOU DON’T KNOW ME

If you’re ever booked in Tacoma or Seattle I’m definitely coming to see you !

If you could add the things the crowd says as subs it would be nice❤ loving ur work

Jordan, you da best.

You rock, Jordan!

She's great.

OMFG yes to all of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re hilarious!!

I'ma date this chick some day lol

@SquishyMushy

Жыл бұрын

Checked your profile, I admire your confidence lol

Funniest lady out there BY FAR!

I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.

Good times.

One of the best doing it right now.

Best female comedian i have seen .

So funny!

I love being "me," with Jordan!

"I don't know why I'm giving him a scottish accent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounded like an Irish pirate... I also thought that the guy should just pull in a lazy boy to the bathroom, and just go ahead and make it a theater experience?

@BooBuKittyPhuk

Жыл бұрын

That in no way was a Scottish or Irish accent 😂 not sure exactly, but it was very proud whatever it was 🤣🥰

@sananton2821

Жыл бұрын

It's a Cornish accent.

@sananton2821

Жыл бұрын

@@BooBuKittyPhuk West Country/Cornish.

New fan, I see why your popping!

Great stuff lady

Soooo funny.

Fuckin-a, right. Shit, I'm convinced we're a split soul, homie. Fuckin love ya!

So funny! Then she tells an audience member to stop laughing?! 😂🤔

Jesus, you are so funny.

best eyebrows in the biz

Back to back jokes on your page. I'm going through it. You rule.

I wish I could do that voice she's doing 😂😂😂 grrrrrrrrrrr

Please come to Tacoma

Jordan, I'd watch you shave and still love you lolol

funny stuff

I love you

I swear it here and now. Jordan....I do know you...I do. You ARE me...Until now, my animal spirit has been the honey badger. Now, it is you. i once dated you. She was amazing.

😂❤😅😊

she's so traumatized

None of my gfs _ever_ hid stuff from me, but they've all been pretty white trashy, minus the white part for my wife 🤣🤣🤣... but fyi that's so _NOT_ a Scottish accent 😂😜 The short you posted was definitely a good edit of the longer clip, but man seeing it all here makes it even funnier, I'm so happy with the algorithm right now!

Comedienne

Reminds me of illiza

Did she really just compare video games to shaving your pubic area? Yea, that’s totally the same…

Yeah....that's what happens when you connect with another person GENUINELY and you BOTH accept that life is full of WORK and even FUN things are WORK. That's how mating and marriage is supposed to be. That's how humans are supposed to be. Not trying to take away from the bit/act, this is good comedy...but with monogamy basically in the toilet in popular culture currently....everyone should see this clip as a reminder that yes it WORKS if YOU work at it.

Jordan is like mixture of louie and ian

Glassman & Ari sent me

I prefer a little stubble

😂🎉

WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃

I show this clip to anyone who says women aren't funny

Would.

Jordan is God

😂😅😂😢

WAIT, why are guys who game bad... fuckin a...

How dare a man have a hobby and friends!

I would marry Jordan.

you are my favorite comedian. You are better than this

If you just slowed down a bit you'd be perfect louie

If ur breaking up with someone because they play video games and not out cheating on u and lying to u then ur crazy

I've seen my gf shave before many times lol

I do NOT get this crap with shaving. Maybe a slight trim to keep the length under control but nothing where you can tell anything is going on.

If somebody dumped me over video games I would be SOOOO PROUD OF MYSELF 😂 Gotta hide the nerdy shit from the first dates tho

Is disliking videogames an old person thing?

I wish I was her step brother

Jordan I love you but I can pretend that I don't if it means you'll pay attention to me

I wish you was my kindergarten teacher

How the hell have I only discovered your stuff today? You're a fucking scream.

Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are. Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone. My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.

Id pay to see this lady

Heart shaped

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So weird that guys with a hobby that involves great hand eye coordination, timing, and micro dexterity would be good in bed.

thats why u find a dude that will cut it 4 u

I can thank Fidance for one thing , finding out about Jordan. Cheers Ian.

Joran is killer! Lover her crazy ADHD energy.

@runronnierun7213

Жыл бұрын

Jordan.