All right let's do this one last time. ALL COMMANDER: 0:17 - Commander 0:47 - Commander 0:50 - Commander 0:59 - Commander 1:09 - First Commander 1:13 - Second Commander 1:18 - Third Commander 1:48 - commander 1:54 - Ｃ Ｕ Ｍ Ｍ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｒ 2:09 - commander 2:20 - commander 3:03 - Commander 3:58 - ahhh c o m m a n d e r 4:10 - Commander 4:16 - commander 4:59 - Commander 5:05 - CUMMANDER 5:10 - CUMMANDER [x2] 5:19 - CUM MANDER [x3 FINAL]

@dilanmukidisi4lanz986

Жыл бұрын

😅

@JBrander

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, Commander.

@swiftassociates

Жыл бұрын

Commander

@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, commander obvious

@Mytharax

10 ай бұрын

THIS IS GOLD

To get big actors like Pryce, Simmons, Curry, Takei and Stormare for this cheesy game is an incredible feat.

@kalimaude3532

Жыл бұрын

I think the thing is that RA 3 did not really have anything new to offer. It was basically the same game as 2, in an RTS market where New was Hot. So they said, you know what? Here's why you should by this game. We have the finest selection of perfectly cured Large Hams. Play what is basically 2 again because you are DESPERATE to see what batfuck performances happen in the next briefing. It seemed to work! It made a tidy profit. And god damn if everyone involved in the briefings is not having the time of their lives. Imagine being an actor and being told "we need you to chew the scenery down to the rebar here. Lose your mind entirely. The most over the top you have ever been is not good enough. Have literally as much fun as you can in every scene you are in." What a gift. What a recognition of your talents as an actor to be told "we will pay you to get reeeal silly with it." You can tell Curry and Simmons would have done it for free. Just look at the JOY he has here. A man with a voice for stenotorian yelling is encouraged to yell as loud as he wants about Commies.

@SantosOverlord

Жыл бұрын

more of the same isnt a bad thing RA3 is the slight updated version which is exacly what fans want, i wish a lot more games would do that, especially when they are almost a decade apart

@EricWulfe

Жыл бұрын

i just realized that stormare also voiced matthias nilsson from the mercenaries series. thats truly amazing

@godlikesnake8909

Жыл бұрын

@@kalimaude3532 Yes in red alert 2 all units had special abilities, base defenses were necessary, base expansion was flexible and they made certain units multi purpose (land/sea, sea/air and a air/sea)

@adeptusslugusgaming

Жыл бұрын

Simmons did the Postal movie... I think he likes cheese!

"Hello Capitalist Dogs" is how I start every job interview. It's not going well.

@samuelmorgan1295

Жыл бұрын

You should probably try the one place not already consumed by capitalism.

@Gaz-Man87

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelmorgan1295 SPAAAAACE!!!

@That_Lady_Charlie

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelmorgan1295 SHPAISS!

@ShawndaPrawn

Жыл бұрын

Have you tried warning them to brace themselves for the night of the Red Navy?

@typicalasianguy1805

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelmorgan1295 Go to MARS. It’s red for a reason.

That moment with Tim Curry saying "Space!" at 2:26 is an excellent edit, had me laughing and replaying

People dog pile on the acting for this game, but I think it was supposed to be funny. I always thought it was spot on.

@Dreamw4lk3r

Жыл бұрын

It is so obviously satire, I don't understand how anyone can take it seriously. These people have proven themselves to be very capable actors so I can only imagine it must be the script and novelty of doing live action cinema for a video game...

@clayzingo1653

Жыл бұрын

You guys would be surprised with how many people lack the ability to understand satire, and they also have no sense of humor.

@DaveKovalComedy

Жыл бұрын

People dog pile on the acting in a 2000s video game? Was the standard really that high?

@cooljameswhite

Жыл бұрын

I agree! The camp makes it whole

@HamsterWheelGaming

Жыл бұрын

People who complain about the acting obviously don't understand the whole charm of C&C. Just like red alert 2, the cut scenes are supposed to be wacky. The whole atmosphere of red alert is wacky to begin with since it has such crazy weaponry and funny moments during the campaign

Love how he calls her a "lieutenant" despite the very clearly visible Sergeant's stripes.

@JohnnyCasey

Жыл бұрын

That's what happens when none of the developers have any service records...

@doctorcaduceus2672

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyCasey That, and I mean, honestly, B-movie tier stuff gets those kind of details wrong all the time, and this is very clearly B-movie tier.

@edmundliankalang5925

Жыл бұрын

Battlefield promotion I guess? Heroes, like infantry can gain veteran promotions from killing a lot of enemies

@JohnnyCasey

Жыл бұрын

@@edmundliankalang5925 She doesnt seem to be the field type.

@doctorcaduceus2672

Жыл бұрын

@@edmundliankalang5925 True, but that would also imply an insignia change.

0:49 Nope! Couldn’t keep a straight face lmfao

Ngl that beginning cracked me the most. Zoom on the smuggest communist face followed by the best greeting I ever heard

1:54 why it's so hard to keep track of the story in this game

@followingtheroe1952

Жыл бұрын

0:55

Jonathan Pryce has incredible range. He's been a religious fanatic, a Rupert Murdoch-esque Bond villain, a governor of the British Empire, the King of Belgium, and now a Field Marshall in an alt-history WW3.

@fds7476

Ай бұрын

Not to mention a beleaguered civil servant in a 1950s dystopia.

As someone who's never played this game, I was absolutely not ready for the sudden "SPACE!" @2:26.

@hawkeye5955

Жыл бұрын

As someone who never played the game but seen the cutscenes, I was expecting "Spaaaaaccce!" at some point. 😂

@spectra5407

3 ай бұрын

Nobody expected it when playing the game

@michaelblower7363

Ай бұрын

I spat my tea out. Tim's delivery is just hilarious!! XD

To complete the trifecta you have to do Emperor Takei next, a weeb who watched way too many animes

Half the allied cutscenes are pure horny bait

@jochenheiden

Жыл бұрын

I know. Ain’t it grand?

@easytos

Жыл бұрын

games are so boring these days.

@rachelhatter5971

7 ай бұрын

​@@easytosjust like you then

This is like the greatest parody of a Micheal Bay movie ever! Shocked he didn't get Jenny Mccarthy in Transformers, guess she stopped being an actor by that time LOL.

My god lol. This game was made in a different time. The fucking dude on the left eyeing the women is hilarious.

its so nice to find a fan of red alert 3 i played it as a kid it was og times

@xdryan2.o572

Жыл бұрын

Same here

This game’s cinematics are a international treasure

- Can you give me a raise? - ......😐😐😐😃😃😁😁😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐🤨.......are you serious?

Good to see the general dropped the army and run for president in GI Joe. Also didn't know that Charlie Harper dated Tanya!

The motion tracking on these videos is hilarious I have no idea why, but it just works

The ending was just brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

*APPLE PIE.*

Bingham: I’ve been told you’re a very capable officer, well let’s hope this assessment is correct. Me: sir, this is only the first mission! I’ve never done this before!

"Space!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:51 - 4:57 my favourite part we have created tImE mAsChinE A time machine? YES YES WHAT?

I totally lost it at minute 5:18, I laughed of my chair :')

Brought some childhood memories

Krucov turned into the Wishmaster when he said 'today' lol. Should have found a way to get him to say 'wish'.

Bro this is legendary xD

How did they afford all those high level actors i will never know

@VikingKong.

Жыл бұрын

It's because they had lots of money from having previously made massively financially successful video games.

@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186

Жыл бұрын

EA in the early 2000 were different from these days

@nikkovalidor4890

Жыл бұрын

they sacrificed the budget for red alert 4

@Account.for.Comment

6 ай бұрын

@@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186 by the time this is released, Ea is already hated. The story felt nice, but the gameplay stink compared red alert 2.

I loved the Red Alert campaign videos but they are even more cringe than I remember! Also, Tanya as a blonde in RA3 felt so wrong 😅

Leftenant Ava is 🔥🔥🔥

And that American general dude... He sounds like CAVE JOHNSON!

@BobbyBlackhearts666

9 ай бұрын

He IS Cave Johnson's Voice actor! I was excited when finding out. As well as a self help instructor Doofensmirtz from P&F listens to. "I'm dancing with your wife pal, you got a problem with that?? Yes I ate the last mandarin. Got a problem with that?"

@rafidsadman

2 ай бұрын

Bro really called JK Simmons "that American general dude" 😭

@nunyabeezwax6758

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I never remember his name - just his roles. Go figure xD

sBACE!

"SpAcE" "This is unbelievable." Yea, unbelievably funny.

5:07 I'd experienced a sudden small amount of distress at this once I realized the commando was _also_ making a come-on. My gut reaction was "Oh no! And she went out of her way...🥺!" Because I'd already hard-picked the lieutenant like 16 cutscenes ago. Now all of a sudden here she comes as well. I didn't wanna make her _feel_ bad 😱 And then I remembered it's just a video game. But like, you know how it is Aaaarrgh _puffs stogie, shaking head_ I'm too soft for this military business _spins chair around at 36rpm, with head hung low_

I love how Bingham goes from "A time machine? ;D" to "WHAT? >:O"

Legend

I'm not the only one that stops hearing Eva after a few seconds then.

the last part was compeletly real ecpecially when i was 15 playing this game😂😂😂

Cave Johnson

@TheOnePieceIsReal89

26 күн бұрын

Cave Johnson here! Ready to send those commies back to their mommies?

Holy shit, I would've played this a long time ago had I known . I was a huge fan of the first two so idk why I didn't anyway lol

Fk mee you are a legendary editor MAte WOAAAAAH HOOOOOOOO

I didn't even make it through 60 seconds. I'm dead. Lol. A blast from my past. Back when games were about entertainment and less about achievement hunting. The cheese is so powerful, we're all at Olive Garden. We're family.

Everytime i look into this game, I see a new actor.

THAT'S IT! BOND! JAMES BOND! Ahahaha!

excellente réactivité

papa et maman veulent pas que je fasse le championnat américain , mais j'ai passé outre

What's this I hear you working with Spiderman?

I never knew this game had so many suggestively dressed women in it. Is this secretly a zorn game?

I uh... I think Eva... I mean far be it from me to assume, but the way she's looking at Tanya... hm

ça simplifie les choses😂

je reste solaidaire de mes camarades

Coommandah.

FUCKING AMAZING!!!

The High Sparrow had to start at the bottom J Jonah Jameson however.. WTF

@wesjones_87

8 ай бұрын

By this point I believe Pryce had already been killed by both Robert DeNiro and James Bond, hardly the bottom.

I rather take Tiberain war instead. But Kane despite this.

Lt. Eva is going to be reported for having unbuttoned uniform. :)

So, I guess being an evil media mogul didn't work out too well for Elliot Carver after all...

rien ki soit dans les manuels

Eva > Tanya any day

Any one who took the acting seriously in this game needs to be purged.

J Jonah Jameson has really lost it this time

lol

I was mildly thrown off by the lingerie showing. At least in RA2 it was formal wear

@easytos

Жыл бұрын

that's why RA3 > RA2

Tanya from RA2 was sooooo much better!

I have never seen that bloody Brit mofo EVER be anything BUT villain! Ever!

Hello capitalist dogs i am general krukov the one who will bring you defeat five minutes later i will be back soon field marshal says i don't know how but i will miss you remember our little tune be back soon😂😂😂

5:20 So tell me men of culture. Which one would you pick?

@ProperBadger

25 күн бұрын

Left, not even a contest

@Mr.Z1989

25 күн бұрын

@@ProperBadger true

Red Alert 3 got too much unfair hate. Sure it wasn’t as good as Red Alert 2 but to be honest it didn’t need to be as good as Red Alert 2 and from what it offered it was a very solid game.

Shame you had to ruin it with the ending.

This must have been a fun game for nerdy lesbians in 2008

Easily the best part of the red alert series is how much of a shit post the whole thing is

je manque parfois de contration et d'attention , mais j'essayerais de ne pas vous faire trop mal

I like J.K. Simmons, but as a President.... Eh. Not buying it. Not even in the v theatrical world of C&C.

rien ne dit que ce soit quelque chose qui n'ai pas été trop abandonné .... encore des flingues à la con

The commies-mommies "joke" is the cringiest in the history of mankind IMO :D

Horrible camera work

There's something so unbelievably cringe about how the girls in RA3 all pretend to be in love with you. Maybe it's for people who have never been with a female and never will be, because that garbage turned me right off and seeing 'men' simp for shit like that makes me sick.

@sierraraiderx2

Жыл бұрын

This man complains about the portrayal of women in a video game and proceeds to call them "females". Incel detected, bullshit deflected.

@tim3172

Жыл бұрын

100%, RA and RA2 were like low-budget B movies. RA3 was like a low-budget, low-class adult film that had big-name actors for some reason.

@KamikazeCommie501

Жыл бұрын

@@tim3172 Yeah that's exactly the feeling it gives. I enjoyed the game well enough but it was the last CnC game I played and this was part of the reason why

@doctorcaduceus2672

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it's a shitposty game that had a story written by B-movie writers. They have horny woman characters. They also have a time travelling Einstein who killed Hitler, and a time travelling Soviet commander who proceeded to kill Einstein, resulting in a war between the Soviet Union, the allies, and a reborn Imperial Japan. Red Alert is far from the only RTS series to be guilty of doing B-movie stuff.

@KamikazeCommie501

Жыл бұрын

@@doctorcaduceus2672 No, B movies don't address you directly. That's what makes it extra cringe. It's almost as sad as playing a dating sim.